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Dark Descent
Far away from the ravages of the constant warfare between the tyrannical ECD and avarice consumed Combine, there was a lone mining outpost upon some godforsaken tidally locked planet. Crewed by a mere 15 humans, their task was an endless one - to mine the unnamed planet until it was but a husk in the name of profit.
So far away was this outpost, that the concept of war between the Combine and ECD was alien to them - they were distant powers, and they had nothing to do with the daily hardship onboard, were anyone was welcome so long as they could lend a hand - united in struggle, together in profit.
They had long worked out a system with a nearby privately owned military supply station, and the system worked like clockwork. The mercenaries were payed 40% of what was mined, and the miners in turn received protection and supplies. Soon, those onboard the immense mining rig would be free from their labors to pursue their remaining life in leisure.
Such is the best laid plans...
http://johneaves.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/moon.jpg?w=655&h=276
As you all know, there has been a string of sabotage on the rig, and nothing is safe - most recently, the coffee machine was turned into an espresso time bomb - hilarious yes, but the fact is it was intended maliciously. Left and right things have begun to malfunction, and it has proven extremely costly, let alone the fear that now runs rampant amongst the crew, and a few have died already from the sabotage. The Head of Security has decided to put a stop to it once and for all, and has denied replacements for all broken equipment until the saboteur has been found.
You all have been called into the mess hall, you have all been told what to do - you will select one amongst you upon waking who you think is the saboteur, and he will be confined to the brig. The mercenaries have sent along one of their drill sergeants to maintain order, and their cut of the profit as well.
I suggest you all hurry, cause anything could be next - even the life support systems, and we don't have much air that isn't recycled. Get to it miners!
-Rig Foreman
Welcome to Dark Descent, a small mafia game host by yours truly, YLC.
Rules
1. Everyone shall receive a role PM, custom tailored for each person. Each role will require you to roleplay that role if you wish to utilize it's ability. You may quote your PM freely in thread, but may not do so outside of the thread unless your role says you can, explicitly. Please keep within the spirit of this rule.
2. Both the day and night phase are 24 hours each. However, they can be shortened if the round is asked to be ended early by the person with the most votes during the day. 12 hour extensions will be implemented based upon activity.
3. Please follow the standard format for voting - Vote: YLC, Unvote:YLC. Unbolded votes will not be counted, and new votes that are made without unvoting first will be discounted as well. Abstain or No Lynch are also legal voting selections.
4. Please post at least once each day phase - I am running a tight ship, and those who miss 2 day phases in a row will be WoC'ed (Wrath of Chaos), no exceptions. I will also WoC rule abusers on their second offense.
5. I reserve to add rules here if something gamebreaking comes to my attention
Sign Ups (15/15)
Askthepizzaguy
Tratorix
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Atheotos
Khazaar
Beskar
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Replacements
Quintus.JC
Death is Yonder
Askthepizzaguy
06-18-2009, 21:34
Inz0r
Tratorix
06-18-2009, 21:36
Innage.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-18-2009, 21:36
In!!
atheotes
06-18-2009, 21:38
In i guess
You know guys, this whole thing is optional - not getting a lot of enthusiasm from your sign-ups :laugh4:
In, but if you are going to accuse me of being mafia, make sure it's a very good mafia role. *hint hint wink wink*
Iskander 3.1
06-18-2009, 22:21
*sighs* in...
:beam:
Quintus.JC
06-18-2009, 22:27
INI
seireikhaan
06-18-2009, 23:27
:charge:
:charge:
Actaully promise to be more then a shadow Khaan, like you usually are in my games?
seireikhaan
06-18-2009, 23:42
Actaully promise to be more then a shadow Khaan, like you usually are in my games?
All I can promise is that I'll play whichever way I think will best enable a victory.
navarro951
06-19-2009, 00:31
sign me up m8!
johnhughthom
06-19-2009, 00:35
Sounds interesting, sign me up good fellow.
A Very Super Market
06-19-2009, 01:05
Sure, In.
Yaropolk
06-19-2009, 01:09
in.
White_eyes:D
06-19-2009, 02:08
I am asking for it.....IN :bow: (I can't get more gored, then on the LAST game:laugh4:)
Askthepizzaguy
06-19-2009, 02:20
Munch munch.... :freak:
White_eyes:D
06-19-2009, 02:22
Hey, it was fun.....I knew there was no way in Raccoon City I was going to get out...:laugh4:
I'm going to move this one along pretty fast - role PM's will be out tonight, as well as the opening day.
Have fun :beam:
Death is yonder
06-19-2009, 11:10
Well, death on time zones!!
In, :bow:
As a replacement if you need one.
It appears we have 17 people wanting to play, but only 15 slots, so if there is anyone who would prefer to be a replacement, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Quintus.JC
06-19-2009, 16:41
I don't mind being a replacement. Let the game start.
I don't mind being a replacement. Let the game start.
Okay, you just saved White Eyes :laugh4:
In any case, even if your a replacement, expect to be involved :wink:
atheotes
06-19-2009, 17:15
now, start the game :whip: there are not any active games and i need my fix :smash:
i can't believe i missed another one ive been waiting for :wall: i'm willing to replace :)
I already have my next mini-Mafia planned. Though, different theme.
Quintus.JC
06-19-2009, 19:07
Okay, you just saved White Eyes :laugh4:
In any case, even if your a replacement, expect to be involved :wink:
:bow:
Appears to have been a hold up, please give me sometime to recover most of my lost data and RE-pm it.
Game should start before 8:00 PM EST.
johnhughthom
06-20-2009, 01:27
Game should start before 8:00 PM EST.
:juggle2:
:juggle2:
Please be patient - I am having issues with my connection and/or my ISP and I am on borrowed internet. This will hopefully be resolved soon, within the next 24 hours.
Please be patient.
johnhughthom
06-20-2009, 14:31
I was only kidding mate, better to wait until you can be confident of hosting the game well.
Okay, good news! Internet is back up, all PM's have been sent, and DAY ONE officials starts!
GLHF!
Tratorix
06-20-2009, 15:30
Vote: Iskander 3.1
Hi! ~:wave:
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 15:35
Vote: no lynch
Tratorix I could easily vote for you, I mean your track record in all of the games I have been has put you almost always as mafia..... but I am not going to let that influence my judgement, because unlike that GOD DAMN ECD I HAVE STANDARDS! I DON'T PUNISH PEOPLE FOR ONE LITTLE MISTAKE!!!!!! I could be anywhere, but NOOOOO! instead I end up on this lump of rock in the middle of nowhere! :furious3::furious3::furious3:
uhhh sorry about that, got side tracked. as I was saying, I dont see a reason to lynch someone when we have no real proof. we should bide our time and see if we cant catch the saboteurs in the act.
unless of course that reveals that Iskander IS the Saboteur, in which case I apologize.
johnhughthom
06-20-2009, 15:41
Right all you maggots, we need to get order and discipline back on this rock and voting for people with no good reason will not help that!
Why have you voted for Iskander 3.1, Tratorix?
Tratorix
06-20-2009, 15:57
Right all you maggots, we need to get order and discipline back on this rock and voting for people with no good reason will not help that!
Why have you voted for Iskander 3.1, Tratorix?
I was just trying to be friendly... Why are you yelling at me? :sweatdrop:
johnhughthom
06-20-2009, 16:00
There is no place for friendliness in this situation, we need strict discipline and no nonsense. Now, why did you vote for Iskander?
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:02
Allow me to return the favor.
Vote: Tratorix
I'm just trying to be "friendly" too. Come here, you big strong manly man. Why don't you and I go someplace nice and "talk" for a little while... shoot the breeze, you know. Who knows what else... I've just been so lonesome lately. I need a big cuddle bunny like you. Don't you worry... I'll call you Tratorix, not Traitorix. Or whatever you want me to call you, sugar.
Purrrrrr......
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:03
not to interject, but does anyone know when I am going to get paid? I slipped earlier today and have a nasty gash on my leg, and I want compensation. I mean yeah, it happens all the time, but these are stressful circumstances I live under.....
(ATPG is role playing, lynch him now!!! :laugh4::laugh4::clown:, it is also very creepy by the way.... :p)
Tratorix
06-20-2009, 16:12
Allow me to return the favor.
Vote: Tratorix
I'm just trying to be "friendly" too. Come here, you big strong manly man. Why don't you and I go someplace nice and "talk" for a little while... shoot the breeze, you know. Who knows what else... I've just been so lonesome lately. I need a big cuddle bunny like you. Don't you worry... I'll call you Tratorix, not Traitorix. Or whatever you want me to call you, sugar.
Purrrrrr......
Well, I'm flattered, but... I mean get away from me you freak! That's sick! As for my vote for Iskander, I was just trying to get the ball rolling on this voting thing. *shrug* I can always change it later, I didn't etch it in stone. Though I could have if I wanted to. You know, cause I'm a miner.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:15
(miner, minor....) puns are fun, even if the aren't on purpose. I am going to stop now, cause I really don't want to go there......
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:16
(ATPG is role playing, lynch him now!!! :laugh4::laugh4::clown:, it is also very creepy by the way.... :p)
Aww sweetie... come here and let me run my fingernails down your manly chest. I promise you it won't be creepy at all.
:gorgeous:
You know, cause I'm a miner.
Oooh I like em burly and dirty. Would you like to show me how you swing your pickaxe?
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:20
yeah thats going to happen, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and I DEFINITELY don't need that. :laugh4:
johnhughthom
06-20-2009, 16:21
What is this disgusting game you are playing, you foul pervert!!???
We are here to find out who is sabotaging our facility, not to let you get your rocks off on our rock!
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:22
yeah thats going to happen, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and I DEFINITELY don't need that. :laugh4:
What kind of woman do you think I am? *slaps CDF in the face*
I'm starting to seriously reconsider rocking your world tonight.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:24
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
(OK so ATPG is some kind of cougar, and I am going to assume he is role playing a women, cause if he isn't that just made this entire conversation even creepier.... if thats possible)
:laugh4:
Okay, just so it makes sense at an IC level, ATPG is indeed a woman.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:36
thank god! that is a relief.....
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:37
Of course I'm a woman! I would have thought these heaving beauties I'm carrying around with me would be a couple of huge clues.
You guys are mean. ~:mecry:
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:38
yes yes we are. Now stop hitting on anything that moves and start contributing to the group by helping us find these saboteurs.
We all want to stay alive and fill our quota so we can leave this Rock, da? No need for odd behaviour, we´re all in this together comrades! Familiyproverb says Mine strenghten body but crush mind. We must not fall for panic...
Vote: Nolynch
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:40
Pretty hard (:beam:) to find those saboteurs when you're voting No Lynch.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:41
well what point is there to lynching someone on the first day? we wont learn anything from it, and we might lynch someone important. I am all for discussion, just not lynching
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:44
Whooo! Your mafia scum reeks to the high heavens.
Need I remind you how often mafia have been lynched lately on the first round? You're basically giving them a free pass to kill whoever they want, and then it is our turn again. What will we have learned?
unvote, vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan
A Very Super Market
06-20-2009, 16:48
Jeez, this is my first time here and things are already falling apaht. Gah, why didn't I just open up a shop like dad did? Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Iskander 3.1
06-20-2009, 16:50
Honey, I know this machine inside and out. If you're man enough to vote for me, you better be man enough to explain yourself.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 16:50
need I remind you all the times this has happened has been pure luck?
what your saying is we should kill someone on the off chance they end up being mafia, and if we are wrong then next day phase we will be down 2 people instead of 1, or will it be 2 kills instead of 1.
we don't even know how many mafia there are! I don't feel confident enough that we could lynch the mafia round one. Just remember what I said about pro town roles.
now I am tired, I think am going to go take a nap, maybe count all of my money, make sure the ECD hasn't taken any of it..... thats right, I am on to you ECD!!!!!
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 16:55
need I remind you all the times this has happened has been pure luck?
What's the matter baby.... are you afraid you won't get lucky tonight? Aww.... don't you worry shug, I'll take good care of you.
I didn´t know this was an equal opportunity mine. We seem to have our share of women...
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 17:03
you are entitled to your own opinions, but the fact is you cant just rely on luck. assuming you will be able to pick the mafia out of a group is stupid. like for example I am getting weird vibes from you, if you were mafia it is quite understandable for you to try and get the town to lynch as many people as you can as that would make your job easier. if we lynch someone that is one less person the mafia has to kill, that is my reason for no lynch, until we have some proof.
I just lost one game because I assumed someone was mafia and it turned out he wasn't. not going to do that again.
A Very Super Market
06-20-2009, 17:16
Eh, I can trust luck. Seriously, you don't get to be a merchant if you're unlucky. But I guess you'd be sucked into a wormhole if you're unlucky.
Poor dad.....
Tratorix
06-20-2009, 17:18
you are entitled to your own opinions, but the fact is you cant just rely on luck. assuming you will be able to pick the mafia out of a group is stupid. like for example I am getting weird vibes from you, if you were mafia it is quite understandable for you to try and get the town to lynch as many people as you can as that would make your job easier. if we lynch someone that is one less person the mafia has to kill, that is my reason for no lynch, until we have some proof.
I just lost one game because I assumed someone was mafia and it turned out he wasn't. not going to do that again.
We don't know how many lynches we're going to get before the saboteur does something that gets us all killed. Wasting them is inviting death. We've got to man up here and not be afraid to make a few mistakes. Unvote, Vote Cultured Drizzt Fan.
Yaropolk
06-20-2009, 17:18
Right now we can't tell an ion wrench from a gravity flux capacitor! Vote: No Lynch until we have more information.
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 19:01
The rocks are alive....*grips his plasma cutter a little tighter*:dizzy2: Vote:no lynch
you are entitled to your own opinions, but the fact is you cant just rely on luck. assuming you will be able to pick the mafia out of a group is stupid. like for example I am getting weird vibes from you, if you were mafia it is quite understandable for you to try and get the town to lynch as many people as you can as that would make your job easier. if we lynch someone that is one less person the mafia has to kill, that is my reason for no lynch, until we have some proof.
I just lost one game because I assumed someone was mafia and it turned out he wasn't. not going to do that again.
Luck is possibly the most important factor in all life actions. Luck determines if you are sent out to work on a mining station at the edge of the universe, for all eternity, without any hope of returning to your starving family.
When you go down into the dark, dank, dangerous mining shafts, it is only luck that determines whether that shiny yellow thing you see off in the distance is a nugget of pure gold, or only a stray piece of radioactive cheese.
Thus, I do believe luck will play a large factor in our finding of this person of dangerosity.
Vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan
Shun the non-believer! Shun!
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 19:05
Luck is possibly the most important factor in all life actions. Luck determines if you are sent out to work on a mining station at the edge of the universe, for all eternity, without any hope of returning to your starving family.
When you go down into the dark, dank, dangerous mining shafts, it is only luck that determines whether that shiny yellow thing you see off in the distance is a nugget of pure gold, or only a stray piece of radioactive cheese.
Thus, I do believe luck will play a large factor in our finding of this person of dangerosity.
Vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan
Shun the non-believer! Shun!
I love my job......but sometimes it gets a little dangerous....:evilgrin: *starts charging his Plasma cutter* (or whatever it is miners in the year XXXX use....:laugh4:)
Askthepizzaguy
06-20-2009, 19:21
KILL THE WISE ONE! (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155419)
We shall have none of that anti-luck heresy here. It's terribly unlucky.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-20-2009, 19:24
if you guys want to lynch me thats fine, but I get to gloat latter. :beam:
(1000 posts!)
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 21:09
Vote Cultured Drizzt Fan This rock is blocking a good vein......gonna need to remo-..er.....he is sabotaging the mining operation......The rocks know....:yes:
Iskander 3.1
06-20-2009, 21:12
I didn´t know this was an equal opportunity mine. We seem to have our share of women...
Equal opportunity my fanny, I'm here because I know the Rig inside and out, and whomever is sabotaging it is also sabotaging my soul. I'd like to see how well YOU can repair this thing, boy.
Vote: Khazaar for being a sexist little :daisy:
(EDIT: by fanny I mean the American use of the word, not the British version.)
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 21:16
Unvote:no lynch Vote:Cultured Drizzt Fan I think you owe me one for the Mafia in which I made you confess:bounce: I mean.....I kinda black out sometimes.....where did this weird glowing rock come from.....??? its not glowing......but but...it is!!!:dizzy2:
Sorry gentlemen, have to join my wife and kids via the VR machine for the weekend.
Vote:Abstain
seireikhaan
06-20-2009, 22:09
Vote: Iskander
We don't need no woman mussin' up our operations. I aint got the time to be goin' rescuin' some damsel in distress every five minutes 'cuz her makeup is gettin' all fussed over. This is a minin' operation, a place for men. Git back to where you're needed, in the kitchin.
yes, that is role playing.
:creep:
atheotes
06-20-2009, 22:12
why do i always end up with stupid jobs like this? will i every get any meaningful job? i wish i could just get the hell out of this godforsaken part of the universe!
Vote: Abstain
Iskander 3.1
06-20-2009, 22:14
Son, you do realize that this Rig is my life? I've been repairing it, getting my hands dirty, and giving it that little extra lovin' that only someone like me could provide, before you were even running around in diapers.
Makeup? HA! Unless you count the grease and oil running down my face, since I'm the only one here man enough to take care of things.
All this time I've looked after all of you like I was your own mother, and now you're gonna treat me like some bad housewife? You disappoint me, sir.
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 22:18
Please don't hit me mom:cry2:.....I will be a good boy.....*curls up into a ball, and starts crying*
Yaropolk
06-20-2009, 22:19
Tally:
cdf 3 (atpg, tratorix,chaotix,white_eyes)
nolynch 3 (cdf, khazaar,yaro)
khazaar 2 (iskander,shinseikhan)
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 22:22
That tally is wrong.....Your all out to get me.....*runs away*:laugh4:
seireikhaan
06-20-2009, 22:22
Unvote: Iskander
Vote: WhiteEyes
For bein' more of woman than the woman.
White_eyes:D
06-20-2009, 22:26
Unvote: Iskander
Vote: WhiteEyes
For bein' more of woman than the woman.
Your just trying to be the Woman yourself......I FOUND him....he must be the one sabotaging the ship.....because he didn't want anyone to find out his secret...Unvote:CDF Vote:Shinseikhaan:laugh4:I just love this....:clown:
johnhughthom
06-21-2009, 00:39
Vote:Cultured Drizzt Fan
You mentioned earlier we need to find these "saboteurs". I was under the impression there was only one, know something the rest of us don't?
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-21-2009, 00:54
why would there be only one? This isn't a mini mafia game. There are 15 people in this game, I assumed that one mafia per 7 is a good ratio, so yes I made an assumption. but hey you can lynch me if you want, just dont come crying to me when you all get cuts and bruises and have no one to put a band aid on them.
I blame the ECD for this..... this is completely their fault, I could be anywhere but NOOOO they send me here, on this piece of junk rig with a bunch of homicidal maniacs..... I would rather be treating some rich kids sniffles for goodness sake!!!! they hate me, that must be it... its all some conspiracy to keep any of the intelligent people isolated from anything important! It all started on the grassy knoll for gods sake!!!!! it was them!!!!! it was them!!!!! :furious3::furious3::furious3:
A Very Super Market
06-21-2009, 01:01
My god, why did I bother coming to work here? They're all psychos! The workers are crazy, the engineers are crazy, the women are crazy (In more ways than one) and the killer is crazy as well!
Wow! Wow! Wow! There ain't gonna be no bandwagon on my rig! Capich? No Random votes either and no badmouthing my crew or you'll answer to me!
Now, I want to catch this bastard more than any of you, but we have to stop acting like a disorderly mob. I hate disorder and you really don't want me to hate you! So all you yuppies causing trouble, settle down.
Everyone line up, single file; explain your votes and cast them in an orderly fashion.
Vote: No Lynch
Iskander 3.1
06-21-2009, 01:49
I agree, I've grown close to all of you and I won't be needlessly doing away with any of you without proof. For now,
Vote: No lynch
johnhughthom
06-21-2009, 03:54
Cultured Drizzt fan, how dare you blame ECD you filthy lowlife scum??!!
Grrrr Your lucky it's my job to keep you safe, otherwise I would be the one you should be worried about not the saboteur. Why back in the good old days I would have....
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-21-2009, 13:09
HELL YES I WILL BLAME THE ECD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ENTIRE LIFE WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF THOSE SCUMBAGS!!!!!!!!!! I WAS ON MY WAY TO HAWAII TO SOME CUSHY JOB ON HONOLULU UNTIL THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO RUIN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW LOOK AT ME!!!!! STUCK ON SOME ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!! :furious3::furious3::furious3:
*ahem* now, back to business.
Yaropolk
06-21-2009, 15:19
tally:
nolynch 5 (cdf, khazaar,yaro, theflax, iskander)
cdf 4 (atpg, tratorix,chaotix, johnhubottom)
white eyes 1 (shinseikhan)
shinseikhan 1 (white eyes)
Day has ended, write up to follow. Standby.
End Day One...
It appears this crew aboard the mining rig is rather quick to point fingers, but there remains a few level headed amongst them to stem the tide of bloodshed - I will continue my observations of all 15 as you have requested.
As the day drew to a close, or what can be called a day on a tidally locked planet, the crew of the mining rig had argued it out all day. At first, Colbert Danielsson had come under quick suspicion because of his opinion it was foolish to just throw someone in the brig with no evidence.
"Your all like the damned ECD! No trail, no evidence, not even a chance! Bunch of tyrants who brush away human rights when it becomes problematic in your pursuit of your goals. Well to hell with you then!"
Sergeant Jenkins, who had been for the most part peaceably sitting in his chair, smoking away, spat out his cigar and glared heavily at Colbert, before Jenkins feet dropped to the floor from their resting position upon the card table at the center of the rec hall.
Walking swiftly over to Colbert, Jenkins gave him a scrutinizing look. "Do I hear you talking of sedition! Well, do I? You better watch your mouth you balding fat little man, I'll have you know that I am the highest authority aboard this ship and I'll not-"
An "ahem" from the back of the rec room caught everyone's attention, as the Foreman cleared his throat and begin to project his voice across the room. "I am sorry, your what now? Do remember it was I who hired you Jenkins, I sign your pay checks, and I am the one who makes sure you never see the outside of an airlock. I'll ask you to stop being belligerent to my crew. As for the tally today - I know most of you were quick to jump upon Colbert Danielsson, but I have decided that we are going to instead not just throw anyone in the brig today. I'll ask also that Jenkins and those associated with him not decide to do anything remotely offensive tonight, or their maybe consequences. That includes you as well, Kadrn."
The foreman lifted a mock gavel and swung it down. "Today is adjourned - those who's shift it is please return to work while the rest of you get some rest. Jorg, please get the recording equipment and turn it off."
As other filled out of the room to their duties, a clean shaven, tired looking man with a strong face and jaw filled the camera's view just before everything went black.
No one has been lynched today - Begin Night One
Free to go about their business
Askthepizzaguy
Tratorix
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Atheotos
Khazaar
Beskar
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Those locked in the Brig
Those sucking Vacuum
Votes this round
No Lynch - 5 (cdf, khazaar, yaropolk, theflax, iskander)
CDF - 4 (atpg, tratorix, chaotix, johnhughthom)
White Eyes - 1 (shinseikhan)
Shinseikhan - 1 (white eyes)
Missing Votes
AVSM
Navarro
Beskar
Any comments or corrections, please PM or post in thread.
NIGHT ACTIONS PEOPLE! You have 24 hours!
There is a mistake, YLC. I voted Abstain, I didn't not vote.
Here is where I did it: link (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2266603&postcount=76)
End Night One...
Jorg yawned as he leaned back upon his chair, his eyes drifting across the rows of service panels that corresponded to different sectors. By order of the Foreman, Jorg was to lockdown Kadrn's room tonight, keeping the merc locked away. But Alexis had yet to show up and dawn was drawing near fast.
"Koum ohn vumahn! Vere ist she, vere kould she be? Bah, tha phoormahn veel be ont mein uss neicks sheepht."
Jorg began to light another cigarette, a habit he had picked up from the Head of Security, just as Alexis came into view-
-on the monitors. The death stick tumbled away from Jorg's mouth, and was quickly trampled upon on the floor as he began to scream and shout obscenities in his own tongue at Alexis.
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"Honestly, why are you here?" Kadrn looked quizzically at Alexis, who seemed to be locked in a minor fit of giggles, her eyes slightly glazed over. Kadrn had let her in on the notion that Alexis had something incredibly important to tell, but as soon as she was in, Alexis had simply stared at the Merc, rocking back and forth, her gaze unnerving yet delightful.
Kadrn waited patiently as the minutes ticked by, but finally the merc could no longer take it. "Okay, Alexis, your starting to creep me out, and I hang around murders and professional sociopaths - spill it or get the hell out." Alexis giggled, causing Kadrn to cringe slighlty at the immaturity, before Alexis held out her hands and from them-
-nothing appeared. "Surprise! Nothing! The most amazing thing ever! Perfect gift, ain't it? See ya round monkey wrench!" And with that, Alexis disappeared into the halls, leaving a stunned but a little more aware Kadrn behind.
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Jenkins was happy with the report he had just gotten back from the authorities - seems Sullivan checked out, even if the old guy was a bit off his hover chair. "See, mighty fine sleuthing here Ak! Se what comes with hard work and determination? Why back in the Corps, we had-"
"Oh, stuff it you puppet - your not in the military anymore, you can pull the ECD's hand out your arse. I've heard enough of the ECD and the blasted Expeditionary Forces, or the stupid TGMC. You spit more propaganda then the Ministry of Intelligence - seriously, stop."
Jenkins seemed absolutely stunned by this sudden and onetime show of force from his partner, and, his world suddenly changed, Jenkins needed time to go and sort his thoughts out and realign them to take in this new perspective, so he went to bed.
Either that, or Jenkins brain went into shock and he needed to lie down before it burst into flames and he strangled Akakios. But the world may never know.
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Sullivan Whitaker was one of those people who, for all intents and purposes, was a fine person and just as sane as the next...until, one got him riled up and he was off on one of his conspiracy theories. Sometimes the crew would throw one at him, a real wild one, just to see him rant through the night, in case Nevio started "cheating" at cards.
Tonight, Sullivan had made sure his plastifoil hat was secured tight and his collection of knives stolen from the kitchen were safely tucked under his pillow for the Forge Fairy - and any would be attacker, such as the rock monsters.
As Sullivan's slowly drifted off to sleep, he could feel a sudden relief upon his mind, and he began to wonder why on earth he was wearing a plastifoil hat. But he was too tired and promptly fell asleep before he could think it through.
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Jesse wandered the halls, disoriented and utterly lost, his head swirling with sudden confliction. He stumbled about like a drunken man, and finally fell into the arms of a lovely young, yet teary eyed, woman.
In his delusional state, he couldn't help himself. "Wello dair lass, why you out so late on such a torrid night?" Jesse smiled up into the forlorn yet beautiful face, who wore the expression of dollish innocence. "Because I was looking for you, lost one. I've found you now, so all will be right. Come, with me..." Her voice had taken on a seductive and entrancing quality, literally hypnotizing Jesse in his delusional state as he pitched to and fro forward, just as the woman in her black stylized gown retreated into the shadows...
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That night, maddening laughter echoed through the halls, and stirred many people from their sleep, they all slowly gathered into the rec room, in hopes of inquiring where and who was laughing so. The Foreman could provide no answer until Jorg burst into the room and began speaking in high pitched, speed German.
"Jorg! Enough, just tell us!" The Foreman demanded.
Jorg gulped and finally took a deep breath. "They vrute et oupun za vulls! Oupun mein skheens! Koum! Sei!"
Quickly following Jorg into the display room, they all stared in awe at the mess. "It vust phien vuen I vent tu gu und gait soum kophee, bout zeen...theis..."
Upon the screens and walls, written in cheese whiz, written both backwards and sideways, was the following.
"Congratulations, my lobster-wearing monkeychaps! You have been selected with all due randomosity to be my personal deodorant-wielding shoes of doom (and quite possibly also lighter fluid). Please report to any room on this pork-infested crap-mining station that is without the presence of the color gray for your ridiculous orders. I will tolerate only some mutinies within the ranks of my alien legion of tennis-racket-breakers, and the rest will be put down with all due laziness and laser-ness. The only rule is that there are no rules. Thank you, and never come into my deli again."
At least one among the crowd giggled with delight and understanding of the message...
Free to go about their business
Askthepizzaguy
Tratorix
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Atheotos
Khazaar
Beskar
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Those locked in the Brig
Those sucking Vacuum
Night Results out in a few seconds - BEGIN DAY TWO!
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 00:00
well that is unexpected. I was pretty sure you guys were going to try and kill me tonight. OK so down to the business at hand, namely my pay check.
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 00:41
OK...I am pissed....:furious3::furious3::furious3: but a bunch of you "Pro-towns" WERE out to get me......Now Random.org must decide who I vote.....Vote:TheFlax and you guys suck:tongue:
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 00:44
Vote: White_Eyes
I appreciate the roleplaying, but not the strategy. You seem a bit too unhinged for my taste.
seireikhaan
06-23-2009, 00:49
Vote: White Eyes
Too schitzofrentic. Can't be trusted.
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 00:50
IT's not my fault a "Pro-town" used his weird power block.....:inquisitive: I was able to kill anyone who tried anything on me....(Look at write-up:whip:) but because of the power block I lost that ability.....and EVEN WORSE....I can't even vote for who I want.....(because now my guy is EVEN MORE paranoid...):wall:
Quit your whining and settle down. How dare you vote for me? I take care of this place, of all of you and this is the thanks I get? Well if its going to be like this, then...
Vote: White Eyes
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 00:55
Huuuhhhh, we appeared to have made him insane, I would say a heavy dose of sedatives should get him calm again. Now again my pay check? you know what forget it, the ECD would probably just take it anyway, JUST LIKE THEY TOOK EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!
ahem.......
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 00:57
OK, but to Roleplaying..... TheFlax must die.....he clearly sabotaged the ship......I saw a vision in which he was using a Plasma cutter to....do...something....IT WAS BAD....:sweatdrop:
Huuuhhhh, we appeared to have made him insane, I would say a heavy dose of sedatives should get him calm again. Now again my pay check? you know what forget it, the ECD would probably just take it anyway, JUST LIKE THEY TOOK EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!
ahem.......
You'll get paid when you actually do some work you useless bum. Now get to it!
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 00:59
fine
Vote: white eyes to me Crazy=bad, like serial killer bad. And we already have enough issues now. I can only think of 2 reasons there were no kills. 1. White eyes was the killer and was role blocked. 2. he is laying low.
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 01:01
Now Random.org must decide who I vote
Just in case the town missed it....I can't help it.....I am just a paranoid man:shrug:TheFlax must die
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 01:03
so White eyes was not the saboteur. He was just a very paranoid old man. but I really don't like it when people have mental breakdowns, it always make me think they turned into some deranged psychopath. You know like the ones the ECD has locked up beneath their fortress of doom in Hollywood. Did I mention they are evil? well they are.
Nice game so far everybody - hey quick question: did everyone enjoy the longer write up, and did I get Jorg's German accent right?
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 01:06
Ok, last warning guys.....I am a paranoid man with nothing to lose.....what do you think well happen, when I am lynched? I can't help it if somebody robs my powers for one night....and then I get even more paranoid:shrug: I really hope you well listen....:juggle2:
Oh I did notice you were crazy (that you voted with random.org) but I simply cannot trust someone who has visions of me sabotaging my rig; my very well maintained and perfectly ordered rig. Especially if he calls it a ship...
People like you need to be locked up, for the safety of all.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 01:10
Nice game so far everybody - hey quick question: did everyone enjoy the longer write up, and did I get Jorg's German accent right?
writeup was awesome, and I cant even understand Jorg......
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 01:13
Well...I tried....:shrug: I was right....your all out to get ME!!! *grabs a Plasma cutter and holds TheFlax hostage* "Nobody move or TheFlax dies.....:whip:." I am serious.....I can kill Once...I said I was a Paranoid man with nothing to lose:bow:
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 01:17
I don't know if TheFlax is guilty.....but if not, blame the crappy Pro-town who made me even more paranoid....:laugh4: (If it even was a "Pro-town")
A Very Super Market
06-23-2009, 01:17
Agh, I've got a headache.
Vote: White Eyes
What if he's a joker? Bah, who cares.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 01:18
Don't you dare touch that big, strong man. I had big plans for him... if you return him to me undamaged perhaps I will leave you unharmed as well.
:dizzy2:
I can't make heads or tails of this write-up. I'd say it's most probably following everyone's night actions, but some of them don't even make sense. There was definitely a roleblocking, and it also looks like there was an investigation, too. Assuming that white_eyes is Sullivan, the write-up pretty clearly states his innocence.
The parts with "Alexis" and "Jesse" don't make much sense as an action- they both seem a little nutty, perhaps they've been blocked, or converted, or something?
The strangest part is probably the very last section, with the writing on the walls. If anything, it looks like a conversion message.
I have a feeling this game will be very confusing...
If you kill me, they'll all space you; that's what we do to mutineers and psychos. Let me go and I'll make sure you stay safe in our very nice brig.
Iskander 3.1
06-23-2009, 01:35
LET HIM GO! You are all being very irrational. Think about this for a minute: we all survived last night, didn't we? The daytime seems to be more dangerous than the nighttime, with everyone pointing fingers. We need to stay calm. Until someone has actually perished, I will not be voting.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 01:36
you have a good point but look at him!!! almost as crazy as the ECD! he is ranting about how he plans on killing one of us? isn't that a problem? I don't know, I don't think letting him off will be a good Idea.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 01:40
:dizzy2:
I can't make heads or tails of this write-up. I'd say it's most probably following everyone's night actions, but some of them don't even make sense. There was definitely a roleblocking, and it also looks like there was an investigation, too. Assuming that white_eyes is Sullivan, the write-up pretty clearly states his innocence.
The parts with "Alexis" and "Jesse" don't make much sense as an action- they both seem a little nutty, perhaps they've been blocked, or converted, or something?
The strangest part is probably the very last section, with the writing on the walls. If anything, it looks like a conversion message.
I have a feeling this game will be very confusing...
unvote, vote: Chaotix
Oh, so we're back to voting without reasons again? That's a step forward.
Why don't you explain your vote, Miss Throws-death-threats-around?
Iskander 3.1
06-23-2009, 01:45
He should be watched, and closely. Unless he actually tries something, I am going to Vote: Abstain
Iskander 3.1
06-23-2009, 01:47
Actually, what I meant to do was Unvote: Abstain; Vote: No Lynch
Tratorix
06-23-2009, 01:50
Don't you dare touch that big, strong man. I had big plans for him... if you return him to me undamaged perhaps I will leave you unharmed as well.
Vote: ATPG
No offense lady, but you creep me out in multiple ways.
@ White Eyes: Look, let me go and we can work this out. See that fine fellow over there... *Points Chaotix* Surely he's more worthy of your attention than me. Be reasonable.
Unvote, Vote: Chaotix
I know things.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 02:01
come to think of it, if White eyes can kill someone who votes for him..... Unvote: whiteyes, Vote: abstain
@ White Eyes: Look, let me go and we can work this out. See that fine fellow over there... *Points Chaotix* Surely he's more worthy of your attention than me. Be reasonable.
Unvote, Vote: Chaotix
I know things.
:laugh4:
"Things"? I am amused. How does this justify your vote for me?
:laugh4:
"Things"? I am amused. How does this justify your vote for me?
Self preservation.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:10
Vote: ATPG
No offense lady, but you creep me out in multiple ways.
None taken. If you don't want a slice of this hot steaming pie, then that's more for the rest, sugar.
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 02:12
Now Random.org must decide who I vote
I told you guys....I can't vote for who I want....:shrug: (If any of you played YLC's Mafia's before....you can take a good guess why...:shame:) and it MUST be a Pro-town pulling the stings...I can't see why YLC would give me a ability to take out the Mafia...and then have it rendered useless the next night later.... Maybe your not out to get me......*lowers his guard*.....
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:14
The parts with "Alexis" and "Jesse" don't make much sense as an action- they both seem a little nutty, perhaps they've been blocked, or converted, or something?
The strangest part is probably the very last section, with the writing on the walls. If anything, it looks like a conversion message.
I find it odd that you would assume the game involves conversions. What do you know that we don't, sweetie pie?
Vote: ATPG
For making threats, voting without reason, and then ignoring my requests to explain his votes without reason.
to TheFlax: Saying it was a self-preservation vote in the first place would've made more sense than making ridiculous and vague bluffs.
edit: actually, now ATPG decided to respond. Follow-up in a new post.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:18
You seem awfully on edge, Chaotix. You need to relax, honey bun.
Vote: ATPG
For making threats, voting without reason, and then ignoring my requests to explain his votes without reason.
to TheFlax: Saying it was a self-preservation vote in the first place would've made more sense than making ridiculous and vague bluffs.
edit: actually, now ATPG decided to respond. Follow-up in a new post.
Just to make things clear, I haven't said anything out of character since the game started. I wrote what felt right for my character.
I'm not assuming anything about conversions, but looking at past YLC games, it is certainly, possible, ATPG.
And then, looking at the last part of the write-up- what else could that be? It's not there for no reason. It could be just a clue towards the mafia, but it also looks like it's directed to specific people- like a message of some sort. More than that, it seems like, in the ridiculous wording of the message, the writer is talking to new recruits of some sort.
Could I be over-analyzing? Possibly. But I've found there are more clues in YLC's write-ups than we generally ever find, so I'm trying to interpret as best I can.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:23
Is there something you're not telling me, sweet pea?
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 02:23
I SO wish I could vote ATPG....(IT had to be you.....you keep thinking I am trying to kill you ALL the time lately....:no:) but why leave it up to Random.Org??:juggle2: I know everyone is trying to get me.......:dizzy2:
I have nothing more to tell you, Miss Death-Threat, as I've already explained my reasoning.
How you get off acting as you do without any pressure at all is beyond me. I would have assumed that you would be the roleblocker, but as of yet, you haven't appeared in the write-up at all.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:32
I was in the writeup, hot stuff.
:beam:
I like your cute nickname for me too. It just reeks of someone trying desperately to get a bandwagon on someone else.
Tratorix
06-23-2009, 02:37
I was in the writeup, hot stuff.
:beam:
I like your cute nickname for me too. It just reeks of someone trying desperately to get a bandwagon on someone else.
So were you the creepy girl who was acting like a ditz, or the creepy girl in the black dress?
johnhughthom
06-23-2009, 02:39
Vote: Chaotix
ATPG was in the write up, it's pretty obvious. So I don't understand why Chaotix is putting pressure on him.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:40
Neither. I was the one being bugged by the Alexis girl. She's a cutie pie, but a bit too clingy. When she grows up she needs to get herself a nice man.
EDIT - Host goof, must not juggle several mafia games in tabs right next to each other....
johnhughthom
06-23-2009, 02:42
Are you hosting or playing YLC?????:wall::wall::furious3::furious3:
:laugh4:
Tratorix
06-23-2009, 02:42
How was it obvious? I don;t see ATPG's name anywhere in the write up.
A voice from nowhere! Spirits of the air! *Tratorix dives behind a nearby pile of rocks*
Upon having a closer look...
Jesse wandered the halls, disoriented and utterly lost, his head swirling with sudden confliction. He stumbled about like a drunken man, and finally fell into the arms of a lovely young, yet teary eyed, woman.
In his delusional state, he couldn't help himself. "Wello dair lass, why you out so late on such a torrid night?" Jesse smiled up into the forlorn yet beautiful face, who wore the expression of dollish innocence. "Because I was looking for you, lost one. I've found you now, so all will be right. Come, with me..." Her voice had taken on a seductive and entrancing quality, literally hypnotizing Jesse in his delusional state as he pitched to and fro forward, just as the woman in her black stylized gown retreated into the shadows...
Is this where you appear?
No offense, but the whole hypnotism part doesn't paint a particularly innocent portrait of you.
As of now, you are the most suspicious person to me, ATPG. White_eyes seems innocent by the write-up, TheFlax is acting within character and not really scummy... and meanwhile you are trying to get me thrown into the brig, for possibly stumbling upon a clue in the write-up.
But I'm the one trying for the bandwagon here.
Or, otherwise, this is standard ATPG question-heavily-and-then-move-on-to-someone-else tactics.
Ah :daisy:, my own game is starting to get to me :laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 02:45
How was it obvious? I don;t see ATPG's name anywhere in the write up.
That disembodied voice actually sounds kinda sexy. I'll be in my room tonight... hopefully you can keep me company instead, 'kay gorgeous? ~:flirt:
Iskander 3.1
06-23-2009, 02:48
Ok, voices do freak me out. Yikes! And White_Eyes:D, I don't think you're a bad guy. Let's just all calm down. We'll keep you safe.
Yaropolk
06-23-2009, 02:50
Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.
Today vote: nolynch,
tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.
White_eyes:D
06-23-2009, 02:52
Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.
Today vote: nolynch,
tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.
Damn your good:2thumbsup:......I mean....YOUR ALL OUT TO GET me....*picks up his Plasma cutter*:dizzy2:
Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.
Today vote: nolynch,
tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.
This is probably the best option, actually. Although I find ATPG suspicious, there is too little evidence on him. Also, I'd rather not be lynched myself. Best to wait another night and see what new info we get. Perhaps a real suspect will turn up then.
Unvote, Vote: No Lynch.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 03:03
Chaotix-
You believe there is a cult that converts (and I agree, might I add). But you also believe that not lynching will help our situation. Please explain.
At the moment, I believe that not lynching might help because no one is voting for you, you're being very cryptic, and it will keep me alive at the moment.
It also may be that since this is a small game, only killing off the leader of the cult (if there is one, of course) may be sufficient to earn the town a victory. Otherwise, it would provide us with very little opportunity to win.
But the decision was mostly based on self-preservation.
Finally, if we are in agreement on the cult idea... who does it look like has been converted, by the write-up?
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 03:14
You seem to have quite a lot of interesting and specific theories about this cult, more than one might expect from an average, clueless townie.
Well, I can always ask the investigator to check you out, so no harm done if you don't get lynched. And then, if you turn up innocent, you can have me lynched, and you'll just be the cat's meow then, won't you?
If you want to investigate me, go ahead. I'm pretty much incapable of stopping you, although from my perspective it's a waste of time.
And again, all these theories are kind of just that- theories, speculation. I can't be sure that it's true, but it seems logical and makes sense to me.
Having you investigated would also be preferable to lynching you without evidence.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 03:35
Just as an aside, I don't think you're aware of the post I made where I explained which person I was. You seem to still remain mistaken on that point, but no harm done. I'll just repeat it; I was busy last night being watched by an enthusiastic young lady. Not my preferred method of spending an evening, for sure.
Now that you bring it up, it's not that I didn't catch your supposed reveal, it's just that I believe you are lying.
For one thing, Cultured Drizzt Fan has been roleplaying, for the most part, as a mercenary-like character. Second, if what you say is true, then your roleplaying is terrible, because you sound nothing remotely like how "Kadrn" is portrayed in the write-up. Finally, the lady in black who seduces "Jesse" seems to be much closer to the character you're portraying.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 03:51
:inquisitive:
Believing I am lying is plausible, but you believe I am a different, specific character? Based on what?
I have little control over how YLC writes my character in the writeup. He didn't exactly give me direction as to how to play it. I know I am a female who enjoys a good romp, and not a whole lot else about her.
Based on the fact that this lady in black has an "innocent face", and a "seductive voice" (roughly quoted from the write-up), which is very similar to the character you've been playing. I could be wrong, but I don't think there's another seductive character; that would be kind of redundant.
And then there's the fact that the person you claimed to be was a given a very masculine-sounding voice (although granted there is no gender mentioned), and that CDF has, as far as I can tell, roleplayed as a mercenary- which would make that character him.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 04:03
YLC has informed me that I have indeed been "DOING IT WRONG".
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Bush_doing_it_wrong.jpg
To be fair, I haven't been given much direction, and I frankly like the character that I'm playing much better. She makes me laugh. I will not be changing now, she's grown on me.
If I am that lady in the writeup, I was genuinely unaware of it.
:laugh4:
Ok, I'm still not sure whether to believe you, but I'll drop the subject as it's getting us nowhere, anyway.
Askthepizzaguy
06-23-2009, 04:14
If you're referring to Kadrn, that's me.
If I have a husky, masculine voice then this thing just got a whole lot creepier.
I dunno, I guess it just seemed that way from the wording. :shrug:
As long as you aren't counter-claimed, then I can believe you for now.
EDIT: From glancing over the Day 1 write-up, it seems CDF is probably Colbert Danielsson, so that gives me less reason to disbelieve you. I must be tired, or something, because I'm not concentrating well anywhere.
navarro951
06-23-2009, 05:24
Vote: No Lynch
Tratorix
06-23-2009, 06:25
I miss the good old days when these games were all about random suspicion and jumping at shadows. Now no one will even vote unless there's some sort of hard evidence. :thumbsdown:
A Very Super Market
06-23-2009, 06:56
This write-up is too incomprehensible
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 10:27
A mercenary HAH!!!! I am 45 and can barely hold a knife without accidentally cutting myself, If I was a mercenary I am not sure what I would do! :laugh4:
Too many women stalking the night, Serik not trust women, except mama. ATPG woman, but who else woman?
All I want is to just go home and be with my beautiful children and spend nights with my wife. If this charade continues, I will be here at least another year. Why not just just get on with our work so we all can go home without any trouble. You people really have to stop thinking about yourselves and think about the rest of us.
Vote: No Lynch
Yaropolk
06-23-2009, 14:05
I'm going to give it a shot assigning roles:
End Night One...
Townie Group 1 (???)
Jorg (Townie Group 1 Member 1) yawned as he leaned back upon his chair, his eyes drifting across the rows of service panels that corresponded to different sectors. By order of the Foreman (Townie Group 1 Member 2), Jorg was to lockdown Kadrn's (ATPG) room tonight, keeping the merc locked away. But Alexis (Townie Group 1 Member 3) had yet to show up and dawn was drawing near fast.
"Koum ohn vumahn! Vere ist she, vere kould she be? Bah, tha phoormahn veel be ont mein uss neicks sheepht."
Jorg began to light another cigarette, a habit he had picked up from the Head of Security, just as Alexis came into view-
-on the monitors. The death stick tumbled away from Jorg's mouth, and was quickly trampled upon on the floor as he began to scream and shout obscenities in his own tongue at Alexis.
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"Honestly, why are you here?" Kadrn looked quizzically at Alexis, who seemed to be locked in a minor fit of giggles, her eyes slightly glazed over. Kadrn had let her in on the notion that Alexis had something incredibly important to tell, but as soon as she was in, Alexis had simply stared at the Merc, rocking back and forth, her gaze unnerving yet delightful.
Kadrn waited patiently as the minutes ticked by, but finally the merc could no longer take it. "Okay, Alexis, your starting to creep me out, and I hang around murders and professional sociopaths - spill it or get the hell out." Alexis giggled, causing Kadrn to cringe slighlty at the immaturity, before Alexis held out her hands and from them-
-nothing appeared. "Surprise! Nothing! The most amazing thing ever! Perfect gift, ain't it? See ya round monkey wrench!" And with that, Alexis disappeared into the halls, leaving a stunned but a little more aware Kadrn behind.
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Townie Group 2 (Investigators)
Jenkins (Townie Group 2 Member 1) was happy with the report he had just gotten back from the authorities - seems Sullivan (White_Eyes) checked out, even if the old guy was a bit off his hover chair. "See, mighty fine sleuthing here Ak! Se what comes with hard work and determination? Why back in the Corps, we had-"
"Oh, stuff it you puppet - your not in the military anymore, you can pull the ECD's hand out your arse. I've heard enough of the ECD and the blasted Expeditionary Forces, or the stupid TGMC. You spit more propaganda then the Ministry of Intelligence - seriously, stop."
Jenkins seemed absolutely stunned by this sudden and onetime show of force from his partner (Townie Group 2 Member 2), and, his world suddenly changed, Jenkins needed time to go and sort his thoughts out and realign them to take in this new perspective, so he went to bed.
Either that, or Jenkins brain went into shock and he needed to lie down before it burst into flames and he strangled Akakios. But the world may never know.
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Sullivan Whitaker (white_eyes/B]) was one of those people who, for all intents and purposes, was a fine person and just as sane as the next...until, one got him riled up and he was off on one of his conspiracy theories. Sometimes the crew would throw one at him, a real wild one, just to see him rant through the night, in case Nevio started "cheating" at cards.
Tonight, Sullivan had made sure his plastifoil hat was secured tight and his collection of knives stolen from the kitchen were safely tucked under his pillow for the Forge Fairy - and any would be attacker, such as the rock monsters.
As Sullivan's slowly drifted off to sleep, he could feel a sudden relief upon his mind, and he began to wonder why on earth he was wearing a plastifoil hat. But he was too tired and promptly fell asleep before he could think it through.
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Jesse ([B]???) wandered the halls, disoriented and utterly lost, his head swirling with sudden confliction. He stumbled about like a drunken man, and finally fell into the arms of a lovely young, yet teary eyed, woman. (Cult Recruiter or Roleblock?)
In his delusional state, he couldn't help himself. "Wello dair lass, why you out so late on such a torrid night?" Jesse smiled up into the forlorn yet beautiful face, who wore the expression of dollish innocence. "Because I was looking for you, lost one. I've found you now, so all will be right. Come, with me..." Her voice had taken on a seductive and entrancing quality, literally hypnotizing Jesse in his delusional state as he pitched to and fro forward, just as the woman in her black stylized gown retreated into the shadows...
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I dont think this is white_eyes
That night, maddening laughter echoed through the halls, and stirred many people from their sleep, they all slowly gathered into the rec room, in hopes of inquiring where and who was laughing so. The Foreman could provide no answer until Jorg burst into the room and began speaking in high pitched, speed German.
"Jorg! Enough, just tell us!" The Foreman demanded.
Jorg gulped and finally took a deep breath. "They vrute et oupun za vulls! Oupun mein skheens! Koum! Sei!"
Quickly following Jorg into the display room, they all stared in awe at the mess. "It vust phien vuen I vent tu gu und gait soum kophee, bout zeen...theis..."
Upon the screens and walls, written in cheese whiz, written both backwards and sideways, was the following.
"Congratulations, my lobster-wearing monkeychaps! You have been selected with all due randomosity to be my personal deodorant-wielding shoes of doom (and quite possibly also lighter fluid). Please report to any room on this pork-infested crap-mining station that is without the presence of the color gray for your ridiculous orders. I will tolerate only some mutinies within the ranks of my alien legion of tennis-racket-breakers, and the rest will be put down with all due laziness and laser-ness. The only rule is that there are no rules. Thank you, and never come into my deli again."
At least one among the crowd giggled with delight and understanding of the message...
BEGIN DAY TWO!
A mercenary HAH!!!! I am 45 and can barely hold a knife without accidentally cutting myself, If I was a mercenary I am not sure what I would do! :laugh4:
:laugh4:
My mistake. It just seemed kind of like a mercenary to always be talking about when you're getting paid.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-23-2009, 19:22
I like to think of my self as the anti mercenary. Still want to get paid though. like I said, if it weren't for the ECD I would be in Malibu right now! those scum bags!!!!:furious3::furious3:
atheotes
06-23-2009, 23:50
hah... you guys talk so much. i am supposed to listen to all this? and vote? and do my work? i did not sign up for this.
Vote: Abstain
crap, i have work to do.
johnhughthom
06-23-2009, 23:59
Cultured Drizzt Fan, if you don't stop slagging off the ECD you may never see Malibu you pathetic whinging worm!!
Due to how I am feeling right now, round is extended until 10 AM EST tomorrow - sorry for the inconvenience, I am just not feeling up to it.
Askthepizzaguy
06-24-2009, 00:09
Cultured Drizzt Fan, if you don't stop slagging off the ECD you may never see Malibu you pathetic whinging worm!!
Hey now, be nice. You'll attract a lot more flies with honey. Want some?
johnhughthom
06-24-2009, 00:14
You know what you can do with that honey, and don't try any of your smart mouth lady talk with me missy. I see right through you. And don't try to make any double entendres out of that either. Man, they never taught me how to deal with things like this at boot camp...
Askthepizzaguy
06-24-2009, 00:34
Were you ever discharged under mysterious circumstances? ~:flirt:
navarro951
06-24-2009, 00:37
Were you ever discharged under mysterious circumstances? ~:flirt:
lol..
johnhughthom
06-24-2009, 00:39
You don't want to know about my mysterious discharges.
Damn it!! Now you've got me doing it, I said all along we shouldn't allow wenches on board. Bloody tease.
Is that the first post you've made this whole game, navarro?
FoS: navarro
navarro951
06-24-2009, 21:26
Is that the first post you've made this whole game, navarro?
FoS: navarro
no, i voted no lynch, and at the moment i simply have no suspicions. A good investigator keeps his hears open wider than his mouth friend.
Askthepizzaguy
06-24-2009, 21:31
A good investigator keeps his hears open wider than his mouth friend.
He's a witch! Burn him!
Round has FINALLY ended *hates RL* write up to follow within the hour.
End Day Two
The second day since the Foreman had called for the meetings became intensely interesting when Sullivan Whitaker began to preach about something called "Random.Org" and how it's wisdom guided his actions.
"Truly, it is but a miracle that it has chosen me so as it's prophet! I shall bring the light of the RandomPope into this dark, cold mechanical world! Even if I don't want to and I think it's totally unfair, oh blessed be your most ineffable forsight my host of hosts, how I hate and depise thee as I most joyously spread your wisdom!"
Kadrn was quick to leap upon Sullivan and began to restrain him, along with a few other members of the crew. But Sullivan struggled back, laughing as he did so. "But can you not see how gracious he is, the bastard who strips away your very free will in the name of freedom, so warm and comforting his embrace is! Release me, for I must make myself a better target!"
Kadrn just hit Sullivan over the head harder. "Shut up you old fool! I knew it had to be someone like you, crazy as quantum physics. Foreman, do you have anything I can tie this guy up with so we ca-" Kadrn is thrown across the room as Sullivan gains a burst of prodigious strength, and producing a plasma cutter, dives at the Foreman with manical glee, quickly taking him hostage.
"DON'T NO ONE COME CLOSER! I suggest you all change your minds or you'll not hear a word of the great one, so undeserving of his iron steel grip of painful release!" The Foreman remained remarkably calm through his ordeal, and began to negotiate with Sullivan.
"Whitaker...Whitaker! Attention!"
"You do not order me filth! Yes sir, I serve the one true god!"
"I am not ordering you, I am asking you - spare my life, and you can preach your holy word."
"And so? What if I don't?"
"Then you die, for they will not let you live."
Sullivan looked across at the 14 stern, on edge faces, and decided that the Foreman's deal was a good one, and released him. As the Foreman twisted away from his captor, fixing his uniform as he did so, he looked over to John, and gave a nod that no one else saw.
Turning to the group, he pulled off his engineers cap and held it out. "Please put your vote into this here cap. Please ignore Sullivan as a choice for now, we will be handling him personally." The Foreman waited until each person had put their slip of paper into the hat, and then went back to the card table to sort and count them.
But halfway through, Kadrn and Smith broke out into heated argument.
"You know to much! How on earth could you gauge theres a cult aboard!"
"Now look here, I don't take to being insulted well, and I say there is a cult, how else can you explain Sullivans behavior, and the crap Alexis pulled from the cams last night?"
"Yea, so a cult so explains it! If there is one, I think your at the head of it!"
"Kadrn, you better start making sense...or I'll be revoking my fighting policy..."
"Bring it - you think you scare me little man?"
The Foreman was already up, the votes scattered upon the floor. "Enough, both of you!" Kadrn and Smith backed off, but it wasn't his words so much as his powerful presence that settled the dispute instantly. "I suggest you all return to your rooms - I'll announce the results over the loudspeaker."
With an inaudible sigh, since most were waiting for the exciting conclusion and hopefully seeing someone dragged off to be forgotten in the brig, everyone silently left the Rec Room, as the Foreman went back to the slips of scattered paper and began to recount in the dim light, alone.
An hour later, it was announced the crew had decided to let everyone go free.
No one has been lynched today - Begin Night Two
Free to go about their business
Askthepizzaguy
Tratorix
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Atheotos
Khazaar
Beskar
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Those locked in the Brig
Those sucking Vacuum
Votes this round
The Flax - 1 (White Eyes)
Whites Eyes - 2 (Khaan, AVSM)
Chaotix - 5 (ATPG. John)
No Lynch - 5 (Iskander, Yaropolk, Chaotix, Navarro, Beskar)
ATPG - 1 (Tratorix)
Abstain - 3 (CDF, TheFlax, Atheotos)
Missing Votes
Khazaar
Any comments or corrections, please PM or post in thread.
I made mention that AVSM was to be replaced - however, I was mistaken, and I am sorry for my rudeness AVSM.
NIGHT ACTIONS PEOPLE! You have 24 hours!
Well, that was a very revealing write-up, I'd say. I had a feeling about white_eyes... perhaps we should've lynched him after all. Still, the previous write-up did point to him as innocent.
For those who wish to know, I am John Smith in the write-up.
Yaropolk
06-25-2009, 14:43
YLC - could you do a summary thread for this game please? With all the name translations we have to do it's a pain to keep finding writeup posts.
Yaropolk
06-25-2009, 14:45
Well, that was a very revealing write-up, I'd say. I had a feeling about white_eyes... perhaps we should've lynched him after all. Still, the previous write-up did point to him as innocent.
For those who wish to know, I am John Smith in the write-up.
The writeups don't mention a John Smith
Askthepizzaguy
06-25-2009, 21:07
There is a Smith in the writeup, incidentally. He was the feisty fellow arguing with me. It seems the writeup mirrors the events of the day phase.
As such, I'd like you less talkative, lurky types to start participating more so we can know your name.
A Very Super Market
06-25-2009, 21:21
Most of us are trying to get some profit out of this :daisy:-hole....
There is a Smith in the writeup, incidentally. He was the feisty fellow arguing with me. It seems the writeup mirrors the events of the day phase.
As such, I'd like you less talkative, lurky types to start participating more so we can know your name.
Precisely - every write up is a reflection of the phase it was written for.
atheotes
06-25-2009, 21:33
There is a Smith in the writeup, incidentally. He was the feisty fellow arguing with me. It seems the writeup mirrors the events of the day phase.
As such, I'd like you less talkative, lurky types to start participating more so we can know your name.
you want me to talk more? on top of doing this stupid job? i dont get paid to talk...hah..why am i even answering you?
Askthepizzaguy
06-25-2009, 21:37
You're answering me because you know how much I love an eloquent, well-spoken man. I'll see you in my quarters.
atheotes
06-25-2009, 21:44
now that makes sense... the one thing that could possibly brighten up my life in this hellhole:eyebrows:
johnhughthom
06-25-2009, 22:06
Akakios get your ass back to guard duties!!
Looks at Kadrn
And no witty comments from you about how attractive that ass is girlie...
Askthepizzaguy
06-25-2009, 22:39
*muffled reply*
Night has ended, write up commencing...
End Night Two...
Alexis sipped from her cup of coffee as her other hand danced across the keyboard, her eyes glued to the screen. Every last one had been switched to monitor Benedict Fawkes, who was sleeping peacefully in his room.
"Vit efar diztouhb jou thut ve are enfudeng hez prifucie?"
Alexis started at Jorg's entrance, and did a quick double take. "Jorg, are you drunk?" Her eyes drifted down the bottle at his side, half empty, and Alexis let out an audible sigh.
"Vhut? Ist dere soometing vrung aboot dreenkeng zat jou do nut leike?"
"Yes, Jorg, very wrong. You know the Foreman set requirements- Jorg stop drinking and listen!" Alexis made a grab for the bottle, but Jorg pulled away. "I du nut shtup you vrum ghetteng druonk, vhj do you shtop me?"
"Because Jorg, the- you know what, screw it. I'm off tonight, have fun Jorg."
"Dunt gu, you meiss ze puhtee!"
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John Jenkins sat watching the fax machine expectantly as Akakios snored lazily off to the side in the Head of Security's office. "Come on baby, come to papa! Any minute now! Annnnnyyyy....AKAKIOS, stop snoring, for the love of the almighty, you could wake the dead!"
Akakios shook himself awake. "My snoring wouldn't be an issue if you would just give up and finally get to sleep yourself, instead of just sitting there like a dog waiting for a treat - Earth Colony will most likely send it tomorrow." Akakios waited for a bit, but still Jenkins refused to move. "You want me to go get some candles and we can hold a vigil, or would you rather just enshrine the fax machine boss?"
"See, I am in far tooo good a mood for you to ruin it Ak. I could just imagine what the Terran Galactic Marine Corp would do to you, and I fall asleep to such thoughts."
"I am glad my possible suffering amuses you."
"Oh, but it does, it does...HA!"
Jenkins roared with pride as the machine finally began spitting out a report, and with enthusiasm, Jenkins ripped it from the machine. However, his face quickly became a contortion of puzzlement.
"What in the hell does 'Khaan is made of Ponded ducks' have to do with the file I requested?"
Akakios burst out laughing as he struggled his way out of the room to find his bed, his night made as he left Jenkins in wonderment.
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Tiberius Kelly was settling down for the night, checking his door to make sure the autolock was on, and getting his work clothes out for tomorrows shift. As Kelly went about his chores, his eyes drifted to a row of pictures of his family. "Oh, I can't wait to get home and see you guys. Don't worry darling, I'll make it in time - just got to be rid of this fool who thinks it's funny to break our equipment."
Kelly quickly reached over and gave each picture a kiss, his hearting warming to the thought of seeing his family once more. As he finished his chores and crawled into bed, his lights dimmed, and then went completely out. Kelly sat up in bed, fear suddenly gripping him. "Who...who's there! Answer me!"
The only reply was a flash of silver and a thud as a knife pierced Kelly's skull, killing him instantly. A figure from the darkness approached the lifeless body of Kelly, and lit an archaic match, and tossed it upon Kelly's bed. "Just to make sure."
As the door to Kelly's room opened and closed behind the intruder, the flames began to engulf the bed, and the night stand where the family photo's stood. Higher and higher the flames licked, until the glass cracked from the heat and the hungry flames dived in and began to warp, blister, and devour it's meal.
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John Smith sat up late during the night, reading a book on advanced particle physics. So totally engrossed was he, he did not notice the intruder in his room, sitting across from him, cognac in hand, feet crossed and body relaxed.
"Evening, Mr.Smith"
John nearly jumped out of his skin and fell to the floor, but just as quickly righted himself and backed away into a corner. Horror gripped him and prevented him from saying anything further as he looked upon the creature that tried to look human, sitting in the chair.
Taking a sip, the intruder continued. "Do you know that human emotion is a wondrous thing? To feel is such an incredible thing, you would die if it were to go missing had you experienced it for so long. I could never live without my emotions, could you Mr.Smith?"
Taking a final sip, the intruder set his glass to the side and reached over into smiths overcoat and pulled out a small bottle of medication. "For emotional stability...bah! Doctors now a days, robbing everyone of their feelings, both good and bad, and oh do we need the bad, even more so then the good. For how else are we to affirm our existence, or that their is such a thing as good, if we do not have the bad? Don't you agree, Mr.Smith?"
"I understand Mr.Smith, this is all quite sudden, but I've taken a personal interest in you, and I want to see you do well, take you under my wing. So, since your having such a wonderful time, I'd thought I'd balance things out for you and make your time that much sweeter - you'll thank me in the the end Mr.Smith. They always do."
And with that, both the thing that should not be, and the bottle of pills, slowly dissipated into a thick, chocking smog and oozing ichor. A laugh echoed through the room, and John looked around with a panicked filled eye.
As his heart rate returned to normal, John began to question whether or not it had been a dream, and he reached over and pulled himself back up into bed, pulling the covers close. "Just a dream, a really, really fu-"
Billowing with sudden energy, the sheets flapped open, razor sharp teeth lining the undercover, and it spoke with a childish glee of a 6 year old. "I'll be watching too! Have fun and don't let the bed bugs bite! Om, nom, nom, nom!"
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Serik Zoltánfi was wandering the halls, searching for Benedict's room. "Ziss is terribul, I ahm su tutally lost...how deid ziss happen? I thuht I wuld knuw my way aroun here by nuw, but uf coarse...Sekshun B, Sek- vell, ello thar."
Serik stood face to face with a walking pile of bedsheets. Akward silence pervaded the room as both seemed to stare at each other...well, Serik at least thought it was staring at him.
"Kahn I heulp you?"
The sheets jittered about meaninglessly and Serik began to wonder about why he was talking to a pile of sheets, until it finally answered back.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOODDD, WRARARGARRGARRA!" It said as it leapt upon Serik and began to rip and tear at him, Serik screaming in agony. Death came slowly for Serik, for Serik had always been a fighter...or Death got stuck in interstellar traffic. The world may never know.
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As the crew gathered in the morning, they were shocked to see all of the food canisters in the mess hall on the floor, arranged to spell out a message in Braille.
"Come on down, and welcome to the Fiery Pits of the Foreman's Arms! How may we spill your guts today? You've been culled from the delectable selection of rock-eating cheese miners to be my new whimsical playthings- I mean, ugly smunderlings!Please don't mind the windshield wipers all over the ceiling, my parrot left them there while distributing street lamps amongst the undead skeletons. Now, everybody report to a room that has the letter "O" in its name for your spinal twistings, and don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain! He's only there to jump out and stab you with a rusty spoon if you're too obedient. Happy Birthday!"
Free to go about their business
Askthepizzaguy
Tratorix
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Atheotos
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Those locked in the Brig
Those sucking Vacuum
Khazaar
Beskar
Votes this round
Missing Votes
Begin Day Three...
Please stand by for feedback PM's.
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-26-2009, 11:51
Vote: tratorix
why? because that is what the dice gods say.
I am willing to bet he is a agent of the ECD!!!!! :furious3::furious3::furious3:
YLC had too much fun in killing me. :cry:
Yaropolk
06-26-2009, 13:49
Hm...Interesting now CDF is voting using random.org as well...
YLC - Tratorix's in game name is Tratorix?
Hm...Interesting now CDF is voting using random.org as well...
YLC - Tratorix's in game name is Benedict Fawkes?
Fixed :beam:
Yaropolk
06-26-2009, 17:32
2 people voting using random.org and 2 kills...could be related, could be coincidence. If its the former then there appears to be a cult leader among us who doesnt kill, only converts, and crazies who he converted. As far as we know CDF is Colbert Daniellson and White Eyes is Sullivan (missed the first name if someone has it) which doesn't match up with conversion writeups:
First day "Jesse" was wigged out by a lady in black
2nd day I dont see a conversion, just John Smith (Chaotix) getting his meds taken away...
Your thoughts gentlemen?
FOS CDF
FOS White Eyes
Edit: and today I remembered to wear my titanium gorget, so no funny stuff WhiteEyes!
Iskander 3.1
06-26-2009, 17:37
While we're getting drunk at night, people are dying. What kind of madness is this?
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-26-2009, 18:12
Unvote: Tratorix Vote: Yaropolk
the gods have spoken to me once again
Ummmmm, yes. Well I guess that makes me three for three, I´m not running well lately...
And my death???? Killed by Bedsheets? @§!*+#_.
seireikhaan
06-26-2009, 19:44
Vote: Navarro
Speak up lad, or forever hold your peace.
Iskander 3.1
06-26-2009, 20:10
Can't you see that he's so scared he's unable to speak? Leave the poor man alone!
Askthepizzaguy
06-26-2009, 20:28
vote: A Very Super Market
Minimal participation, no discussion.
White_eyes:D
06-26-2009, 20:31
FOS White Eyes
Edit: and today I remembered to wear my titanium gorget, so no funny stuff WhiteEyes!
I am waiting for the voice of Random.org......so hey, YLC??? I don't really know or care anymore.....hopefully I can just vote myself....and try and lynch that :daisy: who messed up my ability's.....Even if I knew who was doing this...(Which I don't but suspect:inquisitive:....) the odds of voting for him are.....16-1?:juggle2:
Edit:If you include "No lynch"
Yaropolk
06-26-2009, 20:33
vote: A Very Super Market
Minimal participation, no discussion.
Lets put some pressure on him to speak up. Vote AVSM
White_eyes:D
06-26-2009, 20:36
Vote:Atheotes he is out to get me.....*runs down the hall naked screaming*
A Very Super Market
06-26-2009, 20:54
Well hi! How is everyone?
Frankly, I can't make too much sense out of this game. This place is too insane. What do you want me to do?
Askthepizzaguy
06-26-2009, 20:55
I'll unvote you if you tell me your name.
A Very Super Market
06-26-2009, 21:02
Sasha Polzin, oft mistaken for a woman, waiting to earn some money.
Sasha Polzin, oft mistaken for a woman, waiting to earn some money.
Sasha is a guys name as well :brood: - it's a Russian diminutive of Aleksandr in your case.
Askthepizzaguy
06-26-2009, 21:06
very well. I'll unvote you.
unvote, vote: Atheotes
You never even thanked me for last night, sweet thing.
A Very Super Market
06-26-2009, 21:09
Sasha is a guys name as well :brood: - it's a Russian diminutive of Aleksandr in your case.
Well yes, but non-Russians don't know that.
When in doubt, Vote: atheotes
'Khaan is made of Ponded ducks'
John Smith sat up late during the night, reading a book on advanced particle physics. So totally engrossed was he, he did not notice the intruder in his room, sitting across from him, cognac in hand, feet crossed and body relaxed.
"Evening, Mr.Smith"
John nearly jumped out of his skin and fell to the floor, but just as quickly righted himself and backed away into a corner. Horror gripped him and prevented him from saying anything further as he looked upon the creature that tried to look human, sitting in the chair.
Taking a sip, the intruder continued. "Do you know that human emotion is a wondrous thing? To feel is such an incredible thing, you would die if it were to go missing had you experienced it for so long. I could never live without my emotions, could you Mr.Smith?"
Taking a final sip, the intruder set his glass to the side and reached over into smiths overcoat and pulled out a small bottle of medication. "For emotional stability...bah! Doctors now a days, robbing everyone of their feelings, both good and bad, and oh do we need the bad, even more so then the good. For how else are we to affirm our existence, or that their is such a thing as good, if we do not have the bad? Don't you agree, Mr.Smith?"
"I understand Mr.Smith, this is all quite sudden, but I've taken a personal interest in you, and I want to see you do well, take you under my wing. So, since your having such a wonderful time, I'd thought I'd balance things out for you and make your time that much sweeter - you'll thank me in the the end Mr.Smith. They always do."
And with that, both the thing that should not be, and the bottle of pills, slowly dissipated into a thick, chocking smog and oozing ichor. A laugh echoed through the room, and John looked around with a panicked filled eye.
As his heart rate returned to normal, John began to question whether or not it had been a dream, and he reached over and pulled himself back up into bed, pulling the covers close. "Just a dream, a really, really fu-"
Billowing with sudden energy, the sheets flapped open, razor sharp teeth lining the undercover, and it spoke with a childish glee of a 6 year old. "I'll be watching too! Have fun and don't let the bed bugs bite! Om, nom, nom, nom!"
Vote: khaan
johnhughthom
06-26-2009, 21:33
This is all hurting my head, what's going on here???
Where's my gun,
huh?
Vote?
What's a vote?
Where's that sexy lady, with her funny talk and sexy walk? I miss her...
ECD!!
Help,
I don't know what to do...
Yaropolk
06-26-2009, 21:52
Sasha Polzin, oft mistaken for a woman, waiting to earn some money.
Unvote AVSM
Khaan - would you care to share your name? You're on the short list of people who havent appeared in a writeup yet.
Iskander 3.1
06-26-2009, 22:34
Chaotix, I'm missing the khaan connection. Could you elaborate, please?
seireikhaan
06-26-2009, 23:36
You want ma name? Alrighty, then, I s'pose. Jesse O'Donnell.
Anyways, I think I'll unvote: Navarro & Vote: JohnHuthom
Yaropolk
06-26-2009, 23:42
Hold off on lynching the crazies everyone. Lets hear what Jesse has to say.
So Jesse, tell us what you remember from the first night.
johnhughthom
06-26-2009, 23:46
Jesse, you waste of your father's love juice, if you are going to vote for me at least spell my bloody name correctly!!
Kids these days, no damn respect.
mutter, mutter, mutter
Iskander 3.1
06-27-2009, 01:24
I'm just...I'm just so scared
Vote: Abstain
Iskander 3.1
06-27-2009, 01:27
...but then again, I know who I can trust. *Thrusts finger at Atheotes* and it's not you, son!
Unvote: Abstain
Vote: Atheotes
Yaropolk
06-27-2009, 01:51
Danke Khaan
Vote Atheotes
Atheotes means No God, does it not?
atheotes
06-27-2009, 04:23
very well. I'll unvote you.
unvote, vote: Atheotes
You never even thanked me for last night, sweet thing.
whoa... you need a thanks for talking with me? bcos thats all you did before stupid boss yanked me... one more reason i hate my job!!! :furious3: thank you for making it more frustrating!
there! you got your thanks!
atheotes
06-27-2009, 04:26
Danke Khaan
Vote Atheotes
Atheotes means No God, does it not?
yes it does... after seeing this place i have come to that decision :laugh4:
and any of you numb nuts care to explain the bandwagon on me? :inquisitive:
round extended for another 12 hours do to RL (i.e. - to tired to comb through the thread, find everyone's votes, and make a coherent write up)
atheotes
06-27-2009, 05:56
Vote:Atheotes he is out to get me.....*runs down the hall naked screaming*
care to explain...
since you started this Vote: White_Eyes
Tratorix
06-27-2009, 07:01
This is all of your faults. You all wanted to sit back and do nothing and now we're all dead or worse! I hope you all choke, starting with you, vile woman! Vote: ATPG
Askthepizzaguy
06-27-2009, 07:13
No booty for you tonight. Not until your attitude improves, mister! :whip:
Ok maybe a little. But I won't do that special thing you always like.
Askthepizzaguy
06-27-2009, 09:14
Meh... unvote, vote: Navarro951
Also interested to know your name, stranger. Why don't you come over here and chat for awhile. :kiss2:
Cultured Drizzt fan
06-27-2009, 12:59
wow, chaos reigns. Everything seems to happen when I sleep......
johnhughthom
06-27-2009, 18:20
Vote:atheotes
Why?
What do you mean why? Because I said so that's why.
Coming on my mining operation, questioning my decisions...
Why I oughta...
johnhughthom
06-27-2009, 18:24
OK, OK I get it.
Unvote Vote:Navarro
Yaropolk
06-27-2009, 20:11
unvote Atheotes
Vote khaan
Jesse, I do insist that you tell us what transpired with you and the woman in black on night one.
atheotes
06-27-2009, 20:29
urg... i hate this job. i cant even vote who i want to...
unvote, Vote:Navarro
White_eyes:D
06-27-2009, 20:32
care to explain...
since you started this Vote: White_Eyes
Random.Org says, your out to get me:dizzy2:.....*whispers to himself and runs off*:sweatdrop:
Round has finally ended, votes tallied, and write up to begin.
End Day Three...
The recent and sudden spat of deaths had sent the mining crew of the rig had sent them into a frenzy that day to find the killer amongst them. Guilt was thrown around like a cheap wine, but throughout the supposed "discussion" there was an underlying current of agreement - Akakios was guilty.
He tried to explain, he tried to reason, he tried to ask why they were choosing him of all people, yet no reply came except everyone felt it was best.
"Don't worry Akakios, the cells are pretty decent - and it will only be until we figure out who's actually doing the killings if it's not you."
Akakios, already tired of trying to shrug off the blame, decided to give in, and he was summarily handcuffed and escorted off the bridge. As everyone settled around to hear further instructions from the Foreman, a shot rang out - Benedict Fawkes held a gun in his hand and had tried to kill the Foreman, who was saved only by the tears streaming down Benedicts face and the shaking of his hand.
"Yooouuu let Serik die! It's your fault there is even a saboteur aboard! It's you who hires everyone, you who has our fat files sitting comfortably on his shelf! You should have known one of us could have killed, that one of us was mad! You should have done something instead of holding this farce of justice! It's not that you want to find the Sabotuer, it's that you want all the profit for yourself! Isn't it! I bet your the one killing us off!"
The other crew members slowly took a step back, but John Jenkins took a step forward. He had faced down countless other soldiers, was a veteran of nearly 20 campaigns, had seen some of the most horrific things man could inflict upon another, and yet the one thing he always had to summon courage for was to talk a soldier out of blind, agonizing rage and vengeance. This was no different.
"Son, give me the gun, please."
"No! Not until he answers for his crimes!"
"He will, if he is found guilty, but killing him isn't going to solve it, and it won't bring Serik back."
"I don't care! Damn this universe and everything in it! Damn it to hell for taking everything away from me!
"Son, come on now - not everything is gone, you still got yourself and still got your life ahead of you...please, give me the gun."
"You, your right, I still have a whole life ahead of me...a painful misery filled life with nothing but loneliness to accompany me!"
Serik pulled the gun up to his head and Jenkins heart beat picked up.
"Now son, but it down, no need to go and do that."
"No."
"Please, put the gun down, this isn't going to solve anything."
"Like your willingness to protect a murder is going to solve anything?"
"Now hang on, if you want to see justice done, your going to have to keep living."
"I don't care about living - just as you don't care about what is right"
Jenkins had been steadily inching forward to Benedict, and it was then that he leaped forward and tackled him to the ground, trying to wrestle the weapon from Benedict. A shot rang out, and Jenkins pulled away, a bullet in his gut. Benedict's hand and face, now covered in blood, shook from shock, his eyes empty.
"No...no...Noooooo!" Before anyone could do anything, Benedict brought the gun up to his head and pulled the trigger, splattering his brains across the rest in the room and the compartment.
The Foreman had seemed unfazed throughout the whole ordeal and was quick to call the medic up to take care of Jenkins. Turning to the crowd, he said with grim faced determination, "It appears the situation is more dire then I had thought - I am canceling rest today until we find our killer. I suggest you start discussing again - once you have come to a conclusion, I will release you."
Begin Day Four
Atheotes has been lynched, and Tratorix has committed suicide.
Free to go about their business
Askthepizzaguy
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Iskander 3.1
Chaotix
Shinseikhaan
navarro951
johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
Yaropolk
White_Eyes:D
TheFlax
Those locked in the Brig
Atheotos
Those sucking Vacuum
Khazaar
Beskar
Tratorix
Votes this round
Yaropolk - 1 (CDF)
Navarro - 4 (ATPG, Johnhughthom, Atheotes)
ATPG - 1 (Tratorix)
Atheotes - 5 (White Eyes, TheFlax, Iskander, Chaotix)
Khaan - 1 (Yaropolk)
Johnhughthom - 1 (Khaan)
Missing Votes
AVSM
Navarro
Apologies for being slow with the write up - the next one will be on time, as everyone following it. I have had some issues the past few days with an effed up schedule.
seireikhaan
06-28-2009, 03:49
Vote: johnhughthom
Care to explain why your little vote change at the end? That was most peculiar that you changed your mind in four minutes.
atheotes
06-28-2009, 06:16
white eyes, the flax, iskander, chaotix - have some explaining to do... atleast white-eyes responded...
there is atleast 1 mafia in there...
i wouldnt be surprised if the town lost this game...some of the townies behavior can only be described as odd :dizzy2:
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