Very Scientific Hygiene Poll

[Major Robert Dump]

If you answered back to front u are gross.

[Mooks]

I had to take a shit to remember. Front to back.

[HoreTore]

Uhm....

We're men. Is it even possible for us to wipe back to front...?

[Major Robert Dump]

Yes, lots of men apparently do it and execute a maneuver known as the testicle-lift. Those who fail to properly execute the testicle-lift suffer from what is known as stinkball. Even worse, some undereducated females do it, which can result in a far worse condition.

There are also reports from New Orleans of individuals with super-dexterity executing both a front-to-back and back-to-front with both hands at the same time, although I think that is just witch craft talk.

[Beskar]

Going back-to-front is the number one cause in UTI in females, the second cause is multiple wiping of the same dirty paper.

[Banquo's Ghost]

*Presses long-flush handle*

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