EB Demotivators

[Jebivjetar]

https://img187.imageshack.us/img187/720/superiority.jpg





Mmmhhh.... Smells like Cannae..... :2thumbsup:

[a completely inoffensive name]

Nice pic :thumbsup: very nice....

I got tired watching the Romanikatoni spam every thread with their Roman hater ways...

Shhh! Don't ruin it!

[chenkai11]

Mmmhhh.... Smells like Cannae..... :2thumbsup:

Yep...smells good.

[Cute Wolf]

Hmmpphh.. my KH campaign against those romaioi didn't produce much hillarious pics, so I leave those Philoromaios without any harm now....
BTW, I had some other pics (Sadly no one depicts romaioi killings), hope this will be funny enough...

Mom said: Elephants are Dangerous:wall:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_011.jpg

Bad things happened in the East:skull:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_013.jpg

Most of men are straight right? So here's their nightmare!:help:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_012.jpg

And Yeah... this wasn't exact Demotivator, but it was for those Philoromaios::furious3:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/BurnBarbaropolis.jpg

[Jebivjetar]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:smash::smash::smash::smash:
ALL HAIL CUTE WOLF!!!!

[Cute Wolf]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
:smash::smash::smash::smash:
ALL HAIL CUTE WOLF!!!!

thanks Jebivjetar! Anyone had another demotivators again?

[Jebivjetar]

This night i'll start a new Carthaginian campaign (i need some nice pics for my AAR) so you bet i'll come with (at least) one nice demotivator! :2thumbsup:

[Vasiliyi]

Nice pic :thumbsup: very nice....

I got tired watching the Romanikatoni spam every thread with their Roman hater ways...

Were preparing, just wait.....

[Aemilius Paulus]

Were preparing, just wait.....
If you keep spamming, you may just have to wait forever due to a ban... Hate the Romans all you want, but do not clutter up the forums with rubbish.

[Sarcasm]

This one is for Rômaioktonoi:wink:; I call it "Greek Courage":
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/EB-demotivational4.jpg?t=1248644447

Please don't kill me Maion/Satalexton :sweatdrop::clown:


Hey! That's my (adapted) joke....:book:

[Tellos Athenaios]

Yeah. But I am not sure whether they (all) remember the EB jokes threads.

[TruePraetorian]

If you keep spamming, you may just have to wait forever due to a ban... Hate the Romans all you want, but do not clutter up the forums with rubbish.

Music to my ears.


And never posted in this thread but have been following...very nice :beam:

[Ibrahim]

Yeah. But I am not sure whether they (all) remember the EB jokes threads.

greatest thread I ever started :clown:

it was good. until that day :cry:

[Tellos Athenaios]

Oh? There have been EB jokes threads, not just one you know. It's fairly ancient stuff by now.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Hey! That's my (adapted) joke....:book:
Really? I took it from the old Russian joke "Mosin-Nagant for sale - never discharged; dropped thrice", referring to the great retreats the Red Army made in 1941. Where did you get yours from??

[Sarcasm]

The French obviously. Though somewhat unfairly. :book:

[Aemilius Paulus]

The French obviously. Though somewhat unfairly. :book:
I see.

And yes, it was rather unfair, although their recent record was rather unsavoury. But UK would have performed just as poorly if it was not shielded by the sea from the full might of the resurgent Germans of 19th to 20th centuries. Same goes for any nation who was put into the place of France. Or at least during WWII. The French could have done better in the 1870 War though.

EDIT: Ooops, if any of you wish to continue that, it would have to be for the monastery...

[Alsatia]

Bump!

Picture from mlc82
https://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4860/32652044.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

these 2:

https://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4860/32652044.jpg
https://img187.imageshack.us/img187/720/superiority.jpg

could be motivators promoting EB :D

[Jebivjetar]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=218&pictureid=1594

[Fluvius Camillus]

Is the greek one a paused version of the start-up formation of Panion (historical battle)? Good pic!

~Fluvius

[Mikhail Mengsk]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=218&pictureid=1594
Didn't get it...

[Tellos Athenaios]

I presume it has some connection with "SPQR", "vanquished Romans", "Barcid", "Carthage", "victorious Carthaginians"....

Otherwise I am quite bored of all those "look my faction/culture be better than yours" posts/threads/demotivators/whatever. :coffeenews:

[mlc82]

Can't recall off the top of my head if the Greek one was Panion or Ipsos... I just wanted a quick, good shot of an Arche Seleukia army, picked the first historical battle I could find with a bunch of pike units.

[mlc82]

(he's about to stab the elephant in the butt...)

https://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy108/mikul82/poster15216876.jpg

[DaciaJC]

Best one I've seen in this thread so far. :beam:

[antisocialmunky]

A+.

[Vasiliyi]

https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4284/romancourage2.jpg

[Vasiliyi]

https://img372.imageshack.us/img372/752/romanlegionaries2t.jpg

[Alsatia]

Even though the last two are (slightly) offensive, it's extremely funny (to me anyways)

[Mikhail Mengsk]

This thread is really going to became a romans-vs-antiromans.

[Jebivjetar]

This thread is really going to became a romans-vs-antiromans.

It wont... Antiromans and romans just want to contribute :whip:

That's all :yes:

[vartan]

This thread is really going to became a romans-vs-antiromans.

Thanks for being a catalyst with that line.

[Alsatia]

This is actually the first thread where roman and romaioktonoi spam (if it could be called spam... rather opinions) is actually tolerated.:inquisitive:

[antisocialmunky]

Well, obviously its just for fun, its not the thread crashing that they sometimes do though usually the thread is far too gone from RvG to do anything about.

[Rahwana]

I found this thread is actually funny :thumbsup:

Keep up guys....

[Companion Cavalry]

https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Arqueboosia/EBDemotivational1.jpg

[mlc82]

If I posted a semi-political (at least an issue in the US) one, could everyone promise not to go into Religion/Politics rant mode and not kill the thread? If not, I won't post it (though you'd be welcome to pm me and yell all you want).

Don't want to break any EB board rules so I'm asking.

[K-Dogs]

https://img372.imageshack.us/img372/752/romanlegionaries2t.jpg

Haha, I like this one, but isn't the elephant 2nd from the left just about to die? :clown:

[Prussian to the Iron]

If I posted a semi-political (at least an issue in the US) one, could everyone promise not to go into Religion/Politics rant mode and not kill the thread? If not, I won't post it (though you'd be welcome to pm me and yell all you want).

Don't want to break any EB board rules so I'm asking.

I won't. i mean, it is De-motivators. i dont think anyone takes it seriously :P

[Watchman]

Though bringing Teh Funny and lulz is mandatory. :whip:

[mlc82]

It's not all THAT political, didn't mean to blow it up like a big deal, just wanted to make sure I wasn't violating any rules and don't want to inadvertently get the thread derailed! Keep in mind I'm in the US where this is still issue is still sadly debated fiercely.

https://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy108/mikul82/poster85695750.jpg

Yes, I know this is REALLY stretching it considering ancient Greeks wouldn't have even given a thought to labeling human sexuality in such a way, it's just a fun way to stomp on some toes. Picked "480bc" since it's the date of the Thermopylae battle, probably the main reason Sparta has achieved timeless legendary status, even though they were prominent as well before then. ;)

[A Very Super Market]

Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.

[mlc82]

Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.

Yeah, didn't think they fit with the EB part as well either. Of course I am using the ALEX mod as well...

[Cute Wolf]

(he's about to stab the elephant in the butt...)

https://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy108/mikul82/poster15216876.jpg

Holy **** you made me ROFL when i check this thread!!!! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::lau gh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Thebans would be the ones that would make more sense, but of course, they've been burned to the ground in EB's time.
Thebes was rebuilt almost immediately...


As for the Spartan demotivator, if you really wish to get technical, they were bisexuals/pederasts. Homosexual sex with grown males was taboo, from the history books I have read.

[mlc82]

they were bisexuals/pederasts.

The same crowd would go absolutely ballistic over either of these as well, so it works just the same. ;)

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster82426725.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

@ Centurio Nixalsverdrus:
If I had that many enemies marching against me, I would run too!

[Ibrahim]

@ Centurio Nixalsverdrus:
If I had that many enemies marching against me, I would run too!

bah! I've fought worse. I fought the IBFD savaran using lakhmids, and won! :devil:

[Aemilius Paulus]

bah! I've fought worse. I fought the IBFD savaran using lakhmids, and won! :devil:
How?? The ~200/100/50 men a unit Savaran, or Sassanid cataphracts???

[Ibrahim]

How?? The ~200/100/50 men a unit Savaran, or Sassanid cataphracts???

in IJ 3, the new version actually. thus, I'm reffering to the clibinarii (grivpanvar) that the sassanids used. they are absolute murder on everybody-even legionaries will be mauled by them, and they are the best infantry in the middle east, save the deylamites..

[satalexton]

Ibrahim, who's that Sassinid prince that had a post in the Tang Court again?

[Rahwana]

https://img333.imageshack.us/img333/6332/grill429998lk.jpg

A truely demotivating face :laugh4:

[Maeran]

This has been a funny thread. I've had this shot for a while now, but not known what to do with it.

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/Maeran/SteppeInvasion.jpg?t=1249232773

[Vasiliyi]

This has been a funny thread. I've had this shot for a while now, but not known what to do with it.

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/Maeran/SteppeInvasion.jpg?t=1249232773

:2thumbsup:

Though it should have been a Roman Officer

[Aemilius Paulus]

:2thumbsup:

Though it should have been a Roman Officer
No, because the Romans did not go into the steppes only to get mauled by the nomads repeatedly. That was the Makedonians and the Greeks which were constantly bloodied by the Skythians. Romans had their Parthians, but they were no longer nomads but a settled kingdom. And Mesopotamia is not a steppe. It is inaccurate to depict Romans in such a manner. The Romans, as inferior they were intellectually to the Greeks, apparently had more sense than to invade the nomads. Says something about the people, n'est-ce pas?

[mlc82]

Nice one Maeran!!!

[Mikhail Mengsk]

Hellenos tried to invade Scythia? I didn't remember that.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Hellenos tried to invade Scythia? I didn't remember that.
Of course. Greeks and Makedonians regularly fought the Skythians, and even invaded them. Alexander sent a 45,000 man army, about the same he conquered the Persian Empire with, and it was utterly annihilated. It simply disappeared.

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

Please don't start the Rome vs. Greece fight again.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Please don't start the Rome vs. Greece fight again.
*points the finger at Vasily, who first started it*

[Ibrahim]

Ibrahim, who's that Sassinid prince that had a post in the Tang Court again?

I don't actually recall. I actually only bother with the sassanids up to the battle of nahavand, and after shapur II took to the throne. I don;t really care about the dynasty's survivors once they got their rears royally handed to them, first by Heraclius, then the Arabs.

that said, I'm not anti persian-those people were awesome:2thumbsup:

[K-Dogs]

HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?


At least you use your own jokes and don't copypasta old memes :clown:

https://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8710/demotivatordone.jpg

[K-Dogs]

https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6297/poster26091488.jpg

<3 anagrams

[Ibrahim]

https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6297/poster26091488.jpg

<3 anagrams

I don't get this'n

[A Very Super Market]

"Bum rape our boar, ra" is an anagram for "Europa Barbarorum"

I haven't bothered to check it though, because it isn't too funny, or coherent of one.

[Prussian to the Iron]

i did a quick check; i think it works. not that funny though.

[Maeran]

Not for the boar, certainly.

[Prussian to the Iron]

did he say it was a heterosexual boar?


sorry, i had to take it :P

[Skullheadhq]

Don't get this thread locked with your stories about heterosexual boars :whip:
Meh, my demotivator with my comparisation Duke Nukem - EBII got deleted once, guess it was too demotivating :clown:

[Prussian to the Iron]

duek nukem EBII??? i never saw it.

[Skullheadhq]

duek nukem EBII??? i never saw it.

It was deleted once, maybe they did it again
If not look a few pages back.

[HunGeneral]

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/Maeran/SteppeInvasion.jpg?t=1249232773


I like that one alot, it is simply so true - here have a baloon::balloon2::beam:


Alexander sent a 45,000 man army, about the same he conquered the Persian Empire with, and it was utterly annihilated. It simply disappeared.

Well that happens to all who attempt to invade the Steppes:laugh4:.

Really, just think about it - many great empires had made similar attempts:

- The persians under Darius the great - they simply couldn't force the Scythians to do battle and were grinded down slowly until they retreated.

- The greek and Makedonian campaigns - never got further then the Krim.


The romans may not have invaded the steppe but the Steppe peoples raided them several times (Goths, Huns etc.)
Strangely Alexandros had managed to defeat an army of Scythian Horsemen with his Makedonas at the river Jaxartes - unfortunatealy we don't know how he did it:wall:

[Watchman]

OTOH the Pontics apparently handed the nomads around the Crimea a beating at the behest of the local Greek colonies. Dunno what kind of army they did it with though, but one would assume cavalry and missile troops featured heavily in it.

[Atraphoenix]

not a bad one though just a low labour...

https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8484/questionablereliability.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/EB-demotivational5.jpg?t=1249498469

*runs and hides from the impending storm*

[TheStranger]

Great! :laugh4:

[antisocialmunky]

That's a good one lol. Most of the AARs die like 2-3 pages in, its true.

[Prussian to the Iron]

thats hilarious, especially how you worded it!

[A Very Super Market]

Oh Churchill, how you must be rolling in your grave.

[Watchman]

Poignant. I liked alot actually.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Oh Churchill, how you must be rolling in your grave.
Are you referring to his notoriously lengthy memoirs? Or his other works as well? I read three of the volumes (WWI) for a History Fair essay, and they are quite magnificent, although at certain points they do become quite dull.

Also, BTW, read Savrola. It is his only fiction work AFAIK, and the main character was what Churchill himself wished to become. Which is precisely what makes it so enthralling.

EDIT:

Poignant.
Heh, hence the de-motivator. All of my previous submissions were de-motivating as well, and not simply created for humour. Reflecting my own pessimistic and cynical nature.

[bovi]

Are you referring to his notoriously lengthy memoirs?
No, he's referring to his quote which you... used.

[Cute Wolf]

Im become soo sad, that this thread is sunken... let me up this...
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/43/Yoshi_Betray.jpg/480px-Yoshi_Betray.jpg No spam intended... just some funny demotivators

And this is A REAL DEMOTIVATORS
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_015.jpg

[Alsatia]

Finally, something sweet.

[mlc82]

https://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy108/mikul82/poster68406537.jpg

[Azathoth]

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans". :yes:

[Companion Cavalry]

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans". :yes:

That's still doable, though the Spartans win frequently in one-on-one fights.

[Whatever Scortamareva]

https://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy108/mikul82/poster68406537.jpg

Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios :beam:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios :beam:
OMG, how we are all alike :laugh4::laugh4:. I too wasted much time on this. The most interesting one was Elephants vs Roman Artillery. I compiled an army purely of every artillery piece the Romans had (two of each kind) and then gave the AI all three types of Seleucid elephants (once again, two of each kind). Then I had a couple of battles. All I can say is - Onagers with Flaming Missiles kill any elephant in one shot, and sometimes even two elephants at a time!

[antisocialmunky]

I haven't done that one but I will now do that one with 4 vs 4.

I think we all do retarded bridge battles.

[DaciaJC]

Meh, the classic Elephants vs. Flaming Pigs scenario reigns supreme...

[Azathoth]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid. :no:

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster-1.jpg

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

The only "funny " thing I did was 20 units of Armenian peasants against my single of unit of Scipii Urban Cohort with all gold upgrades possible. I lost 20 men and they lost 500, but they were too exhausted to kill much of the routers.

[Celtic_Punk]

My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?:wall:

[Aemilius Paulus]

My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?:wall:
No, but I will send you one with greek palisade. :yes::beam::grin::devilish:

[Vasiliyi]

its too late i sent him one already

[Celtic_Punk]

https://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy190/thetruthisouthere/Demotivator.jpg?t=1250577817

If by some chance you don't get the refrence... find the coldest, darkest corner you can... and die.

[miotas]

If by some chance you don't get the refrence... find the coldest, darkest corner you can... and die.

Goooood byeeeeee cruel world!!!!!!!!

I also liked doing 1 berserker vs 20 peasants in vanilla

[Celtic_Punk]

cmon... none of ya remember Admiral Ackbar?


on a related note, i had a Carthaginian admiral in vanilla named Admiral Ackbar!

[Azathoth]

It's not a very, um, memorable line. It's better to stick to traps when discussing Ackbar.

[Celtic_Punk]

Maybe... Meh, maybe its just more memorable to those of us who A) went to see it in theatres, or B) those of us who's dad went to see it in theatres, and made us watch it when we were like 2

I was raised on star wars, son!

[V.T. Marvin]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid. :no:

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster-1.jpg

Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

Please accept this balloon as a humble reward :balloon3: - his name is Friedrich :wink3:

[JinandJuice]

Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

Please accept this balloon as a humble reward :balloon3: - his name is Friedrich :wink3:

Yeah, I find it thought provoking due to the irony. Good stuff man.

[Cute Wolf]

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid. :no:

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster-1.jpg

If u change Sarmatians with Sarmaritans...:laugh4:

Bet it will be much funnier! :thumbsup:

[mountaingoat]

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8637/rniv1.jpg

[Celtic_Punk]

hahahahahahaha!

you get props for that one

To quote Hannibal Barca on his javelins

https://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy190/thetruthisouthere/Javelin.jpg?t=1250608648

[antisocialmunky]

They are much funnier when they fail and freak everyone out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJOjKwn_7Y&feature=related

[JinandJuice]

Or this right here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y

[mountaingoat]

Or this right here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y

oh man .. i lol'd :2thumbsup:

[antisocialmunky]

Or this right here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZwJNOR19U&feature=related

Last OT, I promise.

[gamegeek2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZwJNOR19U&feature=related

Last OT, I promise.

Epic fail.

[JinandJuice]

I wasn't even aware that RPG's had recoil, due to half the rocket ejecting out from the back.

[antisocialmunky]

Its not an RPG, its a 105mm Rocket that they probably scavenged from a mount somewhere.

[Fluvius Camillus]

Oh the times when I still played soccer.... Elephant kicking pig few miles away soccer, that is...

~Fluvius

Edit:
Sorry guys....

FAIL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjM45SiRTs

Sometimes you should step away a few metres.....
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/118391/2bbb9f8b/allah_hakbar_boem.html

[Aemilius Paulus]

Guys, seriously. Too much off-topic. Either post new demotivators or begone, unless you really wish this thread to be closed.

[Prussian to the Iron]

those of us who's dad went to see it in theatres, and made us watch it when we were like 2

I was raised on star wars, son!

finally someone else!

hey did you see the star wars robot chickens? hilarious!!!

[Alsatia]

Back to topic please!!

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster80548476.jpg

[DaciaJC]

Nice one! A few more arrows in the backs of the Argyraspides to balance it out with the Romans would be nice, but a fine demotivational all the same.

[Whatever Scortamareva]

Nice death action shots in both pics! :2thumbsup:

[Vaal]

i always feel bad for units climbing up ladders behind naked spear men or swordsmen.

[Cute Wolf]

This dogs are literally born from incest.... his father are both his father and grandfather..... (guaranteed because my friend always keep his dogs in his house all the time)... too bad, these little puppy was a really shy.... so I made him a nice motivators from EB era....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_016.jpg

Well, a little about clone troopers.... (Hope EB 2 eliminate this problems)
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_017.jpg

[Skullheadhq]

This dogs are literally born from incest.... his father are both his father and grandfather..... (guaranteed because my friend always keep his dogs in his house all the time)... too bad, these little puppy was a really shy.... so I made him a nice motivators from EB era....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_016.jpg

Well, a little about clone troopers.... (Hope EB 2 eliminate this problems)
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_017.jpg

Hahaha, so funny :laugh4:

[Whatever Scortamareva]

This dogs are literally born from incest.... his father are both his father and grandfather..... (guaranteed because my friend always keep his dogs in his house all the time)... too bad, these little puppy was a really shy.... so I made him a nice motivators from EB era....


Aren't most dogs born out of incest? i don't think breeders mind, since it keeps the breed of dog pure, but whatever :clown:

Nice demotivators btw, i'm sure in EBII theyll make full use of the non-clone trooper engine

[-Praetor-]

https://a.imagehost.org/0290/motivatorf4933d53b7b2fcfdfabc88d8650eb36a4db6f4dd.jpg (https://a.imagehost.org/view/0290/motivatorf4933d53b7b2fcfdfabc88d8650eb36a4db6f4dd)

[JinandJuice]

https://a.imagehost.org/0290/motivatorf4933d53b7b2fcfdfabc88d8650eb36a4db6f4dd.jpg (https://a.imagehost.org/view/0290/motivatorf4933d53b7b2fcfdfabc88d8650eb36a4db6f4dd)

hahaha, good one!

[Skullheadhq]

Stupid FRAPS
https://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7242/motivator714e8c63c6b4b6.jpg
https://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7496/motivator2e364768bccd44.jpg

[satalexton]

some glitch in the graphics?

[Prussian to the Iron]

i dont even see anything in his post. or alsatias when he said to get back on topic.

[Skullheadhq]

Fixed it.

[Raygereio]

Here's a poor attempt at humor...
https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/RR5/ThemNomads.jpg

[The General]

https://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7496/motivator2e364768bccd44.jpg

Shouldn't that be "Mein Basileüs"?

Good ones anyway. :2thumbsup:

[Vasiliyi]

Here's a poor attempt at humor...
https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/RR5/ThemNomads.jpg

This one I like! :2thumbsup: (I've always thought of how much horse meat my eastern AS provinces ate, so much that people probably got sick of it)

[Mikhail Mengsk]

hahaha ghost phalangitai and makedonian paratroopers ahahhaha! XD

[DaciaJC]

I had some ideas this morning when playing a custom battle...

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster9378472.jpg

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster76120724.jpg

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster11236315.jpg

[Celtic_Punk]

the dumb bastard jumped didnt he? i hate when they do that... >:/

[Rahwana]

Hahaha.... jumping off the bridge..... so often the dumb AI does that....

[antisocialmunky]

Its worse when you're attacking onto a bridge and some untis will attack AROUND the bridge and slowly walk into the water of instadeaths.

[Cute Wolf]

That's why I still prefer missiles and cavalry to assault bridges (except a phalangitai was waiting there). BTW, I'm curious why horsemen never thrown themself into the water in RTW?

[antisocialmunky]

Elephants on bridges is most hilarious.

[DaciaJC]

Its worse when you're attacking onto a bridge and some untis will attack AROUND the bridge and slowly walk into the water of instadeaths.

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster83917594.jpg

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster11113458.jpg
Actually, those Hastati are just some of the units the Karthadastim bribed when blitzing up the Italic Peninsula.

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster58603031.jpg
The phalangite was actually on the very edge of the red line when he was stabbed in the back.



https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/Strange.jpg
A pretty strange screenie, but I can't think of a suitable caption. Perhaps someone else will fare better.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

BTW, I'm curious why horsemen never thrown themself into the water in RTW?
They do. Or do you mean they didn't in Vanilla RTW?

[Ludens]

BTW, I'm curious why horsemen never thrown themself into the water in RTW?

They do actually. This picture was taken years ago in CeltiberoMordred's Community Mod (for R:TW 1.2 if I am not mistaken).

https://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5295/67xu.jpg

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Actually this just shows that Elephant have thrown them up to the air.

[Ludens]

Actually this just shows that Elephant have thrown them up to the air.

Ah, of course. I can't actually remember taking that picture, so you are probably right.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

All kinds of horsies drown in droves.

[Fluvius Camillus]

Nice pics Frontline!:2thumbsup:

~Fluvius

[-Praetor-]

https://h.imagehost.org/0936/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeacaede729cc266c81.jpg (https://h.imagehost.org/view/0936/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeacaede729cc266c81)

[chenkai11]

https://h.imagehost.org/0936/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeacaede729cc266c81.jpg (https://h.imagehost.org/view/0936/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeacaede729cc266c81)

Nice one!

I will not jump in there if I was that guy...no way!!!! hahaha.

[Azathoth]

I love the "Naahh, **** that music" look on his face.

[Ca Putt]

what a great demotivator!

[Azathoth]

A different take on Praetor's demotivator.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeaca.jpg

[Ibrahim]

A different take on Praetor's demotivator.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/motivator76951388743d452177bc1aeaca.jpg

:laugh4::laugh4:

that spoof of a spoof gets a :balloon: from me:clown:


@Praetor: :balloon2: for making me laugh hard, and for inspiring Azathoth.

the look on that guy's face reminds me of this for some odd reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

the surprised, pseudo-dramatic look:laugh4:

[Fluvius Camillus]

https://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt22/Fluvius_Camillus/Losermotivator.jpg

Taken from my ongoing Baktrian campaign, Batlle of Babylon, the largest battle in Baktrian History!

Nice ones on the guy with second thougths!:laugh4:

~Fluvius

[Cute Wolf]

https://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt22/Fluvius_Camillus/Losermotivator.jpg

Taken from my ongoing Baktrian campaign, Batlle of Babylon, the largest battle in Baktrian History!

Nice ones on the guy with second thougths!:laugh4:

~Fluvius

Very good point about the elite phalangite's extremely high morale that screws up the game...

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

It allows them to be killed and surrounded more easily though.

[Fluvius Camillus]

Very good point about the elite phalangite's extremely high morale that screws up the game...

I'm not making any point, I like the uberbrave elites, and in my opinion they in no way screw up the game. What I'm showing here is that it doesn't matter how well trained or brave you are, no one can resist elephant charge in the rear:clown:

~Fluvius

[Prussian to the Iron]

What I'm showing here is that it doesn't matter how well trained or brave you are, no one can resist elephant charge in the rear:clown:
~Fluvius

damnet, I wish I had space in my sig for that :beam:

[Fluvius Camillus]

damnet, I wish I had space in my sig for that :beam:

So close to fame..:shame:

~Fluvius

[Finn MacCumhail]

These problem lots of people faced:shame: me too

https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/demotivator01.jpg

[A Very Super Market]

Haha!

Clean that up and you'd have a winner!

[Olaf The Great]

What I'm showing here is that it doesn't matter how well trained or brave you are, no one can resist an elephant charge in the rear:clown:

~Fluvius
Here's a balloon :balloon2:

Sig'd

[Fluvius Camillus]

Here's a balloon :balloon2:

Sig'd

Thank you Olaf!:beam:

@Last posted demotivator? I never had that problem, and I use print screen. That has something to do with anti aliasing right?

~Fluvius

[DaciaJC]

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/poster69157152.jpg

*awaits flurry of rotten vegetables* :tomato:

[Azathoth]

You should have added a "Time's up" underneath the title or something like that.

[JinandJuice]

HAHAHA!!! This is ingenious!!!

EDIT: although, may I suggest a few more e's in "leeroy" and n's in "jenkins" XD

[Aemilius Paulus]

Epic. But it does need a second line though - no demotivator is completely without that critical component.

[Ibrahim]

:laugh4:

but the braver thing to do is to make an EB demotivater about the recent..you know... the one by Mr.West.:clown:

*braces for a stoning*

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh man, i can only hope!

[DaciaJC]

Here is the original [edited] image. I'm sure each of you can come up with a better demotivator. :yes:

https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/Frontline1944/LeeroyJenkins.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

ill take a crack at it. longer than i expected:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/LeeroyJenkins.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

Hehe, nice one, Prussian Iron:2thumbsup:

[Cute Wolf]

ill take a crack at it. longer than i expected:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/LeeroyJenkins.jpg

Rather than men of the west they are more like Dunlendings.... wait... dunlendings are the far west..... :smash:

[Prussian to the Iron]

i wnated to change it to men of the east or something, but epirus isn't far east enough. its more of a western culture anyway.

[SwissBarbar]

Remember Boys

https://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9850/unbenanntbo.png

[Prussian to the Iron]

I'm guessing you've heard this personally before?.......

[SwissBarbar]

Uh, that's a a sore point with you? :laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

LOL touche!!!

[Alsatia]

Another Barbarian one.

https://img93.imageshack.us/img93/640/sweboz.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

LOL!!

But what, young grasshopper, is truly a Barbarian?

[ziegenpeter]

Could you guys explain me the one about Makedonian Paratroopers?

[Prussian to the Iron]

they are glitched in the air, so it looks like they are falling from the sky, like paratroopers.

[Vilkku92]

Another one about naked ones:

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster43326170.jpg

I know the quality of the picture isn't good, so no need to remind me of it.

[gamegeek2]

Good theme, but the punchline could be better.

[Prussian to the Iron]

its very funny how all but 1 of the barbarian penii(sp?) are covered by either a shield or javelin.

[WarpGhost]

Some things are good, and some things aren'thttps://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/FriendlyFireposter.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Factor50poster.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

LOL Thos emight be my favorite ones in this whole thread! hilarious, especially for a guy with only 7 posts!

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

The number of posts is no indicator for the quality of what he's saying.

[Prussian to the Iron]

i understand that, but a newer member is less likely to understand the community or fit in as well. being a good poster and having a nice sense of humour early on is an uncommon thing.

[Darius]

Just because you don't post doesn't mean you don't understand the community. I personally have been browsing on the .org for years without posting.

[WarpGhost]

*WarpGhost sneaks in again whilst they're all busy arguing*

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Chariotsposter.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Douchebagsposter.jpg

[The General]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Chariotsposter.jpg

:laugh4:

[Vilkku92]

https://img209.imageshack.us/i/uskonnollisetfanaatikot.jpg/

[JinandJuice]

yeah, Al Quaeda are more like those wannabes celtic naked spearmen than the real Gaeroas.

[Ibrahim]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster84800095.jpg

:laugh4::laugh4:

:balloon2: for you.

[antisocialmunky]

Real men don't need 70 virgins to die, just enough arrows to block out the sun.

[WarpGhost]

The truth about healthcare...


https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Healthcareposter.jpg

[retep219]

https://img7.imageshack.us/img7/961/ebdemotivator.png

Also known as: How a phalanx unit can lose to a non-cataphract horse archer that has not fired any arrows in a street melee. And all I did was tell the phalanx to "attack" the horse archer. In the end, the phalanx was routed and destroyed after killing twenty horse archers in a unit of one hundred.

[Ibrahim]

Real men don't need 70 virgins to die, just enough arrows to block out the sun.

the truly sad part is that these 70 don't exist anywhere in religious scripture either* :laugh4:

@WarpGhost: have a baloon:balloon2:

:laugh4::laugh4:


*no legitimate ones anyhow:clown:

[JinandJuice]

Who even came up with that idea in the first place??

[Olaf The Great]

the truly sad part is that these 70 don't exist anywhere in religious scripture either* :laugh4:

@WarpGhost: have a baloon:balloon2:

:laugh4::laugh4:


*no legitimate ones anyhow:clown:
Really?
Is it in the Sword of Islam then?

Oh well, people don't even have to read their own religious texts to go on crusades, which is silly.

[Cute Wolf]

Nah, we shouldn't have too much of a good thing..... a religious discussion is fine, but at the backroom, or this good thread will be locked....

Btw, too much of something is certainly bad thing....

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_001.jpg

[Ludens]

Nah, we shouldn't have too much of a good thing..... a religious discussion is fine, but at the backroom, or this good thread will be locked....

Quite so.

[Ibrahim]

Nah, we shouldn't have too much of a good thing..... a religious discussion is fine, but at the backroom, or this good thread will be locked....

Btw, too much of something is certainly bad thing....

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_001.jpg

no harm meant-I was enjoying the irony of it all:clown:

another funny demotivator today. have a :balloon3: (seems a lot of very hilarious ones are being made today.

[Cute Wolf]

Hey thanks Ibrahim :clown:; well, actually I enjoy this whole demotivator thread, so It's a really sad if it was locked...

[Cute Wolf]

Not technically double post since I just add some new demotivators.... It's all about "FAIL"

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_002.jpg

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_003.jpg

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_004.jpg

And hope I not fail to made this thread up again.... :laugh4:

[ziegenpeter]

:laugh4:
But why is the Pedobear in the 1st one?

[Cute Wolf]

:laugh4:
But why is the Pedobear in the 1st one?


"I d it for teh lulz..."

That's why..... :laugh4:

[Fluvius Camillus]

Middle one is priceless!:laugh4::laugh4:

~Fluvius

[ziegenpeter]

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1691/demetriosi.png

[Ibrahim]

my take on the demtrios poster:

https://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/Ibrahim_059/MotivationalPoster-1.jpg

"ill"refers to constipation btw.

[antisocialmunky]

Demetrios I
"Saturday is Haturday."

[gamegeek2]

Demetrios I
"Saturday is Haturday."

Blame sound shifts for that.

[Belisarius II]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster776510.jpg

[JinandJuice]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster776510.jpg

I lol'd. Literally.
Here's a balloon.:balloon2:

[antisocialmunky]

The irony of that is that the Slingers would have had a decent chance back in .8x.

[Jebivjetar]

https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9656/kataselephants.jpg


https://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3245/romancapital.jpg

[Cute Wolf]

https://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3245/romancapital.jpg

AWESOME!!!!! :laugh4:

THis is hillarious... :laugh4: What did the Philoromaioi think now X)

[-Praetor-]

That's a nice pic, having sweboz, romani, lusotannan and epeiros in central gaul. Were that in XX century, I'd say they discovered oil in Gergovia.

[Belisarius II]

I lol'd. Literally.
Here's a balloon.:balloon2:

I try, thanks for the balloon, I'll sig it.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/smilies/gc/gc-2thumbsup.gif

[Rahwana]

That's a nice pic, having sweboz, romani, lusotannan and epeiros in central gaul. Were that in XX century, I'd say they discovered oil in Gergovia.

Discovering oil and start "war for liberation" from Romani's holding? I think they won't give it back to any of the Celts...:sweatdrop:

[Finn MacCumhail]

oil.:laugh4:

https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/EBD/Cavcharge.jpg
https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/EBD/RomeTW2009-10-2617-07-13-87.jpg

[Prussian to the Iron]

oil.:laugh4:
https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/EBD/RomeTW2009-10-2617-07-13-87.jpg

LOL!!!!!

oh man dude that was funny as hell!

of course it might just be that i heard him say that on south park last night...

[WarpGhost]

People dont fight for oil, or land, or money, or nation, or hatred, or religion.

People have a higher, nobler purpose in mind...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/WarpGhost/Whywefightposter.jpg

[Fluvius Camillus]

Well here's my shot.

https://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt22/Fluvius_Camillus/zwaartekracht.jpg

Good job on the Eric Cartman one, the newest SP episode is hilarious....~D

~Fluvius

[Julius Augustus]

Well here's my shot.

https://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt22/Fluvius_Camillus/zwaartekracht.jpg

Good job on the Eric Cartman one, the newest SP episode is hilarious....~D

~Fluvius

So funny. I always kind of wondered how that happened. Was that Athens. I hate the Athens map.

[Finn MacCumhail]

I think it is Korinth. I extremely liked that one about reason of fighting and farming.:laugh4:

[Belisarius II]

And my demotivator disappeared... why does this always happen to me?

[JinandJuice]

And my demotivator disappeared... why does this always happen to me?

yeah that was a good one too. I forgot what it was about though X(

[Prussian to the Iron]

So funny. I always kind of wondered how that happened. Was that Athens. I hate the Athens map.

I love the Athens map!!!

I'm not sure if that is Athens; I know that Athens is like that in Vanilla.

[Fluvius Camillus]

So funny. I always kind of wondered how that happened. Was that Athens. I hate the Athens map.

Yep this was Athens, in EB I think they missed the Akropolis hill.:sweatdrop:


And my demotivator disappeared... why does this always happen to me?

It disappears if you dont save it on your computer and just keep it on the site. The site demotivators are deleted after a while.

~Fluvius

[Belisarius II]

Ahhh, thanks for telling me that FC.

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster24695020.jpg

Hopefully it won't disappear on me again.

[Skullheadhq]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster24695020.jpg

Hopefully it won't disappear on me again.

and butterknife beats elephant?

[Finn MacCumhail]

https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/EBD/RomeTW2009-11-0211-15-22-79-1.jpg

[Belisarius II]

I like the ref's legs https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/images/smilies/gc/gc-laugh4.gif

[Duguntz]

https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/EBD/RomeTW2009-11-0211-15-22-79.jpg


DISQUALIFICATION! Ridonez have adventage, I PROTEST!

[Cute Wolf]

DISQUALIFICATION! Ridonez have adventage, I PROTEST!

I think they are the racing staff, picking anyone who fall on the road because each of them smack one another with club...


And Here's my turn....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_005.jpg

[antisocialmunky]

That reminds me of a game I played against someone else one time. I just walked around the side.

[JinandJuice]

That reminds me of a game I played against someone else one time. I just walked around the side.

Agrippa?

[Fluvius Camillus]

Agrippa?

Ah the old tourney days, I was so happy to pwn the Romani team over and over again as AS, some of them were worthy opponents and I defeated them after very intense fights, but most of them went down with ease.:skull: However ASM's Baktria was better than me and you won the tourney.

but you never defeated me...:inquisitive:

~Fluvius

[Rahwana]

And Here's my turn....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_Demotiv_005.jpg

That explain why you are a coward, forming a defensive position and bombarding stones from behind are the woman's way to battle! Meh... coward.... women...:furious3:

[antisocialmunky]

Ah the old tourney days, I was so happy to pwn the Romani team over and over again as AS, some of them were worthy opponents and I defeated them after very intense fights, but most of them went down with ease.:skull: However ASM's Baktria was better than me and you won the tourney.

but you never defeated me...:inquisitive:

~Fluvius

JinandJuice and Paul had better multitasking than me on average except for that one game where our armies collided, exploded, mass routed, and came running back. :laugh4:

Also, do you want that charging my laser Peltastai Makedonia?

[Prussian to the Iron]

HELLZ YAH!!!

[JinandJuice]

but you never defeated me...:inquisitive:

~Fluvius

Because we both ended up being AS :shame:

[Fluvius Camillus]

Because we both ended up being AS :shame:

After I smashed you out the Romani Team yes..:skull:

We should try a balanced battle in the future, Ptoly vs AS or Mak vs AS? (continue this on vm instad of the thread).

A NEW DEMOTIVATOR!

https://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt22/Fluvius_Camillus/Helldem.jpg?t=1257376239

Enjoy!:beam:

~Fluvius

[JinandJuice]

I agree, but playing as another Diadochi faction is just not the same as playing as AS. Makedonia's phalanxes are stronger and more expensive, and Ptolemaics have weaker cavalry, and possibly weaker non-phalanx heavy infantry.

[antisocialmunky]

We could never really balance everything. If we did a 'War of the Diadochi' 2vs2 HUGE thing we could.

Also, FC: Do you want the shoopdawoop peltastai thing or not?

[Fluvius Camillus]

We could never really balance everything. If we did a 'War of the Diadochi' 2vs2 HUGE thing we could.

Also, FC: Do you want the shoopdawoop peltastai thing or not?

Well I have been waiting for quite a while, send it to me~D

~Fluvius

[ziegenpeter]

Also, FC: Do you want the shoopdawoop peltastai thing or not?

whats that ?