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Strike For The South
10-13-2009, 18:54
-Get my history degree
-Get my law degree
-Attend every singe Texas Tech football game inclduing bowl game
-Attend one basesball game at every park
-Get married (to someone hot!)
-Spend an extended amount of time in Europe (1 year? I could teach American history)
-Start a brewery
-Have brewery win in Germany
-Leave it all to charity at the end (Every single peson on my fathers side has done this it's tradition)
How about you?
One day at the time, no plans whatsoever.
Strikethroughs are already done.
- college degree
- master's degree
- happily married
- self-supporting
- nice house
- beach house on the outer banks
- dog
- gun(s)
- motorcycle
- airplane
- hike kilauea volcano
- bjj black belt
- do at least one amateur mma fight
- see all 7 continents (4 down, 3 to go)
Meneldil
10-13-2009, 22:20
Some of the things here might be considered wild, so I'll do my best to keep it polite and teen-rated. In no particular order, with some things more realistic and "doable" than others:
- Write a book
- Become politician
- Become journalist
- Get involved into a bar fight
- Learn how to play guitar correctly and play a gig or two with some friends
- Visit as many countries as possible (that will probably depend a lot on my future job)
- try absinth and possibly others illegal substances
- get involved into a sexual intercourse with more than one girl
- join the army
- finally find a decent political orientation
- Learn how to cook awesome stuffs
Strikethroughs are already done.
-Visit Ichi and bow before his awesomeness
- college degree
- master's degree
- happily married
- self-supporting
- nice house
- beach house on the outer banks
- dog
- gun(s)
- motorcycle
- airplane
- hike kilauea volcano
- bjj black belt
- do at least one amateur mma fight
- see all 7 continents (4 down, 3 to go)
Fixed.:beam:
- see all 7 continents (4 down, 3 to go)
There's 7 continents?
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 02:44
Europe, Asia, NMerica, SMerica, Africa, Australia, Antarctica
7 yes?
Ah, I see. I was always taught that nth america and sth america is one continent.
Aemilius Paulus
10-14-2009, 03:50
-Get married (to someone hot!)
Good God, are you serious? Nothing wrong with wanting a pretty wife, but first pick out someone who you can get along with, considering that the US divorce rate is about to reach 70% for first-time marriages.
You see, Strike, in Europe we have mistresses if we want to have lots of fun, crazy sex. If we want a happy life we get the homeliest lass possible, so that she will not become someone else's mistress :grin:.
:clown:
Strike For The South
10-14-2009, 03:57
Good God, are you serious? Nothing wrong with wanting a pretty wife, but first pick out someone who you can get along with, considering that the US divorce rate is about to reach 70% for first-time marriages.
You see, Strike, in Europe we have mistresses if we want to have lots of fun, crazy sex. If we want a happy life we get the homeliest lass possible, so that she will not become someone else's mistress :grin:.
:clown:
I will remain faithful to whomever I marry. I hold nothing but contempnt for harlets, cheats, and liars.
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
10-14-2009, 04:28
The depression resulting from the marriage with someone ugly would give me the last push to suicide.
Aemilius Paulus
10-14-2009, 04:40
I will remain faithful to whomever I marry. I hold nothing but contempnt for harlets, cheats, and liars.
Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to :laugh4:
Strike For The South
10-14-2009, 04:49
Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to :laugh4:
The hot comment was more for the lulz. Noble vaules FROM JESUS (:laugh4:) Clearly any woman willing to put up with my ego deserves consideration, no?
Aemilius Paulus
10-14-2009, 05:44
You need an Asian Woman :thumbsup:
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 05:50
-Get my history degree
-Get my law degree
-Attend every singe Texas Tech football game inclduing bowl game
-Attend one basesball game at every park
-Get married (to someone hot!)
-Spend an extended amount of time in Europe (1 year? I could teach American history)
-Start a brewery
-Have brewery win in Germany
-Leave it all to charity at the end (Every single peson on my fathers side has done this it's tradition)
-Visit Australia and meet Rythmic, CountArach and pevergreen
Fixed.
Aemilius Paulus
10-14-2009, 05:57
Fixed.
Meh, why not visit Belgium and Netherlands, where seemingly half the Orghas are? :clown:
Well, this is getting quite silly now...
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 06:01
Its true, but everyone knows the most interesting people are those three.
Beefy187
10-14-2009, 06:35
Its true, but everyone knows the most interesting people are those three.
true, anyone who can eat Vegemite without spitting half of it out is worth worshiping:clown:
Mine is
- Write a book (lots of books)
- See my kids doing something pretty amazing in life (gotta have kids first)
Those two are the big two
I'm planning on getting drunk tonight. Does that count? :barrel:
You need an Asian Woman :thumbsup:
:yes:
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 06:59
You need an Australian Woman :thumbsup:
Yet again fixed.
:grin2:
A Very Super Market
10-14-2009, 07:04
You need an Asian man.
To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
SwordsMaster
10-14-2009, 07:23
You need an Asian man.
To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.
Mine are:
Write a book
Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
Be like Jack Churchill :beam:
Samurai Waki
10-14-2009, 07:30
A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
SwordsMaster
10-14-2009, 07:34
A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
Wakizashi: the first man who expired through his rectum. I can see the epitaph.
Beefy187
10-14-2009, 08:27
Yet again fixed.
:grin2:
Agreed. Asian womans are over rated. Aussies are much better.
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 09:42
Add another thing to the list.
- Meet beefy and pever. :yes:
I don't want to do an incredible amount of stuff. Just a handful of things:
- Visit as many countries as possible with a real good friend.
- Settle down in a small town somewhere in Europe.
- Have a daughter and a son.
- Live my remaining life peacefully.
Don't care when or how I die or even if I've even accomplished anything on that list, just as long as I tried at least the first 3.
AlexanderSextus
10-15-2009, 01:53
-Start a brewery
I can help you with that one somewhat. I'm a Homebrewer.
Hooahguy
10-16-2009, 00:15
meet Kirk hammet
LittleGrizzly
10-16-2009, 16:38
-Applied mathmatics degree
-Learn a foriegn langauge (leading onto)
-Move, probably Europe, somewhere hot.... (Spain, France, Holland and Portugal all sound good)
-Marry a nice good looking girl
Apart from that I hope to squander make the best possible use of my time with recreational substances and female company...
-Accept that Texas is tiny weakling compared to Mother Russia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zm6HzN5YVI#t=1m26s)
-Get my history degree
-Get my law degree
-Attend every singe Texas Tech football game inclduing bowl game
-Attend one basesball game at every park
-Get married (to someone hot!)
-Spend an extended amount of time in Europe (1 year? I could teach American history)
-Start a brewery
-Have brewery win in Germany
-Leave it all to charity at the end (Every single peson on my fathers side has done this it's tradition)
Fixed.
1. Get married
2. Enjoy married life :wink:
3. Raise a family
4. Become a grandparent
5. Become a millionaire
6. Die happy
A simple list :beam:
Samurai Waki
10-21-2009, 03:22
1. Stay alive as long as Possible.
2. Enjoy the Ride.
Alexandros_III
10-21-2009, 03:41
1. Stage a coup against the Canadian government.
2. Attack USA.
3. Win.
4. Die a horrible bloody death.
Furunculus
10-22-2009, 16:31
get degree [done]
get masters [done]
start a tech company and watch it grow to a valuation of ~£2m [done]
watch it nosedive [done]
nail as many exotic foriegn girls as possible [done]
build a new PC at least every two years [ongoing]
spend a fortune on books-n-games [ongoing]
spend the rest of my life with the G/F [ongoing]
get rich
get a house
work abroad for several years
a completely inoffensive name
10-23-2009, 04:17
Create a popular internet meme that will stand the test of time. Talking about true immortality right there.
Mouzafphaerre
10-25-2009, 19:33
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To be the loved one, if only once...
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