Things you aren't very proud of.

[Fragony]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

[Mooks]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Your a monster.

[The Stranger]

LYNCH MOB, ASSEMBLE.

THAT WAS MY SISTER. YOU FRANKENSTEIN!

[Samurai Waki]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

:stunned:

[Fragony]

Hey I was 12 at most at the time, I just remembered it yesterday, not proud of it for a reason, you see it but you don't in a way.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

[Subotan]

I've done plenty of devilish things I am proud of, including derailing a train.

But not proud of? Hmm. There was that time when I was about seven when I snapped my glasses in half, and blamed it on someone else. But he deserved it, as he had urinated on my school shorts a few days prior.

But the thing I am the least proud of is stealing an Exeggutor Pokémon Card from my best friend :shame:

[Vuk]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?
lol Frag, you should have kept that to yourself. :P That is pretty horrible.

[Fragony]

Isn't like she was bleeding but she obviously made a good smack and hurt her leg, may have overdramatized as you can't find a place in the Netherlands where nobody drives by at least every 5 minutes this isn't Texas, but I don't really understand what I was thinking. Sharing it because it was on my mind all day, sometimes you don't see what's right in front of you that is kinda odd. Have done more things I regret but that was more old fashioned malice, not something this indifferent. In Denmark a girl was snatched from the streets in broad daylight for some tough love by a gang and hundreds saw it, don't feel evil over it.

[Subotan]

A minor case of Kitty Genovese syndrome then?

[InsaneApache]

Me, when I was younger, I once saw this litte boy, perhaps eight or nine, lick an icecream. It looked delicious, all creamy and soft. So I slapped him and made off with it. The boy was absolutely gutted, crying. Devastated.

I am still very ashamed of this to this very day. But what can you do about it anymore, eh? It's all in the past, you live and you learn, and I wouldn't do it again.


This all happened two weeks ago.

I was eating an ice cream a couple of weeks ago, when suddenly this mad Frenchman appeared and slapped my face and ran off with my cornet. I was gutted.

:laugh4:

Way back when I was 17 I was walking home from the disco, very, very drunk, when I happened across a kiddies bike. This being about 3 AM I pinched it and rode it home. It only took me about 30 minutes instead of the normal hour and a half. I was shamelessly happy. The next day, when I awoke, I threw the bike in the canal.

Now, thirty three years later, I often think about the kid who's bike I nicked. He'll be a grown man now but he must have been very upset at having his bike purloined. If I could remember where I'd done the deed I'd go 'round and apologise, maybe buy the guy a pint.

Such is life. :shame:

[Lemur]

To give a semi-serious response to the OP (not that I'm not itching to comment on mad French ice cream thieves), when I'm feeling low I usually think about times when I have been unkind or hurt others' feelings. Then I grind over the details in my head until I feel really, really bad. This has to be my single worst habit.

[Strike For The South]

I once goaded someone into a fight simply because I was bored and proceeded to beat the crap out of them, the kicker is I had to chase them down and only caught up to him because he got cuaght on the fence he was trying to jump.

Moral of the story: don't ever cancel baseball practice

[Husar]

When I was in kindergarten there was a guy noone really liked, hard to say why, maybe because they were relatively poor and not very middle class/clever/whatever, one day we all stole a matchbox car of his and I participated.
Sometimes I think the entirety of highschool was my punishment for this. :shrug:

[Hosakawa Tito]

Back a few weeks ago I was working at this snack bar. Some kid ordered an ice cream cone and while scooping it up I accidently dropped the last dollop on the dirty floor. The kid was looking the other way so I quickly picked it up and put it back on his cone before he noticed.

I hope that turned out okay and he didn't get sick or nothing...:shame:

[Centurion1]

well just recently i made a multi thread wide rant against a certain texan and made myself look like a total idiot.........


oh and i left my friend on a double blakc diamond once the first time he went snowboarding........ it was pretty bad.

[The Wizard]

I was a vandal when I was 15-16 or so. I also trashed a bar once during a skiing trip and blamed it on someone else in my party. The Austrian cops were called on him, too e_e Admittedly he'd tried to steal 20 bucks from me the day before, but still. I didn't even feel any kind of remorse

[Rhyfelwyr]

Once when we were going out of ICT (computing) class, I tied a mouse (not the animal :P) between the strings on the back of one guys schoolbag when he was waiting to walk out the class. When he went through the door, he hauled the whole PC off the wall. :eek:

Me and the people that planned this had left just before him, and so we left quickly... never found out who did it. :ninja:

[Megas Methuselah]

No idea why I suddenly remember this must have been 15 years ago, must be because it's so slippery outside. I come from the countryside and had to cycle many a kilometer on snowy icy road. So I saw this girl who had slipped with her motorcycle, she was obviously hurt at her leg. I was late and in a hurry and didn't do anything, just let her lie there in the cold. Would have been pretty easy to ask somebody to make a call once I got in town, also didn't do that, no idea why.

Why are you going to hell?

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl. :laugh4:

[Husar]

Wow, she must have been one heck of an ugly girl. :laugh4:

:inquisitive:
You don't have a heart, do you?
And where's your story?

[Hooahguy]

lsat year, i asked a certain member of these forums to do my chemistry homework for me. :shame:
as a result i got 5 extra points added to me final grade. instead of a 79 i got an 84, with no effort on my part.

[Beefy187]

I was at my friends house.
He showed me all the cool figures of his.
I really wanted one, but I didn't ask where I could get it from.

He was really nice guy and he gave me one of the figures.
But I wanted different one.
So I took them both.

I still have that figure. Silver Gundam swordsman. Its still one of my favourite

From the same guy, I also stole two or so Zoid cards.
I was 8 years old then.

Also I picked up an action figure of a Zebra two years ago in the computer lab.
I don't know whos it was but I took it. This was only two years ago..

[Raz]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.

[The Stranger]

omg no ethics here whatsoever... you are all going to burn

you might be surprised but i never do any bad things, and i never regret them either.

[Andres]

I once threw a bucket of water over my friends' french fries, because I thought it would be funny :shame:

It was 6 am already, so the frituur was already closed and he couldn't go back for a new portion. My friend had to go to bed with an empty* stomach.

* empty = filled with beer.

[Subotan]

omg no ethics here whatsoever... you are all going to burn

you might be surprised but i never do any bad things, and i never regret them either.

Heh, I believed you for a few seconds :laugh4:

[The Wizard]

I once threw a bucket of water over my friends' french fries, because I thought it would be funny :shame:

It was 6 am already, so the frituur was already closed and he couldn't go back for a new portion. My friend had to go to bed with an empty* stomach.

* empty = filled with beer.

I understand ruining someone's patatten is a grave sin in Flanders

~;)

[naut]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.
Better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do. Butthole Surfer lyrics. :cool4:

Used to tease a guy at school. Wasn't a very nice thing to do. We're good friends now, and I'm glad we are.

[Prussian to the Iron]

you guys are horrible!


hmmm......well one time i found out some girl was using me o copy off of in biology, so i taped "DUMBASS" to her back. and i saw her find it at like 2 minutes before school ended.

im proud of that though...and it happened like last week.....im not as badass as you guys, stealing ice cream and not trying to get laid by helping a chick on the side of the road. hm.

[Beefy187]

Well we got bored in class so we ripped the label from the drinks and sticked to our friends back with a pokemon sticky tape.
His fault for sleeping in class :juggle2:

Then when I got the phone call from him few hours after school finished that his been walking around Tokyo with that on the back, I felt terra bad. :embarassed:

[Hax]

Basically my behaviour towards other human beings including my friends and family from my year 13 - 15.

Notorious examples include, but are not limited to:

- Badly hurting my mother's wrist when she tried to slap me in the face
- Making really distasteful remarks about one of my (now) best friend's nocturnal activities
- Having just about zero respect for my father.

Yeah, I'm really not proud of what happened about two/three years ago.

[Samurai Waki]

Driving my friend's pickup through the side of their barn, and before you make any comments I was asked to drive the pos, and the struts went out while I was driving about 35mph on black ice.

[The Stranger]

Heh, I believed you for a few seconds :laugh4:

well oke, the burn part is not true. there is no god nor a heaven or hell. so you wont burn, but you wont get any absolution by confessing your pitblack deeds either. the possibility of absolute redemption provokes absolute evil.

[Kralizec]

I'm more pained by what I never did more than by what I have done; regret is much more painful than shame.

Same here...
Not that I didn't do stuff wich I regretted later, but they're all minor.

Reading this thread makes me feel bad about my own youth...not once did I vandalise anything or steal anyone's ice cream :shame:

[pevergreen]

I sent a friend flowers for today...apparently thats a bad thing to her.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I sent a friend flowers for today...apparently thats a bad thing to her.

lolwut?

[Aemilius Paulus]

lolwut?
Allergies I suppose. I do not see how else.

[Centurion1]

Allergies I suppose. I do not see how else.

Anthrophobia.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Anthrophobia.

*types in "Anthrophobia" on wikipedia*

hmm. indeed.

[pevergreen]

Nah she loves the flowers, but when she realised they were from me, apparently they turned bad.

[Centurion1]

*types in "Anthrophobia" on wikipedia*

hmm. indeed.

I had a phase when i tried to learn all the phobias.

pever you have to authoritative and make her come to you. for example i just got home from a date. I brought her no gifts took her to a resteraunt and honestly was a bit of a arse. At the end she still wanted to go on another date. Because i now feel like a complete jack *** im probably going to. But you get my point just do what you want dont conform to societies demands. Dont ever kowtow to a woman. go up to her one day and say loudly, in public your welcome for the flowers.

and then never talk to her again. any women within a 20ft radius is going to empathize with you and talk to you later.

Edit: by the way i had a reason to be a *** she was a complete jerk to my friend.

Edit2: pever if the public thing doesnt work move to america your obviously a nice young man with a big heart. but even better your australian. women love those accents you will be loved by everyone.

[Beefy187]

Nah she loves the flowers, but when she realised they were from me, apparently they turned bad.

Does that person have a boy friend? That does mess things up a bit.

[Mooks]

When I was 10 years old I somehow (probaly through a brother of mine) got into stealing caps off of car tires. The things that keep the air in and screw on. In case you didnt know theres a wide variety of types, some of them rarer then others. I used to steal those. Really stupid thing to do.


Another thing was when I was 12 years old, I decided itd be funny to pretend to be a rapid anti-homosexual on a internet game chatroom (Diablo 1). I taunted these 2 gay guys for about a half-hour on how theyre going to burn in hell and how much of freaks they were. They got pretty serios about it too, and they thought I was absolutely serios. Makes me think about the psychology of a anti-homosexual; mainly that they have the psychology and mentality of a 12 year old.

[Megas Methuselah]

Nah she loves the flowers, but when she realised they were from me, apparently they turned bad.

You wanna talk about this?

[pevergreen]

If you want, not this thread though.

[The Stranger]

do you guys reckon this is serious?

[pevergreen]

do you guys reckon this is serious?

:confused:

[The Stranger]

its oke pever, there are more cats in the ocean.

[Prussian to the Iron]

do you guys reckon this is serious?

its on the internet now, so yes, its srs business.

[Centurion1]

^ resident expert of pouring out on the internet this one, id trust his word.

[Megas Methuselah]

^ resident expert of pouring out on the internet this one, id trust his word.

:laugh4: Haha, yeah!

[Azathoth]

At first I was going to say that you were all terrible people, but then remembered an incident from the Winter of 2001...while in the school playground, a big kid, probably a 5th grader, threw a massive hunk of snow at me and ran off laughing with his friends, leaving me to gasp for help for 10 minutes before finally wriggling out from underneath it (by "massive I mean a foot or two in diameter); burning with rage, I hefted a large slab of solid ice, and, coming upon the blighter, chucked it into his face.

Heh, I guess I didn't cripple him or anything but blood flowed freely from a wide gash on his right cheek. I guiltily savored the stunned look on his face as I absconded from the playground with my babysitter. I'm surprised nothing ever came of it later on. I don't think I ever saw the kid again, or maybe he slipped beneath my notice...

[Megas Methuselah]

a big kid, probably a 5th grader, threw a massive hunk of snow at me and ran off laughing with his friends, leaving me to gasp for help for 10 minutes before finally wriggling out from underneath it (by "massive I mean a foot or two in diameter);

Lol, sounds like a good one.

[Centurion1]

wow why feel bad you came to win. he started it you finished it. personally i feel the saying should be, "an eye for a head and a tooth fro a foot."

there wouldnt be any more shenanigans going on if that was the law.

[Megas Methuselah]

wow why feel bad you came to win. he started it you finished it. personally i feel the saying should be, "an eye for a head and a tooth fro a foot."

there wouldnt be any more shenanigans going on if that was the law.

I think you mean, "a head for an eye, and a foot for a tooth." :wiseguy:

[A Very Super Market]

When I was 8, I was absolutely enamoured with little animals. It was a strange feeling knowing that you could hold another life in your hands, and I took every chance I could to grasp a beetle, or worm, or something. Most of them were insects, because they were easy to catch and couldn't hurt you.

So the first non-insect I got to handle was my friend's sickly hamster. Se was a bit concerned for it, since it middle-aged, obese, and seemed to spend most of its time sleeping. But I convinced her to take it out of its cage and set her on the floor. It sat there and pooped (I think it was incontinent too). So she ran off to fumble around the cupboard and look for paper towels, when I got a great idea. Pick up the hamster, and it will act like a bug! And move!

Insects are small, so I usually just held them between my index and thumb, and didn't have any idea as to how to handle a hamster. I also didn't realize that hamsters weren't bugs, and that they had different physical characteristics.

So I grabbed it hard on the neck, and basically held it up and looked at it as if I was Darth Vader. For several minutes. I strangled my friend's hamster to death.

I was a selfish little kid, so I wasn't going to tell anyone that I choked a fluffy animal to death. So I dumped it back into its cage, and ran to hide. I pretended to use the washroom, so that I might have an excuse for not being at the hamster cage. And it worked. She found the dead hamster, screamed, and concluded that it did die of old age. And I just pursed my lips and stared at a wall.

[Megas Methuselah]

Ok now that's just cruel.

[Centurion1]

I think you mean, "a head for an eye, and a foot for a tooth."

dam you got me.

[Centurion1]

When I was 8, I was absolutely enamoured with little animals. It was a strange feeling knowing that you could hold another life in your hands, and I took every chance I could to grasp a beetle, or worm, or something. Most of them were insects, because they were easy to catch and couldn't hurt you.

So the first non-insect I got to handle was my friend's sickly hamster. Se was a bit concerned for it, since it middle-aged, obese, and seemed to spend most of its time sleeping. But I convinced her to take it out of its cage and set her on the floor. It sat there and pooped (I think it was incontinent too). So she ran off to fumble around the cupboard and look for paper towels, when I got a great idea. Pick up the hamster, and it will act like a bug! And move!

Insects are small, so I usually just held them between my index and thumb, and didn't have any idea as to how to handle a hamster. I also didn't realize that hamsters weren't bugs, and that they had different physical characteristics.

So I grabbed it hard on the neck, and basically held it up and looked at it as if I was Darth Vader. For several minutes. I strangled my friend's hamster to death.

I was a selfish little kid, so I wasn't going to tell anyone that I choked a fluffy animal to death. So I dumped it back into its cage, and ran to hide. I pretended to use the washroom, so that I might have an excuse for not being at the hamster cage. And it worked. She found the dead hamster, screamed, and concluded that it did die of old age. And I just pursed my lips and stared at a wall.

Oh my dear god................ thats pretty bad. you go bury that within your soul son and never ever say it agian

[Weebeast]

I saw a woman having seizure but I acted like I saw nothing. I didn't even tell other passengers. I just sat there like I was in a human safari or something. I said to myself, "damn this is like the Exorcist". I guesss I felt bad a little so I offered her my bottle of water but she didn't want it.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Myself.

[Centurion1]

dnt worry ap ima proud of you. u an upstnding young man even if your a stinkn libral.

[Azathoth]

Lol, sounds like a good one.

:laugh4:


Myself.

YES. Exactly.

[tibilicus]

dnt worry ap ima proud of you. u an upstnding young man even if your a stinkn libral.


Are you drunk?
:inquisitive:

[Centurion1]

Are you drunk?

nyet......... see gameroom.... ima on percoct for wisdm teeth removl tmmrw. be happy im usning this language.

and im only 17 no drunk at home for sure here.

[Centurion1]

I am going to type this very clearly and take my time to show the true regret i show. I once got a history book signed by the Author thanks to a friend of my Fathers. I never sent him a thank you until after he was dead..........

To this day I feel terrible about that entire experience.

May Deus indulgeo mihi

[Thermal]

Why are you going to hell?

I am and thats not because I'm an atheist nor that I've been evil to anyone... (This isn't sarcasm either)


:juggle:

[seireikhaan]

My musical heritage exam...

[jabarto]

This isn't really cruel or anything like what some of you guys are posting but I'm not very proud of it nevertheless.

I went to a privatre school for grades 3-8. Every other day for every single one of those 5 years, we would play soccer at recess in a nearby field. In all those years, I only scored one goal.

And it was for the wrong team.

[Samurai Waki]

I have a strange familial trait of needing to surprise and terrorize my loved ones from time to time. I had one such urge on our anniversary a couple years ago, my wife bought a nice dress... I bought a relatively nice bottle of champagne, which I had deliberately shaken to the point where the seal was ready to burst before ever needing to uncork it. I had a change of heart early on, and decided to stow the bedeviled champagne bottle as far back in the reserve wine rack in the pantry as possible. My wife had spent all evening making dinner, and making the atmosphere as romantic as possible. She asked me what we should drink, I told her not even thinking about my earlier act of evil, that she should get one of the good bottles out of the wine rack in the pantry. I got a phone call from work, and needed to write down some information in the other room... a short time into the call I heard a large BANG it sounded like a gun had been fired, I told my boss I had to go and rushed over into the other room... my wife, the table, dinner, the cabinets was soaked with champagne. The look on Amanda's face was priceless... a mixture between shock and horror, drenched from head to toe. She looked like a wet cat. Then the tears came... I just didn't have the heart to tell her I had shook the bottle. Suffice it to say, I got off scott free... but I still feel slightly guilty over that mistake, I ruined our anniversary... still makes me laugh though.

[Fragony]

Oh common that is hilarious, I can see it happening hehe. Now my dad, he was a jerk, my mom he to pee when they were on the road, 'sure honey just do it behind the car' ->> vroooooom, on a highway. Talking about peeing, he also made me pee against an electric fence. The prick.

problem is that I got his genes, gotten me many 'what the hell was I thinking' moment, but they were all great idea's at the time.

[Vuk]

I once murdered a child. I kind of feel bad about that.

[The Stranger]

thats not even remotely funny...

[The Stranger]

I have a strange familial trait of needing to surprise and terrorize my loved ones from time to time. I had one such urge on our anniversary a couple years ago, my wife bought a nice dress... I bought a relatively nice bottle of champagne, which I had deliberately shaken to the point where the seal was ready to burst before ever needing to uncork it. I had a change of heart early on, and decided to stow the bedeviled champagne bottle as far back in the reserve wine rack in the pantry as possible. My wife had spent all evening making dinner, and making the atmosphere as romantic as possible. She asked me what we should drink, I told her not even thinking about my earlier act of evil, that she should get one of the good bottles out of the wine rack in the pantry. I got a phone call from work, and needed to write down some information in the other room... a short time into the call I heard a large BANG it sounded like a gun had been fired, I told my boss I had to go and rushed over into the other room... my wife, the table, dinner, the cabinets was soaked with champagne. The look on Amanda's face was priceless... a mixture between shock and horror, drenched from head to toe. She looked like a wet cat. Then the tears came... I just didn't have the heart to tell her I had shook the bottle. Suffice it to say, I got off scott free... but I still feel slightly guilty over that mistake, I ruined our anniversary... still makes me laugh though.

devil...

sounds like something i would do, if i ever did bad stuff... which i dont.

[Vuk]

thats not even remotely funny...

That child was a Stranger. :beam: :evilgrin:
lol, lighten up. :P Ok, fine, maybe I should take the advice of your sig next time I think of another really funny joke. :P

[The Stranger]

i'm not shocked or anything... its just not funny :P you should make a story like Wakizashi.

[Subotan]

I once murdered a child. I kind of feel bad about that.
...


if i ever did bad stuff... which i dont.
lies

[Rhyfelwyr]

When the subway arrived at the station today, it stopped with quite a halt, and sent a fat girl behind me flying to the floor. A couple of old women asked if she was OK while I made a hasty exit before I started to burst out laughing.

[Vuk]

Posting irreverent jokes on this thread. :beam:

[Moosemanmoo]

I once lost one of the guns from my toy X-wing and then stole a replacement from my friend
Then my mum found my missing gun and was like :inquisitive:

[Csargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQcgcmZvv28&feature=PlayList&p=39F848C1506AF60A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

[a completely inoffensive name]

I once murdered a child. I kind of feel bad about that.

Wow, way to fail.

[Megas Methuselah]

I saw a woman having seizure but I acted like I saw nothing. I didn't even tell other passengers. I just sat there like I was in a human safari or something. I said to myself, "damn this is like the Exorcist". I guesss I felt bad a little so I offered her my bottle of water but she didn't want it.

I have a strange familial trait of needing to surprise and terrorize my loved ones from time to time. I had one such urge on our anniversary a couple years ago, my wife bought a nice dress... I bought a relatively nice bottle of champagne, which I had deliberately shaken to the point where the seal was ready to burst before ever needing to uncork it. I had a change of heart early on, and decided to stow the bedeviled champagne bottle as far back in the reserve wine rack in the pantry as possible. My wife had spent all evening making dinner, and making the atmosphere as romantic as possible. She asked me what we should drink, I told her not even thinking about my earlier act of evil, that she should get one of the good bottles out of the wine rack in the pantry. I got a phone call from work, and needed to write down some information in the other room... a short time into the call I heard a large BANG it sounded like a gun had been fired, I told my boss I had to go and rushed over into the other room... my wife, the table, dinner, the cabinets was soaked with champagne. The look on Amanda's face was priceless... a mixture between shock and horror, drenched from head to toe. She looked like a wet cat. Then the tears came... I just didn't have the heart to tell her I had shook the bottle. Suffice it to say, I got off scott free... but I still feel slightly guilty over that mistake, I ruined our anniversary... still makes me laugh though.

Oh common that is hilarious, I can see it happening hehe. Now my dad, he was a jerk, my mom he to pee when they were on the road, 'sure honey just do it behind the car' ->> vroooooom, on a highway. Talking about peeing, he also made me pee against an electric fence. The prick.

problem is that I got his genes, gotten me many 'what the hell was I thinking' moment, but they were all great idea's at the time.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Yeah, I was just non-stop laughing this whole time for, like, 5 minutes straight. I'm serious, these stories were freakin hilarious as hell.


I once murdered a child. I kind of feel bad about that.

:inquisitive:

[Vuk]

Wow, way to fail.

**ALERT!**ALERT!!**
Prude detector Alert!
~;)

[Thermal]

He didn't fail, it was hilarious


I think


:thinking:

[The Stranger]

...

lies

lies he says... puh... he doesnt know i'm the saint of strangers.

[miotas]

i'm the saint of strangers.

You're dead? :confused:

[Megas Methuselah]

What?

[Aemilius Paulus]

He didn't fail, it was hilarious
:stare:

Alright, so a fellow slipped up, it happens all the time with humour, but there is no reason why you should go down with him :inquisitive:

[Beskar]

You're dead? :confused:


What?

You only become a saint after your death.

[Fragony]

In honor of Wakizashi devious nature

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/643251/1109967f/wekservice_voor_je_vriendin.html

it's amazing really, a woman with a sense of humor.

[The Stranger]

You only become a saint after your death.

thats such a narrow christian point of view... in my religion you are a saint when you are chosen at birth.

[Megas Methuselah]

I don't worship saints like a polyeistic catholic.

[Thermal]

:stare:

Alright, so a fellow slipped up, it happens all the time with humour, but there is no reason why you should go down with him :inquisitive:

I have a dry sense of humour, cut it out. :grin:

[Aemilius Paulus]

I have a dry sense of humour, cut it out. :grin:
Bet a dollar to doughnut my sense of humour is even drier. Hell, ask any Taverner. The supposed quip nevertheless fails to evoke anything more promising than a blank stare. If that is amusing, then some of the things I posted in the EB Tavern are uproariously farcical... :laugh:

[Olaf The Great]

Bet a dollar to doughnut my sense of humour is even drier. Hell, ask any Taverner. The supposed quip nevertheless fails to evoke anything more promising than a blank stare. If that is amusing, then some of the things I posted in the EB Tavern are uproariously farcical... :laugh:
On behalf of the EB tavern, I must agree.

I am getting tired of his farcical...things.


Something I'm not proud of is having to backspace 3 times because I kept writing her instead of his.

[Megas Methuselah]

Huh?

[Centurion1]

I want to apologize on behalf of all Canadians after their big talk turned into a bigger L

*sniffle* greatest moment of my life.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I want to apologize on behalf of all Canadians after their big talk turned into a bigger L

*sniffle* greatest moment of my life.

how did this go from leaving injured women on the side of the road.....to the recent American victory over the kanucks in hockey?

p.s.: one of the best in mine too, centurion. me too.

[Megas Methuselah]

I dunno but actually reading the thread might help. :evilgrin:

[Subotan]

Give a hoot! Read the thread!

[Myrddraal]

When I was little (~8), I got very annoyed with my brother for some forgotten reason. In hot blooded revenge I stole his cap gun and hid it under my bedside table, in order to teach him a lesson. I then promptly forgot all about it.

Several years later, in my early teens, I moved this very same bedside table to find a rusted cap gun, much smaller than I remembered it. The guilt that flooded in with the memory of what I had done was immense. I don't know why really, I've done worse things which have affected me less, perhaps because it was so petty. Humbled, I presented the cap gun to my brother with profuse apologies, who laughed in my face. He couldn't have cared less about a cap gun he'd forgotten existed several years ago.

For some reason that incident has stuck with me.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Oh! I know!

this one girl was being a total ***** and kept telling my friends i was a stalker (even though....i knew nothing about her but her name and what she told me...), and wouldnt tell me why, so she kept hanging up if i called or if my friends called and i asked, so i deleted her myspace account. not really guilty about it, but i've always thought about how it effected her.

[Beefy187]

She liked you.

[pevergreen]

She liked you.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER"

She must be in love with me!

[Centurion1]

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER"

She must be in love with me!

unassailable logic.

[Megas Methuselah]

...she kept hanging up if i called-

Lmao. You musta really been stalkin the poor girl.

[Centurion1]

this will be derailed into a PI girl thread.

dude you never ever ever call high school chicks. you let them come to you first. hold the reins brother. trust me on this the only type of female i understand is the one in high school.

[Prussian to the Iron]

this will be derailed into a PI girl thread.

dude you never ever ever call high school chicks. you let them come to you first. hold the reins brother. trust me on this the only type of female i understand is the one in high school.

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.


and even though i know the post sounds like i was, i tihnk most of you know well enough that i wouldnt do that. in fact, i'm probably the kind of guy who would rather play call of duty than stalk a girl.

[pevergreen]

Dude, multitask. Do both at the same time.

I'm able to hold up a game of Left4Dead2, while discussing how one friend's christian beliefs are outdated and talking with another friend about the guy she wants to boink.

[Centurion1]

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.


and even though i know the post sounds like i was, i tihnk most of you know well enough that i wouldnt do that. in fact, i'm probably the kind of guy who would rather play call of duty than stalk a girl.

oh dear god. the .org has let you down if your listening to some 16 year olds.

[Centurion1]

Dude, multitask. Do both at the same time.

I'm able to hold up a game of Left4Dead2, while discussing how one friend's christian beliefs are outdated and talking with another friend about the guy she wants to boink.

weak talk to me when you can do that and boink a girl at the same time.

[pevergreen]

If i can find one that will think about me in that way, the you bet. Aint easy for a gamer to score buddy. Once the console gaming bar (http://www.manabar.com.au/) opens later this month, maybe i'll get some action.

[Strike For The South]

yeah, it was my first high school chick attempt. i've since learned, especially from my 11th grade, 16 year old friends who know a ton about this stuff.
.

I love you

[Centurion1]

If i can find one that will think about me in that way, the you bet. Aint easy for a gamer to score buddy. Once the console gaming bar opens later this month, maybe i'll get some action.

so not an excuse anymore. dude gaming is so commonplace your weird if you dont.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh dear god. the .org has let you down if your listening to some 16 year olds.

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage, current high school girls.especially the cheerleaders i always find out are cheerleaders after i've decided to ask them out, whch makes it waaaaay harder. sorry :blush:


I love you

i love you too SFTS, me too

[Centurion1]

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage, current high school girls.especially the cheerleaders i always find out are cheerleaders after i've decided to ask them out, whch makes it waaaaay harder. sorry

i was kidding.

dude cheerleaders at my school are all ugly...... no i dont know why.

[Prussian to the Iron]

dude cheerleaders at my school are all ugly...... no i dont know why.

lucky! just about every even semi-good looking girl at our school is a cheerleader and subsequently extremely popular.

[Centurion1]

lucky! just about every even semi-good looking girl at our school is a cheerleader and subsequently extremely popular.

dude stereotype the hotties all play sports. like soccer lacrosse softball, tennis it keeps them trim.

just because they are cheerleaders doesnt mean they aren;t popular bro, though that doesnt matter for me in most cases.

[Beskar]

Living under a monarchy.

[Centurion1]

Living under a monarchy.

whcih is why we had the good sense to leave.!

[Strike For The South]

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage, current high school girls.especially the cheerleaders i always find out are cheerleaders after i've decided to ask them out, whch makes it waaaaay harder. sorry :blush:


You are the reason I get out of bed in the morning.

MOAR MOAR MOAR

[Subotan]

no offense, but the .org isn't really the expert site on teenage,

The .Org is the definitive authority on your relationship troubles.

[Lemur]

This thread has reached a state of such brilliance and perfection that I must close it to avoid the inevitable tragedy of it living past its prime and becoming a shadow of itself. Think of this as Happy Days being forcibly closed before Fonzie can jump a shark.