View Full Version : Should Switzerland be dismantled?
Well, apparently our friendly neighborhood colonel Gaddafi had already handed in a proposal to the UN to do just that but it was thrown out. story (http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/news_digest/Alleged_Libyan_anti_Swiss_motion_not_yet_filed.html?siteSect=104&sid=11162783&cKey=1251999997000&ty=nd) same story (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1210936/Now-Colonel-Gaddafi-wants-abolish-Switzerland-Dictator-files-bizarre-motion-U-N.html)
So I was wondering what my fellow orgahs think about this highly sensible topic, should we slice up the cake and give a part to the neighbors/plant trees there like in ETW or do we still have a use for Switzerland today?
Megas Methuselah
09-04-2009, 00:19
Might as well split up Canada amongst its various ethnicities and give my people our country back.
God, I would love that.
HoreTore
09-04-2009, 00:22
Is Susan Rice the sister of Condi Rice?
Louis VI the Fat
09-04-2009, 00:27
No, Libya ought to be colonised by Italy and restored to a civilized place.
Pity that sly Gadaffi got such wobbly knees after the Americans ousted Saddam and caved in, or he would've been next.
Hosakawa Tito
09-04-2009, 00:36
Lucky for the Brits that they handed back that Lockerbie fellow or they'd be sharing Switzerland's fate...:sweatdrop:
Nooo not Switzerland. They are a lefty's wet dream, with that better and truer democratic system they have.
Is Susan Rice the sister of Condi Rice?
I wondered that as well.
GeneralHankerchief
09-04-2009, 01:50
I thought Qaddafi would appreciate an effective Line of Death when he saw one.
Kadagar_AV
09-04-2009, 02:05
Nooo not Switzerland. They are a lefty's wet dream, with that better and truer democratic system they have.
Switzerland has a great democratical system, and generally very sencible politics... :2thumbsup:
And I've NEVER earned as much as when I worked there... The tip equalled my salary (which was extremly good for being a ski instructor).
Hmm... come to think of it, what the hell am I doing in Austria?
Tratorix
09-04-2009, 02:26
The UN can barely decide what to have for lunch, and this guy thinks they're going to chop up a country and start handing out slices? :laugh4:
If some of you don't know what to vote because of the grammatical mistake in the question (hey it was 1am and I just came back from work :sweatdrop: ), it should be "its neighbors" and not "it's neighbors" of course, just wanted to make sure there is no confusion about whether it's its own neighbors or something like that.
Concerning the teeth of the UN, seems like Gaddafi will be some kind of head honcho there soon so maybe after dismantling Switzerland he can get everybody to invade the US or some other really realistic proposal. :mellow:
I'd really love to see him try to invade Switzerland, except for the dead people of course, but maybe we could talk some countries into selling him duds and blanks for that invasion. :idea2:
Meh. Gaddafi is just having an extended temper tantrum over the fact that a couple of Geneva police officers had the temerity to actually arrest his son & daughter-in-law for beating one of their servants senseless. How dare those nasty, evil policemen!
I'd really love to see him try to invade Switzerland, except for the dead people of course
You think the invasion force should consist solely of zombies? That's an....interesting idea.
~;p
HoreTore
09-04-2009, 06:31
You think the invasion force should consist solely of zombies? That's an....interesting idea.
~;p
OF COURSE!!!!
Gaddafi is the leader of the zombie threat we talked about in that other thread! It all makes sense now!
Wisest people in the world, or it must help to have natural barriers. Zurich is a fantastic town by the way.
Kadagar_AV
09-04-2009, 07:15
Wisest people in the world, or it must help to have natural barriers. Zurich is a fantastic town by the way.
Wisest? Do you have ANY idea how inbred they are?
Basicly the whole country consists of small, small, valleys that up to some hundred years ago were extremly separated from the rest of the world and each other.
I know a valley with about 3 family names in it... 5000 citizens...
Their ability to remain neutral is thanks to the geography... Switzerland is not impossible to invade, but it would be EXTREMLY costly and time consuming.
As an infantry man, I shiver at the thought of having to fight my way across the alps... Basicly, infantry warfare with air support is the only thing possible, no chance you can get a tank to work effectively...
Air support is also questionable, as movable AA batteries hidden on the mountains also is the air force's nightmare...
They are a bit like the Danish, they can come across as cold but they are nice people, they are extremely reserved and distant but they don't really notice it themselves. I couldn't live there, nor could I live in Denmark but it are great countries.
InsaneApache
09-04-2009, 10:39
Which bit gets to keep the cuckoo clocks? :inquisitive:
Oh and you spelled neighbours wrong. :whip: :laugh4:
Furunculus
09-04-2009, 10:55
No, Libya ought to be colonised by Italy and restored to a civilized place.
Pity that sly Gadaffi got such wobbly knees after the Americans ousted Saddam and caved in, or he would've been next.
haha, too true.
Adrian II
09-04-2009, 13:42
But what about the touri Gadhafi himself? Shouldn't he be dismembered? We could dump most of him in the trash straight away, maybe throw some of him to the fishies or the dogs. We could put his smile on a stick on the North Pole to frighten off possible alien invaders.
Any other uses?
Meneldil
09-04-2009, 13:48
The fact that Gaddafi is allowed to make such outragious claims is quite telling about the uselessness of the UN.
And Gaddafi and his whole family should be used as shark bait.
Hosakawa Tito
09-04-2009, 13:59
But what about the touri Gadhafi himself? Shouldn't he be dismembered? We could dump most of him in the trash straight away, maybe throw some of him to the fishies or the dogs. We could put his smile on a stick on the North Pole to frighten off possible alien invaders.
Any other uses?
Feeding Gaddafi to the dogs & fishes? You wanna get PETA & GREENPEACE stirred up and involved in this too? Cruelty to animals & polluting the environment, not good.
I'm sure we can find a few cruise missiles in the inventory with the Colonel's name still on them. Or how about one of those nice alarm clock radios....tick,tick,tick
Furunculus
09-04-2009, 14:15
or a Mossad Telecoms mobile phone.
Some funny ****. I am waiting for the flag burning - it's been ages since the last Swiss flag has been burnt. Should be fun!
Am a bit disappointed that it didn't make it before the actual UN Assembly. I would have enjoyed the ridicule - very much!
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