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Strike For The South

12-04-2009, 19:55

ARE YOU IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT? WE BEAT YOUR ARSE IN 1776 AND WE"RE ABOUT TO DO IT IN 2010

FROM YORKTOWN TO JO'BURG BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ja'chyra

12-04-2009, 20:06

Just as well we decided not to go or I might have had to fall out with SFTS.

We've got better things to do, like plumbing

InsaneApache

12-04-2009, 20:06

I once worked with a bloke called Tommy Lime. Not sure if he was a relation to Harry though.

Strike For The South

12-04-2009, 20:11

Just as well we decided not to go or I might have had to fall out with SFTS.

We've got better things to do, like plumbing

Aern't you Scottish?

Mel Gibson told me you hated the English

InsaneApache

12-04-2009, 20:16

He's a deep fried limey. :laugh4:

Ja'chyra

12-04-2009, 20:20

Aern't you Scottish?

Mel Gibson told me you hated the English

Aye, that's why we're not going and why we could be classed with our not so socially acceptable neighbours to the south.

Ja'chyra

12-04-2009, 20:20

He's a deep fried limey. :laugh4:

Hmm :no:

Strike For The South

12-04-2009, 20:30

Aye, that's why we're not going and why we could be classed with our not so socially acceptable neighbours to the south.

Oh, well root agianst them.

Americans and Scots are like two peas in a pod. Extremley good looking and respected by all

miotas

12-04-2009, 20:37

Oh, well root agianst them.

Got a thing for english birds 'ey? :eyebrows:

Strike For The South

12-04-2009, 20:37

Got a thing for english birds 'ey? :eyebrows:

A bird? Is that like a chick? ~;)

Ja'chyra

12-04-2009, 20:43

Oh, well root agianst them.

Americans and Scots are like two peas in a pod. Extremley good looking and respected by all

True dat

Did I get that right?

Major Robert Dump

12-04-2009, 20:59

This thread is racist. My grandfather is 1/3 British

Strike For The South

12-04-2009, 21:02

True dat

Did I get that right?

Eh, close enough

This thread is racist. My grandfather is 1/3 British

Does he build minarets?

drone

12-04-2009, 21:38

1950! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_v_United_States_(1950))

With our stellar consistency, we'll beat England, but lose to Slovenia and Algeria and miss the second stage. ~:doh:

Ja'chyra

12-04-2009, 21:39

Racist Brits only build winarets and try to pass them off as the three wise monkeys that took the gifts to the baby Jesus, in Dallas.

Evil_Maniac From Mars

12-04-2009, 22:22

Nike is evil crowd coming in five, four, three, two...

Beskar

12-04-2009, 22:55

Don't worry, I won't mention Nike's Human Right abuses.

However, a US football team? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

They will come on the pitch wearing armour and try to carry the ball.

Sasaki Kojiro

12-04-2009, 23:08

A Very Super Market

12-04-2009, 23:39

Yeah, he'll fly over from Portugal to try.

Idaho

12-04-2009, 23:42

Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.

Cushy group for us though. Still - England's ability to choke on key matches is legendary.

Evil_Maniac From Mars

12-04-2009, 23:52

Yeah, he'll fly over from Portugal to try.

Waft over from a slight bit of breeze on the pitch more like.

drone

12-04-2009, 23:55

Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.
Someone agrees...

"It will be like a Premier League game. The USA is like a team you meet every week. It's better than meeting North Korea and a style of play you're not used to."

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

12-04-2009, 23:59

Racist Brits only build winarets and try to pass them off as the three wise monkeys that took the gifts to the baby Jesus, in Dallas.

Is that a joke, or are you looking for warning points?

Ja'chyra

12-05-2009, 00:06

Is that a joke, or are you looking for warning points?

I didn't think anyone could take that as anything other than a joke, as if it's not a joke it's complete jibberish.

Apparently I was wrong:shame:

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

12-05-2009, 00:21

I didn't think anyone could take that as anything other than a joke, as if it's not a joke it's complete jibberish.

Apparently I was wrong:shame:

Can you not see that it is a cartoon distortion of two positions I have adopted recently, coupled with my pride at being British (English) and a mistake I admitted to in another thread?

Subotan

12-05-2009, 00:24

Wait, so England are playing against Metallica? Nice.

Ja'chyra

12-05-2009, 00:29

Can you not see that it is a cartoon distortion of two positions I have adopted recently, coupled with my pride at being British (English) and a mistake I admitted to in another thread?

Err, yep, I like chicken curry

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

12-05-2009, 00:51

Err, yep, I like chicken curry

Ok, Now I do think you're baiting me. :thumbsdown:

Ja'chyra

12-05-2009, 00:54

Ok, Now I do think you're baiting me. :thumbsdown:

I think you're giving me too much credit

I really don't care that much and certainly not enough to troll you.

Be happy bud :yes:

Strike For The South

12-05-2009, 01:43

They are confidnet, just like Cornwallis!

REMEMBER THE ALAMO BUNKER HILL

Sasaki Kojiro

12-05-2009, 01:50

Maybe we can get henri to come play on our side.

-edit-

Although I don't think we need to cheat to win the revolutionary war.

Strike For The South

12-05-2009, 01:52

Maybe we can get henri to come play on our side.

Onreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :smile:

Louis VI the Fat

12-05-2009, 02:05

1950! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_v_United_States_%281950%29)

With our stellar consistency, we'll beat England, but lose to Slovenia and Algeria and miss the second stage. ~:doh:Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.

Cushy group for us though. Still - England's ability to choke on key matches is legendary. Now these two know their footy. :2thumbsup:

1950 is legendary. England did not deem the world worthy of playing football against. So England didn't even compete in the previous World Cups, all the while thinking themselves the obvious best in the world. Then they did enter...

...and got spanked by a bunch of Yank amateurs who had just been explained the rules of this game in a pub. :laugh4:

Might as well share my predictions:

Team USA is brilliant. What they traditionally lack in tactical sense and Euro and South American nastyness, they make up for in mentality and attitude.
At this year's confederations cup the yanks owned. Spain still has nightmares about it, and they're the best Europe's got to offer.

England has finally got its act together. A candidate for the win. This time, for real, and not just in hype. Capello is a genius. :help:

Let's make it US-Ingerland 1-1. Or 1-5. I dunno actually. Impossible to predict. Easily one of the greatest matches in the first round. Together with Portugal - Brazil, assuming there is still something at stake in that game.

I'm curious to see what Algeria will do in this group. Good side, blisteringly unstable.

Louis VI the Fat

12-05-2009, 02:07

Onreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :smile:TT.

Strike For The South

12-05-2009, 02:11

TT.

The truth ?

Louis VI the Fat

12-05-2009, 02:25

The truth ?Titi. :book:

InsaneApache

12-05-2009, 03:24

groobies then. :laugh4:

Husar

12-05-2009, 11:37

So this is about that World Cup that is still months away, isn't it? :inquisitive:

Sarmatian

12-05-2009, 13:03

Well, the scores they're settling are from the 18th century anyway, so if you take that into account, several months is like... tomorrow. :laugh4:

Reverend Joe

12-05-2009, 16:29

Don't worry, I won't mention Nike's Human Right abuses.

However, a US football team? :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

They will come on the pitch wearing armour and try to carry the ball.

I, too, predict something like this... the Dallas Cowboys show up in full regalia and score three touchdowns in five minutes, much to the bewilderment (and extreme pain) of the English team. The game will then be forfeited by the refs in favor of England as a result of the total failure of the Cowboys to play football and both sides will go home angrily shouting about the other team not understanding the rules of football.

Hosakawa Tito

12-05-2009, 21:52

They are confidnet, just like Cornwallis!

REMEMBER THE ALAMO BUNKER HILL

Umm...we lost that one.

Vladimir

12-06-2009, 15:42

Umm...we lost that one.

Well we also "lost" 1812 but that doesn't stop a lot of historians from declaring victory. :laugh4:

Evil_Maniac From Mars

12-06-2009, 17:34

Well we also "lost" 1812 but that doesn't stop a lot of historians from declaring victory. :laugh4:

Whether America lost the War of 1812 is actually a very debatable issue. I'd always thought the British won outright, but more reading changed that opinion. My conclusion now is that it was a draw, or a victory for the peoples of Canada and the United States but not the British.

Strike For The South

12-06-2009, 20:18

Only 6 moths away from the worst beating since ol hickory whipped ya'll at New Orleans.

THE LIMEY'S ARE SCAERD

Pannonian

12-06-2009, 21:58

Whether America lost the War of 1812 is actually a very debatable issue. I'd always thought the British won outright, but more reading changed that opinion. My conclusion now is that it was a draw, or a victory for the peoples of Canada and the United States but not the British.
It was fought for a bit, but then the British lost interest as the bigger fish was fried elsewhere. Both sides got something to brag about.

Gregoshi

12-06-2009, 22:04

Beskar

12-06-2009, 22:32

Only 6 moths away from the worst beating since ol hickory whipped ya'll at New Orleans.

THE LIMEY'S ARE SCAERD

I was going to post something but I decided against it. This isn't an excuse to check if the signature works.

Pannonian

12-06-2009, 23:26

Do we get to run all around the field while the British have to play lined up in formation behind some drummers and pipers and march after the ball? If so, I think we have a chance.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! :cheerleader:
The colonies would never have won independence if the offside rule had been in place back then.

Gregoshi

12-06-2009, 23:34

The colonies would never have won independence if the offside rule had been in place back then.
Rule? RULE?! We don't follow no stinkin' rules!

Pannonian

12-06-2009, 23:55

Rule? RULE?! We don't follow no stinkin' rules!
You used to follow some self-imposed rules. Your first coaches ruled that it would be folly to leave your own half, and thus followed an isolationist policy, refusing to allow any of your players out of your half. Another coach bizarrely ruled that the US penalty area was solely US territory, and any opposition attempts to move inside would be regarded as encroachment. Then there's the recent policy declaring that all footballers should have free roles, and the US team will aid any oppostion players who wish to break free from their allocated roles in their formation, until everyone was free of such constraints.

InsaneApache

12-07-2009, 01:20

Can we get something straight?

For the first time in donkeys years the 'Colonist' are correct in calling the UK 'English'. The Scots, Welch and Irish are but an ****** **** ** *******! :yes:

Gregoshi

12-07-2009, 02:20

This colonist got it wrong, so take that IA! ...Um, not sure where I'm going with this - just feeling rambunctious tonight. ~;p

Reverend Joe

12-07-2009, 04:22

Can we get something straight?

For the first time in donkeys years the 'Colonist' are correct in calling the UK 'English'. The Scots, Welch and Irish are but an ****** **** ** *******! :yes:

We call you the English so as to not insult the Scots, Welsh and Irish who must endure the unfortunate circumstance of being associated with the English via the the UK, as well as fight in their stead in every major war.

Strike For The South

12-07-2009, 04:26

Pannonian

12-07-2009, 06:35

We call you the English so as to not insult the Scots, Welsh and Irish who must endure the unfortunate circumstance of being associated with the English via the the UK, as well as fight in their stead in every major war.
England has more than repaid all the sacrifices the provinces made in our colonial wars. In return for their fighting in our stead in every major war, England has competed in their stead in every major football tournament. On 30 July, we remember the World Cup that England won just so the Scots, Welsh and Irish didn't have to. Or the Americans, for that matter.

Fragony

12-07-2009, 11:16

None of you understand how this game is played, only our Portugese friends understand that football is war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXq7xcnkis

Most entertaining match ever, where's the fun if it doesn't hurt

GOD Vista STOP THINKING, why does it take over a minute just to adjust my volume, and why does it crash when I do, why can't I just simply use my computer. It's still thinking, no idea what it's thinking about but it is thinking, without a stop it just keeps thinking. I so very much want my macbook back I need my computer to be functional I want to be able to open a browser to check my e-mail, I want my computer to perform simple tasks, why does Vista suck so much it just can't do these things, it's just to slow to be of any use to me.

al Roumi

12-07-2009, 12:30

Quote: Originally Posted by Idaho
Oddly enough, I have always really enjoyed watching the US national team play. They play a British style game - attacking, penetrative, fast paced football.

Someone agrees...

Quote: Originally Posted by Roy Hodgson
"It will be like a Premier League game. The USA is like a team you meet every week. It's better than meeting North Korea and a style of play you're not used to."

Funny for Roy Hodgson to say that, seeing as half of his team are US players... and aren't Fulham a great club...

I'd say it should be like an FA cup game where a championship (USA) (or perhaps more accurately league 2...) side face a premiership (Eng) team. Sure there are "giant killing" results, but that's it -the expectation is that the rubbish team won't beat the better one.

It would be profoundly upsetting if England were to lose to Fulham's international squad.