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[Greyblades]

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Uh let me try that agaIn.

I have a serious problem my keyboard is acting up and I have no idea why. The keyboard Is wIreless and the trouble started today and has been a pain typing anything that incldes the first 8 letters on the top row i.e q,w,e,r,t,u, and i. Each letter seems to be binded to two keys at once. I have no Idea what to do.
Oh and sorry about the spellIng and grammer.

[Whacker]

Replace the batteries. Stop pouring your beer into it. Check to ensure there's no interference with the wireless signal, reset it so that it re-associates with the usb part, usually a little button does this.

[Whacker]

Also, stop typing with your elbows.

[Greyblades]

Also, stop typing with your elbows.

How nice, five minutes in and allready I've been mistaken for a l33ter. Well I'm sorry but that is an unfortunate result of my predicament deal with it. I'm sorry if I offended you with that first paragraph but I wanted to exhibit the main result of the problem. Look I'll use the painfully slow on-screen keyboard instead.

Replace the batteries.
Done it allready

Stop pouring your beer into it.
Excuse me for caling you a sactimonious bigot but I dont drink I'm not that foolish and please don't assume that I am.

Check to ensure there's no interference with the wireless signal, reset it so that it re-associates with the usb part, usually a little button does this.
I have allready tried this and it didn't work.

[Whacker]

Relax kiddo, you clearly didn't pick up on the obvious, heavy sarcasm. If none of those worked then your keyboard may be busted. Try using it on a different PC and see if the same problems come up. If not, then try using a known good corded keyboard on your current PC.

[Greyblades]

I can't relax I'm using a mouse to type and it gets frustrating to have to take hours to type a paragraph. :sweatdrop:

[caravel]

Get yourself down to a computer shop and buy a £5 wired ps/2 keyboard.

[Beskar]

It happens when coke/beer/drink affects the keyboard and messes it all up.

[Fragony]

You use a mac by any chance? Mac keyboards sometimes go completely banana's especially on the laptops, nothing you can do about it it's a hardware problem.

[Greyblades]

I was hoping that it was an easily soved problem but it seems that it was broken. I have a new keyboard and its working so thanks for the help, and sorry for taking whackers sarcasm the wrong way but its kind of hard to detect sarcasm in text when tired.:sweatdrop:

[LeftEyeNine]

Thanks for sorting out the petty unintended nuisance just as expected. :bow: