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Sasaki Kojiro
09-19-2009, 23:05
In honor of talk like a pirate day, I decided to do a remake of the "gunfight at the ok corral" game with a pirate theme. I did some tweaks to the fighting system so that it won't be over so quickly.

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The Admiral Benbow, a small inn located in a small town, was mainly frequented by seafarers. Sometimes it housed pirates, sometimes British officers.

https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1693/admiralbenbowmentioned.jpg

Tonight, by unfortunate chance, it housed both. At first they kept a sort of uneasy truce, making show of their weapons but not attacking. But then one of the officers saw one of the pirates acting in a quite inappropriate manner with one of the wenches. He called him a lowly cur, and the pirate captains parrot called him a lowly cur right back and a fight broke out.
https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5797/tipreparingformutiny.jpg

The innocent bystanders who were just attempting to have a quiet drink rushed for the exit, and when the opened the door a thick fog blew in.

Ok, so that's the best excuse I could come up with for people not knowing who is who


Looking for 9-13 people. No night or day periods, actions are taken in the thread, I'll post the results when I check the thread.

Signed up(11):

taka(?)
Tratorix
Lord Winter
atheotes
GeneralHankerchief
Beskar(?)
White Eyes
AVSM
slashandburn
split
Double A

I'll put up the fighting system explanation in a minute, when I've worked out the precise details.

*see below*

taka
09-19-2009, 23:07
aye aye!

let's see if i can get another sigable write up :laugh4:

Tratorix
09-19-2009, 23:09
:pirate2:

Lord Winter
09-19-2009, 23:10
In.

atheotes
09-19-2009, 23:12
in for more pew pew pew

taka
09-19-2009, 23:16
in for more pew pew pew

im hoping for some wep wep wep actually :laugh4:

GeneralHankerchief
09-19-2009, 23:17
Avast!

And Join Pirate Ship Mafia!

Beskar
09-19-2009, 23:34
Innerz

White_eyes:D
09-20-2009, 00:13
IN:bow:

A Very Super Market
09-20-2009, 00:26
In.

slashandburn
09-20-2009, 01:14
In lets start this

Beskar
09-20-2009, 01:25
Just realised, it will be every 2 hours and I am going to sleep in a minute. I will have to withdraw.

taka
09-20-2009, 01:41
i just saw the 2 hours thing aswell :( no wep wep wep for me :cry:

sorry but imma have to pull out as im going to sleep soon

Sasaki Kojiro
09-20-2009, 01:45
I probably won't start the game until tomorrow. At least until I have 11 people.

I might also make the interval longer. Maybe 6 hours. Don't want to make the game too long, but it shouldn't completely come down to who is online when. I think 6 hour will be good.

taka
09-20-2009, 02:09
can we send orders in early?

Sasaki Kojiro
09-20-2009, 02:11
There is no sending of orders, it's all in the thread. And you don't have to be here every six hours. If you get attacked you will try and block automatically, and then if you happen to check with in six hours you can counterattack. Otherwise you can just try and do a regular attack.

Splitpersonality
09-20-2009, 02:50
In in in in in please.

Double A
09-20-2009, 03:53
In as long as you don't start the game at 2:30 EST.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-20-2009, 03:58
In as long as you don't start the game at 2:30 EST.

I'll be watching the bengals...crush...yes, let's go with crush the packers.

Double A
09-20-2009, 04:04
Huh?

Well I'm gonna be at a college watching a play from 2:30 to whenever it ends, so yeah that could be a few hours.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 21:12
OK, sending out pm's (assuming that those who signed up but withdrew because of the 2 hour deadline and having to leave still want to play).

Different roles have different abilities, but basically you can attack someone with your weapon once every six hours. The exception being if you are fighting someone, they block your attack and you block their counterattack, you can counterattack without waiting six hours. They have a certain % chance to block (this is done automatically whether they are present or not). If block is successful, then they can counterattack with a higher chance of success. If hit, they can't do anything for six hours and lose 1/3 of their fighting ability. 3 hits and you die, 2 hits and you have a chance at being mortally wounded and dying even if you survive the fight. You will have some creative leeway with how you attack someone, but it has to be with the weapon I give you in your role pm. There aren't bolded code words that you have to post like "Attack:Sasaki, instead you say something like "stabs sasaki with sword" or however you want to say it, as long as it uses your weapon.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 21:32
Pm's sent, game has started.

Tratorix
09-21-2009, 21:39
I stab General Hankercheif with my sword. En guarde! :duel:

GeneralHankerchief
09-21-2009, 21:41
I block with my cutlass and attempt to counterattack.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 21:52
Peering through the fog, Tratorix sees another man with a sword and stabs at him recklessly. GeneralHankerchief deflects the blade with his own sword, kicks tratorix in the kneecap and hacks his shoulder with his cutlass.

Tratorix
09-21-2009, 21:55
Peering through the fog, Tratorix sees another man with a sword and stabs at him recklessly. GeneralHankerchief deflects the blade with his own sword, kicks tratorix in the kneecap and hacks his shoulder with his cutlass.

Oww, my shoulder. :laugh4:

GeneralHankerchief
09-21-2009, 22:02
Now, does the successful counterattack mean I can't attack for another six hours or can I go for Tratorix again?

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 22:04
You are both out for six hours. You are still able to block if attacked however, while he is not.

GeneralHankerchief
09-21-2009, 22:05
*GH calls out loudly in the tavern that there's a punching bag here that's ready for some action for the next six hours, and to come and get some.*

taka
09-21-2009, 22:25
En guarde! En guarde! punching bag! punching bag!

atheotes
09-21-2009, 22:40
I slash at the punching bag....oops... I slash at Tratorix with my cutlass

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 22:50
Tratorix, still reeling from the wound to his shoulder, is slashed across the back by atheotes' cutlass. He fallso to his knees, blood pouring.

GeneralHankerchief
09-21-2009, 22:56
https://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/GeneralHankerchief/mk4.gif

taka
09-21-2009, 23:00
finish him! finish him!

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 23:34
Winks at all the men in the room, before walking over to tratorix and flashing some cleavage at him.

Need some help?

Keeps tratorix occupied.

OOC: Since I can't technically finish him, I can do this!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-21-2009, 23:39
Tratorix, though still reeling from his wounds, was nevertheless completely distracted by the sight of splitpersonality standing in front of him. He grinned foolishly and tried to say something funny.

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 23:39
:kiss:

Tratorix
09-21-2009, 23:41
Tratorix, though still reeling from his wounds, was nevertheless completely distracted by the sight of splitpersonality standing in front of him. He grinned foolishly and tried to say something funny.

So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack? I fail to see the purpose. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bleeding to death.

A Very Super Market
09-21-2009, 23:47
I throw my sword at atheotes in a show of pirate baddassery/idiocy

Splitpersonality
09-21-2009, 23:47
So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack?

:kiss: Among other things.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 00:00
So that means I can't attack, during the time when I already couldn't attack? I fail to see the purpose. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to bleeding to death.

You won't be able to even after you recover from the shock of your wounds.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 00:02
AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

Tratorix
09-22-2009, 00:09
AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

:laugh4: He has taka syndrome.

taka
09-22-2009, 00:11
AVSM! AVSM! taka syndrome! taka syndrome! :laugh4: :laugh4:

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 00:15
I stab Tratorix with my sword:duel:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 00:18
Tratorix, still distracted by splitpersonality's gesturing, died with a smile on his face when White_eyes stabbed him through the heart.

He was the British Captain

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 00:21
I give tratorix a little smooch, the brit's are awfully nice guys after all.

I turn my attention to AVSM, I whip out my pistol and begin firing at him.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 00:23
Splitpersonality makes the rather revolting decision to give the bloodied dead guy a kiss, then points her finger at AVSM and says "pew pew pew". He finds this gesture adorable and can't stop staring.

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 00:24
I mosey my way over to AVSM and hang off of him for a little while. I'm sure he doesn't mind anyway.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 00:29
https://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh13/yehoundfromhell/captjack.jpg
Take that, Russell Crowe:bounce:

atheotes
09-22-2009, 02:23
AVSM reaches for his sword, but finds he doesn't have a sword. So instead he pretends to throw a sword and says "schwing--hugkdugh--aaaaargh". Atheotes is impressed by his sound effects but unharmed.

spanks him with the cutlass and tells him "now, run to your mommy"

I am assuming i cannot counter attack since i have already attacked someone.

slashandburn
09-22-2009, 03:20
*dashes up to splitpersonality spearing her through the heart, "Back foul thing".

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 03:20
No!

Whimpers and puts on a big sad face, looking at slashandburn

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 03:26
slashandburn dashes up to splitpersonality and tries to stab her in the heart with a spear. He doesn't seem to realize that he has no spear, and ends up awkwardly poking her chest. Embarressed, he mutter something like "foul thing".

slashandburn
09-22-2009, 03:29
I meant spearing through the heart with a sword i.e. sword poking out of other side of person.

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 03:30
I lose all interest in AVSM, and tackle Slashandburn, assaulting him with my breasts.

How dare you!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 03:32
slashandburn tries to stab splitpersonality through the heart with his sword, missing by a few inches he none the less gives her a serious wound.

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 03:33
Argh fine then.

Splitpersonality looks at slashandburn, attempting to woo him into helping with the wound he just inflicted.

I.E. "Won't someone please help me?"

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 03:39
slashandburn suddenly feels great guilt for what he has done. He drops his sword and starts tending to splits wounds.

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 03:40
Someone, stab him while he is distracted, please! ;-;

GeneralHankerchief
09-22-2009, 04:05
Stab slashandburn with my cutlass.

Booyah.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 04:08
GeneralHankerchief stabs slashandburn with his cutlass. It's a bit of an awkward move, considering cutlasses are not designed for stabbing, but it does significant damage nonetheless.

Double A
09-22-2009, 05:14
Double A goes at White Eyes with his Rapier.

Next time you should do one of these in the Medieval Ages!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 05:17
Double A lunges at White_eyes with his sword. White_eyes attempts to block, but is not able to deflect the blade which goes clean through his left arm.

atheotes
09-22-2009, 06:12
slash slashandburn with my cutlass

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 06:15
atheotes gashes slash's chest open with his cutlass.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 06:48
Stab Double A with my sword:duel:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 06:48
You'll be incapacitated for a while White_eyes.

A Very Super Market
09-22-2009, 06:55
I throw my cutlass at atheotes. If that doesn't work, I try and punch him in the gut.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 06:57
You didn't mentioned anything about that...:inquisitive:

I know my arm is messed up....but it's just a flesh wound:furious3:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 07:01
AVSM throws his cutlass at Atheotes. It goes 3 inches into his thigh and he screams in pain.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 07:03
How long am I wasted for??:furious3:

A Very Super Market
09-22-2009, 07:05
.... Am I allowed to take it back?

Or do I spend six hours doing so?

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 07:08
White_eyes, it will be 6 hours since you wound. AVSM, no takebacks. I mean, after six hours you can pluck the sword out and use it, but you can't unthrow it.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 07:10
So you mean, I can't attack for six hours after he attacked me??...isn't that a little unbalanced? he can just attack me again, in six hours as well...:juggle2:

I hate to rant about this...but I don't really get what is going on and why I can't attack after being injured..:no:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 07:11
So you mean, I can't attack for six hours after he attacked me??...isn't that a little unbalanced? he can just attack me again, in six hours as well...:juggle2:

I hate to rant about this...but I don't really get what is going on and why I can't attack after being injured..:no:

Because otherwise you would have just attacked you three times and you'd be dead before you even read the thread? 6 hours in the thread is like 6 seconds in the fight, it has to be.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 07:14
So just to finally sort this out....you mean to say I would need to be quicker and more lucky to post right away in order to beat him?:book:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 07:17
Yup, he attacked first and I rolled the dice on your block attempt and you missed.

Tratorix
09-22-2009, 07:19
I'm thinking this game should have just had a basic Stab: so and so command, since two people have missed turns due to Sasaki being picky over the wording. A sword and a cutlass are pretty close to each other. Although that was pretty funny. :laugh4:

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 11:15
Stab Double A with my sword:duel:

GeneralHankerchief
09-22-2009, 13:07
Slash AVSM with my cutlass.

Myrddraal
09-22-2009, 13:08
:laugh4:

"This is priceless" laughs an innocent and slightly mad passer by, reaching out to gently slap splitpersonality on the thigh before going back to hiding under one of the tables


I lose all interest in AVSM, and tackle Slashandburn, assaulting him with my breasts.

How dare you!

:laugh4: I feel for you AVSM.

Splitpersonality
09-22-2009, 13:45
You want a slapping, Myrddraal? >:D

atheotes
09-22-2009, 15:07
any updates on if anyone got killed after the second injury?
I have had one hit...when will i be back to full strength?

GeneralHankerchief
09-22-2009, 15:09
I think slash is still alive, just badly wounded. Otherwise Sasaki would have explicitly stated he was dead.

atheotes
09-22-2009, 15:19
got you... i misunderstood that 2 hits part. i thought they wont die instantly after the 2nd hit. so it looks like there is a % chance of dying after the 2nd hit.

atheotes
09-22-2009, 15:29
slash slashandburn with my cutlass (if he is still alive that is)

A Very Super Market
09-22-2009, 15:31
White_eyes, it will be 6 hours since you wound. AVSM, no takebacks. I mean, after six hours you can pluck the sword out and use it, but you can't unthrow it.

Alright, that's what I meant.

I yank my cutlass out and throw it at Double A. Rapiers are no good here!

Myrddraal
09-22-2009, 16:04
You want a slapping, Myrddraal? >:D
:yes: :yes: :yes:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 18:54
White_eyes recovers from his arm wound and stabs Double A with his sword, going right past the attempted block and piercing his shoulder to the bone.

*******

GeneralHankerchief slashes AVSM with his cutlass, going high and over the attempted block, missing his jugular by inches.

**********

Atheotes, seeing that slashandburn is still distracted, walks up behind him and takes his head off in a single blow.

slashandburn was a British Officer

atheotes
09-22-2009, 19:02
oops...:sweatdrop:

have i recovered now? i was hit by AVSM about 12 hrs ago....

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 19:03
Yes, but you hit slash 4 hours ago, so 2 to go.

And AVSM, you hit didn't count since you were recently wounded by GH.

GeneralHankerchief
09-22-2009, 19:42
Slash Double A with my cutlass.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 19:58
GH feints like he's going to stab Double A, then swings full force at his arm, slicing it clean open.

White_eyes:D
09-22-2009, 21:47
Stab Double A.....then do a little pose:clown:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 21:49
White_eyes runs Double A clean through with his sword, killing him.

Double A was a British Officer

atheotes
09-22-2009, 22:10
Slash White_eyes with my cutlass.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-22-2009, 22:16
athoetes chops off White_eyes' arm with his cutlass. "It's just a flesh wound!" says White_eyes, but nevertheless he is seriously injured.

A Very Super Market
09-23-2009, 01:18
I attack White Eyes. Swords = Brits!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 02:04
AVSM decapitates White_eyes in a single blow.

White_eyes was the "Rather Dashing" British Officer

White_eyes:D
09-23-2009, 02:07
:laugh4::laugh4: At least I killed most of my ship-mates:bounce:.....last one is Split.....GET HER..:laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 02:09
It seems to be that cutlasses are in the hands of the dear old brits.

GH appears to have a cutlass.

I walk up to General Hanky-panky-chief and hang off of him like the pirate wench I am.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 02:13
GeneralHankerchief is looking around for someone else to attack when he notices splitpersonality hanging on his arm and belays such thoughts.

Tratorix
09-23-2009, 02:34
Who's side is split on, anyway? :laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 02:36
I'm just trying to figure out who is who :P

White_eyes:D
09-23-2009, 02:38
Split was on the Brits side.....unless everyone kills everyone?(Which I doubt:laugh4:)

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 02:55
If I'm on the brit's side why does my role PM read "Pirate wench"

:l

Tratorix
09-23-2009, 03:00
If I'm on the brit's side why does my role PM read "Pirate wench"

:l

Then why did you just block GH, who is a pirate?

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 03:02
Because I don't know who is who!

If I knew these things I'd block the proper people, I just blocked two :daisy:ing brits and the pirates finished them off, you think I'm doing this accidentally?

Tratorix
09-23-2009, 03:05
Because I don't know who is who!

If I knew these things I'd block the proper people, I just blocked two :daisy:ing brits and the pirates finished them off, you think I'm doing this accidentally?

So you assumed GH, who has killed two brits and fights with a cutlass, was british? Killing his own team would be a very... unique strategy.

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 03:06
Argh... I thought cutlass was a british weapon.

I pat GH on the shoulder and run in the corner to sulk.

I feel useless ;-;

Beskar
09-23-2009, 03:10
I am going to slash taka with my Cutlass.

He is too quiet for my liking.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 03:10
GeneralHankerchief finds himself gazing adoringly into nothingness, and comes to his senses. He brandishes his cutlass menacingly, hoping that no one noticed the brief sappy interlude.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 03:11
Beskar peers through the fog and slashes at the sound of taka's voice, but misses him completely and tries to dig his cutlass out of the table.

White_eyes:D
09-23-2009, 03:12
I was the British tratior....why did you guys kill me??:furious3:

Just had Split and a turncoat Pirate to go...and BOOM we win:2thumbsup:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 03:13
That'd be a good line, if I were a brit.

If you had killed me and were really a pirate, then congrats on killing your own team.

taka
09-23-2009, 03:20
Beskar useless! Beskar useless!

White_eyes:D
09-23-2009, 03:34
That'd be a good line, if I were a brit.

If you had killed me and were really a pirate, then congrats on killing your own team.

Your a Unsided Role...:juggle2: Not with the pirates....not with the Brits:inquisitive:

Even check the opening story...:whip:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 03:36
one of the pirates acting in a quite inappropriate manner with one of the wenches. He called him a lowly cur, and the pirate captains parrot called him a lowly cur right back and a fight broke out.

I am that wench.

I'm siding with pirates because these brits don't need to protect me from anything.

GeneralHankerchief
09-23-2009, 04:07
I slash at Beskar with my cutless and order the parrot to go annoy Split.

(Worth a shot).

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 04:12
GeneralHankerchief, figuring that attacking someone was a good way to ensure that no one remembered his embarrassing episode, hacked at Beskar with his cutlass. Beskar's block was ineffective.

atheotes
09-23-2009, 04:24
slash at Beskar with my cutlass

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 04:32
atheotes slashes Beskar with his cutlass, furthur injuring him.

GeneralHankerchief
09-23-2009, 04:33
Wow, Beskar seems powerful. Usually we would have taken off a limb by now.

A Very Super Market
09-23-2009, 04:44
Beskar really should have attacked himself for being too quiet.

I stab him with the blunt end of be cutlass by gripping the blade.

atheotes
09-23-2009, 13:25
slash at Taka with my cutlass :sweatdrop:

Beskar
09-23-2009, 14:12
You fools, why are you attacking a fellow Pirate? Don't kill your own side, kill the British. The only person around is Taka.

GH, Atheotes and AVSM get a dunce award for attacking their own side.

Beskar
09-23-2009, 14:14
Pick up Cutlass and Slash Taka.

GeneralHankerchief
09-23-2009, 16:32
Guys, taka's the parrot. All he's been doing the entire game is mimicking us and Sasaki.

Beskar gets a dunce award for trying to kill a poor, defenseless, awesome animal :tongue:

atheotes
09-23-2009, 16:48
Oops...:dunce:

so Lord Winter is the only threat remaining?

GeneralHankerchief
09-23-2009, 16:51
Hm, sounds good to me.

I slash Lord Winter with my cutlass.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 17:04
Atheotes slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of his own toes off.

******************************

Beskar slashes at taka. Swing and a miss! He almost chops one of atheotes' toes off

********************************

GeneralHankerchief overpowers Lord Winters block and cuts his leg open above the knee.

Beskar
09-23-2009, 21:11
Slash at Lord Winter.

atheotes
09-23-2009, 22:36
Slash at Lord Winter with my cutlass

GeneralHankerchief
09-23-2009, 23:00
Deliver a finishing blow on Lord Winter with my cutlass, even if he's already dead.

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 23:28
Beskar hacks away Lord Winter's sword arm, and atheotes stabs him right through the gut, killing him. GeneralHankerchief delivers the coup de grace by chopping off his head.

He was a British Officer

Pirate Victory!!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 23:39
Tratorix:

https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8200/peck20as20hornblower.jpg

You are the British Captain

An excellent swordsman, you have a 2/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 9/10 chance of your counterattack being successful.

You also a have a pistol with a single shot. It is good for an instant kill. You won't have time to reload it.


Beskar, atheotes, AVSM:


https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1255/tistockade.jpg

You are a Pirate

After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.

You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.

GeneralHankerchief:


https://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6838/tibilly.jpg

You are the Pirate Captain

After months of marauding at sea you stop by at an inn for some beer and women and these annoying British pigs have to start a fight. You are adept with many weapons but all you brought with you was your cutlass.

A slightly above average swordsman, you use dirty tricks without shame and force the battle into one of strength rather than finesse. You have 2/5 chance of blocking an attack against you and 4/5 chance of your counterattack being successful.

You are tougher than most men, so it takes 4 hits to kill you.

Lord winter, Double A, slashandburn:


https://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8760/1210242502hornblower.jpg

You are a British Officer

After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.

You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.



White_eyes:


https://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3630/hornblower1.jpg

You are the "Rather Dashing" British Officer


After entering a quaint little inn, you were shocked and appalled to see some pirate rapscallions befouling the place with their scruffy appearances and crude language. You are only too glad to have the chance to spill their blood with your sword.

You have a 1/3 chance of blocking any attack against you and a 3/4 chance of your counterattack being successful.

You may also use your looks, charm, and innate British sex appeal to woo people, which could gain you a powerful ally. It can also gain you disgusted enemies, though fortunately they are usually to shocked to stab you.


splitpersonality:


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You are the Hot Pirate Wench

Why you hang out with the pirates when you could have a much more successful career as, say, an actress, is unknown. You were pretty annoyed when the snooty British Officer insulted the pirate who's lap you were sitting on.

At any time, you may use your looks to distract someone. They will not be able to take any action (even blocking) until you decide to quit distracting them or you get injured.

If you are wounded, you may put on your hurt face and say something like "Can't someone please help me?". The pirates have learned to ignore requests like this by now, but the British stick to their noble upbringing. While they are tending to your wounds they will be unable to do anything else. This takes 2 hours and heals half the damage.

If you are distracting someone when you are wounded, and that person is British, they will automatically start tending to your wounds, and remain distracted after that is finished.

You can only take two wounds before you die. If attacked you have a 1/2 chance of your attacker not being able to aim properly and missing. You carry no weapon.

taka:


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You are the Ship's Parrot

You started this whole mess. Your mother always told you that repeating things would get you into trouble.

You may say anything you like, as long as it contains only words or emoticons from the last 8 posts (with same spelling etc). Your bird brain memory doesn't go back farther than that.

Any attacks against you will miss, because they will be looking for a person instead of a parrot.



The Pirates got quite lucky this game. Tratorix was the British superstar, a great swordsman and owner of a one-shot-kill pistol. But he attacked his antithesis, GH, whose dirty fighting style demoted Tratorix to the same ratings as a regular fighter :laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 23:45
Awesome parrot role.

Told you guys I was the wench, sorry for the confusion then :P

Sasaki Kojiro
09-23-2009, 23:46
Awesome parrot role.

Told you guys I was the wench, sorry for the confusion then :P

White_eyes was meant to be your antithesis, but spent his time killing his own side instead :beam:

Splitpersonality
09-23-2009, 23:50
Too bad white_eyes, we could've made a rather nice couple :kiss:

Tratorix
09-24-2009, 00:01
I of course end up attacking the one person who has a good chance of blocking my attack. Just my luck. :laugh4:

Sasaki Kojiro
09-24-2009, 00:06
Kudos to AVSM for figuring out that the pirates had cutlasses and the brits swords, and kudos to GH for identifying taka as the parrot. And to taka for making me laugh.

Beskar
09-24-2009, 00:17
White_eyes was meant to be your antithesis, but spent his time killing his own side instead :beam:

That is our white_eyes for you. He likes to do that a lot.

GeneralHankerchief
09-24-2009, 00:32
GG everybody, and thanks for a really fun game Sasaki. :laugh4:

atheotes and I had a little alliance going by PM as soon as we saw we both had cutlasses. You'll notice we attacked the same people for the entire game. Shame about Tratorix though. If that wasn't a successful block at the very beginning that would have changed everything.

atheotes
09-24-2009, 00:55
Good game everyone and thanks for a hosting a fungame Sasaki :2thumbsup:

as soon as i saw GH use a cutlass i thought of the connection and attacked tratorix...i got a PM from GH immediately after that and we decided to work together. I was disappointed when AVSM attacked me using a cutlass...even though i was not 100% about our theory i sent a PM telling AVSM i was disappointed he attacked a mate.
GH, stood by my side, and attacked AVSM. and i was telling GH we should leave AVSM alone and that he might now have figured the cutlass connection.:yes:
We did not want to openly discuss in the thread abt it because we were seeing the swords fighting each other and didnt want to spoil that. :laugh4:

Bad about Tratorix though...it would have been different if white_eyes had not finished him :yes:

White_eyes:D
09-24-2009, 01:24
That is our white_eyes for you. He likes to do that a lot.

After Double A attacked me.....it made me think it was "Everyone for himself":laugh4:

Would have been funny if it was like that....:juggle2:

Tratorix
09-24-2009, 01:27
GG everybody, and thanks for a really fun game Sasaki. :laugh4:

atheotes and I had a little alliance going by PM as soon as we saw we both had cutlasses. You'll notice we attacked the same people for the entire game. Shame about Tratorix though. If that wasn't a successful block at the very beginning that would have changed everything.

Your lucky, I thought about just shooting you right out of the gate, but decided it was better to attack in case you ended up being a brit. Would have changed the whole game. :laugh4:

White_eyes:D
09-24-2009, 01:33
Most of our team was not playing or attacked us......we were defeated before we started playing:help:

Tratorix
09-24-2009, 01:51
Most of our team was not playing or attacked us......we were defeated before we started playing:help:

:stare:

White_eyes:D
09-24-2009, 02:10
You were quite dead....:laugh4: Double A would have attacked you anyway..:shrug: (Plus, GH would have killed you...his 6 hours were next after mine):juggle2:

Tratorix
09-24-2009, 02:16
You were quite dead....:laugh4: Double A would have attacked you anyway..:shrug: (Plus, GH would have killed you...his 6 hours were next after mine):juggle2:

Sorry, but "you would have died anyway really" isn't a strong argument for attacking your team mates. :laugh4:

taka
09-24-2009, 02:30
Good game everyone! Good game Sasaki! thanks hosting! thanks hosting!

Sasaki Kojiro
09-24-2009, 02:48
Good game everyone! Good game Sasaki! thanks hosting! thanks hosting!

If any of the pirates had ended up dying, they would have roasted you for starting the fight.

White_eyes:D
09-24-2009, 02:52
Sorry, but "you would have died anyway really" isn't a strong argument for attacking your team mates. :laugh4:

I didn't even know we had teams??:hide: (the role PM didn't state I was?:laugh4:)
IT said I was British....that was it...:juggle2: then Double A attacked me.....then I just said "everyone dies":skull:

GeneralHankerchief
09-24-2009, 06:35
Was I the only one who made it out of there without any injuries (aside from taka of course)?

atheotes
09-24-2009, 06:54
i think so... not sure about split though

Sasaki Kojiro
09-24-2009, 07:05
Just you and taka :beam:

slashandburn
09-24-2009, 19:25
I stabbed split.

Splitpersonality
09-24-2009, 19:26
Yes, I was stabbed in the bosom once. I only had 2 health points though D:

GeneralHankerchief
09-24-2009, 19:29
Yes, I was stabbed in the bosom once. I only had 2 health points though D:

You're lucky; if Lord Winter's death didn't end it I was going to go for you next. :laugh4:

Splitpersonality
09-24-2009, 19:31
D:

How could you GH? :P

slashandburn
09-24-2009, 19:32
If tratorix had shot gh the game probably would have been over.

atheotes
09-24-2009, 22:02
If tratorix had shot gh the game probably would have been over.

somehow i doubt that... the swords were very keen on killing other swords :laugh4:

Double A
09-24-2009, 22:09
Well I thought people with cutlasses were pirates, and people with rapiers would be British. (I honestly didn't look at the thread very well)

Guess I was wrong.