View Full Version : A service that lets you pay girls to play computer games with you..?
No seriously, they're working on it: http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html
GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.
This is the most interesting tidbit, in my mind, but there's more to the story (racy pictures) that I couldn't post here. So...yeah. I mean, you're not even really going anywhere with this; no dating, no metaphorical romps in the hay afterwards, nothing. You just play for a while and call it good. The pessimist and the optimist in me are tussling over whether this will be a success or a failure.
Anyway, show of hands: how many of you will be using this? :beam:
I thought about posting this in the backroom, but I thought it was silly enough not to warrant being there.
No way lol.
It's a bit sad having to pay a girl to play a game with you, that your not going to meet and is blatantly putting on an act for you, its overpriced and isn't that different from prostitution if you think about it...
:creep:
Megas Methuselah
03-27-2010, 00:07
...isn't that different from prostitution if you think about it...
I assume these girls are actually clean, though. :laugh4:
I assume these girls are actually clean, though. :laugh4:
No way of truly knowing. :rolleyes:
Ibn-Khaldun
03-27-2010, 00:11
Well, I have never payed for a girl to play with me.. So, I might even try it out. :rolleyes:
Centurion1
03-27-2010, 01:40
well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
:clown:
*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*
well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
Finally, a clear advantage! :juggle:
aimlesswanderer
03-27-2010, 02:50
While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say. I'm sure they would be happy to give them tips, and with all that gaming they might get good after a while. Plus, if they can send pics during a game, that would be an excellent way of distracting guys!
Megas Methuselah
03-27-2010, 07:03
While some guys might want to show off their mad skillz, most would want to be nice to the girl I'd say.
Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.
Gregoshi
03-27-2010, 07:14
Bah, I'd only ever pay a chick for one reason.
Because she's a cashier? ~;)
Megas Methuselah
03-27-2010, 07:17
Because she's a cashier? ~;)
Ok, two reasons then. Damn you and your photographic memory, old man!
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-27-2010, 12:19
well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
:clown:
*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*
I'm not sure if she's going to be angry, or she's going to laugh. You'd need to be pretty sad to want to do this, sad and lonely.
wow...this makes hiring a prostitute look classy.
The Stranger
03-27-2010, 13:56
you pay only girls or people in general? why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...
omg 8.25 for 10 minutes of playtime and 6 minutes of face... jesus they better be hiring playmates... haha i really wonder which sad creatures would use this. also... 8.25 will buy you more than one drink and definitly more than 6 minutes of face time... hell it might even buy u a night in bed if you buy cheap haha
If you guys want to play with me, ask for Cindy. :eyebrows:
well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
I know a girl who would do the exact opposite to your kill to death ratio.
Prince Cobra
03-27-2010, 19:47
:jawdrop:
Hooahguy
03-28-2010, 03:59
wow how desperate do you think we are? :laugh4:
The Stranger
03-28-2010, 04:45
its funny to know that there are these revelations called house parties where girls offer you sex occasionally just for having a nice conversation... but hey you can also pay... just to talk... or u can get paid
Craterus
03-28-2010, 06:01
or u can get paid
Still the same fantasist you always were, eh? ~;)
Megas Methuselah
03-28-2010, 07:03
wow how desperate do you think we are? :laugh4:
Hey, we ain't the ones opening a damn girl thread on a computer game forum... :evilgrin:
wow how desperate do you think we are? :laugh4:
Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very! ~;)
Hooahguy
03-28-2010, 17:19
Going by a certain >10 pages thread on how to get at least one of >3 girls...very! ~;)
hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.
This gives me an idea; I'mma start charging Beskie to play video games with me, hahahaha.
Strike For The South
03-28-2010, 19:21
hey, hey, at least im not paying any of them.
yet
Prince Cobra
03-28-2010, 23:24
yet
As a matter of fact, I may reconsider it.
Dear Ladies,
If you are interested in me as a client, contact me. It is a crisis now and money are not available. However, I offer the best kisses and hugs you will experience in your life.
P.C.
Alexander the Pretty Good
03-29-2010, 01:16
So are they any good?
Megas Methuselah
03-29-2010, 01:24
So are they any good?
They don't wax.
Remember when I said that there were racy pictures I couldn't link here?
They were all land whales. All of them.
Strike For The South
03-29-2010, 06:15
Remember when I said that there were racy pictures I couldn't link here?
They were all land whales. All of them.
go on
Scienter
03-29-2010, 14:49
This gives me an idea; I'mma start charging Beskie to play video games with me, hahahaha.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I wonder if I can also charge TinCow for the time that we're both playing games, just not together. :laugh4:
(nice Lady Gaga quote in the sig, btw).
Louis VI the Fat
03-29-2010, 16:14
Pft.
When your joystick is as sensational as mine women beg to play then clean your house afterwards in gratitude. :book:
Gregoshi
03-29-2010, 16:36
...then clean your house afterwards in gratitude. :book:
Wipe the floor with you and clean your clocks? :laugh4:
Louis/SFTS - have you swapped accounts or personalities? Kind of funny actually.
well it will let you up your kill to death ratios for sure
*waits for secura to come in a blaze of anger*
I think you underestimate my prowess at first-person shooters.
I don't profess to be amazingly good, I don't use the characteristic 'best weapons' and I might not know all the best places to hide or snipe... but I can hold my own and won't be a pushover. xD
why the hell would you play a girl? if you get beaten its a shame and if you win there is no "glory"...
This is a little sexist; why would you be ashamed if a woman beat you?
I've been playing video games since I was a little kid; I remember my uncle buying me the original Mega Drive and my mother getting me a Gameboy, and I've been hooked since. Would you still be ashamed by being beaten by someone who's played for about eighteen or nineteen years? :S
Ibn-Khaldun
03-29-2010, 18:21
I've been playing video games since I was a little kid; I remember my uncle buying me the original Mega Drive and my mother getting me a Gameboy, and I've been hooked since. Would you still be ashamed by being beaten by someone who's played for about eighteen or nineteen years? :S
Huh.. And now you are an old lady?! :inquisitive:
Huh.. And now you are an old lady?! :inquisitive:
Well, I'm twenty-three soon and have been playing games since I was four or five. xD
Ibn-Khaldun
03-29-2010, 21:34
Well, I'm twenty-three soon and have been playing games since I was four or five. xD
Compared to me you are still a kid.. :rolleyes:
go on
they're fat. what else is there to say
Megas Methuselah
03-30-2010, 00:17
This is a little sexist; why would you be ashamed if a woman beat you?
Women have no rights, they are only property. :evilgrin:
Centurion1
03-30-2010, 02:03
Women have no rights, they are only property.
i want to make a ***** joke or something soooooooooooooo bad.
whats up with Louis and strike....... it scares me, it scares me real bad.
Women have no rights, they are only property. :evilgrin:
Are you a Muslim, by any chance? :P
Centurion1
03-30-2010, 02:12
Are you a Muslim, by any chance? :P
no hes a native american. im sorry i couldnt help it megas.
A Very Super Market
03-30-2010, 02:31
Meth's naturally tuned that way. You have to be rather tribal if you live in the prairies.
I hear that lots of girls play games in Korea, but this would be a lot cheaper than moving.
Megas Methuselah
03-30-2010, 02:39
Hmm. If we're starting to use racist, extremely insulting and derogatory terms, then I will jump aboard tommorrow night.
Unless Lemur happens to clean this up by that time. Or maybe the guy's just looking out for his own breed, I don't know. I put up with enough of this BS in my life without having to deal with some ignorant white colonist on a goddam gaming forum.
Meth's naturally tuned that way. You have to be rather tribal if you live in the prairies.
So, British Columbia's the great polis, and Saskatchewan's the backwater ethnos? :clown:
Strike For The South
03-30-2010, 02:45
Hmm. If we're starting to use racist, extremely insulting and derogatory terms, then I will jump aboard tommorrow night.
Unless Lemur happens to clean this up by that time. Or maybe the guy's just looking out for his own breed, I don't know. I put up with enough of this BS in my life.
Ok cowpoke lets take it down some notches
Louis VI the Fat
03-30-2010, 02:51
This thread is sexism galore. Let's not shed sanctimonious tears then when dealt a blow of one's own.
Strike For The South
03-30-2010, 02:54
This thread is sexism galore. Let's not shed sanctimonious tears then when dealt a blow of one's own.
Good sir this is an insult to misogynist's everywhere
There hasn't even been anything about sammichs or laundry yet!
Megas Methuselah
03-30-2010, 03:01
I LIKE RAINBOWS AND PONIES.
Strike For The South
03-30-2010, 03:03
I LIKE RAINBOWS AND PONIES.
I would tell you that Lemur has family, you should edit your post, and because outside of North America those terms are rarely used.
If you had sent Lemur or Hosa A pm expalining yourself I'm sure this would go allot more smoothly
Megas Methuselah
03-30-2010, 03:07
Deal with it in private? Hell no. People have to realize exactly how insulting these terms are.
Canada is still, in many ways, very much a racist country. I'm the guy that has to live with this truth; at least you'll understand why I'm so goddamn bitter about this.
Deal with it in private? Hell no. People have to realize exactly how insulting these terms are.
Canada is still, in many ways, very much a racist country. I'm the guy that has to live with this truth; at least you'll understand why I'm so goddamn bitter about this.
You do know that this is somewhat hypocritical of you, right?
You made a sexist remark, and whether or not it was said in jest is irrelevant, because those things shouldn't be said at all: racism, sexism, homophobia and everything else... making a joke out of it doesn't make it alright.
I sympathise with what you're saying about your racial heritage, but I would appreciate it if you could extend the same curtesy to a gender you seem so ready to berate for comedic effect. :3
I'd also like to add that the enquiry as to whether or not you were Muslim was not intended as a religious slur, but mere curiosity in regards to your property comment.
Wow, this thread went to hell in a hurry. Thanks to those who wanted to discuss the OP and its topic, gamers paying to play online with the female of the species. As for the utterly pointless descent into race-baiting, the less said the better.
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