Wisdom comes in short lines...

[edyzmedieval]

Women need 4 animals in their life.

1. A Tiger in bed.

2. A Jaguar in the garage.

3. A Mink in the closet.

4. A Monkey to pay for it all....

[Centurion1]

haahaa just got it very funny you think of it?

[Strike For The South]

Did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?

[CountArach]

Dare I make a joke about zoophilia?

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Soooo...
they want to be eaten in their sleep? Mauled in the garage? Bitten in the closet?
The monkey gets the hospital bills? Ouch. I hope he has insurance on the woman.

[Aemilius Paulus]

haahaa just got it very funny you think of it?
Nah, like pretty much any joke nowadays, this is an old one. Internet be damned, everything nowadays is cliché...

Google 'Women need 4 animals in their life' :shrug:

[Gregoshi]

Yeah, same day as the OP I got a slideshow of the same joke but with a "stallion in bed" and "an ass to pay for it all".

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't get it. Why so may cats?