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Tratorix

06-28-2009, 06:08

Night 3 Write Up

Turanga Leela (Diana Abnoba) was enjoying a night of solitude in her quarters. She wasn't planning on coming out until morning, when she would be safe from the mafia, but would still have to deal with Zapp Brannigan.She was just about to doze off when she heard an odd buzzing sound coming from the closet. Walking inside to investigate, she fell through a hole in the floor and was ground into a fine powder by a woodchipper.

Calculon (CDF) was enjoying his midnight stroll. A robot of his stature couldn't be cooped up too long, even on a boat as luxurious as this. It might damage his artistic greatness. He hadn't been walking for long when he saw what to most people would be an odd sight. A tent, dressed up to look like a comedy club, had been erected in the middle of the hallway, "Finally, some entertainment! I was beginning to think I would die of boredom on this cruise!" Calculon entered and sat down at the only table in front of the makeshift stage. The comedian walked out on stage shortly after.
"Hi everybody, who's ready to laugh? Hey have ya ever noticed how dry cleaning bots never get your clothes completely dry?"
"Ha ha ha, it's so true" Calculon chortled, sipping his drink and sitting back to enjoy the show.
" And what's the deal with airline food..." The performance went on and on and Calculon laughed and laughed. He laughed so hard that his processors overheated, causing an explosion that showered bits of Calculon all over the room. The comedian left the stage smiling shortly thereafter.

Everyone was nervous at the next meeting. Their eyes were constantly drawn to the half eaten plate of sushi (which was rotting by now), the statue of robot jesus and the newest addition, a big bowl of jello... with a single eye floating in it. "Well" Kif began "we should probably get this started, so begin voting." Before anyone could say anything, a harsh gasp was heard from the back of the room. Doctor Ogden Wernstrom (Lord Winter) had apparently helped himself to some of the jello and was choking on the eyeball. No attempt was made to save him and the day went on as normal.

Alive (7):
pevergreen
AVSM
White eyes
Beskar
YLC
Splitpersonality
Death is yonder

Killed by Mafia (5):
Captain Blackadder
atheotes
ATPG
Diana Abnoba
CDF

Lynched (2):
Khazaar
Shinseikhaan

Wogged (1):
Lord Winter

Begin Day 4. Phase ends in 24 hours.

Death is yonder

06-28-2009, 06:22

Night 3 Write Up
Everyone was nervous at the next meeting. Their eyes were constantly drawn to the half eaten plate of sushi (which was rotting by now), the statue of robot jesus and the newest addition, a big bowl of jello... with a single eye floating in it. "Well" Kif began "we should probably get this started, so begin voting." Before anyone could say anything, a harsh gasp was heard from the back of the room. Doctor Ogden Wernstrom (Lord Winter) had apparently helped himself to some of the jello and was choking on the eyeball. No attempt was made to save him and the day went on as normal. [/I]

:no::no::sweatdrop::sweatdrop::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

Alive (7):
pevergreen
AVSM
White eyes
Beskar
YLC
Splitpersonality
Death is yonder

:no:

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 06:51

Doctor? I don't think so.

Comedian, eh? Hmm.....
Oh wait, Zoidberg is dead already. Well, he wasn't funny.

Vote: Death is Yonder.

I'm tired of your miming!

Splitpersonality

06-28-2009, 06:54

Wernstrom wasn't necessarially useful.

IIRC he was a jerk in the show so :/

Death is yonder

06-28-2009, 06:55

Doctor? I don't think so.

Comedian, eh? Hmm.....
Oh wait, Zoidberg is dead already. Well, he wasn't funny.

Vote: Death is Yonder.

I'm tired of your miming!

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

:2thumbsup::2thumbsup::2thumbsup:

:smash::smash::smash:

:yes::yes::beam::beam:

:egypt:

:clown:

~D

ULC

06-28-2009, 06:56

Doctor? I don't think so.

Comedian, eh? Hmm.....
Oh wait, Zoidberg is dead already. Well, he wasn't funny.

Vote: Death is Yonder.

I'm tired of your miming!

Vote: AVSM

Unusually active - can I ask why you pay attention here, yet not in my game?

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 07:14

pevergreen

06-28-2009, 07:27

Oh my god! I have discovered the identity of the true villain!

The neutrals!

Or as they are represented here, AVSM.

There is no doubt that he is confirmed to be guilty of neutrality.

Vote: AVSM

Death is yonder

06-28-2009, 07:56

Night 3 Write Up

White eyes
Beskar
Splitpersonality

:feedback::feedback::feedback::feedback::feedback:

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 08:04

Incidentally, pevergreen is innocent.

ULC

06-28-2009, 08:12

Because I don't like your game. :clown:

The real answer is, because I have an important role in this game, namely, an investigator. :clown:

Because I like to use clowns :clown:

And, because, despite proving myself right in my investigation of CDF being Calculon (Without him role-playing) you are voting for me, and I am in danger of being lynched by a mafioso.

Vote: YLC

Your not indanger - your only indanger if your the best case. Honestly, why so paranoid? I've seen claimed investigators "find" mafia only to win the game because no one was willing to question them. There are several possible explanations why you knew CDF was Calculon, so let me rephrase my statement - if your an investigator with an infallible defense as to why your innocent, why do you retaliate and hammer home your innocence as if it was untenable?

Splitpersonality

06-28-2009, 08:15

I don't have much to say *shrug*

I'm no protown role, my only purpose is to tally votes and handle paperwork.

I really wish I had more input for you guys :/

Diana Abnoba

06-28-2009, 08:26

Killed by a chipper, well I guess I should have let you in my room last night Zapp. Maybe you could have saved me. Now we will never be together again (finally some peace from his groping).

Death is yonder

06-28-2009, 08:28

Rules:
No screenshots, or quoting pm's from the host. You may reveall your role privately or in thread at any time, though.

Your not indanger - your only indanger if your the best case. Honestly, why so paranoid? I've seen claimed investigators "find" mafia only to win the game because no one was willing to question them. There are several possible explanations why you knew CDF was Calculon, so let me rephrase my statement - if your an investigator with an infallible defense as to why your innocent, why do you retaliate and hammer home your innocence as if it was untenable?

:bow:

Diana Abnoba

06-28-2009, 08:38

I knew CDF was Calculon before. AVSM "reveled" last round, if mafia wanted him dead, he would be already (would have been a better choice then me). So I feel, as I did before that AVSM is not our investigator (did I make you nervous AVSM, with my doubts last round) is that why I'm dead now. Or is this all just a coincidence.

pevergreen

06-28-2009, 10:17

My god people! Have the neutrals gotten to you all?

AVSM is guilty!

There is no doubt about this. Do I really have to come out and say it?

White_eyes:D

06-28-2009, 16:37

Vote:AVSM *feels his animal instincts kicking in....*

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 17:25

So..... you want my PM? I'm not sure.

You see, I don't deal with mimes.......

ULC

06-28-2009, 18:49

So..... you want my PM? I'm not sure.

You see, I don't deal with mimes.......

It's not just DIY, it's the town AVSM. Stop stalling and actually defend yourself.

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 18:55

I'm too tired to understand any amount of sublety. If you want my PM, then say so.

ULC

06-28-2009, 18:56

I'm too tired to understand any amount of sublety. If you want my PM, then say so.

Fine then, let your laziness be the death of you if you wish to remain uncooperative.

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 18:59

You don't want a PM. Okay then.

Beskar

06-28-2009, 19:47

The real answer is, because I have an important role in this game, namely, an investigator. :clown:

Lie, you only investigated once in all 4 or so turns in my mini-mafia.

Vote: AVSM

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 20:09

The first one resulted in a first round lynch...

And the second one resulted in my lynch after I missed 1 out of 2 nights.

Splitpersonality

06-28-2009, 22:37

If we can indeed share PMs I would like yours AVSM, if not then don't bother.

pevergreen

06-28-2009, 23:06

Heres the plan men: Lynch the crap out of AVSM. I can assure you he stands for everything we don't stand for.

And he told me you guys look like dorks.

(edit OOC: I watched the episode where they invade the bouncing planet. :grin2:)

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 23:26

With two kills each night, lynching me ends up losing the game for us.

Beskar

06-28-2009, 23:28

With two kills each night, lynching me ends up losing the game for Mafia.

:smash:

pevergreen

06-28-2009, 23:29

It does. For you.

The mafia.

The guilty ones.

A Very Super Market

06-28-2009, 23:41

Heh. So I guess it wouldn't make a difference if I released my PM, would it?

See ya in hell! Oh wait, the devil's dead. Hmm....

I want to die by my own hand...

Unvote: YLC, Vote: AVSM

And treat you to some wine.

pevergreen

06-29-2009, 00:01

Good, good.

Earth respects your decision.

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 00:06

See ya in hell! Oh wait, the devil's dead. Hmm....

Yeah, but when you die you go to hell. So... I'll see you in hell?

ULC

06-29-2009, 00:19

Unvote, Vote: AVSM

Making sure.

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 01:46

Wait, the devil enjoys hell, so if he goes to hell when he dies, it's not reall hell for him is it?

Boggles me mind.

Vote:AVSM sorry, it looks as if you're going down...

Tally:
AVSM 5 - (Pever, White_eyes, Beskar, AVSM, YLC, Split)

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 01:48

In the show South Park, Saddam Hussein went to heaven because he enjoyed hell too much.

The Robot Devil goes to real hell because he enjoys Robot Hell too much. :laugh4: And I use the term "real hell" loosely.

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 02:23

Well played, M. Mafia. You will go down as the greatest ever, following me! I will die the graceful death of any Mexican. In a hail of gunfire, and maybe some nice food as well.

ULC

06-29-2009, 02:36

Alright, hang on people, I know it's a bit late to reverse the voting, but the entire town just followed me on a WHIM. That's not good, we need to start thinking about our votes more, and I know it's kind of obvious, but the mafia is among those who voted for AVSM.

Unvote, Vote:SplitPersonality.

You've claimed all along that there has been nothing special about you, yet it's a given that their is something special about each person. I'm not asking for a reveal per see, but claiming your nothing special is hiding behind mediocrity.

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 02:48

ULC

06-29-2009, 03:01

I already told you what IS special about me, I note it in every post I make.

I DO ALL THE TALLIES, or at least whenever I vote, and I do the paperwork.

That is all my ability is, I am required to post tallies *shrugs*

Really, I wish it were more, but I guess it's important to like, the host.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

That has to be the worst role ever, and I am sorry for not taking you seriously before, but it just seemed so...:laugh4:

Unvote, Vote:AVSM

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 03:03

My role in this game was to try to get someone to do something suicidal. And I was a townie.

I'm actually glad I am dead! :laugh4:

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 03:04

I AM hermes conrad after all, what else would I do! lol

It's not a bad role, I win with the town and stuff.

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-29-2009, 03:04

I say YLC is mafia. for the record. just was to busy trying to get myself lynched to say it.
(and Beskar too, but that is more of a hate vote.... :clown::laugh4:)

ULC

06-29-2009, 03:18

I say YLC is mafia. for the record. just was to busy trying to get myself lynched to say it.
(and Beskar too, but that is more of a hate vote.... :clown::laugh4:)

But why ~:mecry:!

I'll make a bet with you that I'm not mafia and you'll eat your shoes when you find out I'm a townie.

And why the hate towards Beskar?

Cultured Drizzt fan

06-29-2009, 03:28

ULC

06-29-2009, 03:29

cause you are trying to lynch the detective, and acting a bit too helpful. It just reminds me of Resident evil Omega......

the Beskar hate is mostly due to the fact he couldn't get enough votes to lynch me. yeah I know its unfair but I still blame him! :clown::laugh4::laugh4:

He hasn't tried to defend himself at all, and he has had every opportunity to. At this stage, confirming his innocence may allow any surviving doctor roles to protect him for that one night.

And I'm always this helpful, I just...couldn't stay interested in W&F's game for some reason :shame:

Beskar

06-29-2009, 03:41

Also, CDF, I did get a bandwagon on you, however, some one vote-switched me. :cry:

Make love, not hate.

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 03:44

ULC

06-29-2009, 04:03

Every opportunity? You have started the entire town's bandwagon on me. I couldn't rescue myself even if I tried. What proof do you actually want, anyways? I can't quote my PM, can I? All I can do is tell people my results. The only live person around is pevergreen, who's an innocent Zapp Brannigan, and too incompetent to to reason.

-From the desk of Bender Bending Rodriguez.

I believe your freely allowed to reveal your role, and I am a bit disappointed that the town simply followed me - bandwagon unintentional, I was simply placing my vote, not everyone elses.

You could always try to reason it out by explaining your actions thus far - better to try, knowing your innocent, then to simply give up and hand everything away.

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 04:14

Well, you all should know by now that I am Bender Rodriguez, investigator about to die.

The only accusation thrown towards me by you was my activity level. In retrospect, that didn't warrant a vote against you, but I had just woken up. What can I say? It's completely arbritrary.

Diana claims that I wasn't killed because I am mafia. Do any of you think I'm an investigator? You're voting for me, so I guess not.

She doesn't even have a vote, so it's all pointless. The rest are deluded bandwagoners, and Pever (Oh no I di'int!) is simply incompetent.

Unvote: AVSM I don't have much to do but answer accusations right now, so I guess I'll try.

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 04:24

who did you investigate and on which nights, and what were the results.

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 04:25

Why would bender be able to investigate?

He's sort of... more of a criminal...

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 04:27

He's like a thief.

It's entirely plausible, and creative if so.

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 04:33

I missed the first night. Shameful, but I was too busy studying for exams. Ach...

Second night, I investigated CDF, who was Calculon and innocent. Based on his antics, I assumed that he was the actor.

Third night, pevergreen. I capitalized the "p". We already know he is Zapp Brannigan, and innocent.

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 04:34

Well.... It seems plausible but bender is crafty, and a robot.

Though those are really bad arguments.

Askthepizzaguy

06-29-2009, 04:36

Why is pevergreen voting for you?

Splitpersonality

06-29-2009, 04:38

Because Zapp Brannigan runs by his own rules?

Or something like that.

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 04:40

pever? Who knows. Maybe it's his role.

Tratorix

06-29-2009, 05:17

Ten minutes to closing time folks. :smash:

Tratorix

06-29-2009, 05:32

All right, I'm too tired to do a write up right now. AVSM is lynched, he was Bender "Bending" Rodriguez. Now he is dead. Night orders please, you have 24 hours.

pevergreen

06-29-2009, 07:31

And that, my friends, is how Brannigans law is run.

You see, I have the real detective on my private line! Kif! Get me his number. I'm going to tell him to investigate YLC...

As you may have seen through my incredibly subtle techniques (the MASSIVE BOLDING) AVSM was investigated and found guilty.

Death is yonder

06-29-2009, 09:12

All right, I'm too tired to do a write up right now. AVSM is lynched, he was Bender "Bending" Rodriguez. Now he is dead. Night orders please, you have 24 hours.

:embarassed:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School

:sweatdrop:

A Very Super Market

06-29-2009, 17:51

Argh. I blame Zoidberg!

seireikhaan

06-29-2009, 20:27

pevergreen is lying through his teeth.

Tratorix

06-30-2009, 05:21

Night phase is over. Write up will be done within the hour.

Tratorix

06-30-2009, 05:54

Night 4 Write Up

Captain Zapp Brannigan (pevergreen) was out patrolling the halls like any good Captain should. Especially, he thought, a daring and handsome Captain such as myself. He had almost completed his rounds when he came across a most unusual sight. A large number of barricades and mannequins had been set up, resembling an obstacle course. At the other end was a figure huddled in what looked like a cardboard box. Suddenly, Zapp heard a voice being broadcast over the ships comm. system.
“Attention Captain Zapp Brannigan! It looks like Earth’s enemies are at it again!”
“Of course, our enemies! I should have known they were behind this plot!” Zapp quickly drew his weapon, and then stooped to pick it up off the ground after dropping it. “But, is it truly right for such a poetic and just soul to kill in cold blood?” Zapp stood pondering this question for a moment, until the speaker solved his dilemma.
“Also, they told me you look like a dork!”
“They look like dorks! Charge!” Zapp yelled a battle cry and charged forward, tripping over the first obstacle he reached. He was about halfway across the course when a shape tackled him to the ground, knocking him just out of the path of a laser aimed right at his head. Zapp looked up to see the figure, still shrouded in shadow, curse and run off. He looked around to find his protector, but found he had vanished as well. Zapp quickly decided he would leave this particular happening out of his log.

The mood the next day was significantly lighter. No one had been killed during the night and turned into something they weren't. But there was still work to be done.

Alive (6):
pevergreen
White eyes
Beskar
YLC
Splitpersonality
Death is yonder

Killed by Mafia (5):
Captain Blackadder
atheotes
ATPG
Diana Abnoba
CDF

Lynched (3):
Khazaar
Shinseikhaan
AVSM

Wogged (1):
Lord Winter

Day phase ends in 24 hours.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 05:55

Vote: YLC

He is the killer, I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability.

Splitpersonality

06-30-2009, 05:58

What is your role?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:00

I am a role-blocker. Hence how I was able to prevent him from using his ability.

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:01

Vote: YLC

He is the killer, I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability.

Inconclusive statement - indeed, I was roleblocked tonight, but roleblocking me does nothing, since I am only night kill immune, and have no night kill ability. Your also not taking into account third parties, inactivity, forgetfulness, and the unknown amount of killers we have.

If I am truly guilty, then we should vote no lynch, and then have everyone repeat the same actions as the previous night - if the results are the same, then obviously I am the guilty party, and the conclusion is simple. However, if I am not the guilty party, then it is

6 -1 = 5, -2 = 3, equals mafia win.

However, in my equation it is

6 - 0 = 6, -0 = 6, -1, = 5 and so on, and with limited numbers, the final mafioso will be found.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:04

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:11

I successfully role-blocked you and I role-blocked you because I had scummy vibes from you. This also produces a situation that there were no night kills.

So let me put the maths this way.

- I get scummy vibes from YLC
- I role-blocked him as I suspected this
- Role block was successful
- There are no kills

Sorry YLC, the gig is up, you are going down.

Their was an attempted kill, and we go from 2 kills to zero. Also, as you can see, our night kills have been, as I look over them, performed by the same individual - essentially, one mafioso has been doing 2 night kills per night. Look at the context and results of each kill for the past 2 nights, and you can see this is true. If this is correct, Beskar, then it's simple - if you had blocked me, and I was a mafioso, then you should have blocked my kills. Plural.

However, we only see one kill description, one kill attempt, not two, not zero - so if you roleblocked me, and and I was the one doing the killing, then why is there not two kill attempts with attempted blocks, or simply no kill attempts at all?

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:14

indeed, I was roleblocked tonight...

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

Here you go, YLC is knowingly wanting to kill a pro-town role of Role-blocker trying to make me look scummy.

Why are you trying to get a pro-town role, lynched, YLC? If you knew I was a pro-town you could simply say it wasn't you but tried to find the real mafia, except instead of that, you are trying to get the pro-town role lynched to ensure your own victory.

The fact my ability is now well known and you even confirmed it is the case, actually shows everyone I am in fact, a pro-town role.

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:21

Here you go, YLC is knowingly wanting to kill a pro-town role of Role-blocker trying to make me look scummy.

Why are you trying to get a pro-town role, lynched, YLC? If you knew I was a pro-town you could simply say it wasn't you but tried to find the real mafia, except instead of that, you are trying to get the pro-town role lynched to ensure your own victory.

The fact my ability is now well known and you even confirmed it is the case, actually shows everyone I am in fact, a pro-town role.

Yes, but doesn't seem odd to you? Or isn't possible AVSM was indeed mafia, and thus we would have one less night kill? I am just listing possibilities, and I said I was roleblocked, but it did not say by whom - I know, it might be a bit contrived to say you were working with the roleblocker, but I also know that WE is innocent and a protector, and I know he was keeping tabs on Pevergreen last we talked.

I hold to my case though, and I'm not going to back down from it - it seems to convenient, especially since you know I would be your biggest opponent.

atheotes

06-30-2009, 06:26

Their was an attempted kill, and we go from 2 kills to zero. Also, as you can see, our night kills have been, as I look over them, performed by the same individual - essentially, one mafioso has been doing 2 night kills per night. Look at the context and results of each kill for the past 2 nights, and you can see this is true. If this is correct, Beskar, then it's simple - if you had blocked me, and I was a mafioso, then you should have blocked my kills. Plural.

However, we only see one kill description, one kill attempt, not two, not zero - so if you roleblocked me, and and I was the one doing the killing, then why is there not two kill attempts with attempted blocks, or simply no kill attempts at all?

Maybe because it would be easy to try to kill one person, and then simply not send in the other order. right Beskar? It would be simple, knowing that this is essentially the final day, to try to pull off one last trick to eliminate the most loudmouth and usually opposed to you person by trying that.

Vote: Beskar

why did you vote for Beskar after advocating a "No Lynch" for the day? the change in position seems a little too quick for comfort. :juggle2:

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:29

Don't let YLC worm himself out of this, he IS the MAFIA
https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4684/ylcworm.png

I think the fact he started attacking the role-blocker after they successfully prevented him from killing was the main clincher. He has been caught red-handed, don't let him worm away!

Splitpersonality

06-30-2009, 06:31

How long did you spend making that beskar, I lol'd SO hard.

I agree on lynching YLC

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:31

why did you vote for Beskar after advocating a "No Lynch" for the day? the change in position seems a little too quick for comfort. :juggle2:

Following the logical chain of thought - to agree with one is not to agree with the other possibility. However, if no one else claims roleblocker, then indeed, Beskar is the roleblocker, and not mafia, and thus should be protected and he should roleblock me again tonight while we no lynch - I take it your not the roleblocker?

If Beskar is willing, then so am I.

atheotes

06-30-2009, 06:32

true... the fact that he accepted to being role-blocked as soon as you claimed should be enough to seal his fate :shrug:

if there is any foulplay in this i am definitely not seeing it...

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:32

Don't let YLC worm himself out of this, he IS the MAFIA
https://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3995/ylcworm.gif

I think the fact he started attacking the role-blocker after they successfully prevented him from killing was the main clincher. He has been caught red-handed, don't let him worm away!

:laugh4:

Hilarious Beskar.

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 06:37

Vote: YLC

He is the killer, I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability.

Vote: YLC

The killer appeard to be quite...C...ie.

Yes.

Our investigator found Scruffy. The janitor. edit: he's innocent im told

A Very Super Market

06-30-2009, 06:37

Sounds fairly similar to last night, where a freaking investigator was lynched.

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:38

Vote: YLC

The killer appeard to be quite...C...ie.

Yes.

Our investigator found Scruffy. The janitor. edit: he's innocent im told

Not an Aussie - this means what?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:39

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:48

Actually YLC, I will take a chain of thought out of your book.

You stated about the kills and there being the possibly of another in the game. If indeed, there is another, going no lynch would actually be very dangerous for the town.

I role-blocked you, I said it straight away before you even mentioned it, and you mentioned you was, my role-block was successful again you agreed with this story too. Everything I am saying adds up, however, you go straight on the offensive, attacking a role-blocker for getting a successful on you and thus, preventing kills last night,

Again, there was still a kill attempt, so we have three conclusions to make, maybe four if we really want to get a bit out there -

1. AVSM was mafia - simplest answer really, so therefore we have only one mafioso left. If this is true, then I am not mafia.
2. Our killer kills twice, and their is only one left - however, if this is true, then why were both kills not blocked? If this is true, then I am not mafia.
3. There are still two killers amongst us - It is possible for me to be mafia under this theory. However, if we are wrong, then after tonight the town loses.
4. You are mafia, under my theory, and since no one else is a roleblocker, no one can counter claim you, supposedly proving your theory right. Under this theory, I am innocent, and you are mafia.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 06:56

4. You are mafia, under my theory, and since no one else is a roleblocker, no one can counter claim you, supposedly proving your theory right. Under this theory, I am innocent, and you are mafia.

That is your mistake.

You admitted to there being a role blocker/you getting role-blocked.
I said before you admitted that I indeed role-blocked you.

This means there is a role-blocker in the game and that role-blocker is me. If no one else is role-blocker, it would just mean its obviously me.

If you want more information, noticed how the main star of Futrama hasn't been mentioned yet in a futrama game? It seems a little odd doesn't it, want to know why?

https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8202/fry.jpg

I am Fry.

I also jokingly alluded to this earlier in the thread by posting a picture of Stephen Fry, the famous comedian and intellectual know-it-all.

Also, unvote: vote: YLC

Making sure you don't get out of it.

Splitpersonality

06-30-2009, 06:59

Interesting, Beskar seems to be gaining wind in his argument!

ULC

06-30-2009, 06:59

That is your mistake.

You admitted to there being a role blocker/you getting role-blocked.
I said before you admitted that I indeed role-blocked you.

This means there is a role-blocker in the game and that role-blocker is me. If no one else is role-blocker, it would just mean its obviously me.

If you want more information, noticed how the main star of Futrama hasn't been mentioned yet in a futrama game? It seems a little odd doesn't it, want to know why?

https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8202/fry.jpg

I am Fry.

I also jokingly alluded to this earlier in the thread by posting a picture of Stephen Fry, the famous comedian and intellectual know-it-all.

So your picking one theory out of all of them? Focus on one where you can execute me I suppose, and I did admit it is outlandish, and I always go on attack when confronted, whether townie or not - evidence is present in almost every game.

Splitpersonality

06-30-2009, 07:01

YLC, what character are you?

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:02

Interesting, Beskar seems to be gaining wind in his argument!

It's not wind unless you consider hot air and taking that post out of context. Mafia are also known to have roleblockers as well. However, the theory is admittedly contrived, but still a possibility. The other 3 theories are more likely.

I am Tinny Tim

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:05

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:08

Because the other statements are merely distractions, your 4th point is clearly your personal view, and you are attacking a role-blocker, on-top of that, number 1 delivery boy top class Phillp J. Fry. You fully well know this, except you still vote against me because you know I have you on the ropes and you are trying to worm away.

Fine, if thats how you see it :shrug:

If my idealogoy is false, then obviously the town will not follow it, so I don't see why your hyper concerned about it. You act as if it matters - it's the other three possibilities you seem to be willfully ignoring.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:10

You are the Mafia, and I am as sure as I was with Ichigo in Swords of the Moon. When people didn't listen to me then, Ichigo won. (he was actually mafia)

Also, there were other comments throughout the thread, like CDF who suspected you, AVSM suspected you and there was the comment I loved "YLC is acting just like in the Resident Evil Mafia game".

You are the Mafia, YLC.

This isn't a personal grudge or anything, I don't act like that, it would only serve as a distraction and make me lose the game. Also, I would have role-blocked you the first night and every night sort of thing, and actively promoted lynching you, however, now I got the evidence that it is indeed you and I will do my best to put a stop to your Robot Mafia ways and we will win this titanic game.

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:12

You are the Mafia, and I am as sure as I was with Ichigo in Swords of the Moon. When people didn't listen to me then, Ichigo won. (he was actually mafia)

Also, there were other comments throughout the thread, like CDF who suspected you, AVSM suspected you and there was the comment I loved "YLC is acting just like in the Resident Evil Mafia game".

Again, willful ignorance of what does not further your argument - I behave the same every game. My RE mafia play was no different then how I have played as a townie beforehand.

If you want to bring in past behavior, don't be selective about it.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:14

I will make the same bet you offered earlier.

We lynch you and if I am wrong, I will eat a shoe. I will even post a picture of me taking a bite out of it.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:22

oh btw, you said you supported the lynching of YLC, Split, remember to cast your vote. We can't let him worm himself out of it.

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:24

I will make the same bet you offered earlier.

We lynch you and if I am wrong, I will eat a shoe. I will even post a picture of me taking a bite out of it.

If your wrong, we lose the game, and I'm not going to stake a bet on that - and my "bet" was meant only in humor.

And if you are wrong, then you and CDF will both be eating shoes - you really want to force CDF to do that?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:35

If your wrong, we lose the game, and I'm not going to stake a bet on that - and my "bet" was meant only in humor.

Was that the humour where you were clearly not going to get lynched but now, you are fighting fit and fiddle to stay alive? Also, CDF wouldn't have to eat any shoes.

You know I wouldn't have targeted you due to a grudge or silly reasons, it is simply because you are Mafia. I am sorry if this produces any bad blood between us, but I am townie and you are the evil Mafia and thus, I unfortunately have to get rid of you.

On that note, Phillip J. Fry gives his verdict on what should happen to YLC.
:thumbsdown: (die)

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:45

Was that the humour where you were clearly not going to get lynched but now, you are fighting fit and fiddle to stay alive? Also, CDF wouldn't have to eat any shoes.

You know I wouldn't have targeted you due to a grudge or silly reasons, it is simply because you are Mafia. I am sorry if this produces any bad blood between us, but I am townie and you are the evil Mafia and thus, I unfortunately have to get rid of you.

On that note, Phillip J. Fry gives his verdict on what shall happen to YLC.
:thumbsdown: (to die)

No, your just being willfully ignorant of the possibilities, and refuse to accept anything that might make you wrong or your actions being inconclusive. You willfully compare my behavior to the only game in which I was mafia thus far, omitting the fact my behavior has remained the same every game I have played. You center on the one theory that happens to be outlandish, using it as a crux for your argument and avoiding the more solid ones because your theory no longer fits with them. You pretend that me following up on that said theory is an attack on you, ignoring the possibility that I always follow through with what I suggest, and tend to back down if I am wrong, in fact, you cite Swords in the Moon, where my behavior was exactly the same - I did the exact same thing to TC. I've done the same to Reenk, to ATPG, to Pevergreen, in fact to whomever my theory applies, and you behave as if this is somehow special. And now you try to use my willingness to stay alive as evidence that I am mafia - yet your trying just as hard to fight off the specter of your own possible lynch, and ignore the fact that if we lynch wrongly, we may lose the game this day.

Right, :wall:

Beskar

06-30-2009, 07:52

There is an error in your write-up, you are suggesting that I, Phillip J. Fry could do something wrong.

There is also the other point, I am pretty much proven townie, even by your own words. Trying to lynch me would be completely pointless whilst I on the other hand have a very strong lead that it is you. I know what is said in my result and it is pretty clear about your behaviour.

Us lynching you a mafia, would mean if there is another, it would be 4v1, since Pevergreen is innocent, that is easily him off the list, I am innocent, thus another, there is the protector, so it is easily narrowed down to two suspects. All I have to do is stop one of them from killing, if its that one, we lynch them, if I failed, it would mean it was the other, and in 3v1, it is a townie victory.

I am not going to let you worm out of this, YLC, you are a mafia member and I am going to deliver your robotic backside to the Robot Mother.

Phillip J. Fry (me) will ensure a townie victory of epic proportions! Join me, the Pizza Delivery boy into delivering victory to all the town folk!

ULC

06-30-2009, 07:56

There is an error in your write-up, you are suggesting that I, Phillip J. Fry could do something wrong.

There is also the other point, I am pretty much proven townie, even by your own words. Trying to lynch me would be completely pointless whilst I on the other hand have a very strong lead that it is you. I know what is said in my result and it is pretty clear about your behaviour.

I am not going to let you worm out of this, YLC, you are a mafia member and I am going to deliver your robotic backside to the Robot Mother.

Your not Philip J Fry, your Beskar, and your prone to error - I said willful ignorance, not absolute guilt. Your twisting my words and the spirit of them again Beskar.

Again, mafia can have any ability the town can, and though outlandish, it's not out of the question. But yes, continue to focus exclusively on where I "attack" a confirmed townie - because thats intelligent and will get me far.

I'm not worming out of anything your not trying to stuff me into first. Stop trying to hammer the square peg into the round hole. Stop ignoring the parts of my argument which aren't favorable to you.

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 08:10

I am Tinny Tim

And thus the YLC has sealed its fate.

My cunning intelligence kept secret that AVSM was Bender.

The robot mafia have attacked us, and both suspected mafia members are robots!

It would have been the perfect crime.

(OOC: I was trying to simulate zapp being unable to say smart things, so he was saying '[YLC] is quite...C...-ie...' zapps version of an adjective)

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:15

And thus the YLC has sealed its fate.

My cunning intelligence kept secret that AVSM was Bender.

The robot mafia have attacked us, and both suspected mafia members are robots!

It would have been the perfect crime.

(OOC: I was trying to simulate zapp being unable to say smart things, so he was saying '[YLC] is quite...C...-ie...' zapps version of an adjective)

Flaw in argument - we have had other robots I believe, such as the Robot Devil himself. This is also assuming AVSM was guilty - if that is true, then I am innocent.

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 08:18

Beskar

06-30-2009, 08:20

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:23

OOC:

Not true. Some of your arguments are false.

You said if AVSM was mafia, hes dead, so 1 kill a night, but you were blocked so zero kills, but there was a writeup but no kill.

If this was my game, or 80% of the games I played, and the kill was blocked, there would be a writeup of it being blocked.

Think about it this way: why would I be protected? why would the kill have failed any other way?

IC: Your defence amuses me greatly. en core! Brave o!

It's been seems that the actual act was protection, not a block, a bit of a difference, and since WE is infact the defender, ask him whether or not that was Beskar saving Zap in the write up. Beskar also says that he blocked me, so if I am mafia, and working off your one kill theory, then their should have been no kills tonight. And say the mafia still had to kills - if Beskar blocked me, why was their only one kill attempt? It's not making any sense beyond the fact I am not mafia.

I am almost proof positive that WE defended you last night pever, and it was his protection that saved you from an unblocked mafioso that I am now catching the flak for.

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:26

https://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3937/ylcthesnake.jpg

Facts:

- Beskar's Role-block shows that he successfully prevented a kill
- YLC confirms that he was indeed role-blocked
- This certainly proves YLC is indeed, our Mafia (or one of them)
- With the combined knowledge when YLC is lynched, if there is another Mafia, it can be narrowed down to at maximum, two suspects.
- This will ensure there will be a town victory.

All you have to do?
Vote for YLC

You spend more time trying to defame me then actually use intelligent conversation. You state that their will be a drop in kills when you have no idea if that is true or not to begin with. Your argument has so many holes I feel like putting it on rye with pastrami.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 08:26

Yet all that falls apart when my PM explicitly said I stopped you from killing last night. Explain that away, oh wait, you can't, that is why you are voting against me, even though I am a town role and star of Futrama, Phillip J. Fry,

Also, speaking about holes, that never stopped you trying to bandwagon me and ignoring points I made before.

I got an explicit result saying you are indeed a Mafia, there is nothing more that needs to be said. You can try to worm out of it, you can try to snake it, however, nothing you can do will deter me from my explicit positive result of you being a mafia.

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:35

Yet all that falls apart when my PM explicitly said I stopped you from killing last night. Explain that away, oh wait, you can't, that is why you are voting against me, even though I am a town role and star of Futrama, Phillip J. Fry,

Are you just pulling that out your :daisy:? Mighty convenient if you ask me, since it's inexplicably hard to question and is an investigation coupled with roleblock. You only bring up the fact that it said so in your role PM when it seems your argument might fold like a deck of cards. If it were true Beskar, you'd have stated it outright.

If your argument is sound at any level, then you should not fear me voting you - yet you focus in on it like it's the worlds best evidence! You seem to assume that my word is some how divine mandate, and that by voting for you, I'll make you go away. Thats delusional in the extreme.

Again, you are BESKAR, not Philip J Fry, and are trying to argue on the merits of your character instead of the merits of your argument. Professor Farnsworth and Zap Brannigan were mafia last game! Being the "star" of the show pales into comparison as to what your actual role is!

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 08:36

He will be investigated tonight, Zapp will make sure of it.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 08:45

Are you just pulling that out your :daisy:? Mighty convenient if you ask me, since it's inexplicably hard to question and is an investigation coupled with roleblock. You only bring up the fact that it said so in your role PM when it seems your argument might fold like a deck of cards. If it were true Beskar, you'd have stated it outright.

As it is said in the rules I can't copy and paste what is said, however, I can say what happened in the sense I prevented a kill action by you. The results I receive are very detailed, I even seen people murdered during the role-block, unfortunately in those cases, no name to the murderer, just the fact they are murdered and how they were. (details of it)

So yes, you are confirmed Mafia and nothing you are going to say is going to save you. Just say "good game" and walk away.

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:46

He will be investigated tonight, Zapp will make sure of it.

If he is worthy of investigation, then he his argument holds no water, does it not? I'm starting to think Beskar might be third party - not necessarily a serial killer material, but not town either.

I'll state it again, if Beskar blocked me, and I am mafia, then all kills should have been blocked if I get two kills. If AVSM was mafia, and that I am the last mafia, then White Eyes will vindicate me when he says he protected you, which means that what we see is clearly not Beskar blocking me, and thus it does not explain the extra kill.

However, the last two nights, all kills have been performed by the same killer, so it can be assumed that we are indeed down to one mafioso - which makes Khaan one of the mafioso. Go back and read the write ups to see the change in kill style. This means, again, that if Beskar did block me, then why is their still a kill attempt! Both kills should have been blocked!

My guess? Mafia chose one kill last night, AVSM is not mafia, and Beskar is using this to try and lynch the only person who would go after him in the last round.

seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 08:48

So let me get this straightened out:

1) Pever claims AVSM was found guilty, by detective.

2) AVSM is lynched.

3) Following AVSM's death, there is a drop in kills from 2 to 1.

Now, I admit I'm not great at this townie business, but I'm fairly sure that this is a solid indicator that AVSM was guilty, not withstanding the fact that he was BENDER, possibly a more untrustworthy character than the robot mafia themselves.

So, let's say this is correct. This means that, in order for their to be two kills, the remaining mafioso would be required to kill TWO people themself. If YLC was indeed blocked, why was he allowed one kill, and not the other? That not only makes no sense, but it forces one to ponder why one kill would go through instead of the other, particularly given that the one kill was pever, who claimed contact with the detective. Plainly to me, the fact that YLC was blocked while there were any kills practically exhonerates him, as he could not have issued any kills.

Please people think this through.

ULC

06-30-2009, 08:48

As it is said in the rules I can't copy and paste what is said, however, I can say what happened in the sense I prevented a kill action by you. The results I receive are very detailed, I even seen people murdered during the role-block, unfortunately in those cases, no name to the murderer, just the fact they are murdered and how they were. (details of it)

So yes, you are confirmed Mafia and nothing you are going to say is going to save you. Just say "good game" and walk away.

I see, so your roleblock does not actually prevent murders then? So your going to contradict yourself even further? Nice.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 08:49

Beskar

06-30-2009, 08:57

Also, read this!

However, the last two nights, all kills have been performed by the same killer, so it can be assumed that we are indeed down to one mafioso - which makes Khaan one of the mafioso.

and ShiseiKhaan is saying:

Now, I admit I'm not great at this townie business... etc etc

Please people think this through.

(tl;dr defence of YLC)

ULC

06-30-2009, 09:00

Stop taking to make Eve bite into the apple, YLC. You are the Mafia FACT

And yes, it does prevent murderers from taking action, it doesn't protect the people I am role-blocking since I am afterall, a role-blocker and not a protector.

Isn't that obvious?

As for Shishei Khaan, your post is unwanted, I got a confirmed result on YLC, he is indeed the Mafia, what is there to even think about it?

So thus, it's not a roleblock at all, since a roleblock prevents an action from being completed :wall:

Now your claiming your "roleblock" was an investigation! Which is it!

Also, read this!

and ShiseiKhaan is saying:

Yes, because mafia never coordinates strategies when online and self incriminate one another. Your trying to hard Beskar, to hard. You do realize that by acknowldeging the idea that Khaan is mafia, and saying I am the last mafia, confirms Khaans theory? Oh what a twisted paradox we weave.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:05

So thus, it's not a roleblock at all, since a roleblock prevents an action from being completed :wall:

Now your claiming your "roleblock" was an investigation! Which is it!

Stop purposely trying to say I said something else other than what I said, I said I am 1) a role-blocker, 2) I block the target person doing their ability 3) The write-ups I receive are detailed, to the point of the person I am role-blocking gets murdered, I see what happened, except for the name of the killer.

When does a Role-block also protect people they are role-blocking? How can I prevent murders of people I am role-blocking? For one saying about pot-holes, you are pulling the straw out of your hat in attempts to discredit me. I got a detailed result of preventing you killing some one, as I role-blocked you. It is that simple.

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 09:05

As I am the only one with any degree of intelligence here, I invoke Brannigans Law.

We'll lynch YLC today, have Beskar investigated tonight and go from there.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:09

I am happy to go with that, if I am indeed guilty, you can lynch me. After all, I just need to kill the Mafia to win, so as long as we do that, I don't care about my own life.

ULC

06-30-2009, 09:10

Stop purposely trying to say I said something else other than what I said, I said I am 1) a role-blocker, 2) I block the target person doing their ability 3) The write-ups I receive are detailed, to the point of the person I am role-blocking gets murdered, I see what happened, except for the name of the killer.

When does a Role-block also protect people they are role-blocking? How can I prevent murders of people I am role-blocking? For one saying about pot-holes, you are pulling the straw out of your hat in attempts to discredit me. I got a detailed result of preventing you killing some one, as I role-blocked you. It is that simple.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

You must be tired, please look over your statement again - your suggesting that by roleblocking, you did not roleblock me at all. A roleblock prevents an action from being taken, IE an investigation(s), a defense(s), a night kill(s).

First, you claim that we are short one kill because your roleblocked me and prevented it, which is patently false, since your acknowlegding that Khaan is the last mafioso, and thus I have been performing two kills a night, when their has been only one this night - why was the other one night blocked of as well?

Next, you claim that your roleblock of me did not prevent me from killing someone, when in fact no one was killed last night, and that it said clearly I was guilty, when from the start your argument was based on inference.

Now, you claim that you did not roleblock me at all, instead roleblocking someone else, and got to view a death that never happened.

Oh, your rich :laugh4:

seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 09:11

If he is worthy of investigation, then he his argument holds no water, does it not? I'm starting to think Beskar might be third party - not necessarily a serial killer material, but not town either.

I'll state it again, if Beskar blocked me, and I am mafia, then all kills should have been blocked if I get two kills. If AVSM was mafia, and that I am the last mafia, then White Eyes will vindicate me when he says he protected you, which means that what we see is clearly not Beskar blocking me, and thus it does not explain the extra kill.

However, the last two nights, all kills have been performed by the same killer, so it can be assumed that we are indeed down to one mafioso - which makes Khaan one of the mafioso. Go back and read the write ups to see the change in kill style. This means, again, that if Beskar did block me, then why is their still a kill attempt! Both kills should have been blocked!

My guess? Mafia chose one kill last night, AVSM is not mafia, and Beskar is using this to try and lynch the only person who would go after him in the last round.
Couple of points, YLC. First, we do not know who does the writeups. Could be Tratorix, or it could be the mafia. If its the host, then we can't say for sure what, if anything, the writeups mean. If the mafia are doing writeups, they could have picked a single style at any random point to incriminate someone or simply to disguise their numbers.

Mmmm... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xa0IYr8onU)

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:16

The snake spread his lies, he attempts to disguise it with "truth and ambiguity" yet, there is the fact that remains, there was a successful role-block on him, stopping him from doing a night kill. Whatever lies he sprouts out, the snake tries his best to detract from this. The simple fact of this is what will make the town win as the town won't listen to the lies of the snake.

https://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3937/ylcthesnake.jpg

seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 09:19

Beskar- who is the other mafioso, then? If YLC was blocked, there needs to be another mafioso to kill. Why will you not address this?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:20

I am role-blocking them tonight. All I will say,Branningans Law will tell us who it is.

seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 09:22

I am role-blocking them tonight. All I will say,Branningans Law.
Stop dodging. Was AVSM registered by the detective as guilty or not?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:24

seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 09:27

It is not dodging, it is simply pointless. Lynch the known positive Mafia then bother with the other after. If he isn't the last one, then I have strong suspicions on who they are and I will be role-blocking them.

Why are you defending YLC so much, Khaan?
You aren't using logic. One mafioso = one kill. Or, conversely, one mafioso = two kills after one is dead.

If AVSM was guilty, then one of two things happens. One mafioso left. One mafioso = one kill. This exhonerates YLC because he was blocked while the kill occurred. Or, one mafioso left, and gets two kills. This still exhonerates YLC, because he was blocked and there was one a kill. If he was blocked, he could not have killed anyone. I'm getting aggravated because you are insisting on lynching a person who, by all given information, is not only not suspicious, but in fact is the most innocent person left.

So please, was AVSM guilty or not?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 09:31

ULC

06-30-2009, 09:32

Askthepizzaguy

06-30-2009, 09:45

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seireikhaan

06-30-2009, 09:51

I haven't a clue, I just know for a solid fact revealed to me from Role-blocking YLC that I prevented him from doing a kill.

So unless Tratorix lied to me, I have no reason to doubt my result, it is that simple.

Facts:
- Beskar's Role-block shows that he successfully prevented a kill
- YLC confirms that he was indeed role-blocked
- This certainly proves YLC is indeed, our Mafia (or one of them)
- With the combined knowledge when YLC is lynched, if there is another Mafia, it can be narrowed down to maximum of two (though I suspect who it would be)
- This will ensure there will be a town victory.

There is no reason from going from quasi-made up logic or anything else, the facts say it all.
Couple points.

Firstly, the rest of the players cannot see your role block private message. We must take your word for it that your are telling the truth. Thus, that it says exactly what you say it does is not in fact a fact.

Second, YLC confirming a role block does not mean anything in of itself. It does mean(suspending belief of something truly bizarre) that you did in fact role block him. For those of us not named Beskar, that is where it ends- we cannot know whether it actually blocked anything at all, or, if it did, what it blocked. That is up to the town to decide. Thus,

Third, your first two points do not in any way add up to YLC being mafia to those of us not named Beskar.

Meanwhile, a supposed detective revealed that AVSM was guilty. If we accept this as true, it would imply that the mafia very likely went from two members to one. If one mafioso = one kill, AVSM's guiltiness, backed by detective(a least as far as the public is aware), explains the drop in kills from two to one.

Thus, it is actually you, Beskar, that is guilty of using quasi-made up logic. I have presented why YLC is not only guilty, but, in fact, almost guaranteed of being innocent. Your only counter is a private message that we cannot see, to cover for leaps in logic that you seem to be unable to explain.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 11:18

Lynched (3):
Shinseikhaan

:nospam::nospam:

@YLC,Beskar

:argue::argue::argue::argue::argue:

:wall:~:handball:

:clown::smash:

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

As I am the only one with any degree of intelligence here, I invoke Brannigans Law.

We'll lynch YLC today, have Beskar investigated tonight and go from there.

:yes::yes:

Vote:YLC

:earmuffs:

ULC

06-30-2009, 11:22

:nospam::nospam:

@YLC,Beskar

:argue::argue::argue::argue::argue:

:wall:~:handball:

:clown::smash:

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

:yes::yes:

Vote:YLC

:earmuffs:

Thanks so :daisy:ing much DIY :brood:

Whatever, I'm not going to bother debating ever again, or use reason or logic, and just simply call people guilty with irrational reasoning.

I'll stake my upcoming large game on the fact I am not mafia, and I am not bluffing.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 11:25

Thanks so :daisy:ing much DIY :brood:

Whatever, I'm not going to bother debating ever again, or use reason or logic, and just simply call people guilty with irrational reasoning.

I'll stake my upcoming large game on the fact I am not mafia, and I am not bluffing.

:embarassed:

Vote:?????????

:help:

Unvote; YLC
Vote: Abstain

:holmes:

ULC

06-30-2009, 11:27

:embarassed:

Vote:?????????

:help:

Unvote; YLC
Vote: Abstain

:holmes:

The point I am trying to make is that I am betting no one will actually go through the thread and read the argument in it's entirety without trying to interject bias, and it's just downright irritating and discouraging. Why bother putting effort into a game when not only does no one care, but it nets only negative results?

Beskar

06-30-2009, 11:36

Nothing is discouraging as time zones when you have a positive mafia result on some one and you are sat there thinking "When will you come online and just vote for the damned Mafia already".

On that note, don't listen to the snake and re-vote for YLC. I have a confirmed positive result that he is indeed Mafia and my story is legitimate and no changes or worming like YLC has done throughout this turn.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 11:44

Vote:YLC....:dizzy2:

:book:

:sweatdrop:

Alive (5):
pevergreen
White eyes
Beskar
Splitpersonality
Death is yonder
----->

Killed by Mafia (6/7 ??):
Captain Blackadder
atheotes
ATPG
Diana Abnoba
CDF
??
??

---> Vote:Beskar

ULC

06-30-2009, 11:48

Beskar

06-30-2009, 11:50

I doubt you would have anyway, as you lose this round because Mafia need to survive to win.

ULC

06-30-2009, 11:53

I doubt you would have anyway, as you lose this round because Mafia need to survive to win.

Honestly Beskar? Stuff it - I don't care where, but stuff it. It's pointless to reason with you, and everyone else will follow along because you can rant and rave just like some psychotic hellfire&brimstone preacher and in general be obnoxious. I've stated my case, if this game stands for anything, then maybe they will make a decision for themselves instead of you forcing it upon them.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 11:54

Sorry that you are taking it personally, YLC, but you are the Mafia.:shrug:

I would hate for us to have personal problems again, those were just silly and annoying, however, I want to win this game and as a townie, I have to lynch the mafia.

ULC

06-30-2009, 11:56

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 12:00

:embarassed:

Unvote: ???????
Vote: YLC

:bow: :wall:

@YLC,Beskar

:balloon::balloon::speechless::drama2:

:quiet:~:grouphug:~:wave:~:argue::shrug:

:shakehands:

:bump::creep:

:medievalcheers::shakehands:

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:01

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:09

Blame Tratorix for writing in the role-pm that I successfully prevented you from doing a kill attempt.

If it makes you feel better, I didn't target you out due to any personal reason, I thought your actions with Splitpersonality in the previous round made you seem suspicious with a couple other instances, I decided to role-block you to see the effect and that is what I got. A private message stating that I successfully prevented you from doing a kill attempt. :shrug:

What do you want me to say?
"I got a guilty result on YLC, but I will just not bring it up or vote for him, because he might take it the wrong way"

Yet your whole of an argument is FLAWED as to why, and it makes no SENSE. Have you even paid attention to your argument as to why I was guilty? You even brought up that the role PM said I was guilty, which is essentially an investigation, and you've wishy washy on how your own ability works, AFTER THE FACT - it wasn't until you absolutely needed it to be so that you said it said so! Seriously, thats like halfway through, after lynching a mafioso, the detective finally admits he was guilty when the whole thing was up in the air being discussed - a waste of fricken time and energy, and makes no sense.

I don't believe you, but that doesn't matter what I, or you believe - it's what the town thinks. You've claimed super investigator/roleblocker, I call bullshit - you may have roleblocked me, that I accept, and that alone proves my innocence. But to then start losing an argument and then say "well, it said he was guilty, so ha, all your logic is invalid" is a load of complete and utter rubbish and is essentially the refuge of someone who can get his point across.

You've proved nothing, and guess what! I have a guilty result on you! I received it last night after you roleblocked me.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:20

You've proved nothing, and guess what! I have a guilty result on you! I received it last night after you roleblocked me.

Wow, YLC, I know being mafia and getting exposed is intense, but chill on the emotional outbursts of desperation.

As for matter-of-fact, I haven't changed my story since my first claim (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2275148&postcount=319). To quote "I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability" to which I clarified as being a role-blocker which you then state was correct as you was being role-blocked.

My story adds up, my ability/action adds up. No one counter-claimed anything and I am happy to be lynched if I do turn out as guilty, however, knowing that you are a Mafia and I am not, I am steadfast in the belief that I won't be found guilty thus won't be killed.

You can post random ambiguous write-ups as your logic, or try to paint a picture where you are innocent and roses smell like daisies, however, those roses don't smell like daisies and this guilty result on you isn't a figment or a strange conjure, it is sitting right here as a matter-of-fact going that I successfully prevented you from using your kill attempt by role-blocking you.

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:23

Wow, YLC, I know being mafia and getting exposed is intense, but chill on the emotional outbursts of desperation.

As for matter-of-fact, I haven't changed my story since my first claim (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2275148&postcount=319). To quote "I successfully prevented him from using his kill ability" to which I clarified as being a role-blocker which you then state was correct as you was being role-blocked.

My story adds up, my ability/action adds up. No one counter-claimed anything and I am happy to be lynched if I do turn out as guilty, however, knowing that you are a Mafia and I am not, I am steadfast in the belief that I won't be found guilty thus won't be killed.

You can post random ambiguous write-ups as your logic, or try to paint a picture where you are innocent and roses smell like daisies, however, those roses don't smell like daisies and this guilty result on you isn't a figment or a strange conjure, it is sitting right here as a matter-of-fact going that I successfully prevented you from using your kill attempt by role-blocking you.

Doesn't change the fact your guilty Beskar - I am tired of trying to reason with you. Your ability does not add up, but whatever - I ask the day end early, since there is no further need for debate, not that there would have been anyway. I made the deal with ATPG, and now I pay for it.

Askthepizzaguy

06-30-2009, 12:26

Kay its not as much fun when it gets like this.

Can you both take a break from this thread for a while? You've said your piece to one another. Town will vote and decide, game will go on... life goes on. No biggie.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 12:27

Doesn't change the fact your guilty Beskar - I am tired of trying to reason with you. Your ability does not add up, but whatever - I ask the day end early, since there is no further need for debate, not that there would have been anyway. I made the deal with ATPG, and now I pay for it.

You do realize you will drop dead after using your abilities?

:inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:28

:inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

The ability wasn't used, it was roleblocked.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:34

YLC, you are obviously just making that up, wouldn't you have said it in the beginning, rather than say it now, opposed to actually claiming that I did indeed role-block you.

How does "I role-block you and the reply from host said that I successfully prevented you from making a kill attempt" not 'add-up'. As for debate, nothing you can say can convince me that the host deliberately lied in saying that I prevented you from doing a kill attempt. A guilty result is a guilty result and being told explicitly that I prevented you from making a kill is rather obvious.

Edit: I am not sure where Death Is Yonder got the "I made the deal with ATPG" from, but him being dead would mean he couldn't have done the deal with you.

Also this raises more points:
What was your original ability?
Why did you say you got a 'guilty result' on me?
If you made a deal to kill some one, how did you get the above?

It makes no sense and it is obvious that you are trying to worm yourself out of this situation, you got caught YLC, face the consequences.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 12:36

1.Blahblahblahsellyoursoulblahblah

2. In exchange for this, the party of the second party will receive the vote of the ROBOT DEVIL to be used upon whatever candidate the second party desires. Also, the ROBOT DEVIL will use his DIVINELY SUPREMELY EVIL powers to grant you the ability to kill or protect this evening.

Night 2 Write Up:
Killed by Mafia (3):
ATPG (Robot Devil)

Begin Day 3. Day phase will end in approximately 24 hours.

:bow:

Night 4 Write Up

Day phase ends in 24 hours.

Day 5

Vote: YLC !!!!!!!!11111!!!1111!!!1111

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:38

YLC, you are obviously just making that up, wouldn't you have said it in the beginning, rather than say it now, opposed to actually claiming that I did indeed role-block you.

How does "I role-block you and the reply from host said that I successfully prevented you from making a kill attempt" not 'add-up'. As for debate, nothing you can say can convince me that the host deliberately lied in saying that I prevented you from doing a kill attempt. A guilty result is a guilty result and being told explicitly that I prevented you from making a kill is rather obvious.

Being able to kill does not make one guilty -logical fallacy within the context of this game.

Wouldn't you have said it in the beginning if you actually witnessed me killing someone in which you proclaim your ability does not prevent a kill? Does the PM explicitly state I was mafia? No, it just says you prevented a kill, at best.

You can say what you want about the host "deliberately" lying to you - as far as the rest of us know, he said nothing of the sort and your just making that part up. Your not arguing with facts, as I have done, your not debating the argument even, as I have done. You've only attacked me, and slandered me. Good job doing the game justice.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:39

Facts > "Mafia Logic"

The facts from the pm I got from the host, the facts from Pizza guy (through deal PM) and your claim to be using his ability all served to defeat you and your snakey ways.

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:41

Unvote, Vote:YLC

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:47

ULC

06-30-2009, 12:50

You have to keep your lies consistent, as Death is Yonder posted from the deal PM with pizza guy, it says "This Evening" it pretty much out rules your theory from you using that deal.

However, why unvote and vote for yourself? Reminds me of TheFlax's mini-game when I called you out on being a Serial Killer then you just posted your role pm saying so, saying you quit then TheFlax WOG'd you.

It's called being sarcastic and caustic - I did exactly what you did to me, and began pulling excuses for failing logic out of my :daisy:. Each one was a lie, obviously, but it doesn't matter - at that point I had given up and was symbolically mocking you for your "brilliance", by imitating you.

Same principal, same theory. I'l live and die by my own hand, not some fool who thinks with his...nevermind.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 12:56

It's called being sarcastic and caustic - I did exactly what you did to me, and began pulling excuses for failing logic out of my :daisy:. Each one was a lie, obviously, but it doesn't matter - at that point I had given up and was symbolically mocking you for your "brilliance", by imitating you.

Excuses for failing logic? So wait... you are the Mafia, and I have a guilty result... I have failing logic where?

An :oops: on your part?

Same principal, same theory. I'l live and die by my own hand, not some fool who thinks with his brain...nevermind.

ULC

06-30-2009, 13:00

Excuses for failing logic? So wait... you are the Mafia, and I have a guilty result... I have failing logic where?

An :oops: on your part?

No, actually look back at what was debated, and you'll see that once I started to prove my point, you just started to whip out whatever you needed - you played magician instead of mathematician.

You never once thought with more brain power then required - if you had, you wouldn't have looked like a fool for 50+ posts, and instead presented your case logically and irrefutably. You failed, and yet won because I just gave up in face of it because the town would follow your little magic tricks more then any amount of reason.

Hence, why I am leaving the gameroom for an indefinite amount of time.

Death is yonder

06-30-2009, 13:05

No, actually look back at what was debated, and you'll see that once I started to prove my point, you just started to whip out whatever you needed - you played magician instead of mathematician.

You never once thought with more brain power then required - if you had, you wouldn't have looked like a fool for 50+ posts, and instead presented your case logically and irrefutably. You failed, and yet won because I just gave up in face of it because the town would follow your little magic tricks more then any amount of reason.

Hence, why I am leaving the gameroom for an indefinite amount of time.

:shame:

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

:thumbsdown:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/overreacting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relax

:no::no:

:wall::wall:

~:(

~:grouphug:~:grouphug:

~:confused:

ULC

06-30-2009, 13:07

:shame:

:sweatdrop::sweatdrop:

:thumbsdown:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/overreacting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relax

:no::no:

:wall::wall:

~:(

~:grouphug:~:grouphug:

~:confused:

This is not about Beskar, who is simply a catalyst, not the reason. I hate it when people are so narrow minded they can only see what is in front of them, and never extrapolate, assuming that the person can only possible be reacting to the current situation as it stands, as if each event is isolated from others.

pevergreen

06-30-2009, 13:29

OOC:

Peoples playstyles shouldn't be your concern. If you don't like how a certain person plays, then you are free to ignore them.

I for one used to ignore 4-5 active players (and a few inactive) because all of there posts (like mine) were filled with nothing. I thought myself better than them (but this has changed..in most cases :grin2:) and so on and so forth.

Don't have it go to far. Take your leave of this thread if you must, put beskar on your ignore list for a while if you want.

Take it from me, I've had three hiatus's from the Gameroom, one was a general org absence, one was an imposed (so I got banned for a while...) and the third was because I was generally sick of it, like you are now. The shortest break I've had was my ban.

I've got no idea where I'm going with this...I'm going to bed.

atheotes

06-30-2009, 15:46

Hence, why I am leaving the gameroom for an indefinite amount of time.

:no: come on guys let it slide and let the rest of the people make up their mind... dont take it personally ~:cheers:

White_eyes:D

06-30-2009, 17:31

Vote:Death is yonder He is probably that Robot who makes signs endlessly.....but we well see...:laugh4: *goes back to animal-like innocence*

Beskar

06-30-2009, 20:04

Pevergreen got an innocent on Death is Yonder earlier in the thread I believe.

A Very Super Market

06-30-2009, 20:27

pevergreen also pegged me as guilty, which you must actually deny if you're going to lynch YLC. I thinking him as a psycho cop.

Beskar

06-30-2009, 20:58

Well, he is investigating me tonight, so I will know the situation is as you describe then as if I am guilty, it might support your psycho cop theory, thus, anyone marked as innocent could infact be guilty. After-all, my role-result pm was right in saying YLC was guilty (as YLC admitted it after the whole hassle) which supports my theory.

pevergreen

07-01-2009, 00:02

If our detective is so good he gets it wrong, why then ATPG must be guilty!

Tratorix

07-01-2009, 05:49

Voting Closed.

Beskar

07-01-2009, 05:49

Woot, it ended.

Askthepizzaguy

07-01-2009, 06:15

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/2725326311_0bae603b55.jpg

*FLASH*

What you just saw was not a round of mafia. There was no alien, and the flash of light you saw in the sky wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. You did not vote, you did not even read other people's votes. You spent the day whittling Star Wars figurines out of wood, and painting them in all the wrong colors. Darth Vader does not, for example, wear pink robes. But the point is, you're very happy with your wooden figurine hobby, and you never question that fact. You will return to your lives, people. There's nothing to see here.

Death is yonder

07-01-2009, 11:18

Vote:Death is yonder He is probably that Robot who makes signs endlessly.....but we well see...:laugh4: *goes back to animal-like innocence*

:inquisitive::inquisitive:

Vote:Whiteeyes

Day 6

:bow:

Tratorix

07-01-2009, 21:11

Despite the optimism that had started the day, it had quickly devolved into a shouting match. Delivery Class Phillip J. Fry (Beskar) had accused the young orphan robot Tinny Tim (YLC) of working for the robot mafia. Tim had quickly responded to these allegations by claiming that Fry was an idiot and was being illogical. This went on for quite some time as the votes were tallied. Tinny Tim had originally voted for Fry, but despondently changed his vote to himself as the day wound on.
“Scruffy concludes that the tiny robot be’s guilty.”
“The Host told me of his guilt! All hail the Almighty Tratorix!”
“My detectiveish brilliosity tells me that we have are culprit.”
“Very well, chaps. If you are so convinced of my guilt, I suppose I’ll have to turn myself in.”
Zapp quickly stepped forward to carry out the sentence, only to stop dead in his tracks as Tinny Tim pressed a button on his crutch, turning it into a plasma rifle. “Sorry about this gents, but since you killed off my partner Zoidberg, I’m going to have to finish this off the mission in a rather messy way.” He levelled his rifle and prepared to fire. But then Fry used his host given superpowers to hit him with a lightning bolt. Then he flew up into the air and did a victory lap. Then he got a medal and a race car and he was declared emporer of the moon and...

“Fry” Leela interrupted “This story makes no sense. How did you know who the final mafia member was? Why did you suddenly gain superpowers? And most importantly, why were you going by the name Beskar? That’s not a very cool nickname.”
“Yeah, and why was I killed off in the middle” Bender glared at Fry angrily.
“I dunno, that’s just how it happened” Fry shrugged.
“Whatever, this is boring, lets go steal some watches!”
“YEAH!”
This has been Futurama Mafia, the mafia game that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.

Townie Victory!

Minor Victory goes to all townies and shinseikhaan, who completed his secondary objective.

Major Victory goes to:
Pevergreen
White Eyes
Death is Yonder
Splitpersonality
Captain Blackadder

No victory goes to YLC, who didn’t complete either objective. Sorry, better luck next time. Lord Winter also gets no victory, for getting Wogged.

Role Info:
Beskar (Phillip J. Fry)
Power: Could roleblock one player each night. Would not, as he claimed, see their guilt or innocence.
Secondary objective: Lodge a retaliation vote every time someone votes for you.

Diana Abnoba (Turanga Leela)
Power: Could night kill one person during the game.
Secondary objective: Use your ability on a mafia member.

AVSM (Bender “Bending” Rodriguez)
Power: Could investigate one person each night.
SO: Survive the game.

Hermes Conrad (Splitpersonality):
Power: Could watch to see if someone was active during the night phase.
SO: Keep a running tally every time you vote.

Professor Farnsworth (Khazaar)
Power: Could post a message during the day write up.
SO: Get Ogden Wernstrom lynched or killed.

Amy Wong (Captain Blackadder)
Power: Didn’t have one. Sorry.
SO: Use at least one made up word in every post.

Zapp Brannigan (pevergreen)
Power: Could investigate one person each night. A coin would be flipped to determine his result, heads innocent, tails guilty.
SO: Don’t get lynched.

Malfunctioning Eddie (athoeotes)
Power: Could survive a night kill.
SO: Get yourself lynched.

Nibbler (White eyes)
Power: Could protect one person each night phase.
SO: Successfully protect once.

Dr. Ogden Wernstrom (Lord Winter)
Power: Could anonymously send messages to other players.
SO: Get professor Farnsworth lynched or killed.

Scruffy (DIY)
Power: Could survive being lynched once.
SO: Post no more than twice each day phase. Posts with just a vote wouldn’t count. Later changed to posts with just a vote and/or smilies wouldn’t count because it amused me.

Calculon (CDF)
Power: Could switch one vote each day phase.
SO: Come in second in voting twice.

ATPG (Robot Devil)
Power: Could give a player the ability to protect or kill for one night. They would drop dead after using this ability.

Dr. Zoidberg (mafia) (Shinseikhaan)
Power: One kill each night.
SO: Don’t vote for someone unless they already have a vote on them.

Tinny Tim (YLC)
Power: One kill each night. Upped to two with shinseikhaans death.
SO: Lodge a tiebreaking vote.

Thanks for playing everyone! This was definitely an interesting experience and I don't think it went all too badly. It definitely taught me I'll have to be a lot more organized for the large game I plan on hosting. :2thumbsup:

atheotes

07-01-2009, 21:24

yay... a townie victory. good game everyone. I did not realize everyone had powers. that must have been a lot of work. well done Tratorix. :2thumbsup:

Cultured Drizzt fan

07-01-2009, 21:27

well, it was a fun game guys! I just wish my master plan had succeeded..... I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE!!!!! all I needed was one more vote during round 3 or four and I would have been second in 2 rounds of voting...... apparently ties don't count..... It was still fun purposely trying to get almost lynched!

A Very Super Market

07-01-2009, 22:02

Hah, I knew it. pever was the worst cop ever.

Askthepizzaguy

07-01-2009, 22:21

Well played gentlemen and lady.

Now, if you'll just re-assemble me I'll rejoin you in the land of the living, and... we'll make a deal.

For those of you who are curious, this is the 'deal' I sent to several people to fulfill my SO.

Deal between the undersigned Robot Devil and Potential Soul-

1. The party of the first party will claim your EVERLASTING SOUL or equivalent mortal servitude for a period of no less than the REST OF YOUR LIFE and no more than ALL ETERNITY. Fortunately the former period should not be very long.

2. In exchange for this, the party of the second party will receive the vote of the ROBOT DEVIL to be used upon whatever candidate the second party desires. Also, the ROBOT DEVIL will use his DIVINELY SUPREMELY EVIL powers to grant you the ability to kill or protect this evening.

If you agree to the above contract you must return it signed and send it to the ALMIGHTY TRATORIX or face the wrath of the FALLEN ONE.

Sincerely yours with buttons and bows,
THE ROBOT DEVIL.

The deal was so awful I doubted anyone would take it. However, I had hoped to offer it to a mafioso and grant them the ability to protect, and hope they would overlook the bad part, which I tried to glaze over just a little bit.

I offered it to YLC, and shortly thereafter I was murdered by him, or so he says. I was hoping I would become a target as well, and in so doing, allow someone with a more useful ability to survive.

When your ability is actually detrimental, that's about all you can do I suppose. I still got to roleplay and have fun, and someone very nearly did accept the proposal. Until the host insisted I clarify the deal part where they DIE.

Lousy better business bureau.

pevergreen

07-01-2009, 22:56

Captain Zapp Brannigan

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Role Description:

Ability: A Brilliant Mind: You have a mind honed from years of study and experience. Pm me the name of the player you want to investigate during the night phase to determine their guilt or innocence.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: It’s Mostly Kif’s Fault: Don’t get lynched (and therefore blamed) for this mess.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck! :2thumbsup:

AVSM

You follow AVSM to his quarters that night and poke around a bit after he's asleep. You find several bottles of open liquor and a lockpicking kit. This unscrupulous character is obviously GUILTY!

Yeah, cause I'm really meant to know that its a 50/50 chance.

edit: ITS pevergreen DAMMIT!

A Very Super Market

07-01-2009, 22:58

I wasn't insulting you, I was just stating a fact. :P

pevergreen

07-01-2009, 23:01

You gots to understand how it looked...

You claim detective, give no real evidence, I'm against you, you claim to have found me innocent.

Plus you were bender...

And the Zapper always make you come crawling back. You can never let your opponent see your pieces in the game of chess, remember that.

Splitpersonality

07-01-2009, 23:01

Hooray! Major victory for keeping a tally! XD

Good game guys!

Hermes Conrad

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Role Description: You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Then, some inconsiderate thugs decided to ruin everything. Without even filing for a permit! Time to teach them a lesson.

Ability: Ability: Nothing Out of Place: You may watch to see if a person was active during the night phase. Pm me with the name of the person you would like to observe.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Bureaucrat: Keep a running tally every time you vote.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

Oh god! I completely missed the fact I had an ability, god I'm so dumb.... *Head desk*

A Very Super Market

07-01-2009, 23:04

You didn't give evidence either. :P

Ah well, life is good in robot hell. Especially if you usurp the devil. He-he-he.

Khazaar

07-01-2009, 23:05

Not that it matters, but in my first and only message the bingonumbers gave Lord Winters name to be lynched. I guess I smelled it, not that it helped me a lot. Still don´t understand how the bandwaggon on me got going...

Tratorix

07-01-2009, 23:08

The deal was so awful I doubted anyone would take it. However, I had hoped to offer it to a mafioso and grant them the ability to protect, and hope they would overlook the bad part, which I tried to glaze over just a little bit.

Wasn't a very good deal, but can you really expect the devil to make a deal that's even remotely fair? My thoughts were that it might get some use later on in the game, when the ability to kill or protect would be game changing, rather than just a neat trick.

atheotes

07-01-2009, 23:14

Malfunctioning Eddie

I’m malfunctioning so badly, I’m practically giving these cars away!

Role Description: A wealthy robot Earthican car saleman, you've decided to come on this trip as a last hurrah before you finally go to that big scrap heap in the sky. And know you can't even enjoy it! The nerve of some people.

Ability: Broken Down: You may survive one night kill. It's amazing what you can survive when you're already falling apart.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Crosswired: Get yourself lynched before the end of the game.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

in my last hurrah i helped the town by getting the mafia to waste a kill on me...

Cultured Drizzt fan

07-01-2009, 23:25

Calculon

Calculon

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Role Description: As the worlds greatest actor, you, Calculon, were basically begged to come on this voyage. Then this mess happens! Do these people know how rich and talented you are?

Ability: Acting Talent!: You may convince one player to switch votes each day phase. Pm me with whose vote you want to switch and who you want to switch it to before the day phase ends. You cannot make someone vote for them self.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Celebrity: Come second in votes at the end of the round at least twice.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck! :2thumbsup:

I wasn't actually A joker role, just knew that by claiming a joker role I would NOT get lynched. and also would attract enough votes to get 2nd place.

Beskar

07-01-2009, 23:39

Oh by the way. You know the last write-up when it spoke of a guy hiding in a Cardboard box? That was me. Though admittedly, YLC did convince me there was another Mafia still alive, with his argument so I wasn't expecting the Town Victory.

Phillip J. Fry

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Role Description: You are delivery boy first class Phillip J. Fry. You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Hooray! Unfortunately, some no-goodniks in the employ of the robot mafia have crashed the party and are trying to take the ship for themselves. Boo! So, it's up to you and the other passengers to find these ruffians and bring them to justice.

Ability: Role Blocker: You are determined to find the identity of these criminals, so you can choose one person to tag along with and observe each night phase. Unfortunately, this has the side effect of making whatever action they were attempting fail. Oops.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: No I’m… Doesn’t! : Lodge a retaliation vote on anyone who votes for you.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck! :2thumbsup:

Beskar

07-01-2009, 23:50

My favourite Night Result pm was this one, especially as I role-blocked Atheotos, not ATPG.

ATPG didn't try anything funny last night. You made sure to watch him closely. He went for a walk, got a pitchfork stabbed through him and was turned into an ironic statue. But he didn't use an ability. No sir.

This was the YLC one.

You hole up outside YLC’s room for the night to make sure he’s not up to no good. Concealed by your masterful camouflage (a cardboard box) you make sure he doesn’t come through the door all night. Role Block Successful.

Just for the note, Fry doesn't use big debates or logic.

Splitpersonality

07-01-2009, 23:52

Solid snaking it eh Beskar?

A Very Super Market

07-02-2009, 00:00

Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Role Description: You were enjoying a reception with your friends on board the Titanic II as part of a generous settlement on behalf of the cruise line after you all nearly died on the first Titanic. Unfortunately, someone decided to shoot up the joint, before you even had the chance to steal anything valuable. It's time to take these chumps down.

Ability: Career Criminal: You've been a small time( and occasionally big time) crook for a long time. So you've developed a talent for discreet observation. Pm me with the name of the person you would like to investigate each night. You will be given their character name and whether they are guilty or innocent.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: I’m the Greatest!: Survive to the end of the game.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck! :2thumbsup:

I didn't roleplay very well.

Askthepizzaguy

07-02-2009, 00:06

Congratulations, everyone. Another W for town... keep it up. We need a few more to catch up to team mafia.

Diana Abnoba

07-02-2009, 04:50

YEAH!!! Town Victory! Congrats everyone. Good game Tratorix, thanks for hosting!
I was just upset I got killed off before I could use my ability.
I didn't even think that there could have been 2 detectives, in a small game. Well guess I'm still learning all the possible roles that could be in a game. Live and learn. It was still a fun game. Thanks again everyone.

Askthepizzaguy

07-02-2009, 06:11

I want to give a big THANK YOU to Tratorix for hosting the game. I enjoyed my quirky character and I do love to roleplay.

Win or not, as long as I get to do something a little different from the typical routine, I'm interested. I enjoyed the Futurama references a lot, and I look forward to more from you.

:bow:

White_eyes:D

07-02-2009, 07:13

Loved the game....:bow: WOW....that was close....my role PM...

Nibbler

Alas, our kitten-class attack ships were no match for their mighty chairs. The universe is doomed, doomed!

Role Description: A member of the ancient Nibblonian race, you have been accompanying the Planet Express crew for years in the guise of a simple animal. You can use this to your advantage in finding the culprits.

Ability: Unassuming: You are not easily noticed. This will allow you to follow one person each night and make sure they don't come to harm. Pm me the name of the person you would like to protect in the night phase. You cannot protect yourself.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Tiny Protector: Successfully protect at least once.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck! :2thumbsup: And guess who I revealed to.....that's right YLC.....:sweatdrop: here was the last PM between me and him...

I am NIBBLER.....if you watch the show....I am doing something risky....since this is scummy and can get me lynched or killed if your Mafia......Should I tell you my victory conditions? I can Protect people..:bow: I tried protecting ATPG(night one) and You last night....:smash:

Eh, don't bother with my protection - I'm immune to night kills, so even if your mafia, your going to have to be creative about killing me. Find someone else where your ability will do some good.
That hurts....I was only randomly protecting people....you know my track record at protecting people...(It's bad:shame:) I will protect AVSM, since he is claiming to be an investigator....:shrug:

Good, hopefully the mafia will waste a kill on him - however, I suspect they will leave him alone in an attempt to defame him. People have gotten antsy about professed investigators lately. Would they really chance it???

It's been done before, but only so long as the mafia are able to influence it - watch out for those that might start trying to get the investigator to investigate this or that, and who try to hide behind it.

He who would keep you from knowledge deems himself your master.
Hey....if your Mafia/SK my fate is sealed......but thanks......maybe get lucky and stop a kill attempt tonight:clown: It's a good thing he didn't kill me after night one and two....:bow: pevergreen.....you owe me a drink~:cheers:

pevergreen

07-02-2009, 07:14

Well guess I'm still learning all the possible roles that could be in a game.

You never learn all the roles. New ones come in every game. :smitten:

Just wait until the Riftwar game...I cry myself to sleep thinking about it...

Death is yonder

07-02-2009, 08:34

Scruffy
I’m Scruffy, The Janitor.

Role Description: You're Scruffy, the Janitor.

Ability: Man of Mystery: Nullify all votes against you. One use.

Primary Objective: Stop the Madness: Eliminate all Anti-Town roles.

Secondary Objective: Man of few words: Make less than 2 posts per round. This includes day and night phase. Posts with just a vote or unvote do not count towards this as long as they contain nothing else.

Completing one objective will earn you a minor victory, completing both earns a major. Good Luck!

Was hoping my smileys posts and generally lack of ability to defend self without others using the same words would leave me to last round, which I guessed which was what my ability was for, generally pulling a win out of the hat when a mafia has convinced a townie to vote for me, then poof! 1V2 wins.

Ahh, I almost accepted Pizza's bargain :clown:, he found it highly suspicious :smash:
I was thinking, hey! Free powers!

Didn't see the "Fortunately the former period should not be very long." :sweatdrop:

Smiley spam was fun :clown: