SPEED MAFIA! [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also known as "Soon to be closed due to inactivity mafia"

Oh yes, in spite of the failures of past attempts to do a speed mafia, I am going to host one to pass the time. Phases will be ten minutes long, so set aside an hour or so and let's do this thing. I believe the number of players is unlimited. Winner gets a badge.

I'm only leaving signups open for a limited time because we can't leave this open all day, people have things to do. Need 5 players minimum, hoping for enough to make it interesting.


SIGN UP NOWWWW!!! (8)

Beskar
AVSM
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Tratorix
pevergreen
Diana Abnoba
Chaotix
YLC

[Beskar]

In.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am in if we are going to do this thing tomorrow. I THINK I should be free then, but am not sure.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I could host one tomorrow too. But speed mafia is difficult to organize... people need to be online at the same time, and we all have our own schedules. Either you can play when the sign ups are open or you can't, basically.

:2thumbsup:

[A Very Super Market]

I'm here all day, trying to fix a table. :shrug:

In.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I can do it right now, that would work out fine. :yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Woo hoo that makes 3.... moar plz.

As soon as we get 5 I will think about closing signups but obviously I want moar.

[Tratorix]

In.

[pevergreen]

WOOOOAH. I'll be here, minus a few minutes every so often to click buttons at another computer.

[Askthepizzaguy]

WOOO HOOOO


I even have a very very silly plot and everything. Soon I will close and we will start.

[Diana Abnoba]

Why not I 'll try this
IN

[pevergreen]

Huzzah, its dancing, its dancing TIME.

:inquisitive:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok with six players I will start randomizing roles and sending them out. You can claim your role but you can't quote it. NO out of thread contact, everything must be in-thread.

[Chaotix]

If this is only gonna last an hour, I can be here for that long. In.

[Askthepizzaguy]

OKAY! SWEET!

I'll add a 7th player role, and as soon as I am done writing roles, I will close signups and randomize.

[ULC]

In like Sin!

[pevergreen]

May be late like kate?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, with 8 players, I am closing signups. Roles randomized and going out NOW!!!!


Now means as soon as I write them. I'll let you know when day one starts.

[Beskar]

ohh let me be Mafia, I want to kill YLC... Muahaha.

[A Very Super Market]

Meow.

[Beskar]

Meow.

*pets AVSM* I wuv wou.

[pevergreen]

moooooooooooooooooooooore like sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow mafia

amirite?

[Diana Abnoba]

Meeeoooooowwwww

[Askthepizzaguy]

EVERYONE NOW HAS THEIR ROLES, IT IS DAY ONE


YOU HAVE 10 minutes, GOOOOOO

[pevergreen]

Vote: Beskar

You could never pat me.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Vote: YLC Cause I feel very angry and misunderstood.

I would say Meow, but I dont even know how I exist.......

[ULC]

Vote: YLC Cause I feel very angry and misunderstood.

Vote: CDF

Cause ties are gut, and one shouldn't bring in feelings from another game.

[Beskar]

True, but I think YLC is a dog.

Vote: YLC

Was going to say Diana, but I realised, it might have sounded... wrong... and fast-track to infraction

[Tratorix]

Vote: AVSM I have my doubts as to how super your market really is. :inquisitive:

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Pevergreen
you'll never pet my shiny black coat

[A Very Super Market]

Meow! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RightHandCat)

Vote: Beskar

[ULC]

Unvote:CDF, Vote: Beskar

Ah, my nemmy, nemmy sis.

[Beskar]

I am too happy to care.

:beam: >:3

[Beskar]

Meow! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RightHandCat)

Vote: Beskar

You made Happy Cat a Sad Cat. :cry:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Yep I am willing to bet YLC is mafia now. He switched his vote right off of me and to beskar when IT looked like the only way to save his own hide. I was going to change my vote off of you as it was a joke, but now it stays. :yes:

[pevergreen]

Unvote: Beskar, Vote: YLC

VOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooote.

[Beskar]

Don't you want to make Happy Cat happy again, vote Dog.

Don't let him sniff your rear, or widdle on your lamposts, all type in Unvote;Vote:YLC

Picture from Google:
https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6578/truthegl.jpg

[Tratorix]

Unvote: AVSM, Vote: Beskar A vote for Beskar is a vote for wanting to kill Beskar!

[ULC]

Yep I am willing to bet YLC is mafia now. He switched his vote right off of me and to beskar when IT looked like the only way to save his own hide. I was going to change my vote off of you as it was a joke, but now it stays. :yes:

And :laugh4:? My vote moves where I want it to, and your using me and Beskar's vote to justify why your going to be lazy.

So sayeth Arguecat

[Askthepizzaguy]

If it has been 10 minutes, time is up!

[Chaotix]

last minute vote Beskar!

[Beskar]

Unvote: AVSM, Vote: Beskar A vote for Beskar is a vote for wanting to kill Beskar!

Oh noes, you caused tie, you was Dog!

Before we both go, YLC, let me tell you this. Happy Cat loves you. :3

[ULC]

Oh noes, you caused tie, you was Dog!

Before we both go, YLC, let me tell you this. Happy Cat loves you. :3

Arguecat argues whether or not you really do.

[Beskar]

Never trust Traitorix.

[Askthepizzaguy]

OK with the tie, the score was:

Beskar: AVSM YLC Trat
YLC: CDF Beskar pever
pever: Diana


Needed a tiebreaker, Chaotix' vote breaks the tie.... Beskar dies.



https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Happycatdeux.jpg



HAPPY CAT WAS KILLED!!!!



Night begins now!

[A Very Super Market]

Gnolcat doesn't know what he is.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Olngact is intrigued that Chaotix showed up at the last second to save YLC

[Beskar]

You killed Happy Cat, you are all murderers of all that is flowers and holy. The real mafia are all of you who wanted Happy Cat to die.

:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3


MURDERERS!!!!!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

BREAKING NEWS!~!!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/442px-Olngact1.jpg




OLNGACT WAS FOUND DEAD, RIPPED TO SHREDS BY A VICIOUS DOG!!!!



DAY BEGIN NOW!!!!


(Cultured Drizzt Fan is dead, along with Beskar)

6 player remain!

[Chaotix]

Serious Cat seriously didn't check to see who to vote for because Serious Cat ran out of time to vote seriously.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

noes!!!! I killed by meanies!

[Beskar]

It was YLC out for revenge, he is dog!

[Chaotix]

Hrmm.... Vote: YLC

For not being Serious.

[pevergreen]

I am teh disturbed.

Vote: YLC

[Askthepizzaguy]

ALIVE: (6)

AVSM
pevergreen
Diana Abnoba
Tratorix
Chaotix
YLC

Lynched: (1)

Beskar

Killed: (1)

Cultured Drizzt Fan

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I bet its Chaotix..... YLC would not kill me precisely because it would look like Revenge.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Chaotix
for the last minute vote to save YLC

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: YLC

There won't be two mafioso

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:no: YLC is not dumb enough to kill me right like this. He would know how guilty it makes him look, I still say its someone else framing him.

[Tratorix]

Vote: YLC Argue with this. :cool:

[Chaotix]

Hrmm... true. This dog is smart- eh kills cats and doesn't revenge of anything. If eh wasn't a dog... eh would be a pretty cool guy.

So, vote: AVSM.

And btw- that last vote wasn't to "save" YLC. I just voted to avoid WoC. (Wrath of Cheezburger)

[Chaotix]

oh, right.

Unvote: YLC

Vote: AVSM

[ULC]

*sigh*

Tha mafioso is voting for me, and mafioso wants people dead. Last round Beskar was an easy lynch, and I was an easy second round lynch.

Vote: Chaotix

For whatever good it will do, because the town is a bunch of bandwagonning idiots.

[ULC]

Hrmm... true. This dog is smart- eh kills cats and doesn't revenge of anything. If eh wasn't a dog... eh would be a pretty cool guy.

So, vote: AVSM.

And btw- that last vote wasn't to "save" YLC. I just voted to avoid WoC. (Wrath of Cheezburger)

Really now? Couldn't have voted for me? WHY BESKAR?! Was I not the most suspicious that round? Beskar had nothing on him, yet you elected to kill the one person who was not suspicious.

And, what cat are you, dear Chaotix?

[Tratorix]

*sigh*

Tha mafioso is voting for me, and mafioso wants people dead. Last round Beskar was an easy lynch, and I was an easy second round lynch.

Vote: Chaotix

For whatever good it will do, because the town is a bunch of bandwagonning idiots.

I love how every game you say something along these lines and act surprised. :laugh4:

[pevergreen]

Unvote: YLC, Vote: Chaotix

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

uhh YLC you are kind of the one who pretty much started the bandwagon on Beskar..... :inquisitive:
not that I am saying that you dont have a point, but.....
(its chaotix people!)

(and Tratorix is right, calling the town idiots does not help at all....)

[ULC]

I love how every game you say something along these lines and act surprised. :laugh4:

I'm not supposed to hope for improvement?

[Askthepizzaguy]

TIME UP! NO MORE TIME REMAIN! :47 was past the deadline!


YLC: pevergreen AVSM Tratorix
Chaotix: Diana YLC
AVSM: Chaotix

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Arguecat-1.png



ARGUE CAT IS DEAD! NIGHT BEGIN NOW!!!

(YLC- lynched)

[Chaotix]

I am Serious Cat. And I am very Serious when I say that I Seriously didn't get enough time to look at the thread before I cast my Seriously life-altering vote.

[Tratorix]

I'm not supposed to hope for improvement?

Of course, I just think you'd be used to it by now. :shrug:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

now can we please lynch Chaotix?

[ULC]

uhh YLC you are kind of the one who pretty much started the bandwagon on Beskar..... :inquisitive:
not that I am saying that you dont have a point, but.....
(its chaotix people!)

It was a bit of OMGUS, I was throwing my vote around. And once it came down to me and Beskar, I couldn't change it - I know I am innocent, but had no idea if Beskar was. So i decided to lynch a possible mafioso instead of a known townie.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

So I guess we are all pretty much idiotic band wagoners :tongue:

[Beskar]

Really now? Couldn't have voted for me? WHY BESKAR?! Was I not the most suspicious that round? Beskar had nothing on him, yet you elected to kill the one person who was not suspicious.

And, what cat are you, dear Chaotix?

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

YLC say.. I am not suspicious? *faints*

[pevergreen]

:grin2:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

.... or maybe pevergreen is the dog.......

[ULC]

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

YLC say.. I am not suspicious? *faints*

Oh, nice - now that you know I am innocent, get off my cause with your stupid little smile.

Fools, all of you. I was an asset, now I am not anymore.

I'll laugh my way to ceiling cat:laugh4:

[Beskar]

Don't make Happy Cat sad.

[Tratorix]

I am ceiling cat! I Investigate! pevergreen innocent! !
!!!!!!

[Beskar]

oh seriously, I thought the Mafia was actually Traitorix.

[Chaotix]

I'm thinking AVSM, actually... he's a little too quiet. Then again, so is Diana... :juggle2:

[Beskar]

AVSM is just a kitten, Diana is Lion Cat >:3

[Askthepizzaguy]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Ceilingcatanimated.gif


CEILING CAT SEES ALL!!! BUT CEILING CAT WAS MAULED TO DEATH BY EVIL DOG!!!!


OH NOES!!!!


Tratorix is dead.


DAY BEGIN NOW!!!!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ok Tratorix is either the detective or Mafia. Depending on whether the mafia kills him this phase.

Edit: a bit slow....

[Tratorix]

Ok Tratorix is either the detective or Mafia. Depending on whether the mafia kills him this phase.

Edit: a bit slow....

lol :laugh4:

[Chaotix]

Ok Tratorix is either the detective or Mafia. Depending on whether the mafia kills him this phase.

Err... look up, I think we have our answer. :wall:

Well, I'm gonna have to go with Vote: AVSM.

[ULC]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Ceilingcatanimated.gif


CEILING CAT SEES ALL!!! BUT CEILING CAT WAS MAULED TO DEATH BY EVIL DOG!!!!


OH NOES!!!!


Tratorix is dead.


DAY BEGIN NOW!!!!

Okay, now that was BS, and done by someone with a sense of humor - lynch Chaotix people! Help me on this one Beskar!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Ok then, Pevergreen is innocent.

I say that in order of Scumminess,
AVSM (him and Chaotix are tied)
Chaotix
Diana
pever

[Askthepizzaguy]

ALIVE: (4)

AVSM
pevergreen
Diana Abnoba
Chaotix


Lynched: (2)

Beskar
YLC

Killed: (2)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Tratorix

[Tratorix]

Okay, now that was BS, and done by someone with a sense of humor - lynch Chaotix people! Help me on this one Beskar!

I don't get the joke then.

[ULC]

LYNCH CHAOTIX

[ULC]

I don't get the joke then.

I sadi I would laugh my way to ceiling cat - ceiling cat is promptly killed.

[Tratorix]

I sadi I would laugh my way to ceiling cat - ceiling cat is promptly killed.

If the mafia knew my role, he would have killed me earlier.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Chaotix

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

:tongue: you should have waited for the end of the phase to reveal. Perhaps the Mafia did a last minute switch when they heard you.....

[pevergreen]

Vote: Diana

[Chaotix]

LYNCH CHAOTIX

LARGE TEXT IS LARGE. SERIOUS CAT IS NOT AMUSED.

[Tratorix]

:tongue: you should have waited for the end of the phase to reveal. Perhaps the Mafia did a last minute switch when they heard you.....

I revealed because I was going to be killed. Ceiling cat knows all.

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: Choatix

Quite... Quiet? Meow!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

huh, nice. They guessed lucky.

[Beskar]

Lynch Choatix!!!!!

[Chaotix]

Ermm... No, thank you.

Unvote, Vote: Diana

[Beskar]

(I like AVSM, don;t lynch her. :sad: )

[Askthepizzaguy]

Chaotix: 2 (Diana, AVSM)
Diana: 2 (pevergreen, Chaotix)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OK, Chaotix is it then. :yes:

[Beskar]

The Chaotix are a group of fictional characters in the Sonic the Hedgehog series of video games. <-------- Mafia group

[pevergreen]

Unvote: Diana, Vote: Chaotix

[Chaotix]

It looks like the tiebreaker goes to either pever or AVSM... one of them is confirmed town, and the other is mafia. Excellent. :no:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

heres hoping we were right then.....

edit: Chaotix, bit late :tongue: I really hope you are mafia.

[A Very Super Market]

Hai there!

I already voted Chaotix, let's see how this goes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Advicedog.jpg

ADVICE DOG IS DEAD!!!! ADVICE DOG SAYS THERE IS ONE MORE YOU MUST LYNCH!!!

NO MORE NIGHT ACTIONS!!! FINAL DAY PHASE BEGIN NOW


STILL ALIVE: (3)

pevergreen
Diana Abnoba
AVSM

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!! We were right! now I say we lynch Diana. She did not vote Chaotix thus must be scum! :juggle2:

[Tratorix]

Down to AVSM and Diana then.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: AVSM

[Tratorix]

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!! we was right! now I say we lynch Diana. she did not vote Chaotix thus must be scum! :juggle2:

No, Chaotix accused AVSM, I say he goes.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yep its her, she has not spoken much is trying to lurk her way to victory!

[Beskar]

I told you he was scummy!!!!!!!!!!!!! you never listen to me!!!! Why you always lynch me!!!!

It's Traitorix Pevergreen!

Serious, he only changed vote last second to save himself!

[Diana Abnoba]

Check again I did vote Chaotix 2 rounds now

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: Diana

peeeeeeveerrrrrr!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Check again I did vote Chaotix 2 rounds now

ahh you are correct, I am probably wrong...... :sweatdrop:

[Beskar]

Nooo don't lynch AVSM :(

[Tratorix]

So it comes down to pevergreen. God help us all. :clown:

[pevergreen]

Coin flip.

[Chaotix]

It's pevergreen. It's gotta be pevergreen.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

why? Tratorix was the detective, and he cleared him.

[pevergreen]

Vote: Diana

[Beskar]

:skull:it was actually AVSM

[A Very Super Market]

Meow! (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/YOU%27RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg)

[Chaotix]

It's pever because he's been the one calling the shots the whole time. He's decided the lynch for the past three rounds. The round is not over, he can still be lynched.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2 more minutes... round ends on :08, not counted at :09

[Diana Abnoba]

Meow, pever why me, okay I'll let you pet my shiny black coat.

[A Very Super Market]

You were mafia! Be quiet!

[Beskar]

Can I pet your black coat?

[Askthepizzaguy]

ROUND FINISH!

NOW YOU WAIT WHILE HOST DOES FINAL WRITEUP!!! THANK YOU FOR PLAY!!!!!

[Diana Abnoba]

No you are, you be quiet, I like to meow.

[pevergreen]

Longcat is long. :yes:

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am the orange long cat!

[Diana Abnoba]

Meeooww, Beskar, yes you can...Puurrrrr

[A Very Super Market]

gnolcat is anagram :smile:

[Beskar]

*pets Diana's black coat*

I am dog sitting, her name is Rosie and she says hi. I think she is saying hi, she is just staring at the screen.

[A Very Super Market]

I was talking to Chaotix.

[Beskar]

gnolcat is anagram :smile:

Nag Colt?!! is that you?!
http://magic-meadows.com/myPictures/100_1960%20Colt%20looks%20like%20a%20toy%20horse.jpg

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ok we failed then, AVSM is the other dog......

[Tratorix]

ok we failed then, AVSM is the other dog......

I totally called it. :cool:

[Beskar]

No, I did, at the first round. Then said again at single and I got trophy.

[A Very Super Market]

Because I am a pony-dog! Bwahahaha!

[Askthepizzaguy]

In the land of TEH LULZ, down by the great series of tubes that are the internetz, many players decided they wanted Moar.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Moarboar.jpg

Well all the LOLCATS gathered together and they decided that they finally needed to destroy ADVICE DOG. First, they decided to kill Happy Cat.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Happycatdeux-1.jpg

Then, the Advice Dog killed OLNGACT, the Orange LOLcat. (OH NOES!)

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Olngact1.jpg

Teh LOLcats got together and decided that ARGUECAT must die. Argue cat argued, but they wouldn't listen!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Arguecat.jpg

Then, the Advice Dog killed the almighty CEILING CAT and it looked like all hope was lost!


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Ceilingcatanimated.gif

But Ceiling Cat in his infinite wisdom said that Longcat was Long!!! Which means he is teh innocent.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OhExploitableLongcat.jpg

Finally, they killed Advice Dog, who advised them to be on the look out for something even more evil than advice Dog...

And so it came down to this..... and the traitorous LOLcat was indeed, TACGNOL!!!!


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Epic-LongBattle.jpg

AND THE LOLCATS ENGAGED IN THE EPIC BATTLE KNOWN AS CATNAROK, and the evil, evil creature was defeated! LONG LIVE THE LONGCAT!!! LONG LIVE THE LONGCAT!!!


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/FinalAdvice.png



BOTH ADVICE DOG AND THE TACGNOL WERE DESTROYED IN EPIC WIN!!! ALL THEIR BASE ARE NOW BELONG TO YOU!!!!


Game over have nice day!

[pevergreen]

PRETTY SURE I AM TEH WINNA

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

wait.... we won?

[Tratorix]

Woot! Go longcat!

[seireikhaan]

Umm. Wow.

[Chaotix]

:laugh4:

Hilarious. You may wanna fix the image links and take the [IMG] tags out of them, though.

[Askthepizzaguy]

OK I fixed the images, have nice day!

[A Very Super Market]

See! Harumph!

[Diana Abnoba]

Yes I was town, until you killed the dog, then I became, mafia, and you had to kill me also. Good job guys. You all can pet my shiny black coat now.

[Beskar]

See? I told you not to kill AVSM and we won!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

wait a second...... :inquisitive: :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Diana Abnoba]

Yes, I'm a BAD little kitty. MEOW.

[gibsonsg91921]

start another one, i want to play!

[Askthepizzaguy]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OhExploitableLongcat-1-1.jpg


Townies win awesome badge! It says epic win.



[IMG]https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OhExploitableLongcat-1-1.jpg[/IMG

Plus the final ] to make the image work. Or copy to your computer and host it yourself on photobucket in case I have to delete it.

[pevergreen]

I should be the one to get this.

MWHAHA..

And maybe AVSM.

[A Very Super Market]

But... kitty cats take up too much room!

[gibsonsg91921]

come play super speedy mafia, all you peoples! sorry to spam, i just miss mafia so much. it's been a long time and your speed mafia game got me excited.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hehehe...

I'm pooped for today;
I'll host another one tomorrow if you guys want. I'll reveal all the roles now, give me a minute...

[Askthepizzaguy]

AVSM- Gnolcat (Townie)
White and Black cat, the spawn of Longcat and Tacgnol.
AVSM, you are GNOLCAT.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/450px-Longtac_Gnolcat.jpg

Gnolcat is a good cat. You obviously are a townie.
pevergreen- Longcat (Townie)
Holy LOLcat of awesomeness.
pevergreen, you are LONGCAT

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/OhExploitableLongcat.jpg

You're the longest cat in the world. Obviously, you're a townie.
Tratorix- Ceiling Cat (Detective)
The All knowing LOLcat.
Tratorix, you are Ceiling Cat.

You see all! You can investigate one player every night phase.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Ceilingcatanimated.gif

YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE. (Townie)
Cultured Drizzt Fan- Olngact (Townie)
Olngact is the Orange Longcat! He is just as long but much more orange!
CDF, you are Olngact, the Orange Longcat!

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/442px-Olngact1.jpg

This means you're a townie!
Beskar- Happy Cat (Townie)
Happy Cat is Happy.
Beskar, you are HAPPY CAT.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/95/Happycatdeux.jpg


This means you're a townie.YLC- Argue Cat (Neutral)
Argue Cat loves to Argue. This is why we can't have nice things.
You're ARGUE CAT.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Arguecat-1.png

You are neutral and you just want to survive the game. You win with the town unless you are the last cat standing. Then you win with mafia. No night ability.
Chaotix- ADVICE DOG (In the guise of Serious Cat) MAFIA
Serious Cat is Seriously Not a Cat! IT'S THE EVIL ADVICE DOG! RUN AWAY! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
You are MAFIA.


You're pretending to be SERIOUS CAT.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/SeriousCat_nocaption.jpg


You're actually ADVICE DOG. You kill one person per night.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Advicedog.jpg

Diana Abnoba- Tacgnol
Unholy Evil cat. Starts off nice, but if Advice Dog dies, she becomes Super Evil! (Traitor)
Diana, you are Tacgnol, the evil evil evil evil twin of Longcat.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Tacgnol.jpg

You're the traitor cat! You start off nice, but you can turn evil.

[Beskar]

I knew it!! I thought YLC was fishy.

[ULC]

I knew it!! I thought YLC was fishy.

Oh, lay off already! I was a townie, except I had a higher win percentage rate then the rest of you :laugh4:

Jealous much?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think my favorite part was when Khaan showed up and was left speechless from the random.

[Beefy187]

What? I missed out on a cat mafia?:wall:

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're here tomorrow I'll host another one, or if gibsonsg91921 (Hereafter referred to as Gibs) :sweatdrop: wants to host, he sure can. Round about the same time I think, for mine. I'll re-randomize things and make it even moar random.

[Beefy187]

If you're here tomorrow I'll host another one, or if gibsonsg91921 (Hereafter referred to as Gibs) :sweatdrop: wants to host, he sure can. Round about the same time I think, for mine. I'll re-randomize things and make it even moar random.

I was about to type "sure!" but I just remembered that I got school tommorow :wall:
I can do Sundays though:beam:

[Sigurd]

I should have kicked all your sorry behinds to infractionville for this blatant spamming... if it hadn't been so funny.
Congrats, you made my day. :laugh4:

[pevergreen]

:bow:

:grin2:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I should have kicked all your sorry behinds to infractionville for this blatant spamming... if it hadn't been so funny.
Congrats, you made my day. :laugh4:

I'm tryin' to put on a good show, I'm glad the audience and the players are pleased! :laugh4: :bow:

[seireikhaan]

I should have kicked all your sorry behinds to infractionville for this blatant spamming... if it hadn't been so funny.
Congrats, you made my day. :laugh4:
Now, now, I was keeping watch over the little tykes. I was making sure they kept, uh.... on topic. Which was....:inquisitive: Wait, what was the topic anyways? :laugh4: