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Megas Methuselah
12-25-2009, 04:59
... towards me. I don't think the old woman lined up behind me with her hastily-bought presents enjoyed watching such favouritism. But I don't care, because the girl gave me her phone number, see? It's like the Carpe Diem motto, except I don't even need to seize anything. It all forms together before my eyes without any effort on my part.

Merry Christmas, btw. :crowngrin:
a completely inoffensive name
12-25-2009, 05:57
Go git some Meth!
johnhughthom
12-25-2009, 06:53
Good going Meth! I had a very friendly checkout girl yesterday too, didn't have the nerve to ask for her number as I always worry she is just extra good at her job when it happens :shame:.
Csargo
12-25-2009, 07:15
Meh.
Hax
12-25-2009, 10:09
Feh.
Fragony
12-25-2009, 10:14
gay
Hosakawa Tito
12-25-2009, 12:34
Yeah, I usually have great dreams on Christmas eve too. Love dem sugar plums!
pevergreen
12-25-2009, 13:43
Yeah, I usually have great dreams on Christmas eve too. Love dem sugar plums!

:laugh4:

yes I felt the reply was needed.
Centurion1
12-25-2009, 17:04
see the thing is meth didnt check behind the cashier. her face was pretty but her body.......... id guess around 324
Beskar
12-25-2009, 23:27
see the thing is meth didnt check behind the cashier. her face was pretty but her body.......... id guess around 324

I didn't know you was so shallow. :no:

You should be happy for Meth and his 324 catch.
seireikhaan
12-26-2009, 00:46
Oooh, look at McLovin here, scoring #'s from cashier girls. :wink:
Hax
12-26-2009, 00:56
You should be happy for Meth and his 324 catch.

*Meth, in a small fishing boat across the Bering Strait, in the pouring rain with the most fearsome waves*

"Yarr, thar she blows mateys, the fearsome cashier of the Frozen Seas! Man them harpoons!"
Thermal
12-26-2009, 04:02
Provided your sure you didn't threaten her by knife or gunpoint to give you it then result. :2thumbsup:

Though best to tell you now, if your a male gold-digga it might not work. :balloon2:
Whacker
12-26-2009, 04:55
What happens at Walmart, stays at Walmart. Except STDs, that :daisy:'ll stay with you.

:balloon2:
CountArach
12-26-2009, 09:18
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.
Beefy187
12-26-2009, 09:20
Your just too sexy
Megas Methuselah
12-26-2009, 09:27
:laugh4:

yes I felt the reply was needed.

Don't be a playa hata'. :laugh4:
pevergreen
12-26-2009, 09:58
I dislike people having success when I don't. :grin2:

edit: scratch that second line
Raz
12-26-2009, 10:32
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

Beat me to it! :jester:
Anyway, I love it when things just fall into place. Good going, Meth.
naut
12-26-2009, 11:32
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.
:laugh4:
Hosakawa Tito
12-26-2009, 13:38
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

I believe we have the winner right here.:laugh4:
Subotan
12-26-2009, 18:03
It must be that Chin.
Strike For The South
12-27-2009, 03:28
cool story bro
Megas Methuselah
12-27-2009, 05:07
cool story bro

I've heard much better stories comin' from this Texan guy named Strike.
Samurai Waki
12-27-2009, 07:43
Just wait till you get married meth, you'll get all the phone numbers you can throw in the nearest bin.
Centurion1
12-27-2009, 22:57
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

curses...... i thought of this just now.....
edyzmedieval
12-28-2009, 02:01
ROUND 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 AND 8 ON MEGAS TONIGHT Enjoy the free drinks guys! Bartender, get me that bottle of Dom' over here! :grin:
Megas Methuselah
12-28-2009, 02:55
Hey, I'm a poor man...
Kurando
12-28-2009, 23:12
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Dial 1-900-mix-alot and kick them nasty thoughts!
Thermal
12-29-2009, 06:21
So whos making the first move.... :whip:
AlexanderSextus
01-05-2010, 00:01
That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.



OH SNAP :laugh4::laugh4: