Small Mafia game- Signup sheet.

[Askthepizzaguy]

EDIT: Updated. See below.

[TheFlax]

In! :2thumbsup:

[A Very Super Market]

In! And I want to be annoyed!

[Beskar]

In.

[pevergreen]

Vexing sounds interesting, but who would we be?

Futurama also gets my vote, with my in.

[Beefy187]

And +1 vote for the vexing mafia.

It looks interesting but forgot to vote for it..

[Askthepizzaguy]

A Slice of Mafia


It's time once again for a Small Pizzaguy-hosted game. I'm looking for players and reserve players.

Now... the question is... what game will it be? :inquisitive: Right now it's called "Small Mafia game"... hardly an inspiring title. Let's put it this way; you don't want me to choose, do ya?


1. Futurama Drama Mafiama 2 (based on the cartoon Futurama)
2. Vexing Mafia (all the annoying characters you love to hate!)
3. Chainsaw Massacre (Helpless victims in the mountains...)
4. Star Wars: Balls in Space (Epic Star-wars inspired violence)
5. Resident Evil Mafia (oh yeah baby)

Or you can suggest one.





Signups: (15/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
pevergreen
Beskar
Beefy187
Diana Abnoba
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar


Replacement Players: (2/2)

FactionHeir
Shinseikhaan


:bow:





Vexing mafia preview: Some ideas for annoying people.

(And suggestions welcome)


Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars (Every single word he uttered)
Barney the Purple Dinosaur (Don't even ask me to cite an example)
Steve Urkel from Family Matters ("Got any cheese, did I do that, Laaaaaaura..." and so on.)
Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld ("Peanuts on a Plane" routine ad infinitum)
GirlsGoneWild Bimbo from late night Comedy Central ads ("Here's My Boobs!")
Scrappy Doo from Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo ("Puppy Power! Lemme at em, I'll Splat em!")
Snarf from Thundercats ("Snarf snarf, snarfy snarf snarf.")
Oprah Winfrey from Oprah (EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!!)
Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation (I know I'm just a kid and everyone else here is ridiculously smart and more experienced, I always have the right answers and save the ship.)
Jerry Springer from the Jerry Springer Show ("Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other." Meanwhile, two bull lesbians and a really fat transvestite just beat each other with chairs and two marriages ended.)
Howard Stern ("Can you take your shirt off? Can I touch them? Want to spank a midget?")
Simon Cowell from American Idol (Being a judge is one thing. Being a (expletive deleted) is another.)
Bill O Reilly from Fox News (All that yelling and general rudeness)
Screech from Saved by the Bell (Suggested by someone else)
Televangelists (in general, pick one)
Slippy Toad from StarFox ("Oh no! Fox! Help me! I can't get this guy off of me!")
Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4 ("Help! Help me Leon! Help! Help me Leon!" *dies stupidly*)
Navi the Faerie from Legend of Zelda ("Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!")

[Diana Abnoba]

IN!!!
Vexing, Resident Evil, or Futurama please.

[pevergreen]

+1 million for Vexing, as long as I get to be slippy.

HEY GUISE! WHY WASNT I INCUDED IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL? HUH HUH HUHUHUHUHUHUH?

Fox & Wolf: ISNT IT OBVIOUS? *Generic Anime Pose*

[ULC]

In!
Vote, yet again, for Resident Evil!

[Captain Blackadder]

In

Vexing for the win

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am in

[atheotes]

In!

[Death is yonder]

In!

Anything will do.

WIFOM will be better though :clown:

[White_eyes:D]

IN....why not? vexing sounds kinda fun.....though I am sure, more then a few of us will go psycho by the end of it...:laugh4:

[ULC]

Nooooess! Not vexing unless I am Navi!

More votes for Resident Evil!

Better Undead then Annoying in the Head!

[Splitpersonality]

In if possible!

Cutting it close here!

[Tratorix]

In if there's space, otherwise put me down as a replacement. :bow:

[Khazaar]

Innorz...

[FactionHeir]

:yes:

[seireikhaan]

I vote futurama.

[Beskar]

I wonder what kind of game "Gah!" is.

[ULC]

I wonder what kind of game "Gah!" is.

Vote for it and see if it wins?

[Beskar]

Everyone, vote for "Gah!".

[Askthepizzaguy]

FactionHeir and Shinseikhaan... dang... signed up a little bit too late.

Although I predict, as usual, that someone will miss the voting deadline and drop out of the game. So odds are I'll need at least one of you as a replacement player.


Flax- SW RE
AVSM- vexing
pever- vexing, Futurama
Beefy- vexing SW RE
Beskar- vexing RE
Diana- vexing, RE, Futurama
YLC- RE
CB- Vexing
CDF- SW
athe- vexing, chain, SW
DiY- RE
White- vexing
Split- chain RE
Trax- chain
Kaz- chain SW
Facts- RE
Khaan- Futurama

Futurama- 3
Vexing- 8
Chainsaw- 4
Star Wars- 5
Resident Evil- 8

Vexing Mafia or Resident Evil...

:sweatdrop:

Now the thing is, Resident Evil won the poll 8-6, so given the tie, I'm using that to determine the winner.


Resident Evil it is... :evil:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I need to go over the characters again... discuss some things regarding the game mechanics with the previous host of this style of game, etc. I have to design all the game elements and that should take a day or two.

I'll post the actual game thread in short order. Stand by!

[TheFlax]

IN!!!
Vexing, Resident Evil, or Futurama please.

Yay! Revenge time. :smash: :clown:

[Diana Abnoba]

Ha ha ha...you think so, huh. Beskar is playing also, and the two of us will gang up on you again...:laugh4:

Just kidding...but just in case your not, bring it on! :evilgrin: :whip:

[A Very Super Market]

More players in this game, and I have taken a vow of "Vote myself, then Beskar" Your plan is foiled.

Come now, Flax, we shall discuss things.....

[Diana Abnoba]

Not so fast AVSM, I may be able to make you a better offer! Let us talk!

[TheFlax]

Sadly I'm not very good at grudges Diana, you can ask ATPG, I'm somewhat too nice.

I will try though and with Beefy and Beskar here, this will be very interesting. Did you know Beskar killed me *again*?!?


Come now, Flax, we shall discuss things.....

(Paranoia) Don't give me scummy vibes before the game starts. :laugh4: (/Paranoia)

[A Very Super Market]

Hmmm, very well! Lurkers like me don't have any real loyalties anyways.

[Beskar]

I will try though and with Beefy and Beskar here, this will be very interesting. Did you know Beskar killed me *again*?!?

According to ATPG, we are also romantically involved. You better put on your best dress.

[Diana Abnoba]

@ The Flax

No worries, you know I'm just kidding! I also, I'm too nice a person to hold a grudges, and there are none here to hold anyway. That is why I love to play evil characters, they are the total opposite of me. I am a nurse, I take care of people for a living. :nurse:

@ everyone

I do think this game is going to be alot of fun, with the players here that signed up. :2thumbsup:

Now remember the rule #1- never lynch Diana, ever. :kiss:

[Chaotix]

Gah. Always too late to sign up for your games, ATPG. :laugh4:

Put me down as a replacement if you need me, but use the others first, because I've got finals next week anyway.

[TheFlax]

According to ATPG, we are also romantically involved. You better put on your best dress.

I thought you were the woman. :beam:


Now remember the rule #1- always lynch Diana, always.

Changed that for ya. :wink:

[Diana Abnoba]

Thanks alot :stare:

:sweatdrop:

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[Beskar]

Rule #1 is to lynch Sasaki.

[Diana Abnoba]

That's why I said THE rule #1 (as not to take away from him and that thread)

[Diana Abnoba]

And I forgot what rule the thread is up to. :wall:

And this can be my rule book :clown:

[Iskander 3.1]

Count me in as an alternate.

[Askthepizzaguy]

LOL I have like 4 alternates now. :smash:

I kind of wish I could include all of you as players but the limit is 15... sadly.

[ULC]

LOL I have like 4 alternates now. :smash:

I kind of wish I could include all of you as players but the limit is 15... sadly.

I'm sure we ah could...uh...you know, do something about it...I mean, we know Sigurd lives in Bergen, Norway...just a process of elimination from there...and Sasaki is in Cincinnati, that's not to far from where I am...

:clown:

[Iskander 3.1]

We'll go to Cincy and eliminate one person every night, and during the day the whole city can vote on who they think did it...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I was thinking more along the lines of....


http://www.buildleanmuscle.com/images/marziaprince7a.jpg


Surely the moderators and I could come to some arrangement. :eyebrows:

[pevergreen]

BABES BELONG IN THE BABE THREAD


Sorry...did I just phase out there for a moment?



Oooh boobies!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Everyone who signed up:

Here is the game thread, in case you missed it. https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=117441



I'll be using this thread as the Summary Thread now. Please do not post here anymore.

[Askthepizzaguy]

:bump:

The next post has been updated with all the writeups for Resident Evil: Omega so far.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Zero-

In the Arklay Mountains... the FBI agent has been tracking the Umbrella Agent.... and along the winding mountain road, Reginald St. Louis thinks he has finally found his target. He follows the tracks into the woods, and he keeps a keen eye on his surroundings. He takes a step. He holds his breath... he can hear nothing except his own heartbeat and the dull, soft noise of the wind moving through the trees.

The sound of a shotgun echoed through the valley. Reginald St. Louis fell to his knees.

"It didn't have to come to this... you could have just let me escape. Was it worth it?"

The FBI agent could barely speak, as his lungs filled with blood. The commotion attracted the attention of some black birds high above them in the trees, and the shotgun blast had spooked a good number of them into flying away. A few birds who were in the blast radius fell dead to the cold frozen ground.

"Hmph. Try and enjoy the precious remaining time you have left on this earth." The agent said while collecting the FBI agent's weapons. "Remember, it's nothing personal, it's just business."

The man lay on the ground, turning white and shaking, as the Umbrella agent walked away. The FBI agent's vision began to fade. He turned his head, and looked around, vainly searching for help. All he could see around him was the trees, a few dead birds, and a cold fog.



Alive: (14/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beskar
Beefy187
Diana Abnoba
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (1/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)






Begin Day One.






Day One Results

The group of villagers and survivors assembled in the town square to discuss who among them was responsible for murdering Reginald St. Louis. His FBI identification badge was found in the woods, near a rather large blood stain in the dirt and leaves. More disturbingly, his body could not be found... The people of Fair Haven decided that they didn't have enough information to put anyone to death today, so they all decided to go out foraging. Most of them came back with some useful items.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/1287684735_66059da546.jpg

Albany Johanssen was out in the middle of the wilderness... yuck. She hated being outdoors. She was a glamorous actress, not some survivalist nutjob. She got through life on her good looks and incredibly awesome acting ability. She was too much of a celebrity to bother bending down and picking up nasty found objects in the mountains. It was cold out here... and it was getting dark (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/47110). Was she supposed to be back in the village by now? Hmmm.... WHERE was the village? She was certain she had been in this particular clearing before. The wind started to pick up and the black birds high above her were making an awful racket. But they flew away... and all was quiet again. Hmmph. Well there's nothing of value out in this brush, she thought. So it is definitely time to head home. The sound of a snapping twig startled Johanssen. She looked around. "Hello? Who's there?" No response. So she continued walking along the path, trying to find the river. After many minutes of searching, she was sure she was lost. It was completely dark outside now. She wasn't sure she could get back to the village at all tonight. But in the distance the faint sound of water rushing led her directly to the river!

"Awesome" she said to herself. She just needed to remember whether the village was upstream from here or downstream. Which way had the sun set? She couldn't remember. She followed the river upstream, hoping to at least see the village if she was heading the wrong way. But soon she heard the unmistakable sound of a waterfall. Looking up ahead, she saw the falls. "Shoot", she thought. She didn't remember seeing a waterfall. Perhaps the village was downstream. Over the noise of the crashing waterfalls, she could not hear the thing approaching her. Tiny drops of drool were absorbed into the wet soil near the river... and the gasping and the groaning were drowned out by the falls. The thing reached out for its prey... Albany felt the cold, wet hand clamp down on her shoulder, and she turned around and gasped in shock at the frightening image she saw...


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Zombie.jpg




The thing slightly resembled Reginald St. Louis... but it was picked apart by birds and it was rotting and disgusting. The powerful hands wrapped around Albany's neck, and she tried to pry the fingers off of her... but the thing was too strong. She kicked the creature as hard as she could, but it just groaned...


Brains.... brains.... brains.... brains...


Albany was sure she wasn't going to die this way. She was too good for that. She was going to win an Oscar... an Academy Award! She was to become the most famous actress of them all! With her strong, toned legs, she attempted to keep the creature from biting her, but the thing was closing off oxygen to her brain, and she felt very weak. She couldn't even scream or breathe... everything was starting to get faint... and that's when she felt the teeth slicing into her neck... and her warm blood began to gush from the open wound.... While she was still conscious, she could feel the biting, gnashing teeth rip apart her face and her neck, and the last thing she felt were the powerful hands smashing her skull repeatedly with a rock.


MUST.... EAT.... BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!











Alive: (13/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
Diana Abnoba
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (2/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)






Begin Night One.





Night One




http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3nGffZHHd4E/RX9EuEiN3gI/AAAAAAAAAPE/MW8Gt8J6JXY/s400/2006_church_in_douglas_at_night.jpg


The people of Fair Haven noticed, as soon as the sun went down, that there were sounds coming from the forest (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/128743) in all directions. This did not bode well for them. They gathered in the town square to discuss precisely what they had to do.
Danny Nashville: I reckon we need to stick together and fight them off!
Toby Madison: I agree. That seems to be the most sensible plan.
Houston Whitmore: Then it is decided. We need to find some place we can hide and hold them off.
Frankfurt Mulligan: How about that old church? The stone walls should provide some protection.
Veronica Orleans: You gents can do whatever you want. I've seen these things before, and I know that they won't be stopped by simply barricading yourself inside a church. They will swarm through this town and they won't stop until we are all dead. I'm outta here.*Veronica begins running as fast as she can towards the Canadian border*
Claude Jacksonville: No, stay here! If you go out into the forest with those things around, it will be suicide!
Cleveland King: Let her go. Maybe she can find her way out of here and send help. In the meantime, everyone who is serious about surviving tonight, we need to get inside that church and board it up quickly.
Everyone else entered the church and began to rip apart the church pews and hammer them into the walls to cover up the windows. They barred the doors to the church and pushed several statues of Mary against the door for extra weight. They heard the sounds of creatures outside, and they gathered at the back of the church, directly underneath a giant, glorious fresco of Jesus. Some of the villagers said quiet prayers and waited for the inevitable. The sounds outside lasted for nearly an hour, until it appeared as though they had stopped. Everyone was very, very tense... but it looked like the worst of it was over. Many of the villagers held twisted pieces of wood with nails sticking out of them as weapons. They waited behind upturned church pews and some other pieces of wooden furniture, and those with handguns or rifles took cover behind them, aiming at the windows. For many long, tense minutes, the night dragged on. Some of the villagers thought about what might have happened to Veronica, but none of them dared say a word. Outside, the groaning was getting louder. Suddenly, they heard banging on the doors of the church, and loud moaning. They could see dark figures holding torches outside through the stained-glass windows. Everyone readied their weapons. A rather large, hulking figure began banging on one of the windows, but could not break through the glass. Then he seemed to leave.*SMASH*


http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/night-of-the-living-dead-zombies.jpg

The glass shattered from the impact of a stone statue being used as a battering ram. The wooden boards also broke, and now a swarm of zombies (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/183469) began pouring into the church through the open window. Several of the villagers began firing their weapons, and zombie after zombie began to fall. But there were too many zombies and not enough people shooting, so several of the villagers holding boards and nails rushed forward and began beating back the horde as they tried to climb through the open window.
There were still a few zombies left inside the church, being picked off one by one with handguns, but one of the zombies came dangerously close to Cleveland King, and just as he was about to get bitten, another villager aimed his hunting rifle and blasted the creature's head clean off. It still managed to grab ahold of Cleveland and began wrestling him to the ground. King fell into a large piece of glass and impaled his stomach on it, crying out in pain. The other villagers came close and began beating the decapitated zombie off of him, bludgeoning it until it stopped moving. Another pair of villagers pushed a stone statue against the open window, and the men with handguns began picking off any zombie that dared try to move it. This went on for what seemed like forever... but then it was over. The zombies began to shout strange grunting noises... as if they were surprised by something. Then they began running in a northern direction. It seems they found some easier prey....

Veronica Orleans was out in the forest, running as fast as she could. However, there were zombies everywhere... all around her! They couldn't move very fast, so she attempted to simply run past them. They tried to keep up with her, but she made it down the path towards Rural Route 2. She would be safe on the highway... perhaps she could even get a ride out of this place.The zombies were close behind, holding torches and pitchforks... moaning about eating her brains. On both sides of the highway, there came more and more zombies... it seems that the zombie horde from Raccoon City made it all the way to Fair Haven, looking for fresh meat to enjoy. But the bridge was up ahead, if she could only just make it... she ran as fast she could, even though her legs were starting to feel serious pain. The bridge was getting closer.... closer... and the zombies were falling further and further behind. She had made it, or so she thought.

http://www.engineeringcivil.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tacoma-narrows-bridge-collapse.jpg

It looks like the bridge was out. And the drop would be lethal... all she could do was turn around and face the horde, which was approaching rapidly. She steeled herself against the inevitable... but then remembered there was still a way out... she ran directly toward the horde of zombies and held her weapon tightly in her hands. Just as they were upon her, she whipped the Flash Grenade directly into the center of the horde. The brilliant flare produced an intense flash of light, which continued to burn for several minutes. Many of the zombies were stunned by the light, and the ones which weren't began to flee into the woods. Veronica was exhausted but she continued to run... all the way back to the village.

Meanwhile, inside the church, the rest of the villagers attempted to get some sleep. John Dover, on the other hand, wasn't really able to put the nightmarish images of the zombies out of his mind. That's why when he heard the door creaking open behind him, he was fully aware that someone had entered his room unannounced. In a reflection on the mirror, he saw a dark figure approaching, wielding some sort of weapon. Just as the intruder raised the weapon up high for the killing blow, John turned very quickly and he used the wooden board as a brace, and it blocked the weapon from reaching his head. He immediately began screaming for help, and someone from the next room responded. The rescuer tackled the intruder, and nearly got their head knocked off for their trouble. By then, John had raised his firearm and began shooting into the dark, at the figure wielding the weapon. However, the intruder was too fast and ran straight towards the window and dove straight through it, shattering it completely. It looked like the murder attempt was unsuccessful.

Mary Baltimore woke up the next morning with a terrible cough and a fever, but otherwise seemed ok. The doctor gave her an examination and determined that she hadn't been infected by the T-virus. As for Cleveland King, his wounds were minor and could be treated. Other than these minor ailments and injuries, everyone survived the night, and Veronica Orleans returned back to the village unharmed.


http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/zombie-10.jpg



Alive: (13/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
Diana Abnoba
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (2/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)






Begin Day Two.



Day Two











Everyone gathered together in the center of town after their foraging expedition, and only Daniel Nashville was missing. They traded ammunition and prepared for their night strategy. How would they hold off the zombies tonight?

Next on the agenda was justice. They had to lynch the one responsible for the attempted murder last night, or anyone else with an anti-town agenda. They debated with one another, and while some thought that they should locate Toyoda Guzman and lynch him, the rest thought the sanest option was to simply not lynch anyone, particularly not someone who wasn't even playing. One person thought that Daniel Nashville should be lynched, but where was he? He still had not come back from foraging.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/399124005_9205aa6c9c.jpg





Daniel Nashville was deep in the forest (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/128743), and he seemed to have gotten lost. The part of the forest that Nashville was in was very dark, and a cold fog crept in just as the sun was starting to set. He felt a chill down his back and he suddenly felt very vulnerable.

Nashville: Boy howdy... I shouldn't have wandered out this far. I need to get back to Fair Haven. And I have no idea why I brought this guitar with me. The darn thing is way too heavy, I should have left it at the village.

Nashville heard some strange noises behind him, and he turned and saw a several dark figures approaching from the brush... but as he turned to run, he saw even more of them in that direction. Nearly panicking, he charged the nearest zombie and stopped just before the creature was able to grab him. Quickly moving backwards, the zombie lurched forward towards Daniel and missed. Taking this as his cue, Daniel ran past the zombie, guitar in tow, and tried to locate the river. He looked around, and he still could not hear the water over the moaning zombies... and the path was in the opposite direction. There was no way that Daniel would move in that direction. Just as he was devising a plan, he was grabbed from behind by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet had fought with it and lived!

Daniel Nashville reacted quickly and rushed forward to escape from the zombie's clutches, but the creature grabbed ahold of his collar and wouldn't let go. Taking hold of his guitar, he turned towards the creature and with a mighty swing, he smashed it downward onto the zombie's head, which shattered the instrument, then delivered a cowboy boot to the shin of the creature and fled in a hurry. The zombie staggered and fell to the ground, but slowly got back to its feet. By then, Nashville had left the scene intact.

He managed to find the river, and he decided he would be safer on the other side. That is where he located an old shed, and inside he found a powerful pump-action shotgun (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Winchester_1897.jpg).


http://zombies.monstrous.com/zombie-1.jpg






Alive: (13/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
Diana Abnoba
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (2/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)






Begin Night Two. Please get your orders in during the next 24 hours, and don't forget to man the barricade if that is what you choose to do. I would advise trading for ammo and weapons before the zombies get here. And remember, poor Tratorix still hasn't been healed from yesterday, you heartless bastards. :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Two

http://www.andriasang.com/blog/2009/02/13/el_gigante_is_not_el_gigante/2132375402.jpg




From all around Fair Haven, as soon as the sun went down, the zombies (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/183469) began to emerge from the forest, hungry as ever. The creatures seemed to follow the lead of a very large, very powerful zombie with a nasty temper. The villagers all elected to barricade themselves inside the stone walls of the church, and attempt to fight them off until dawn. This time, they were prepared. Instead of glass and wooden boards, the villagers once again piled stone statues in front of the doors and windows, and they bolted whatever pieces of metal that they could find over the windows. The horror began once again, and the sounds of groaning and moaning returned. The zombies crowded around the church and they began trying to bash their way inside. This time, most of the structures held, and the villagers crowded around the possible entry points with whatever crude weapons they could find, and those with firearms stood back and decided to conserve ammunition until it was absolutely necessary to fire.

For an hour or so, it seemed the zombies were unable to figure out how to break into the barricade... but the giant zombie remained undeterred. He ripped a small tree out of the ground and began using the heavy trunk as a battering ram against the large door at the entrance of the church. The entrance was barred, bolted, and there were stone statues piled in front of it. Over and over, the walls shook as the frustrated creature unleashed his fury against the entrance... bashing the doors into a twisted, broken shape, knocking the braces off of the doorway, and creating a small opening. The creature looked inside with his big green eyes, and roared a command to the other zombies. They began to crawl into the opening and down the pile of stone statues. One of the villagers took aim, and fired at one of the weakened supporting columns near the front of the church, and the ceiling collapsed and crushed most of the zombies that were piling inside, leaving only a few remaining, injured but still quite vicious. The other villagers began to beat them down with long, blunt objects and kept them at bay with pieces of furniture, until they could be picked off with bullets. One of the zombies grabbed Independence Cunningham and began to strangle him, smashed him against the wall and prepared to eat his face.

From behind the zombie, George Townshend approached with a long, sharp piece of wood, and impaled the creature through an opening in it's skull, pinning the creature's head against the stone wall and causing it to writhe in agony, releasing Indy from its grip. By then the other villagers were able to bludgeon the thing into a broken, bloodied mass. The zombie outside roared in anger and continued to beat against the stone walls... and the group retreated to the back of the church to attempt to wait out the attack and possibly sleep in shifts. There wasn't a room large enough for everyone to sleep in, because these modest cells were made for the spartan life of a nun, so everyone took refuge in one of the cells. It was a miracle they had all survived the attack, though Indy Cunningham was worse for wear after being assaulted by the vicious undead man.


-Before Dawn-


Toby Madison (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/106810) attempted to get some sleep, but the man was in shock. After spending an hour or two reading the Bible he found in the drawer of his cell, he finally calmed down enough to rest. He did not hear the heavy iron door of his cell creak open, nor did he see the dark figure enter holding a deadly weapon. The creature's sunken, yellow eyes could not be seen, even by candlelight. It raised the bloody axe above its head, and brought it down on the horse rancher's body, and continued to do so for the next several minutes. The creature began to feast upon the bloody mess, but heard the sound of someone approaching from the hallway and decided to hide in the darkness until they were gone. When the noises had stopped, the axe-wielding maniac left the room.

The body, however, remained in the room, and it attracted the attention of several scavenger birds. By the time the sun rose, the body was gone.


-Daybreak-

George Townshend woke up with a terrible cough and a fever. He seemed to be coughing up blood, but he otherwise seemed all right. The symptoms seemed very similar to the ones exhibited by Mary Baltimore. Mary seemed to be fighting off the infection quite well. The fever had nearly broken. Indy Cunningham was still nursing the bruises on his neck and he had a shattered collarbone; he was certainly not in fighting form.



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Alive: (12/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Death is Yonder
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (3/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)
Diana Abnoba- Toby Madison (Horse Rancher)






Begin Day Three. Please get your orders in during the next 48 hours. Diana's weapons have been left behind and given to a certain player per her request.




Day Three




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In Fair Haven (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/80783), the villagers returned from their long day of foraging. A couple of them waited in the Guard Tower, but most of them decided to go item finding... and they found many good items today indeed. As a result of their experience foraging, they all gained a marginal increase in their basic skill. owever, things were not all good. Someone had failed to show up at the meeting to determine who they would lynch. The pharmacist, Independence Cunningham, was still out looking for herbs. A quick search party revealed bloody, tattered clothing... and his items were left behind. But no Indy... They decided, since one of their fellow survivors must have been turned into a zombie, that they would forego lynching anyone today. They prepared for the night phase as best they could. They passed weapons around and refilled their ammunition.

Now.... the horror would begin. The zombies were also increasing in number and strength... people would die for certain.






Alive: (11/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
White_Eyes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (4/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)
Diana Abnoba- Toby Madison (Horse Rancher)
Death is Yonder- Independence Cunningham (Pharmacist)






Begin Night Three. Please get your orders in during the next 24 hours. Death is Yonder's weapons have been left behind and will be given out per his request.


Sorry about the short writeup, I needed to keep the game moving and I couldn't think of anything good.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Three


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The villagers gathered together in front of the old church. The night (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/128743) would be a bloody one for sure. Daniel Nashville lost his nerve and decided to just attempt to Escape from the village altogether, so after tossing some worthless ammo to a doomed villager, he said "So long, suckers!" This would not bode well. As he ran off into the night, he gripped his awesome handgun with glee. Finally he had a weapon, and soon he would be hitching a ride out of this jerkwater burg. Between him and freedom stood a towering creature... with eyes of green, not White. Danny Nashville raised his weapon and began to fire into the thing, which stomped forward completely unfazed. It reached out for Daniel, but he quickly ducked and rolled between its legs, and then made a mad dash for the highway, until he stopped dead in his tracks. There was a massive swarm of zombies in front of him, and a giant creature behind him. He decided to try to blast his way through the zombies, picking them off one by one with head shots. When there was a gap in the horde, Nashville was ready to make a break for it. But then he realized he could not breathe. He was being lifted into the air by a massive hand... the giant was about to bite his head off. So Nashville began firing straight into the eyes of the creature, who groaned in pain and then whipped him to the ground in front of the zombie horde. The impact knocked Nashville unconscious... and the zombies ripped him apart.

The other villagers barricaded themselves inside the old church, waiting for the horror to come. It did not take long... the giant (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/171050) was hungry, and he began picking apart the broken stone from the collapsed church ceiling. Removing the large bits of stone opened a path into the church. The thing roared with rage, and Kansas C. Smith glared at the creature. Everyone else began firing at the crowd of zombies, but then the giant began to smash its way inside the church. All the firepower was then concentrated on the massive creature, which roared in pain from repeated shotgun blasts, machine pistol rounds, handgun bullets, and rifle shots to the head. Even with all the firepower of the town, the zombies had managed to grab ahold of John Dover and claw at him with rage, tearing some of the flesh off of his leg and arm as he tried to fight them off. John looked and noticed that one of the zombies looked exactly like Daniel Nashville.

Kansas Smith had a big surprise for the zombie leader... from her foraging pack she withdrew a long, massive weapon. With a smirk, she uttered a final "adios" to the green-eyed monster, and fired the rocket propelled grenade right at its stomach.


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The resulting explosion severely wounded the creature and caused more of the church to collapse, this time directly on the giant. The entire east section of the church was destroyed, leaving no barrier between the villagers and the rest of the zombie horde. "Thank you for shopping at *** whoopings 'R Us." said Smith.

"All right boys and girls... time to take out the trash." Kansas Smith took out her TMP and began mowing down zombies. The other villagers quickly followed suit. They began to advance towards the crowd, taking them down with shotgun blasts, sniper shots to the head, and pistol shots to the knee and lots of machine pistol fire. Kansas Smith tossed John Dover her TMP and withdrew a long blade from her bag. Dover wasted the zombies that were attacking him, and Smith began dismembering any zombies that approached with clean, efficient strikes. When the carnage was over, the zombies were retreating... or what was left of them.

John Dover was in extremely bad shape. He had taken the punishment of 3 zombies, and he was nearly dead. He needed immediate medical attention.

The rest of the night was not uneventful either. Kansas Smith was exhausted from her foraging expedition deep in the forest, where she had located the weapon near a closed US Army base. She was fast asleep when the man (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/5/55/AxeManREOutbreak.jpg) entered, holding a bloody axe. He moved closer to Kansas Smith and raised the weapon, and brought it down against her torso....

CRACK!!!

The weapon cracked Smith's bulletproof vest and the axe entered her torso. She woke up with a scream of pain, and took aim at her attacker with her TMP and began to fire... the bullets riddled the creature and he escaped, ripping the axe out of her torso and leaving her with a huge, terrifying wound.
She crawled down the hallway howling for help before she passed out, unconscious from the blood loss. She was not alone, however... someone had followed the Axe Man and witnessed the entire thing. And that person wasn't alone... they called for help immediately.

By now the sun was rising. Everyone had lost ammunition that night... due to the events of the evening there was no way they could conserve ammo.

It would prove to be a very interesting day.






Alive: (10/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
spl1tpersonality
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (5/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)
Diana Abnoba- Toby Madison (Horse Rancher)
Death is Yonder- Independence Cunningham (Pharmacist)
White_Eyes:D- Daniel Nashville (Country Singer)


You have 48 hours to decide what to do.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Four



It was a particularly cloudy day... the clouds hung low in the sky and the visibility on the ground wasn't very good. While the town was out foraging, Smith, Jacksonville and Whitmore decided to keep watch in the bell tower of the ruined church. One of the villagers polished his rifle, and made sure it was fully loaded and ready to go. They assumed they would be safe up there, because the zombies had never left the darkness of the forest during the daytime.

From the direction of the falls, the zombies emerged. In spite of their weakened state, they were out in force and more numerous than ever. They immediately ran to the church ruins and began to bang on the wooden door which led inside the bell tower. Within minutes, the door had been smashed in and the zombies were advancing up the old wooden spiral stairs, all the way up to the top of the tower. The rifleman began to pick them off one by one, but many of them had already begun to ascend the tower itself.

The man with the pistol stood at the top of the stairs and knocked a few of the zombies off the stairs with carefully aimed headshots, but soon the horde would be upon them. Kansas told Claude to stand aside, and she began firing her machine pistol in the direction of the horde, specifically at the staircase itself. The bullets riddled the bodies of the undead, but many of them continued to advance. If they made it all the way to the top, they would be overrun and all 3 of them would die.

Smith ran towards the top of the staircase and grabbed hold of the bell rope, and swung across and kicked a zombie in the face, knocking it off of the dilapidated wooden frame and causing it to fall to it's final demise. Pointing her TMP at the horde, she unleashed a torrent of bullets that caused many of them to stagger in pain, and with a roundhouse kick to the lead zombie, many of them began to tumble down the staircase. She withdrew her blade and used it to hack away at the rotting support structure above her. Within seconds the zombies were upon her, biting into her flesh and causing massive pain.... but she continued. Whitmore and Jacksonville aimed carefully and began shooting the zombies off of her, but the damage was done. She was bleeding heavily from several massive wounds and bites, but she managed to hack through the wooden beam which supported the section of stairs above her head. Just as the wooden structure began to collapse, she jumped into the abyss.... and grabbed hold of the bell rope. Section after section of the spiral staircase collapsed onto the section below it, crushing zombies and continuing to pancake until it reached ground level a hundred feet below.

Smith could barely hold onto the rope, and she felt ready to pass out from the blood loss. The other two villagers pulled on the bell rope until she was safely at the top. There they attempted to stop the bleeding until help could arrive. The zombies couldn't reach them now that there was no access to the top of the bell tower... and the ringing of the church bell was sure to cause the foraging villagers to return.




Dusk


The villagers arrived back in town (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/80783) with a bundle of goods. Those in the bell tower (guard post) lowered Kansas C. Smith down to ground level by rope, and they all met at city hall. It was there that the Police Inspector arrested George Townshend on charges of murder and attempted murder. Townshend looked genuinely puzzled, and asked why he was being accused. The Cop told him that he had witnesses and evidence of his activities from last night, and discovered the Bloody Axe in his cell. There was no doubt that George Townshend was the axe murderer. Townshend looked absolutely dismayed by the charges, and could not even offer a defense.

"But... I was asleep.... then again, when I woke up, my clothes were all ripped and covered in blood... but it's all coming back to me now... it was like waking up from a dream... or a nightmare... not knowing if it was real or not... it feels like someone else entirely. I didn't even recall the bloody clothes until you just accused me. What's happening to me? How could this be? Why...."
George Townshend stopped in mid-sentence. The sun had gone down, and the clouds in the sky had dissipated. It was now nighttime.... and his eyes began to change color. They now took on a more yellowish tone. He stood there, confused for a moment.
"What just happened? I blanked out there for a second. Why are you all staring at me like that? Did I do something wrong? I feel.... strange. Like I am coming down with something bad... I feel dizzy... I'm burning up...."

Suddenly, he stopped talking and fell deadly silent. Then he lashed out at the Police Inspector and tried to strangle him.


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The officer pulled out a gun and started firing into his stomach, but that didn't help at all. Another villager aimed a shotgun at Townshend's head and blasted it clean off... but Townshend continued to choke the Policeman within an inch of his life. Reloading the shotgun, the villager fired at the torso of the creature, and it was knocked clear of the Policeman. It immediately started to squirm and sprouted tentacles and a second, grotesque looking head... George Townshend must have been infected with the Las Plagas parasites. It got up and escaped from the village and ran into the forest... to join its zombie brethren.


Alive: (9/15)

TheFlax
AVSM
Beefy187
YLC
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt Fan
atheotes
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (6/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)
Diana Abnoba- Toby Madison (Horse Rancher)
Death is Yonder- Independence Cunningham (Pharmacist)
White_Eyes:D- Daniel Nashville (Country Singer)
spl1tpersonality- George Townshend (Axe Murderer)


Kansas Smith has taken serious damage due to the zombie attack. George Townshend is dead and now fully a zombie, instead of just a carrier of the T-virus.

It is now NIGHT PHASE. You have 24 hours to decide what to do... I recommend checking your inventories and healing up. Results of foraging will be sent out.



Night Four




Frankie Mulligan and John Dover had enough of this nonsense, and they decided to go their separate ways and escape the town. Mulligan would make a break for Rural Route 2, and Dover would head for the falls and follow the river all the way to Canada. The others thought they were crazy and decided to barricade themselves inside City Hall, since the church had been destroyed.

As soon as the sun went down (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/183469), the ground began to shake... and a loud roar was heard from the direction of the church.... the El Gigante had regenerated and was now heading directly for the remaining survivors. City hall was constructed out of the usual modern materials, which meant that it was easy for the Gigante to break down the walls.

Kansas Smith was not feeling 100%, but she managed to hack through several zombies with her katana. Veronica Orleans used her shotgun and kept many of the zombies at bay... but the group was running out of ammunition, and everyone was looking out for themselves. That is why when the El Gigante picked up Houston Whitmore and hurled him into the zombie horde, no one could do anything to save him... and he was surrounded by four zombies and quickly made into meat. The rest of the night did not go well, either... the town fought gallantly, but it seems the zombies had nearly defeated them. They were backed into a corner... and Smith had to break a window and allow the others to sneak out of it and dash away from the village, into the forest... where they hid until sunrise. The survivors of Fair Haven were nearly annihilated.


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John Dover was nearing the falls... when he heard the sounds of zombies coming from the river itself. From behind the falls, there came a swarm of zombies... and from the river, more dead bodies crawled onto the land. The cold, wet bodies were bloated and decaying, but they were all interested in one thing; eating John Dover. But John was no fool.... he had gone through all this before. He chucked his Incendiary Grenade directly at the center of the horde, and it caused a huge explosion of slow burning fuel, which coated the zombies themselves and the ground all around the base of the falls. The bright burning flame made the zombies scatter, including the ones which were on fire. John blasted the heads off of any remaining zombies with his pistol, and said adios to the town of Fair Haven. There was an abandoned dock with a rickety wooden boat tethered to the it, and John hopped in and floated to safety. Frankie Mulligan had gone in the opposite direction; towards Rural Route 2. It seems that most of the zombies were either at the falls or at the village. He encountered a small horde of them on the way to the highway, but his Flash Grenade blinded them and caused them to scatter. Even better, a school bus filled with survivors of the outbreak was passing by and saw the flash, and stopped briefly for Frankie to get on. Frankie just smiled and played with his toy school bus and made the stop sign flap in and out. BEEP BEEP! The wheels on the bus go round and round....

Claude Jacksonville woke up the next morning (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/80783) with a terrible cough and a fever. He was vomiting up blood.... he did not look too well. However, the doctor took a look at him, and there was no sign of the T-Virus.

Alive: (6/15)

Beefy187
YLC
Captain Blackadder
atheotes
Tratorix
Khazaar

Dead: (7/15)

pevergreen- Reginald St. Louis (FBI agent)
Beskar- Albany Johanssen (Actress)
Diana Abnoba- Toby Madison (Horse Rancher)
Death is Yonder- Independence Cunningham (Pharmacist)
White_Eyes:D- Daniel Nashville (Country Singer)
spl1tpersonality- George Townshend (Axe Murderer)
Cultured Drizzt Fan- Houston Whitmore (Politician)

Escaped: (2/15)

TheFlax- Frankfurt Mulligan (Bus Driver)
AVSM- "John Dover" (Raccoon City Survivor: Felix Benedict)



Begin Day Five. I would like this phase over in 48 hours, 24 if you can swing it.