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[Reverend Joe]

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[Hooahguy]

well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:

[GeneralHankerchief]

well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:

And I severely regret downloading it after realizing I'm missing out on this. Nice find, Reverend. :laugh4:

[Hooahguy]

And I severely regret downloading it after realizing I'm missing out on this. Nice find, Reverend. :laugh4:
well, i have slow internet connection, so its worth it.

[Quirinus]

:laugh4:

-insert awful pun here-

[CountArach]

I wonder what Beirut got?

[Reverend Joe]

Probably this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY)

[Aemilius Paulus]

well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:
Yeah, same here. I recollect that ads would have their own history, coming in waves, but those times are long gone. Now I am utterly acknowledgeable in advertisements. What a shame :no::shame:


That said, why do you only have two PMs, Reverend Joe :inquisitive:? Do you delete them? Or do you not receive many? I need to send you one ASAP :2thumbsup:.

[Martok]

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.

[Reverend Joe]

That said, why do you only have two PMs, Reverend Joe :inquisitive:? Do you delete them? Or do you not receive many? I need to send you one ASAP :2thumbsup:.

:thinking: I just delete them... why?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.
Oh great, now my curiosity is ignited. Why, Martok? What is the reference here?

[naut]

Oh great, now my curiosity is ignited. Why, Martok? What is the reference here?
Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:
Oh, yeah, I remember now. That picture of him with the chainsaw and himself reaffirming your statement... Thanks!

[Beirut]

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.

Cackle?

I guffaw, chuckle, laugh, snort, snicker, and have been known to giggle like a little girl, but I do not cackle.

The nerve! :inquisitive:

[Rhyfelwyr]

Maybe the ads vary for different countries or something, because I only ever get ads for online games and sometimes holiday deals.

[Csargo]

All I keep seeing is "Buzzed driving is drunk driving."

[The New Che Guevara]

I feel as though i'm missing out... All I'm getting are dull online games...

[Reverend Joe]

Well, I haven't seen it since, so no worries, all.

Maybe I made them realize their "mistake".

[Lemur]

Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:
Can't ... resist ... the urge ... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg)

[The New Che Guevara]

Beirut, do you fit all the requirements in that song?

suspenders and a bra in a bar?

All I know is I'm gonna be careful in the bars if I ever go to Canada.
Also, he's talking about a British Columbian lumberjack, despite the mounties!

[Beirut]

Beirut, do you fit all the requirements in that song?

suspenders and a bra in a bar?


Depends if I'm with friends or not. :sunny:

[Lemur]

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here (http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutting-goes-very-wrong.html). Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

[Martok]

Cackle?

I guffaw, chuckle, laugh, snort, snicker, and have been known to giggle like a little girl, but I do not cackle.

The nerve! :inquisitive:
Pish-posh. I can totally see you cackling! Don't deny you've done it; I know better. :whip:

[Gregoshi]

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here (http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutting-goes-very-wrong.html). Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."
On the brightside, you've got wood for the new porch...

[Beirut]

Pish-posh. I can totally see you cackling! Don't deny you've done it; I know better. :whip:

Camel bollocks! I deny the charge. ~:pissed:

[Beirut]

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here (http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutting-goes-very-wrong.html). Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

First off - never let the wife watch (especially film). Prospective girlfriends, other guy's wives, or any other woman you want to bed, fine, but never your own wife. It's a curse from the Gods.

Second - destroy the whole house, not part of it. Your deductible will kill any fun you might have had with the insurance money on a claim that small.

Third, your saw looked (and sounded) a bit small for the job. A proper sized saw for the job allows better control of your cuts.

Fourth - hard to tell from the video, but your notch looked too deep. You lose a lot of control over the drop that way.

Fifth - hire pros.

Sixth - you have snow?

Seventh - sell your saws and buy beer.

Eighth - how come you wife sounds like my grandmother? Is your wife my grandmother? Grampa, is that you?

[Hooahguy]

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here (http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutting-goes-very-wrong.html). Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."
was that actually you?

[Lemur]

was that actually you?
Uh, yeah, sure that video was of me. What, do you think I would just post some hilarious video that I found and claim it was mine to provoke our resident lumberjack? How dare I! I mean, how could I possibly do that?

No, that video was taken this morning. We, uh, had a late, uh, snow.

[Hooahguy]

We, uh, had a late, uh, snow.
im sure Al Gore is fuming somewhere.... :smash:

[Reverend Joe]

Seventh - sell your saws and buy beer.

Aw, man, why does he have to choose between saws and beer? Why not both at once? Who knows what wonders will arise from such a beautiful combination?

Edit: I tried to find a funny chainsaw sculpture but apparently chainsaw sculptors have no sense of humor (ooh, you made a mermaid... fascinating.)

Edit 2: good enough. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoxeuVUsk4Y)

[Lemur]

Edit 2: good enough. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoxeuVUsk4Y)
Proof, as if any were needed, that drinking + indoor chainsaws = fun.

[Csargo]

and now it's a slideshow.

[Reverend Joe]

Ichi, is that an actual quote from Cobain? If so, it has to be the worst description of Punk Rock I've ever read. :inquisitive:

[Csargo]

Ichi, is that an actual quote from Cobain? If so, it has to be the worst description of Punk Rock I've ever read. :inquisitive:

Yeah, it is. I don't really see it as a good description of Punk Rock either, but more like how the music actually made him feel personally(I'm not sure if this even makes sense, but I'm pretty tired so it'll have to do for now~;)). Probably need to find a new quote to put in there. I've had that one for a while now. :help:

[Reverend Joe]

I've got another one.

https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9991/newbitmapimagezdz.png (https://img3.imageshack.us/i/newbitmapimagezdz.png/)

A product that makes glass clear. Interesting.

[Mithrandir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydQTutlJGk

[Beskar]

I got a question, how do you have that theme? I have the blue default one.