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Megas Methuselah
11-09-2009, 07:34
Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.
To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: :balloon:. Life is good, and so am I.
pevergreen
11-09-2009, 09:01
Yeah, don't believe a word of it.
They look and then their faces go :sick:
Good on you MM. :2thumbsup:
:laugh4: Brilliant! Best laugh I've had all day. :laugh4:
Samurai Waki
11-09-2009, 10:11
there's a difference between having an ego and being delusional. But thanks for the laugh.
:2thumbsup:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/bensezno.gif
Poor boy, he'll realise one day. :shame:
Mithrandir
11-09-2009, 12:24
Wow, I wish my life was like yours...
tibilicus
11-09-2009, 14:01
So a girl asks you for a pen therefore she's hitting on you?
Also, In before SFTS makes your post look weak.
I too have suffered from this problem.
It's called and ego. It gets you nowhere. :no:
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
11-09-2009, 15:54
Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.
To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: :balloon:. Life is good, and so am I.
So they take your pens, and ask you questions about your courses?
You getting anything from them, lad?
Strike For The South
11-09-2009, 16:11
Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.
To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: :balloon:. Life is good, and so am I.
Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.
A Very Super Market
11-09-2009, 17:05
I like how the mods gave you the benefit of the doubt.
Sasaki Kojiro
11-09-2009, 18:14
It seems like you've only seen the good side so far, but it can easily turn ugly, take my word for it. Or ask that guy from twilight who got attacked by a mob of girls.
Meneldil
11-09-2009, 18:19
Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.
That almost made my day :D
Megas Methuselah
11-09-2009, 20:04
Haha. Orgahs flock to a girl thread like bees to honey. :yes:
Mithrandir
11-09-2009, 21:16
Ofcourse... I'm still waiting for some tips from you MM.. how do you become such an awesome babemagnet?
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/bensezno.gif
My initial reaction
edyzmedieval
11-09-2009, 23:38
I can't wait for university.
Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 01:01
MM, you go bro!
Dont let less fortunate people drag you down :)
Put on a ski instructor jacket and watch the real magic begin... You know, not just glances, but girls slipping their hotel room number down your pocket when no one is watching :)
Another highlight would be learning from the mother where her daughter got her skills from...
Or when you and your friends compete in how many you can get in a night (answer is 3, but only cause little sergeant Kadagar would not stand to attention any more).
Hmmm.... Now I miss being single... :(
Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 01:57
God this thread is full of unintentional comedy.
pevergreen
11-10-2009, 01:58
I agree completely.
Reading Kadagar's post is hilarious.
I wonder if he realises why...
Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 01:59
I agree completely.
Reading Kadagar's post is hilarious.
I wonder if he realizes why...
FIFY
pevergreen
11-10-2009, 02:02
FIFY
Speak english.
The world is full of colour.
CountArach
11-10-2009, 03:46
Frontroom thread of the year?
Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 03:47
Frontroom thread of the year?
Have I fallen off that badly?
CountArach
11-10-2009, 03:54
Have I fallen off that badly?
Not enough Skynard.
Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 03:57
Not enough Skynyrd.
That's the 2nd time I have had to fix Oz's grammer tonight.
I agree this thread is pure gold though
Centurion1
11-10-2009, 04:16
just for anyone who is wondering, Megas is a chubby chaser. And whenever these girls look at him he is eating.
Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.
A Very Super Market
11-10-2009, 04:20
Eh? When was he eating? And I thought that term is exclusive for gay men?
Strike For The South
11-10-2009, 04:20
just for anyone who is wondering, Megas is a chubby chaser. And whenever these girls look at him he is eating.
Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.
#3. Although I did like the joke.
Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.
https://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x301/swcsalha/likeiveneverseen.jpg
Centurion1
11-10-2009, 04:39
i actually am...... however we aren't that amazing in our league and as a resident of the east coast lacrosse is the sport of choice where i live.
(to explain my team has never won the league, because we are a relatively new team and a few of the other teams in the league are nationally ranked, so people dont get their hopes up about football. But we may go 4-6 this year which is actually sort of good for us)
True i dont have girls slipping me their hotel cards..............
really the suspicion hurts.
Megas Methuselah
11-10-2009, 04:48
Dont let less fortunate people drag you down :)
They see me rollin', they hatin'... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-UiXotuXE) :crowngrin:
Have I fallen off that badly?
You left a power vacuum.
a completely inoffensive name
11-10-2009, 07:52
Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.
Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.
:yes: :laugh4:
Oh yeah, I know that, This customer at work, who told me I was so shiny and smiled at me , visually undressing me. The other guy at the uni who gave me that nice smile across the room, the many guys in the city who walk around with their girlfriends giving me that look as if they wanted me to rescue them. The other day there was this cute guy at the mall who poked me in the ***, his smile was so beautiful as well. And then when I went to the doctor and he controlled my bowel, love was in the air, I could smell it...
life is great and people like us should really appreciate it, great thread.
Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 08:46
If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.
Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.
BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU
If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.
Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.
BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU
I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not
Samurai Waki
11-10-2009, 09:03
I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not
Were you driving a hummer?
Were you driving a hummer?
Nope, was standing in the middle of the road.
Owen Glyndwr
11-10-2009, 09:23
Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.
I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.
"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."
Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 09:34
I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.
"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."
I only think a girl is into me if I get her to bed...
That's usually when I am into her
Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 09:57
That's usually when I am into her
:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
pevergreen
11-10-2009, 10:13
That's usually when I am into her
Nice. :beam:
I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...:sweatdrop:)
Getting attention happens to me all the time.
When I'm wearing my banana costume.
Nice. :beam:
I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...:sweatdrop:)
Ask Megas Methuselah how his status as an alpha male came to be, I want to know as well. I bet his grandfather one day took him aside and told him about this herb that only grows in the valley of the ancient spirits.
I am onto you
"Son, beyond the Valley of the Thunderbear, high upon the Mountain of the Fire-eagle, there lies the source of our power. A mystical herb whose properties transform even the limpest specimen into a hardened alpha male. It is called...The Viagra Bush!"
Reminds me, I met this incredibly beautiful pure young maiden this sunday.
And no, I did not look into a mirror.
Kadagar_AV
11-10-2009, 11:26
Actually, just carry some green stuff around and you can pretty much get laid by whoever, whenever...
And no, I did not look into a mirror.
Indeed you weren't, replaced it with a window, like my style?
Replaced it with binoculars.
Fisherking
11-10-2009, 12:43
This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.
I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?
Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?
Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?
Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?
Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?
And I don't mean in a cooking class!
pevergreen
11-10-2009, 12:48
I went online.
Srs. thats where I got my last gf of 10 months (crazy ex now) and possibly my next one.
Freak encounters out of nowhere, funny stuff.
Work school friends party's. I am usually the approached which is convenient, got one of these faces girls like.
Festivals and stuff, man. I usually take me 'zouk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_bouzouki) with me and play a romantic ballad. They like it, I think.
There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
11-10-2009, 14:36
This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.
I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?
Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?
Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?
Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?
Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?
And I don't mean in a cooking class!
At parties, on the street 9not like that), in bookshops.
It's easy to talk to women. Also, just to further dent Meth's ego; if you smile at a woman she'll ususally smile back, so it's likely he simply walks around with an idiot grin all the time.
There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap
Wait, what?
That wasn't for you
but what happened to the post I was responding to is beyond me. It's gone. That's not fair play.
Fisherking
11-10-2009, 16:08
:laugh4:
Actually I thought it was very funny!
Too bad he deleted it!
Anyway you guys seem all fixed up, so I guess you aren’t interested in where you can meet women, or where to go where they out number the men about 15 to 1 and are always asking where all the men are?
:laugh4:
Rave clubs (Girls and gay men everywhere)
Fisherking
11-10-2009, 17:26
Rave clubs (Girls and gay men everywhere)
Is that a guess? :inquisitive:
I hope not, that sounds like self abuse to me...
Anyway...
that wasn’t what I was talking about...
And I can’t say I ever saw any gay dudes hanging out in these places, though it does attract an above average number of gay galls these days...but that is not what most are.
I might even say that you might find far fewer crazies there than at the clubs.
:laugh4:
:laugh4:
Actually I thought it was very funny!
Too bad he deleted it!
Anyway you guys seem all fixed up, so I guess you aren’t interested in where you can meet women, or where to go where they out number the men about 15 to 1 and are always asking where all the men are?
:laugh4:
I had a great response too, but i went to sleep rather than posting it. Now i'll never get the chance! :no:
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