When will you die? [Archive]

Andres

10-16-2009, 12:16

Test. (http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html)

Time remaining: 18876 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 7 seconds.

I'm going to die on June 22nd 2061.

Still plenty of time to work out my evil plans to rule the world :devil:

TinCow

10-16-2009, 12:22

Jan 23 2060

I can live (HA!) with that.

rajpoot

10-16-2009, 12:58

May 25, 2043.....too early, considering all....

I remember there was this website called Deathclock.com something which we used to try and access at school, during the computer lab period (none of us had internet at homes back then see, I'm talking about 95-97 something). I got caught once and received a good scolding.....apparently, our teacher thought such websites had bad effect on the mind....

pevergreen

10-16-2009, 13:11

Your Armageddon's day is Aug 1 2073

I'll be 82.

And if excersice four times a week and brush my teeth more and a few others things...I won't live any longer? :laugh4:

Subotan

10-16-2009, 13:19

Feb 30 2075

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

econ21

10-16-2009, 13:28

I'll be dead before the stupid pop up finishes uploading.

However, its link does say 2048, which sounds disturbing close until I remember how old I am.

KukriKhan

10-16-2009, 13:28

Feb 30 2075

LOL.

5 May 2005.

I've always thought I've been on borrowed time since 1972. :laugh4:

Andres

10-16-2009, 13:39

LOL.

5 May 2005.

I've always thought I've been on borrowed time since 1972. :laugh4:

:inquisitive:

So, you died about 4 years ago?

:eeeek:

lol :laugh4:

Subotan

10-16-2009, 13:41

:inquisitive:

So, you died about 4 years ago?

:eeeek:

According to mine, I will never die.

:vampire:

Lemur

10-16-2009, 14:23

Jul 13 2054, which is silly, 'cause we're all gonna die in 2012 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz86TsGx3fc). I saw it on the teevee.

woad&fangs

10-16-2009, 14:28

September 15th, 2075

I'll outlive all of you! :clown:

Centurion1

10-16-2009, 14:42

may 12 2074

8 days after my 82nd birthday...

not too bad. Hey is anyone else sorta creeped out by how big those numbers seem make me think of like sci-fi dates.....

Hooahguy

10-16-2009, 15:08

Aug 4 2076

KukriKhan

10-16-2009, 15:14

:inquisitive:

So, you died about 4 years ago?

:eeeek:

lol :laugh4:

Apparently. And nobody told me. I guess they didn't wanna risk seeing my head explode after all that drinkin', smokin', womanizin', previous life. LOL

LittleGrizzly

10-16-2009, 15:53

Jolt

10-16-2009, 16:21

September 21th, 2070. Plenty of time to chill until then.
(I'll be eighty as well by then)

Jolt

10-16-2009, 16:22

Apparently. And nobody told me. I guess they didn't wanna risk seeing my head explode after all that drinkin', smokin', womanizin', previous life. LOL

Sshh! I hear a hunter around here!

_Tristan_

10-16-2009, 16:37

Apr 4, 2051... So a few months before turning eighty... What counts is what I do in the 40+ years that remain...

Louis VI the Fat

10-16-2009, 16:42

'May 14 2008. You were never supposed to have missed that plane. We WILL get you.'

:help:

Viking

10-16-2009, 16:55

Nov 19 2074 - 84 years old. Kind of funny, because both of my grandmothers are past 90. :shrug:

Strike For The South

10-16-2009, 16:57

Mar 4 2074

Apparently being over 50lbs over my doc reccomended weight didn't bother the test one bit

Hooahguy

10-16-2009, 17:03

ha! im going to die after all ya'll!

caravel

10-16-2009, 17:06

Your Armageddon's day is Oct 30 2060

Looks like I'll miss Hallowe'en then.

Aemilius Paulus

10-16-2009, 17:07

Feb 3 2077, when I am 80...

The test is crap - I know it is not suppose to be serious at all, but the aspirin question? Come on, at least they could have kept up with current events... They have proven by now that taking Aspirin every day actually does more harm, as it should have been obvious from the start. Not to mention, they actually charge money if one wishes to ask how to improve their condition based on the survey - what a rip-off. Not only is is all obvious from the survey - drink/smoke/have unprotected sex less, get good genes :P, eat healthy, exercise, but those blokes do not even know basic medicine, as evidenced by the aspiring blunder...

G. Septimus

10-16-2009, 17:07

well it say's:
sep 30 2080

caravel

10-16-2009, 17:24

The test is crap - I know it is not suppose to be serious at all, but the aspirin question? Come on, at least they could have kept up with current events... They have proven by now that taking Aspirin every day actually does more harm, as it should have been obvious from the start. Not to mention, they actually charge money if one wishes to ask how to improve their condition based on the survey - what a rip-off. Not only is is all obvious from the survey - drink/smoke/have unprotected sex less, get good genes :P, eat healthy, exercise, but those blokes do not even know basic medicine, as evidenced by the aspiring blunder...
I think these tests are what's commonly referred to as a "bit of fun".

Rhyfelwyr

10-16-2009, 17:48

Jan 3, 2074

Not bad at all, that will see me reach I think 84 years of age.

Aemilius Paulus

10-16-2009, 17:53

I think these tests are what's commonly referred to as a "bit of fun".
I did mention that I realised it was not serious, but those blokes do charge you for "health advice" What? That sounds serious...

GeneralHankerchief

10-16-2009, 18:16

Jul 12 2077

I'll be 87. God spare me from living that long. :laugh4:

Sasaki Kojiro

10-16-2009, 18:26

I did mention that I realised it was not serious, but those blokes do charge you for "health advice" What? That sounds serious...

Note: This is just for entertainment and we are strongly against anyone taking serious actions based on this result - date of death.

I got june 3rd, 2072.

I like how on the drug use question you either "just say NO to drugs" or share needles :laugh4:

Hosakawa Tito

10-16-2009, 18:51

I ain't leaving till I'm good & ready or, June 10, 2036, whichever comes first.

Samurai Waki

10-16-2009, 19:22

October the 6th, 2072 I'll die one day short of my 90th Birthday. :laugh4:

Aemilius Paulus

10-16-2009, 20:45

Quote:
Note: This is just for entertainment and we are strongly against anyone taking serious actions based on this result - date of death.
Duh, one word: lawyers.

Whacker

10-16-2009, 20:52

Your Armageddon's day is Jun 2 2059

I'll be a bit over 80.

Csargo

10-16-2009, 20:59

Your Armageddon's day is Feb 5 2070

I'll be 81

White_eyes:D

10-16-2009, 21:21

Jun 5 2069

I think they should have a disclaimer on this, I mean 82 years old?...:laugh4:

Zim

10-16-2009, 21:22

Jan 25 2070

87? I'm not so sure.

Zim

10-16-2009, 21:58

Played around tos ee how long I could get a hypothetical person to live, topped out at 102 for me.

Some results were a bit odd. Driving frequently (I think that's what "Do you frequently use 2 wheeler (or) 4 wheeler ?" means, it's worded oddly...), no sun was better than a little bit (no worries about vitamin d? Maybe that's what the multivitamins were for), and a 100% non-vegetarian diet was better than 50%. I also couldn't quite get why diffferent continents affected life expectancy in the test. If they're from averages for the whole continent, Australia should do well, having a single country with high living standards. Instead the Americas seemed the highest when I was messing around to see what effect each had.

Caius

10-16-2009, 22:09

May 13, 2073 for me. 82 years plus that life that I have just won in the game...

Lemur

10-17-2009, 00:14

Just for kicks, I re-took the test, answering everything with the least healthy option. The stupid quiz still gave me nineteen more years to live. Lemme tell you something, internet quiz, if I set my mind to boozing, drugging, eating and whoring myself into an early grave, it would take me a lot less than nineteen years.

Weebeast

10-17-2009, 05:05

Your Armageddon's day is Mar 18 2060

I don't take it seriously but that doesn't mean I won't try to quit smoking someday. Well at least I'll die trying.

Scurvy

10-17-2009, 09:34

October 28th 2072, i'd settle for living until im 83

:2thumbsup:

G. Septimus

10-17-2009, 11:46

is this a joke??

KukriKhan

10-17-2009, 13:58

Your Armageddon's day is Jun 17 2069

(Edit: I'll be) 83 ?!

Crazy!

I think Kurki's got the best answer though... anyone tempted to try dead relatives deatils and see how close it gets...

Kurki on the pop up (with the date) did the clock have minus time remaining (borrowed time ~;)) or just 0 (you've been dodging death final destination style) ?

It displayed "negative" time, LOL. I guess I'm using up somebody else's?

-edit-

Subotan (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2355652&postcount=5)'s death date is pretty funny too: 30 February, a date that will never occur.

CountArach

10-17-2009, 14:35

Your Armageddon's day is Aug 20 2064
Time remaining: 20030 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes, 43 seconds.

So I'll be 74... which sort of sucks. I guess caffeine addiction and not much exercise sort of take their toll.

Lemur

10-17-2009, 15:06

Subotan (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2355652&postcount=5)'s death date is pretty funny too: 30 February, a date that will never occur.
Ahem (http://www.timeanddate.com/date/february-30.html).

Ibn-Khaldun

10-17-2009, 15:18

I will die in Nov 27 2065.

That means I'll be 83 years old.

However, I've always had a feeling that I'll die before I become 30. :shrug:

Subotan

10-17-2009, 17:04

Ahem (http://www.timeanddate.com/date/february-30.html).

So I will either die on the day when the Swedish Calendar industry collapses, or the Soviet Union reforms. Scary stuff.

KukriKhan

10-18-2009, 02:48

Ahem (http://www.timeanddate.com/date/february-30.html).

I admit: I never knew that. Thanks for the tip; I can use it at the time-clock the next time some loud-mouth uses 30 Feb as a simile for flying pigs and frozen hells.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

10-18-2009, 11:21

Nov 11 2066, I'll only be 80, though the last one of these I did I got 2083, which would have made me 97.

InsaneApache

10-18-2009, 11:49

Aug 9 2040.

I'll have to let the kids know it'll be at least another 30 years before they get their hands on my money. :laugh4: