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Megas Methuselah
02-25-2010, 06:46
Does anyone watch Criminal Minds, by any chance? A little Asian boy recommended it to me a while back, and I finally got the chance to watch it. Very disturbing show; these people are kidnapping young women, impregnating them, and killing them after childbirth. The CSI shows are great entertainment and all (except for that carrot-top's one-liners, I hate those; one of the women is really hot, though), but they're put to utter shame by this insanity. At least this isn't the episode I heard about where some serial killer would kill women and store their bodies so he could screw them later.

Disturbing ****.

Megas Methuselah
02-25-2010, 16:21
Wow, nobody? Seriously? Maybe that's a good thing. This show is weird.

Centurion1
02-25-2010, 17:25
is it canadian ive never even heard of it im dead serious by the way.

Aemilius Paulus
02-25-2010, 18:45
Very disturbing show; these people are kidnapping young women, impregnating them, and killing them after childbirth. At least this isn't the episode I heard about where some serial killer would kill women and store their bodies so he could screw them later..
Jesus Christ, Meth, you need to lay off the rape references :dizzy2:. I mean, it is no longer amusing :tongue:. Well, then again, I have to give you credit for not mentioning white women specifically... :no:


Hehe, this is our running forum joke by now :sweatdrop:...

Cute Wolf
02-25-2010, 20:14
did they provide specific methods on how to ruin a jerk who stole your girlfriend? :devil:

Centurion1
02-25-2010, 20:17
did they provide specific methods on how to ruin a jerk who stole your girlfriend?

down boy.

unless it involves sodomy and bodies stuffed in freezers i would assume a no.

Cultured Drizzt fan
02-25-2010, 20:20
Yeah I watch this excellent show, :yes:

But yeah, some of the serial killers are extremely brutal and graphic, but I still like it :tongue: Not that different from other crime shows. Not every episode is about sexual sadists you know...... Some MOST are just run of the mill Serial killers suffering from severe mental breakdowns.




is it canadian ive never even heard of it im dead serious by the way.


nah its on here in the USA

Centurion1
02-25-2010, 20:22
ah i hate learning about serial killers its too creepy because its possible horror movies with supernatural killers tohugh are just funny.

Megas Methuselah
02-25-2010, 20:28
while were on the topic of running sentences and butchered english i have to say this show is very brutal and difficult to watch because body parts are flying all over and lying all over cuz you know these are real serial killers put on tv and its some creepy stuff you know what im talking about.

Cultured Drizzt fan
02-25-2010, 20:31
while were on the topic of running sentences and butchered english i have to say this show is very brutal and difficult to watch because body parts are flying all over and lying all over cuz you know these are real serial killers put on tv and its some creepy stuff you know what im talking about.

Are you sure we are watching the same show?
This? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriminalMinds)


I don't find it that bloody...... Some episodes maybe but on the whole it is not that bad.

Centurion1
02-25-2010, 20:36
I don't find it that bloody...... Some episodes maybe but on the whole it is not that bad.

we are american we are inured to violence duh hes a gentle canuck

Megas Methuselah
02-25-2010, 20:46
we are american we are inured to violence duh hes a gentle canuck

yes i am a gentle canuck unused to seein such violence its so brutal and i get nightmares at night of euros comin to drug me in my sleep and kill me its oh so very terrible this show is so creepy

HoreTore
02-25-2010, 22:36
Yeah I watch this excellent show, :yes:

But yeah, some of the serial killers are extremely brutal and graphic, but I still like it :tongue: Not that different from other crime shows. Not every episode is about sexual sadists you know...... Some MOST are just run of the mill Serial killers suffering from severe mental breakdowns.

That would usually be a reason to like a show, unfortunately the "brutality" in this show needs these: " "

Subotan
02-26-2010, 01:57
yes i am a gentle canuck unused to seein such violence its so brutal and i get nightmares at night of euros comin to drug me in my sleep and kill me its oh so very terrible this show is so creepy
Be afraid, oh so very afraid.

Cute Wolf
02-26-2010, 03:03
down boy.

unless it involves sodomy and bodies stuffed in freezers i would assume a no.

Too bad.... how about pressing him with an elephant? :clown:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/customavatars/avatar27011_1.gif

Centurion1
02-26-2010, 03:14
yes i am a gentle canuck unused to seein such violence its so brutal and i get nightmares at night of euros comin to drug me in my sleep and kill me its oh so very terrible this show is so creepy

dont worry america will protect you.



*all this canada bashing is a (hopefully) thinly veiled joke and i respect canada as a legitimate membe rof the world.

A Very Super Market
02-26-2010, 08:23
Does anyone watch Criminal Minds, by any chance? A little Asian boy recommended it to me a while back, and I finally got the chance to watch it. Very disturbing show; these people are kidnapping young women, impregnating them, and killing them after childbirth. The CSI shows are great entertainment and all (except for that carrot-top's one-liners, I hate those; one of the women is really hot, though), but they're put to utter shame by this insanity. At least this isn't the episode I heard about where some serial killer would kill women and store their bodies so he could screw them later.

Disturbing ****.

This didn't strike anyone as odd? Meth has cast an interesting spell over you all.

HoreTore
02-26-2010, 08:33
This didn't strike anyone as odd? Meth has cast an interesting spell over you all.

My first thought was "Jackie Chan".

Centurion1
02-26-2010, 14:17
i actually thought avsm first lol.

Major Robert Dump
02-27-2010, 02:53
The show is okay, and I honestly don't find the plots too disturbing, although some are wierder than others. The show is, however, too neat in its course of actions, it's too quirky, and it really fails to emphasize that that particuilar line of law enforcement utilizes a high level of randomness and chance. The show makes it all out to be a bunch of genius investigators who are as smart as whips.

The show lost me when the boss was on the stand during CE by a defense attorney, and he attacked the attorney by pointing out he was wearing imitation jewelry, second hand shoes and his cell was going off every 15 minutes, all of which indicated a gambling addiction which turned out to be true. He got all of that from a few minutes in the courtroom No one is that good, no one.

Ronin
03-03-2010, 22:59
one of my favorite shows...I´ve been watching it since the very start of the series.

as for disturbing....one episode here and there gets close to being disturbing...not on average though.

Secura
03-03-2010, 23:07
(except for that carrot-top's one-liners, I hate those; one of the women is really hot, though)

"It looks like we've...."

*puts on shades and places hands upon hips*

"...got a recipe for murder."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Come on! That's one of the best things about CSI! :<

Also, which lady do you think is pretty? I'd guess it was Calleigh Duquesne? :3

Cultured Drizzt fan
03-03-2010, 23:12
The show is okay, and I honestly don't find the plots too disturbing, although some are wierder than others. The show is, however, too neat in its course of actions, it's too quirky, and it really fails to emphasize that that particuilar line of law enforcement utilizes a high level of randomness and chance. The show makes it all out to be a bunch of genius investigators who are as smart as whips.

The show lost me when the boss was on the stand during CE by a defense attorney, and he attacked the attorney by pointing out he was wearing imitation jewelry, second hand shoes and his cell was going off every 15 minutes, all of which indicated a gambling addiction which turned out to be true. He got all of that from a few minutes in the courtroom No one is that good, no one.

" Defense Attorney: The fact is, behavioral analysis is just intellectual guesswork. You probably can't even tell me the color of the socks I'm wearing with no greater accuracy than a carnival psychic.
Hotchner: Charcoal gray. You match them to the color of your suit to appear taller. ... You also wear lifts and you’ve had the soles of your shoes replaced. One might think you’re frugal, but you’re having financial difficulties. You wear a fake Rolex because you pawned the real one to pay your debts, my guess is to a bookie. ... Your vice is horses. Your Blackberry’s been buzzing on the table every twenty minutes, which happens to be the average time between posts from Colonial Downs. You’re getting race results. And every time you do, it affects your mood in court, and you’re not having a very good day. That’s because you pick horses the same way you practice law – by always taking the long shot. ..."

I love that episode personally. I realize it is very different from any actual FBI profiling, but hey what cop show isn't? I just take it as a really cool show with awesome characters :yes:

Sasaki Kojiro
03-04-2010, 02:20
I prefer fringe.

Strike For The South
03-04-2010, 16:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd90oqIvtXs&feature=PlayList&p=2AB080C28C3F3FA4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=52

Some mild language but I thought of it

Megas Methuselah
03-05-2010, 04:34
This didn't strike anyone as odd? Meth has cast an interesting spell over you all.

I laughed. Out loud. For 3 freakin minutes. :laugh4:


"It looks like we've...."

*puts on shades and places hands upon hips*

"...got a recipe for murder."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

:wall:



Also, which lady do you think is pretty? I'd guess it was Calleigh Duquesne? :3

Haha, nah. Keep guessing!


" Defense Attorney: The fact is, behavioral analysis is just intellectual guesswork. You probably can't even tell me the color of the socks I'm wearing with no greater accuracy than a carnival psychic.
Hotchner: Charcoal gray. You match them to the color of your suit to appear taller. ... You also wear lifts and you’ve had the soles of your shoes replaced. One might think you’re frugal, but you’re having financial difficulties. You wear a fake Rolex because you pawned the real one to pay your debts, my guess is to a bookie. ... Your vice is horses. Your Blackberry’s been buzzing on the table every twenty minutes, which happens to be the average time between posts from Colonial Downs. You’re getting race results. And every time you do, it affects your mood in court, and you’re not having a very good day. That’s because you pick horses the same way you practice law – by always taking the long shot. ..."

That... is awesome.

Secura
03-05-2010, 04:40
Haha, nah. Keep guessing!

That Southern drawl of hers gets irksome after a while... kinda like a Liverpudlian talking constantly here in the UK. :3

My second guess is... Natalia Boa Vista? Or am I guessing the wrong show entirely?

Megas Methuselah
03-05-2010, 06:22
My second guess is... Natalia Boa Vista?

Isn't she just the hottest thing you've ever seen?

Secura
03-05-2010, 12:11
Isn't she just the hottest thing you've ever seen?


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

That'd be my response if she was my type. I can see the... attraction someone might have towards her though. :3

I'd like to see a show which combines all three; the CSIs find the criminal through evidence, the Criminal Minds people establish motive and psychological patterns in the criminal's activities and the Law & Order people bring them to justice.

That'd be crazy. :3

Ronin
03-05-2010, 17:49
" Defense Attorney: The fact is, behavioral analysis is just intellectual guesswork. You probably can't even tell me the color of the socks I'm wearing with no greater accuracy than a carnival psychic.
Hotchner: Charcoal gray. You match them to the color of your suit to appear taller. ... You also wear lifts and you’ve had the soles of your shoes replaced. One might think you’re frugal, but you’re having financial difficulties. You wear a fake Rolex because you pawned the real one to pay your debts, my guess is to a bookie. ... Your vice is horses. Your Blackberry’s been buzzing on the table every twenty minutes, which happens to be the average time between posts from Colonial Downs. You’re getting race results. And every time you do, it affects your mood in court, and you’re not having a very good day. That’s because you pick horses the same way you practice law – by always taking the long shot. ..."

I love that episode personally. I realize it is very different from any actual FBI profiling, but hey what cop show isn't? I just take it as a really cool show with awesome characters :yes:


That scene is awesome....

Watch Hotch bitch slap the lawyer! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDNRq82rt8)