Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together [Archive]

Strike For The South

10-09-2009, 21:44

And Canada is bigger than Texas and Europe put together. :canada: :smug:

Canada is an Icebox whose national cuisine is beef gravy with rotten cheese.

yes..........

We are all aware of the high number of beer-bellies over there, SFTS...

See what I mean? Uppity.

Strike For The South

10-09-2009, 21:50

hook 'em horns!

https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4028/seall.jpg

Viking

10-09-2009, 21:52

Wait....France is the capital of Texas, the biggest country in southern Africa? If not; I promise I'll get it right one day. :smash:

Meneldil

10-09-2009, 21:54

Tratorix

10-09-2009, 21:54

Canada is an Icebox whose national cuisine is beef gravy with rotten cheese.

:laugh4: Point taken, but our beer is way stronger than yours, so it doesn't matter.

Strike For The South

10-09-2009, 21:56

France is more populated than Texas and the low countries put together.

Hence, we win.

I'd gladly link to some funny pic that states something among the lines of "pwned", but I'm too lazy to host it by myself.

"Texas has a Paris but Paris doesn't have a Texas"

Not to mention the whole point is we're bloody cowboys.

Meneldil

10-09-2009, 22:00

I'm beaten, for now.

Oh, wait:
"France has a Texas Burger but Texas doesn't have a France Burger."
Take that you sissy headed cow eater !

Strike For The South

10-09-2009, 22:02

I'm beaten, for now.

See, this is why you're not a SM. :laugh4:

Seamus Fermanagh

10-09-2009, 22:10

"France has a Texas Burger but Texas doesn't have a France Burger."

They do, it's just that in Texas they call it a Royale with cheese.....:beam:

Strike:

I still haven't completely forgiven you for Crabtree's catch. :furious3:

Strike For The South

10-09-2009, 22:15

I'm beaten, for now.

Oh, wait:
"France has a Texas Burger but Texas doesn't have a France Burger."
Take that you sissy headed cow eater !

Touche Monsuier

Strike:

I still haven't completely forgiven you for Crabtree's catch. :furious3:

That's ok, becuase we still haven't forgiven you for being UT!

Subotan

10-09-2009, 22:27

Getting solar panels that run at 20% efficiency, and covering an area the size of Texas with them would solve the whole world's energy needs

:book:

Dâriûsh

10-09-2009, 22:32

I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie!

Hey Strike, if y'all go for secession, I'm with you.

Kadagar_AV

10-09-2009, 23:37

I like Texas..

The girls don't count oral as "real" sex and thus hands it out without constraint in their younger years, and if you have any sort of education you come of as an intellectual giant compared to the average guy.

I was 17 when I was there, had the time of my life :yes:

Louis VI the Fat

10-10-2009, 01:03

I'll leave this one to Meneldil.

No, wait...

Strike...go to the Frontroom. Open the gallery thread. Look for the four most recent posts by Ser Clegane. Then weep in defeat.

Here you go:
Fourth (and last ~:)) part: Northwest of Bourgogne to Lorraine (Vézelay, Bazoches, Fontenay, Tanlay, Châtillion-sur-Seine, Nancy).

https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6081/part41.jpg

https://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6403/part42.jpg

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Tellos Athenaios

10-10-2009, 01:04

So from this thread we learn:

Texas feels more inadequate than France and the Low Countries put together?
Texas has furthermore a strong desire to emulate France whereas France needs no Texas?
Yet France feels an inexplicable urge for Texan fast food?
Canada is of dubious quality: both a hughe feeling of indaquacy in the face of the combined inadequacy of France & Texas; plus the wheather is rubbish and the food is disgusting?

Hosakawa Tito

10-10-2009, 01:07

Read'em and weep you silly French persons...:beam:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/stevebreen-1.gif

InsaneApache

10-10-2009, 01:26

https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4028/seall.jpg

Lubbock is an anagram of bollock.

Yorkshiire FTW! 111 wOOt :2thumbsup:

CountArach

10-10-2009, 03:45

Sorry, but I do believe we have a Continent all to ourselves...

Ergo, Australia wins.

Jolt

10-10-2009, 04:55

https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4028/seall.jpg

Honestly, that looks like a badly made copy of the Portuguese coat-of-arms with a German eagle on top of it. >__>

Evil_Maniac From Mars

10-10-2009, 05:12

Honestly, that looks like a badly made copy of the Portuguese coat-of-arms with a German eagle on top of it. >__>

The best of two worlds. :2thumbsup:

Fragony

10-10-2009, 06:18

we are perfectly happy being the poststamp on the letter to progress. Ruling the world is overrated, been there done that.

HoreTore

10-10-2009, 06:53

we are perfectly happy being the poststamp on the letter to progress. Ruling the world is overrated, been there done that.

You only say that because raping and pillaging nuns wasn't a popular thing at the time you lot ran the world....

Brenus

10-10-2009, 07:48

“Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together” and is 95 % desert, snakes and cactus. Texas got no cheeses, no drinkable wines, no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.

They are proud of a moment when a company of insurgents (257 men = around 4 platoon) succeeded to hold a regiment (1500 men).:balloon2:

Fragony

10-10-2009, 08:00

Brenus got it nailed, if Texas is so great then why isn't packed with dutchies and frenchies? It has little to offer to us that is why. And then you scream 'where are the Texans in said society's', and then we say something about maps and education

miotas

10-10-2009, 09:50

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the station a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as big as your cows".

The conversation has, almost died off when the Texan notices a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked the Aussie, "And what are those"?

The Aussie replies with an stunned look, "Don't you have any rabbits in Texas"?

Ser Clegane

10-10-2009, 10:00

no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.

But there is the "Alamo"* and they have the bluebonnet.

* and of course "Stonehenge II" (http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/7819)

Strike For The South

10-10-2009, 17:13

“Texas is bigger than France and the low countries put together” and is 95 % desert, snakes and cactus. Texas got no cheeses, no drinkable wines, no decent historical monuments, and no tulip.

LOL typical French propaganda. Not one of those things is true. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_wine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Texas

https://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4906/texasbluebonnets2.jpg

They are proud of a moment when a company of insurgents (257 men = around 4 platoon) succeeded to hold a regiment (1500 men).

And France is proud of shaving heads when we kicked Ze Germans out.

Brenus

10-10-2009, 19:19

Right, that is the 5 % left with pumping water 15 000 old.... Pure Texan Propaganda...

"And France is proud of shaving heads when we kicked Ze Germans out." When did you do this? When the Russian were winning the war on the other side of Europe..:laugh4:
And the shaving thinks, you have to know what you want. You were complaining French Women were not shaved not long time ago....:inquisitive:
Typical texan inconsistance...:laugh4:

Ronin

10-10-2009, 19:42

I just felt everyone should be reminded.

The Europeans have been getting a wee bit to uppity lately.

okay....

are we compensating for something there buddy?
:sweatdrop::laugh4:

Fisherking

10-10-2009, 19:43

I once heard that you could take the entire populations of the world, give them 1/4 acre of ground and they would all fit in Texas and you would still have room left over.

The Big Bend county no doubt...

Texas has a population of about 24 million. France has a population of about 62 million. It just means its over crowed.

Kadagar_AV

10-10-2009, 22:26

France is the cultural center of the word, and is widely known for its sensual and beautiful women. Apart from that, the food culture is world leading, and so is their wine production.

Not to mention they have the one and only proper champagne.

The french can boast of a long and rich history, going back to Charlemagne. They have also brought the world historical characters that is, and will always be, world renowned.

There are so many wonderful myths and traditions coming from France, and France truly must be the most wonderful country.

When Sweden needed a king, we sent emissaries down to France to find us a proper one, to bring some culture and enlightment to the, then, backwater country of Sweden.

Also, when I now finaly has settled down with a girl I of course choose the prominent blood line to match my own high standing. Guess Where she's from?

VIVE LA FRANCE!!

Edit, now she's not looking at the screen: Am sooo gonna get laid tonight.

Samurai Waki

10-10-2009, 23:10

Texans themselves are also twice as big as the French and Dutch Combined. :wink:

Just kidding.

Brenus

10-10-2009, 23:17

Too much Big Mac and not enought fromage au lait cru, that is the root of the problem. And a good Moulin à Vent, or any light Beaujolais with it.

Megas Methuselah

10-10-2009, 23:42

:laugh4: Point taken, but our beer is way stronger than yours, so it doesn't matter.

Hehe. He can't argue against this fact, Nova Scotian. :indian_brave: :canada:

Meneldil

10-10-2009, 23:53

LOL typical French propaganda.

And you still haven't read the Protocols of the Elders of Austin that Brenus and I are currently writting. With it, the whole world will finally discover that Texans are baby-eating monsters ploting for world domination.

miotas

10-11-2009, 02:07

Texas has a population of about 24 million. France has a population of about 62 million. It just means its over crowed.

Australia has a population of 21 million, Texas has a population of 24 million. You must be crammed in like sardines there in Texas :grin2:

Fisherking

10-11-2009, 11:06

Australia has a population of 21 million, Texas has a population of 24 million. You must be crammed in like sardines there in Texas :grin2:

Actually I live in a small Bavarian Village. But no even Texas isn’t as empty as Australia.
:laugh4:

naut

10-11-2009, 12:25

Actually I live in a small Bavarian Village. But no even Texas isn’t as empty as Australia.
Spacious.

Fragony

10-11-2009, 15:57

Australia has a population of 21 million, Texas has a population of 24 million. You must be crammed in like sardines there in Texas :grin2:

Try 16 mllion and then try to find us on the map.

miotas

10-11-2009, 16:07

Try 16 mllion and then try to find us on the map.

You're mad the lot of you, our smallest state is twice as big as your country and has a population of 500,000. :dizzy2:

Louis VI the Fat

10-11-2009, 16:19

You're mad the lot of you, :dizzy2:Well that's what Fragony has been saying all along indeed. But he gets warning points for it.

Not to mention, he gets ostracized in real life.

Then he takes his frustration over this out on the you-know-who.

Then people are insulted by that. And to prove that they themselves do not hold such contemptuous opinion they import 150.000 immigrants a year to the Netherlands. Making it an immigration country of the about the same order of magnitude as spacious Australia, 250 times bigger.

Welcome to Europe.

Strike For The South

10-11-2009, 16:26

TBH I don't understand what Frag is typing most of the time. I just go off what other people say about him and de-construct his post from there.

So far I've learned being a muslim flem in brussless isn't so bad

A Very Super Market

10-11-2009, 16:41

Actually I live in a small Bavarian Village. But no even Texas isn’t as empty as Australia.
:laugh4:

Are there any Mongolians here?

Louis VI the Fat

10-11-2009, 16:41

TBH I don't understand what Frag is typing most of the time. 'tehehe! Lol the multicult tralalalists have appointed a new mayor hes goatbearding with the prionors in Moroco lol they think this will solve anything. Yes tribes your WRONG again'

=

A new social experiment whereby Moroccan youth are send to Spain for resocializing, accompanied by local police officers in a bid to make both parties better understand each other, has been approved by the mayor. What say you to this, Tribesman?

AlexanderSextus

10-11-2009, 19:15

I Lol'd :laugh4:

Subotan

10-13-2009, 13:32

:balloon2: for Louis :laugh4:

Beskar

10-13-2009, 13:50

'tehehe! Lol the multicult tralalalists have appointed a new mayor hes goatbearding with the prionors in Moroco lol they think this will solve anything. Yes tribes your WRONG again'

=

A new social experiment whereby Moroccan youth are send to Spain for resocializing, accompanied by local police officers in a bid to make both parties better understand each other, has been approved by the mayor. What say you to this, Tribesman?

That is amazingly accurate. You forgot to add references to muslims in the example, however, so 9/10 :book2:.

Banquo's Ghost

10-13-2009, 14:14

That is amazingly accurate. You forgot to add references to muslims in the example, however, so 9/10 :book2:.

... goatbearding... =10/10

Louis is the master, but I too have an advanced degree in Fragprehension.

Vladimir

10-13-2009, 14:21

Beskar

10-13-2009, 17:51

... goatbearding... =10/10

Louis is the master, but I too have an advanced degree in Fragprehension.

What is goatbearding? I thought it was just a little tuff beard on the face, like goats have.

Brenus

10-13-2009, 21:44

“Fragprehension”:
Fragmentation, like the grenade.
Or Fraging like in Vietnam

SwordsMaster

10-14-2009, 07:01

Oh, dear. Is this another "mine-is-bigger-than-yours" conversation? That's cute. :2thumbsup:

Where are our chinese members when you need them?

Banquo's Ghost

10-14-2009, 07:53

What is goatbearding? I thought it was just a little tuff beard on the face, like goats have.

Fragony likes to characterise radical muslims as "beards". As in "the beards that run Iran". He also has a view that goats are particularly popular amongst Muslims. Thus Louis saved a lot of time by concatenating into "goatbearding" which is true genius.

Fisherking

10-14-2009, 08:53

“Fragprehension”:
Fragmentation, like the grenade.
Or Fraging like in Vietnam

Ooh! He skipped you?

That means understand Fragony...

Kadagar_AV

10-14-2009, 09:14

Fragony likes to characterise radical muslims as "beards". As in "the beards that run Iran". He also has a view that goats are particularly popular amongst Muslims. Thus Louis saved a lot of time by concatenating into "goatbearding" which is true genius.

Popular in what way? If you don't mind me asking? Please do elaborate.

Subotan

10-14-2009, 10:30

Popular in what way? If you don't mind me asking? Please do elaborate.

Well, there's the racist stereotype that all Arabs/Muslims are goat-herders, and have long, whispery beards, like goats.

Kadagar_AV

10-14-2009, 10:34

Well, there's the racist stereotype that all Arabs/Muslims are goat-herders, and have long, whispery beards, like goats.

Edit: Deleted. Big brother is watching you!

I had some things to say about that, but am unsure it is safe on this forum.