Valentines day!

[Veho Nex]

If you are reading this, I ask you what the heck? You should be with your loved one(s) and going out to have a fancy date or something while the kids do their own or are with a baby sitter. If you are like me and have no one to share affection with, then I wish you all a happy valentines day, enjoy it while it last.

To all the female orgahs out there, Will you be my valentine?:sweatdrop:

[Centurion1]

I have a date in approximately 5 hours and 17 minutes. Honestly, i'd rather not go because the last time i saw her...... ah well never mind.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Frack, this is my most unfavourite day. I am asexual, and I always view anything having to do with love in a very pessimistic and cynical manner. Valentine's Day - when all the men worth their testesterone do their best to lay a woman...

Or, as the Onion says - 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/20_000_tons_of_pubic_hair_trimmed):

"We all want to look good and feel desirable, but it's important to keep things in perspective," Spaulding said. "In the end, you want people to love your pubic region for what's inside, not just for how it looks

"If I trim the shrubs, the tree looks bigger," said Jeremy Wertz of Boise, ID, standing in front of his hall mirror with a pair of scissors taken from his employer's supply closet. "See? Worth the itching, if you ask me."
"Bzzzzzzzz," he added. "Timber!"


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[GeneralHankerchief]

Last year I celebrated the day with a rousing game of Axis & Allies with my friends. No plans yet for this year's festivities.

[Viking]

If you are reading this, I ask you what the heck? You should be with your loved one(s) and going out to have a fancy date or something while the kids do their own or are with a baby sitter. If you are like me and have no one to share affection with, then I wish you all a happy valentines day, enjoy it while it last.

To all the female orgahs out there, Will you be my valentine?:sweatdrop:

Do you mean people actually celebrate this day? If, so, I've just been victim for another culture shock. :inquisitive:

[Csargo]

stupid day.

[pevergreen]

Happy Single's Appreciation Day!

[Aemilius Paulus]

Do you mean people actually celebrate this day? If, so, I've just been victim for another culture shock. :inquisitive:
Don't be naive ~;). What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day :tongue:. Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in :yes:

[Centurion1]

Don't be naive . What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day . Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in

don't you be naive. at our age women are much more ah.... giving. why just this last thursday. well never mind.

just got back from a date by the by. boring as hell to be honest though i did get to see an old friend which was a bit of a bonus.

[Aemilius Paulus]

don't you be naive. at our age women are much more ah.... giving. .
Yeah, that is true. You'd think that would be good for most men, but it also means that the STIs spread much faster - prolly better wait until a less 'giving' girl 'gives' than to wait outside the doctor's office after snagging a more 'generous' gal :devilish:

[Centurion1]

Yeah, that is true. You'd think that would be good for most men, but it also means that the STIs spread much faster - prolly better wait until a less 'giving' girl 'gives' than to wait outside the doctor's office after snagging a more 'generous' gal

Oh my dear boy but thats the beauty of our age bracket most women dont have std's yet..... plus i am rather picky.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Oh my dear boy but thats the beauty of our age bracket most women dont have std's yet..... plus i am rather picky.
Dunno, I am in the Uni, and while they do have free-condom-dispensing machines everywhere, there are also papers with statistics regarding the prevalence of STIs in the Uni. They are worrying, and according to the papers, they are not just estimates, but actual numbers...

Wait, 'rather picky'? :inquisitive: Jesus, I thought you were religious?

[Centurion1]

Dunno, I am in the Uni, and while they do have free-condom-dispensing machines everywhere, there are also papers with statistics regarding the prevalence of STIs in the Uni. They are worrying, and according to the papers, they are not just estimates, but actual numbers...

Wait, 'rather picky'? Jesus, I thought you were religious?

im still in high school.

whoah there cowboy, im also the football team captain. I have things to uphold and i never said i agreed with the catholic church on everything. I mean geez look at my politics i mostly disagree with the catholic church on social issues. Im sure god will forgive me.

[Aemilius Paulus]

whoah there cowboy, im also the football team captain.
You do realise you are in a place where what used to be a boast in RL is more of an admission of guilt in here? The position you mentioned carries a great deal of stereotypes, nto all of them pertaining to sexuality, and not all positive.

And besides, I am the school academic team captain :snobby:. As the school's nerd-in-chief :smug:... Lulz, too bad you were not in my school...



Ha! But are you the captain of the county football team?




BTW, nice excuse in regard to your stance on skirt...

[Centurion1]

You do realise you are in a place where what used to be a boast in RL is more of an admission of guilt in here? The position you mentioned carries a great deal of stereotypes, nto all of them pertaining to sexuality, and not all positive.

And besides, I am the school academic team captain . As the school's nerd-in-chief ... Lulz, too bad you were not in my school...



Ha! But are you the captain of the county football team?




BTW, nice excuse in regard to your stance on skirt...

Im a special breed my dear boy, i also go to a challenging preparatory high school and started taking summer college classes in 8th grade at the honors college by my house.

And im in science bowl.

im not your typical jock.

and you would be surprised.

Edit: by the way sfts was a football player also.... like every other kid in texas, but that not the point.

[Strike For The South]

Edit: by the way sfts was a football player also.... like every other kid in texas, but that not the point.

I think AP would say that helps prove his point ~;)

Edit: The girls are giving? I like to think they are chasing me...harumph.

[Centurion1]

I think AP would say that helps prove his point

Edit: The girls are giving? I like to think they are chasing me...harumph.

nah your a smart young man..

and ah theres a boy after me own heart. our gift for the female gender should be exploited like an endangered species, it wont last forever.

ap eventually you are going to decide to stop being asexual and realized you missed the best years.

Edit: i am not in any way supporting animal exploitation.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Im a special breed my dear boy, i also go to a challenging preparatory high school and started taking summer college classes in 8th grade at the honors college by my house.

And im in science bowl.

im not your typical jock.

and you would be surprised.

Edit: by the way sfts was a football player also.... like every other kid in texas, but that not the point.
Ooohh, ooh, I love pissing matches!! :jumping::tongue::laugh4:

Get down to the point - what is your GPA and SAT score :devilish:?

Did your school get a Bronze medal from the US World & News Report - the top post-secondary & secondary education ratings agency as well as a news magazine?

[Aemilius Paulus]

ap eventually you are going to decide to stop being asexual and realized you missed the best years.

Dunno, I would indeed be very sorry to have missed to best years if it is possible to suddenly 'stop' being asexual. How old are you?

But you seem to lack insight in how it is like to be an asexual. I cannot miss something that I do not want, I, ugh... So many times I tell this to people, and no one seems to be able to understand, to fully grasp this concept...

[Strike For The South]

nah your a smart young man..

and ah theres a boy after me own heart. our gift for the female gender should be exploited like an endangered species, it wont last forever.

ap eventually you are going to decide to stop being asexual and realized you missed the best years.

Edit: i am not in any way supporting animal exploitation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


Dunno, I would indeed be very sorry to have missed to best years if it is possible to suddenly 'stop' being asexual. How old are you?

But you seem to lack insight in how it is like to be an asexual. I cannot miss something that I do not want, I, ugh... So many times I tell this to people, and no one seems to be able to understand, to fully grasp this concept...

I understand AP.

[Centurion1]

Thank god we dont or our race would be extinct.

Psh, GPA, 4.0 unweighted. SAT first time 1960 second time 2250.

I got an 800 on cr right away.

eat me.

Edit: i get bonus points for being multi faceted. :tongue:

[Strike For The South]

Thank god we dont or our race would be extinct.

Psh, GPA, 4.0 unweighted. SAT first time 1960 second time 2250.

I got an 800 on cr right away.

eat me.

Edit: i get bonus points for being multi faceted. :tongue:

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[Centurion1]

your right i have a 3.7..........
im so ashamed.

and i only got a 2040 in the end. i did get an 800 though.

but a 590 in writing im not good at grammar.

[Strike For The South]

your right i have a 3.7..........
im so ashamed.

and i only got a 2040 in the end. i did get an 800 though.

but a 590 in writing im not good at grammar.

I accept you for who you are

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[Centurion1]

thank you my wise southern sensei, i have much to learn.

and now i need to barf because that picture is disgusting. im sure i would feel the same way if asexual.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Mmm, who actually cares about unweighed GPA? Tell me your weighted. And if you do not mind, a screenie with the SAT score would be nice if you want anyone to believe you halfway... 1960 actually was my exact score the first time, but damn my lazy rump, I did not study at all. Did you take the Subject Tests? I will laugh if you beat mine, for a good reason.



and now i need to barf because that picture is disgusting. im sure i would feel the same way if asexual.
Not really, I appreciate male and female beauty without actually being controlled by it. And yes, if I see a handsome guy, I do notice it. For instance, Glenn :love:

[Centurion1]

sorry i have no screen results didnt spring for the extra payment. dont worry my studying consisted of calculator games which i recently discovered.

not to mention i have sensitive information on my results.

and my weighted gpa is almost exactly the same a 4.6. I always take ap and honors classes. (one extra point)

i took a couple history tests and a literature one also chemistry and an advanced math for colleges.

history were all over 700
literature 730
chem and advanced math were like 650 and 640 repectively,

i dont like math.


by the way im also an eagle scout. which i have mentioned to certain people on the .org if you want proof.

[Strike For The South]

sorry i have no screen results didnt spring for the extra payment. dont worry my studying consisted of calculator games which i recently discovered.

not to mention i have sensitive information on my results.

and my weighted gpa is almost exactly the same a 4.6. I always take ap and honors classes. (one extra point)

i took a couple history tests and a literature one also chemistry and an advanced math for colleges.

history were all over 700
literature 730
chem and advanced math were like 650 and 640 repectively,

i dont like math.


by the way im also an eagle scout. which i have mentioned to certain people on the .org if you want proof.

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[Centurion1]

look let me explain my life.

working out
playing sports
playing video games
going to school
going to assorted parties
eat.
eat some more
eat alot more.


i dont study much. except math, but as i said i dislike math.


and sfts i would very much like a cookie

and i was a bad boyscout i was scared of the leaders and remained at the same rank for like 3 years.

[Strike For The South]

look let me explain my life.

working out
playing sports
playing video games
going to school
going to assorted parties
eat.
eat some more
eat alot more.
.

you sound normal, I suggest you leave this place. ~;)

[Centurion1]

oh wait i forgot the

avidly play gameroom mafia games

and when playing a 30 years war role play keep a folder with up to date strategies to peruse in religion class.

[Strike For The South]

Are you hittiing on me?....I like it

[Centurion1]

im not sure how you would think that but no...... im not. :tongue:

though you are of course easily the most impressive orgah *strokes the ego*

( admit it the thing you most miss about football is the decidedly gay lockeroom antics)

[Aemilius Paulus]

sorry i have no screen results didnt spring for the extra payment. dont worry my studying consisted of calculator games which i recently discovered.

not to mention i have sensitive information on my results.
.
Hmm, suspicious :stare: Just go to collegeboard.com, students, and log in, where you will be faced with My SAT. You can take a screenie of only the parts you wish. Nothing sensitive on the scores page... :inquisitive:.

And oh yeah, I hate maths too... I do not know my current GPA, but last year it was 4.78. I will see how it turns out with my all-dual-enrolment classes, but also with that B- in maths and B+ in English (gah, I knew I should have chosen the easier professor :furious3:). I also have this semester, and I can easily get more B's...

[Strike For The South]

im not sure how you would think that but no...... im not. :tongue:

though you are of course easily the most impressive orgah *strokes the ego*

( admit it the thing you most miss about football is the decidedly gay lockeroom antics)

I still have gay antics except now there at rest stops with congressman....doesn't make me gay, I'm just doing my civic duty

[Centurion1]

i uh dont know how to do screenies........ and my mom has my passwords, i just never had the interest.

my mom was like gushing over it, but i dont even think i payed attention. Of course we were in san diego and i was properly distracted by more important things......

[Beefy187]

In Japan, girls give chocolate to boys they like.
They give home made chocolate to boys they have a crush on and a chocolate from the local super market to those they appreciate (or pity)

18 years since I was born in this earth and I still had none.
Happy SAD day indeed.
I shall truimph in Uni though!

[Centurion1]

In Japan, girls give chocolate to boys they like.
They give home made chocolate to boys they have a crush on and a chocolate from the local super market to those they appreciate (or pity)

18 years since I was born in this earth and I still had none.
Happy SAD day indeed.
I shall truimph in Uni though!

NO!!!!!! this cannot be allowed. you are an adorable, figurine collecting Japanese boy who everyone on this website loves and whom i have never seen angry.

Come to america where girls will coo over you as being exotic and adorable.

and you can have my virtual cookie from strike.

[A Very Super Market]

Look at you, wasting away on an internet forum on Valentine's. I dare say, you've posted more on this thread than anyone else.

[Beefy187]

Heh thanks Centurion.
Was going to Canada but due to the Olympics and the ridiculous plane ticket price it got canceled. So that plan got ruined....

Was looking forward to meeting my brothers girlfriend too.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Look at you, wasting away on an internet forum on Valentine's. I dare say, you've posted more on this thread than anyone else.
No, I will waste even more time uploading this image:

https://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7654/sat2u.jpg
Yeah, I am a bookworm, as you can see, but my mathematics is rusty (interesting how my reading and writing scores are exactly 100 points apart :dizzy2:)... I took the World History in December, since that is the only time they offer it, besides June, (IIRC). The Literature SAT Subject test was the hardest test I ever remember taking... Too little time, too many questions. For some reason, the October History Subject tests had 60 questions for 60 minutes. Plenty of time, right? But in December the tests had 90 questions in the same 60 minutes :inquisitive:.

And also, I was supposed to take a SAT I test in May, but had schedule conficts, so I skipped it :sweatdrop:, instead taking the June test. For which I studied the day before :shame:... Yeah, I wonder how many people actually study for the SATs?

[Beskar]

Look at you, wasting away on an internet forum on Valentine's. I dare say, you've posted more on this thread than anyone else.

His date with his mom didn't last long.

Did you get many cards, AVSM? I suspect you have a lot of admirers.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Did you get many cards, AVSM? I suspect you have a lot of admirers.
Tehehee, AVSM is pretty cute IRL. I bet the girls do admire him :grin:. Too bad the old EB Tavern is gone - the photos of him were there (although I imagine after the update all images went out of the window)

[Hooahguy]

i spent VDay with the girl i like. while we werent a couple, she was lookin FINE in those tight jeans and loose shirt!
she also spilled water on her jeans so that was hot.

[Viking]

Don't be naive ~;). What better reason to finally get that girl of yours to pull her panties down? Valentines day of course! Men all over the world rejoice in this day :tongue:. Of course, if men had their way, they'd do it on the first night, but as it is now, the situation is more complex. So that is where Valentine's Day comes in :yes:


No, for real. It is something from teh cartoons.

Same thing could have been said about Halloween earlier, but commercial forces have made sure this event has gotten imported such that they could get those extra $ (and provide kids with an excuse to throw eggs).

[Fragony]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

[Megas Methuselah]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

There was a lot of desperate girls on Saturday night, the day before valentine's. I know you took advantage of it, too.

[Fragony]

Don't mind the big mouth, I am the weaker gender

[The Stranger]

In Japan, girls give chocolate to boys they like.
They give home made chocolate to boys they have a crush on and a chocolate from the local super market to those they appreciate (or pity)

18 years since I was born in this earth and I still had none.
Happy SAD day indeed.
I shall truimph in Uni though!

you are australian right? perhaps its not australian... custom.

[The Stranger]

I boycot valentines day, I am a rebel at heart, it's the only day I am a jerk.

yeah... a jerk off. you can also call it that. jerk off day and go have some fun boy!

[Fragony]

You can also see it as taking matters into own hand, always the romantic huh

[pevergreen]

you are australian right? perhaps its not australian... custom.

Hes Japanese, just lived here for a number of years.