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Divinus Arma
08-14-2009, 04:40
Random backroom question. How many have you slept with? Men, women, both, whatever. No judgment. (I refer generally to how many women, but your anti-establishment choices are fine. I a referring specifically to sex.)
**Anonymoossesous!
BTW: PLEASE do not jade this with your wishes of how many. Gracias!
Hooahguy
08-14-2009, 04:48
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rotorgun
08-14-2009, 04:56
Please define your concept of intercourse. Do you mean follow through to the ultimate act, or some lesser acts not leading to actual coitus? :inquisitive:
ICantSpellDawg
08-14-2009, 04:56
Random backroom question. How many have you slept with? Men, women, both, whatever. No judgment. (I refer generally to how many women, but your anti-establishment choices are fine. I a referring specifically to sex.)
**Anonymoossesous!
Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?
seireikhaan
08-14-2009, 04:58
Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?
No, he's the one who posts this poll every 6 months and started the drunkard's thread. :2thumbsup:
Divinus Arma
08-14-2009, 05:08
Please define your concept of intercourse. Do you mean follow through to the ultimate act, or some lesser acts not leading to actual coitus? :inquisitive:
Sex.
Divinus Arma
08-14-2009, 05:09
Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?
Not only have I never posted this poll, I have also never seen this poll here before, Tuffy.
Louis VI the Fat
08-14-2009, 05:11
What time period are we talking about?
Last weekend? Today?
Divinus Arma
08-14-2009, 05:17
What time period are we talking about?
Last weekend? Today?
Really? Is it that vague? Come on.
To answer your question: Ever.
I love you.
Hooahguy
08-14-2009, 05:33
alright, who said 36-40?
:smash:
just kidding
:clown:
Mouzafphaerre
08-14-2009, 05:38
alright, who said 36-40?
:smash:
just kidding
:clown:
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Sinan :yes:
not kidding ~;p
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I have never kept a tally and I never intend to, even though it would be static now that I'm married. I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.
CountArach
08-14-2009, 06:46
Given the answers to this poll I'm glad it wasn't a question of age.
Cute Wolf
08-14-2009, 06:50
If that means intercourse.... no... I'm still a virgin :laugh4:
But if it means "literally" slept with a woman.... well, one.... (only take a nap together :laugh4:)
Veho Nex
08-14-2009, 07:03
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Sinan :yes:
not kidding ~;p
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Really? I thought he would be the 51+ guy
Not sure, not terribly many but I didn't count
pevergreen
08-14-2009, 07:12
Mambo number 5.
Which means one :yes:
Samurai Waki
08-14-2009, 07:18
Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards. :brood:
HoreTore
08-14-2009, 07:49
Sex.
Sex? Does blowjobs count?
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
a completely inoffensive name
08-14-2009, 08:14
Sex? Does blowjobs count?
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
Ok, poll over I think we already found our winner.
Cute Wolf
08-14-2009, 08:20
51++? Oh,... HOW? :laugh4:
How many women have I slept with?
One.
(At a time.)
Megas Methuselah
08-14-2009, 11:16
Sex? Does blowjobs count?
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
Hehe.
I would like to reiterate that I did not...I repeat I DID NOT sleep with any women!!
As a matter of fact....we were up all night!!! :laugh4:
My mom.
Oh, that thing about slept with was confusing, I voted zero on intercourse...
Samurai Waki
08-14-2009, 12:01
Sex? Does blowjobs count?
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
If you don't remember it, then it never happened. And if she didn't enjoy it, then it also never happened.
I have slept with Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters.
Sarmatian
08-14-2009, 12:12
And if she didn't enjoy it, then it also never happened.
Then my score is lowered considerably...
Bollox poll, no sense whatsoever...
Rhyfelwyr
08-14-2009, 14:14
51+, it's all happening in my ski resort up here in the Cairngorms. I would put all the flags from all the different countries they come from but there's not enough room in my sig anymore. British, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Japanese, Russian, Finnish, Polish, Czech, Albanian, Italian; some single, some with partners, some married, yeah, I've had them all. Not bragging... just letting you people on the internets know. But yeah this really happened, I don't know how I find the time to log on to gaming forums and tell you all about it. :beam:
Sex? Does blowjobs count?
Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?
And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?
*you know the area and act I'm talking about
Horetore wins
I've slept with more than 0, but less than 50.
Given the answers to this poll I'm glad it wasn't a question of age.
How many in the first category are over the age of 30? :beam:
Pannonian
08-14-2009, 15:42
51+, it's all happening in my ski resort up here in the Cairngorms. I would put all the flags from all the different countries they come from but there's not enough room in my sig anymore. British, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Japanese, Russian, Finnish, Polish, Czech, Albanian, Italian; some single, some with partners, some married, yeah, I've had them all. Not bragging... just letting you people on the internets know. But yeah this really happened, I don't know how I find the time to log on to gaming forums and tell you all about it. :beam:
Weren't you the guy who moonlighted as a prostitute? I can't remember what thread it was in, nor what led up to the post, but it was one of the more bizarre admissions I've seen in the Tavern.
Horetore wins
I've slept with more than 0, but less than 50.
I've slept with less than 0. Beat that.
Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.
Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.
LittleGrizzly
08-14-2009, 17:18
I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...
Or at least thats what I took from it...
Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm ~;)
(1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)
Kadagar_AV
08-14-2009, 19:07
Why is there no 3 digit option?
once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.
:2thumbsup:
Seamus Fermanagh
08-14-2009, 19:23
Vile thread, but as far as I can tell it is technically within the rules (at least so far).
Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality. I can easily purchase a case of Budweiser for what I'd pay for a couple of glasses of a good red, but what would be the point?
ShadesWolf
08-14-2009, 22:20
I have no idea, i cold tell you over the last two years as thats easy, but longer ?????????
Samurai Waki
08-14-2009, 22:53
Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.
No... its possible... trust me, its easier that way.
I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...
Or at least thats what I took from it...
Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm ~;)
(1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)
Haha...Montana...
Anyways, It is a testament to my boredom that I answered this poll. Its not that I have intentionally kept track, its just that there arent enough of them for me not to know. That means four.
Kagemusha
08-14-2009, 23:22
So let me get this straight. I should have been sober enough to actually remember if she like it or not for it to count? Otherwise it didnt happen? Darn my count just got radically lower.:bucktooth:
Azathoth
08-14-2009, 23:27
The 5 guys who voted 51+ are: Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and John Holmes.
KukriKhan
08-15-2009, 03:17
You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past.
Words to live by, young'uns. No kiddin'.
I was once married to a female soldier, who shared with me her Basic Training Drill Sergeant's motivation:
"Girls, there's 5 thousand miles of **** (male sexual member) on this post - of which you will enjoy exactly NONE until you can shoot, move, and communicate the ARMY way."
I always wanted to meet that DS.
Per the poll: are we measuring mileage or opportunity?
Mouzafphaerre
08-15-2009, 03:45
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201 says Barney Stinson. :clown:
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Samurai Waki
08-15-2009, 04:43
I don't think it could be that terribly difficult to sleep with many different women, if you kept your standards minimal. :wink:
Or maybe, if they kept their standards minimal...
DemonArchangel
08-15-2009, 05:02
Lost count.
rotorgun
08-15-2009, 06:23
Like my equipment, the number of my sexual encounters has been sort of in the middle...you know, average. As for the quality...now that could probably get this thread locked if I went into details! :beam:
Love Ya DA for having the guts to ask the tough ones.:2thumbsup:
Tribesman
08-15-2009, 09:16
Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality.
That depends , there are occasions when a reasonably large quantity at once can provide the very best quality experience.
Samurai Waki
08-15-2009, 10:08
That depends , there are occasions when a reasonably large quantity at once can provide the very best quality experience.
I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife... its like saying would you rather have a twenty four pack of Keystone Light Beer, rather than a six pack of whatever your favorite beer is.
Cute Wolf
08-15-2009, 10:14
Dumb, Silly, but Important question:
Did grabbing breasts and rubbing butts in the bus count as sex? :laugh:
Samurai Waki
08-15-2009, 10:18
Dumb, Silly, but Important question:
Did grabbing breasts and rubbing butts in the bus count as sex? :laugh:
No... but I think that counts as sexual harassment or assault in some countries.
Cute Wolf
08-15-2009, 10:30
No... but I think that counts as sexual harassment or assault in some countries.
Well, assume you do it to your own girlfriend......:furious3:
LOL :laugh4: If u do it with someone you don't know, don't blame me if u land in jail! :oops: It certainly was a sexual harrasment...... LOL
Tribesman
08-15-2009, 11:30
I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife...
Well apart from the fact that no one mentioned fat ugly women being amongst those involved, the important thing you said there is those three little words....."I don't know"....plus you are trying to compare two very different things.
I wanna see a ratio; postcount:number of sexytime.
Actually that could be an indicator number for nerdiness.
He he he.
Aemilius Paulus
08-16-2009, 01:42
Yeah, inverse correlation it would be between the former and the latter, Fixiwee :yes::laugh4:
But by this reckoning, Fragony would be in the top lowest, along with TeAr (as opposed to TeAt).
Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.
:2thumbsup:
Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.
But...but there is no negative option! :dizzy2:
A Very Super Market
08-17-2009, 02:52
I wanna see a ratio; postcount:number of sexytime.
Actually that could be an indicator number for nerdiness.
He he he.
2596:0
As of this post.
pevergreen
08-17-2009, 02:54
7318:1
But I liked that one :yes:
And Im thinking it may be two in a few months...
Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.
:2thumbsup:
Agreed. Especially a slap on the enter button with a top heavy penis never gets old.
Seamus Fermanagh
08-18-2009, 03:44
Agreed. Especially a slap on the enter button with a top heavy penis never gets old.
Exactly HOW did you folks manage a global trading empire exactly....:inquisitive:
Exactly HOW did you folks manage a global trading empire exactly....:inquisitive:
with whatever that comes handy :balloon2:
Hosakawa Tito
08-18-2009, 11:05
It's not good form to kiss & tell.
Kadagar_AV
08-18-2009, 15:14
To those saying a high number by definition mean you have to lower your standards... Could you back that up?
In the culture I am from it seems to be the opposite...
The ones who have slept with few are the less attractive persons, meaning they also will have to make do with what they get.
The ones who have slept with many are generally popular and can pick and choose.
I doubt the computer geek who struggled getting a date at the school dances, and later in his years will be the one at work parties being the friendly shoulder for girls to cry on when some "cheating bastard" dumped her, will suddenly marry the queen beauty who is also great in bed.
I can only speak for myself, but the more girls I slept with, the more ways to get a females attention I learned, and the more secure I felt among women. Feeling secure around a woman and playing the popular role will enhance your chance of getting who you want a hundred of times over.
To those saying a high number by definition mean you have to lower your standards... Could you back that up?
In the culture I am from it seems to be the opposite...
The ones who have slept with few are the less attractive persons, meaning they also will have to make do with what they get.
The ones who have slept with many are generally popular and can pick and choose.
I doubt the computer geek who struggled getting a date at the school dances, and later in his years will be the one at work parties being the friendly shoulder for girls to cry on when some "cheating bastard" dumped her, will suddenly marry the queen beauty who is also great in bed.
Sure she will... if the computer geek is loaded.
Kadagar_AV
08-18-2009, 15:21
Sure, Ice but...
1. It's not like most computer geeks are bill gates.
2. Do you want a woman to sleep with you because of your money? If so, there are plenty of prostitutes around, no reason to get one as girlfriend :)
2. Do you want a woman to sleep with you because of your money? If so, there are plenty of prostitutes around, no reason to get one as girlfriend :)
No, I wouldn't. I'm just stating fact.
2. Do you want a woman to sleep with you because of your money? If so, there are plenty of prostitutes around, no reason to get one as girlfriend :)
Would you want a woman to sleep with you for your looks and popularity? Where I live, that always ends up in shallow relationships, if there even is one.
HoreTore
08-18-2009, 19:11
People, people. Let Uncle Hore clear this up for you:
Looks are for one night stands, personality is for relationships.
Simple, eh? If you're looking for a quickie, the person can be as dumb as hell, as long as they're pretty enough. But if you're looking for a relationship, looks are next to irrelevant. As long as you can get a boner, it's enough. Personality is what counts there, as getting along with the person is by far the most important thing.
Kadagar_AV
08-18-2009, 19:18
karl XII and horetore,
LOOKS and cool popularity is what gives you the chance to get anywhere further.
You can be the sweetest guy around, but you need the girls to notice you to notice it...
If you are just sweet you will fall in the "friendship trap", we have all been there I think, no?
HoreTore
08-18-2009, 21:16
If you are just sweet you will fall in the "friendship trap", we have all been there I think, no?
The "friendship trap" is the easiest thing in the world to get out of; just get piss drunk and start hitting on her.
But no, I stand by my point. When I'm looking for naughtiness while drinking, I go purely for the looks. When I'm not doing that, it's personality, personality, personality. The kind of person I get along with easily. As long as she's hot enough for me to get a boner it's more than good enough, anything more than that is just a bonus, nothing more.
Stand up for yourself, just say no to trophy wives.
Kadagar_AV
08-19-2009, 03:46
horetore, how about a trophy wife with a brain?
Some of us dont have to settle, we can go for the whole package...
I am in a VERY new position, given I am madly in love (and as luck has it, she is madly in love with me).
There are no level where she does not meet me, or exceed me.
I can however honestly say that I am very grateful for all the practise-runs I have had. Otherwise I could never have got her.
As a sidenote: having had loads and loads of sex with an asorted number of girls means I have picked up quite a few tricks. Being good in bed is never a bad thing (neither for the girl or yourself).
I would never want my wife to lose her virginity on the wedding night, geez, it takes thousand of hours of training to build up some skills.
pevergreen
08-19-2009, 04:39
it takes thousand of hours of training to build up some skills.
lol n00b lrn2pl4y, g37 4 tr41n3r. s0 m|_|c|-| 34513r.
Some people just have the skillz. :smoking:
Kadagar_AV
08-19-2009, 04:52
lol n00b lrn2pl4y, g37 4 tr41n3r. s0 m|_|c|-| 34513r.
Some people just have the skillz. :smoking:
Come again, please?
LittleGrizzly
08-19-2009, 05:29
I wouldn't say it really takes thousands of hours to build up some skill... its a little daunting at first but once you know the basics its pretty damn easy to be good...
I couldn't really care less what a woman wanted me for.. if i wanted her its all good...
I'd happily have sex with any decent looking female just need a decent personality and id want to go out with them as well...
Grizz is easily pleased....
Just let the lady go on top the first time you sleep with her then you know how she wants it.
pevergreen
08-19-2009, 05:45
Come again, please?
"lol noob, learn to play, get a trainer, so much easier"
Trainers are just automated programs that level up your stats in a game.
HoreTore
08-19-2009, 10:33
Is it too much to ask for that a woman have looks and personality? This cube doesn't think so.
I did specify looks, now didn't I? Or do you get a boner from any naked woman? :inquisitive:
My point isn't that one should get "the charming monster"(funny how kadagar read personality as "brain"..). My point is that after a certain level, looks don't matter as much, and you'll want to choose someone you get along with really well, someone you really connect with. If that woman happens to be Angelina Jolie, then woho, if not, bah.
There are plenty of hot women. Plenty of hot women you have a chance with. There are incredibly few women who has the perfect personality for you. If you happen to find one, I'd choose her instantly, even if there were hotter women around. As long as I can get that boner, it doesn't really matter...
HoreTore
08-19-2009, 19:56
"Hot enough to give me a boner." is just simply far too low of a standard in my opinion.
Then your boner is far too willing, my friend.
Believe it or not, most people are good people, the rest falls into place depending on whether or not you're the sort of person who's willing to explore a potentially different mindset from your own or not.
I agree...to a point. But the term most shall be used loosely, to strictly mean more than half. But less than half of those who you must count are actively good people, the rest just try to be good people. I do agree with the rest of your point.
rotorgun
08-20-2009, 03:01
Ah Hormones! I remember when I had some of those. Sex is great and all that, but I would just as much rather ride a good horse :cowboy:, or go sailing:titanic:, or play a good war game:rifle:. Remember guys, sex is highly overrated, while taking a good dump is highly underrated. Don't get me wrong, I like sex very much, but it oft times is just not worth all the work and drama often associated with it.
Still, I never miss a chance at a good shot of leg! :kiss2: :gorgeous::hair2:
Samurai Waki
08-20-2009, 06:30
Ah Hormones! I remember when I had some of those. Sex is great and all that, but I would just as much rather ride a good horse :cowboy:, or go sailing:titanic:, or play a good war game:rifle:. Remember guys, sex is highly overrated, while taking a good dump is highly underrated. Don't get me wrong, I like sex very much, but it oft times is just not worth all the work and drama often associated with it.
Still, I never miss a chance at a good shot of leg! :kiss2: :gorgeous::hair2:
truer words are rarely spoken. In the end, it's a pretty shallow existence to have sex as the central aspect of things you like to do.
Kadagar_AV
08-20-2009, 06:39
Guess we'll have to agree to disagree...
Sex with my GF is divine, and I cant think of a better experience :)
I agree that it's overrated, just like cars. :juggle2:
HoreTore
08-20-2009, 16:39
No kidding, heh. Sex and the chasing of women are, like, the two best things since sliced bread.
:sweatdrop:
Nonsense!
Taking a dump, now that's true pleasure!
Nonsense!
Taking a dump, now that's true pleasure!
Ouch ouch ouch bad stomach bad stomach -> toilet -> frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffft -> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Only one girl before college, 4 since college. Have to note that this year (which is my second year) I got a gf for almost the whole year. And I didn't cheat her...yet ;)
Either way I like college.
Furunculus
08-24-2009, 08:50
16-20
Shaka_Khan
08-25-2009, 06:22
What if the intercourse was blocked by a condom? I think that would drastically drop the number of intercourses shown in the poll above.
Kadagar_AV
08-25-2009, 06:25
I think it's fair to count sex with condoms as sex...
Does oral count?
a completely inoffensive name
08-25-2009, 06:29
Do holograms count?
pevergreen
08-25-2009, 06:43
1, even with all the modifiers above.
Hopefully in a few weeks, maybe a month or two, two. :yes:
Kadagar_AV
08-25-2009, 06:48
pevergreen, PM if you want some advice how to bed her faster...
Unimaginable to have to wait that long!
What works for you doesn't work for everyone, I am sure Pevergreen can handle it.
pevergreen
08-25-2009, 08:19
What works for you doesn't work for everyone, I am sure Pevergreen can handle it.
I doubt I can, but ever onwards!
I doubt I can
That's so cute!
use it.
There is a reason chicks like Hugh Grant.
CountArach
08-25-2009, 08:48
There is a reason chicks like Hugh Grant.
pever hasn't got that kind of money.
pevergreen
08-25-2009, 09:24
pever hasn't got that kind of money.
Plently more than you.
*checks bank balance*
Maybe...
Well once I get this surgery and car paid off, then the money will actually stay with me.
I don't outlay much.
Remind me to give you a pic of this girl when you're next online on MSN.
CountArach
08-25-2009, 11:31
I don't outlay much.
1, even with all the modifiers above.
:laugh4:
pevergreen
08-25-2009, 11:32
:stare:
Furunculus
08-25-2009, 12:40
wait till your first serious relationship ends, that's when your inner-whore comes out to play big time!
edyzmedieval
08-25-2009, 12:47
Does refusing count? Cuz I had my fair share of proposals turned down because I thought the girl wasn't up to scratch for my tastes. (I'm picky)
I like my country when it comes to this, it really doesn't matter, sex is good, enjoy,
pevergreen
08-25-2009, 13:17
Hang in there Peve, you'll get it. Quality over quantity! I didn't start really screwing around 'till I joined the Army, where my first year at Fort Riley consisted of banging every slut in the towns around post.
After that, I realized it paid to be picky. :idea2:
I am. This girl means a lot to me.
wait till your first serious relationship ends, that's when your inner-whore comes out to play big time!
I disagree, my first one ended a year ago (minus 3 days) and i've not even held hands with a lady since.
Though that isnt for lack of trying.:no:
Furunculus
08-25-2009, 15:03
bad luck, i engaged in a 9 month carnival of debauchery which ended when i met my current girlfriend.
it helped that a mate got dumped by his G/F on the same day as me, (the girls knew each other), so we drowned our sorrows in beer and lady-fun.
Mouzafphaerre
08-25-2009, 21:24
Hang in there Peve, you'll get it. Quality over quantity! I didn't start really screwing around 'till I joined the Army, where my first year at Fort Riley consisted of banging every slut in the towns around post.
After that, I realized it paid to be picky. :idea2:
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What da... :stare: Did you get syphilis or what? Don't post here, it's contagious! :whip:
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Adrian II
08-28-2009, 02:33
I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.
About 75 here, I think. Since I am now 51 and married now and have no ambitions in a certain direction, I guess this tally will remain definitive. I have never regretted a single occasion, in fact I am rather satisfied that I have loved life and women to the max. Like Jesus said: Those who would throw the first stone probably have a splinter in their pants.
Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.
About 75 here, I think.
Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.
Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 04:10
Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.
Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.I've heard all the excuses before, my dear prosimian.. And your suggestion that a lady of taste would read the hormone-driven debates in the backroom of a gaming forum beggars belief. Proletariat is clearly above that sort of thing. :smug:
Go wash your mouth and we shall speak no more of it. :whip:
Furunculus
08-28-2009, 08:50
Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either
Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
that is sig worthy! roflmao :laugh4:
About 75 here, I think.
My boy!
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 11:18
My boy!What can I say? The 1970's...
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 12:11
dad?AFAIK I never did Amersfoort... :oops:
I 'visited' my polymorphous perversion on many of the neighbouring spots though. Lemme see. Nunspeet - check (Bible-belt is always hawt). Harderwijk - check (horrid beach). Apeldoorn - check (parents had a nice swimming pool). Ede-Wageningen - check (non-vegan girl, thank heaven). So Fragony, certainly some of your friends might be...
Seriously, when I look back at my late teens and my twenties I find it hard to imagine that sex is still beset by taboos and hang-ups in parts of the western world. Taboos and hang-ups that properly belong to peoples who dress in birch bark, paint their arses and worship bearded sky gods. I thought we took care of all that nonsense in the 1970's. I guess AIDS put an end to our brave new orgasm. Though in The Neds there are still enclaves where sex is thoroughly normalized and an integral part of socal life. Remarkably, these are mainly rural areas such as Friesland and Brabant/Limburg. Girls from Brabant are the sweetest, mark my words. But who am I telling? You seem to get around quite a bit yourself.
A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.
edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 12:46
A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.
edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.Everything started in Barneveld, though science still has to establish whether it started with a chicken or an egg..
Of course I am not 'active' in the way I used to be. Age, kids, responsibility, you know. It's mainly as a youf that I rocked the boat. Literally. Certain pursuits are more propitious than others. I used to be a sailing and yachting instructor in my early twenties. As such I spent some real 'summers of love' in Greece, France and The Netherlands. Those four or five years are still a happy, sun-soaked memory for me. Had I been a clerk at the local RABO bank, I probably wouldn't have had the same experiences.
Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 15:02
Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...
Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.
https://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5236/motorboot.jpg (https://img42.imageshack.us/i/motorboot.jpg/) https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2130/zeilboot2.jpg (https://img38.imageshack.us/i/zeilboot2.jpg/)
Louis VI the Fat
08-28-2009, 18:38
75 !!1!!
What can I say? The 1970's...You lived in the 70's and did 75 women?
Amateur. My mom managed 75 in a weekend.
(My poor dad, meanwhile, grew up hoping to marry a virgin. :laugh4:)
Kadagar_AV
08-28-2009, 18:48
I thought 5 in a weekend was hardcore :(
I would have ROCKED in the 70's!
Louis VI the Fat
08-28-2009, 19:05
I would have ROCKED in the 70's!Not everything cuts it at Club Med...:tongue:
https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1618/imagetxp.jpg (https://img12.imageshack.us/i/imagetxp.jpg/)
Adrian II
08-28-2009, 19:21
Not everything cuts it at Club Med...:tongue:It's amazing though to see what rocked in the 1970's.
https://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9840/siradrianboult.jpg (https://img42.imageshack.us/i/siradrianboult.jpg/)
Here's an educational soundbit (http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny) on how to impress women that I incidentally just came across.
Did I mention it's about what you should not do? :laugh4:
Strike For The South
08-29-2009, 00:30
You lived in the 70's and did 75 women?
Amateur. My mom managed 75 in a weekend.
(My poor dad, meanwhile, grew up hoping to marry a virgin. :laugh4:)
Cougar :nod:
The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...
Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.
https://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5236/motorboot.jpg (https://img42.imageshack.us/i/motorboot.jpg/) https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2130/zeilboot2.jpg (https://img38.imageshack.us/i/zeilboot2.jpg/)
Well I was caught kinda of guard :shame:
Adrian II
08-29-2009, 11:58
Well I was caught kinda of guard :shame:Awww... and he's hanging his head in embarrasment. That's so cute!
I'm sorry Frags, I shouldn't have been so nasty about your Drammer. I hope that she's well and will soon take to sea again. Or to the Eem..
Ah she served me well, as a wise man once said: we need a bigger boat. Getting me one of these next year.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/Bayliner-2655-1.jpg
Adrian II
08-29-2009, 17:35
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/Bayliner-2655-1.jpg
Teh Bayliner. You're moving up in the world. And on topic: this is certinly gonna attract more, um, attention than the old one.
You know I have been looking for something like this last year:
https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/482/yawl.jpg (https://img29.imageshack.us/i/yawl.jpg/)
Not exactly a chick magnet, rather a robust yawl to sail around the world with my family. We finally and reluctantly dumped the whole plan. Too costly from every angle: money, missed exams for the kids, missed business opportunities for the wife. I should have done this ten years ago. I feel such a loser for saying that, but it's true.
That's gonna cost you a lot of money.
Adrian II
08-29-2009, 18:27
That's gonna cost you a lot of money.I said I'm not gonna do it. But yeah, it's at least 175.000 or 200.000 euro for a robust 40 ft yawl with a good diesel and not too many gadgets.
I said I'm not gonna do it. But yeah, it's at least 175.000 or 200.000 euro for a robust 40 ft yawl with a good diesel and not too many gadgets.
Well I just happen to have a fine boat, truly spartan and it is for sale. The journey of a lifetime.
Kadagar_AV
08-30-2009, 08:13
Louis VI the Fat, WHERE did you dig up that photo???
I am soooo gonna print it and put it in the ski school dressing room! :2thumbsup:
EDIT: You should be here for the annual ski school naked run...
It's a tradition here, last day the slope is open we all ski down naked...
Adrian II
08-30-2009, 11:16
Louis VI the Fat, WHERE did you dig up that photo???
I am soooo gonna print it and put it in the ski school dressing room! :2thumbsup:
EDIT: You should be here for the annual ski school naked run...
It's a tradition here, last day the slope is open we all ski down naked...Nice.
Speaking of which, they have nude sailing in California and Florida, just as they do in Australia. It's a big country and there's more to it than virginity balls and mad preachers. In my experience Americans can be just as relaxed about sex as anyone else and they've got the numbers and the pictures to prove it.
pevergreen
08-30-2009, 14:32
Nice.
Speaking of which, they have nude sailing in California and Florida, just as they do in Australia.
We have nude sailing?
Why has there never been a report about this?
This is not common knowledge.
CA, Rythmic...we have our mission.
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