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Lemur
01-04-2010, 23:04
It's the Christmas in January, the time of universal celebration, the annual Darwin Awards (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3624425.html).


Two bank robbers have been declared winners of the 2009 Darwin Awards after they blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine.

The Belgian pair used so much explosive to get their hands on the money that they destroyed the whole bank building.

When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival.

Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. [...]

The bank robbers just edged ahead of their main rival Shawn Motero who was stuck in a traffic crawl in Florida when he needed to answer a call of nature.

With no toilet handy, he got out of the car before jumping over a concrete wall to find a more secluded spot.

Unfortunately, the 30-year-old had not realised he was on a bridge, and fell 65 feet to his death. Award organisers said it proved you should "look before you leak".

In third place was the first ever woman to be nominated for the award. Rosanne Tippett drove her moped into a flooded river, despite the warning signs.

She was rescued by police, but died after jumping back into the river in an attempt to recover the two-wheeler.

Full awards here. (http://www.darwinawards.com/)

Major Robert Dump
01-05-2010, 00:20
Death should not be funny. But sometimes it just is. Too bad the unintentional death part has to be a prereq, the bomb-in-the-butt suicide bomber should qualify

miotas
01-05-2010, 02:39
The whole purpose of the Darwin Awards is to be funny, and commiting suicide isn't.

Louis VI the Fat
01-05-2010, 08:34
It's the Christmas in January, the time of universal celebration, the annual Darwin Awards (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3624425.html).

Two bank robbers have been declared winners of the 2009 Darwin Awards after they blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine.

The Belgian pair used so much explosive to get their hands on the money that they destroyed the whole bank building.

When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival.

Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. [...]
Oh, thank you God! So all the jokes were true after all. :laugh4:


'Two Belgians walk into a bank....' :laugh4:



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But we shouldn't poke fun at the Belgians right now. Earlier today, a two-passenger plane lost control of its engine near Brussels, narrowly avoiding a dense resindential district and eventually crashing on a cemetery near Brussels. Local rescue workers have already recovered 150 bodies, expecting to find even more. :shame:

Major Robert Dump
01-05-2010, 09:04
wait....ok, nevermind. Funny.

Strike For The South
01-05-2010, 09:07
[/INDENT]Oh, thank you God! So all the jokes were true after all. :laugh4:


'Two Belgians walk into a bank....' :laugh4:



~~-~~-~~<<oOo>>~~-~~-~~



But we shouldn't poke fun at the Belgians right now. Earlier today, a two-passenger plane lost control of its engine near Brussels, narrowly avoiding a dense resindential district and eventually crashing on a cemetery near Brussels. Local rescue workers have already recovered 150 bodies, expecting to find even more. :shame:


:love:

Watchman
01-06-2010, 00:32
...the bomb-in-the-butt suicide bomber should qualifyExcept from what I read of it, he just hid the thing in his pants. Anti-lulz, I know. :/

Seamus Fermanagh
01-06-2010, 16:47
The whole purpose of the Darwin Awards is to be funny, and commiting suicide isn't.

Darwin awards are often humorous, but they're for "removing your own stupidity from the gene pool" not for humor.

Crazed Rabbit
01-06-2010, 19:40
Except from what I read of it, he just hid the thing in his pants. Anti-lulz, I know. :/

Are we talking about the same guy? The guy on the plane had an underwear bomb, but the guy who tried to blow up a high ranking Saudi recently had, I thought, a bomb stuffed into his nether region. Of course, due to the insulating and water like nature of the body, it didn't kill his target, though I'm betting they called a good cleaning service.

Also - comedy is just tragedy without sympathy for the players.

CR

Vladimir
01-07-2010, 15:05
[/INDENT]Oh, thank you God! So all the jokes were true after all. :laugh4:


'Two Belgians walk into a bank....' :laugh4:



~~-~~-~~<<oOo>>~~-~~-~~



But we shouldn't poke fun at the Belgians right now. Earlier today, a two-passenger plane lost control of its engine near Brussels, narrowly avoiding a dense resindential district and eventually crashing on a cemetery near Brussels. Local rescue workers have already recovered 150 bodies, expecting to find even more. :shame:

Is there a fan club or mailing list where I can have Louis quotes emailed to me daily? Perhaps a T-shirt?

Watchman
01-07-2010, 17:34
Are we talking about the same guy? The guy on the plane had an underwear bomb, but the guy who tried to blow up a high ranking Saudi recently had, I thought, a bomb stuffed into his nether region. Of course, due to the insulating and water like nature of the body, it didn't kill his target, though I'm betting they called a good cleaning service.Yep, we're talking about the same guy. Bombs in pants seems to be the new thing.