With Many Women Sleeping

[LeftEyeNine]

Hello,

I want to sleep with many women and I don't know where and how to start.

Thanks for your share.

[Strike For The South]

Sweedish ski instructor?

[LeftEyeNine]

I can't understand you, sire. I need serious help.

[Strike For The South]

I can't understand you, sire. I need serious help.

It's an inside joke I figgird you'd get lol.

As for actual advice: Just talk and don't stop talking. You only fail if you dont try. Honestly you are probably the 3rd best looking guy on the .Org (behind me and Phsyconuat...yes I rank these things) not only that but you are educated and fun loving.

You have all these +'s you just need to go out there and plant some seeds.

[Ronin]

the answer is cash and lots of it.


you´re welcome.

[LeftEyeNine]

Should I take up something ? I mean I really feel like an ordinary guy for a guy who wants a with-many-women-sleeping.

[Louis VI the Fat]

With many women sleeping your chances of sex decrease.

[LeftEyeNine]

I don't want to fall asleep while reading books to them. With many women sleeping should occur out of exhausting.

[Strike For The South]

With many women sleeping your chances of sex decrease.

confucius say

[Whacker]

Paging Sinan. (Don't listen to SFTS)

[LeftEyeNine]

I am confuciussed :huh2:

Please tips about with many women sleeping.

[Mithrandir]

the answer is cash and lots of it.




Yes, make sure they notice it, then they'll talk to you. When that happens you'd better have some awesome story ready about your job. Pilots or highly trained secret agents usually are a hit.

[LeftEyeNine]

Yes, make sure they notice it, then they'll talk to you. When that happens you'd better have some awesome story ready about your job. Pilots or highly trained secret agents usually are a hit.

Ah, I was talking about something like this while speaking of "taking up something".

Any further ideas about what kinda professions/hobbies chicks dig ?

[Mithrandir]

Navy seals, commando's...

depends on wether or not you're a tourist.


If you tell it in your hometown, the lie will be obvious eventually.

[LeftEyeNine]

What about Russian tourists ?

I heard, especially in Turkey, you can make an easy with many women sleeping should you be at the right place at the right time.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hello,

I want to sleep with many women and I don't know where and how to start.

Thanks for your share.

Did you know that when you sleep, there are hundreds of millions of women sleeping at the same time? From that perspective, you're sleeping "with" all of them... I'd say your goal has been achieved and then some. Go get 'em, tiger.

[Furunculus]

It's an inside joke I figgird you'd get lol.

As for actual advice: Just talk and don't stop talking. You only fail if you dont try. Honestly you are probably the 3rd best looking guy on the .Org (behind me and Phsyconuat...yes I rank these things) not only that but you are educated and fun loving.

You have all these +'s you just need to go out there and plant some seeds.

dammit, i thought i was further up the list.

[LeftEyeNine]

Did you know that when you sleep, there are hundreds of millions of women sleeping at the same time? From that perspective, you're sleeping "with" all of them... I'd say your goal has been achieved and then some. Go get 'em, tiger.

You're the funny guy the thread needed indeed. From Turkey with love.

Back to the topic please.

Edit: My pants have gone plasma and I'm still ordinary.

[Ice]

Honestly? Get really tan, muscular, and go to clubs. Done.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

You're the funny guy the thread needed indeed. From Turkey with love.

Back to the topic please.

Actually this thread is a good example of a common mistake people make. An important thing when talking with a woman is, when she says something off the topic of conversation you should tell her to stop. If she doesn't ask the room at large for advice.

Sometimes women go into internal humor mode, this shouldn't be tolerated.

[Mithrandir]

nvm

[Centurion1]

go back to high school, join the football team and get elected captain of the team...... trust me i guarantee success

[Mithrandir]

Edit: My pants have gone plasma and I'm still ordinary.

LeftEyeNine... no, just no.


This thread is weird.

[LeftEyeNine]

Ok, I think I should open up a bit to clarify.

EU? NAFTA? Battlestar Galactica? No. None of them.

We don't need no democrication. Leave them Kurds alone.

We want fornication before anything else.

You can't know how hard it is to handle every time you get slapped in the face that you're a stinky little Turk as soon as one disconnects following asking "ASL" in Omegle. One step further, you get an "18/f/florida and u ?" yet she logs off right away after seeing that you're a "25/m/turkey".

We are, as the driving male force behind Turkey's integration into EU and stuff, about to be categorized medically as the victims of "penile inceneration" due to the 24/7 rubbing of our hasty nether regions to our pants. Jeans consumption has grown enormously like nothing else before and we are really desperate about how to keep our privates covered from public exposure.

We're tired of walking around like mal-manifactured tripods. Before putting barricades of negotiations in front of us for our integration, let it be physically first. I can guarantee that we'll be soft as pink cotton candies once we get laid heavily as a nation. Get Kurds, save Armenians, hug Assyrians, Convert Hagia Sophia and whatever else you like. We could even revert back to the times of Sevres Agreement. But please let us go jiggy-jiggy first. We are in dire need.

Now that you have more to make jokes about other than your 2000-BC-dated "gobble gobble" funniness, I should drift into the night in shame with the hope to get a little sleep to clear away such humiliation from my mind.

Finally I've got it off my chest on behalf of a nation's fertile power. Please help.

[Whacker]

Fleshlight?

[Tribesman]

With many women sleeping your chances of sex decrease.

Tell that to the Mennonites.

[Lemur]

For some reason I am reminded of this (http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf).

[Hosakawa Tito]

Get waxed.

[Gregoshi]

49/m/PA...:eyebrows:

[Louis VI the Fat]

Ok, I think I should open up a bit to clarify.

EU? NAFTA? Battlestar Galactica? No. None of them.

We don't need no democrication. Leave them Kurds alone.

We want fornication before anything else.

You can't know how hard it is to handle every time you get slapped in the face that you're a stinky little Turk as soon as one disconnects following asking "ASL" in Omegle. One step further, you get an "18/f/florida and u ?" yet she logs off right away after seeing that you're a "25/m/turkey".

We are, as the driving male force behind Turkey's integration into EU and stuff, about to be categorized medically as the victims of "penile inceneration" due to the 24/7 rubbing of our hasty nether regions to our pants. Jeans consumption has grown enormously like nothing else before and we are really desperate about how to keep our privates covered from public exposure.

We're tired of walking around like mal-manifactured tripods. Before putting barricades of negotiations in front of us for our integration, let it be physically first. I can guarantee that we'll be soft as pink cotton candies once we get laid heavily as a nation. Get Kurds, save Armenians, hug Assyrians, Convert Hagia Sophia and whatever else you like. We could even revert back to the times of Sevres Agreement. But please let us go jiggy-jiggy first. We are in dire need.

Now that you have more to make jokes about other than your 2000-BC-dated "gobble gobble" funniness, I should drift into the night in shame with the hope to get a little sleep to clear away such humiliation from my mind.

Finally I've got it off my chest on behalf of a nation's fertile power. Please help.As the common wisdom goes: 'Europe ends where there are bars without women'.

You want to date more women? Start by convincing Turks to stop jealously preventing their female relatives from seeing men.

Turkey can keep the Hagia Sophia. But if I have any say in it, we are not going to share our women unless its reciprocal.

Heck, even France has this problem. One club: 50 white, 50 black, 50 Arab men. And 50 white, 50 black, but no Muslim women. The perfect recipe for tension. Swimming pools, same thing. Ten French going for a swim. Five men, five women. Next to them, ten Arabs. All young men, no (eligable) women. Nice. And they all want to go jiggy-jiggy. If met with an agressive 'no, go away', they feel rejected.
Ever since a book released earlier this year demonstrated the destruction of topless sunbathing, I have radicalized. Two topless white sunbathers, twenty foreign men surrounding them. Which has destroyed topless sunbathing in France. (You say you want to give up the Hagia Sophia. Me, I'd blow up the Pantheon if only we could get topless sunbathing back.)

Yes, I know Turkey is secular, Eurasian. But the problem is the same. Unnaproachable women, and consequently sexually frustrated young men. A frustration that's fed even more by exposure - in real life, through the internet, through film and television - to foreign women, especially western. These women are as open to sex with their own kind as they are unnaproachable to most Muslims. The cause is seen not in the sexism of Islamic culture, but in arrogant rejection of Islamic men for being Islamic. Which in turn feeds the frustration.

[Beskar]

The girls love to know you are famous on the internet.

[Mouzafphaerre]

Ok, I think I should open up a bit to clarify.

EU? NAFTA? Battlestar Galactica? No. None of them.

We don't need no democrication. Leave them Kurds alone.

We want fornication before anything else.

You can't know how hard it is to handle every time you get slapped in the face that you're a stinky little Turk as soon as one disconnects following asking "ASL" in Omegle. One step further, you get an "18/f/florida and u ?" yet she logs off right away after seeing that you're a "25/m/turkey".

We are, as the driving male force behind Turkey's integration into EU and stuff, about to be categorized medically as the victims of "penile inceneration" due to the 24/7 rubbing of our hasty nether regions to our pants. Jeans consumption has grown enormously like nothing else before and we are really desperate about how to keep our privates covered from public exposure.

We're tired of walking around like mal-manifactured tripods. Before putting barricades of negotiations in front of us for our integration, let it be physically first. I can guarantee that we'll be soft as pink cotton candies once we get laid heavily as a nation. Get Kurds, save Armenians, hug Assyrians, Convert Hagia Sophia and whatever else you like. We could even revert back to the times of Sevres Agreement. But please let us go jiggy-jiggy first. We are in dire need.

Now that you have more to make jokes about other than your 2000-BC-dated "gobble gobble" funniness, I should drift into the night in shame with the hope to get a little sleep to clear away such humiliation from my mind.

Finally I've got it off my chest on behalf of a nation's fertile power. Please help.
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Abazan tiradı! :inquisitive:
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[Banquo's Ghost]

Louis' penetrating insight aside, this is an unedifying thread.

:closed: