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Dear Orgahs, this is the last time you will be hearing from me as we rich folks have better things to do than hang around internet forums. After all these years together though I suppose you have earned the right to learn what it is that is necessitating my departure by making me a millionaire (if not billionaire). I have pioneered a new money making scheme that is sure to change to face of the globe: VERY Late-Term Abortions™!
I am going to open up Abortion clinics across the country where people can bring unwanted friends and relatives to be put down for free! I will then sell the organs and make a fortune. Based on the current political tension and social division in the world, and the current price and demand of organs I calculate that I could earn $500,000,000 in the first year. Of course as I flood the market with said organs, and less people will be in need of them, I am expecting the price and profits to drop accordingly. Never fear though, I will then demand payment from the UN for solving the world's population problem!
Got someone in your family who you dislike? Bring him to a VERY Late-Term Abortion Clinic™ near you!
I bid you all a very fond farewell!
Aemilius Paulus
10-21-2009, 02:55
Eh?
Are you leaving, or just screwing (is that vulgar BTW?) with us? :P
Evil_Maniac From Mars
10-21-2009, 02:59
Dear Orgahs, this is the last time you will be hearing from me as we rich folks have better things to do than hang around internet forums. After all these years together though I suppose you have earned the right to learn what it is that is necessitating my departure by making me a millionaire (if not billionaire). I have pioneered a new money making scheme that is sure to change to face of the globe: VERY Late-Term Abortions™!
I am going to open up Abortion clinics across the country where people can bring unwanted friends and relatives to be put down for free! I will then sell the organs and make a fortune. Based on the current political tension and social division in the world, and the current price and demand of organs I calculate that I could earn $500,000,000 in the first year. Of course as I flood the market with said organs, and less people will be in need of them, I am expecting the price and profits to drop accordingly. Never fear though, I will then demand payment from the UN for solving the world's population problem!
Got someone in your family who you dislike? Bring him to a VERY Late-Term Abortion Clinic™ near you!
I bid you all a very fond farewell!
You know, if I had no morals, I'd actually consider it. Pity about that, really.
Aemilius Paulus
10-21-2009, 03:06
Call me Hitler, but I believe the moderately to severely retarded individuals should be forcefully sterilised... I mean, our family knows a Down's syndrome couple who has a child. Now, granted, the great majority of Down's syndrome cases are not inherited, and their child is normal, but how will the couple care for the child if they themselves are cared for by their parents, who are in their late 60s/early 70s?
Worse still are the inheritable afflictions, which are... well... Need I go into details?? :no:
That whole idea is... :inquisitive:
Call me Hitler, but I believe the moderately to severely retarded individuals should be forcefully sterilised... I mean, our family knows a Down's syndrome couple who has a child. Now, granted, the great majority of Down's syndrome cases are not inherited, and their child is normal, but how will the couple care for the child if they themselves are cared for by their parents, who are in their late 60s/early 70s?
Worse still are the inheritable afflictions, which are... well... Need I go into details?? :no:
Hitler
A Very Super Market
10-21-2009, 03:11
Please. The abortion debate boils down to "Fetuses think, fetuses don't think"
And nothing can be done to sway the opposition. Let's make this topic about something else. A business critique!
What if they want to keep the organs? Surely, they all realize that if you can sell them, they can to? Hell, why don't they just cut out the middleman? You'd be screwed!
I have family and friends that act like they can't think. You opening any clinics in Texas? :thumbsup:
Please. The abortion debate boils down to "Fetuses think, fetuses don't think"
And nothing can be done to sway the opposition. Let's make this topic about something else. A business critique!
What if they want to keep the organs? Surely, they all realize that if you can sell them, they can to? Hell, why don't they just cut out the middleman? You'd be screwed!
Because if they did it it would be murder, and when I do I am carrying out a medical procedure that my medical professionals were trained to do. They will get the procedure done for free, but have to sign the organs over to me. Also, I would be selling bulk, so companies would buy from me over an individual.
I have family and friends that act like they can't think. You opening any clinics in Texas? :thumbsup:
No, not yet, but we are opening one in Oklahoma if you want to make the drive.
EDIT: It should be noted though, if you are coming from a different state you will have extra paperwork to fill out.
Crazed Rabbit
10-21-2009, 03:45
Are you leaving, or just screwing (is that vulgar BTW?) with us? :P
No, it's not a vulgar term.
CR
I know this guy named Just Vuk Again and I'd like to sign him up for this. How do I do that? Is this possible? Can I have free candy?
I know this guy named Just Vuk Again and I'd like to sign him up for this. How do I do that? Is this possible? Can I have free candy?
Nah, it would be economically advantageous. No one in their right mind would pay Taff for his organs considering the condition that they are in.
Megas Methuselah
10-21-2009, 06:44
Nah, it would be economically advantageous. No one in their right mind would pay Taff for his organs considering the condition that they are in.
I'd buy the liver for a few bucks. Cheap lunch.
Banquo's Ghost
10-21-2009, 07:41
Oh, I don't know. I think I got to this one quite early.
Certainly before it reached maturity.
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