Girl Help Cont.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hey,

This is mainly for people who have read the first 'Girl Help' thread, so here goes.

So, I asked the out the one I already knew, but then she said that she was grounded, but she didn't say yes or no, or when she was gonna be un-grounded. I made the stupid mistake of not asking for her phone number.

So should I ask her again next week or a week after or something? Or did saying 'I'm grounded' mean 'No, but I wanna be nice'?

[Fragony]

No don't ask again. Say something funny like 'you grounded while I am back to earth' or something like that. It's cute to be vulnerable and chicks like to be liked, it's cold shoulder but not the end, it's all a game.

[Prussian to the Iron]

'you grounded while i am back to earth'??? that honestly made no sense to me.

so does that mean that shes not going to say yes?

[pevergreen]

Its quite possible she is, and you have to wait.

Also, do you have this desire to have lots of threads? >_>

See her next time and ask around what time is good for her to do something (insert activity that you plan there) so you can make sure you arent busy.

edit: most important thing is not to rush things. Let her think, unless its going to be bad thoughts. But if she likes you, problem is solvered already.

Rushing a girl at your age isnt good. I did it, it bit me on the arse. Then it came back 4 years later and bit me on the arse again last weekend.

Damn thing.

[Fragony]

'you grounded while i am back to earth'??? that honestly made no sense to me.

so does that mean that shes not going to say yes?

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

[pevergreen]

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag? :laugh4:

That aint gunna work, thats just going to kill his chances with the one he has a shot with (BUUUURRN :tongue:)

I dinna know if he kinna do it.

[Fragony]

They're bloody 14/15. What do you want Frag? :laugh4:


I know what I wanted at that age, that Darth-Vader helmet that you can stuff with action-dolls, so maybe I should indeed back off.

[LeftEyeNine]

Girl Help Strikes Back.

Hereby I shall honor thee as "the Knights of the Girl Help".

:knight:

[Fragony]

Hereby I shall honor thee as "the Knights of the Girl Help".

:knight:

With the way things are going lately I might do better joining The Holy Order of the Ravaged Star

[Louis VI the Fat]

I know what I wanted at that age, that Darth-Vader helmet that you can stuff with action-dolls, so maybe I should indeed back off.:laugh4:

I wanted an AT-AT. Which I didn't get. :bigcry:


Oh, today's kids. I am not even going to attempt to give advice to two 14,5 and 15 year old American kids.

Actually, I am: Play it cool and try once more.



Edit:
The Holy Order of the Ravaged Star Tsk. What did I tell you about not getting drunk again in Amsterdam's seedier gay districts...? :no:

[Fragony]

Edit:Tsk. What did I tell you about not getting drunk again in Amsterdam's seedier gay districts...? :no:

I wasn't that drunk, and it isn't really as if I got ditched I just woke up in one there is a difference.

[Prussian to the Iron]

so....ask when she can do something next time I see her?

and I would have posted in the first thread, but it was closed (possibly for good reason, though it was very funny)

[drone]

That is called selfconcious humour you Americans are masters at it. Ok listen up it works like this. No, she's (probably) not going to say yes, now she controls you. So you must try to date the other two, to let her know that you might be interested, but there are other options, and she is in fact not in control you are a master of your own situation, confident, and actually have other options. That turns them all green.

This. You don't even have to be serious about trying to date one of the others, just let her see you chatting up other girls. If she thinks you are hanging on her every move, especially at this early stage, she will utterly abuse you. Remember rule #1: women are evil. :yes:

[Strike For The South]

Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)

[Hooahguy]

SFTS is a genius!

[Prussian to the Iron]

Next time you see her look her dead in the eyes and scream "You coulda had all this!" Proceed to tear off your shirt, kiss the first girl you see, punch the first guy you see and run out of the gym with a mixture of animalstic grunts and toddler like sobs.

Things you need:

A shirt
Canola oil (A shirtless man always look serious if he's covered in oil and this stuff is cheaper than the fake tan)
A copy of Kid Rocks "Only god Knows why" (Someone should play this as you run out)

My god that is brilliant!!!

and that is going in my sig!

anyway: So, make it look like I'm gonna go out with the other girls? You know, I'm not opposed to being her bitch :P

[naut]

You know, I'm not opposed to being her bitch :P
Then you'll have to be content with the dreaded "friends zone". Which I'm sure you don't really want, unless you have better options...

[Prussian to the Iron]

how does that happen? I mean, total control=friend????

so then i start talking to the other girls and make her think that shes just someoe i asked out for S&G's?

[Owen Glyndwr]

Haha! Oh man, you're love life is really starting to sound like a Soap Opera. All you need is some cheezy music, a few of your closest friends to fake their deaths and show up dramatically at a few social events and then you should seriously consider selling your life story to CBS or something!

[Prussian to the Iron]

........that doesnt help.

I just need to know how I can get her to say yes, or at least find out if she is really grounded.

[drone]

how does that happen? I mean, total control=friend????

so then i start talking to the other girls and make her think that shes just someoe i asked out for S&G's?

The whole point is to keep her on her toes. If her story about being grounded is false, this is essentially what she is doing to you. She wants to know how far you will go to be with her, this will tell her how much control she can exert. At this point, the answer to that should be "Not much". There is a time for her to walk all over you, and that time is after marriage. ~:rolleyes:

Females, especially at your age, think about crazy relationship stuff waaaaay more than males, and will run circles around any kind of logic you can come up with. Manipulation practice starts around age 3 with their fathers, as soon as they can speak coherent sentences. She has a huge headstart on you.

If you do go this route and chat up other girls, still talk with her. If she calls you out on it, just say you thought she was blowing you off with the grounded bit. Plausible deniability ftw. :2thumbsup: Turning the little mind games against her early will probably make for a better relationship later on.

[pevergreen]

If she calls you out on it, just say you thought she was blowing you off with the grounded bit. Plausible deniability ftw. :2thumbsup: Turning the little mind games against her early will probably make for a better relationship later on.

This is good, but don't be angry, be surprised if/when you say it.

[drone]

This is good, but don't be angry, be surprised if/when you say it.

Definitely. Act surprised and clueless, shouldn't be a stretch. :clown:

[Yun Dog]

Hey,

This is mainly for people who have read the first 'Girl Help' thread, so here goes.

So, I asked the out the one I already knew, but then she said that she was grounded, but she didn't say yes or no, or when she was gonna be un-grounded. I made the stupid mistake of not asking for her phone number.

So should I ask her again next week or a week after or something? Or did saying 'I'm grounded' mean 'No, but I wanna be nice'?

rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyoooooooowwwwwwwwww


BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM rrrrsshhhhhhhsshhhs :helloo:

*sounds of a plane diving and crashing and bursting into flames*:yes:



SSSTTTIIIIIIIRRRRRIIIIIKKKE 1

:viking:

:girlslap:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony :laugh4:.

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...


Well, how old it the girl? Sorry, I read all of the posts on this thread, but I have no idea about the last one.

[Samurai Waki]

I still stand by my original statement. This can be easily solved by having an orgy.

[pevergreen]

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13. :laugh4:

[Megas Methuselah]

I'm far from that. Not even joking there.

PM me if you want more info. Not PG13. :laugh4:

*reaches for tissue and lube*

[Peasant Phill]

Man, don't be so insecure. (oh wait, you're a teenager, you can't help it)

If you see her again, just ask how her groundationgrounding periodgrounding goes. You'll notice quickly enough if she was lying or not. At the very least you can learn when she alledgedly is free again to go on a date.

You should care less about manipulation. Social skills, that's where it's at.

[Sarmatian]

Hmm, a fellow nerd asking even nerdier nerds to solve problems at which nerds are stereotypically rotten at. Boy do I love the irony :laugh4:.

Although, on a more serious note, not all of the people here are sexually inept/handicapped, are they? In the sense that we have less prowess than certain jocks...


Who're you callin' a nerd?! Ha?!

The biggest irony is if you're not a nerd and have to go out with different types of people if you wanna have fun but with whom intelectual debates are somewhat... lacking. Occasionally, there's a glimpse of interest, usually after they see a movie, but if my answer takes more than a couple of seconds it's quickly gone.

Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
"Sigh" No, they were a warrior class in feudal Japan who served a particular feuda... Snap, the interest is lost...

Another version:
Wait, the samurais are guys who conquered China, right?
No, they're something like Japanese knights...
Ahh, okay...


And who the knights were?
Oh, brother...

[Prussian to the Iron]

see the grounding could be either true or false, because she had a likely story for it: her and her little sister got in a fight, which is not hard to believe after seeing them at practice.

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

[Sarmatian]

see the grounding could be either true or false, because she had a likely story for it: her and her little sister got in a fight, which is not hard to believe after seeing them at practice.

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

My advice is simple - until both you and her are old enough not to get grounded anymore, keep away from girls...

[edyzmedieval]

My advice is simple - until both you and her are old enough not to get grounded anymore, keep away from girls...

An Eastern European should know better... We kiss and have fun with girls before we're barely able to walk. :egypt:

[Peasant Phill]

well, im goin to see her agian tonight, so i think ill go with Phills way.

Somebody actually took my advice.
Today the .Org, tomorrow the entire internet.


But seriously, all the complex plans can't stand up to a good conversation.

[Sarmatian]

An Eastern European should know better... We kiss and have fun with girls before we're barely able to walk. :egypt:

Yep but in Eastern Europe, we stop being grounded when we're 7... It's different in America :laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

Yep but in Eastern Europe, we stop being grounded when we're 7... It's different in America :laugh4:

actually, I've only been grounded a couple times in 14 years of life, but I know that lots of people aren't as well behaved or persuasive as I.

To make up for it, my parents call it 'Restriction'. god, just saying that is scary...

[Ja'chyra]

Ahh, teenage hormones, I remember the days well.

As for what to do.............try talking to her :dizzy2:

I know, strange concept at that age but give it a go and see what happens, if she's not interested move on, you don't want to end up the guy that follows her around drooling, it won't help with your next victim/target/conquest either.

You: Hey, I've seen you around and was wondering if you'd like to go out one night?
Victim: Yeah sure, wait, aren't you that freaky guy that was stalking Tina?
You: Err, it wasn't like that.
Victim: Sorry, just remembered that I'd rather poke my own eyes out with rusty pins.
You: :embarassed:
Victim: (To other possible victims)Hey, guess who just asked me out............

^ Try to avoid that :yes:

[Prussian to the Iron]

did you not read the other posts? I already asked her out, she said she was grounded.

to further complicate things, she got into an extended and loud screaming match with one of the other girls on the team (one of the ones I was thinking about asking out). So sh'es gonna be in trouble now. but maybe I can use this to my advantage by talking to her on tuesday about it? making her think she's right(because she wasn't, BTW)? or should I make her jealous and tell the other girl she's right?

[Peasant Phill]

did you not read the other posts? I already asked her out, she said she was grounded.

to further complicate things, she got into an extended and loud screaming match with one of the other girls on the team (one of the ones I was thinking about asking out). So sh'es gonna be in trouble now. but maybe I can use this to my advantage by talking to her on tuesday about it? making her think she's right(because she wasn't, BTW)? or should I make her jealous and tell the other girl she's right?

So did you talk to her or not?
Oh and about the argument, don't get involved! NEVER get involved in a teenage girl argument, you'll always lose.

[drone]

to further complicate things, she got into an extended and loud screaming match with one of the other girls on the team (one of the ones I was thinking about asking out).

Oooh, catfight!

[naut]

Oh and about the argument, don't get involved! NEVER get involved in a teenage girl argument, you'll always lose.
:yes:

One of those times when either of them start whinging and the only thing you say is "Yes." and nod your head. Don't weigh in. Making her jealous now might not be the best idea. But, at least it lets you know a bit more about her, i.e. that she is a bit temperamental (?) or so it would seem since she got into an argument and grounded with in the last few weeks alone. :smash:

[Prussian to the Iron]

So did you talk to her or not?
Oh and about the argument, don't get involved! NEVER get involved in a teenage girl argument, you'll always lose.

didn't get a chance to; she left 10 minutes before everyone else. I probably should've gone with her and tried to calm her down, but not sure how that would have gone.

so, should I just tell her she's right, or not say anything period?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

didn't get a chance to; she left 10 minutes before everyone else. I probably should've gone with her and tried to calm her down, but not sure how that would have gone.

so, should I just tell her she's right, or not say anything period?

Don't play any games, you don't have the necessary skills yet. Women come with thse pre-loaded, men learn them. It's really simple, next time you see here you say:

Are you still grounded?

If she says yes you say:

So maybe I could have your number and call you some time?

She says No = GAME OVER, she says yes, you get the number and call her in a couple of weeks.

If she's not grounded, ask if she'd like to go out some time, say later in the week.

Really, talking to women is easy, I nearly asked the girl in the Jewelers out today (needed a new watch), I didn't because I'm leaving the city next week and I don't know if/when I'll be back.

[Prussian to the Iron]

so don't mention the fight?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

so don't mention the fight?

It doesn't involve you, does it?

It's simple, you want to ask here out, you goofed up a bit the first time, so have another go. If she doesn't give you a straight answer this time she doesn't want to.

Hell, don't make her beat you up, that's just cruel.

[Owen Glyndwr]

No! There's no reason to get trapped in the middle of a fight like that, especially if it's as bad as you described.

When someone vents to you, it's usually best to let them come to you. If you try to push them to talk about their feelings it can sometimes backfire on you.

I agree with Phillipvs in regards to the girl. Just ask her out again, and if she says no, forget about her.

If she says yes, your in!

[Rhyfelwyr]

You just need some poetry (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=293445). :yes:

[Prussian to the Iron]

well, not only would that be over-corny, but I don't think she really would want a poem like that from a 14 year old. that just seems creepy....

oh and I'm banned from TWC til december, and have no intentions of going back. and the season would be over by then...

[Peasant Phill]

You'll have enough opportunities to talk to her. Don't 'force' her to talk, just be casual. If she says no a second time you ask her out then it's not going to happen. But maybe you can get a friend out of it instead.

[Prussian to the Iron]

well, tomorrow i'll try again. but I think i might have an alternative route:

-Build a "Time Machine" in my "Secret Volcano Lair"
-Use it to go back in time and steal Austin Power's Mojo
-Drink and become the sexiest and most attractive man alive!
-Have a child with an employee in said "Volcano Lair"
-Shun him and create a mini-clone of myself
-Repeat as needed

[Megas Methuselah]

well, tomorrow i'll try again. but I think i might have an alternative route:

-Build a "Time Machine" in my "Secret Volcano Lair"
-Use it to go back in time and steal Austin Power's Mojo
-Drink and become the sexiest and most attractive man alive!
-Have a child with an employee in said "Volcano Lair"
-Shun him and create a mini-clone of myself
-Repeat as needed

:help:

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.

[naut]

:help:

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.
Don't be silly women can't use computers. :wink2:

But, seriously, yeh, don't. Let us know how it goes, and with a little luck you'll be under her thumb. :whip: :laugh4:

[Hax]

Arrogance is the key to success, young apprentice.

If she doesn't want to date you, she wasn't good enough in the first place.

And now the Buddhist answer:

This feeling of liking someone in a sexual way is nothing more than a temporary state of desire. This feeling has come forth from bad karma, and this should be avoided at all costs. Discuss with your guru and meditate on the several aspects of this feeling. You will master your feelings and reach enlightenment. Shave your head while you're at it.



But that's not any fun. Just try to get her to watch a movie with you or something. Don't get too creepy and touchy. Cackling manically doesn't work either unless you're in a steady relation (after which it becomes a habit).

[pevergreen]

I found that doesnt work either Hax. Then again, that girl didn't like Monty Python. Not worth keeping. :no:

[Beefy187]

I found that doesnt work either Hax. Then again, that girl didn't like Monty Python. Not worth keeping. :no:

Didn't enjoy life of brian much.
Loved the holy grail though.

[Prussian to the Iron]

:help:

Dear Lord, kiddo; do not let her see this thread.



But, seriously, yeh, don't.

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

[pevergreen]

@Beefy: Yeah, yeah. I dumped you and thats it.

@Whiny KidPI: Settle down, we're helping you.

Wistfully I remember what it was like to be 14.

[Hax]

Wistfully I remember what it was like to be 14.

The whole world is against you, generally. It seems to settle down once you've reached 21, or so I've heard.

[pevergreen]

That depends on the level of alcohol consumption. Studies show the more you drink, the longer it takes for the world to stop hating you.

[Megas Methuselah]

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum. :clown:

[Azathoth]

Why do you even care about girls? It's just a waste of time. For example, tonight I had 7 hours of HW which I have yet to finish up. Imagine what would happen if I added a social life to that! And I only get home by 5 o clock!

Or to put it another way, why spend money and time on a woman when you can spend it on books, movies, and videogames?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Hehe. I'm just judging by the fact that you're asking for dating advice on a computer game forum. :clown:

ouch! now you made me sadfaic :embarassed:
but thats fair.

Anyway:

I have an unbelievable oppurtunity:

I have games every wednesday and friday at 6:00PM for I think til the end of next month. but, my little brother has flag football every wednesday at 6:30PM, not endinig til 7:30.

So, we all decided that for wednesday games, I would go with the girl I tried asking out to her house until around 7:40-8:00-ish when my mom can pick me up. Anyone else think this would be a great time to learn more about her then ask her out? I think at this point, no matter what, I kinda can't screw up.

[pevergreen]

This is good, this is good.

Now, make the move.

Get on up, Get on up.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh man, we played rockband once and my dad had to sing that. funny as hell!!!

ok, so i went over there, and we ended up spending like half an hour thinking of new team names. but, this will probably be an every-wednesday thing, so I have plenty of time.

so how do I go about this at her house? I mean, I don't want to say something that her mom might not like and cut me off for good.

[Hooahguy]

just play it cool. be yourself. dont put out a false front. i know of many guys who tried to be someone they werent and got painfully dumped after the girl found out what he was really like.

[Craterus]

Only an amateur gets caught in a lie.

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
Only a lie gets caught in an amateur.
.

[Hooahguy]

.
Only a lie gets caught in an amateur.
.
touche

[pevergreen]

i know of many guys who tried to be someone they werent and got painfully dumped after the girl found out what he was really like.

I was very scared of that first time I went out with a girl. I was very different around her, but when she found out how I was really, it intriuged her and she liked it. That I could be different.

:laugh4:

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

[Megas Methuselah]

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

Ride that mare good! :smile:

[pevergreen]

Get it together, right on, right on.

[Megas Methuselah]

Get it together, right on, right on.

Yeah, as pevergreen says: put that condom right on, right on.

[pevergreen]

:laugh4:

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

[Owen Glyndwr]

As everyone else is saying, just be yourself. If she, or her parents for that matter, don't like who you are as a person. then there's no point in wasting your time on her.

[Azathoth]

...there's no point in wasting your time on her.

Finally, someone agrees!

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
I just gave up even hitting on a hot chick 'coz she muttered she didn't like my district of the town (which happens to be the Polis proper). :whip:
.

[Owen Glyndwr]

.
I just gave up even hitting on a hot chick 'coz she muttered she didn't like my district of the town (which happens to be the Polis proper). :whip:
.

What nerve! That's a definite deal breaker right there haha.

[Peasant Phill]

Prussian, you're lucky to get that chance to let her get to know you. Like you said, don't rush it.

BUT, don't become her best friend. Because once you become her best friend she won't think of you as a possible boyfriend ever again.
But if you really like her for who she is, then maybe that's not such a bad thing.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.

Get it together, right on, right on.


Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

Get up, get on up! Get up, get on up!

we need to stop that as fun as i tis though, dnot want a mod closing it :thumbsdown:

unfortunately, my only condom (which I hid a few months ago) has mysteriously dissapeared from the very top of my bathroom medicine cabinet, in the land of mordor, where the shadows lie...

[Aemilius Paulus]

They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?

[Beskar]

really? I didn't know I had the intelligence of a 1st grader and was intending on showing it to her. thanks for telling me not to do something I wasn't gonna do in the first place...

ROFL! When I opened the thread, the post I saw was this one - https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2334764&postcount=61 with this statement of yours quoted.

I was thinking "Did some one really tell him not to get his winky out at her?"

[Hooahguy]

I was very scared of that first time I went out with a girl. I was very different around her, but when she found out how I was really, it intriuged her and she liked it. That I could be different.

:laugh4:

Get on the scene, like a sex machine.
maybe you misunderstood me. i meant a double face in the sense that with her you are nice and charming but to others you are a total :daisy:.

[Prussian to the Iron]

They hand out condoms everywhere in US to teens...

You should find a place where they give them away, eh? And is it not a tad too early to do such things?

yeah, i picked up like 5 free ones at a doctors office when i had to have my physical for baseball, then me and my buddies blew them up and had general fun with them (amazing how much a condom with nothing going on can entertain a group of teenage boys) and I only had 1 left, but now its gone.

honestly I tried putting one on, it was like suffucating it. is it supposed to be like...cutting off circulation almost? I'm almost positive it's meant to keep the sperm inside the condom, not keep anything from getting in or out of my member...

[A Very Super Market]

Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.

[Fragony]

The regulars you buy in restrooms will make a strangled smurf out of anyones manliness, there are always differences in the quality of a product, and there is such a thing as bad condoms.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Lies. If they're regular condoms picked up from the doctor, they should fit every conceivable penis size in existence.

well then somethings wrong with the drs office condoms....or..you know :beam:

[pevergreen]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

[Craterus]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

I thought 'out of hand' is where he wanted things to go?
:juggle2:

[Prussian to the Iron]

ARRGGGHHHH

This is out of hand!

Back on topic. I don't want to be discussing a 14 year old boy's "prussian iron".

thats a really good analogy!

[pevergreen]

You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?


:grin2:

[LittleGrizzly]

If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems...

Please for the love of god do not talk about 'it' again, I have no interest in hearing about your reproductive organs unless your a hot girl or you have some freaky disease... ~;)

[Megas Methuselah]

You're fourteen. Its more like prussian blu-tac, amirite?


:grin2:

:laugh4: Ooooooh, BURN!!! *sizzle*

Let's hear the comeback, PI.

[pevergreen]

Yo mumma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get tie fighter?

Now I've got RC stuck in my head...

[Beefy187]

Stop talking about "it". There is asians around here :shame:

[pevergreen]

Don't remind me of the time I had to explain to you what a 'crotch' was.

:no:

~:pat: I love you Beefy!

[Prussian to the Iron]

Stop talking about "it". There is asians around here :shame:

oh...that was a bit too much. not that I'm saying I'm on either side of the argument, but some people could be offended.

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.


went to the doctors office due to a very sore throat; they still haven't re-stocked on condoms :P

[Strike For The South]

oh...that was a bit too much. not that I'm saying I'm on either side of the argument, but some people could be offended.

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.


went to the doctors office due to a very sore throat; they still haven't re-stocked on condoms :P

When I was your age we had to buy condoms in a store!

[Beskar]

At his age, you could have been married.

[Peasant Phill]

anyway, I'm kinda sick now, so hoping I get better before practice tomorrow so I can get to talk to her again, and i'll be really pissed if i'm not fit to go to the game (and subsequently her house) on wednesday.


Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding) NEVER keep them in your wallet. They can get holes and rips in them from the friction. And besides you wont be needing them just yet are you.

[Hax]

How old was he again, 14?

I don't carry any either because I do not expect to sleep with someone at my age.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Since when has being kinda sick stopped an athlete. Just suck it up during practice and take good care of yourself otherwise.

Oh and about the condoms (just buy them, pharmacists should be fairly understanding)

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

[pevergreen]

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

[Hooahguy]

by the way, sex under the age of 16, at least in GA, is illegal, even if the girl says ok to it.

[drone]

1. every time I breathe, speak, r even just swallow excess spit because i dont want to spit on my floor, it burns my throat, and every time i try to gargle with salt water, i go to spit it out and then my uber-swelled tonsils swing forward and it hurts like hell.

2. how am i supposed to get to a pharmacy.....without anyone knowing? its not like my mom is just gonna be like 'ok, ill take you to the pharmacy to get some condoms, which i'll have to pay for, so you can have sex with a grl whos a few months older than you' (my identity was stolen last year by some asshole in washington state[i'm in NC????], so that couple hundred lawn mowing dollars went down to $60. then the stupid bank said i wasn't old enough to have a debit card in the first place, so they just said "Hey! let's take 40 bucks away from this kid and leave him with a wii he wont play with for a year and a a half an $20!!)

and my friend has a HUGE mouth, so if he got his mom or sister to take me (which would be weird as hell) hed probably say something stupid and get me in trouble.

Kids these days. :no: You have everything you need right here in your own post.

You have a sore throat. Remedies for sore throats can be found in pharmacies. :idea2: You are on your own regarding the secretive purchase of the prophylactics inside said store, but the excuse to go there in the first place already exists.

Handy tips:

Most pharmacies have 2 register locations, one in the front and one in the back.
Don't buy the humorously named "family pack" of 32, the 3-pack will suffice for now.
Don't forget the throat medicine.
Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).

*By no means am I condoning underage noogie with this post. But hormones are funny things, and it's always best to remember the Boy Scout motto.

[Prussian to the Iron]

lol, I just now realized that. but we already are loaded up with medicine, so i wouldnt have an excuse.

and in NC, since one is not 4 years older than the other, it is perfectly legal (of course with equal and free consent by both parties)

[Megas Methuselah]

Dispose of the receipt properly (i.e. not in a trash bin at home).

I used to tear up and eat undesireable receipts.

[A Very Super Market]

Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You're 14. Isnt it bloody illegal or something?

Regardless theres the issue of...well, how to put it nicely.

Be aware that this isn't just you, its all men to a point.

"Oooh yeah baby, baby yeah.
Mmm thats good baby, just..uhhhh...

"Thats not it!"

"Hmmm...uuggnnhhh."

"Is there a problem?"

"Aint no problem baby"

All the time the guy is thinking "WHERE THE HELL IS THIS THING!"

Badly paraphrased from Eddie Murphey.

Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.


Quite frankly, I don't think it will happen. Is the girl that open? Whatever you do, don't pop the question yourself.

"Hey Baby, wanna get with 'dis?"

= Epic Fail.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Or, to put it more bluntly, you don't want to rush into sex because you're probably not going to be great at it first time. So, pinning any kind of relationship on sex at your age isn't a good bet. Also, if you're only after sex you're a bit of an arse.


oh, that's not it at all, trust me. I would only ever ask out a girl who I think I could have a good relationship with (or is hot enough that thats what I think even if I don't....think.....it???). The sex thing is mainly just kind of a "Hey, I'm leaving forever next week, we might as well do it now" because i'm moving in june.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

oh, that's not it at all, trust me. I would only ever ask out a girl who I think I could have a good relationship with (or is hot enough that thats what I think even if I don't....think.....it???). The sex thing is mainly just kind of a "Hey, I'm leaving forever next week, we might as well do it now" because i'm moving in june.

Well, if you're moving in nine months or so, I would just enjoy yourselves and maybe not go for sex at all. You're only 14 and you have plenty of time to do that sort of stuff. It sounds like you haven't had a girlfriend yet, so that shouldn't be objective one.

[Prussian to the Iron]

tahts what im gonna do....until like the week we're moving...

odds are nothing'll happen, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

tahts what im gonna do....until like the week we're moving...

odds are nothing'll happen, but isn't it better to be safe than sorry?

It's emotional blackmail, "Hay baby, you know I'm shipping out tomorrow...."

There's a whole generation with American fathers all accross Europe from exactly that line. Either you'll end up having sex or you won't, forcing the issue is pretty slimy.

[Prussian to the Iron]

its not forcing, its just that i wouldn't want to wreck a good relationship until the very last second, when it wouldnt have enough time to get really bad.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

its not forcing, its just that i wouldn't want to wreck a good relationship until the very last second, when it wouldnt have enough time to get really bad.

Deliberately manipulating a girl into having sex with you just before the relationship ends is not cool, at all.

[pevergreen]

Deliberately manipulating a girl into having sex with you just before the relationship ends is not cool, at all.

+ so many its not funny.

I think the point is moot. They're 14/15. She should be smart enough, and even if she isnt, its not gunna happen.

Be nice ~:pat:

[Peasant Phill]

They're 14/15. She should be smart enough

I thought that the terms teenager and smart were virtually mutual exclusive.

Don't put any pressure on the girl when it comes to her first time. They're already a very edgy thing on there own. It'll happen when it happens and you'll only be sorry if you try to act out some fantasy you concocted in your head.

[Hooahguy]

beh. neither of you have reached full puberty, when both of you are at your best.

[Avicenna]

I thought that the terms teenager and smart were virtually mutual exclusive.

Don't put any pressure on the girl when it comes to her first time. They're already a very edgy thing on there own. It'll happen when it happens and you'll only be sorry if you try to act out some fantasy you concocted in your head.

Tell that to Gauss!

[Fragony]

Take your time, if there is any peer-pressure? Tell them to get a life of their own instead of living yours. It's never right to use people, first time is a special occasion you will always lovingly remember it (Or in my case, not so much I laughingly remember it but that's the same thing), young girls being fragile as they are (or absolutely ruthless) it's a bad thing to do.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Take your time, if there is any peer-pressure? Tell them to get a life of their own instead of living yours. It's never right to use people, first time is a special occasion you will always lovingly remember it (Or in my case, not so much I laughingly remember it but that's the same thing), young girls being fragile as they are (or absolutely ruthless) it's a bad thing to do.

I agree with Frag, completely.

:end:

[Owen Glyndwr]

Besides, you're 14, right? And you're expecting your next relationship to last 9 months? At that age I'd be surprised if a relationship lasted half that amount of time.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Well, I have some pretty typical 14/15 year old friends, and that's not hard to believe watching them. I honestly think that the way me and this girl get along is waaaay better than the random people my friends date. We really click together perfectly.

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.

[Olaf The Great]

http://blog.pornlandia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/catisfine.jpg
Really hope that isn't related.

[Subotan]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.

Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.

[Prussian to the Iron]

well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

god my life rocks sometimes!



one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

[Peasant Phill]

Wait already have someone else AND you're thinking of other 'opportunities? You sir are ... wait, right you're 14. Never mind.


one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

She has just become a good friend. Enjoy it. It's a skill that will come in handy later.

[pevergreen]

He'll learn the difference one day.

*ruffles hair*

[Csargo]

http://blog.pornlandia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/catisfine.jpg
Really hope that isn't related.

:beam::laugh4:

[A Very Super Market]

Total Concur. You're wasting your time if you try anything pre-18 and expect it to last a meaningful length of time, unless you already have a strong relationship with said girl, and even then, attempting to sexualise that relationship will probably sink it faster than the Bismarck.

Also, I've always wanted to use that meme, but I've never found an opportune moment to do so.

Time for derailment.

IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.

[Aemilius Paulus]

ACIN once had a girlfriend. Happy was ACIN. But then the happiness and video game money left and pointless teenage drama swept over the life of ACIN. ACIN no longer has girlfriend. But happy is ACIN and ACIN's ex once again. Learn from ACIN.

Otherwise, a cat is fine too.
That is my view on dating as well, but psychology proves that teen dating is a vital developmental step, so it is but prudent to ensure you carry it out. How are you going to snag the love of your life when you are 118 if you have no experience dating? The answer is, you are not. Dating is crucial to emotional maturity and a few other things. Just do not let dating drain you financially and do not become enraptured in it. Nearly anything is more productive then dating.

Despite this, I still agree with ACIN :sweatdrop::shame::no:.

[Hax]

I disagree.

signed, Hax

[Aemilius Paulus]

I disagree.

signed, Hax
With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

[Megas Methuselah]

With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

I am inclined to disagree with your agreement.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

With whom? With what? I, as an amateur psychologist, disagree with ACIN, but as myself, I agree.

Girls are huge amounts of fun, and I don't mean because you can have sex with them. The dating thing is just a confindence booster, you can start in your 20's. Talking to women is easy, charming them is easy.

And, as I said, it's great fun.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Don't listen to these people. As I said, a cat is fine too.

EDIT:


Despite this, I still agree with ACIN .

See, AP backs this up as well.

[Hax]

As I said, a cat is fine too.

Hear hear!

[Fragony]

well, i found a way hotter, smarter, and just as compatible girl at a football game at the high school (shes a cheerleader too :D) and we're goin out now.

but if it doesnt work out, i still have like a month and a half to ask out anyone on the volleyball team.

god my life rocks sometimes!



one of the great things is that i just can't think about her sexually. i dont know what it is, shes just so....i dont know. but i wouldnt wanna have sex with her.

good, love is the better part of sex. That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.

[Aemilius Paulus]

That whole 'must get laid' is for the insecure.
Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?

[Strike For The South]

Hardly, I think. What of the lustful? I have seen far too many of those, boys who desperately wish to get laid, not to prove their manhood, but simply for the pleasure of it. What do you think hormones are for?

I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.

Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?

[Prussian to the Iron]

all of these relations???

[pevergreen]

Seriously?

Flaunting blatant disregard for forum sig rulez!

I SHALL :daisy:BLOCK YOU FOR ETERNITY.

[Fragony]

I agree with Frag. More often than not getting laid truly is about the "conquest". You aern't very good at intercourse and doing it often leads to more Q&As. Part of growing up but hardly "fun". I know sex only really became pleasureable for me when I became comfotable with myself. Oh and I started doing it with fat chicks. That helps to.

Think of it this way. How do you know about all these relations? Why were you told?

Indeed. There has always been a gentleman's agreement in my group, we just pretended we don't notice it when someone sneaked of wiith his snack of the day. Have some manners I don't care who you slept with and how it was.

[Subotan]

Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.

:smug:


Time for derailment.

IMO, the Bismarck didn't really sink that fast. It had the long joyride through the North Atlantic, it steamed around in circles for a while after the Swordfish got it, and it took a few battery-loads of fire before it went under.

The Tirpitz, on the hand, got blasted with Tallboys designed to punch through U-boot bunkers, so you can guess what happened then.
That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.


Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.
Hehe, you may be correct, as I have never had a relationship with a girl, but I would not be too far from reality if I say that I can get more good-looking girls (I do not see why PI would want to go out with an unattractive female) than the majority of similarly-aged patrons of .Org if I was actually attracted to them. There is a great deal of girls who like me in school, and my friends say many of them have a crush on me.

Now, I have no idea about the accuracy of this, but still, there is some truth in it. And in no way do I wish for persons to deem this as boasting, because there is nothing I am proud of here. I am very much annoyed as a matter of fact, because it seems there is a current trend of hugging everyone who is your friend/close acquaintance in US schools. Apparently, some girls think it is amusing when they forcefully stalk me to elicit a forceful embrace (by them - not me)... I am not much on hugging, so... yeah...

So in conclusion, I would recommend Prussian Iron not to listen to my relationship advice, but at the same time, heeding my advice on how to attract women may not be an entirely useless idea. The only problem is, I do not know what part of me is attractive and what is not...

[pevergreen]

The only problem is, I do not know what part of me is attractive and what is not...

Bow Chicka Honk Honk.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Bow Chicka Honk Honk.
Huh? I mean, really, I Googled it and it said this was a bastadisation of "Bow Chicka Wow Wow", which itself refers to sexual encounters, but how does this relate to my quote?? So, repeat: huh?

[A Very Super Market]

Notice how five pages of advice from the rest of the Orgah totally fails to solve his problem, then within half an hour of me posting my advice, he follows my advice and his problem is solved.

:smug:


That was part of the reason why I said Bismarck, in the hope that one of the history nerds here would pick up on it. In short, you have just been trolled.


Also, never, ever take relationship advice from AP. Just a word of warning.


FFFFFFFFF.....

Relationships are like **********. **** comes out of them.

Perhaps I am just terribly antisocial, but I cannot get myself into the idea of having a relationship. Bear in mind that I do socialize, but my teenage narcissism convinces me that dating anyone I know would be infinitely more exasperating than simply sitting by myself. Hell, I find myself annoying at times, so I'd have to set my standards to the level of centuries-old dust bunnies.

[pevergreen]

Might wanna edit that last post AVSM.

AP: Red vs Blue

Tucker: Did someone call for a really hairy plumber? Bow Chicka Bow Wow.

Later on he has an alien kid (he becomes a mother), and hes giving him advice, he says goodbye and something mildly sexual (cant remember, but its like "I gotta go now, Tex needs me to cover her ass") and the alien kid says "Bow Chicka Honk Honk", as Tucker's main line.

"I guess you did teach him something."
"Teach? You dont teach that. That :daisy:s genetic!"

[Prussian to the Iron]

indeed, RVB is funny as hell.

i remember 1 line in like the first couple episodes, someone says:

"You just killed (don't remember who) you team-killing F*&%-Tard!!!"

"F*&%-Tard" is now one of my favorite words, right next to "Sick-F*&%"

[Upxl]

Just a short remark before this thread goes completely off topic:


If you didn’t ask her why she got grounded in the first place, your chances are very bleak my friend, very bleak indeed!

Only thing that can remedy this is a really fast car or one of those obscene cool looking bikes with a flag! :2thumbsup:

https://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8936/redbike.jpg (https://img33.imageshack.us/i/redbike.jpg/)
Boy, a man can dream can he?!

[Azathoth]

Bow Chicka Honk Honk.

Hey Chicka Bum Bum.


"F*&%-Tard" is now one of my favorite words, right next to "Sick-F*&%"

Ugh..

And Church is the one you were thinking of, Caboose killed Church. There's also been a few dozen new RvB episodes, in case you didn't know - you should check them out.

[Megas Methuselah]

"F*&%-Tard" is now one of my favorite words, right next to "Sick-F*&%"

I enjoy using the former quite often, but the latter sounds childish.

[Prussian to the Iron]

And Church is the one you were thinking of, Caboose killed Church. There's also been a few dozen new RvB episodes, in case you didn't know - you should check them out.

I just knew it was church! couldnt remember who killed him though.

I know. I've seen the Reconstruction (I think thats what they are) series, pretty cool.

Are the newest ones that animated crap that i saw a trailer for? or real RVB in Halo games?

[Azathoth]

Are the newest ones that animated crap that i saw a trailer for? or real RVB in Halo games?

http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=rvb

Relocation, then Recreation.

The Halo anime(s) is completely unrelated.

[Tratorix]

Um... :dancinglock:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Um... :dancinglock:
Ummm, stop spamming and bringing this thread closer to lockage... :no:

Increasing your post count by one is no justification for that post.


So I take it Prussian Iron does not need any more help with the other sex?

[Tratorix]

Ummm, stop spamming and bringing this thread closer to lockage... :no:

Increasing your post count by one is no justification for that post.


So I take it Prussian Iron does not need any more help with the other sex?

Yes, I care deeply about my post count. I will no longer bring the blight of spam upon this thread, you have my word. :bow: May I humbly suggest, then, that this thread has served its purpose?

[pevergreen]

Its like this:

A dog can chase cars all it wants, but even if it catches one, what is it going to do with it? Slobber over it with its mouth?

[Beefy187]

Let the thread die naturally. The thread will feel much better that way.

[a completely inoffensive name]

This thread needs to die like every relationship. A slow, increasingly awkward death that ends up in a vicious break up fight that leaves both parties emotionally scarred.

[Subotan]

Preferably with the involvement of third parties.

[Prussian to the Iron]

http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=rvb

Relocation, then Recreation.

The Halo anime(s) is completely unrelated.

not the anime i meant (though that sucks worse) I meant some animated (like TMNT on cartoon network. thats the only cartoon network show i know) RVB they showed at (I think) E3

[drone]

This thread needs to die like every relationship. A slow, increasingly awkward death that ends up in a vicious break up fight that leaves both parties emotionally scarred.

You forgot the drunken call that takes place 3 months later...

[Strike For The South]

You forgot the drunken call that takes place 3 months later...

lol. Those are the best.

[A Very Super Market]

I see we are all confusing "3 months" with one day.

[pevergreen]

:laugh4:

Why not during?