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Sheogorath

08-09-2009, 09:14

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_election

Naturally it should come as no surprise that the imperialist British, no doubt angry that their puppet was overthrown by the Iranian people, finally attempted, through their puppets, to interfere with Iran's free and democratic elections. I can only hope that a suitable punishment will be meted out to those who attempted to overthrow a government so obviously favored by God.

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Seriously, though:

She dabbed her eyes with a tissue and said that "brothers at the Intelligence Ministry made me understand my mistake," the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported.

How kind of her brothers at the Intelligence Ministry. They left her her eyes.

Fragony

08-09-2009, 09:19

Of course there are foreign powers involved we would be crazy if we didn't seize the opertunity. Green wave gogogogogo.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/demo.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/iranian_babe.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/10575d8d_Fuck_you_Ahmadinejad.jpg

I will allow the 3rd photo, reluctantly, because it clearly is political speech and I am inclined to protect such where no personal attacks are being made. The 4th photo, however entertaining, contravenes forum policy. Consider that a bit of advice Frags. SF

Megas Methuselah

08-09-2009, 09:32

Nice pics, frag.

Fragony

08-09-2009, 09:47

Got a bit of of a soft spot for the Iranians, so much that I buy one every month. That's the good part about corrupt society's, a little bit of money and they get to 'hang' out at home, 100 euro for a human life, that's rather cheap, they get to live and I get to feel good about myself, perfect deal.

Ironside

08-09-2009, 11:29

Shame that you cannot really go with irony and sarcasm in politics.

"The evil foreginers is trying to destroy our country."
"Psh, we were not even trying, your rule is so weak so even this probing attemt were close to dethrone you."

I mean, if a few ambassador personel with half a million dollars can cause those protests, then imagining what a dozen spies with a 50 million dollar budget can do.

The downside of always blaiming those evil foregin powers.

Husar

08-09-2009, 13:12

This makes me kinda angry, I want to turn Iran into an EU colony now. :rockstar:

tibilicus

08-09-2009, 13:27

This makes me kinda angry, I want to turn Iran into an EU colony now. :rockstar:

All in good time my friend, all in good time..

Banquo's Ghost

08-09-2009, 17:53

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

08-09-2009, 18:01

We shouldn't feel too superior. Our governments are pretty good at getting us to believe in "foreign bogeymen dedicated to the overthrow of our civilisation" too.

Some of us even do show trials and kangaroo courts.

True, but we're better at drumming up at least believable fake charges, and we have stopped executing people for things everyone knows they didn't do. We also don't prosecute foriegn nationals working in diplomatic missions.

Samurai Waki

08-09-2009, 18:17

I say we make a mockery of them, by capturing Iranian Embassy workers in Russia and prosecuting them, on the charges that they are indeed responsible for the possible future overthrow of Burkina Faso.

Centurion1

08-09-2009, 18:43

This is exactly why it is so dangerous if the Iranians manage to develop nuclear weaponry. Men like this should never have such destructive potential.

Fragony

08-10-2009, 06:21

Looks like the samba-cough is also in Iran, officials admit that they kinda tortured a few protesters here and there, but only a little they died from the flue. I never knew the samba-cough could have similar effects to cutting out someone's eyes, that's one nasty cough *plop* you learn something every day. Still doesn't explain why half the face is gone, maybe Rory can fill us in.

edit, oh and the grand-beard has given his underbeards permission to arrest Moussavi.

Go Iranians! Give them a proper shave!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/green-wave-iran.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/greathope.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/iranmodern.jpg

Sheogorath

08-10-2009, 06:51

A quick google search indicates that there are rumors that he's already been arrested.

Nothing on the major networks yet, though.

Kadagar_AV

08-10-2009, 16:59

Tribesman

08-10-2009, 18:23

That lst pic is ONE HOT GIRL...
Yeah, but who ends up with her ugly friend?

Aemilius Paulus

08-10-2009, 18:42

That lst pic is ONE HOT GIRL...

But let's be serious... why are we so amazed that iran has hot women?

They have about the same percentage of hot women as do any other country, but sweden, sweden till wins.

Hehe, that is why these pictures were published by those anti-Ahmadinejad protesters. Call is look-ism, but few males care about some ugly/mediocre women protesting. But when they see those "hot chicks" and especially the Neda girl dying, who was not too shabby either, their "minds" (aka their phalluses) get inflamed and they fervently yell in support of Iran, reasoning that they must have a good democracy.

I guarantee you if Soviet Union kept publishing "hot naked chicks" daily, then everyone would love the Russians. Israelis are doing that too now, as they are, as always, the brainy ones, and look at the results - most of the people in US support Israel. Namely the adolescent males :whip::wall:.

Who gives a :daisy: about politics and the fact that any democracy in Iran would turn into a crony democracy/kleptocary? All people care about is that hot, young vaginas support Mousavi and dry, old, ugly vaginas support Ahmadinejad. It is as simple as that :sad:.

Not saying anything at all about you, Kadagar_AV, or your post, but merely about the world of today, especially young teens. I know you are anti-Ahmadinejad for different reasons, but sadly, many more are not.

rvg

08-10-2009, 18:47

Not saying anything at all about you, Kadagar_AV, or your post, but merely about the world of today, especially young teens. I know you are anti-Ahmadinejad for different reasons, but sadly, many more are not.

Except that the world is run by rich old men who couldn't care less about hot girls (or rather, who already have all the hot girls they could desire and then some).

Aemilius Paulus

08-10-2009, 19:38

Except that the world is run by rich old men who couldn't care less about hot girls (or rather, who already have all the hot girls they could desire and then some).
Which is why Ahmadinejad is still in power :grin:. You are absolutely correct. If old men desired all those young vaginas, then Ahmadinejad would be gone. But they do not, and he is still in power. Which also explains why only the young people protested.

Scenario: Hossein: "Hey, Mahmud, you know that hot girl in the class, sitting next to us?" "Yeah", replies Mahmud, "So what?". "Well," continues Hossein, "I heard she was going to those demonstrations, along with Neda and all those other hot chicks; we should go too - maybe they will notice us and we'll get a date... hey, where are you running to, Mahmud?!?"

However, occasionally, the young people actually succeed, and when that happens...

Fragony

08-11-2009, 05:51

Yeah, but who ends up with her ugly friend?

I'd do that really.

a completely inoffensive name

08-11-2009, 06:56

I like the way this thread is going....

Furunculus

08-11-2009, 13:09

But let's be serious... why are we so amazed that iran has hot women?

i define increasing hawtness along the same scale as ethnicity divergent from my own, so it comes as no surprise to me.

Mooks

08-11-2009, 13:12

Fragony

08-11-2009, 15:26

edit: aw that was nasty bad frag

English assassin

08-18-2009, 11:23

I mean, if a few ambassador personel with half a million dollars can cause those protests, then imagining what a dozen spies with a 50 million dollar budget can do.

Overthrow an elected government, probably :no:. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax

It's no surprise that its easy to get Iranians to believe bad things about the west.

Romanus

08-18-2009, 15:31

We should expel 69 Iranian diplomats on charges of espionage.