2010 Calendars

[English assassin]

Nearly the year end. Time for a new calender. But which one to get?

Long time readers may recall my fondness for girls and coffins, but this year they seem to have added nazis and bondage to the mix. http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario-2010.htm I dunno, girls, coffins, nazis AND bondage? Maybe a bit too busy for my tastes

Fortunately the poles are keeping the classic girl plus coffin mix going: http://www.zpdlindner.pl/en/calendar2010.php (Is it me or is miss December taking a coffin FOR A WALK?? :inquisitive:)

BTW girls + coffins = maybe NSFW

Still, not really one for all the family. I know, how about dogs? Dogs are cute. Bit dull though. How about, dogs, let me see, surfing? http://www.surfdogscalendar.com/

Or maybe some hot mormon mums?
http://hotmormonmuffins.com/meet.php (I'm not completely sure this one isn't slightly taking the mickey, but they get extra marks even so for having as one of their FAQ "What makes the Hot Mormon Muffins calendar so unique?" Gee, let me think about that... I've got it: no coffins?)

Amazon has a surprisingly wide selection, from violent veg,

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Violent-Veg-Square-Calendar-2010/dp/1847572510/ref=pd_cp_b_3

to world toilets

http://www.amazon.co.uk/2010-Toilets-World-Grid-Calendar/dp/3832738649/ref=cm_lmf_tit_13_rsrssi1

And this is even before we consider the frankly excessive range of naked charity calendars out there, from more students than I ever saw* naked at oxford http://www.oxfordcalendar.co.uk/gallery.htm to naked female farmers http://www.calendarclub.co.uk/p-1211-naked-female-farmers-2010-wall-calendar-buy-calendars-online-calendarclubcouk.aspx

None of these quite do it. Anyone got any more I should be considering?


*maybe :wink3:

[Furunculus]

polish girls and coffins all the way.

[Crazed Rabbit]

There's also this timely calender (http://www.starz.bz/barrymanilow/product.cfm?category=2&subcategory=7&product=763) from a talented artiste, at a special discount!

CR

[CrossLOPER]

Fortunately the poles are keeping the classic girl plus coffin mix going: http://www.zpdlindner.pl/en/calendar2010.php (Is it me or is miss December taking a coffin FOR A WALK?? :inquisitive:)

BTW girls + coffins = maybe NSFW
Worth buying for August alone.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I'm getting the annual French rugby gods (http://images.wikio.com/images/p/271f/premiere-video-des-dieux-du-stade-2008-ils-sont-beaux-nos-rugbymen.jpeg) calendar for all my female aqaintances again. Featuring the players of Stade Français naked. The massive Paris rugby club that plays in stunningly trendy pink outfits*, the true heir of Antiquity thought about the oneness of beauty, male physique and sports.


Warning! Link and spoil contain pictures of shocking nudity to the non-French, and of shocking physical prowess to non-Rugby playing countries.
https://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2263/dds20101.jpg (https://img691.imageshack.us/i/dds20101.jpg/)

https://img709.imageshack.us/img709/524/dieuxdustade.jpg (https://img709.imageshack.us/i/dieuxdustade.jpg/) https://img709.imageshack.us/img709/dieuxdustade.jpg/1/w345.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img709/dieuxdustade.jpg/1/)


*
The shirts are so good, you wish they'd keep 'em on.



Genius rugby shirt.It shows a keen sense of art history combined with an understanding of what's fashionable:

https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2906/stade1.jpg (https://img213.imageshack.us/i/stade1.jpg/)


Beautiful:

https://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6255/stadefrancais09domicile.jpg (https://img693.imageshack.us/i/stadefrancais09domicile.jpg/)

The province understands and accepts the cultural and intellectual sureriority of Paris. What they do not understand, is Gods who combine artistic superiority with physical overlordship.
Nothing confuses and infuriates the peasantry more than to be physically overpowered by artistic rugby Gods egged on by 80000 pink-clad Parisians going wild:

https://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6633/757pxstadefrancaisparis.jpg (https://img693.imageshack.us/i/757pxstadefrancaisparis.jpg/)

[Major Robert Dump]

Naked female farmers calendar is out of stock.

[A Very Super Market]

I volunteered at the local cemetary and morgue for a while. They kicked me out after I tried to engage in some post-mortem photography (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-mortem_photography)

[Furunculus]

Thank god for Polish Girlfriends:
http://i.iimmgg.com/images/th/17a38f4483924cda2a9fbe6d136f2c8d.png (http://www.iimmgg.com/image/f81bd2ceee1f7746ce1aa435cd2d2eb7)

What would we do without them?