View Full Version : Swords and D20's, Small Mafia Game [Concluded]
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-28-2009, 22:28
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It was a very generic day in the town of Townie-ville, tucked away in the Obligatory mountains in the southern area of the Kingdom of Nowhere. Of course The kingdom of Nowhere is bordered to the south by the Nasty Dictatorship of Anywhere at all, and the people of Nowhere always feared that Anywhere at all would try and destroy them. So The town of Townie-ville was a buffer zone, lead by the Great Archmage named Achoo, who kept the peace and assured that nothing happened out of the ordinary. Of course then one day everything went wrong....... PC's arrived!!! And that can only mean that something plot related is about to happen! And lo and behold, the next day (insert Generic name here) was missing! his floor bloodstained and his body seemingly lost. Achoo was noticeably disturbed, and so he has called together all of the NPC's with more than one line of dialogue In Townie-ville to help root out these would be Invaders from the Dictatorship of Anywhere at all. May you all pray that the PC's save your unimportant butts! (or not :beam::beam:)
Well everyone welcome to my first Mafia game. This is my first time doing this so be kind of patient with me. I am going for a Roleplayinggame-esque vibe if you cant already tell :beam:, as a major DND addict this is my attempt at partially getting ready for my large game. Such as testing out a new role('s) I think may make the game more fun.
I realize many of you will not get the jokes, so bear with me..... :bow: I will try to make this as fun as possible for EVERYONE, role players or not.
All standard rules apply
Communication out of thread is allowed
Vote: No lynch is allowed
Rounds last 24 hours
And I would appreciate it if you guys could keep a running tally
A sample Townie Role PM:
Hello (insert generic NPC name here)
Level 1 commoner
Alignment: NG (Neutral Good)
Sorry man, you are a NPC, you exist simply for the purpose of providing amusement for the Mighty PC's. And are completely expendable. Ohh did I mention you aren't important? I did? Ok then, well its true twice over. You are a Level 1 commoner, a NPC class so weak a cat literally has the ability to kill you. But if you are lucky you may just live through this whole mess we like to call a "plot" and help the PC's out in the process!
Abilities:
Vote: yep you guessed it, during each day phase you vote.
Victory condition: Destroy all anti town roles you will win even if you are not alive at the endgame
Signups: 13/15
atheotes
Tratorix
Beskar
TheFlax
johnhughthom
FactionHeir
Reenk Roink
White eyes:D
A Very Super Market
Khazar
Quintus.JC
Yaropolk
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Replacement:
Askthepizzaguy
Death is Yonder
(I have now finished the Arduous task of Editing this page about 20 times, adding and deleting things, which may have left you all a bit confused. Sorry about that.... :sweatdrop::sweatdrop:)
atheotes
07-28-2009, 22:32
count me in... i thought the next small game would be Beskar's...Did yours get bumped up the list?
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-28-2009, 22:34
Apparently, GH sent me a PM saying I was up due to the next three games being postponed due to conflict or something.
GeneralHankerchief
07-28-2009, 22:35
Beskar, Chaotix, and Greyblades all can't host right now. CDF is the lucky man of the hour. :yes:
Tratorix
07-28-2009, 22:37
In.
I shouldn't, but I really can't say no to some D20s.
:charge:
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-28-2009, 22:45
There we go, much better picture. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
By the way when I say Insert generic NPC name here I literally mean that is there name :tongue:
Askthepizzaguy
07-28-2009, 23:54
Beskar, Chaotix, and Greyblades all can't host right now. CDF is the lucky man of the hour. :yes:
Wowzers. Makes me wish I was higher on the list! :laugh4:
In if you need me, replacement if you don't.
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-28-2009, 23:57
I was kind of suprised, was not expecting to have to do this for a while..... :sweatdrop: but I already had most of it ready on my computer, so things worked out fine.
johnhughthom
07-29-2009, 00:06
This one sounds like it should be fun, I'm in. :2thumbsup:
I have had four roles in a row with no night abilities, some night-time fun would be nice. Hint, hint.:wink3:
FactionHeir
07-29-2009, 00:53
:yes:
Reenk Roink
07-29-2009, 02:50
:bow:
:no:
I would join this, but sadly I can't for the same reason why I can't host my own game- I am going on vacation next week.
White_eyes:D
07-29-2009, 05:15
Why not? IN
A Very Super Market
07-29-2009, 07:27
Alright, I'm in.
D and D, for free? Im IN (want to play a Thief/Warlock/Barbarian powergamer).
Quintus.JC
07-29-2009, 09:53
In :yes:
Death is yonder
07-29-2009, 12:26
Place me as a replacement, but if you are in need of players, put me on the play list.
My term tests start in a week or so, so high activity levels beyond that isn't really guaranteed :no:
Yaropolk
07-29-2009, 15:39
Im in
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-29-2009, 15:41
Getting close. Just three more!
Splitpersonality
07-30-2009, 04:02
In if it's still available!
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-30-2009, 04:04
Alright, I will give things 9 or so hours but after that I will send out Role PM's and start the game.
Askthepizzaguy
07-30-2009, 11:05
Well i guess you will need me. I'm trying to get Diana to sign up too.
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-30-2009, 16:05
It looks like My replacements are going to have step in, I am going to start sending out Role PM's as soon as The dice gods decide who's who.
Death is yonder
07-30-2009, 16:13
Very well... just don't expect much activity/ thought process at all. I'd most likely be lurking, with 5 games that I'm participating in already :sweatdrop:
This calls for a greater reorganization of my schedule :dizzy2:
To the mafia when you are chosen, please kill me first, :bow:
:laugh4:
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-30-2009, 16:59
Ok then, All role PM's are out
Start Day 1 It will end July 31st 7:00 PM EST (or around then.... :sweatdrop:)
A few rules I may have forgotten
You can quote PM's but no screenshots
Post mortem: no Quoted PM's or reveal of Night actions, other than that say what you want.
Level plays an important part in determining if a Kill attempt succeeds or fails. :bow:
thats about it.
johnhughthom
07-30-2009, 17:11
Forsooth, I do believe that it is a most vexing dilemma. Who amongst shall us sow evil and discord across the land? I shall close my eyes, and use my quill of writing +1 to magically choose a name for me.
Vote:Death is yonder
A Very Super Market
07-30-2009, 17:48
Hello adventurers! Where might you be headed today?
FactionHeir
07-30-2009, 18:04
Forsooth, I do believe that it is a most vexing dilemma. Who amongst shall us sow evil and discord across the land? I shall close my eyes, and use my quill of writing +1 to magically choose a name for me.
Vote:Death is yonder
vote: jht because a commoner would not have such items and speak in such a way.
Askthepizzaguy
07-30-2009, 18:06
Woy oim not 'eadin' anyware, I be 'eadin' down to the brewer to get me sum of that fine spirits! Drink the drink that oi 'ave made! Hey brotha, pour the woine!
I most kenfess oi have a problem, oim being blackmailed. Oi need the services of someone who can offa protection, if you know wut oi mean. It seems that in my drunken edventcha last week, I was caught in, shall we say, a compromising position... with the daughter of a band of mercenries, and now they are threatning to tell my woife and are troying to coerce me. Can 'anyone 'ere offer their sword? I jest want to skeere 'im a little, rough 'im up some. You don't need to kill him, just make 'im fear the wrath of Nerull, that's awl.
Oi moight be able to offer a gold piece or two fer yer troubles! Oi don't have anything else on moi moind at the moment, so I don't care to vote on this lynching business. I'm not getting moi 'ands dirty with 'anging the innocent, it's the bloated dirty scumbags oim worried about!
vote: abstain
But err, anyone wants a free drink, come on down to the brewry and oil buy you a pint. Need awl the friends oi can get these days.
Yaropolk
07-30-2009, 18:34
I'm a level 2 bar patron! vote: atpg since i have no idea what he just said
Reenk Roink
07-30-2009, 18:40
Rolled a 19 so I will Vote: abstain, courteously :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
07-30-2009, 18:41
A fellow bar patron! That's noice. The only proper thing to do 'round Townie-ville is drinking. None of that swoshbucklin' and such. A man who drinks ees a foine lad in moi book!
You don't need to kill him, just make 'im fear the wrath of Nerull, that's awl.
Nerull, eh? What be your relation to the god of death, murder and the underworld? :inquisitive:
Splitpersonality
07-30-2009, 18:49
Vote: Abstain
Askthepizzaguy
07-30-2009, 18:58
Nerull, eh? What be your relation to the god of death, murder and the underworld? :inquisitive:
Well eef you look at the context of wot oi was saying, it means that I want to put a scare into my blackmailers. Make them fear death is oll. But sharp oies you have!
:wink:
Quintus.JC
07-30-2009, 20:30
it means that I want to put a scare into my blackmailers. Make them fear death is oll. But sharp oies you have!
Who's trying to blackmail you? :inquisitive:
Vote: abstain
atheotes
07-30-2009, 20:44
hello there... these are dark days indeed...
Vote: No Lynch
Askthepizzaguy
07-30-2009, 20:46
OOC- according to my role PM, a band of mercenaries or warlords or something.
Meow, I just like to keep cleen. And don´t step on my tail...
Vote:Abstain
As soon as I say anything, I am getting killed. Plus, having the worst role in the entire game, feel free to use me as lynch/murder fodder, that is basically all I am.
Vote: Beskar
Askthepizzaguy
07-31-2009, 04:37
That's a bit defeatist, Beskar. Please unvote yourself and attempt to play the game.
Unvote; Vote: White_Eyes:D
Splitpersonality
07-31-2009, 04:51
That's the spirit!
Cultured Drizzt fan
07-31-2009, 05:59
The dice gods say keep a tally. OR ELSE! :laugh4::laugh4: no but it would be nice idea :yes: make my job tomorrow a lot easier. (Just a friendly reminder. Or is it? :inquisitive:)
White_eyes:D
07-31-2009, 08:00
Unlike Beskar, I am not out for a feud...:laugh4: Vote:No lynch
I was going to tell him to vote for me....but it lots like I'm the only thing keeping him going:wink:
You must be jealous ATPG, he is your :sweetheart: after all...
johnhughthom
07-31-2009, 11:14
Unvote, Vote:No Lynch
Read the rules wrong, thought no lynch wasn't allowed.
Death is yonder
07-31-2009, 15:49
Oh my... who are you? G-G-Ge-Get Away from me you foul knaves! I will truss you up in a sack I will!
Vote:No Lynch
Tally:
No Lynch:5 (atheotes, TheFlax, White_eyes :D, johnhughthom, Death is yonder)
johnhughthom: 1 (FactionHeir)
Askthepizzaguy: 1 (Yaropolk)
White_eyes :D: 1 (Beskar)
Abstain: 5 (Askthepizzaguy, Reenk Roink, spL1tp3r50naL1ty, Quintus J.C., Khazaar)
A Very Super Market
07-31-2009, 19:54
Vote: Abstain
.........
Tratorix
08-01-2009, 00:27
In honour of CDF's first game as a host, I will Vote: No Lynch.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-01-2009, 00:41
:laugh4::laugh4: Thank you Tratorix. Writeup commencing.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-01-2009, 00:56
End of Day One
The People of Townie-ville gathered on that first day, Many throwing there votes randomly about with little regard to finding the invaders. Many wove deep back stories of their life before the plot. Slowly people got an idea of who each other was, and in a show of humanity a flood of No Lynch votes began. The dice gods called from on high to keep the Tally, and Lo the tally was kept. And through it all Achoo sat on his great throne with an amused look in his eye, overjoyed he would not have to immolate a Townsman today.
"I am glad of the choice you have all made. I only hope that you have not made a mistake that will get us all killed." With that he rose from his throne and took his staff in hand "This days talk is officially over, perhaps we will be closer to finding these invaders tomorrow. I just hope that when we awake we have not lost more from among us."
Final Vote:
No Lynch:6 (atheotes, TheFlax, White_eyes :D, johnhughthom, Death is yonder, Tratorix)
johnhughthom: 1 (FactionHeir)
Askthepizzaguy: 1 (Yaropolk)
White_eyes :D: 1 (Beskar)
Abstain: 6 (Askthepizzaguy, Reenk Roink, spL1tp3r50naL1ty, Quintus J.C., Khazaar, A Very Super Market)
yayyy everyone voted! :laugh4: I hope this means I won't have to WOD (Wrath of Drizzt) at any point :inquisitive:......
Begin Night 1, it will end tomorrow 6:00 PM EST.
Reenk Roink
08-01-2009, 13:19
johnhughthom: 1 (FactionHeir)
Askthepizzaguy: 1 (Yaropolk)
White_eyes :D: 1 (Beskar)
Why would FH, Yaropolk, or Beskar vote for anyone before night actions took place? :inquisitive:
Better have rolled a 20 that forced you, or else you look mighty suspicious...
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-01-2009, 19:45
3 hours and I am missing quite a few possible Night orders
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-01-2009, 22:30
Night One
Haley was slinking her way down Townie-ville’s streets when A dark and Mysterious Figure slipped in behind her. She continued walking down the road intent on getting to her destination.
“Well, What do we have here!!!!!” the Figure cackled evilly. “A surprise round that’s what!”
Haley jumped and turned to face the cloaked figure “Wait a minute, that isn’t fair!”
The figure cocked his head to the side “wait, What?”
Haley put her hands on her hips “I didn’t get a spot check! You can’t say it’s a surprise round if I didn’t get a spot check!”
The figure sighed “just my luck, I pick a metagaming PC as a target….. Fine just roll your spot check……”
Haley pulled a small d20 from her pouch, she rolled it on the ground and nodded. “HAH! I got a Natural twenty! That means no surprise for you!” She pulled her longbow from her back, nocking an arrow and pointing at the figure. “And I just won initiative! SNEAK ATTAK!” The arrow thudded into the figures robes pushing him back a step, but he remained standing. “uhhh oh” Haley said, feeling the first signs of dread in her throat. Where was Roy when you really needed a meat shield?
The figure reached down to the arrow, seeming annoyed “Guess what? Now it is my turn.” He pulled the arrow out from him and started muttering over it. A green light began to dully shine at its tip. “M(copyrighted)’s Acid Arrow!” The arrow flew from his hand. Haley desperately threw herself to the side, And the spell hit the ground where she had been standing, The arrows tip began to pump forth an acid, Causing a thick acrid smoke to rise from the ground.
Haley gulped “Double uh oh.” She Ran of down an alley, her bow thrown to the side in a mad dash to get help. Exactly sixty feet later her attacker began swiping his arms out to the side, taking a small piece of Bat Guano from his spell pouch. “And now……. FIREBALL!” A small Golden bead flew out towards the retreating Rogue hitting the ground right at her feet.
BOOM!!!!!
A huge fireball engulfed Haley, to her plaintiff cries of “Evasion! EVASION!!!!!!” The fire petered out as fast as it began, leaving behind the charred corpse of Haley……
The Hooded Figure Cackled once more before saying one last thing “One down.”
Haley the Rogue (TheFlax) is dead
Quintus was happily moping up the floor near the Broken flagon Tavern when he was approached by 2 young emo teens wearing Long Black robes. Kids these days Quintus thought back in my day we didn’t have all these Teens in black just Galumphing around town……
The teens whispered to each other before one spoke up “sooooo uhhh are you like Quintus?”
Quintus’s brow furrowed “why yes I am son now what the heck do you want?”
The teens smirked a bit then took out a pair of Small Daggers “Well…… we kind of want you dead.”
Qunitus’s eyes widened and he jumped backwards using the mop he had in hand as a makeshift Staff. “then bring it ON!!!!! I clawed my way to the top in this town and I am not going to have two teens ruin it all! Did the Rusty bucket send you? Well take this back to whoever hired you!” He leapt forward smacking one teen in the head.
“OOOOOWWWWWW!” he fell backwards and the other teen lunged forward dagger outstretched. It hit Quintus’s side but he simply swiped the mop and sent the dagger flying.
“SEE! I can take anything you can dish out!” he swooned slightly from the wound on his side, but still ran forward against one of the teens.
“wait why are we using daggers?” they both said, and wicked grins spread across there face’s. They both began muttering and raised there hands in the air. A bolt of Force flew from each of there outstretched hands, hitting Quintus and stopping him in his tracks.
“OK that was pretty good.” Quintus swayed for several seconds but kept on moving forward, the Mop held in his hands like a deadly weapon “But I am not dead yet!”
The teens looked at each other and started running down the street “Master did not say killing NPC’s would be this tough! Forget this!”
Quintus has fought off his attackers.
In the morning Achoo called all of the Townies back. His face was grim "Things do not look good, I hope we can find these invaders before more have to die"
End of Night one
Living Players: 14
atheotes
Tratorix
Beskar
johnhughthom
FactionHeir
Reenk Roink
White eyes:D
A Very Super Market
Khazar
Quintus.JC
Yaropolk
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Askthepizzaguy
Death is Yonder
Killed: 1
TheFlax
Achooed: 0
BEGIN DAY 2! It will end 8:00 EST Tommorow
Why would FH, Yaropolk, or Beskar vote for anyone before night actions took place? :inquisitive:
Better have rolled a 20 that forced you, or else you look mighty suspicious...
Kill me then.
I should totally made that reflex save! :clown:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-01-2009, 23:38
ahh for the record I mean 8 PM tomorrow, not 8 AM. Seems to have caused some confusion. I will be indisposed latter tonight so I moved the night phase up to around 6, but It should not happen again. :bow:
Quintus.JC
08-02-2009, 09:57
Punks... ~:smoking:
I presume the boss himself and a two (wo) man goonsquad who probably have to team up to kill. I guess that´s what we´re facing, three people, two kills per night...
Reenk Roink
08-02-2009, 15:37
CDF himself said that he was missing a lot of PM's so there are probably a lot of roles in this one, and that would be on top of Khaazar's 3 Mafia suggestion.
QJC is most likely innocent. Not only by the attack, but the writeup suggested he was a just an NPC barman (a tough one at that, gives hope to us NPC's)
Vote: FactionHeir for being one of the people who voted for somebody last night. Want extra kills? :inquisitive:
By the way, I think Beskar might be a jester doing a really bad job trying to get lynched. :clown:
Death is yonder
08-02-2009, 15:58
Vote: Tratorix
Random Vote to get the stones rolling.:juggle2::juggle2:
Askthepizzaguy
08-02-2009, 16:29
vote: Reenk Roink
Beskar told me to do it. :clown:
Vote: Reenk Roink
White_Eyes:D told me to do it. :clown:
Reenk Roink
08-02-2009, 18:57
Metagaming at it's finest. :rolleyes:
White_eyes:D
08-02-2009, 19:36
Man...lynching people over such crappy reasons...:clown:
Vote:abstain
johnhughthom
08-02-2009, 21:36
Vote:Factionheir
Lame reason for lynch vote in first round.
Quintus.JC
08-02-2009, 23:01
Vote: johnhughthom :whip:
Tratorix
08-02-2009, 23:02
Vote:Factionheir
Lame reason for lynch vote in first round.
Duh. It was the first round. Vote: Reenk Roink for starting a bandwagon on Factionheir two games in a row. That's just mean.
Yaropolk
08-02-2009, 23:02
Why would FH, Yaropolk, or Beskar vote for anyone before night actions took place? :inquisitive:
Better have rolled a 20 that forced you, or else you look mighty suspicious...
I explained my reasons last night - I don't want to spend the rest of the game trying to transalte ATPG's cockney accent into something legible. Focus on people's reactions to the writeup instead of 1st day blind votes.
Vote: Reenk-Roink
P.S. My vote should count as 2x for capturing the coveted third spot on the bandwagon!
:2thumbsup:
Edit:
P.P.S. Tratorix bumped me off the third spot =(
FactionHeir
08-03-2009, 00:12
*sniff* I am touched by my community's defense against that scoundrel. Have a round on me all at the tavern.
vote:Reenk
Reenk Roink
08-03-2009, 01:10
Duh. It was the first round. Vote: Reenk Roink for starting a bandwagon on Factionheir two games in a row. That's just mean.
I didn't start a bandwagon on FactionHeir last game (Mongolica)? I almost save his life actually.
Unvote, Vote: Tratorix for lying
I'm getting killed because I was the first one man enough to vote and people mad from other games because I exposed them... :shrug:
Yaropolk
08-03-2009, 01:29
Tally:
Reenk Roink 5 (ATPG, Beskar, Tratorix, Yaro, FH)
Tratorix 2 (DIY, Reenk Roink)
FactionHeir 1 (Johnhughthom)
Johnhughthom 1 (QJC)
Abstain 1 (White_Eyes)
MIA 4 (Atheotes, AVSM, Khazar, Split)
Splitpersonality
08-03-2009, 01:29
Vote: Abstain
Reenk Roink
08-03-2009, 01:30
I explained my reasons last night - I don't want to spend the rest of the game trying to transalte ATPG's cockney accent into something legible. Focus on people's reactions to the writeup instead of 1st day blind votes.
I'm the only one who seemed to react to the writeup, you lot are just gunning on a bandwagon (some accusing me for bandwagoning :rolleyes4:).
Also, it makes sense to be suspicious of people who want to do an unnecessary lynch...
You're making a mistake town, I wouldn't protest so much if you weren't...
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-03-2009, 03:06
Ok then, Things seemed to have winded down.
End Of Day 2
Another day dawned, with the previous nights murder weighing heavily on the minds of many..... Reenkis Roinkis quickly feel under suspicion, to start with in a almost comical manner, but latter turning into something more diabolical. It soon became clear it was he who would be fried to a crisp. He realized it and began edging his way to the back of the group, his eyes shifting. Achoo tallied the votes and rose from his throne.
"Well, it appears today we have all decided on who must be dealt with. Where is Reenkis Roinkis?"
The crowd parted leaving a very agitated Reenkis standing all alone. He sighed and snapped his fingers.
"you can't win them all I guess" Black robes flowed out around him, and he was soon back in his wizards attire. "Now we shall measure the might of my dark necromancy against your own power! Prepare for a gift from Anywhere at all!" He lifted his staff and from its tip flowed a lightning bolt!
Achoo stood firm, and the magical spells of resistance held against the storm of Lightning. "Is the best you can do? I have had dozens of duels during my life foolish Necromancer. and I learned something important."
The Necromancer looked puzzled "what?"
"Never use a spell with an energy type that can be blocked with a simple Resist energy spell." With that he held his hands out and yelled a command word "Force substituted Fireball!" a small clear bead sped from his hand, flying towards the Necromancer
"Wait.... is that even a legal choice with energy substitu....... AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The bead hit and expanded into a orb of ripping force, tearing the Necromancer to bits. The other townies in the room were thrown back by the spell. But when it all ended Achoo still stood in front of his throne.
"Well I am glad that is over with. Good job people of Townie-ville, but do not become arrogant, there are yet more invaders on the loose."
Tally:
Reenk Roink 5 (ATPG, Beskar, Tratorix, Yaro, FH)
Tratorix 2 (DIY, Reenk Roink)
FactionHeir 1 (Johnhughthom)
Johnhughthom 1 (QJC)
Abstain 1 (White_Eyes, Split)
WOD bait (Atheotes, AVSM, Khazar,)
Living Players: 14
atheotes
Tratorix
Beskar
johnhughthom
FactionHeir
White eyes:D
A Very Super Market
Khazar
Quintus.JC
Yaropolk
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Askthepizzaguy
Death is Yonder
Killed: 1
TheFlax
Achooed: 1
Reenk Roink
Begin Night 2, it will end 8 PM Tommorow
Reenk Roink
08-03-2009, 04:09
omg like I memorized meteor swarm bombardment for that battle! :smash:
Ah well, my associates will win the day! :evil:
Death is yonder
08-03-2009, 05:30
Wow, good job town, we got one of them? :2thumbsup:
Askthepizzaguy
08-03-2009, 06:56
Guess who voted for you totally NOT based on metagaming reasons.
I'm right here, mafia. Kill me.
Nice shot. Lucky guess? On with the scumfinding...
Quintus.JC
08-03-2009, 08:29
Nice one... :yes:
FactionHeir
08-03-2009, 10:29
:grin2:
Reenk Roink
08-03-2009, 12:53
Guess who voted for you totally NOT based on metagaming reasons.
I'm right here, mafia. Kill me.
:rolleyes:
Nice one... :yes:
:no: I was your biggest ally QJC. My associates don't like you.
Quintus.JC
08-03-2009, 16:01
:no: I was your biggest ally QJC. My associates don't like you.
Don't kill me... I have a family! ~:mecry:
Please accept my humble apologies. :stupid:
atheotes
08-03-2009, 16:05
not bad for day 1 :laugh4:
i totally forgot about this game and missed voting :embarassed:
Tratorix
08-03-2009, 20:38
Clearly this proves that logic and detective work are overrated. Random lynchings FTW! :laugh4:
Reenk Roink
08-04-2009, 00:18
Clearly this proves that logic and detective work are overrated. Random lynchings FTW! :laugh4:
:laugh4: :2thumbsup:
I'm tempted to go and play that way in a game now.
:rolleyes:
As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
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Cultured Drizzt fan
08-04-2009, 01:25
NIGHT 2
Johnhughthom was sitting around in his room, thoroughly bored. A knock came on the door… He walked over and slowly opened the door. He was greeted by a hulking figure, with Swords in hand.
“Uhhhh ohhhh” John Said, and ran away from his door. The figure burst in, his swords glinting in the candlelight.
“sup.” He said, his sword resting on Johns shoulder.
“ohhh you know just getting ambushed by crazed maniacs with SWORDS!” John said with annoyance.
“hey man, no reason to get all annoyed. Just doing my job and all. Now, on a serious note, are you evil?”
John looked Incredulous “Did you seriously come into my home, get a surprise round on me, and then just ask me if I am evil or not?”
The man cocked his heads to the side laughing slightly “hey man, you won initiative, I am just making conversation, and hopefully wasting your actions so I can own you.”
John sighed “dude, all talking is only a free action, I could recite the entire play of Hamlet and it would still be my turn….. Now, I don’t really feel like dieing, which I am sure you understand. Sooooooo….” John pointed a figure upwards and a flash of light appeared in The mans eyes, blinding him and causing him to yell in pain! “See ya!!!!!” John ran out of his house, trying to escape as quickly as possible.
The man Growled in anger “I was trying to be a nice guy. Trying to be team player, but you know what!”
“Man, you keep trying to kill me, how is that nice?”
“I SAID TRYING TO BE A NICE GUY!!!!!!” (I will give a balloon to whoever tells me where this is from)
The man Ran at john with his sword. “POWER ATTACK!” His slash cut completely through John, and took him from 15 HP to -9 in a single blow. The man left as mysteriously as he came, leaving John in his wake.
Johnhughthom Has been Murdered.
Living Players: 13
atheotes
Tratorix
Beskar
FactionHeir
White eyes:D
A Very Super Market
Khazar
Quintus.JC
Yaropolk
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Askthepizzaguy
Death is Yonder
Killed: 2
TheFlax
johnhughthom
Achooed: 1
Reenk Roink
Begin DAY 3, it will end 8 PM Tommorow
Where is our killerduo, and who the frag is that sworddude? Viligrante, recruited villain?
Ehrm, anyway back to the program:
Mmmh, cats like drinks, thanks a lot. But if you have a question just send me a PM, I won´t bite ;-)
Death is yonder
08-04-2009, 12:38
So... why is there only 1 kill.
Mafia busy recruiting tonight in lieu of Reenk Roink's sudden departure? :inquisitive:
Perhaps tonight's kill was either SK or vigi, although I'm leaning more to the former.
White_eyes:D
08-04-2009, 13:34
Sooooooo….” John pointed a figure upwards and a flash of light appeared in The mans eyes, blinding him and causing him to yell in pain! “See ya!!!!!” John ran out of his house, trying to escape as quickly as possible.
The man Growled in anger “I was trying to be a nice guy. Trying to be team player, but you know what!”
“Your trying to kill me?”
“I SAID TRYING TO BE!!!!!!” (I will give a balloon to whoever tells me where this is from)TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 9?? (It could have been from somewhere else though...:laugh4:)
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 16:36
My spidey senses aren't tingling yet. I don't have a vote selection at the present time.
vote: abstain
Quintus.JC
08-04-2009, 16:55
Vote: Abstain :shrug:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-04-2009, 17:01
TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 9?? (It could have been from somewhere else though...:laugh4:)
:balloon2: there you go, Could not think of any other good jokes, so I commandeered it from DBZ abridged
Now vote you lot!
White_eyes:D
08-04-2009, 17:06
I am awesome:2thumbsup:....Vote:Tratorix I have nothing better then you didn't vote for Reenk, last round:clown:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-04-2009, 17:09
yes... realized how horrible I wrote it out, edited it to make more sense. Was in a bit of a rush last night, and I believe the quality of that writeup suffered because of it. :laugh4:
atheotes
08-04-2009, 17:19
Vote: Abstain
Splitpersonality
08-04-2009, 18:12
Vote: Abstain
I am awesome:2thumbsup:....Vote:Tratorix I have nothing better then you didn't vote for Reenk, last round:clown:
LOL, he did vote for Reenk Roink last round.
Vote: Quintus.JC
Due to mysterious information from mysteries sources.
FactionHeir
08-04-2009, 18:49
Hmm jht if he was a commoner would have been level 4 or 5 at least with 25hp. Since that is unlikely I would guess he had some sort of role (his magic would suggest so). Writeup doesn't mention his stature so we cannot be sure if he was one of QJC's apprentices or not. His vote pattern may or may not suggest so.
His attacker...well we don't know what he would have done if jht had actually answered his question. While the question may sound a bit paladinish, its unlikely to be the case as paladins have detect evil which would automatically flag things up. I would guess that its a fighter type vigilante though. Doing some 36 dmg using dual wield and that on the first hit only suggests either high level fighter with high dex and str or mid level ranger.
How a commoner like me knows this? Metagaming o course :grin:
Btw, how come there was no mention of my beer in the writeup!
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 18:51
Mysterious sources tell me that johnhughthom was definitely evil character, however I can't verify that.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-04-2009, 18:53
uhh I said 25 didn't I, sorry folks, it should be 15. John had excellent CON. :beam:
Quintus.JC
08-04-2009, 19:01
Vote: Quintus.JC
Due to mysterious information from mysteries sources.
Care to shed a little bit more light on the matter? Don't keep me in the dark. :candle:
The person you killed last night. :gasp: You voted for him, when you couldn't do your way, you got him killed. Also, Reenk Roink called you out on being his partner. Also, you look funny, you aren't from around here.
Hmm, i wonder if Ms. Wibbles has finished cooking her delicious buns.
Quintus.JC
08-04-2009, 19:11
The person you killed last night. :gasp: You voted for him, when you couldn't do your way, you got him killed. Also, Reenk Roink called you out on being his partner. Also, you look funny, you aren't from around here.
Hmm, i wonder if Ms. Wibbles has finished cooking her delicious buns.
You're making a big mistake, I didn't kill anyone last night. Yes I did vote for John, I have my reasons. Furthermore what makes think me and Reenk are related in anyway, an exchange of words proves nothing. I'm having a conversation with you right now, does that make us partners?
Tell me something about the mysterious information, if someone told you this then they're clearly trying to mislead you. Think more before you cast your vote.
Yaropolk
08-04-2009, 19:17
vote: Split
Nothing jumps out at me. Lets vote off the lurkers.
What makes you think we are on the same side, maybe we are on different sides, maybe, the coin has 3 sides and you are the side which runs through the middle. The mysteries of the world hurt my head, I don't know who you are or what you are, same goes for me. Is my "mistake" really the right, while you try to tempt me away from the course of good?
Either way, you don't belong here, get out of my village! :pitchfork:
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 19:25
vote: Splitpersonality
No lurker victories
FactionHeir
08-04-2009, 19:28
Something strange with Beskar and Khazaar. Both used a cryptic phrase at the end, similar to code sentences we were given in Netherworld mafia.
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 19:29
I happen to know what Beskar is doing, or at least claiming to be doing. It's actually pretty funny. I think Khazaar could have a similar role.
If you are so unsure of me, just kill me. Get it over and done with!
Bah, you and your kind don't belong here.
Splitpersonality
08-04-2009, 19:31
I'm not lurking, I just don't know how to roleplay a generic NPC.
Also nothing really strikes me either, so I don't have too much to comment on.
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 19:32
If you're a NPC, what is your mission, Split?
Splitpersonality
08-04-2009, 19:34
Providing amusement for the PCs, sadly that is my sole purpose and mission in my programmed life.
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 19:35
ORLY? Because I'm NPC and I have missions. Missions, I might add, I am woefully unable to complete and am utterly failing at.
:laugh4:
Yaropolk
08-04-2009, 19:41
Providing amusement for the PCs, sadly that is my sole purpose and mission in my programmed life.
Welcome to my shop
Would you like to buy a hat?
Then silence again
Splitpersonality
08-04-2009, 19:42
I literally got nothing more than the townie PM given in the first or so posts.
I doubt anyone will believe I am just a normal townie so go ahead and lynch me, It's no major loss to the town, better than lynching a pro-town role at least.
I got ya' mission for you. Jump into a bottomless pit. If you do it, I will give ya a gold coin and +1000 xp.
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 19:52
Okay, let's see if your story holds up. Vee have vays of making you talk.
unvote, vote: atheotes
"forgot about this game" followed by an abstain? Mmm hmm.
I´ll do it, I´m an XP whore. Bottomless pit, at least I won´t die...
Vote: Factionheir I´m not using code, I´m playing my character...
I been told that if I don't remove my vote, I am going to be excommunicated by a man who smells of yogurt in priestly robes.
Unvote: Quintus.JC
White_eyes:D
08-04-2009, 21:40
Unvote:Tratorix Vote:atheotes I am behind you Pizzadude:cool:
atheotes
08-04-2009, 22:05
Okay, let's see if your story holds up. Vee have vays of making you talk.
unvote, vote: atheotes
"forgot about this game" followed by an abstain? Mmm hmm.
if i dont have anything to go by, i abstain :shrug:
atheotes
08-04-2009, 22:06
unvote, vote:White_eyes
your vote on me is outright scummy:whip:
White_eyes:D
08-04-2009, 22:10
unvote, vote:White_eyes
your vote on me is outright scummy:whip:
Ok, I well reveal everything. You got me...Good game everyone...:shame:
I am a generic NPC's...."You just earned 1000xp":clown:
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2009, 22:11
Do you have any missions, White_Eyes, or am I the only one?
I thought the game setup involved more NPC's with side missions. Now everyone is claiming they are nothing and no one. I feel lonely.
vote: atheotes
We don't like your kind around these parts. *raises pitchfork*
White_eyes:D
08-04-2009, 22:22
I don't think so....unless I am missing part of my role PM...*looks at Drizz*:stare:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-04-2009, 22:23
hey if you have a question about your Role then PM me, I think I explained it well enough. You have your whole role PM.
FactionHeir
08-04-2009, 22:43
Interesting, I'm not even voting your Khazaar and merely pointing out something about your writing style which seems to trigger an immediate vote from you.
FoS Khazaar.
Tratorix
08-04-2009, 22:48
Vote: atheotes Our last bandwagon worked out pretty well. :shrug:
Reenk Roink
08-05-2009, 01:09
Kill them all my remaining slave and my contact! :smash:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-05-2009, 01:43
END OF DAY 3
The day once again soon found a clear target, in Atheo, and Achoo stood once again
"Well, looks like we have our target! Well, Atheo, what do you have to say." Achoos face was stern, he had faith in his townies, and his staff was defensively before him.
Atheo looked annoyed "you know what, I have this to say. All we were trying to do was conquer this place through the use of zombies, all for the good of Anywhere at all. And then you psychos just start randomly guess who we are and get it RIGHT. I mean, what a turn of events...... I mean what are the chances you guess who both me and my master are? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! I am calling BS on this entire thing! There is no way you could find us you are all totally metagaming! YOU HAVE TO BE CHEATING!" Atheo was blue in the face and trembling with rage!
Achoo looked at Atheo with pity an......
"NO SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS NOT COOL!" atheotes stood up from the Game table, shaking his hands indignantly. "I mean what the heck, there is some kind of cheating going on here! I am DONE! AGGGGHHHHHH!" He started walking out of the room with all the root beers and Cheetos he could grab.
Drizzt looked up from the DM screen "AHH come on man, its just a game, don't get worked up about it. you got beat and thats that...."
Ask the pizza guy Laughed a bit "I mean what can you expect, I got Diamond Cajones! we figured out it was you and reenk through pure deductive reasoning man!"
Reenk was fuming in a corner "I am with atheotes, I mean what fun is only getting in one kill before your dead? This ain't cool man, I mean what do we do now?"
Drizzt put his head in his hand "ohh for god sake, raid whatever you want from the fridge while we finish up here...."
atheotes stuck his head back in the room "seriously? I am back then. Sorry about that......"
Drizzt sighed "ok then, back to what was going on....."
johnhughthom Giggled a bit "I magic missile the darkness....."
Drizzt banged his head on the table "ohh for gods sake..... can we please get back to the :daisy: game!"
(This has happened in my DnD game actually...... :shame:, all for idiotic reasons.....)
Achoo laughed at Atheo's words and lifted his staff. "you know what this whole thing left me with nothing witty to say, so I am going to settle with.... IMMA FIRRIN MY LASAR!"
the staff shot a lightning bolt, frying Atheo in seconds.
Achoo sat back down "well, that seems about it. I will bring you all together tomorrow to tie up loose ends, but things seem to be looking up!"
( The game will be lasting only one more Night and day round...... :yes:)
Tally......
atheotes: Beskar, Tratorix, Askthepizzaguy, White eyes:D
Living Players: 11
Tratorix
Beskar
FactionHeir
White eyes:D
A Very Super Market
Khazar
Quintus.JC
Yaropolk
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Askthepizzaguy
Death is Yonder
Killed: 2
TheFlax
johnhughthom
Achooed: 2
Reenk Roink
atheotes
Begin Night 3, It will end tomorrow 8 PM.
ROFL!!!! we are on a roll
Get ya' stinkin' grubby hands out of my town. *waves pitchfork*
[Language please - GH]
Splitpersonality
08-05-2009, 02:23
Ask the pizza guy Laughed a bit "I mean what can you expect, I got Diamond Cajones! we figured out it was you and reenk through pure deductive reasoning man!"
True... true... :P
Whoo town!
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 02:32
I confess, I am actually the mafia. This was... all a ruse to... get you to trust me?
Now I will... daringly... kill you all off... because there is... no way you would suspect me now.
:inquisitive:
:laugh4:
Awesome. Come on, the whole "sorry, I need to get caught up"/abstain thing is outdated.
Especially with Ichigo in Khaan's game.
Tratorix
08-05-2009, 03:17
Wow. :laugh4:
atheotes
08-05-2009, 04:29
Awesome. Come on, the whole "sorry, I need to get caught up"/abstain thing is outdated.
it may be old... but sometimes it is just true... me and John missed our night orders due to that...
i lost my chance to respond to your PM and save myself because i couldnt get to the internet in the last 6 hours... :shrug:
Sorry Drittz, very unfortunate the game went this way :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 05:05
So... you, John, and in the other game, Ichigo too?
This has not been a very happy week to be a mafioso. It's like the gameroom gods have decided that they shall not have internet access.
White_eyes:D
08-05-2009, 05:08
The game will be lasting only one more Night and day round
Didn't we get all the scum bags??:inquisitive: why one more day/night phase??:dizzy2:
A Very Super Market
08-05-2009, 05:35
Whoo.
Hooo?
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 06:00
I told you, now's the part where I kill you all off with my spell of oblivion. I've been charging it up for ages.
Splitpersonality
08-05-2009, 06:04
Diamond junk strikes again, this time, broadcasting his plan to all of us!
What zany hijunks will he get in next time?
EDIT
Hijunks was a typo, but a very fitting one.
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 06:07
You could always just roleblock me with gnomes. It is my one weakness after all. And in this setting, you might just find a gnome or two.
Splitpersonality
08-05-2009, 06:10
You think I just have gnomes coming out of my wazoo?
Iskander 3.1, we need your gnomes now!
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 06:17
You think I just have gnomes coming out of my wazoo?
I dare not ask what they were doing up there to begin with.
I need a spell of amnesia.
Meow ouch, gogogo eficcency. Unbelivable actually, if I were a player at that game I´d call cheating as well. From the information gathered I presume it´s all about some players achieving secondary objectives now. Well good luck with that and bring me some milk...
Meow, yes. But don´t hurt my feelings. I´m sensitive you know...
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 09:23
I thought I was your kitten, Beskar. I see how deeply you really feel about me. :cry:
Death is yonder
08-05-2009, 12:28
I have no idea what just happened.
SO GET OUT OF MAH TOWN!
FactionHeir
08-05-2009, 12:32
Eh, so jht was mafia too eh? Knew it! :grin:
OK, so I think its Khazaar next :yes:
Death is yonder
08-05-2009, 12:44
I'm confused, so this points to John as the mafia as he can cast magic?
John sighed “dude, all talking is only a free action, I could recite the entire play of Hamlet and it would still be my turn….. Now, I don’t really feel like dieing, which I am sure you understand. Sooooooo….” John pointed a figure upwards and a flash of light appeared in The mans eyes, blinding him and causing him to yell in pain! “See ya!!!!!” John ran out of his house, trying to escape as quickly as possible.
:juggle2::juggle2:
Edit:
Day Write Up 3
johnhughthom Giggled a bit "I magic missile the darkness....."
Magic User = Mafia in this game?
FactionHeir
08-05-2009, 14:09
Well, N1 pointed to 3 magic users
Death is yonder
08-05-2009, 14:19
So there's still one mafia lurking around? Or SKs at the very least which is why we haven't won?
The game will be lasting only one more Night and day round
??
:dizzy2:
Yaropolk
08-05-2009, 14:41
Smithers, release the diamond nut eating squirrels
Quintus.JC
08-05-2009, 16:56
Smithers, release the diamond nut eating squirrels
Huh? :inquisitive:
Yaropolk is Quintus.JC's master?
Splitpersonality
08-05-2009, 18:22
I agree with yaropolk.
If there's anyone left with any remote chance of them being sk or mafia, it's diamond junk.
Or at least that's the closest thing to a lead we would have.
FoS: Yaropolk, Quintus and Splitpersonality for acting weird.
Splitpersonality
08-05-2009, 18:45
Do you have any missions, White_Eyes, or am I the only one?
I thought the game setup involved more NPC's with side missions. Now everyone is claiming they are nothing and no one. I feel lonely.
^ Do any other townies have missions? If so what are they, this is bugging me.
A Very Super Market
08-05-2009, 18:57
I'll give you acting weird, Beskar.
Oh wait. Never mind, I'm too nameless and low-level to even consider that.
Hiya
FoS: A Very Super Market
Also, Pizza is not suspicious, he is just trying to get the Mafia to kill a pro-town role.
I still think that the one night/day thing is an offer from the host to enable those with missions to accomplish these. But we´re smarter after the night I hope.
No, Cultured Drizzt Fan meant there is one Mafia left, so at this rate, there would only be one round left, due to lynching two the last two rounds at near the beginning of the game.
Askthepizzaguy
08-05-2009, 23:33
Diamond Junk says that it is not Diamond Junk. Feel free to roleblock, investigate, or vigilante me.
Death is yonder
08-06-2009, 08:35
With 2 mafia dead, who is left?
SK?
It seems to me as if the whole mafia is decimated already, either that, or they are working based on a 'godfather' system, and there were 3 mafia and now 1 left. With possible recruiting...
Vote:Abstain
Too little information present thus far. Unless random lynches are encouraged, but with the mafia gone I think that's a bad idea?
Askthepizzaguy
08-06-2009, 20:35
Any idea where the host went? I wanna know if Imma still chargin' mah lazer.
GeneralHankerchief
08-06-2009, 20:41
Drizzt said in another thread he might be AFK for a couple of days. Considering this phase will have passed the 48-hour mark in slightly over 4 hours, we'll give him some more time. If he's still not back by the 72-hour mark I'll take another look at things.
So far, it appears as if the result of this game is almost a foregone conclusion, correct?
Askthepizzaguy
08-06-2009, 20:45
TBH, I'm still confused about the whole "there will be one more day" thing.
?
What do we do during that day that will absolutely end the game? Why is a day phase necessary if we won? That's what's driving me nuts.
Well as far as I was informed all mafia have sucsesfully been neutralized.
Askthepizzaguy
08-06-2009, 20:47
As far as you were informed? You really aren't just a "cat" in this game, are you?
ATPG hits the panic button.
Askthepizzaguy
08-06-2009, 20:53
You're causing smoke to pour out of my ears!
While a trio of floating babies checks out my shoulder, and behind me, an upside down ice-cream cone tosses a javelin at Norman Schwarzkopf. You don't believe me? Proof.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/bored.jpg
You must be very very bored,and disturbed :2thumbsup:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-06-2009, 23:10
hey you lot, Laptop piece of Dung, Wi-Fi not working..... will not be on till I get home tommorow.
Reenk Roink
08-06-2009, 23:54
So far, it appears as if the result of this game is almost a foregone conclusion, correct?
Nope :evil:
A lot of roles out there, obviously a lot of pro town, but a lot of others... :2thumbsup:
Yaropolk
08-07-2009, 00:27
:traps Reenk's ghost in a bottle and shakes him like a rattle, then sucks him out through a straw, pops some chewing gum, and blows a big Roink shaped bubble, and then pops it with a needle:
Go do dead guy stuff!
Askthepizzaguy
08-07-2009, 00:28
:traps Reenk's ghost in a bottle and shakes him like a rattle, then sucks him out through a straw, pops some chewing gum, and blows a big Roink shaped bubble, and then pops it with a needle:
They don't have a smiley for this already? :shocked:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 01:58
I have returned! I will have things up in a couple of hours.... I just spent 6 hours on a bus, so don't hold your breath in anticipation.....
Scratch that, things will be up in the morning. I need rest.....Also I think I will end it this phase.... Explain later.
See, done and done. I won´t say I told you so but...
I told you so!
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 15:35
END OF NIGHT 3
QJC was ushering the last of the patrons out of the Broken Flagon. A big hulking figure opened the door.
"Bar's closed....oh, it's you?! Come in, sit down, what can I do you for?" asked QJC
The big man plopped down in front of the bar, his swords clanking against his armor, and said,
"I don't think I can do it. I've never killed an innocent before!"
"Nonesense!" quipped QJC, "All you need is some liquid courage! Have a pint or ten on the house."
4 pints later....
Man: "But what if he's got a family, what are they going to drink after he's gone?"
QJC: "Don't worry there is a single bartender one village over. Looks exactly like him, just with green hair. His wife will find someone. Have another pint."
Another 4 pints later....
Man: "I...I don't think I can go through with it."
QJC: "A deal's a deal - drink more"
A bathroom trip and another 4 pints later
Man: "Have I ever told you I love you man....you're the best!"
QJC: "You know this is a PG-rated game right? We serve nonalcoholic Ale!"
Man: "In that case give me one more pint, and I'm ready!"
QJC turned around to pour another tall glass of frothy ale. The man suddenly rose from his seat and with a single swing of his sword chopped off QJC's head.
He sighed, "A deal's a deal" The man poured the last glass of kiddy ale out, presumably in memory of the dead man, turned off the light, flipped the "Closed" sign and closed the door behind him.
Quintus.JC has been Murdered
Ask the Bartender was waiting when the Man came back to the Rusty bucket Tavern "well? Is it done?"
"of course it is, although it took some Non alcoholic alcohol for me to work up the courage." the man said, looking at his bloodstained sword.
Ask the bartender raised an eyebrow. "Discounting how little sense that makes I think we are pretty much done here. If you excuse me I have some business to deal."
The man looked at the bartender "what I want to know is why you did it...."
The bartender laughed "isn't it obvious. With that old fool dead I now own the only working bar in the town. And because of that, when I sell it and move out of this dump I am going to filth rich! I already forged the will so that I own the other bar as well, and with luck I can sell them both for quite a bit of money in a city!" His face took on a joyful quality " I have wanted out of this town for as long as I can remember my friend. And now I can leave with STYLE!" He laughed a bit "plus, I did kind of want to see the old fool dead." He packed up the last of his things and hurried out the door. leaving a stunned Yaropolk sitting in an empty bar, with mixed feelings.
Askthepizzaguy, the shady bartender of the Rusty Bucket, has killed his opponent and left the city with more money than he can carry. Yet he still IS carrying it..... Stupid people not following encumbrance penalties.....
Achoo called everyone together his face a smile. "Well everyone I have great news! Newest Intel from Anywhere at all states that we managed to eliminate all of there agents!" he claps his hands "you all deserve a round of Applause! More than anything it is due to all of you that this town has stayed safe!"
Yaropolk stands "I am Roy the fighter, sent here to investigate anywhere at all. Soooo do I get a reward or anything? I mean it is going to take a ton of cash to resurrect Haley, and I did just save your butts." he had the greedy look of a PC about him, which everyone surely noticed.
"NO WAY!!!! KICK THE FOOL OUT OF TOWN!" came some calls from the crowd, but on the whole there were calls for some great reward to be given to this hero. In the end, a huge sum of gold was brought before him and he was told he could have as much as he wanted.
he had only one word "AWESOME." Sadly, Roy ended up spending almost all of it on Drinks and High price Call girls, and Haley never did get resurrected. Roy assumed she would have wanted it that way.
In the Upper planes of good
Haley stood down, watching Roy's antics through a scrying pool. ":daisy:"
Back on earth
Khazaar, or as he was called by the townies, Fluffy the Impaler. Watched the celebrations with a passing interest, but chose instead to simply sleep through it. Simply muttering "Peopleses..." He lived a happy life terrorizing the commoners of the Village, and after some time chose a career in the field of lair guarding, which he was able to accomplish with much relish. He was the First cat to ever Kill an entire party of Adventures. Yeah, be afraid......
The Xenophobic townies, who despised the PC's almost as much as the Invaders, were deeply disappointed that Roy the fighter lived. and it made them deeply question there Xenophobia. They started a support group, and had some success. Until a party of adventures came in looking for stuff to kill and ended up Slashing White eyes:D to bits. Afterwards they were seen once again protesting The evilness of PC's. Beskar became the Head of a large Charity called "Lairs for the Lairless" who provided Caves and buildings for those who had lost them due to PC's interaction. Death is Yonder Still lives in Townie-ville in fact he became Achoos apprentice, learning from him the mysterious arts of Magic. But he stills enjoy's lurking around Far to much for Achoo's taste....
The townies went back to there daily lives of providing quests and selling stuff to PC's. However, when Nowhere's army entered the area on there way to a grand campaign, many chose to join it as reserve fighters. A Very Super Market Became a war hero! taking down dozens of Anywhere at all's troops, and became a powerful fighter. Tratorix ended up in the Spec Ops services of the Army, becoming a cunning rogue. spL1tp3r50naL1ty found religion in his stay with the Chaplains, and became a cleric of power! And finally FactionHeir discovered hidden Sorcery in his bloods, and became quite adept in there use. The four Became PC's in there own right, who slowly pushed back Anywhere at All.
The invader all ended up In the Nine Hells Of Bator, where the lived out eternity telling there sad story to any evil soul they passed. They never did accept how they could have been picked out so easily....
Living Players: 11
Tratorix Townie
Beskar Xenophobic Townie
FactionHeir Townie
White eyes:D Xenophobic Townie
A Very Super Market Townie
Khazar Fluffy the Cat
Yaropolk Roy the Fighter
spL1tp3r50naL1ty Townie
Askthepizzaguy Shady Bartender
Death is Yonder Xenophobic Townie
Killed: 2
TheFlax Haley the Rogue
johnhughthom Wizards Apprentice
Quintus.JC Shady Bartender
Achooed: 2
Reenk Roink Necromancer
atheotes Wizards Apprentice
Red=Invaders/Mafia
Olive= Shady Bartender
Blue=PC's
Grey= Xenophobic Townies
Victory: Townie and PC victory
Ask the Pizza Guy victory, as the Shady Bartender of the Rusty Bucket
Khazaar Victory, as Fluffy the God-cat
Minor Victory: Xenophobic Townies
Defeat: Wizards and Apprentices, Quintus The other shady bartender.
johnhughthom
08-08-2009, 15:39
Well my first experience of starting as mafia went well...:embarassed:
Well done town.
Lucky :daisy:s.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 15:44
Yes the Mafia never had a chance..... :no: I was especially disappointed that the Apprentices never had a chance to duke it out....
Death is yonder
08-08-2009, 16:23
Got into contact with the rest only last round, wanted to try and get rid of Yaro :smash:
We should have tried :shame:
Edit: Good game all, and to our host CDF.
Interestingly enough, we got rid of all the mafia so quickly :laugh4:
:applause:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 17:28
It was great fun for me watching the whole thing. I thank everyone who participated :bow: if everyone could post up there roles.
Askthepizzaguy
08-08-2009, 18:00
I believe I had to make space in my inbox, but mine was the same as Quintus.JC's. I was a neutral, NPC.
You guys might have found my play interesting this game. I could roleblock or investigate, but my main goal was to rid the world of Quintus.JC.
I investigated Yaropolk on the first night, and figured out he was the fighter. I didn't know if he was town or mafia, but he revealed he was town and that he had just lost his mason partner. Poor soul. I was considering asking him to just flat out murder QJC or else I would expose him to the mafia, but... to be honest, I am not as heartless as I pretend to be when I am a mafioso. So I simply asked him to whack QJC as a favor, and then I would stick around and help him out. He had a good idea who might have killed TheFlax, and so he asked me to start a bandwagon on Reenk Roink. He said if I started a bandwagon on Reenk, it would be a help. I asked Beskar to follow, as a favor to me, since he had already expressed his feeling of defeat with the role he got. Reenk went down, and as I tried to say, it really wasn't anything personal Reenk, I wouldn't do that for metagaming reasons; it was a tip from a pro-townie which I had confirmed on my own.
Yaropolk was in a tough spot... he had just lost his investigator and the game already wasn't going well. Even after Reenk turned out to be evil, there was more I could do, especially if he wasn't going to be killing off Quintus.JC this night phase. He had a responsibility to the town to keep looking for the scumbags. Well... I sent him to Quintus.JC, my arch-nemesis, so that he could get some more help. I told him to offer to kill me, and in exchange, have QJC block or investigate people. He agreed.
Quintus had already been attacked, and had a fair idea who another one of the mafia was, so if he could convince that person (johnhughthom) to kill me, I was done for anyway. Since the person I found was a goody-goody townie, the scum was much more likely to cut a deal. I sent a message to QJC indicating that I wanted him to go ahead and help Yaropolk if I died. The town was in a difficult spot. We each said, in effect, it stinks that we both have to try to kill each other, may the better man win, and hey, let's help the town while we are at it. QJC gave Yaropolk the tip on Johnhughthom, and Yaropolk went after his head that night.
The next round, it was just a lucky bandwagon on atheotes, because I didn't have anything to go off of other than he wasn't talking that much and his abstain vote was most curious. Just happened to be a random guess. With 3 scumbags down, I now asked Yaropolk to help me complete my mission, and he agreed. After forming the unlikely trio of 2 neutrals who want to kill each other, and a vigilante, as a pro-town group, and the progress we had made for the town, now was the time to cash my chips in and leave. I had hoped that whatever remained for town to do wouldn't require either me or QJC. Fortunately I was right.
Besides, some of y'all were starting to think I was the last mafia. Ingrates!!!! :laugh4: Always thinking I'm scum when I'm innocent, and innocent when I am scum! Fortunately, I still had my diamonds to rely on.
A lot of the thanks are owed to QJC who really helped out the town after I hooked him up with Yaropolk. It seems my only good investigation was Yaropolk, everyone else turned up boring/innocent. Having another blocker or investigator sure helps matters.
Reenk Roink
08-08-2009, 18:00
Thanks a lot CDF, the game was very funny. I don't actually play D&D but I am familiar with it's cliches thanks to the Black Isle games. :laugh4:
Here is our QT with all our roles and evil plans:
http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/p6YiiCgGhmUJT
We were on a great track, we thought TheFlax must have been a detective based just on his first round posting and QJC was up to something as well. Both turned out to be good leads (TheFlax had investigated me but couldn't say anything because I killed him :laugh4:) but we couldn't enjoy it because fate was oh so unkind to us. :whip:
What was a xenophobic townie is the only thing I'm confused about?
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 18:01
:daisy:....I was chopped to bits by you PC :daisy:
Avenge me Beskar..."bahhh...":skull:
[Language please - GH]
Splitpersonality
08-08-2009, 18:02
Whoo! Go regular townies!
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 18:07
What was a xenophobic townie is the only thing I'm confused about?
Hello (insert generic NPC name here)
Level 1 Xenophobic commoner (town role)
Alignment: N (Neutral)
Well, well, well look what we have here. A paladins dilemma that is what. You are an average NPC of the town, but you have a little well “quirk”, you really hate these “PC’s” I mean what have they ever done for you? Nothing but inadvertently brought death upon you, that what! You want those fools dead, however you still want those crazy invaders dead as well…. Why cant they all just leave your little perfect town alone?
Abilities:
Vote: yep you guessed it, during each day phase you vote.
Victory condition: Destroy all anti town roles, and kill all PC roles in the game (you will still win even if you are dead). If you succeed in both of these, the Xenophobic townies will be the only ones who are victorious. If you fail to kill the PC’s but still get rid of the invaders, you will have a minor victory.
there you go. Basically townies who want the PC's dead as well.
and the apprentices
Hello Evil Apprentice
LVL 2 wizard
Alignment: NE (Neutral Evil)
Every good wizard worth his salt has an apprentice, and in some cases two. You, you fellow apprentice name and your master name. Have been sent to this town to claim it for the people of Anywhere at all. Anywhere at all has decided a ordinary invasion wont work due to Achoo, but perhaps if you can kill enough townspeople and animate them as zombies….. Well, Achoo won’t stand a chance. You may be one of two apprentices, but You both know only one of you can take up your masters mantle. This little plan may be the perfect time to tie up that loose end by killing your fellow apprentice. Be careful, for now you both need each other; choose your time to strike carefully. Go to soon and you will have lost your partner in crime, wait to long and well you may already be dead. Probably best not to tell the master about your little plot though.
Abilities:
Vote: yep, more voting
Backstab: Once during the game you may kill on your own with no help from anyone.
Aid Another: By working with the other Apprentice you can kill one person per night, however Beware, the heroes have a chance of surviving your attempts due to Plot armor.
Victory condition: Kill all Townies and PC’s, also be the last apprentice standing.
I had a few experiments in the game, and this one did not work out well at all..... mostly because the Mafia was killed off so fast.
Reenk Roink
08-08-2009, 18:14
Ah it all makes sense now. My apprentices were going to fight for my love and favor. :laugh4: :2thumbsup:
Interesting note, while john removed the tidbit about getting rid of the other, he kept the backstab, atheotes got rid of the backstab too. :beam:
It seemed like a very well balanced game with the addition of the xenophobic townies though (as they would get rid of the many PC's). Certainly it took a pathway that burned the game out quickly, but your setup was brilliant. :yes:
I blame QJC the most. Not only did you get lucky and not die, you didn't help us but helped the town, and then got killed by them. :wall: :laugh4:
Yaropolk
08-08-2009, 18:15
Hello Roy
Level 3 fighter
Alignment: CG (Chaotic Good)
You my friend are the god of this plot, the mighty fighter! A strong and yet none to bright man, you left your home to go adventuring creating mayhem wherever you happen to tread by the mighty hand of the Plot. You have always felt that the best way to solve your problems is with brute force, namely a sword through the kidney. You have come to this town searching for adventure, and it appears you have found it. You must help the townspeople of Townie-ville fight off these invaders, like only a Playing Character can! However you are not alone in your trouble, by your side you have your close childhood friend Haley (TheFlax), a sneaky thief who adds the subtlety of your group.
Abilities:
Vote: yep, you can vote, how amazing!
Fighter smash: every night you may choose one person to kill, however, be careful. Choose someone above your level and they may be able to fight back!
Victory condition: eliminate all anti town roles, as long as either you our your friend lives you will still be successful
Summary of my actions
Day 2
Vote ATPG because hes ATPG.
Night 1
Flax is dead set on investigating Reenk Roink due to personal competition they have, even though RR doesnt do anything weird. Flax is killed. Goodbye mason group. ATPG investigates me presumably because I voted for him.
Day 2
ATPG contacts me and reveals and asks for help to kill QJC. I agree in exchange for ATPG detective services. I contact QJC and bluff that I am part of a town Mason group and detective fingered him. QJC offers me the same deal as ATPG. I agree in exchange for his detective services. QJC reveals that he found Johnhughthome on N1. I suspect Reenk Roink has same vendetta against the Flax as vice versa and ask ATPG to help me bandwagon RR. I buy time from both detectives for one more night while I kill John.
Night 2
Ask ATPG and QJC to check out Kazaar and DIY since they look suspicous. I kill Johnhughthom. Kazaar cofirmed as cat with superpowers, DIY confirmed as townie who hates PCs.
Day 3
Ask ATPG to help me lynch some lurkers. ATPG correctly fingers Atheotes. I hook up Kazaar and DIY not to vote for each other. ATPG contacts Beskar and bluffs him into revealing some of his role.
Night 3
After much internal delibiration, goodbye QJC. Sorry for the backstab, but I initially contacted you with deception in mind so I feel less obligated to you.
ATPG - I didnt tell you Flax was my only Mason partner until N2, but maybe you figured it out anyway.
Reenk Roink
08-08-2009, 18:19
Flax is dead set on investigating Reenk Roink due to personal competition they have, even though RR doesnt do anything weird. Flax is killed. Goodbye mason group. ATPG investigates me presumably because I voted for him.
Eh, what is this about TheFlax? Did you pick up on a tell from Dark Vacuum? :smash:
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 18:20
It would have been better balanced if the Xeno-phobic townie's had some sort of ability to kill PC's:smash:
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 18:20
:yes: yes I thought with both the apprentices need to kill each other and the Xenophobic townies things could turn out any number of ways. I thought it was pretty well balanced, but it all feel apart due to your popularity Reenk! :laugh4::laugh4:
the actions of Atpg and Quintus also surprised me, who would have thought they had a heart of gold!:laugh4:
edit: whiteyes, I think it would have perhaps been better if you all knew each other, but there was three of you. if you linked up you would have had a good chance to kill of any PC who got exposed.
which was the thing, the bartenders chose to go pro town, which pretty much ruined things for you :tongue:
A Very Super Market
08-08-2009, 18:38
Ouch, the mafia had a rough time with this one. Thanks, CDF!
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 18:40
I have to admit, Hosting is as much fun as playing the games! :laugh4: I look forward to sorting out other idea's I have for games.
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 18:44
HEY...what happened to the last day phase??:inquisitive:
Me and my Xeno-phobic buddies were planing on getting Yaropolk lynched:furious3:
FactionHeir
08-08-2009, 19:24
So essentially Flax told Yaro of his investigation of Reenk, which led to Reenk's lynching?
Good Game.
Quintus.JC
08-08-2009, 19:30
Gee, thanks a lot Yaropolk :sweatdrop:
Congratulation to town for such a swift victory. Mafia did seem doomed after night two but the successful lynching of Atheos was completed unexpected. Once again luck played a major factor; I decided to investigate Johnhughthom purely because I was unfamilar with his playing style, the result was a real plesant surprise. I wasted no time into trying to strike a deal with him to kill ATPG, but he's reply took too long and Yaropolk contacted me. Despite Yaropolk's fishyness John wasn't replying and he is on invisible mode afterall, furthermore when he did eventually reply back it wasn't very satifactory and I was worried that he could decide to off me instead. So I gave him up to Yaropolk in return for protection and the hopes that he would kill APTG later on (that worked out well...). Between this time I was contacted by ATPG and it was then I knew Yaropolk couldn't be relied on since he told me and ATPG separate stories about his roles and the mason group. Night two investigation; I was really intrigued about Khazzar, his role as the enigmatic cat would change the course of the game. Hoping he'd have some sort of killing/protecting powers that would aid me in victory, these hopes were dashed when he told me he was only immune to stuff, but can't do anything special himself. Expected game to end with the lynching of Atheos, when that didn't come I knew either me or ATPG was gonna die tonight, oh well.
Good game ATPG, at least we contributed... somewhat :shrug:
Thanks for hosting Cultured Drizzt fan, it was really enjoyable and fun. :bow:
Quintus.JC
08-08-2009, 19:33
I blame QJC the most. Not only did you get lucky and not die, you didn't help us but helped the town, and then got killed by them. :wall: :laugh4:
Only if you showed more willingness to work with me... I got scared with Johnhughthom's reply I thought you lot were gonna go after me again, and I don't think I could get lucky again. Yaropolk came with a better offer... at the time. :sweatdrop:
johnhughthom
08-08-2009, 20:59
I got scared with Johnhughthom's reply I thought you lot were gonna go after me again, and I don't think I could get lucky again.
Huh? All I asked was "What did you have in mind?" or words to that effect, easily scared aren't you. I was actually hoping I would be able to use you to get rid of atheotes so I would still have my backstab to use on someone else.:devilish:
Yaropolk
08-08-2009, 22:27
So essentially Flax told Yaro of his investigation of Reenk, which led to Reenk's lynching?
No, flax didnt contact me at all after death
Quintus, I was also very right about you. :smash: Also, I guessed Yaropolk too and was getting White_EYes:D and DIY to lynch him this turn.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 22:47
I am disappointed we won't get to see that, but I did not have the time to leave this open for another round..... :shame: I did not think you would all be united, and assumed that another day phase was a waste of time.....
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 22:51
WE would had a Major victory....WHY DRIZZ??:furious3: WHY?????
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 22:54
One, I doubt you would have convinced anyone else to Lynch Yaropolk, not when he would come out and claim PC.
two, I don't have the time. By all rights the game should have ended today, after the two phases. RL got in the way, and I only have today to get things ready for my trip.
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 23:00
Yeah sure:furious3:....and your the one who told us we had to use wit:rolleyes:
Edit:I have lied and got away with less:wink:
or we could claim PC and get the rest to lynch him, saying he is mafia as he killed Quintus.
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 23:03
Yeah sure:furious3:....and your the one who told us we had to use wit:rolleyes:
hey, I did not expect things to turn out the way they did :shrug:
I don't have the time to let the game go another round, as I said I am leaving tomorrow.
White_eyes:D
08-08-2009, 23:08
Well it was a good game anyway.....I recall many hosts go to the end..even to the point of there games closing:wall:
Sad, that we get a minor victory when we had a plan to get rid of Yaropolk in place:shame:
Time sucks when you don't have enough of it:whip:
Yaropolk
08-08-2009, 23:32
I already has kazaar and atpg on my side, and i would have roleclaimed including my reveal to DIY and revealed his role as well. I roleclaimed to DIY the day before knowing full well that he was a xenophobe and had no kill powers, but figured with all but one mafia gone he wouldnt try to lynch me.
Yaropolk
08-08-2009, 23:34
What was kazaars full role pm?
Cultured Drizzt fan
08-08-2009, 23:49
Actually, that is the only PM I don't have on hand.... I changed the fluff from a Power NPC, to a cat barbarian.
Tratorix
08-09-2009, 03:43
Easiest town victory ever. :cool: Better luck next time mafia, sometimes everything just goes wrong at once. Thanks for hosting CDF, apparently you're a good luck charm for the town. :clown:
My role PM:
Well since you asked so nicely you get one of those classes!
Hello Fluffy
Cat lvl 3 Barbarian
Alignment: TC (True Cat)
In daily life you are what all NPC's fear. A cat with a savage fury and hatred. You could rip apart commoners like an animal, tearing them apart with your bare claws. You have chosen the town of Townie-ville as your roost, and many live in fear of you prowling nature. This invasion attempt has disturbed you, and now you sit back and wait for its conclusion.
Abilities:
Vote: you can vote, even though your a cat, think about it.........
Tough Kitty: Your barbarian and Cat skills mean you are a tough nut to crack, Any attacker who is the same level as you or lower automatically fails, and you can survive one attack even if they are higher level than you.
Victory Condition: Survive, Cats are just like that.
The writeup of QJC´s investigation of me (very funny):
During the night, you see a man approach you and bring you into his bar. There you proceed to be feed copious amounts of alcohol, but nothing a barbarian cat like yourself can handle ehh? He begins to become distressed as you work your way through his stock. He must have been expecting you to fall unconscious…. He lifts a chair and tries to knock you out that way, but you simply fling yourself in his face and batter him into submission. He squeals he was just looking for something, and so you decide to spare him with a warning.
A bartender has attempted to investigate you, due to your near god like power, it has failed.
I thought I was screwed for sure, beeing immune I thought they would think I´m scum and kill me. That´s why I posted that I would squeal like a rat and talk. Interestingly I was contacted by all three (Yaro, ATPG and QJC) claiming to be pro town with contacts to multiple detectives/roleblockers. I thought that very odd and with the explanation out now (they had to kill eachother) it makes more sense that everyone wanted to talk.
You do want to know how my female furry catarian looks like right?
Warning, might not be safe for work! https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7089/kittyconan.jpg (https://img29.imageshack.us/i/kittyconan.jpg/)
Pervert!
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