Celtic Endowments

[A Very Super Market]

Following the recent trend in questions regarding the M2 method in mixing up the units, I would like to hazard a question about our resident psychotic Celt.

https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/units/arverni/arverni_gaesatae.gif

One can imagine how certain parts of the male body can vary from man to man, so I must ask if the team has taken the time to model the natural discrepancies for these dashing figures.

Also, a side question, how exactly were the RTW gaesatae modeled?

[Megas Methuselah]

I agree. Men do not have cloned pubic areas. I demand very detailed differences, varying from hair-colour, size, and so on. Also, make sure they are uncircumcised.

And one more thing: it is my belief that battle may sexually arouse some men. Therefore, the odd Gaesetae should have an erect penis.

[AlexanderSextus]

NB4LOCK

[Cute Wolf]

Just draw some lines with black marker :sweatdrop:

I never stare that much on Gaesatae or uirodusios... but at least, if u want look for variety.... u should be a (peep - offensive content deleted).....

Ok, ok... gays are rarity at the celtic times.... they killed them... so Gaesatae shouldn't had erect penis

[A Very Super Market]

They're Celts. They love war, not the men fighting it.

Although I suppose that bloodflow wouldn't be too good.

[Macilrille]

Gaesatai, looking frightening, erect and naked, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRR!!!! Die Roman Scum!!!"


Elephant, "How do you pick up anything with that?"

Gaesatai, puzzled and suddenly aware of his endowment compared to elephant, "Eh??"

Caius Cominius Dolabra, ducking low and with a precise stab, "There you go, problem removed".

Never understood the idea of running into battle with your knob swinging openly and exposed to cuts. Especially since I have had mine hit with a hard blow from a sword (fortunately a blunt) and I can tell you it definately takes you out of action.


Lock coming up soon I bet.

[Megas Methuselah]

There's no need to lock this thread. It was originally a civilized demand to have increased variety in a the pubic treasures of the Gaesatae, and so it should remain.

Is there anything wrong with having a hard-on during battle? It doesn't necesarily indicate homosexuality. I mean, I would sure have an erect penis in a winning battle, knowing that my enemy's women would soon be my spoils of war.

Indeed, the Celts sacking Rome must have all been quite erect. They were slaughtering Romans at will, and taking advantage of their women. How could they not be erect?

In fact, I'm changing my mind here. All Gaesatae should be erect. Reason being that they, like any proper man, would look forward to the enemy's women following a battle. Any Gaesetae that isn't properly erect would, thus, be not attracted to women.

[Cute Wolf]

U can look more variety at www.********.*** (insert any pron site here) ; :laugh4:
Meth, getting erect in battle means that your little dick get more risk of being "decapitated" with enemy kopis... At least they'll tend to keep a low profile when they're fight with swords and spears...