View Full Version : Small Mafia Game Shakespearean Mafia [Concluded]
Centurion1
03-20-2010, 00:20
A Town Crier in England 1617
Welcome! Come one come all to the greatest entertainment you shall ever witness. A long forgotten play by the recently departed writer of the ages, that wonderful Will Shakespeare. This play is to be nothing short of miraculous fusing elements from all his previous plays and placing them in a menagerie of stupendousness. Prepare to be amazed as you witness a story of love, of revenge, of greed, and giving. The only thing left is for you the audience to give those lovely actors your praise and adulation.
Meanwhile…
A mysterious figure walks up to another deep in shadow.
Figure1: “so yah think it’ll go off without a hitch then mate.”
Figure2: “Yah, the old mans never gonna see it coming…”
Figure1: and once they’ve kicked the bucket…”
Figure2: “Why of course the show must go on.”
(There is a glint of gold in the sinister smile)
With those ominous statements the two figures depart in opposite directions after a surreptitious glance around the dark alley.
Meanwhile there is a man in a dingy London row house sitting at a desk eyeing a rather large knife. He begins speaking to himself………
“He stolez it from me. He stolez it from me.”
“He shall regrets it, yes precious…. He shall.”
“ The plagiarist WILL PAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”
With that the man began a seemingly frenzied slashing at his desk scattering what appeared to be pages of a books or maybe a play of some sorts…
RULES:
No quoting Roles
You may pm people
Night phases are 24 hours
Day phases are 24 hours unless so specified by the host
I will be lenient to some extent about late orders and votes but do not prey on my good nature and NEVER EVER use the defense of how often I miss orders
You will be wogged if you miss three voting periods. So no mafia lurking allowed. If you send in night orders but don’t vote it still counts against you.
the dead can still talk and give results and the like.
If you must be replaced please tell me. I will find you a replacement avoid going inactive with no warning.
If I make a mistake please tell me immediately I will rectify the problem as soon as possible.
No vote and Abstian is allowed.
VOTING
Must be bolded.
Vote:
Unvote:
As for a tally please help me keep up with it. The host has terrible Internet and would appreciate your cooperation.
Be gentle with me ima n00b on the hosting circuit....
Sign Ups 16/17
Yaropolk
A Very Super Market
miotas
YLC
Beskar
Captain blackadder
Game is beginning.
Yaropolk
03-20-2010, 02:57
im in
The lady doth protest too much!
I'm in for certain. :3
A Very Super Market
03-20-2010, 06:12
Off to the morgue again. In.
Due to my recent untimely deaths in both large games... in.
Beefy187
03-20-2010, 09:47
ok im in
Nothing to see here now...
...move along, move along.
Centurion1
03-20-2010, 18:21
what you mean random lynches???????
awwwwwww secura.........
Beefy187
03-21-2010, 01:57
I wish to be put aside as a possible replacement or as a sign-up in the event that you don't get the numbers you require. A standby, so to speak.
I'm somewhat disillusioned with .Org style of voting and I'm unsure if I wish to continue playing here beyond the conclusions of Shadow Fort and Mafia IX. Sincerest apologies, Cent.
Well my lady... At times you just get lynched for almost everything and anything.
Then at times you'll have a blast.
If you keep playing you might get lucky one day, but if you don't... Well its a big shame
I'll miss you.
In another words, give us few games until we adapt to your natural scumness normal behavior :yes:
I wasn't going to join this, but it certainly deserves the sign ups, if you don't get the required amount, put me down.
Centurion1
03-21-2010, 03:18
thanks!
*sigh* thanks.
What's wrong, treacle? I'll help you find sign-ups if you like? :3
In another words, give us few games until we adapt to your natural scumness normal behavior :yes:
You're not the first person to say this... but thanks alot. :3
I think I was just a little meh earlier today and blew the situation out of proportion out of sheer frustration and stuff. I assure you that I'm not going anywhere, fellow curtain-twitcher. :curtain:
Cent, the only way I'm going to get people used to how I play is by playing more, not rage-quitting like an idiot. I'm definitely in, if you'll have me.
Centurion1
03-21-2010, 03:47
lol dont worry, im fine.
does tm's hat look funny to anyone else, its definitely throwing me off my game.
lol dont worry, im fine.
Yeah well, I'm a walking advertisement now, so there!
Hope you like it and hopefully it'll bring more people here! :>
Centurion1
03-21-2010, 03:53
oh god now there are expectations.........
thanks though. :laugh:
oh god now there are expectations.........
thanks though. :laugh:
You're most welcome.
It only took ten seconds to find a pic of ol' Shakey, crop it and upload it to Photobucket anyway, and then a further five seconds to make a mockery of Julius Caesar. xD
Centurion1
03-21-2010, 03:57
lol. still thanks :bow:
and there might be a good role for yah *wink*
does tm's hat look funny to anyone else, its definitely throwing me off my game.
Yes, he looked pretty awesome compared to the others, plus I like hats =P
Forsooth, doth sound like a merry old lark!
Diamondeye
03-21-2010, 18:16
Due to my recent untimely deaths in both large games... in.
This.
In.
When will this game begin? Not a sign up, yet.
Centurion1
03-22-2010, 22:54
as soon as people sign up. i have 7 signers at th emoment i need 17. i have EVERYTHING done including role pms and the like.
slashandburn
03-23-2010, 00:59
Even though most of the posts will be sound and fury signifying nothing I'll join.
Centurion1
03-23-2010, 01:16
^lol.
Put me down as definite, given there hasn't been much movement. :bow:
More people need to sign up; the game's good to go, guys! ¬_¬
atheotes
03-24-2010, 00:00
I am not big on Shakespeare...but seeing as you need some mafia fodder, In :bow:
johnhughthom
03-24-2010, 00:41
OK, I've died in two games recently so I can play this. Didn't want to sign up before as I haven't had time for the games I was already in never mind another.
edit: make that died in three games in just over 24 hours...:laugh4:
OK, I've died in two games recently so I can play this. Didn't want to sign up before as I haven't had time for the games I was already in never mind another.
edit: make that died in three games in just over 24 hours...:laugh4:
Still in mine though :wink2:
Centurion1
03-25-2010, 02:17
Still in mine though
i cant believe i blew my two votes right away im an idiot.
Cmon join everybody!!!!!!!! There are quite a few power roles....... and it wont drag i promise.
There are quite a few power roles.
Men should be what they seem;
Or those that be not, would they might seem none!
Yeah, ok, IN, since I'm dead in Shadow Fort.
Yeah, ok, IN, since I'm dead in Shadow Fort.
Nothing in his life
Became him like the leaving it; he died
As one that had been studied in his death,
To throw away the dearest thing he ow'd,
As 'twere a careless trifle
I'm really excited for this game. xD
Nothing in his life
Became him like the leaving it; he died
As one that had been studied in his death,
To throw away the dearest thing he ow'd,
As 'twere a careless trifle
I'm really excited for this game. xD
Get thee to a nunnery
So we need five more? How come Beskar hasn't joined? I remember the days when he joined pretty much every game. Where are you Beskar?
How come Beskar hasn't joined? I remember the days when he joined pretty much every game. Where are you Beskar?
I've actually already pestered him to sign up during a recent phone conversation; he told me he wasn't interested in the game, or something to that effect.
I've actually already pestered him to sign up during a recent phone conversation; he told me he wasn't interested in the game, or something to that effect.
Lame. But surely that only means he has to be pestered some more? :clown:
Lame. But surely that only means he has to be pestered some more? :clown:
I suggest we employ a double envelopment strategy; if we all pester him, surely he will capitulate?
I suggest we employ a double envelopment strategy; if we all pester him, surely he will capitulate?
:yes:
I will join if Centurion1begins to miss me too much and says "Beskar, you are perfection, I love you".
Hmmm...I suppose I could be in, if you would have me.
Need to return sometime :P
Hmmm...I suppose I could be in, if you would have me.
Need to return sometime :P
YLC!!! Welcome back! :yes:
YLC!!! Welcome back! :yes:
Thanks TF, my sabbatical did me well. See I am ill timed for GH's game though :(
atheotes
03-25-2010, 18:34
Thanks TF, my sabbatical did me well. See I am ill timed for GH's game though :(
Welcome Back :bow:
i think you can still participate in the GH's game...see if you can find out the scum. I am dead there but i can still participate.
Centurion1
03-25-2010, 19:58
Beskar I will never bow to you you filfthy communist I would use more rhetoric but I'm on an iPod
Beskar I will never bow to you you filfthy communist I would use more rhetoric but I'm on an iPod
Apple = Communism? :o
Centurion1
03-26-2010, 13:25
dont you know its all a scam. i konow annd the earth is also only 5000 years old and barack obama is a martian
Wow, I get the feeling were going to get behind on this new queue system if people don't give this a chance.
slashandburn
03-27-2010, 07:03
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Winston Hughes
03-27-2010, 10:33
Still need signups? If so, I'm in.
Yup, we need more people! :3
Centurion1
03-28-2010, 00:35
thanks winston. cmon we are almost there, im not that poor of a writer.
If worse comes to worst and you can't get the sign-ups you intended, Centurion... is there any way of scaling down the game? I think it's a travesty that we have 60 players in Dark Falls and over 30 in both Shadow Fort and Mafia IX, but you can't get 17 sign-ups... :angry:
Captain Blackadder
03-28-2010, 05:46
Sign me up
That makes 16. We only need one more now...
Centurion1
03-28-2010, 17:35
If worse comes to worst and you can't get the sign-ups you intended, Centurion... is there any way of scaling down the game? I think it's a travesty that we have 60 players in Dark Falls and over 30 in both Shadow Fort and Mafia IX, but you can't get 17 sign-ups...
i can but im worried about game mechanics if i do...
whatever ill start it off with 16 players.
role pm's coming out we are starting with a night phase.
Centurion1
03-28-2010, 17:57
Game is Beginning!
Night Phase 0
Please send in orders immeadiately.
You have until 12:45 tomorrow, Monday the 29th.
Centurion1
03-29-2010, 21:16
Rehearsal Night 1
Act 1 Scene 1
Henry: Oh William would you care to determine whether or not i be accursed with an affliction.
Sir William: Of course my lord.
After a bit of puttering about the good doctor determined that the King was in fact quite fine.
Sir William: Well my lord it appears you are as strong as an ox and in perfectly good health
Henry: why thank you William may i inquire as to your heal-
Before the word even left the Good kings lips, a parrot shaped boomerang snapped out of the dark backstage and hit the Doctor in the throat. After hitting the Doctor as a true boomerang it attempted to return to the thrower. However, this thrower ran away screaming as the parrot approached him.
Killer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT IT CAME BACK
He swiftly ran away and when some men went to check they couldn't find anyone.
Henry: (ducks for cover in a quite unkingly manner) Holy **** is this in the script!
Steven: CUT!!!!!!!!! What the Hell is going on here, when i was directing my last feature presentation nothing like this happened. Someone get him out of here. Deviating from the script, my word, when i find out who did this ill have them Lynched!
You sons of guns better find out what happened and decide on who's going to suffer from ruining my production!
Two actors meet.......
Actor1: Where the hell were you!
Actor2: I couldn't get there this time. don't worry you still took care of it.
Actor1: yeah well don't do it again, ok.
Actor2: Whatever.
Chaotix is Dead (Pro-town Doctor)
Begin Day1 lasts 24 hours, Results will be sent soon.
Somebody has it in for him...
vote: subotan
2 reasons:
-He always votes for the first person who votes
-He isn't even playing this game, talk about being.....
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/aries777777/Scum1.png
Beefy187
03-29-2010, 23:59
Vote: Thermal Mercury
Three reasons
-Beat the person above you
- Scummy
-He isn't in the game, but he is somehow.... Oh he is. He must be mafia.
vote: Beefy187
1 reason
-He voted for me
Beefy187
03-30-2010, 00:52
Do you bite your thumb at me sir!!??
I advocate vote:no lynch this early in the game; we've already lost our protector role, I wouldn't want to lose another townie at this stage.
Beefy187
03-30-2010, 01:10
I advocate vote:no lynch this early in the game; we've already lost our protector role, I wouldn't want to lose another townie at this stage.
Even if we are trying to prevent that from happening, it would be wiser to vote for someone.
It sparks discussion. And if by the end of the day, we can't reach the conclusion, we can just go for no lynch.
Until then.... Draw thy sword! And poke the heck out of thy opponent till they shout "No more" and confess.
Even if I'm usually a pro-no lynch person, I'll go with Beefy on this one. Although I'm torn on who to vote as usually my first vote goes to Beefy. Hmm... As I peer through the crystal ball of random.org it tells me I should Vote: miotas
Speak and thou shall be unvoted.
Diamondeye
03-30-2010, 01:20
O, A most gastly turn of events,
A most useful member of our troupé hath been felled
By the blade (or boomerang) of a foe most foul!
Brethren, Comrades,
The task of avenging our dearest doctor,
Lieth heavy on our shoulders,
And We must move quickly and with decisiveness!
Lo, Secura,
Art thou the villain we seek, I wonder?
vote:Secura
Beefy187
03-30-2010, 01:25
Unvote, Vote: Yaropolk
Yaropolk. Yaropolk. Where for thou art Yaropolk?
Speak up. And clear thou name. And all of us shall do the same.
johnhughthom
03-30-2010, 01:33
Woe is me, condemned to wander endlessly,
My hunger untouched, my desire not yet invented,
The man from the land unfound is not guilty,
As to who is, I shall ponder some more.
Centurion1
03-30-2010, 01:41
lol, this tally is mostly for my benefit i mean no one likes to come back to tally at the end of a phase and reread all this wifom.
No lynch 1 (secura)
Miotas 1 (theflax)
Secura 1 (diamondeye)
Yaropolk 1 (beefy)
...............
I hope you all realize that I joined this game because I got early-round killed in both The Shadow Fort and Mafia IX.
That said, I think it's not Secura. Don't vote for her.
EDIT: Actually, I advocate the lynch of Diamondeye this round.
atheotes
03-30-2010, 04:45
Secura, it is too early to go the No Lynch route as has been mentioned by Beefy and TheFlax. it will be the best option if we cant gauge anything through pressure. We have a doctor, so we might have an investigator as well. So it is a good ploy to take the No Lynch route when in doubt.
The last time someone suggested it very early in the first round, they turned out to be scum :stare: and you were also in Swords and D20s.
Vote: Secura
Chaotix, any particular reason you think Diamondeye should be lynched?
The last time someone suggested it very early in the first round, they turned out to be scum :stare: and you were also in Swords and D20s.
I don't really recall much of that game considering how long ago it was; as the game is over though, you'll find I was actually "Gabriel, the dashing Rogue", a neutral-aligned, pro-town investigator.
I would have posted something more constructive, but the last time I did so I was vehemently attacked and labelled as scum for the entire game whereby it transpired I was town all along. I don't wish to lose again for making such an error, hence my no lynch vote. :3
johnhughthom
03-30-2010, 06:11
Poor lady, so mercilessly hounded,
From game to game, however she plays,
Let's be gentlemen, give her a chance,
If she is scum, investigator will find.
atheotes
03-30-2010, 06:22
I don't really recall much of that game considering how long ago it was; as the game is over though, you'll find I was actually "Gabriel, the dashing Rogue", a neutral-aligned, pro-town investigator.
I would have posted something more constructive, but the last time I did so I was vehemently attacked and labelled as scum for the entire game whereby it transpired I was town all along. I don't wish to lose again for making such an error, hence my no lynch vote. :3
I meant Pizza in that game and not you :bow:
johnhughthom
03-30-2010, 06:30
Vote: Thermal Mercury
An untrustworthy soul, in his Battlefield game,
Secrets he hides, players he confounds,
Yes it is true, that should not enter here,
Unfortunately for him, I have no other fears.
Even if I'm usually a pro-no lynch person, I'll go with Beefy on this one. Although I'm torn on who to vote as usually my first vote goes to Beefy. Hmm... As I peer through the crystal ball of random.org it tells me I should Vote: miotas
Speak and thou shall be unvoted.
Hello TheFlax, what would like me to say? :tongue:
I am somewhat suspicious of Thermal so I shall vote for him for now.
Vote: Thermal Mercury
Captain Blackadder
03-30-2010, 12:52
Forsoth good sir
yond miotas has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.
vote Miotas
Diamondeye
03-30-2010, 15:35
'Tis my observations, people;
Behold the behaviour of Atheotes and miotas,
Who would back up a baseless accusation,
With the vigor of these gentlemen?
Thus, since Secura hath upspoken,
And satisfied my want of attention,
I darest vote: Ahteotes and FoS: miotas,
If behaviour speaketh an understandable tongue
In this early hour.
Also, I inquireth thou, Chaotix late,
What are your suspicions,
That I may redeem my name in thou eyes?
Unvote: miotas though something rubs me wrong about his vote, likewise for atheotes.
Vote: Winston Hughes
Where art thou?
The dead haveth spokenth! For none shall be spareth the wrath if revenge is not quetched.
Vote: Diamondeye
Yaropolk
03-30-2010, 16:32
Unvote, Vote: Yaropolk
Yaropolk. Yaropolk. Where for thou art Yaropolk?
Speak up. And clear thou name. And all of us shall do the same.
My hounored pappy deemed to name me Yaropolk,
And there for I am Yaropolk!
I'll lodge my vote on Secura.
You all recall her playing the witch in Macbeth last season, do you not?
Vote: Secura
Winston Hughes
03-30-2010, 16:56
Have more than thou showest, Speak less than thou knowest.
vote: Diamondeye
Vote: Thermal Mercury
An untrustworthy soul, in his Battlefield game,
Secrets he hides, players he confounds,
Yes it is true, that should not enter here,
Unfortunately for him, I have no other fears.
What treason does thou speak of!
Secrets tis not within thee, but knowledge and love bewilders me!
Embracest thy chorus of the rampant crowd
And follow thee target to thy river!
Vote: Miotas
The dead haveth spokenth! For none shall be spareth the wrath if revenge is not quetched.
Shakespearean fail ^
O Yaropolk, why dost thou vote for me this day?
And incur the name of that unholy play?
Echoes of ill tidings arose when thou said it's name,
The spirits called out, woeful tongues laden with strife.
Why dost thou want me to lose my life?
A play without Secura would not be the same.
Unvote: Winston Hughes
Btw, DiamondEye, you have not unvoted, you are still voting for Secura?
Continuing my routine: Vote: slashandburn
Yaropolk
03-30-2010, 18:58
Your push for no lynch
Reminds me of a witch
But I wish to hear hence
Your silver tongued defense
Unvote
Centurion1
03-30-2010, 21:19
Good i hope i got this tally right. it was a three way tie between thermal, diamondeye, and secura right?
Write Up.
It was absolute silence as Steven witnessed security bring up the one called Diamondeye.
Steven: "IS THIS WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO SUFFER MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Crowd: Uh, yes sir he is.
Diamondeye: no sah please please dont be killing me how could the play go on if you killed me.
Steven: Oh shush your no George Clooney we will be fine.
Diamondeye: NOOOOOOOO please (turning to the crowd) please we lived, we laughed, we acted together don't let him do this.
Steven (turning to assistant): Ryan, remove this offal from my sight.
Ryan: yes sir and when I am done would you care for a latte.
Steven: Yes soy please.
Ryan: "well let me take care of this", he said with a disparaging look at Diamondeye.
While all this was going on Diamondeye who had been completely worked up fell into a swoon.
Ryan: ah i hate this part
With that he pulled out a flintlock pistol from his pocket and shot Diamondeye mid-swoon.
Steven (with a look of shock): Really was that necessary Ryan i just wanted you to give him his pink slip and you have to let a man finish his swoon its just common courtesy.
Ryan: Ah my apologies sir would you still care for that latte?
Steven (visibly brightening): ah yes please im feeling quite peaked why this remind me of this one time i was filming SPR and this one actor............
(the crowd dissipated rapidly except for two villains who surreptitiously exchanged a fist bump.)
Diamondeye Is dead.
Affiliation: Town
Role: Minor Character (Townie)
Night Phase begin You have 24 hours to send me your orders.
Three way tie, substantial number of players who did not vote (AVSM, slashandburn and YLC; with the death of Chaotix that's 1/5th of the players) and poor discussion. What a fail...
Chaotix, now that DiamondEye is dead and a proven townie (as you are), can you tell us why? Was it just a feeling or did you have clues?
Yaropolk
03-30-2010, 21:39
(the crowd dissipated rapidly except for two villains who surreptitiously exchanged a fist bump
Vote: Obama!
Edit: I am very pleased with the pun
Diamondeye Is dead.
Affiliation: Town
Role: Minor Character (Townie)
This is precisely why I advocated a no lynch vote; the only people who benefit from this are the mafia.
I wanted Diamondeye lynched because he went for Secura right off the bat. It was only a hunch.
If you look at my revealed role and the write-up, you can tell why I might be lead to believe Secura is not the mafioso. Even if we've got two of them, I doubt it's her. For fear of foul play, however, I will not say anything more on the matter.
Diamondeye
03-31-2010, 00:49
OOC: What a ridiculous reason to vote someone. I was pressuring Secura because she (excuse me for saying, Secura) is usually very active and therefore readable. I wanted her to speak up as she is used to.
IC:
O, What pain, what agony,
Daresay, what ill befell me?
Resteth I now 'neath roses,
In the heaven we all wante,
Assured that the process
To our villains will be a Dante?
OOC: What a ridiculous reason to vote someone. I was pressuring Secura because she (excuse me for saying, Secura) is usually very active and therefore readable. I wanted her to speak up as she is used to.
IC:
O, What pain, what agony,
Daresay, what ill befell me?
Resteth I now 'neath roses,
In the heaven we all wante,
Assured that the process
To our villains will be a Dante?
You have my apologies, Diamondeye. From my position, however, it seemed like a good idea.
OOC: What a ridiculous reason to vote someone. I was pressuring Secura because she (excuse me for saying, Secura) is usually very active and therefore readable. I wanted her to speak up as she is used to.
It's fine, no offense taken.
I had considered posting in my usual manner, but recalled several pieces of advice from Subotan, Pizza, Sasaki and others that basically put me off; in a few games of late, I've been town and accused of being scum (by the same person, no less), and it was pointed out that my usual analytical manner will only draw the ire of the rest of the players at such early stages.
Rest assured, if I am still alive in later rounds you can expect my usual vigorous, analytical posting manner. Might as well try to break from the norm for now. :3
Beefy187
03-31-2010, 05:14
Sorry Yaropolk. I have failed to unvote you. I forgot :bow:
He speaks! Speak again sweet angel :creep:
You'll have to forgive me for not posting, the meds I've been taking for this blasted sinus infection drain everything out of me.
So far, moitas, john, and yaropolk have caught my interest.
johnhughthom
03-31-2010, 18:31
You'll have to forgive me for not posting, the meds I've been taking for this blasted sinus infection drain everything out of me.
So far, moitas, john, and yaropolk have caught my interest.
Oh woe, the returning sinner,
I attract his ire, what is the cause?
Does he wish to deflect, has he sins to hide?
I shall not worry, at least my name was spelt correctly...
Oh woe, the returning sinner,
I attract his ire, what is the cause?
Does he wish to deflect, has he sins to hide?
I shall not worry, at least my name was spelt correctly...
Who said you attracted my ire? I said you had my interest, that I was watching you, not that I thought you were guilty, so why the guilty response?
Who said you attracted my ire? I said you had my interest, that I was watching you, not that I thought you were guilty, so why the guilty response?
Why the cagey response to JHT simply speaking in ye olde tongue? :P
Why the cagey response to JHT simply speaking in ye olde tongue? :P
I responded in kind, and was confused as to why, out of the three I listed, he responded, and in such away. To me, it didn't make sense.
Also, my computer has gone a bit nuts on me - my HDD is a tad corrupted and unreliable. I'll have a replacement saturday or monday though, so at least it won't be for long.
Centurion1
04-01-2010, 16:35
Sorry for being a bit late. I had a few college visits in DC and I got home late.
Rehearsal Day 2
Steven: Ok, no mistakes annnnnnnnnnd ACTION!
Ryan: Ah sir they don't say action here this isn't a movie
Steven: Do you like your job Ryan?
Ryan: Of course sir.
Steven: Then shut up.
Ryan: Ahem of course sir.
Steven: (with a glance towards Ryan) And Action!
Sergeant: Mah laird we hav nah seen any enemies within ah sight
Macbeth: Oh thas a tumble o' rough luck i dare say
Sergeant: Aye sah ill see to anothah expedition, to mahke sure we sate your bloodlust mah laird.
Macbeth: Aye you better do tha laddy buck.
Sergeant (on Patrol): I can't seem to find any of these damn Englishmen men. Our laird Macbeth said tha the King Henry VIII was somewhere neah here.
Conscript: Aye sargent.
Sergeant: Tis unfortunate we cannot find anyone, isnt it Mclaney.
Mclaney (conscript): Aye Sargent
Sergeant: you think its the truth they say old Henry was shot in the last battle
Mclaney: Aye Sargent
Sergeant: (getting pissed) I expect a betta answer than that Mclaney!
Mclaney: uhhhhhhhhh
STEVEN: CUT!!!!!!! Where in your lines uh uh uh whats your name again
Mclaney: Tis actually Mclaney sah.
Steven: Okay Mclaney where in your lines does it say "uhhhhhhh"
Mclaney: No where sah.
Sergeant: Snickers.
Steven: What the hell are you snickering at boy.
Sergeant: Nothing sir.
Steven: Well you better Shut your dmaned mouth unless i ask you a question, do you hear me?
Sergeant: Yes -
(it appears a large sack of something fell on the Sergeant's head)
Steven: (turning around at ringing sound he heard) What the---- oh.
(With a groan the sergeant gets up rubbing his head).
Sergeant: what in the nine hells was that there.
Steven (sarcastically): well sergeant it appears to be a large sack of something.
Sergeant (opening the sack): Holy Hell its a bag full of gold!!!!!!!
Steven (snatching it): Well so it is, they appear to be shekels. Your lucky we got those functional helmets or the weight would have killed you.
Sergeant: Can I keep It?
Steven: what the hell do i care i have enough money have it.
Steven: Ok Ryan you know the drill find me the perpetrator.
Ryan: Immediately sir.
Steven: Son of a ----- is ruining my movie.
Ryan: Well sir it isn't actually a movie you know---------
Steven Throws him a look
Ryan: Ahem yes sir my job.
Day Phase Begins
No one Is DEAD
You have 24 hours as usual.
Centurion1
04-01-2010, 16:37
yes i realize how bad the Scottish accents are, dont judge me.
At the risk of sounding obvious, it seems there has been a successful protection this last night. Also, can we infer from the single kill attempt in the last two nights that the Mafia can only kill one person every night phase? Not sure.
Since there isn't much participation, I'll have to shoot blindly with only my wild suspicions.
Vote: atheotes
A Very Super Market
04-02-2010, 01:10
Sounds like we need to probe around
Vote: atheotes
atheotes is always the mafia.
vote:atheotes
Captain Blackadder
04-02-2010, 01:38
vote atheotos
Indeed he seems to constantly become mafia.
Just...astounding...
Fos: AVSM
Vote: Captain Blackadder
vote: Beskar
The atheotes thing is getting beyond a joke now.
Oh, and for blatant, nonsensical bandwagonning, FoS: Captain Blackadder.
atheotes
04-02-2010, 02:30
nice bandwagon....FOS: AVSM, Beskar and CBA
Vote: AVSM
@Beskar and CBA - i am getting sick of this reasoning.
AVSM at least tried...
I guess I'll pick the third one? :clown:
Oh, Unvote: atheotes
Now lets see... Vote:Abstain for now.
There hasn't been any discussion and out of 14 players, 8 still haven't showed up at all. We are almost halfway into the phase...
Shame on you all! Shame!
I want comments on the writeup! Centurion said there was a lot of roles in this game, surely people have been doing night actions, is that why everyone is so hush-hush?
:soapbox:
CBA - i am getting sick of this reasoning.
When I see the name typed as such, it makes me think of something else that actually often seems indicative of his voting style.
When I see the name typed as such, it makes me think of something else that actually often seems indicative of his voting style.
Sorry but I just can't be armed to read your posts.
@ TheFlax
I don't have any night actions, which is typical of a vanilla townie, hopefully that gives you a clue as to what my role is.
nice bandwagon....FOS: AVSM, Beskar and CBA
Vote: AVSM
@Beskar and CBA - i am getting sick of this reasoning.
I'll be the one laughing when you are lynched and come out as a mafia.
Captain Blackadder
04-02-2010, 07:32
When I see the name typed as such, it makes me think of something else that actually often seems indicative of his voting style.
Commonwealth Bank of Australia?
Winston Hughes
04-02-2010, 12:35
His addiction was to courses vain,
His companies unletter'd, rude and shallow,
His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports,
And never noted in him any study.
vote: Beskar
Beefy187
04-02-2010, 14:08
Give me a place to stand. And I will move the world
I know.. That quote is totally not shakespearean
Due to some information of which I have been recently appraised, I am strongly suspicious of Beskar. True, I voted atheotes first, but that was because I had found him a bit scummy last round, yet now I do not think he is the better lynch this round.
Vote: Beskar
We just need one more people.
What's he been doing?
That is the amusing thing, I haven't done anything. I really want to see this "evidence".
johnhughthom
04-02-2010, 16:22
That was probably the funniest bandwagon in history.
Vote: Capt B
Vote: John
Why so serious?
johnhughthom
04-02-2010, 16:44
I'm beginning to feel you are picking on me YLC. Meanie. Although at least you didn't partake in the atheotes bandwagon.
What was so serious about my post anyway?
atheotes
04-02-2010, 16:53
i would hate to let Captain Blackadder join a bandwagon and then slip away for the rest of the phase. AVSM is doing this as well, but there is no support to pressuring him.
unvote, vote: Captain Blackadder
I'm beginning to feel you are picking on me YLC. Meanie. Although at least you didn't partake in the atheotes bandwagon.
What was so serious about my post anyway?
Why would you think I am picking on you? What is with the serious responses and guilty conscience? You act as if my singluar opinion matters.
That is the amusing thing, I haven't done anything. I really want to see this "evidence".
Never said anything about any "evidence", just a strong suspicion compounded by a lazy bandwagon vote.
Never said anything about any "evidence", just a strong suspicion compounded by a lazy bandwagon vote.
I see... so you lied about the "Due to some information of which I have been recently appraised" and you just did a lazy bandwagon vote. Ok.
I see... so you lied about the "Due to some information of which I have been recently appraised" and you just did a lazy bandwagon vote. Ok.
I do have some interesting information, I'm just not going to say anything I need to. Also, a bandwagon isn't just voting for someone who has votes on him/her, else every single lynch would be a bandwagon... Unlike you I actually tried to get some discussion going, comment on the writeup and such. Now, I have to wonder, like YLC wonders with John, if what is saying is a lie and I'm just bandwagonning like everyone else, why so defensive towards me, as you pointed out, others voted against you and yet you said nothing... Are you unnerved because you're tied with atheotes and CBA? Tell me, why shouldn't you die?
unvote: Beskar
I'm willing to extend the benefit of the doubt here; I don't feel that his silly atheotes-obsessed vote actually merits a lynch, because it seems to be an early-game trend for Beskie now. See Shadow Fort's first day if you'd like a recent example.
Considering we had a protector role (and the recent write-up suggests there may be another), it's likely that we have at least one detective also; they could easily investigate Beskie overnight and can then inform someone about the results who can reveal to the town without risking the detective's life. Beefy is a reliable proxy for that purpose.
I would like to hear Captain Blackadder's reasoning for jumping on the bandwagon for atheotes; at the moment it simply appears as a scummy attempt to get by with an easy bandwagon.
vote: Captain Blackadder
I do have some interesting information, I'm just not going to say anything I need to. Also, a bandwagon isn't just voting for someone who has votes on him/her, else every single lynch would be a bandwagon... Unlike you I actually tried to get some discussion going, comment on the writeup and such. Now, I have to wonder, like YLC wonders with John, if what is saying is a lie and I'm just bandwagonning like everyone else, why so defensive towards me, as you pointed out, others voted against you and yet you said nothing... Are you unnerved because you're tied with atheotes and CBA? Tell me, why shouldn't you die?
Because you did the scummiest vote, saying you got "magical" information which since I obviously know my own role, makes me suspect you a lot, since if you really had any information on me, you wouldn't be voting for me.
Secura just randomly voting and Winston Hughes are simply random/quasi-random votes, they didn't go "I got magical information which I won't say to anyone" whilst you jumped on the voting bandwagon saying you did possess this "magical" information.
In otherwords, I am calling Sigurd on your vote. It isn't being "defensive", it is simply observing you are talking from your Sasaki Kojrio.
Infact, I'll unvote; vote: TheFlax over it.
A Very Super Market
04-02-2010, 21:15
I'm not going to stop voting for atheotes until something better comes up.
unvote: Beskar
I'm willing to extend the benefit of the doubt here; I don't feel that his silly atheotes-obsessed vote actually merits a lynch, because it seems to be an early-game trend for Beskie now.
vote: Captain Blackadder
:yes:
Beefy187
04-02-2010, 23:52
unvote: Beskar
I'm willing to extend the benefit of the doubt here; I don't feel that his silly atheotes-obsessed vote actually merits a lynch, because it seems to be an early-game trend for Beskie now. See Shadow Fort's first day if you'd like a recent example.
Considering we had a protector role (and the recent write-up suggests there may be another), it's likely that we have at least one detective also; they could easily investigate Beskie overnight and can then inform someone about the results who can reveal to the town without risking the detective's life. Beefy is a reliable proxy for that purpose.
I would like to hear Captain Blackadder's reasoning for jumping on the bandwagon for atheotes; at the moment it simply appears as a scummy attempt to get by with an easy bandwagon.
vote: Captain Blackadder
Oo brave Secura. She truely deserve that name.
I'm running out of shakespear quotes...
My vote also goes to Vote: John
Captain Blackadder
04-03-2010, 00:11
“The silence often of pure innocence persuades when speaking fails. Why doth thou not listen to our famous playwright? Thou reason that i voted as I did was due to my lack of attention in this play I had being a leading part in the new Marlowe Play The Tragedy of Gerard or The Shadow Fort. In this play I have a minor part if an important one for I am a mason so thou must not vote for me or our play could turn into a farce.
Beefy187
04-03-2010, 00:32
Who is your partner if I may ask.
You can whisper in to my ears if you want.
Because you did the scummiest vote, saying you got "magical" information which since I obviously know my own role, makes me suspect you a lot, since if you really had any information on me, you wouldn't be voting for me.
Secura just randomly voting and Winston Hughes are simply random/quasi-random votes, they didn't go "I got magical information which I won't say to anyone" whilst you jumped on the voting bandwagon saying you did possess this "magical" information.
In otherwords, I am calling Sigurd on your vote. It isn't being "defensive", it is simply observing you are talking from your Sasaki Kojrio.
Infact, I'll unvote; vote: TheFlax over it.
Mocking my information doesn't change anything. I never said I had a case against you, nor proof, I simply said that this information leads me to suspicion. I do not know you role, I never claimed that I did. I never claimed you were guilty either. No amount of twisting my words will change that.
Everyone of your replies so far have somewhat allayed my suspicions, but we are well past the voting phase and have been for quite a while, so I can't change a thing, neither can you.
Well, now my list is shortened to just Secura and John, but oh well, and with TF, I now am watching Beskar.
I predict an innocent death, oh dear Secura. The difference between a lazy townie and that of a dead one is that you can at least convince the former to change a vote he no longer has when he becomes the latter - or was that not the similar logic employed in the previous round? I suppose 1 round later it's perfectly fine to simply reverse bandwagon an obvious bandwagon vote.
I'll keep that in mind.
Thou reason that i voted as I did was due to my lack of attention in this play I had being a leading part in the new Marlowe Play The Tragedy of Gerard or The Shadow Fort.
What is this supposed to mean? You were a simple traveller in Shadow Fort; I know this because I have a QuickTopic that states you were to be recruited but required an additional kill to be promoted from traveller to a spy. I'd hardly label a vanilla character as being a leading part, though, and nor should it impact on participation in other games.
In this play I have a minor part if an important one for I am a mason.
A minor role... yet important? Somewhat contradictory, no?
I predict an innocent death, oh dear Secura.
This is always a possibility in mafia, and I will be the first to hold my hands up and say I got it wrong if that is the case. Unfortunately, we cannot make an omelette without first breaking a few eggs; we're not going to get anywhere if we don't lynch suspicious people, and ultimately Blackadder's lazy bandwagon vote (and his largely nonsensical explanation thereafter) are more suspect than Beskar's humourous yet inane atheotes is always mafia approach.
The difference between a lazy townie and that of a dead one is that you can at least convince the former to change a vote he no longer has when he becomes the latter
This isn't really true; you can bring the horse to water, but you cannot make it drink. You can always encourage a lazy or noncommittal townie to place their vote better, but convincing them to actually do so seems to be an entirely different kettle of fish. I haven't been here very long, but I try to have a reason to cast a vote in a particular way, and I have prodded people who I find simply pop into a thread, cast a vote on a seemingly easy bandwagon and then pop back out in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
The good Captain chose not to place his vote elsewhere, even after being chastised for the blatant bandwagonery of it all; there was no reason to vote for atheotes beyond a random vote such as The Flax's, really, and nobody expressed as such.
Or was that not the similar logic employed in the previous round?
It appears I was the only one to push that piece of 'logic', if we can even call it that, forward; nobody else voted for no lynch in time, so we lost a randomised target. The town managed some discussion, certainly, but was it really worth it at the risk of a townie's life from a weak vote?
Does the same apply to Blackadder, who looked much more suspicious than Diamondeye who arguably didn't merit a vote whatsoever?
I don't think so.
I suppose 1 round later it's perfectly fine to simply reverse bandwagon an obvious bandwagon vote.
Alright, I can understand the votes for Blackadder and The Flax, but allow me to ask a simple question; why did you vote for johnhughthom?
All I can see is your own misinterpretation of him waxing Shakespearean and singling out the word 'ire' when it was more than likely it was simply a lexical choice keeping in tone with the setting; personally, I believe that you're simply making mountains out of molehills.
I'd like to understand the wisdom behind your vote, though.
I don't need to argue with you anymore about CBA, because I am right about CBA, and it is to late to stop it. Like I said, enjoy townie blood on your hands. Atheotes can pull out the PM's I sent so we could actually organize, but due to overall lack of activity, nothing came of it. The vote was obvious, he was blatantly bandwagonning, and yet you jumped on it, despite the fact 2 others were essentially worthy of the same inquiry. This itself reeks of laziness, and from such a thoughtful questioning mind that wants motivation from the town. Couple that with actually asking the town to NOT use their only weapon against the mafioso and supposed third party, your one of the most scummy people here - not because you talk, but of the way you talk.
John is under suspicion because of his attempts to dart out of the light as I keep trying to drag him back into it. There is no reason to try to avoid speaking, and john is not a lazy townie, I've played to many games with him. He answers everyone of my inquiries as if I am specifically out to get him, and that my specific opinion above all matters. He doesn't argue, yet is defensive. He's doing his best to avoid anything of substance.
Beskar also jumped on the bandwagon with as much explanation as CBA, yet, CBA is a more worthy target? You didn't question Beskar's choice then Secura, or any other bandwagonner. In fact, you derided them. Yet, one round later, when the momentum is for the vote, your helpful in lynching CBA, you don't argue with lynching a townie. You flip-flop, always helpful to whatever cause the round may have, advocating no lynch and then scolding the town for their poor choice, then next hoping fourth, same as CBA, on his own demise, and say it is for the good of the town.
To many scum tells.
The vote was obvious, he was blatantly bandwagonning, and yet you jumped on it, despite the fact 2 others were essentially worthy of the same inquiry. This itself reeks of laziness, and from such a thoughtful questioning mind that wants motivation from the town.
You say this as though we're going to simply drop the case on the other voters; AVSM aroused as much suspicion as the others, and Beskar's vote was simply typical of how he's been playing lately, I'm not the only one who can attest to that.
I did request that an investigator check them out.
your one of the most scummy people here - not because you talk, but of the way you talk.
Apparantly this is indicative of the way I play town, or at least how it is interpreted in the Gameroom, so I apologise for coming across as such. I direct you to the recent Dethy II and Mafia IX games to see what I mean.
John is under suspicion because of his attempts to dart out of the light as I keep trying to drag him back into it.
Is that really the case though? He just seems nonplussed, really, somewhat indifferent. You're accusing him for nothing, basically, how is he meant to respond to that?
Responding to something completely baseless is only going to make himself look scummier, whether he be mafia or town, so it's simply easier to avoid it entirely until you have a stronger case against him, is it not?
Beskar also jumped on the bandwagon with as much explanation as CBA, yet, CBA is a more worthy target?
Beskar has a fetish for voting atheotes as mafia, again, anyone could attest to that fact, and it took some PMs from various parties linking various threads to rectify that for me. Captain Blackadder had no reasoning whatsoever. Both lazy votes, perhaps, but one looked more suspect than the other.
Yet, one round later, when the momentum is for the vote, your helpful in lynching CBA, you don't argue with lynching a townie.
There is no proof that he is town, just as there's nothing concrete that he is mafia either; we're simply clutching at what little we can gleam each day; the people I've spoken to via PM, while they may claim to be one thing or another, what's to say they're not simply spinning a yarn and I've fallen for it? I just don't know, I go along with my trusting nature and hope I'm not making a mistake.
At this stage, after only one night kill and a mistaken lynch, there are so many what ifs and but maybes that it's futile attempting to place a button on everyone saying "Hi, my name is town" or "Oh hey, I'm mafia!".
You flip-flop, always helpful to whatever cause the round may have, advocating no lynch and then scolding the town for their poor choice, then next hoping fourth, same as CBA, on his own demise, and say it is for the good of the town.
This is utter bull.
Consider the first round; I did not 'flip-flop', I was fixed on no lynch from the off. At that stage, it was for the good of the town; I love conversation as much as the next person, but throwing votes around at such an early stage is pointless because they're largely baseless and so easy to refute. No lynch made sense. That tactic does not extend well into following rounds, however.
If you look back at the day round that has just passed, who carried the most votes at the time I unvoted? Beskar.
Who cast the first vote on Beskar? Myself.
Would that not have been the "cause of the round", so to speak, considering Beskar carried the most votes? I could have simply kept my vote as-is, would you have chided me so then?
But no, I was convinced about Beskar's vote via PMs and accepted that my vote was misplaced; I then changed my focus onto the next suspicious person, which was Blackadder. Had he provided a better explanation than he did, I would have unvoted and turned to AVSM; however, I felt his reasons were weak, and my vote remained.
As town, it is our goal to weedle the scum out. I vote for someone, bring some pressure onto them (although I never intended for a Beskar bandwagon, I'll admit), and then when I have recieved sufficient explanation, I will either place my vote elsewhere or keep it as-is.
Eventually, the pressure will cause someone to slip up; we're either going to generate conversation and activity from players or I'm going to uncover mafia, which is better for the town either way.
I would like to add that I request the host append a tally of those who cast votes (or lack thereof) onto each writeup, for the town's benefit.
Centurion1
04-03-2010, 16:10
gah ok....... im going to extend this round for another 10hrs. mostly because i have yet another university to go see.
this list may take awhile, dial up you know.
Tally
Atheotes ; AVSM ; Captain Blackadder ;
Captain Blackadder ; Thermal Mercury ; Johnhughthom ; atheotes ; secura ;
Beskar ; Winston Hughes ; Theflax
Johnhughthom ; YLC ; beefy187
Theflax ; beskar;
that should be right.
Round Extension 10hrs.
You say this as though we're going to simply drop the case on the other voters; AVSM aroused as much suspicion as the others, and Beskar's vote was simply typical of how he's been playing lately, I'm not the only one who can attest to that.
I did request that an investigator check them out.
1. If they aroused that much suspicion, then follow up on it. You didn't.
2. Never depend on a fantasy investigator for anything - thats foolish and sloppy play.
Is that really the case though? He just seems nonplussed, really, somewhat indifferent. You're accusing him for nothing, basically, how is he meant to respond to that?
Responding to something completely baseless is only going to make himself look scummier, whether he be mafia or town, so it's simply easier to avoid it entirely until you have a stronger case against him, is it not?
I am accusing him of nothing - which is correct. That is why he has my suspicion, for responding to it at all. It's not indifference to answer baseless questions, it's an attempt to fall into the semi-lurker state. If he really wanted to not make himself look scummy at all, he simply shouldn't have responded to such an offhand comment like my other two suspects did not respond to.
Beskar has a fetish for voting atheotes as mafia, again, anyone could attest to that fact, and it took some PMs from various parties linking various threads to rectify that for me. Captain Blackadder had no reasoning whatsoever. Both lazy votes, perhaps, but one looked more suspect than the other.
Pay more attention to the supposed playstyles of the people you are trying to educate me on - CBA is known for baseless bandwagons and random votes, and yet is easily convinced to change his vote when the evidence goes one way or the other. Beskar's vote is MUCH more suspect because he is hiding behind bad logic and "fetish for voting atheotes" - that is truly lazy.
There is no proof that he is town, just as there's nothing concrete that he is mafia either; we're simply clutching at what little we can gleam each day; the people I've spoken to via PM, while they may claim to be one thing or another, what's to say they're not simply spinning a yarn and I've fallen for it? I just don't know, I go along with my trusting nature and hope I'm not making a mistake.
At this stage, after only one night kill and a mistaken lynch, there are so many what ifs and but maybes that it's futile attempting to place a button on everyone saying "Hi, my name is town" or "Oh hey, I'm mafia!".
Again, there is no point in arguing this, because I know for a fact CBA is innocent. I am not clutching at anything here, and I've attempted to tell people that previously. Don't try to play this kind of game Secura, put the wine down and go to AA.
This is utter bull.
Consider the first round; I did not 'flip-flop', I was fixed on no lynch from the off. At that stage, it was for the good of the town; I love conversation as much as the next person, but throwing votes around at such an early stage is pointless because they're largely baseless and so easy to refute. No lynch made sense. That tactic does not extend well into following rounds, however.
If you look back at the day round that has just passed, who carried the most votes at the time I unvoted? Beskar.
Who cast the first vote on Beskar? Myself.
Would that not have been the "cause of the round", so to speak, considering Beskar carried the most votes? I could have simply kept my vote as-is, would you have chided me so then?
But no, I was convinced about Beskar's vote via PMs and accepted that my vote was misplaced; I then changed my focus onto the next suspicious person, which was Blackadder. Had he provided a better explanation than he did, I would have unvoted and turned to AVSM; however, I felt his reasons were weak, and my vote remained.
As town, it is our goal to weedle the scum out. I vote for someone, bring some pressure onto them (although I never intended for a Beskar bandwagon, I'll admit), and then when I have received sufficient explanation, I will either place my vote elsewhere or keep it as-is.
Eventually, the pressure will cause someone to slip up; we're either going to generate conversation and activity from players or I'm going to uncover mafia, which is better for the town either way.
I would like to add that I request the host append a tally of those who cast votes (or lack thereof) onto each writeup, for the town's benefit.
A lot of huff and puff and missing my point, or at the worst trying to distort what I said. You flip flopped alright, but on a per round basis, as I stated. You do what is convenient and try to back it up with a paragraph, you don't actually stick to your guns, if you have any. It wasn't pressure to vote for CBA, it was a killing vote, and anyone with half a lick of sense would have seen that if they cared to, and you bandwagonned just as CBA himself did.
I'm going to do a leap of faith and trust YLC on this one.
Unvote: Beskar, Vote: Johnhughthom
Centurion1
04-04-2010, 03:44
round coming to a close id like to see everyone involved.
If we're still able to vote, then I'll trust YLC that Blackadder is innocent; he appears adamant and there's no point killing a townie if that is the case.
unvote; vote: abstain.
Centurion1
04-04-2010, 04:04
alright you have three hours (really? no i made that nnumber up cut me some slack im at a college typing on my ipod before i go to a frat party i guess.......)
so i wont post write up until tmmrw anyway.
Captain Blackadder is scummy quite a lot so its not irregular for him, I'll:
unvote
vote: TheFlax
Unusually over active and swayed easily.
I don't think we should vote for John, I don't reckon he's mafia.
Vote: Atheotes
Ties are okay ONLY if they do not get people killed. Please do not make to many ties with to many people.
Centurion1
04-04-2010, 20:02
just so you guys know i just random .org ties. this isnt a huge game like capo.
write up coming i have to brainstorm an idea for the kill now that you flipped it all over the place.
just so you guys know i just random .org ties. this isnt a huge game like capo.
write up coming i have to brainstorm an idea for the kill now that you flipped it all over the place.
They get covered in chocolate and then eaten alive.
They get covered in chocolate and then eaten alive.
Sounds.....ludriciously tasty.....
Centurion1
04-04-2010, 23:01
Steven: Bring out the scum before me!
Ryan: immeadiately Sir
Out walks atheotes; shylock
Steven: Of what crime has this man committed?
Ryan: I dont know this man claims hes guilty though.
Beskar is called for questioning
Steven: What has this man done
Beskar: Well he is always guilty
Steven: seriously is that all?
Beskar: Uh yep pretty much.
Steven: Well then i wash my hands of this take him to the producers i wont have a potentially innocents mans career on my hands
Beskar (grasping at straws): Uh Uh Uh He said he wanted the directors spot
Steven: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ryan, Seize this man at once.
Ryan: Yes sir.
At this point Shylock spoke.
Shylock: Oh ye shall all pay oh you will pay.
Steven: Ryan, ask him what he means
Shylock I can hear you you know.
Steven: oh well what do you mean then
Shylock: I shall be the star one day and you will suffer my wrath!
Steven: okey-Dokey then uh ryan do what you will with him
Ryan pulls out a large pistol
Steven: No! not again.
Ryan: *sigh* fine.
He takes out a coin, a golden shekel to be precise.
Ryan: Look Shylock im going to give you a fighting chance. If you guess it right ill give you this gold piece along with your pink slip if you lose I'll keep the gold and just give you your pink slip.
Shylock (eyeing the gold): fine. Heads
Ryan flips the coin: Tails too bad
Shylock: shoot
Steven: what the hell was that.
Ryan: Well he's jewish so i thought he would die over the heartbreak of losing money.
Steven (quietly): Ryan do you know what PC Is?
Ryan: sir this is the 1600's they have witch hunts
Steven: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan (visibly cowed): uh what is the point sir.
Steven: I WILL NOT BE THE NEW MEL GIBSON!!!!!!
Ryan: Well actually sir you would be his predecessor
Steven: THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!
And with that young Ryan was covered in chocalate and dropped off at Ye Old Walmart on an x-large halter top sale day.
He was never seen again.
Steven: I will not tolerate racism in any way shape or form.
Shylock (sneaking away): uh of course sir.
Steven: whoah there cowboy where do you think your going
Shylock: uh uh i have to go to the bank to deposit a check
Steven (shaking his head): oh thats so stereotypical......
He hands shylock his pink slip
Shylock: whats this
Steven: A pink slip your fired.
Shylock: What this is discrimination! Im going to sue your ass.
Steven: God i hate my job. Security take him away.
Shylock was dragged away only to be seen by Steven a month later in court over discrimination.
They ruled against Shylock.
Hello its the 1600's people.
*disclaimer* All the antisemitism is in parody
Atheotes is Dead
Role: Shylock (Mafia)
You have 24 hours
sorry for for write up.......... but i cant keep waiting for the muses to strike.
Steven: what the hell was that.
Ryan: Well he's jewish so i thought he would die over the heartbreak of losing money.
:laugh4:
Class write up
Well done bandwagonning crew, your logical was horrible but it worked, this once.... :beam:
And this has given Beskar even more ammonition, like he needed it.
Oh... Wow... He was guilty. Never saw that coming. This changes a lot I guess.
Atheotes is always the mafia!
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Last time you guys ever go "Beskar and his stupid bandwagon" now. :beam:
Atheotes is always the mafia!
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Last time you guys ever go "Beskar and his stupid bandwagon" now. :beam:
I don't predict he will ever play a game that has you in it in the future. :tongue:
Atheotes can pull out the PM's I sent so we could actually organize, but due to overall lack of activity, nothing came of it.
We now know why this was the case. :3
I loved this bit too.
Steven: What has this man done
Beskar: Well he is always guilty
Steven: seriously is that all?
Beskar: Uh yep pretty much.
Steven: Well then i wash my hands of this take him to the producers i wont have a potentially innocents mans career on my hands
Beskar (grasping at straws): Uh Uh Uh He said he wanted the directors spot
Steven: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ryan, Seize this man at once.
Ryan: Yes sir.
I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.
I loved this bit too.
I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.
Yeah uhhh....I knew Atheotes was mafia, as devoutly as you, uh... :uhoh:
I loved this bit too.
I FoS anyone who defended atheotes now, they were most likely mafia. I will also go to a stretch and say AVSM and CBA are indeed most likely innocent.
And I'm not for having started the vote? Neat.
We now know why this was the case. :3
Indeed, I was giving atheotes the benefit of the doubt because I thought his luck can't be that bad. I also rescind my overt suspicion of John, due to the tone and nature of the PM's.
And I'm not for having started the vote? Neat.
Not really, since you quickly jumped off and attacked people voting for him. You could have done the original vote as a ruse to distant yourselves.
Indeed, I was giving atheotes the benefit of the doubt because I thought his luck can't be that bad. I also rescind my overt suspicion of John, due to the tone and nature of the PM's.
or because he was your mafia partner.
Captain Blackadder
04-05-2010, 02:14
Hah that is funny he really was mafia random bandwagon to the rescue.
Not really, since you quickly jumped off and attacked people voting for him. You could have done the original vote as a ruse to distant yourselves.
I placed the first vote and comment of the day against possibly my mafia partner as a ruse? :laugh4:
Anyways, our back and forths aren't really necessary anymore unless you think I'm scum, I'm satisfied you are not.
or because he was your mafia partner.
Because I can't be altruistic? Come on Beskar, give me some credit. I contacted him because I thought both bandwagons were 1, unfair, and 2, foolish. There was nothing at the time that would convince me that Ath was mafia. The way Ath responded to the idea of my suspicions on John only leads me to believe thaty John isn't his partner, as he was willing to vote in that direction.
Unless, of course, your now willing to accuse both me and John of conspiring together in some convulted plot?
atheotes
04-05-2010, 04:36
aw crap... last i came to the org, i saw i was not in the lead and saw the extenesion was closed and this from the host :
round coming to a close id like to see everyone involved.
Methos voted after a new extension was given and tied me for the lynch. :wall: and trust my luck to lost the toss up :wall:
Request to the host: You dont have to extend rounds if you are not able to do the write-up immediately. You can always close the vote at the designated time and do the writeup later. Otherwise it is just tough on the mafia. :bow:
aw crap... last i came to the org, i saw i was not in the lead and saw the extenesion was closed and this from the host :
Methos voted after a new extension was given and tied me for the lynch. :wall: and trust my luck to lost the toss up :wall:
Request to the host: You dont have to extend rounds if you are not able to do the write-up immediately. You can always close the vote at the designated time and do the writeup later. Otherwise it is just tough on the mafia. :bow:
Or tough on anyone that is going to be lynched, mafia or not. :whip:
A Very Super Market
04-05-2010, 07:01
It's a tad bit useless to have the worst lurkers to be considered innocent.
Beefy187
04-05-2010, 10:27
atheotes is right. It favours the town more then it does the mafias.
By the way I'm back :bow:
atheotes
04-05-2010, 14:00
Or tough on anyone that is going to be lynched, mafia or not. :whip:
it is tough on both town and mafia...but it could be a gamebreaker for mafia anytime but only in the end phases for the town. :bow:
Centurion1
04-05-2010, 15:29
oh the mafia looks pretty good from where i sit.
and i liked that last round because there was some honest discussion and a gameplay element i had actually got to come into play.
atheotes
04-05-2010, 16:00
Right now, you understand your game better than anyone else. A 3 hour extension when there are people from different timezones always has the possibility of going bad for someone who is not able to check in. Miotas came and lodged a vote without reason and it has ended the game for me when i was not under suspicion. Its unfortunate i got lynched and i am ok with it. I was just making an observation...a suggestion perhaps.:bow:
I dont want to derail the thread and will not comment any more on this.
Centurion1
04-06-2010, 17:42
ok im really sorry guys but i have like zero internet right now and a big decision for college is coming up. meaning im really busy rl. give me a bit longer ill post up the write up soon i promise.
Centurion1
04-09-2010, 02:09
Enter Globe Theater. The troupe is practicing even with the losses they have suffered.
Steven: Alright so we have set the scene for whats coming. A war between King Henry the VIII and Macbeth Usurper of the Scots. Now where is Ryan!!!!!!
Carl: Ahem you fed him to the beast of smiles.
Steven: and who the hell are you?
Carl: Carl, your new assistant……
Steven: so why should I already know your name
Carl: I’m your nephew.
Steven: (still clueless) so….
Carl: never mind sir.
(Enter two actors)
Iago: So my sweet, young, tender, delicious, little oriental how are you doing
Lord Beefington: Um I’m ok how are you…..
Iago: I’m just fantastic simply fantastic do you like parrots?
Lord Beefington: Um yes actually I do I think the way they can speak is very endearing.
Iago: Oh how unfortunate.
Lord Beefington: Why? By the way have you seen the King? I have a report to deliver to him.
Iago: (Passes a hand before Lord Beefington’s face) you think you have a report to deliver.
Lord Beefington: Huh wh------ HAHAHAHA imsorry bu7tt hat was ridiculous.
Steven: What was!
Lord Beefington: that hand swipe thing.
Steven (looks pissed): well George said it’s a big hit!
Lord Beefington: king George?
Steven: Wha- No never mind Action!!!!!
Iago: So you don’t have a report to deliver.
Lord Beefington: I don’t have a report to deliver.
Iago: you want to drink this uh….. elixir of life.
Lord Beefington: Ok (dazed look)
Drinks and collapses
Steven: Ok Cut good job boys! Uh Ryan wake him up.
Carl: My names not---- (thinks better of it) uh yes sir.
Carl tries to shake lord beefington awake. He shakes him vigorously but the good lord does not respond……
Carl: uh Uncle Steven we may have a problem…..
Steven: Yes what is my dry cleaning delayed?
Carl: no our Lord Beefington is dead……
Steven: SON OF A -------
Carl: Yes Sir
Carl *aside*: i didnt know we were talking about you?
Steven: what happened!
Carl: he was actually given poison.
Steven: IAGO COME HERE!
Iago: Yes m’lord.
Steven: did you know that was poison?
Iago: No, by the way you look fantastic today sir.
Steven: Do I? Well thank you Iago I’m sure someone with such exquisite taste such as yourself would never do something like this.
Iago: of course sir.
Steven (waves hand dismissively): You may depart my prescence.
Iago (bows): of course my lord.
Steven: I like that young man I really do Ryan.
Carl (sighs): yes sir.
As Iago walks by a brief smirk fills his face before he is swallowed by the darkness of the backstage.
Okay 24 hour day phase sorry for how long it took I know it’s a bit rushed.
Erm... Is someone dead? Who is it? I'm guessing Beefy from the writeup?
Beefy187
04-09-2010, 02:55
Did someone kill me?
Plague on both your houses!!:furious3:
Alas, poor Beefy! I knew him, my friends: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
Captain Blackadder
04-09-2010, 03:03
I am guessing Beefy since it mentions the oriant and he is called beefington.
Winston Hughes
04-09-2010, 11:01
So....
Dead
Chaotix - Town Doctor
Diamondeye - Townie
Atheotes - Mafia
Beefy - ?
Alive
Yaropolk
Secura
A Very Super Market
miotas
slashandburn
thermal mercury
johnhughthom
theflax
YLC
winston hughes
Beskar
Captain blackadder
Is that right?
johnhughthom
04-09-2010, 14:35
~:confused:
Hello Mr Host, methinks you may have forgotten something...
~:confused:
Hello Mr Host, methinks you may have forgotten something...
fos: johnhughthom
A Very Super Market
04-09-2010, 22:59
fos: johnhughthom
Why's that?
Why's that?
The host has forgotten something?
What might that be?
I'm sure he would PM the host if he was expecting something, which makes his comment suspicious in my eyes.
Centurion1
04-10-2010, 00:11
im really sorry yall.
beefy is in fact dead. he was a normal townie.
extension because im a dummy.
A Very Super Market
04-10-2010, 00:15
The host has forgotten something?
What might that be?
I'm sure he would PM the host if he was expecting something, which makes his comment suspicious in my eyes.
So he's either terrible mafia or outlandishly out-of-whack townie? That's only if you assume he wanted some action to happen. Maybe it was just the absence of a dead/alive list.
Beefy187
04-10-2010, 00:17
The host has forgotten something?
What might that be?
I'm sure he would PM the host if he was expecting something, which makes his comment suspicious in my eyes.
I just interpreted that as whether if I'm dead or not.
And a live players list.
See who has replied, it is interesting. There are certain notables who haven't even responded. On the otherhand, AVSM and CB have both posted.
See who has replied, it is interesting. There are certain notables who haven't even responded. On the otherhand, AVSM and CB have both posted.
Am I included in that list? I've been finishing the achievements off in Dragon Age:Origins (still have to get a Mage to Lvl.20, ugh) since 8pm or so before moving onto Awakening about two hours ago, so haven't been at the computer at all, but downstairs with the 360.
Having read the latest write-up, I feel I must apologise to Beefy; I suggested you as proxy for the town during the last round and you've been killed overnight, and I can't help but feel it isn't simple coincidence. It feels like my fault. >.<
It seems there is a WOG in this game, after three phases of missed voting, if slashandburn does not show up this round, he will die.
I'm a bit stomped right now, but I want to get the ball rolling.
Vote: Yaropolk
Come and talk to us, you're generally more active IIRC.
Beefy187
04-10-2010, 05:12
Am I included in that list? I've been finishing the achievements off in Dragon Age:Origins (still have to get a Mage to Lvl.20, ugh) since 8pm or so before moving onto Awakening about two hours ago, so haven't been at the computer at all, but downstairs with the 360.
Having read the latest write-up, I feel I must apologise to Beefy; I suggested you as proxy for the town during the last round and you've been killed overnight, and I can't help but feel it isn't simple coincidence. It feels like my fault. >.<
FoS: Secura
:seriousclown:
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 08:24
Having read the latest write-up, I feel I must apologise to Beefy; I suggested you as proxy for the town during the last round and you've been killed overnight, and I can't help but feel it isn't simple coincidence. It feels like my fault. >.<
:laugh4:
Yaropolk
04-10-2010, 14:14
It seems there is a WOG in this game, after three phases of missed voting, if slashandburn does not show up this round, he will die.
I'm a bit stomped right now, but I want to get the ball rolling.
Vote: Yaropolk
Come and talk to us, you're generally more active IIRC.
I'm busy plotting in Shadow fort where I'm a mighty paladin. Here I'm but a lonely extra with no information other than what I see in the thread.
Hello Mr Host, methinks you may have forgotten something...
I want to know what Johnhughthom thinks the host forgot.
vote: JH
Yaropolk
04-10-2010, 14:16
Oops, edited the post above
Vote: JH
Centurion1
04-10-2010, 14:38
Living Players
Yaropolk
Secura
A Very Super Market
miotas
slashandburn
thermal mercury
johnhughthom
theflax
YLC
Beskar
Captain blackadder
winston hughes
Captain Blackadder
04-10-2010, 14:49
This seems a really lazy attempt to lynch JHT now whilst he may be gulity jumping on him for saying the host forgot something is crazy if was actually mafia he would pm the host now to me what he was actually refering to was the host forgeting to post who had actually died last night.
Yaropolk
04-10-2010, 15:06
I'm not interested in lynching him, but I'm interested in what info JH knows that wasn't in the writeup. If he speaks up, I'll unvote.
I just interpreted that as whether if I'm dead or not.
Yes but I thought the write up made it obvious that you were...
Besides I haven't even voted for him...yet...
vote: captain blackadder
Bad bad vibes. :whip:
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 17:07
Secura is a serial killer
Vote: Secura.
Lynch me next if I'm wrong. I'm curious TM, did you not believe me or do you have another reason not to vote Secura.
I'm busy plotting in Shadow fort where I'm a mighty paladin. Here I'm but a lonely extra with no information other than what I see in the thread.
Okay.
Unvote: Yaropolk
Vote: Secura
Why? :inquisitive:
fos: miotas
Yaropolk
04-10-2010, 17:56
JH - my vote stays on you until you reveal what you know. You can PM me or post it in thread.
Secura is a serial killer
Vote: Secura.
Lynch me next if I'm wrong. I'm curious TM, did you not believe me or do you have another reason not to vote Secura.
So Secura is a serial killer and not the mafia?
If this is also true, why has there only been one kill a night? (as wouldn't the mafia and SK be having at least a kill each?)
I am going to Vote: Secura but I would like further information, or I will change my vote when something more conclusive comes up.
Why? :inquisitive:
fos: miotas
I believe she's a serial killer. If contrary evidence comes up later I may consider changing my vote.
Winston Hughes
04-10-2010, 18:36
Which is the villain? Let me see his eyes...
vote: Secura
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 18:55
Apparently Secura is claiming not to have used her kill ability and was going to reveal after the mafia were gone. Looking at the kills I am inclined to believe her. I can't see any other targets though so....
Well, that is the cat out of the bag, how fantastic... there's no real use denying it, is there?
It is true, I am the original playwright, seeking revenge because his idea was stolen. When I recieved the Role PM, I had to ask several questions as to what my goals were, and upon finding them out, I decided to ignore them outright and play the game as though I was town. I was apparantly supposed to kill every single player in the game, and to be quite frank... I didn't want to do that. Call it metagaming, call it whatever you like, that's just the way that the cookie crumbled.
You see, Centurion's answers to my questions essentially came across in a manner I did not wish to play in after the Shadow Fort fiasco (losing the game in two night phases is awesome, right?); I haven't processed a single kill order not out of being lacadaisical or outright bone-idle, but because I didn't want to. I was going to help the town uncover the mafia, and then turn myself over to them at the end, a la taka in Noblesse Oblige.
Of course, you're probably all going to think that this is WIFOM or just outright bovine excrement, but it's all entirely true; if Centurion won't clarify after my lynch, I'm sure he will tell you at the end of the game how many kills I requested.
Nevermind, eh? It was good breaking the rules while it lasted! ¬_¬
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 19:10
"I am guessing you have investigated me? I know I have been roleblocked the last 3 nights."
Quote from Beskar. Yes I am an investigator, I may as well reveal because it's blatantly obvious to anyone reading the thread. The question is why would Beskar assume I would have him roleblocked after investigating? His defence is that there has was one kill last night, with him being roleblocked and Secura not killing he can't be mafia. That of course is assuming both are telling the truth. Thoughts?
Oh, and if there is anyone out there with a defence ability....
Yes I am an investigator, I may as well reveal because it's blatantly obvious to anyone reading the thread.
Did I not suggest that you keep your identity secret though, and announce investigation results through proxy? Beefy was suggested and he's dead, yes, but there must be others you've contacted, trust and could have utilised instead?
The question is why would Beskar assume I would have him roleblocked after investigating?
He was roleblocked on Night One and Night Two... he might have guessed it would continue, who knows? With the absence of Sasaki and Pizza, Beskie's a prime target for metagaming, you can't deny that.
That of course is assuming both are telling the truth.
I don't really have any reason to lie; unlike Shadow Fort where my WIFOM was necessary to help Psychonaut out, there's nobody else on my side in this game, no matter how much I wished to play as such. Lying doesn't benefit anyone and will only serve to confuse you all, which hasn't been my intention. I want the town to win.
Oh, and if there is anyone out there with a defence ability....
The second night's writeup suggested that the town might have a second protection role, as someone made the target wear a hard-hat before going on stage for rehearsal. They know you're an investigator and should begin communications with you as soon as possible.
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 19:23
Did I not suggest that you keep your identity secret though, and announce investigation results through proxy?
:inquisitive: Did you?
He was roleblocked on Night One and Night Two... he might have guessed it would continue, who knows? With the absence of Sasaki and Pizza, Beskie's a prime target for metagaming, you can't deny that.
He thought I had investigated him as he had been roleblocked constantly, why would he think that if he were innocent?
:inquisitive: Did you?
You think I'm misleading you? See an earlier post:
Considering we had a protector role (and the recent write-up suggests there may be another), it's likely that we have at least one detective also; they could easily investigate Beskie overnight and can then inform someone about the results who can reveal to the town without risking the detective's life. Beefy is a reliable proxy for that purpose.
I can understand that it might be difficult to trust me considering my role, but that's all it was, a role; there is a difference between me playing out a role (by the rules or no) and me as a person.
Yaropolk
04-10-2010, 19:30
Unvote; Vote:Secura
Another runaway bandwagon on me is awesome. <3
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 19:36
You think I'm misleading you? See an earlier post:
OK, sorry. :bow:
I can understand that it might be difficult to trust me considering my role, but that's all it was, a role; there is a difference between me playing out a role (by the rules or no) and me as a person.
I would be open to letting you live, as I said though there is no other obvious target. Except Beskar, thoughts?
That reminds me.
vote: Secura.
And I wish to invoke my single use ability to vote: Secura a second time.
Beskar told me you're a bad loser. :martass:
:clown:
I would have been happy to act as proxy, I suppose I was the first you told, and I saved you from being lynched. Oh well, too late now.
I would be open to letting you live, as I said though there is no other obvious target. Except Beskar, thoughts?
There's no point now, after the public reveal... I'd be dead by the next day phase.
The mafia now know who I am and are probably aware of the threat I pose, so I'm likely to be killed just as much as you are; I'd prefer that any remaining protectors would keep you safe as it's integral to town victory, and I'll chalk this up as yet another lesson of adjusting to the Gameroom.
I would suggest that you investigate Beskar... the lynch of atheotes lends some credibility, but you want to be sure no matter what, right?
johnhughthom
04-10-2010, 20:14
the lynch of atheotes lends some credibility
Perhaps the mafia didn't know each other. Strangely that often helps mafia rather than hinder them, I have won games as mafia based on not knowing my partner.
A Very Super Market
04-10-2010, 20:28
Since it appears that the vote is between JHT and Secura, I
Vote: Secura
It's a shame I can't suspect CB.
Perhaps the mafia didn't know each other. Strangely that often helps mafia rather than hinder them, I have won games as mafia based on not knowing my partner.
It's a plausible idea, if it wasn't for this post:
Two actors meet.......
Actor1: Where the hell were you!
Actor2: I couldn't get there this time. don't worry you still took care of it.
Actor1: yeah well don't do it again, ok.
Actor2: Whatever.
This would suggest that the mafia know one another, as one person is chastising another for not doing what he was supposed to; I interpreted this as one of the mafia failing to process their night order.
Secura is a serial killer
Vote: Secura.
Lynch me next if I'm wrong. I'm curious TM, did you not believe me or do you have another reason not to vote Secura.
I forgot about that, I was rather focusing on the other part of the message where you were explaining what was missing.
vote: secura
Athelotes was mafia, Secura is..
may we have an early victory? Fingers crossed
Athelotes was mafia, Secura is..
may we have an early victory? Fingers crossed
Secura isn't Mafia, at least not according to the info we have. SK isn't Mafia. Let's not be too premature chanting about our victory.
Secura isn't Mafia, at least not according to the info we have. SK isn't Mafia. Let's not be too premature chanting about our victory.
Oh, I didn't even read properly..
lmao...
sorry.
Yups, I'm the playwright, seeking vengeance, yada yada yada.
The town would still have to lynch me to win, however; I was going to utilise what abilities I have to nail the mafia and then hand myself over, so to speak. Karma's a female dog, though.
Captain Blackadder
04-11-2010, 02:42
Vote Secura
SKs are always a dangerous thing to have lurking around in these kind of games.
SKs are always a dangerous thing to have lurking around in these kind of games.
Yup, that's totally why I've been night-killing every single phase... :rolleyes:
Captain Blackadder
04-11-2010, 03:13
However it is far better to knock off a sk then it is to kill off a pure townie. Even if you have not being killing your ultimate objective is to get rid of us all and we only have your word that you were going to give yourself at a latter stage.
Centurion1
04-11-2010, 03:14
Write Up Day
Pug (touching his forelock): I come to you now guv' bearing news of the utmost importance.
Steven (seated on his throne and seen resplendent by all): *turns red in embarrassment* What the hell are you doing here you imbecile im taking a dump!!!!!
Pug: A dump, guv'?
Steven: Its Called taking a **** in some circles you nincompoop
Pug: Well why aint yah doing it like normal folk?
Steven (getting up): *sigh* never mind. what do you want.
Pug: I has some information i be thinking everyone should know.
Steven: and what is that?
Pug: I'd like to say to everyone guv'
Steven (exasperated): Fine, Ryan!
Carl: *sigh* Yes Uncle?
Steven: Fetch the crew to hear what this buffon has to say.
Carl: Right Away, sir
Carl departs with a final curious look at Pug
A few minutes later Carl has gathered the entire crew and they are all waiting expectantly.
Steven: So Pug what do you have to tell us?
Pug: Wells sir it be apprentice playwright Secura.
Steven: Yes what about her.....
Pug: She's got a diary sir--
Steven: Wait let me cut you off there, why do you know about this diary.
Pug: Well i was in her room......
Steven: why were you in her room????
Pug: I uh uh uh
Beskar comes striding out already established securaly as Steven's new sycophant.
Beskar: I can vouch for Secura's moral character. She's my bestest buddy in the whole wide world.
Secura: Thanks Beskie!!!!!!
Pug: But sir it be true i has the journal here.
Steven: did you read it?
Pug: I cant's read sir.
Steven: but your actor with a script.......... never mind give it here.
Steven sets to reading the journal.......
awhile later....
Steven: well it appears that secura is in fact a murderous harpie who wishes us all dead for allowing good old will to "steal" her work.
Beskar: Oh well in that case, vote: secura
Secura:Et tu Beskie!
Secura: Yes it was me i admit it. I really actually wanted to help the crew though i swears it, i wants to protect my precious......
Steven: I'm sorry but how can a psychopath ever not end up being a psychopath.
Steven: Ryan take her away!
Carl approaches her warily. Secura begins to run away.
Secura: NO!!!!! i won't be unfairly lynched again!!!!! I just want to be a normal girl........
Carl: come along i'm to dispose of you.
Secura: NEVER!
With that Secura threw herself from the LEDGE!
Carl (walking down the stairs): Secura, its only like a five foot stage.
Secura: Dam.
The chase continues. Suddenly as they run outside a boy on a flying bicycle with a strange creature in the front seat runs them over.
nah not really. they got hit by a carriage.
Steven heard the news that he lost another assistant
Steven: Crap Ryan's dead. Who wishes to be my new assistant!
The crew backs away nervously knowing the fate of the previous two.......
Secura (lynched): SK confused scum
Slashandburned (wogged): townie
everyone remember to vote!
Secura (lynched): SK confused scum
¬_¬
Centurion1
04-11-2010, 03:45
sorry. :bow:
tbh i thought you had a more devious purpose when you never sent any orders or used your special......
LOL, nailed two roles right off, still have a bit of it left. Well, I'll stake my life right now on Beskar being neutral, although he does sound similar to Netherworld and a few past games, we should wait and watch. Apparently, the mafia need to send in same orders for it to get processed, so it's possible one of our more inactives is the final mafia.
But, then I thought Atheotes was innocent, so maybe I should just assume that anyone I think guilty is innocent, and those I think innocent are guilty. Either way, Beska'rs still agood lynch if all else fails, as he's always helpful.
Captain Blackadder is posting a bit more than usual, plus his posts are more helpful and game relevant than usual....
Captain Blackadder is posting a bit more than usual, plus his posts are more helpful and game relevant than usual....
It's plausible to believe that he recieved a good role in this game, then.
It's plausible to believe that he recieved a good role in this game, then.
Yes it is. Good for him, but perhaps not for the majority of us the remaining players...
If it wasn't for him voting atheotes, I would probably end up with suspicions on him due to yours and Secura's post, TM. :beam:
Captain Blackadder
04-12-2010, 00:39
Captain Blackadder is posting a bit more than usual, plus his posts are more helpful and game relevant than usual....
In actual fact it is because I have realised I have falling into a pattern of unhelpful townie and I should change that.
vote atheotos
Indeed he seems to constantly become mafia.
Good point Beskar, 4th on the bandwagon, not an obvious course to make.
Hopefully you are just turning over a new leaf then....
:tongue:
Well, if you look back through the thread, you'll find this little gem:
Again, there is no point in arguing this, because I know for a fact CBA is innocent.
No matter what fact is behind YLC's claims, it's likely that the good Captain is town.
Centurion1
04-13-2010, 22:24
Steven: Ok so lets------
And Steven gets his head whacked off. Iago stands over the dead body of his one time liege lord with two bloodied knives and a look of faint disgust
Iago: Remove this filth from my sight.
Carl’s Replacement: Uh who the hell are you.
Iago: I am your new lord and onetime co-actor
Carl’s Replacement: Can I keep my job?
Iago: Yes I suppose so
Carl”s Replacement: Ok cool then, uh milord.
With that Steven’s corpse seems to rise up. His body makes a grab Iago but fails. He instead latches onto Carl’s Replacement saying all the while…
Steven: No man shall take my throne
(to his friend) Pug: He means his crapper he does
Carl’s Replacement: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steven: To the pits of Tartarus I shall descend with only this disloyal knave to accompany me. All men shall be witness to my might and splendor.
And with a puff of smoke Steven disappeared. It is said he went to Trenton New Jersey to return with an army of mighty Guido’s but for now his tale shall end.
Pits of Tartarus (Trenton, New Jersey)
http://www.dvrbs.com/ccwd-ww2/WW2-H-Binnix-ARL-StoN.jpg
Iago: Ahem anyway I’m in charge now so lets gat cracking. As well I will now be accepting applications for a new assistant.
As the job had not been very lucky so far no one really stuck around to present a resume.
Steven Speilberg Dead!!!!!: Theflax, Roleblocker.
Alive list:
Yaropolk
A Very Super Market
miotas
thermal mercury
johnhughthom
YLC
Beskar
Captain blackadder
winston hughes
*Disclaimer*: sorry to any Italian Americans in the audience but i really hate Trenton AND Jersey Shore.
johnhughthom
04-13-2010, 22:27
Ahem!
johnhughthom
04-14-2010, 01:41
YLC is an innocent town with a lover. Come on, who's his lover?
Vote: Beskar
YLC is an innocent town with a lover. Come on, who's his lover?
Vote: Beskar
I am YLC's lover?
I have a lover? No, what the :daisy: Centurion!
johnhughthom
04-14-2010, 01:47
Unvote: Beskar
A Very Super Market
04-14-2010, 02:31
Whaaaa-?
Vote: JHT
Quit it.
johnhughthom
04-14-2010, 02:35
Huh? What am I doing? I'll stop giving you investigation results if you really want...
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