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Kadagar_AV
10-14-2009, 09:10
Mind you, this is for comic relief. So don't get to worked up!

Anyway, as my Christian girlfriend started her evening prayer, I kneeled down beside her...

She went all "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death............................................."

Only, I of course did my own prayer, straight from a holywood script...

"Lo , there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. Lo, do I see the line of my people back to begining. Lo, do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of VALHALA...Where the brave..shall live......Forever ."

I probably should not have stood up screaming the last part... Got kind of american censorshipblocked :shame:
SwordsMaster
10-14-2009, 09:37
Hahaha, that was great. Haven't seen that film in a loong time.

My girlfriend is very neat and organised, while I enjoy throwing my stuff around as I walk through the room, and doing it in reverse order when i get dressed in the morning. This drives her mad. However I have an infallible tactic, I do this on my way to the bathroom, and lock myself in until the storm has passed :beam:
Hax
10-14-2009, 10:11
I don't get your post, what's wrong with the word "rooster"?
miotas
10-14-2009, 11:32
I don't get your post, what's wrong with the word "rooster"?
Probably not safe for work, Pet Names For Genitalia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8OjGf4Zos)
Beskar
10-14-2009, 12:45
No, it is that you just have a dirty mind.

Also, cockerel and the erel-less one are spelt differently.
Vladimir
10-14-2009, 13:28
:2thumbsup:
Ice
10-14-2009, 21:48
Mind you, this is for comic relief. So don't get to worked up!

Anyway, as my Christian girlfriend started her evening prayer, I kneeled down beside her...

She went all "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death............................................."

Only, I of course did my own prayer, straight from a holywood script...

"Lo , there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. Lo, do I see the line of my people back to begining. Lo, do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of VALHALA...Where the brave..shall live......Forever ."

I probably should not have stood up screaming the last part... Got kind of american censorshipblocked :shame:

Mocking others' religious beliefs is always hilarious, Kadagar.
Aemilius Paulus
10-14-2009, 23:44
Mocking others' religious beliefs is always hilarious, Kadagar.
Yeah, I honestly do not get this thread... Why? I thought Kadgar was joking in the OP... I hope he was not serious :skull:, that is no way to treat one's companion.
pevergreen
10-14-2009, 23:55
Mocking others' religious beliefs is always hilarious, Kadagar.

I've only seen one case where it was justified.

A dreadlocked unemployed 30 something man came in to our lutheran school and tried to get everyone to convert to baptism by saying that jesus never existed, there is no holy spirit and that there was ONLY GOD WITH DINOSAURS.
Banquo's Ghost
10-15-2009, 07:49
Also an excellent way to piss off your friendly neighbourhood moderator.

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