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G. Septimus
03-13-2010, 05:43
Is TOSA a BOT????
Im a bit confused about that:inquisitive:
a completely inoffensive name
03-13-2010, 06:09
Yes. Next question.
drone
03-13-2010, 06:23
The Tosa account is passed down from admin to admin as turnover occurs to maintain continuity. My suspicion is that Tribesman took over the account from Warman about 3 months ago. :inquisitive:
Fragony
03-13-2010, 08:31
He's like doctor Manhattan, there is still something left of his humanity.
HoreTore
03-13-2010, 09:31
No, he's not a bot.

It's actually Obama's account....
Subotan
03-13-2010, 10:35
He is a mechanical man, born of engines and steel, and with oil running through silver veins.
Cute Wolf
03-13-2010, 15:20
No Tosa Inu was not a BOT... he... or it was a specially breed Japanese fighting dog, that for whatever reason, ends up having much more intelligence than "his" fellow dogs.... so when that fateful day, the "other admin" of this org seeing him on a pet shop.... decide that he should buy this dog to help him administrate this forum.....
tibilicus
03-13-2010, 16:17
His brain was removed from his physical body into a cybernetic construct a couple of years back so that he can live forever and, as a result, run the .org forever.
Askthepizzaguy
03-13-2010, 16:53
Here's what some famous people have to say about the glorious being known only as TosaInu:



"He's got teeth the size of... he can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!"
-Tim the Enchanter


"TosaInu is the father of every kid in this town!"
-New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg


"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
-Cynthia Nixon


"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
-Bill O'Reilly


"He framed Roger Rabbit."
-Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama


"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
-Ingrid Newkirk


"TosaInu once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
-Bill Clinton


"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
-Mickey Mouse


"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
-Charles Manson


"We once had a bachelor party for TosaInu. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
-Dora the Explorer


"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls"
-Zombie Jesus
Sasaki Kojiro
03-13-2010, 16:56
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
-Mickey Mouse


"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
-Charles Manson


:laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
03-13-2010, 16:58
TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.
Centurion1
03-13-2010, 17:48
TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.

no silly he used his force powers.
Sarmatian
03-13-2010, 21:51
Tosa also sold an AK47 to Gandhi.
Fragony
03-14-2010, 08:26
Tosa is the reason the Mona Lisa smiles.
Jolt
03-16-2010, 17:19
Tosa is the reason the Mona Lisa smiles.

That is true. Tosa is the mother of Leonardo DaVinci.
Reverend Joe
03-16-2010, 18:06
https://img709.imageshack.us/img709/365/badasssssssssssssssssss.png (https://img709.imageshack.us/i/badasssssssssssssssssss.png/)
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Tosa, on the other hand, is worth more words than there are in every human language in history.
G. Septimus
03-17-2010, 09:11
Oh my god..................

Tosa also sold an AK47 to Gandhi.
huh??? wtf
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/67/Gandhi_Gun.jpg/240px-Gandhi_Gun.jpg


TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.
really?? Badass



https://img709.imageshack.us/img709/365/badasssssssssssssssssss.png (https://img709.imageshack.us/i/badasssssssssssssssssss.png/)
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Tosa, on the other hand, is worth more words than there are in every human language in history.

Billions of words, he is'nt even the same person
Kagemusha
03-17-2010, 13:51
That is true. Tosa is the mother of Leonardo DaVinci.

And the father.
Askthepizzaguy
03-17-2010, 20:27
And the father.

And he's also the GODFATHER.
Fragony
03-17-2010, 21:22
Make that GOD
Kagemusha
03-17-2010, 21:29
Make that GOD

And have you noticed he has a new Sohei avatar, so prepare that Tosa might have gone in Jihad mode!:vanish:
Fragony
03-17-2010, 21:35
And have you noticed he has a new Sohei avatar, so prepare that Tosa might have gone in Jihad mode!:vanish:

If that was true I would have been dead by n
drone
03-17-2010, 21:42
The .Org Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line April 2nd, 1999. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tosa begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...
Lemur
03-18-2010, 04:09
Who is Tosa? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Gregoshi tell it, anybody could have worked for Tosa. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick Tosa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
G. Septimus
03-18-2010, 10:07
He maybe an Israeli MOSSAD Operative spying on TW games!!!!!
Beefy187
03-18-2010, 10:31
He maybe an Israeli MOSSAD Operative spying on TW games!!!!!

Tosa is the operative, target and the bait. Simultaneously.
Cute Wolf
03-18-2010, 17:09
That made me frightened.... I think Tosa can decimate the wolrd with mere touch of his nuclear silo now.....
Fragony
03-19-2010, 13:40
He did it 30 minutes ago
G. Septimus
03-19-2010, 16:14
He did it 30 minutes ago
OMFG!!!!!! :inquisitive:
he's gonna fire that ICBM above Washington, just like MW2!!!
Seamus Fermanagh
03-19-2010, 16:23
Tosa is.



Thanks all for the yucks. Thread adjourned sine die.