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Idaho
03-22-2010, 11:52
An excellent article by Charlie Brooker in response to the current UK furore

The most dangerous drug is... (http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/22/charlie-brooker-newspapers-dangerous-drug)


It's perhaps the biggest threat to the nation's mental wellbeing, yet it's freely available on every street – for pennies. The dealers claim it expands the mind and bolsters the intellect: users experience an initial rush of emotion (often euphoria or rage), followed by what they believe is a state of enhanced awareness. Tragically this "awareness" is a delusion. As they grow increasingly detached from reality, heavy users often exhibit impaired decision-making abilities, becoming paranoid, agitated and quick to anger. In extreme cases they've even been known to form mobs and attack people. Technically it's called "a newspaper", although it's better known by one of its many "street names", such as "The Currant Bun" or "The Mail" or "The Grauniad"

For those overseas orgahs who might not know Charlie Brooker - I very much reccommend taking a look at his news commentry show. Much of it is available on youtube:

Newswipe Series 1 Episode 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnbsvUpUsdw&feature=related)

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-22-2010, 12:19
I notice the Telegraph isn't on his list, clearly it is superior product, properly dried, cured and uncut.

:beam:

Louis VI the Fat
03-22-2010, 14:04
They say the first step to de-toxication is to admit addiction.


So, however awkward I may feel about it, time to come clean:

My name is Louis. I am addicted to Gruniad. The disastrous consequences of this can be witnessed in the 'UK election' thread. Please help me.

CrossLOPER
03-22-2010, 14:39
Thankfully, I'm illiterate and therefore able to handle the product, if the situation calls for it, without succumbing to its effects.