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Askthepizzaguy
09-09-2009, 20:38
HERE IS A LINK TO THE GAME SUMMARY AT THE END OF THE GAME: (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2345247#post2345247)

And here's a link to where the game begins; post 64. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2333785#post2333785)





Please don't sign up to this game if you're going to be too busy with Capo de Tutti Capi III to enjoy it.

I need 15 victims and perhaps some standby players. :2thumbsup:

Super busy at the moment, I'll post the rules and the story ASAP. And err... design the characters... :sweatdrop:

Here is a link to the original game (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=113845), which was one of my favorite games.

Sign-ups: (15/15)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro


Reserves: (5)

Psychonaut
A Very Super Market
Johnhughthom
YLC
Captain Blackadder






:egypt:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-09-2009, 20:40
Present and IN.

taka
09-09-2009, 20:44
I am God's servant. As the big man's busy, I am in in his place. Listen to my words you faithless!

johnhughthom
09-09-2009, 20:50
In.

White_eyes:D
09-09-2009, 21:07
IN, I helped beat the first one....time to play again...:clown:

taka, do you remember this??:bounce:

The Provider died in a massive fireball which could only have come from Heaven.... or Hell.

atheotes
09-09-2009, 21:23
in...

taka
09-09-2009, 21:27
IN, I helped beat the first one....time to play again...:clown:

taka, do you remember this??:bounce:

hahaha~~~ of course i do XD

Tratorix
09-09-2009, 21:44
In.

slashandburn
09-09-2009, 21:55
I am in. :beam:

Askthepizzaguy
09-09-2009, 21:57
even your avatars look insane. :laugh4:

Diana Abnoba
09-09-2009, 21:59
IN Please

DisgruntledGoat
09-09-2009, 22:22
Seeing as I am dead in Capo consider me in for this game.

Iskander 3.1
09-09-2009, 22:26
Let's go crazy.

Ferret
09-09-2009, 22:37
innage

shlin28
09-09-2009, 22:53
The person who came up with the bright idea that Andy being the psycho is too obvious and that the actual psycho is in fact Psychonaut, is back.

:yes:

Splitpersonality
09-09-2009, 23:06
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN

Chaotix
09-09-2009, 23:10
Would love to play, but I can't.

If I may... didn't we kill Andy in the last game? IIRC, it was only me and taka (or one of his disciples?) at the end, and the fire destroyed Andy/Psycho. And then taka asked me to eat him... which I did.

:laugh4:

Crazy game, even trying to recount the events is crazy.

taka
09-09-2009, 23:11
obviously its gonna be Splitpersonality this time: i can just tell by his name. he's crazy :yes:

pre-vote:splitpersonality

taka
09-09-2009, 23:11
Would love to play, but I can't.

If I may... didn't we kill Andy in the last game? IIRC, it was only me and taka at the end, and the fire destroyed Andy/Psycho. And then taka asked me to eat him... which I did.

wrong person, i suicided someone (i think it was beefy) hence white eyes quoteing from the first game :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
09-09-2009, 23:12
If I may... didn't we kill Andy in the last game? IIRC, it was only me and taka at the end, and the fire destroyed Andy/Psycho. And then taka asked me to eat him... which I did.

Being dead didn't stop Gobbledygook from killing people... :wink: What makes you think being dead is going to stop Andy?

naut
09-09-2009, 23:12
Hmm. Put me in as a replacement please. :balloon3:

Splitpersonality
09-09-2009, 23:21
obviously its gonna be Splitpersonality this time: i can just tell by his name. he's crazy :yes:

pre-vote:splitpersonality

Being crazy in this game makes me abnormal?

Pre-vote: Taka for such ridiculousness!

Beskar
09-09-2009, 23:26
In.

shlin28
09-09-2009, 23:31
Would love to play, but I can't.

If I may... didn't we kill Andy in the last game? IIRC, it was only me and taka (or one of his disciples?) at the end, and the fire destroyed Andy/Psycho. And then taka asked me to eat him... which I did.

:laugh4:

Crazy game, even trying to recount the events is crazy.

Being eaten makes me happy :yes:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-09-2009, 23:34
In if there's still room.

Askthepizzaguy
09-09-2009, 23:39
And Sasaki makes a full mad house. That's 15... and we already have a reserve player. Good! More reserves would be lovely, in case people have to drop out, we can seamlessly continue playing.

I'll attempt to get the roles written and sent out by tomorrow. :sweatdrop:

Beskar
09-09-2009, 23:41
I think Sasaki joined because he wants to lynch me. :cry:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-09-2009, 23:52
PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante

A Very Super Market
09-09-2009, 23:53
Please put me in as a reserve.

White_eyes:D
09-10-2009, 00:03
PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante PLEASE make me a day killing vigilante

My role in "Rainy Day Mafia" would have been golden here, I could act nuts AND pretend to have powers I never had:clown:

A1_Unit
09-10-2009, 00:07
Ok, I said I'd join at TWC and here I am.

Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2009, 00:16
Welcome A1_Unit... :sweatdrop:

You'd be like the third reserve player, since it filled up so fast.

Anyone want to give A1_Unit their spot? I should have made this one my large game, there's so much interest... :wall:

A1_Unit
09-10-2009, 00:19
I got here a few minutes too late. :P

Beefy187
09-10-2009, 00:29
hahaha~~~ of course i do XD

You killed me :smash:
Good thing the sign ups are full... Otherwise I just had to join regardless of how busy i am right now..:sweatdrop:

Iskander 3.1
09-10-2009, 00:52
pre-vote: Iskander. He's lost his mind.

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-10-2009, 01:00
pre-vote: Iskander

Because I don't like first round lynches. :yes: :tongue:, or pre-votes..... :laugh4:

Tratorix
09-10-2009, 03:07
pre-vote: Iskander

Because I don't like first round lynches. :yes: :tongue:, or pre-votes..... :laugh4:

pre-vote: Cultured Drizzt Fan. If CDF is posting, he's guilty. Proven fact. :beam:

Iskander 3.1
09-10-2009, 03:24
You can tell he's lying because his lips are moving.

johnhughthom
09-10-2009, 03:47
A1 Unit can have my spot, I'll be a reserve.

ULC
09-10-2009, 10:36
Anyone elses spot I can have? I'll be reserve if not ~:mecry:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-10-2009, 11:11
Et Tu Tratorix? :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:, I must be Mafia, its the only explanation.

Captain Blackadder
09-10-2009, 11:26
Any spots left? if so I am in.

A1_Unit
09-10-2009, 16:43
A1 Unit can have my spot, I'll be a reserve.

Thank you very much.:smiley2:

Chaotix
09-10-2009, 21:36
Ok, you know what? I've changed my mind. I'm in, too. Provided there are spots.

There should still be, like negative five left if I've been counting correctly.

:clown:

Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2009, 21:46
I wish this was a big mafia game so I could have everyone in that wants to be in... :bigcry:

taka
09-10-2009, 21:48
any chance of requesting it made large? there is a heck of a lot of interest in this :yes:

[Language please - GH]

White_eyes:D
09-10-2009, 21:49
A pity really....:shame:

I know the role playing should be hilarious, if anything...:2thumbsup:

Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2009, 21:50
No... it's on the small game list, which has a maximum of 15 players. If I were to make it a large game, I'd be effectively skipping everyone in the large game list. It's not fair to the other hosts.

atheotes
09-10-2009, 22:47
come on... you can give it a try... my guess is noone wants to host a large game when Capo is on and this one might be over before capo anyway (i do understand the fact that it give moderators more work and am very appreciative of the work they do :bow:)... but maybe if you ask nicely they might make it a semi-large game :yes:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-10-2009, 22:54
You could probably ask to have it made a 20 player game. Yours tend to be pretty bloody right?

Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2009, 23:09
The last time I asked for extra consideration I was reminded that the game in question had 16 players, which was already over the limit.

But all right, I guess it doesn't hurt to ask. And yeah, I can make it bloody... :evil:

Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2009, 22:06
As expected, the answer is no on expanding the game.

I will try to have the roles, etc, drawn up and ready to go by tomorrow, was holding off due to the decision process with the Mods.

Thanks for your patience. :2thumbsup:

DisgruntledGoat
09-13-2009, 20:31
Blarggh theres my post.

A1_Unit
09-13-2009, 20:42
VOTE: Taka Because he's above me on the list :P

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-13-2009, 21:06
Vote: Elite ferret

:inquisitive: What do you know about the space ferrets from mars elite ferret huh? I KNOW WHAT YOU ALIEN FERRETS ARE PLANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE READY FOR THE INVASION!
To back up my case I would like you to understand the actions of my pet ferret, Puff. One day I saw him crouched behind my garbage hand with a Mars bar, staring to the sky. That is when I knew. I Eliminated any forward scouts I thought they had in my house, but it was never enough.... I know they know that I know about them, and Elite Ferret must be the assassin they have sent to eliminate me!!! Don't you see!!!!! It all makes sense! :freak: BUT I WON"T LET YOU GET ME FERRET!

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-13-2009, 21:09
...... :inquisitive: what just happened? why is my post up there when I posted it after everything else...... :sweatdrop: org must be a bit messed up....

Askthepizzaguy
09-13-2009, 21:09
...... :inquisitive: what just happened? why is my post up there when I posted it after everything else...... :sweatdrop: org must be a bit messed up....

Oh yeah. The .org is MESSED UP right now.

taka
09-13-2009, 21:13
Vote: ATPG

he says he's not playing but we know he is

no no, but he's dead, how can he still be alive

Ha! its all trickery, to fool us all

Thats right... he's tricked us before, he'll do it again

yes... yes....

...

White_eyes:D
09-13-2009, 21:28
Vote:Askthepizzaguy

Yes yes, I'm sure it's not one of those experimental games...

Vote:Sasaki I am sure your just picking on ATPG....He is dead.....leave him alone:no:

*checks ATPG's body to be sure* Yep....unless he faked his death, he's dead:yes:

White_eyes:D
09-13-2009, 21:29
My posts are all messed up.....15:20????!!!! I HAVE TIME TRAVELED:2thumbsup:

A1_Unit
09-13-2009, 21:31
Uhmm... there are 3 posts of the rules and the writeup (that's what it's called, right?)... Yep, the .org is messed up.:dizzy2:

EDIT: And my post is above everyone else's?!?!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-13-2009, 22:14
Vote:slashandburn

In the hope that this post will go through the current forum time warp and end up being posted 3 days from now, just when I'm about to be lynched.

btw pizza, nicely done effect for your game. How did you mess with the forum code? This place really has gone crazy.

Askthepizzaguy
09-13-2009, 22:31
btw pizza, nicely done effect for your game. How did you mess with the forum code? This place really has gone crazy.

Oh, that's not even me. :laugh4: That's your own mind creating strange delusions...

You, White Eyes, A1_Unit, you're all insane. Your posts being out of place, that's all because you haven't been taking your medication.

:nurse:

Askthepizzaguy
09-14-2009, 00:20
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/PsychoImage2.jpg

PSYCHO MAFIA...... II



Day One

September 13th, 2009.
The Tomato Institute for the Happily Deranged.
Daybreak.




The clock radio went off inside my room, reminding me that it was time to rise and greet the day. Playing on the radio was The Struggle Within (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufCvtKfR2OI), which always put me in an excellent mood. There was just one problem... last night, there was a riot inside the hospital, and the mental patients went running around slaying everyone. I can't be sure how many of them there are... but I do know that there was more than one of them this time.

"This time?" Had I been here before? Strange...

But I felt confident that my mission was to destroy the evil here. I ventured out into the hallway, and saw a brutal scene before me. There were severed heads everywhere, and limbless torsos stacked up high in the center of the dining area. Body parts were nailed to the walls. The stench was unbearable. I went to the janitor's closet so that I could throw up in the sink, but I found it had been clogged up with the uniforms of the slain, and the huge plastic basin was filled with gallons of blood. Next to the sink, a bucket was filled with... what looked like... human eyes. Whoever did this was not your typical sociopath... this person took sick pleasure in what they did. In the corner, I saw something so horrible it defies description. There was the body of Askthepizzaguy.... the corpse appeared to have been sliced by a razor blade, over and over, a thousand times over. The body looked to be tied up, restrained in such a way to prevent struggling. Many of the wounds looked like they had almost healed... obviously what happened to Askthepizzaguy was not a quick process. A tube was hooked up to his arm, and several empty bags of human blood were scattered around the closet. It seemed apparent that the killer wanted Askthepizzaguy to die from the pain, not from the loss of blood. I knew I had to find who was responsible before I became the next victim of...





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/0bbf7750ba6ba7c2.jpg

the Psycho.





Alive: (15/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (1/16)

Askthepizzaguy





(that's right, I'm DEAD, and I'm not playing either. So don't bother killing me again, in any way shape or form. It's not one of those experimental games.) :2thumbsup:

Day phases will be 24 hours long if everyone has voted, or 48 hours if I am missing votes. Night phases will be 24 hours long if I have everyone's orders, or 48 hours if I am missing orders (or if I need a break from my other games and hosting duties...) :sweatdrop:. Day phase begins now, but I prefer to use 11:59 PM (2359 hours) Eastern time USA (GMT-5:00) as the official marker for the phases. So the first night phase will begin at 12:00AM (00:00 hours) Wednesday the 15th of September. That gives you 24 hours plus the remainder of today to get your role PMs, get in character, and vote.

Good luck to you all.



RULES: PLEASE READ

No quoting copying translating, etc, the ROLE PM or any other PM I send you.
Communication outside the thread is PROHIBITED when talking about this game, unless otherwise specified in your role PM.
Do not post screenshots or otherwise use any means of proving your innocence with actual evidence beyond in-game evidence. You know what I mean.
No cheating, in the broadest and most thorough possible sense. Keep things on the level or drop out. Intentional and unreported cheating will result in a permanent ban from my games. Should you make a mistake and report it, all may be forgiven.
Follow the terms of service and rules for sportsmanship and conduct, etc, etc...
If your role requires roleplaying, do your best to follow that instruction. If you need help, ask me.
If you want to be replaced, tell me.
Night actions can be sent to me ahead of time if you think you cannot be active that night.
There is at least one murderer and one neutral role. This is not a joke game.
You must vote, abstain is allowed, but there is no such thing as No Lynch. Suicide is generally NOT allowed.
Have fun, be respectful of one another, and throw yourselves into your roles.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-14-2009, 00:25
Vote:Askthepizzaguy

Yes yes, I'm sure it's not one of those experimental games...

Tratorix
09-14-2009, 00:56
Vote: DisgruntledGoat He's so disgruntled, you could almost say he's gone... psycho. :inquisitive:

slashandburn
09-14-2009, 01:14
Vote: Tratorix Why are you just jumping at someon suspicious.



P.S. ATPG Eastern time is -4 GMT.

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-14-2009, 05:38
is the org fixed now?


edit:
Yeah! it is

DisgruntledGoat
09-14-2009, 07:15
Vote: Slashandburn for questioning our Dear Leader. If ATPG says its -5 than dang it it's -5 even if he has use his god like powers to create an entire new timezone.

shlin28
09-14-2009, 15:40
Chipmunk. Ninjas. Cave. Ferret.

Vote: Eliteferret

Ferret
09-14-2009, 16:13
Ferret? Goat, eye, ROBOT!!!!!!!!

vote:A1_Unit

slashandburn
09-14-2009, 20:09
Vote: Slashandburn for questioning our Dear Leader. If ATPG says its -5 than dang it it's -5 even if he has use his god like powers to create an entire new timezone.

I was not questioning the leader comrades i was mearly assisting him in his quest to destroy the psychos.Vote:Disgruntled goatYou are scared of me and disgruntled at my greatness.

slashandburn
09-14-2009, 20:10
OopsUnvote:Vote:disgruntled goat

White_eyes:D
09-14-2009, 21:31
Unvote:Sasaki Vote:ATPG Sasaki is right....how do we know ATPG is not "dead"??:inquisitive:


Being dead didn't stop Gobbledygook from killing people... :wink: What makes you think being dead is going to stop Andy? Your just planing to kill us all when we least suspect it:whip:

shlin28
09-14-2009, 21:50
Liars. Pizza. Dead. Question mark.

Unvote: Elite Ferret
Vote: ATPG

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-14-2009, 21:56
Ferret? Goat, eye, ROBOT!!!!!!!!

vote:A1_Unit



Is that the code they instructed you in? :inquisitive: I have my eye on you ferret, those aliens are not going to touch my marrow.

A1_Unit
09-14-2009, 22:47
Unvote: Taka
Vote: ATPG Take no chances!

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-14-2009, 23:05
You can never be too careful...... even when they tell you that you can relax, they are just trying to steal your lucky charms...... :yes: But they can't touch mine, because they are safe in my special place...... :yes: And in the end, as long as I still have my lucky charms I can never truly die. But the ferrets.... they know! :disappointed: they want to take my charms, and they are going to take me with them back to mars! I told mommy I didn't want to go!!!! :bigcry:


( is there a frothing at the mouth smilie? cause there should be :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:)

Askthepizzaguy
09-14-2009, 23:07
There is always this one: :mad:

Beskar
09-14-2009, 23:10
Vote: Askthepizzaguy :laugh4:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-14-2009, 23:10
True, but I am not sure if it really capture the right image :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:


ahhhmmm.

Where be the voices from the sky? why are they telling me what smilies to use? ITS THE REDS!!!!! I foiled there plan to use monkeys as satellite cannons and now they want revenge! I knew you would be back! Which is why I blew up all of the pizza huts around my house! I know if one of you reds show up I did not order any pizza! HAH!

I will use the smilies I want to! cause I be a anarchist!

Diana Abnoba
09-15-2009, 10:35
The smilies they hurt my eyes. They are unclean, need to wash their faces. Yes, 5 times should do it, and my hands, need to wash them 5 times as well. 1...2...3...4...5... Make the thoughts go away...all this blood, this place is a mess. How can you guys just stand there and look at all the mess. Must get control over my thoughts, someone is dead, no can't take it, must clean up this place. You with all those smilies, I know you made this mess. I MUST clean up this place, and I must vote to get rid of you.

Vote: CDF

Okay that is better, now just wash my hands...1...2...3...4...5...

atheotes
09-15-2009, 15:21
what are you all blabbering about? :snobby:
Vote: everyone except me and that is the easiest way for the town to win... what? i cant do that?:furious3: then, Vote: ATPG

White_eyes:D
09-15-2009, 15:26
ATPG....how could you make Diana act like that?..:no:

It's you fault she is acting that way, isn't it?:inquisitive:

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Beskar
09-15-2009, 16:51
Vote: everyone except me and that is the easiest way for the town to win...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

unvote; vote: Atheotes :yes:

atheotes
09-15-2009, 19:14
you....yes, the one who voted for me, be careful while pointing your finger at me... i dont want any filth or blood from your hand spoiling my clothes.

slashandburn
09-15-2009, 19:29
You're all going to die comrades! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :nospam::candle::clickme3::jarswim::belly::boxedin::quiet::holiday2::bullseye::feedback::nospam::nos pam:

Diana Abnoba
09-15-2009, 22:11
Noooooo the smilies, all the smilies, so unclean must wash all their faces.

(why does this bother me so, this is irrational, can't help it, must wash my hands, calms me).

*washes hands...1...2...3..4...5...* Must get rid of the germs, everything clean and orderly.

Iskander 3.1
09-15-2009, 22:26
Vote: AtPG. Kill him twice just to be sure

p.s. you know who you are, and the answer is YES!!!
:smitten:

Tratorix
09-16-2009, 01:12
Okay, whoever spun the org and messed up all the posts, please stop. I just ate and it`s making me nauseous. :bow:

Splitpersonality
09-16-2009, 01:14
You guys are all nuts, there's no way I'm going to vote based on evidence that is lacking. First round lynches always fail anyway.

Vote: Abstain

Tratorix
09-16-2009, 01:15
You guys are all nuts, there's no way I'm going to vote based on evidence that is lacking. First round lynches always fail anyway.

Vote: Abstain

How dare you calll me nuts! :furious3: Unvote, Vote: spL1tp3r50naL1ty

Splitpersonality
09-16-2009, 01:19
Whatever, doesn't make you any less insensible.

Askthepizzaguy
09-16-2009, 05:08
Round should be over, writeup commencing.


TALLY:

ATPG: 6 (Taka, WE, shlin, A1, atheotes, Iskander)
slashandburn: 2 (Sasaki, DG)
DG: 1 (slash)
A1_unit: 1 (EF)
CDF: 1 (Diana)
atheotes: 1 (Beskar)
split: 1 (tratorix)
Elite Ferret: 1 (CDF)

Abstain: split


Am I missing anything?

Sasaki Kojiro
09-16-2009, 05:26
:laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy
09-16-2009, 05:33
Day One.



The group of insane individuals came upon the bloody mess that was Askthepizzaguy's body. They knew... they just KNEW... that Askthepizzaguy, even while dead, was still guilty for the slaughter which claimed even his own life. They knew that Askthepizzaguy must have hogtied himself, plugged an IV tube into his arm, and cut himself for hours, perhaps even days. They knew that Askthepizzaguy would do this to himself, and possibly others.

And so the destruction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSnDp_DtPW4) began. They grabbed whatever they could find, and began beating the living (or in this case, dead) daylights out of the lifeless corpse of Askthepizzaguy. They tore the head off of his body, and kicked it down the hallway like a soccer ball. They rode his torso all around the mess hall like a pony. They beat each other playfully with his arms and legs, and when they were all done having fun with these toys, they set Askthepizzaguy's body ablaze, and made sure, absolutely sure, that the body would never come back to life. And when that was done, they unleashed their respective willies and let loose their bladders, and put out the flames. They congratulated each other on their brilliance, those who were coherent enough to understand, anyway. Some simply nodded and made gurgling noises.

In the giant dumpster in the back of the facility, the chewed-up, slashed, and disembodied head of Askthepizzaguy lay silently, eyes closed. The skies became dark, and it started to rain. Thunder and lightning roared and flashed in the sky.




Askthepizzaguy is still dead.

https://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww204/ubercomments_backup/evil/016.jpg





Alive: (15/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (1/16)

Askthepizzaguy (still)



:skull: Don't think that desecrating my body will help you... You'd better find the evil ones here instead of wasting precious time... :skull:

It is now night phase. I will accept your night actions now, please.

Diana Abnoba
09-16-2009, 06:02
OOC: You are a very sick man ATPG, REALLY starting to worry about you. :help: me, he is in my house



IC: OMG now look at this place, you all need to go, you all made such a mess, blood everywhere...must wash everything...it will be okay, just calm down and wash my hands 1...2...3...4...5...go back to my room and lock the door...turn lock 1...2...3...4...5...okay get control, thoughts out of my head, no need for worry...

Splitpersonality
09-16-2009, 13:40
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

What a waste of time though.

shlin28
09-16-2009, 14:58
Pizza. Lightning. Experiment. Undead.

*Slowly backs away from the smoldering corpse of ATPG.*

Iskander 3.1
09-16-2009, 20:23
Quick, his head is trying to escape!

OOC: That was totally worth it, even though we wasted the round.

slashandburn
09-16-2009, 20:25
OOC: Lol pizza after snatcher no one trusts you that its not an experimenal game.

White_eyes:D
09-16-2009, 21:04
FoS:Anyone who thinks it was a waste of time OOC:That was totally worth it:bounce:

that Askthepizzaguy, even while dead, was still guilty for the slaughter which claimed even his own life. They knew that Askthepizzaguy must have hogtied himself, plugged an IV tube into his arm, and cut himself for hours, perhaps even days.

taka
09-16-2009, 21:16
i think we should lynch ATPG again just to make sure...

yes we should, don't you agree?

yes, yes, i think so...

Askthepizzaguy
09-16-2009, 23:21
I have to admit I chuckled a bit as I was writing it. Definitely one of my better deaths. :grin:

A1_Unit
09-16-2009, 23:39
i think we should lynch ATPG again just to make sure...

yes we should, don't you agree?

yes, yes, i think so...

Absolutely!:laugh4: His head just moved - he's not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smash:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-17-2009, 00:42
That will teach those nasty reds. Stay out of my Pizza hut!

Askthepizzaguy
09-17-2009, 05:29
Night One


A figure with a disturbed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4J-jcqkMo) look on his face wandered out to the back of the facility. This person peered down at Askthepizzaguy's lifeless head and smiled. It was a symbol... a reminder of atrocities past... an inspiration for atrocities to come. Carefully lifting the object out of the dumpster, the figure scurried off into the night to do some more evil deeds.

In the restrooms located in the south wing, someone had emptied all the water out of the toilets, and filled them with gasoline. After lighting a match, and spending a moment enjoying the awesome rush of ecstasy, the figure tossed it into the porcelain bown and watched the flames expand everywhere. It was entrancing... it was hypnotic... it was passion. Reaching out a hand, the figure felt the flames lick the skin, causing delightful pain. But someone was coming, so the figure retreated out of there and let the fire continue to burn.

Later, Tratorix was wandering around the halls... he seemed to be preoccupied with something. But then he felt as though someone was following him, and he spun around. After look at the stranger's face, Tratorix knew that this night would be his last. The crazed maniac grabbed him by the throat and smashed him against the wall with one hand, choking the life out of him and causing a concussion. Tratorix tried to fend off the attacker by kicking the assailant in the groin, in the stomach, in the ribs... nothing was working. The attacker grinned and threw Tratorix to the floor. Tratorix landed on his stomach and tried to wriggle away, but the figure was immediately upon him. Kneeling on his back, and grabbing his head, he began pounding his face into the floor. A stunned and weakened Tratorix could only struggle and scream for help while the figure began carving into his back with a blade of some kind. The sicko was brutally efficient, and by the time help arrived, they found Tratorix had a large wound in his back, and his kidneys had been removed. He died shortly thereafter.





Tratorix is dead.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/3508243070_2ebfb05158.jpg


Alive: (14/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (2/16)

Tratorix
Askthepizzaguy (still)


Day Two begins now. You have until 2359 Eastern time today to post and vote. If I am missing votes, an extension will be granted.

Diana Abnoba
09-17-2009, 06:03
Another mess! I can't take it! Now someone wants organs. A kidney, do you know that the kidney filters waste from the body...makes urine...germs, there's germs everywhere...must wash my hands...1...2...3...4...5...need to go back to my room, need to be safe...lock the door...1...2..3...4...5...check it again 1...2...3...4...5...okay calming down.

Tratorix
09-17-2009, 06:14
I blame atheotes, under the atheotes is always guilty rule.

Iskander 3.1
09-17-2009, 06:26
I blame Tratorix, vote for him. Just kidding.

But (and you know who you are) why didn't you send me another letter last night, like you promised? I waited and waited to hear from you... :sad:

White_eyes:D
09-17-2009, 06:35
Ok....we have someone who likes Fire(Pyromanic)...we need to start voting guys, who don't at least role play there Mental Illness..Mine is...hard to role-play since most Mafia players use it all the time:shrug:

To try and make it obvious...."Your trying to mess with my mind by role playing....aren't you?":inquisitive:(but we are in a Mafia game....of course, your trying messing with my mind:laugh4:)

Vote:Sasaki till, you at least hint at your crazy-side:clown:

Diana Abnoba
09-17-2009, 08:56
Vote: Iskander What is with the " letter " and waiting for someone to send it to you? Are you trying to contact your mafia buddy, or are you just getting recruited by the mafia or some other player?

Beefy187
09-17-2009, 09:49
OOC: Lol pizza after snatcher no one trusts you that its not an experimenal game.

Remember Golden Rule :yes:
I think that was totally necessary even though I'm not actually playing the game.:2thumbsup:

Now i'll go back to following this game via telescope. :creep:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-17-2009, 11:01
The ferret must die! His brain probe will kill us all you see!

Vote: Elite ferret

Beskar
09-17-2009, 12:08
split: 1 (tratorix)

Am I missing anything?

:yes: :questiong:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-17-2009, 14:09
Vote:taka

Ferret
09-17-2009, 15:19
vote:Sasaki

any reason for that vote?

atheotes
09-17-2009, 15:29
gah...more blood... now i cant even walk along the hallway...my clothes might get stained :wall:
i cant believe i am in @#$#hole with all these dimwits...i do not deserve this :furious3:
These idiots should listen to me and just stop wandering at night.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-17-2009, 15:30
vote:Sasaki

any reason for that vote?

Right back at you.

Ferret
09-17-2009, 16:48
my reason is you not giving a reason :clown:

DisgruntledGoat
09-17-2009, 17:01
*Sniffs the air*

I wonder if Tratorix's body has started rotting yet.

Vote: Iskander, what letter? Spill the beans. And preferably on yourself with some sherry vinegar and brown sugar.

Iskander 3.1
09-17-2009, 17:20
Thank you for the kind words you said to me the other day, shlin28. All is forgiven, and I understand you may have been too busy to write me back. I baked this especially for you.
:cake: :balloon2:

FoS: Diana for suggesting that those who love me are trying to "recruit me."

Vote: Elite Ferret. The clown face does not conceal your guilt.

shlin28
09-17-2009, 17:21
Confusion. Opaque. Dreams. Evil.

Vote: Diana

atheotes
09-17-2009, 17:35
so Shlin and Iskander are working together... hmm... like that is going to make them anymore useful...pfft!
they should just listen to me and do what i say!
Vote: everyone other than me, i dont care if am not allowed to do it... how can anyone tell ME what to do...pfft


OOC: Vote: Iskander - whats the connection between you and Shlin? and your vote on ferret seems a bit off...

shlin28
09-17-2009, 17:53
Coincidence. Await. Pizza. Judgement.

Iskander 3.1
09-17-2009, 18:03
Judgement of his feelings for me, no doubt. Shlin, you are so gentle and I long for the day that we may be together, away from those here who do not understand us.

taka
09-17-2009, 18:34
rule number 1 guys, dont forget

vote:sasaki

Sasaki Kojiro
09-17-2009, 18:39
my reason is you not giving a reason :clown:

You would prefer a reason like:


The ferret must die! His brain probe will kill us all you see!

?

slashandburn
09-17-2009, 19:21
:lips::crowngrin::grin3::army::ears::freak::freak::freak::freak::afro::stop::biker::smug2::computer: :glasses::hair2::balloon3::stupid::hanged::drummer::sunny::evil2::batman::rifle::rifle::gossip::devi l::devil:Ooh so many must control self.Vote:EliteFerretHe looks tastiest of all we should roast him then eat him Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

A1_Unit
09-17-2009, 20:23
vote:slashandburn

Diana Abnoba
09-17-2009, 20:43
:lips::crowngrin::grin3::army::ears::freak::freak::freak::freak::afro::stop::biker::smug2::computer: :glasses::hair2::balloon3::stupid::hanged::drummer::sunny::evil2::batman::rifle::rifle::gossip::devi l::devil:Ooh so many must control self.Vote:EliteFerretHe looks tastiest of all we should roast him then eat him Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah.




Noooo ,all the smilies, make them go away!

Diana Abnoba
09-17-2009, 20:47
Judgement of his feelings for me, no doubt. Shlin, you are so gentle and I long for the day that we may be together, away from those here who do not understand us.

Ahhhh mafia lovers, how sweet! We can all love you if you just tell us what is up, we can understand. (well at least some of us may).

Sasaki Kojiro
09-17-2009, 21:03
Would anyone like to confess to being mafia?

Beskar
09-17-2009, 21:06
Judgement of his feelings for me, no doubt. Shlin, you are so gentle and I long for the day that we may be together, away from those here who do not understand us.

:inquisitive:

White_eyes:D
09-17-2009, 21:16
Rule number 40000000# Sasaki hardly ever role-plays:juggle2:

"There is a killer among us...it's all that ferrets fault:whip: He always leaves before Breakfast:inquisitive:" Unvote:Sasaki Kojiro Vote:Elite Ferret

Ferret
09-17-2009, 21:40
You would prefer a reason like:?

yep :clown:

well no but I expect better from you :yes:

I would also like to make it known that I was attacked last night and woke up with razor blade cuts all over my body, much like ATPG. For some reason I survived though :shrug:

White_eyes:D
09-17-2009, 22:18
Sure it's not just a Role-Blocker??:inquisitive:

I recall in the last game...the role-blocker would tie people up, then throw them into a bag...and then toss them into a near-by forest over-night:laugh4:

Edit:Or wait for the "god of death" to take them...:bounce:

Iskander 3.1
09-17-2009, 22:27
Ahhhh mafia lovers, how sweet! We can all love you if you just tell us what is up, we can understand. (well at least some of us may).

What is up is that I have discovered that my not-so-secret admirer is Shlin! My feelings for him may not be as strong as his feelings for me, but I will not reject his attempts to court me.

atheotes
09-17-2009, 23:24
yep :clown:

well no but I expect better from you :yes:

I would also like to make it known that I was attacked last night and woke up with razor blade cuts all over my body, much like ATPG. For some reason I survived though :shrug:

OOC: I am surprised it did not make it to the write-up :inquisitive:

White_eyes:D
09-17-2009, 23:33
It doesn't....we would just hear about it the next day from the guy who was blocked...:laugh4:

I know I had to PM Pizza guy to find out, that I had been knocked-out and left to die on one of the nights in the Insane institution:bounce: (I was about to lynch a role-blocker last game:shame:)

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-17-2009, 23:34
Please, surely the ferret lies to hide the fact he was communicating with his mother ship. We must all be on our guard, for soon they will begin sending ferrets to burrow in our skulls and take control of our body to do terrible things..... Ferrety things. Yes, we must all take out our Titanium hydroxide pluboniumparoxide caps, with extra tin foil. :yes: It is the only way to remain perfectly safe, and keep our fruit loops in our heads. We must be prepared you fools! If we are not then we are as good as rick rolled. :no: But I will not shamble silently into the night! I will fight, and I will die with the utmost awesome against the ferret invaders. I am here to kick :daisy: and kill ferrets. And I am all out of ferrets. :yes:..... Wait, me think that may not be right. For that would assume the Ferret menace has been defeated, however elite ferret still converses to the great ferret one. Thus he must die.

slashandburn
09-17-2009, 23:42
Noooo ,all the smilies, make them go away!

The Smilies have returned muhahahahahahahah!!!:wall::yes::egypt::thumbsdown::iloveyou::smiley2::smitten::rolleyes::stooge_curl y::ears::indian_chief::beatnik::joker::joker::joker::klingon::angel::hair2::shocked3::stupid::end::h anged::hanged::drummer::bandana::daisy::daisy::daisy::daisy::wink3::bobby2::bobby2::gossip::devil::r ifle::rifle::rifle::toilet::gathering::couch::hijacked::download::driver::sharky::bling::yougotmail: :yougotmail::wizard::hourglass::faq::soapbox::soapbox::rulez::logic::strawman2::hmg::nospam:

Diana Abnoba
09-18-2009, 02:08
Please, surely the ferret lies to hide the fact he was communicating with his mother ship. We must all be on our gaurd, for soon they will begin sending ferrets to burrow in our skulls and take control of our body to do terrible things..... Ferrety things. Yes, we must all take out or Titanium hydroxide pluboniumparoxide caps, with extra tin foil. :yes: It is the only way to remain perfectly safe, and keep our fruit loops in our heads. We must be prepared you fools! If we are not then we are as good as rick rolled. :no: But I will not shamble silently into the night! I will fight, and I will die with the utmost awesome against the ferret invaders. I am here to kick :daisy: and kill ferrets. And I am all out of ferrets. :yes:..... Wait, me think that may not be right. For that would assume the Ferret menace has been defeated, however elite ferret still converses to the great ferret one. Thus he must die.



OOC: love this, it is sooo funny!

Diana Abnoba
09-18-2009, 02:18
The Smilies have returned muhahahahahahahah!!!:wall::yes::egypt::thumbsdown::iloveyou::smiley2::smitten::rolleyes::stooge_curl y::ears::indian_chief::beatnik::joker::joker::joker::klingon::angel::hair2::shocked3::stupid::end::h anged::hanged::drummer::bandana::daisy::daisy::daisy::daisy::wink3::bobby2::bobby2::gossip::devil::r ifle::rifle::rifle::toilet::gathering::couch::hijacked::download::driver::sharky::bling::yougotmail: :yougotmail::wizard::hourglass::faq::soapbox::soapbox::rulez::logic::strawman2::hmg::nospam:



How dare he mock me, and taunt me, with THOSE smilies! Anxiety grows inside me...must wash hands...1...2...3...4...5...not working...straightens books on table exactly 5 inches from the end...still not helping...he is evil and dirty...puts on gloves and goes to slashandburn, and washes his face...1...2...3...4...5...until raw...calming down now...oh, have touched other person...must wash hands...1...2...3...4...5...that will teach him to mock me.

Askthepizzaguy
09-18-2009, 02:29
Just for thread readability purposes, if you post a large string of smileys/other large distracting post, please spoiler it so the moderator's (and the host's) eyes don't bleed.

:bow:

And ESPECIALLY if you quote one. Put that in quotes, because once is enough. :laugh4:

-Thank you! Carry on, please continue.

Splitpersonality
09-18-2009, 02:59
Just for thread readability purposes, if you post a large string of smileys/other large distracting post, please spoiler it so the moderator's (and the host's) eyes don't bleed.

:bow:

And ESPECIALLY if you quote one. Put that in quotes, because once is enough. :laugh4:

-Thank you! Carry on, please continue.

Will do boss, I'll be sure to get right on that next time I quote some large amounts of smileys. I swear.
:juggle2:

atheotes
09-18-2009, 03:09
unvote, vote:slashandburn - you make MY eyes burn :stop:

Askthepizzaguy
09-18-2009, 05:22
Elite Ferret: 4 (CDF, Iska, Slash, WE)
Sasaki; 2 (EF, Taka)
Iskander: 2 (DA, DG)
Taka: 1 (Sasaki)
Diana: 1 (Shlin)
Slash: 2 (A1, atheotes)



Okay, the round would be over but

splitpersonality
Beskar

Need to vote. Round extended until 2359 tonight.

Diana Abnoba
09-18-2009, 07:43
OOC:


Elite Ferret told us he was cut up last night (roleblocked), as mentioned in thread, and we still had a murder, so unless we have more than 1 murder a night, (which hasn't happened yet) he is not the killer/ mafia.

FOS on Beskar and Split for not voting. This is not like them, and they have been on the org. elsewhere. Are you guys to busy planning your night actions to vote?

Iskandar and Shlin still haven't really answered the "love notes/letters" question.

Slashandburn and DisgruntledGoat you like eating people, do you like kidneys as well, maybe for a snack?


Just some things to ponder over, as we now have another 24 hours in this round. Also everyone needs to roleplay, it helps town, and it is just more fun that way.

White_eyes:D
09-18-2009, 07:45
Unvote Vote:Iskander You guys just want me to drink that WIFOM...don't you??:inquisitive:

Beskar
09-18-2009, 08:33
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2335806&postcount=134

Vote: Iskander 3.1


:wall::thumbsdown:



FOS on Beskar and Split for not voting. This is not like them, and they have been on the org. elsewhere. Are you guys to busy planning your night actions to vote?

:thumbsdown: :argue:

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-18-2009, 11:19
OOC: love this, it is sooo funny!

OOC: glad my antics are amusing someone! :yes: Other than me that is.

taka
09-18-2009, 13:20
Okay, the round would be over but

splitpersonality
Beskar

Need to vote. Round extended until 2359 tonight.

FOS Split and Beskar

Why do they not miss their vote?

Maybe they are someone with very special role

Ah~ I see, so they are so special that the dead pizza guy person is willing to extend the round

yes, yes... They seem........ hm.......

atheotes
09-18-2009, 13:36
You, the one they call Beskar, why did you not vote? you are making ME stay here longer!
unvote, Vote: Beskar

OOC: so Beskar cannot talk...hmm.... somehow it feels like a cover role that Beskar chose for himself... nothing more than gut feeling

taka
09-18-2009, 13:46
OOC

edited for someone's protection

Beskar
09-18-2009, 16:05
:sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

:inquisitive:

Iskander 3.1
09-18-2009, 17:29
You said,

OOC:
Iskandar and Shlin still haven't really answered the "love notes/letters" question.

And then you say,

Also everyone needs to roleplay, it helps town, and it is just more fun that way.

That's why I can't really answer your questions. But IC, why are you now sending me notes? I already have one secret admirer. I'll keep you in the back of my mind so that my options are open, and to show that I'm sincere I'll give you a balloon.
:balloon2:

Just don't tell Shlin, I don't want him to get jealous.

shlin28
09-18-2009, 18:07
Confusion. Doubt. Mystery. Gives up.

slashandburn
09-18-2009, 19:24
OOC:How do you use spoiler tags?

johnhughthom
09-18-2009, 19:28
The second bolded B along the top.

slashandburn
09-18-2009, 19:30
Thanks

slashandburn
09-18-2009, 19:32
How dare you scrub my face!!!
:rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::rifle::devil::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox::soapbox:: soapbox::smg::smg::smg::hmg::hmg::hmg::nospam::nospam::nospam:~:pissed:~:pissed:~:pissed:~:pissed:~: pissed:~:pissed:~:pissed:

Splitpersonality
09-19-2009, 00:57
FOS on Beskar and Split for not voting. This is not like them, and they have been on the org. elsewhere. Are you guys to busy planning your night actions to vote?

I'll get around to voting soon, don't worry. Just keep your faith in me that I'll make the right choice.

OOC: I can't think of who to vote, and I'm roleplaying this hard so :P

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-19-2009, 01:13
OOC:

I have to say, I am kind of surprised my role played vote managed to get a bandwagon going on elite ferret. I have no case against him, and it was only to make the game more fun to me...... :shrug: I am not sure why in the world anyone would go along with me.

Kind of makes me worried about the towns chances if we are going to jump on a case that amounts to: Ferrets evil, they eat brains..... :sweatdrop: Sorry Elite ferret, role playing and all that. :sweatdrop:

IN fact, I am almost want to say FOS to those who went along with me. It was a bandwagon, and a scummy one at that. Could everyone else who voted elite ferret please explain the reason? I am especially disappointed as this means I will need to find new material for the rest of the game, can't use ferret invader if there are no ferret invaders can I? :laugh4:

White_eyes:D
09-19-2009, 01:29
"You just want us to think, you will have no new role-playing material after Ferrets gone":inquisitive:

OOC:I mean your crazy(everybody is)....of course you will have something new:laugh4:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-19-2009, 01:32
I could, but that would involve thinking. :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

What I mean is that we just lynched someone for no good reason. Then again that is at least partly my fault, ohh forget it, I am going to go back to being crazy, its easier that way.....

White_eyes:D
09-19-2009, 01:43
"You just want us to think lynching Ferret is bad...when you really want to save him and make a killer WIFOM":inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

OOC:ATPG has done stuff like that:shrug: And first round lynches are never easy:no:

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2009, 07:19
Sorry for the delay, writeup to follow.

Elite Ferret: 3 (CDF, Iska, Slash, )
Sasaki; 2 (EF, Taka)
Iskander: 4 (DA, DG, WE, Beskar)
Taka: 1 (Sasaki)
Diana: 1 (Shlin)
Slash: 1 (A1, )
Beskar: 1 (atheotes)

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2009, 08:07
Day Two


The group of mental patients shouted and screamed at one another, blaming each other for the death of Tratorix. But a patient in particular seemed to stand out, and his obsession for one of the other patients made several of them nervous. Those who had the presence of mind to have an opinion on the matter shouted their accusations, and the patient who was most accused was Iskander 3.1. The angry and insane mob advanced on him, and he slowly backed away, ducking into the mess hall. He dove behind the lunch counter and quickly thought of a plan. Ah yes... he would wear a disguise! And so, he grabbed a blood-soaked chef's hat off of one of the corpses, and pretended to cook, loudly humming to himself, while running the water in the sink and slamming kitchen utensils. This would have been much more convincing if there was power in the facility, or if there was any food left to cook, or if he had remembered that all the kitchen staff were dead and strewn about the floor right next to him.

The crowd hadn't the foggiest clue where Iskander 3.1 had run off to, but when they heard the racket he was making while trying unsuccessfully to blend in, they immediately turned the corner and saw him carving up one of the invisible turkeys. Iskander 3.1 noticed them coming, but like a toddler playing hide and seek who believes that covering his eyes will make him invisible, he tried even more desperately to get in character. He turned the gas oven on, and clattered pans on top of it, none of them filled with food of course, but these were minor details only. He also turned on the clock radio nearby on a top shelf, which the kitchen staff used to listen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b37LZT_GKK4) to while they were working. The mob of drooling, crazed psychopaths continued to walk slowly forward, some grabbing long butcher knives or huge metal serving spoons, and one grabbed a rolling pin. Iskander 3.1 was now completely surrounded, but he wisely stuck to the plan that was utterly failing, and sung along with the music and cracked a bunch of invisible eggs, and washed some invisible celery in the sink. The crowd was not impressed, and so they rushed at him, and began stabbing and beating and... rolling... him to death. (I'm afraid not all of the patients were very swift.)

Iskander 3.1 gallantly and bravely stuck to the plan, because he had no exit strategy, and he was too stubborn to admit when he was wrong. Yes, he was getting killed and he wasn't accomplishing anything, but he stuck to his gun, to the last. He went down in heroic fashion, which was sad considering the emergency exits in the kitchen were clearly marked. One of the doors was even propped open with a brick. It was a shame, but such things don't always occur to the mentally deranged. Iskander 3.1 was covered in stab wounds and had suffered many concussions, and was bleeding from the mouth, and when he realized he was going to die, he rushed toward shlin28 and gave him a great big hug and a very awkward kiss. This moment of spontaneous romance was marred only by the fact that shlin28 promptly stabbed him in the eye.

As the crowd beat him further, he stared directly at his beloved with his remaining eye, and silently whispered "I love you...", until one of the patients got the bright idea to overturn the giant metal refrigerator nearby, which landed on Iskander 3.1's head and splattered his brains across the floor.



Iskander 3.1 is dead.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/3513035277_aa231a4d29.jpg




Alive: (13/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (3/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
Askthepizzaguy (still)




You have until 2359 Eastern tonight (Sept 19th) to send in orders. An extension may be granted, but try to get it done in less than 24 hours.

johnhughthom
09-19-2009, 08:31
Awesome write up, I'm going to think of Iskander pretending to cook every time he posts now. :laugh4:
















Wish I was playing...

Askthepizzaguy
09-19-2009, 08:47
Wish I was playing...

Should Split fail to vote again, I will replace him with you. :whip:

shlin28
09-19-2009, 13:23
Question. Iskander. Alive. List.

Beefy187
09-19-2009, 13:23
Thou shalt not disturb an cooking man :furious3:
Psychos... all of you... :whip:

Splitpersonality
09-19-2009, 15:40
Alright fine, I'll start voting, jeez...

Beskar
09-19-2009, 19:01
Alright fine, I'll start voting, jeez...

:dizzy2::dizzy2::dizzy2:

Iskander 3.1
09-19-2009, 22:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

(Any further comments would be OOC and might ruin the game for the rest of you, so I'll just tip my cap and watch from here on out)

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2009, 06:12
Night Two



The Psycho held the precious item and looked at it intently. The eyes were still closed, but there was an aura of unmitigated evil coming from it. It's power was only growing stronger. More blood would be shed tonight. More souls to be condemned... more destruction to be had. The dance of death would continue... and the blood of the ignorant fools would paint a macabre landscape across the walls of the facility. This was the Psycho's legacy... what the dark figure would be remembered for, for all time... for all eternity.... The Psycho would become immortal. This caused an evil, evil laugh to escape from the Psycho's twisted lips. It would be another wonderful night indeed...

Down in the mess hall, it was too dark to see the person sneaking around. The body of Iskander 3.1 would be attracting flies soon, and already there was a trail of ants from the stormy blackness outside coming in and removing pieces of his head, a bit at a time. There was a smell of gas... the oven had been left on, but it was never lit. Most of the gas had escaped from the facility out the open door, but there was still enough for the show. The dark figure lit a match and tossed it in the direction of the ovens.... KABOOOOOOM!!!!! After the initial explosion, the dark figure was illuminated. This person could not stop staring into the awesome beauty that was the flame. It's destructive power was not only dangerous, but seductive... tranquilizing... erotic even. The mouth popped open and began to drool with delight, and the eyes relaxed and allowed the fire to scorch a pattern on the retinas. Even if the figure blinked, all that could be seen was the brilliant beauty of the flames. The dark figure stumbled out of the mess hall, still entranced by the both the delicate nature and terrible wrath of the flames' power...

White_Eyes:D was sure that someone was following him... he was absolutely sure that someone... some... thing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbHn1Pgj6Zk)... was out to get him. He could see the signs everywhere. Why couldn't anyone else see the signs?? First he was placed in this Tomato Institution, against his will, when he was perfectly fine... then he knew... the gods were out to get him. The terrible, invisible ones. He was nothing but an animal trapped in a cage, a rat in a maze... they were just testing him... they were going to make him break. Break I tells ya! But not only the gods, their terrible, twisted servants... the dark ones. They were simply going to torture him until he died, he knew it.... White_Eyes:D could see all, hear all... nothing escaped his gaze... well, except for the solitary figure standing behind him, wielding a bone saw (http://www.deathonline.net/images/what_happens/saw.jpg), and wearing an evil grin. He felt the powerful hand grip his mouth. It was covered in filth, and blood, and it smelled like death. White_Eyes:D tried to scream, but he couldn't make a peep. Then the nightmare truly began... the saw began cutting into his neck, causing blood to spurt across the hallway. White_Eyes:D reached up and tried to pry himself free of the grip of the powerful one, but to no avail. Those arms were unnaturally strong, and they had a death grip on his head, while the saw began slicing deeper into the neck and shoulder. White_Eyes:D tried to grip the bloody cutting edge and force it off of his neck, but the horror was making his heart pump the blood out of his body even faster... his grip was weakening..... somehow, somehow, White_Eyes:D twisted himself and slipped out of the grip of the walking embodiment of death. He couldn't, wouldn't turn around to see his attacker, he simply ran down the hallway as fast as he could. As he turned the corner, he was tackled by a second person, wielding a large cutting razor. This one had a look of utter insanity in his eyes. "Pain.... torment... that is what is going to happen to you, White_Eyes...."

Of all the rotten, miserable luck. White_Eyes:D suddenly became White_Eyes:C and looked on helplessly as his second assailant began slicing up his face with razor blades. He was doomed. That is, until a large, bloody boot kicked the razor-blade wielding lunatic right in the mouth, causing his teeth to go scattering across the hallway. The razor-blade wielding lunatic was knocked unconscious, and from the blood loss, White_Eyes:C himself was starting to pass out. The last thing he saw was the hideously twisted face of his assailant leaning down. "Now, let's finish what we started, shall we? I just want to remove your brain.... this won't hurt a bit. After you're dead of course."

All White_Eyes:C could do was scream bloody murder as the large, thick boot stomped down on his chest, and the bone saw began cutting into his skull. He passed out after the first thirty seconds of the cutting, and when the rest of the mental patients found the wretched corpse of White_Eyes:C they saw that his skull had been cleanly cut open and the contents had been removed. The body had been left inside a bathtub, and it was soaking in a deep puddle of it's own blood.




White_Eyes:C is dead.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/2818741543_c947f1878f.jpg


Alive: (12/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (4/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
White_Eyes:C
Askthepizzaguy (still)


Day Three begins now. You will have until 2359 tonight to discuss and vote, if you don't all vote, an extension may be granted. Results PMs being sent out.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 06:21
Interesting, it seems our Psycho likes fire, but that doesn't help. I'm pretty sure everyone likes fire :/

OOC: I so called that song, as I was opening it I said out loud, "Animal I have become would be a good song for this...", creepy.

Tratorix
09-20-2009, 06:41
Oh no, White_Eyes:D's brother White_Eyes:C was killed! He's going to be crushed when he hears about this! :bigcry:

White_eyes:D
09-20-2009, 07:05
I don't get it..??:shrug:

Who in the world was "White_eyes:C"??:juggle2:

Edit: I can reveal this much.....
Split is mafia....good luck you psycho's:bounce:

Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2009, 07:06
I don't get it..??:shrug:

Who in the world was "White_eyes:C"??:juggle2:

A very unhappy White_Eyes:D

White_eyes:D
09-20-2009, 07:10
I thought my Psychosis needed some evidence that can't be refuted?? not Split Personalty?:laugh4:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-20-2009, 07:26
I thought my Psychosis needed some evidence that can't be refuted?? not Split Personalty?:laugh4:

Confusing post...

White_eyes:D
09-20-2009, 07:46
"Sasaki is always guilty" (Correct, you could be guilty...it does hint to two attackers:shrug: but my role was a Paranoid person, yet correct 90% of the time..My quote "Something that Mafia players use" or those in crime family's develop but more extreme in use, apply's here...:smash: )

Edit:I just told you my role in VERY vague terms....but it's so heard of..and most mafia players use it almost all the time....you are cruel ATPG~:mecry:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-20-2009, 14:08
You sa think a people gonna die???? :bigcry::bigcry:

Vote: elite ferret, now that you have been saved the protection of the invaders none can claim your innocence.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 16:51
Split is mafia....good luck you psycho's

Care to ellaborate, if at all possible? If I'm mafia I'm sure I'm doing something wrong...

Vote: CDF your stupid bandwaggon will get us nowhere, I mean it can't do much worse, this place is hell already, but you're just being stupid.

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-20-2009, 16:57
You foolish fool! I am the only one preparing us for the coming Invasion! I hope the ferrets do get your fruit loops you big fat meany. None can collaborate with the ferret invaders!

OOC:
I know that, its role playing. I am supposed to be stupid and crazy. Does not mean anyone has to follow my lead.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 17:04
Feh, argue all you like you're just wasting your vote.

Unvote: CDF, Vote: Abstain

OOC: I realize, I'm doing such as well.

shlin28
09-20-2009, 17:06
Puzzled. Confusion. Doubt. Gives up.

Vote: Splitpersonality

Beskar
09-20-2009, 18:56
White_Eyes:D twisted himself and slipped out of the grip of the walking embodiment of death. He couldn't, wouldn't turn around to see his attacker, he simply ran down the hallway as fast as he could. As he turned the corner, he was tackled by a second person, wielding a large cutting razor. This one had a look of utter insanity in his eyes. "Pain.... torment... that is what is going to happen to you, White_Eyes...."


:thumbsdown:

:gossip: :skull: :skull:

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 18:58
Puzzled. Confusion. Doubt. Gives up.


It's. Not. Me. Look. Elsewhere.

:l

A1_Unit
09-20-2009, 20:42
vote:spL1tp3r50naL1ty It.Must.Be.You.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 20:45
It. Is. Really. Not. Me.

Vote: A1_Unit

Maybe it's you?


EDIT

Disregard that, I cook socks. Posting another message with the vote.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 20:46
Unvote:Abstain, Vote:A1_Unit

Beskar
09-20-2009, 21:58
Disregard that, I cook socks. Posting another message with the vote.


:laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 22:03
OOC: I was in the mood to not get moderated so I had to throw that in there ;P

slashandburn
09-20-2009, 23:15
I do not like my face being scrubbed! Vote:Diana Abnoba

:thumbsdown::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::devil::devil::devil::devil:~:angry:~:angry:~:angry:: nospam::nospam::soapbox::soapbox::nospam:

DisgruntledGoat
09-20-2009, 23:43
So one dead guys lasts words is enough to roast a man A1 and Slin? Mmmm... roasting sounds good. Vote: A1_Unit

Beskar
09-21-2009, 00:05
Iskander 3.1 was covered in stab wounds and had suffered many concussions, and was bleeding from the mouth, and when he realized he was going to die, he rushed toward shlin28 and gave him a great big hug and a very awkward kiss. This moment of spontaneous romance was marred only by the fact that shlin28 promptly stabbed him in the eye.

As the crowd beat him further, he stared directly at his beloved with his remaining eye, and silently whispered "I love you...",



The Psycho held the precious item and looked at it intently. The eyes were still closed, but there was an aura of unmitigated evil coming from it. It's power was only growing stronger. More blood would be shed tonight. More souls to be condemned... more destruction to be had. The dance of death would continue... and the blood of the ignorant fools would paint a macabre landscape across the walls of the facility. This was the Psycho's legacy... what the dark figure would be remembered for, for all time... for all eternity.... The Psycho would become immortal. This caused an evil, evil laugh to escape from the Psycho's twisted lips. It would be another wonderful night indeed...

Down in the mess hall, it was too dark to see the person sneaking around. The body of Iskander 3.1 would be attracting flies soon, and already there was a trail of ants from the stormy blackness outside coming in and removing pieces of his head, a bit at a time. There was a smell of gas... the oven had been left on, but it was never lit. Most of the gas had escaped from the facility out the open door, but there was still enough for the show. The dark figure lit a match and tossed it in the direction of the ovens.... KABOOOOOOM!!!!! After the initial explosion, the dark figure was illuminated. This person could not stop staring into the awesome beauty that was the flame. It's destructive power was not only dangerous, but seductive... tranquilizing... erotic even. The mouth popped open and began to drool with delight, and the eyes relaxed and allowed the fire to scorch a pattern on the retinas. Even if the figure blinked, all that could be seen was the brilliant beauty of the flames. The dark figure stumbled out of the mess hall, still entranced by the both the delicate nature and terrible wrath of the flames' power...


So one dead guys lasts words is enough to roast a man A1 and Slin? Mmmm... roasting sounds good.

:idea2:

:smitten::smash: = :skull::devilish:

vote: Slin28 :hanged:

Ferret
09-21-2009, 00:16
I am really starting to suspect shlin and I have no idea why

vote:shlin28

atheotes
09-21-2009, 00:28
I am not sure what all the hoopla is about.... I am still alive :shrug:

OOC: Vote: Beskar

i dont think ATPG will include a role which can post only in smilies...it doesnt seem to blend with the rest of the roleplaying... :juggle2:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-21-2009, 00:32
We is all very crazy, perhaps Beskar be mute? Did the ferrets tear out your larynx Beskar?

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 00:35
Last game....Beefy was the mute:laugh4:

Split is getting off the hook?...nice one Split:2thumbsup:

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 00:37
Nice one split what exactly, spitting heresay at me doesn't mean that it's true at all.

I don't really understand your evidence for claiming I am responsible for the death of anyone.

So please outline it for me in bullet-point format.

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 00:41
My win conditions needed me alive~:mecry:

So I don't need to make town listen, if they don't want to:bounce:(Actually, it's kind of funny:laugh4:)

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 00:42
I'm the town, and I'm listening.

You are not saying much however.

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 00:49
Look over my old posts...I don't feel like making towns life any easier at the present time:juggle2:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 00:53
Vote:Shlin

Diana Abnoba
09-21-2009, 01:37
I do not like my face being scrubbed! Vote:Diana Abnoba

:thumbsdown::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::devil::devil::devil::devil:~:angry:~:angry:~:angry:: nospam::nospam::soapbox::soapbox::nospam:


Then stop taunting me with those smilies.

Though it is better now that they are put away in those spoilers where they belong.

Diana Abnoba
09-21-2009, 01:46
Vote: Split

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 01:48
Why?

taka
09-21-2009, 02:27
vote: white eyes

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 02:33
White_eyes is dead taka.

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 02:58
......???:laugh4::laugh4:

I wanna get lynched again:bounce:

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2009, 05:28
Shlin: 3 (Beskar, EF, Sasaki)
Split: 3 (Shlin, A1, Diana)

A1: 2 (Split, DG)

Diana: 1 (Slash)
Beskar: 1 Atheotes)
White: 1 (Taka)
Elite Ferret: 1 (CDF)

Oh boy. It looks like a tied vote... let me double check.

But if it is a tied vote, we get to have ourselves a nice, old-fashioned, mentally deranged duel to the death.

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 13:47
Argh, I would've changed my vote to shilin if I would've known that I was tied with him.

You're making a mistake town, lynching innocents and already dead people won't help :/

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 14:14
You're making a good choice town, lynching Scum and already dead investigators will help us win :/

Fixed:2thumbsup:

shlin28
09-21-2009, 16:06
You're making a mistake town, lynching innocents and already dead people won't help :/

:dizzy2:

Proof? Evidence? Witness? None.

taka
09-21-2009, 16:23
see, someone was watching...

someone has a keen eye, they not get tricked by us...

yes... we now....... vote: shlin

shlin28
09-21-2009, 16:26
Vote. Tied. Already. Sorry.

Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2009, 17:04
(sorry for the delay... but this is how I break ties now.)


Day Three


Splitpersonality and Shlin28 were both being accused of being the killer. A circle was formed around them by the other sick patients, and they were handed weapons. Shlin28 was given an egg beater from the mess hall, and Splitpersonality was given a toilet plunger from the bathroom. Unable to escape from the ring of death until one of them was slain, the two looked upon one another with a look of insanity and murder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81aJmjUK08s) in their eyes.

Splitpersonality charged forward with his plunger raised up high, red-faced, screaming obscenities, assaulting in the manner of a deranged lunatic, rather than a trained fighter. Shlin28 was not much better, he smashed himself in the face repeatedly with the egg beater, causing himself to bleed, and then he grinned sadistically at his advancing opponent. Split was the first to land a blow, smashing Shlin28 across the mouth with the plunger, causing blood, saliva, and toilet water to spray against the wall behind him. He simply turned back at his opponent and grinned again. Split smashed Shlin's skull several times, sending him staggering. Shlin just kept coming back for more... so Split cracked the wooden handle against his nose, breaking the plunger in two, leaving only a sharp, pointed stick in his hands. "Even better..." thought Splitpersonality. But Shlin shrieked and launched himself at his opponent, bashing Split in the teeth with the heavy object in his hands. This caught Split off-guard, and wasn't prepared for the second blow to the stomach, followed by a wide, spinning, 360 degree swing which clipped him in the temple, and knocked him to the ground. Shlin was on him immediately, bashing Split in the chest with the device, causing him to start coughing up blood. Split tried to hit Shlin in the head with the broken wooden handle, and when that didn't work, he tried stabbing him in the neck. A large gash opened up on the side of shlin's neck and jaw, which could have been fatal if it had been just a centimeter closer to the jugular vein. Shlin was momentarily stunned, but was running high on adrenaline, so he just continued to smash Split across the face, in the chest, and when Split raised his arms to cover up, he gleefully broke bones in the arm.

Split tried to roll Shlin off of him, but Shlin had him pinned down. His broken arm couldn't do much, and Shlin leaned his full weight on his knee and pressed it down on the other arm. That's when Shlin28 took the egg beaters and shoved them directly into the eyes of Splitpersonality. Each beater was lodged several inches deep inside Split's skull, and he cried out in pain. Shlin28 grabbed the crank and began spinning the mixers. Shlin pushed down as hard as he could, and the egg beaters went directly into Split's brain, until Splitpersonality's brain became nothing more than scrambled eggs. Needless to say, it was a grotesque scene. But the nutcases standing around watching this horrifying atrocity began to clap wildly, and Shlin28 stood up, and took a bloody bow. A voice in the crowd suggested he'd actually prefer his brains sunny side up.


Splitpersonality was killed.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/2818744361_769e0028d4.jpg


Shlin28= Rock
Splitpersonality= Scissors


Alive: (11/16)

Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (5/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
White_Eyes:C
splitpersonality
Askthepizzaguy (still)


I can accept night actions for the next 24 hours, and again I apologize for the delay. Night Three begins now. Remember, you can send in night actions ahead of time.

White_eyes:D
09-21-2009, 17:15
One scumbag down.....Good Job town:smoking:

DisgruntledGoat
09-21-2009, 21:44
Theres nothing in there that suggests he was scum. Given that you have already stated you aren't pro town I don't think any one should listen to you.

Beskar
09-21-2009, 22:19
Theres nothing in there that suggests he was scum. Given that you have already stated you aren't pro town I don't think any one should listen to you.

:laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 23:43
I finally got home and read the writeup and it was :daisy:ing awesome.

I never thought rock paper sissors could end so violently :(


Your loss town, I advise you to not listen to anything white_eyes:D says.

Since I can't really help you now, I'll just be observing. Au revoir.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 00:50
Theres nothing in there that suggests he was scum. Given that you have already stated you aren't pro town I don't think any one should listen to you.

Pizzaguy putting in lynch clues??:inquisitive:

You my "dear Sir, have gone mad":mad:


Lord Winter was approaching with his shotgun to deliver the fatal shot. The other patients were armed with various crude objects. Two of the patients seemed to advance together in front of another one, seemingly to protect him. Detective Andy was among them, and he was holding the metal bar. Andy knew from looking over his files that boudica was Mental Patient # 84703. Her case file indicated that she had a history of psychotic episodes and violence, but much of the file had been destroyed during the riot. She seemed to be everyone's top suspect. It might have had something to do with her overly sane behavior... or the fact that she has a history of mafia running in her family, more than the average player. That didn't make her guilty or innocent, it was just an unfortunate statistical anomaly.
Pizzaguy hides clues....but you guys had a duel(Pizza guy doesn't include clues for those, as he is trying to punish town:yes:)....I doubt anything well rise to the surface now:wall:

Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2009, 06:04
Night Three


The Psycho grinned. Tonight there would be more destruction (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYRC4H64EFk), so the Psycho turned on the radio and listened to the appropriate tunes for such an occasion. The object was glowing, giving off radiating waves of evil. All the foolish ones here would succumb to the will of the Dark One... there was nothing they could do to stop it... it was already too late! Too late for the foolish ones! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! NOW THEY ALL WOULD DIE!!! Soon they all would die for the God of Destruction.

The fire in the bathroom facilities didn't spread very far due to the sprinkler system, and the lack of flammable objects nearby. But the continued gas leak in the mess hall kept the fires there raging, and the open door provided more oxygen for the flames. The flames would dance... and dance... until all was consumed by fire. Elsewhere in the facility, someone was pouring gasoline out of the lawnmower, which was kept in the groundskeeper's storage room. Happily cackling at what was about to unfold, the figure shrouded in darkness lit some oily rags and tossed them into the mess. Another fire was set... and again, the figure was placed into a hypnotic trance. More fire.... fire fire fire fire fire!!!!

In the south wing, something else was happening. Cultured Drizzt Fan was being stalked by someone... but who knows who that could be? Why it could be anyone... anyone... even the United States Government, headed by President Millard Fillmore and his legion of cracker-jack lovers! Yes, they were coming to steal his magic bag, the bag which contained all the important secrets! But even worse, they knew the code words to open it, they were going to perform the ritual! They were going to force Cultured Drizzt Fan to eat powdered milk until he exploded, THAT was their nefarious plan! But they couldn't, they wouldn't dare... not when he still had his talisman which contained the spirit of the thirty-seven space aliens who died inside his toilet! No, their will, their spirit sustained him, and they would protect him, even if they WERE aligned with the Evil Polar Bears. No one could have predicted what would happen next, you see... while YOU were out shopping, I did all the dishes, and YOU never thank me for that! Hmmm? Hmmm??? You lied to me when you said it was all over, all over between you and the water spigot! I know what you and that water spigot have been up to, yes, and ALL your cheese-laden friends, you can all pack your bags and fly to Amsterdam, and I do hope you're happy with yourself! But I certainly can't allow you and the underwear gnomes to gain access to the sword of destiny, I have hidden it safely in my bowel, where NO ONE, not even the mice that live in my brain, can reach it! Just try getting it now! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Cultured Drizzt Fan was just a little bit too insane to even notice the powerful figure who had cut open his stomach with a butcher's knife and started ripping out all his innards. But he laughed through all the pain, yes, he laughed and laughed and laughed.... the evil one who had stolen his vital organs just left him there in a bloody pool.



Cultured Drizzt Fan was killed.

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/3244253505_564306f466.jpg




Alive: (10/16)

Taka
A1_Unit
atheotes
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Elite Ferret
shlin28
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro

Dead: (6/16)

Tratorix
Iskander 3.1
White_Eyes:C
splitpersonality
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Askthepizzaguy (still)


Day Four begins now. You have until 2359 tonight to post and vote, with the usual extension if you don't. But don't deliberately extend the round, please.

DisgruntledGoat
09-23-2009, 15:15
Continuing where we left off.

Vote: Shlin

I'm still trying to figure out what your character play is all about.

atheotes
09-23-2009, 15:17
Vote: Sasaki
i find that you are way too quiet than normal.

Ferret
09-23-2009, 16:08
vote:Shlin

The more I think about him the more I suspect him

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 17:11
Vote:Elite Ferret

Yeah right, you just want to continue a bandwagon from yesterday.

fos:Disgruntled goat

DisgruntledGoat
09-23-2009, 17:49
Vote:Elite Ferret

Yeah right, you just want to continue a bandwagon from yesterday.

fos:Disgruntled goat

I'd respond to your suspicion but I think it was pretty evident what I was trying to do.

@ White_Eyes:D was Split a primary goal for your role?

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-23-2009, 20:22
Vote:Elite Ferret

Yeah right, you just want to continue a bandwagon from yesterday.

fos:Disgruntled goat



:inquisitive: I say Sasaki is guilty. :yes:

slashandburn
09-23-2009, 20:30
The smilies have spoken to me and they blame the suspicious looking one.
Vote:Sasaki Kojiro

:nospam::nospam::nospam::nospam::nospam:~:joker:~:joker:~:joker::nurse::nurse::nurse::gah2::gah2::ga h::gah::bump::bump::creep::creep::barrel::barrel::barrel::medievalcheers::medievalcheers:

shlin28
09-23-2009, 21:16
Grr... silly downtrodden good for nothings saw through my ingenious ruse!?!??! How could I have been under suspicion? My masterful disguise was masterful! What will the Grand Professor of Hidden Genii in Lala-land is gonna think? :embarassed: Oh my long searched for Degree in Supremely Masterful Plots would be out of my reach forever...

Perhaps I can yet salvage this situation... oh yes... perhaps I can yet beat up more mere plebs... perhaps... perhaps.

*speaks loudly to those oh so uncultured citizens of Asylumnia*

Fellow citizens! I am here to announc- YOU THERE! Don't point at me! Anyway, I am, as you can see, superior to you in every way, and thus, I believe it is my Provider-given right to beat up one of you each time the sun hangs up his towel. However, some amongst you... *glares at audience* dare to suggest that I am in fact the common criminal known as the "Psycho". That is not true.

Whilst the "Psycho" slaughter his/her victims in cold blood, I commit my oh so elegant beatings with precision and accuracy, guaranteeing the lucky pleb his life and mind unharmed. (That, I am sure you will all agree, is very nice of me.)

Of course, you may still want me to string me up like a mere pickpocket or a wicked witch, but consider this (You should, the point is a good'un): I, thanks to my elitist education which is far far far better than an average citizen of Asylumnia, have, for lack of better words, mastered the art of beating the living daylight out of all peasants. As such any serf which I chose to exact my righteous vengeance on, is quite incapable of commiting any further dastardly deeds that you serfs get up to during the night, during that night.

That's right, any of my victims could not possibly be the "Psycho", and neither can I, the most eminent Doctor Salazar Horatio Lichen the 28th of the most eminent house of Eminence, be the "Psycho".

I am sure the wretched servants I beaten up can confirm my story. Now carry on this... "debate" of yours, whilst I decide who to beat up next.

Oh yes... before I go: Vote: Taka. You claim to know something about me... yet you were not the unfortunate target I so elegantly tortured. Care to enlighten us?

Beskar
09-23-2009, 21:21
Grr... silly downtrodden good for nothings saw through my ingenious ruse!?!??! How could I have been under suspicion? My masterful disguise was masterful! What will the Grand Professor of Hidden Genii in Lala-land is gonna think? :embarassed: Oh my long searched for Degree in Supremely Masterful Plots would be out of my reach forever...

Perhaps I can yet salvage this situation... oh yes... perhaps I can yet beat up more mere plebs... perhaps... perhaps.

*speaks loudly to those oh so uncultured citizens of Asylumnia*

Fellow citizens! I am here to announc- YOU THERE! Don't point at me! Anyway, I am, as you can see, superior to you in every way, and thus, I believe it is my Provider-given right to beat up one of you each time the sun hangs up his towel. However, some amongst you... *glares at audience* dare to suggest that I am in fact the common criminal known as the "Psycho". That is not true.

Whilst the "Psycho" slaughter his/her victims in cold blood, I commit my oh so elegant beatings with precision and accuracy, guaranteeing the lucky pleb his life and mind unharmed. (That, I am sure you will all agree, is very nice of me.)

Of course, you may still want me to string me up like a mere pickpocket or a wicked witch, but consider this (You should, the point is a good'un): I, thanks to my elitist education which is far far far better than an average citizen of Asylumnia, have, for lack of better words, mastered the art of beating the living daylight out of all peasants. As such any serf which I chose to exact my righteous vengeance on, is quite incapable of commiting any further dastardly deeds that you serfs get up to during the night, during that night.

That's right, any of my victims could not possibly be the "Psycho", and neither can I, the most eminent Doctor Salazar Horatio Lichen the 28th of the most eminent house of Eminence, be the "Psycho".

I am sure the wretched servants I beaten up can confirm my story. Now carry on this... "debate" of yours, whilst I decide who to beat up next.

Oh yes... before I go: Vote: Taka. You claim to know something about me... yet you were not the unfortunate target I so elegantly tortured. Care to enlighten us?

:dizzy2:

shlin28
09-23-2009, 21:25
:dizzy2:

Ahah! Our first witness arrives!

Tell me, did I or did I not tie you up and torture you until you passed out from the pain last night?

Beskar
09-23-2009, 21:28
Ahah! Our first witness arrives!

Tell me, did I or did I not tie you up and torture you until you passed out from the pain last night?

:no:

Cultured Drizzt fan
09-23-2009, 21:30
wait a sec. Lynch elite ferret then sasaki. :yes: that seems the way to go.

DisgruntledGoat
09-23-2009, 21:44
wait a sec. Lynch elite ferret then sasaki. :yes: that seems the way to go.

I tend to agree with this.

Unvote; Vote:elite ferret

shlin28
09-23-2009, 21:49
Perhaps I should reveal which of you lucky folks were tortured by me first...

Night 1 - Elite Ferret (The pain was... exquisite)
Night 2 - Alas, the "Psycho" got to White Eyes first, and I was kicked unconscious by the said "Psycho"
Night 3 - Beskar (Hehe...)

Beskar
09-23-2009, 21:52
Perhaps I should reveal which of you lucky folks were tortured by me first...

Night 1 -
Tratorix
Night 2 - got White Eyes
Night 3 -
Cultured Drizzt Fan (Hehe...)

:yes:

shlin28
09-23-2009, 21:55
If you think you know better, Master Beskar, care to explain "his second assailant began slicing up his face with razor blades" in the attack against White Eyes? and how else could I have known that you were in a sticky situation last night? :yes:

Beskar
09-23-2009, 22:14
If you think you know better, Master Beskar, care to explain "his second assailant began slicing up his face with razor blades" in the attack against White Eyes?



Of all the rotten, miserable luck. White_Eyes:D suddenly became White_Eyes:C and looked on helplessly as his second assailant began slicing up his face with razor blades. He was doomed. That is, until a large, bloody boot kicked the razor-blade wielding lunatic right in the mouth, causing his teeth to go scattering across the hallway. The razor-blade wielding lunatic was knocked unconscious, and from the blood loss, White_Eyes:C himself was starting to pass out. The last thing he saw was the hideously twisted face of his assailant leaning down. "Now, let's finish what we started, shall we? I just want to remove your brain.... this won't hurt a bit. After you're dead of course."

:hanged:

Vote: Shlin28

Ferret
09-23-2009, 22:15
Shlin is the roleblocker then, could be pro town or antitown. And I'm not bandwagoning on him, 3 votes last round wasn't a bandwagon...and why are people so desperate to lynch me, trust me it's not a good idea...

shlin28
09-23-2009, 22:19
:hanged:

Vote: Shlin28

Do you not recall what weapon I used to inflict oh so much pain upon you? :no:

"That is, until a large, bloody boot kicked the razor-blade wielding lunatic right in the mouth"

White_eyes:D
09-23-2009, 22:52
You guys have your work cut out for you....:no:

Split was an "emergent Psycho" if you lynched Andy, "Bates" was going to come out...so good job with that:bow:

shlin is innocent....he tried to block me...but was kicked in the face and then I was killed by his razor in the hands of whoever knocked him out...:juggle2:

The "god of destruction" and the "god of desire"....not sure who has been doing the killing:shrug:
could be both:yes:

Last game, Andy was a investigator....and he thought he was investigating everyone...(In truth, ATPG "god of desire" would come out and kill the person he investigated:laugh4:)

The "god of destruction" is a bit of a SK...or he is Mafia this time...IDK, figure it out:stare:

atheotes
09-24-2009, 01:03
Now, all you people just follow me and vote for the person i say for your own good...
you, the guy pretending to be a mute, can you confirm if you were tortured? if not one of you is lying and you will be the first one to go! :pleased: (with myself)

Diana Abnoba
09-24-2009, 02:15
Vote: Sasaki

I hope we find this psycho soon, can't stand all this blood around... germs... disease ... everywhere...runs back to room and washes hands...1...2...3...4...5...

Beskar
09-24-2009, 02:31
you, the guy pretending to be a mute, can you confirm if you were tortured? if not one of you is lying and you will be the first one to go! :pleased: (with myself)

:no:


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