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Strike For The South
11-07-2009, 18:09
http://gofrench.com/expats/frenchcitizen.htm



According to the Civil Code, you may acquire French nationality in the following circumstances:

> one of your parents is French
> you have been married to a French person for more than one year and are still living together
> you have not lived in France for over a year, but you are married to a French person and have had a child together before or after the marriage, and you are still living together


I'm house trained and requrie attention

Ice
11-07-2009, 18:20
http://gofrench.com/expats/frenchcitizen.htm



I'm house trained and requrie attention

The same goes for obtaining American citizenship or most or countries.

Good luck with that.

Strike For The South
11-07-2009, 18:22
The same goes for obtaining American citizenship or most or countries.

Good luck with that.

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Ice
11-07-2009, 18:28
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:argue:

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:stars:

:2thumbsup:

Anyway, thanks for making me doing actual work while I'm hung over.

Strike For The South
11-07-2009, 18:30
:argue:

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Silly Yankees. The hoods go on your head






Anyway, thanks for making me doing actual work while I'm hung over.

Are you not entertained?

Beskar
11-07-2009, 19:18
Why does it have to be a woman?

I am sure Louis could have helped you out.

Louis VI the Fat
11-07-2009, 20:54
As luck would have it...

...I do have a sister. :smitten:


She's done some fashion modelling.

And dancing.

She's won many 'miss' titles. She's smart too.

She's lived in America for a year.

Where she was chosen as homecoming queen.

Which was in the American south. She loves Dixie.


She's single.



And to top it all of: yes, it is all true. :beam:

edyzmedieval
11-07-2009, 22:16
As luck would have it...

...I do have a sister. :smitten:


She's done some fashion modelling.

And dancing.

She's won many 'miss' titles. She's smart too.

She's lived in America for a year.

Where she was chosen as homecoming queen.

Which was in the American south. She loves Dixie.


She's single.



And to top it all of: yes, it is all true. :beam:


Age?
Location?
Phone number?
Physical address?
Bank account?

YOUR bank account?

I'll bribe you for that, even if she doesn't want me. I'll try the charm first, then I use the charm of cash. :beam:

Owen Glyndwr
11-07-2009, 22:50
The best part of being a first-generation natural born American?

If the States goes to ****, I always have British citizenship to fall back on just in case :2thumbsup:

It's too bad I missed out on German citizenship by 1 generation I think :(

Samurai Waki
11-07-2009, 23:05
The best part of being a first-generation natural born American?

If the States goes to ****, I always have British citizenship to fall back on just in case :2thumbsup:

It's too bad I missed out on German citizenship by 1 generation I think :(

Yeah. I have dual Irish Citizenship, missed out on German by one generation as well. Funny thing is my daughters don't have it, unless we move to Ireland... don't think that's going to happen.

Strike For The South
11-07-2009, 23:52
As luck would have it...

...I do have a sister. :smitten:


She's done some fashion modelling.

And dancing.

She's won many 'miss' titles. She's smart too.

She's lived in America for a year.

Where she was chosen as homecoming queen.

Which was in the American south. She loves Dixie.


She's single.



And to top it all of: yes, it is all true. :beam:

https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4443/eeegq.jpg

My families been here for hundereds of years. We're hoplessley American. Which I think is a good thing but that's for the backroom

Sarmatian
11-08-2009, 01:16
As luck would have it...

...I do have a sister. :smitten:


She's done some fashion modelling.

And dancing.

She's won many 'miss' titles. She's smart too.

She's lived in America for a year.

Where she was chosen as homecoming queen.

Which was in the American south. She loves Dixie.


She's single.



And to top it all of: yes, it is all true. :beam:

That's all great, but does she cook?

Aemilius Paulus
11-08-2009, 17:33
That's all great, but does she cook?
Lol, there goes half of what men look in a woman :laugh4:. How could Louis have missed that?

Although I must say this is a smaller factor in US, where most women cannot cook and are not expected to. But in other nations it still matters...

Beskar
11-09-2009, 01:58
I thought that was asking if she had a cook then, for some reason.

(Louis VI the Flirt)

Centurion1
11-09-2009, 02:20
As luck would have it...

...I do have a sister.


She's done some fashion modelling.

And dancing.

She's won many 'miss' titles. She's smart too.

She's lived in America for a year.

Where she was chosen as homecoming queen.

Which was in the American south. She loves Dixie.


She's single.



And to top it all of: yes, it is all true.

ahem, Louis i love you and the description of your sister...............

she is my dream

please excuse me for a few minutes.


Yeah AP, my dad does the cooking but i think he secretly fears my mothers slavic temper and the possibilities of poison................

Louis VI the Fat
11-09-2009, 18:07
That's all great, but does she cook?Does she cook? She is a very traditional woman. So what she needs is a real man who can take care of her, and in return she'll take care the cooks and cleaners do their work properly and the hippest restaurants are eaten in.

edyzmedieval
11-09-2009, 23:34
Does she cook? She is a very traditional woman. So what she needs is a real man who can take care of her, and in return she'll take care the cooks and cleaners do their work properly and the hippest restaurants are eaten in.

Sign me up. I'm only 300 kms away from you...

Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 01:05
I like cooking, and can do it better than any woman I met so far.

So, question is, can she do laundry and clean?

Centurion1
11-10-2009, 04:22
my question for you Louis is why havent YOU married her yet.

Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 04:22
my question for you Louis is why havent YOU married her yet.

Because he doesn't live here!

Are you drunk sweetums?

A Very Super Market
11-10-2009, 04:26
Also, because incest is not what the internet (Or Japanese :clown:) make it out to be.

Centurion1
11-10-2009, 05:33
^ of course i was just too distracted by the thought of Louis sister

Hosakawa Tito
11-10-2009, 12:31
Your chances of success might improve if you could spell Four um. That way you don't just have to rely on your Adonis physique, engaging personality, and large bank account.

Mooks
11-10-2009, 12:38
Your chances of success might improve if you could spell Four um. That way you don't just have to rely on your Adonis physique, engaging personality, and large bank account.

Silly Hosakawa, everyone knows theres no womenz on the internet!

Fisherking
11-10-2009, 12:49
Silly Hosakawa, everyone knows theres no womenz on the internet!

Sure there are!

There are whole forums where it is mostly women.

Even young single women to a large degree discussing things that are not even sissy stuff...

:laugh4:

Sarmatian
11-10-2009, 16:49
Sure there are!

There are whole forums where it is mostly women.

Even young single women to a large degree discussing things that are not even sissy stuff...

:laugh4:

Link or it doesn't exist.

Fisherking
11-10-2009, 17:13
Maybe I will post it later but you have one in a pm.
:laugh4: