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Devastatin Dave
12-12-2009, 17:38
Could someone tell me the moral of the story. I just came away with don't go homo because you'll either be beat to death by a bunch of rednecks or live out your life in a trailer as a lonely old queen. Did I miss something?:help:
I need one of you enlightened Euro sensitive types to help me with my feminine side I guess.:laugh4:
Lemur
12-12-2009, 17:43
Well, it's hard to say what the "moral" of a love story is. What's the moral of Gone With the Wind? What's the moral of Pride & Prejudice? What's the moral of Turner & Hooch?
Kadagar_AV
12-12-2009, 18:08
You saw it?

It has made you gay now.

Do you want some tea, while we talk about your emotions over this movie?
Devastatin Dave
12-12-2009, 18:24
You saw it?

It has made you gay now.

Do you want some tea, while we talk about your emotions over this movie?

That would be wonderful!!!:beam:
Strike For The South
12-12-2009, 19:01
Remember to marry a lesbian instead of a straight woman?
Devastatin Dave
12-12-2009, 19:03
Remember to marry a lesbian instead of a straight woman?

Maybe thats it. You just have to buy a lot of tic tacs.
Strike For The South
12-12-2009, 19:12
Maybe thats it. You just have to buy a lot of tic tacs.

I personally like the taste of tuna
Fragony
12-12-2009, 19:42
My sister insisted, as she did with Moulin Rouge, it's a very good movie
Strike For The South
12-12-2009, 19:43
My sister insisted,

That kind of stuff's illegal here :drummer:
Fragony
12-12-2009, 19:49
That kind of stuff's illegal here :drummer:

Must have been a matter of great urgency to make it so :smash:
Beskar
12-12-2009, 19:57
My sister insisted, as she did with Moulin Rouge, it's a very good movie

Why do I think putting on an amusing smile everything I think of what would happen if a banned forum member was married to your sister.
Major Robert Dump
12-12-2009, 23:54
I haven't seen it. Don't like cowboy movies.
Furunculus
12-13-2009, 01:25
i like a cowboy movie as much as the next xenophobic and nationalistic racist with militaristic and autarkic tendencies, but i simply have no wish to see crazy-man-fun beamed into my eyeballs, as an exercise in leisure time fun.
KukriKhan
12-13-2009, 02:17
i like a cowboy movie as much as the next xenophobic and nationalistic racist with militaristic and autarkic tendencies, but i simply have no wish to see crazy-man-fun beamed into my eyeballs, as an exercise in leisure time fun.

Haven't seen it. When I heard they weren't actually cowboys, but sheep-herders in the 1960's, I already had my doubts about the authenticity of the plot. A Stetson does not a cowboy make.

Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.
Major Robert Dump
12-13-2009, 02:17
Is there man-to-man kissing in the movie? If so, did it win the MTV Movie awards best kiss or was it at least nominated? And if not, could we maybe give it a HOF Award?
Centurion1
12-13-2009, 03:53
Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.

dont poison my mind with such images
Vladimir
12-13-2009, 05:16
Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.

That's un-American. Impeach!
Samurai Waki
12-13-2009, 05:31
Ah, Spaghetti Westerns... Brokeback Mountain is precisely the reason you never try to branch too far off Louis L'Amores format, Cowboys are only cool when they aren't having buttsex.
Major Robert Dump
12-13-2009, 05:53
Ah, Spaghetti Westerns... Brokeback Mountain is precisely the reason you never try to branch too far off Louis L'Amores format, Cowboys are only cool when they aren't having buttsex.

You have obviously never been to a gay bar called Saddle Rash. I was there for professional reasons, I swear.
miotas
12-13-2009, 06:18
That would be wonderful!!!:beam:

I think you mean fabulous.
Whacker
12-13-2009, 06:21
Is there man-to-man kissing in the movie? If so, did it win the MTV Movie awards best kiss or was it at least nominated? And if not, could we maybe give it a HOF Award?

The first manhumping scene was rather... 'violent', if I had to choose an adjective.
Ser Clegane
12-13-2009, 18:49
I think the thread probably served its purpose - whatever that might have been...