an EB story

[mountaingoat]

.. made by forum members? ... how can you go wrong with an EB theme ... ????

a few words each post ( no double posting ) .. be as "accurate" or inaccurate as you like of course :dizzy2:





in a small spartan village

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

A young boy named Alexandros was born.

[Duguntz]

Glory to his family, the Ephors predicted a great destiny for that young boy

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

They said his destiny was to destroy a great empire.

[satalexton]

Alas, the heavens bid him to crush The One True Barbaropolis that is Roma, as a test to his abilities.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

But many challenges lies on the road ahead, and to able to crush a nation one needs an army.

[Duguntz]

Still very young, Alexandros showed incredible fighting, as well as mental skill. Indeed, that boy might just be the ''Chosen One''. Day after day, he restlessly trained, for the conquest that would, one day, change the face of the world (if succeeded)

[mountaingoat]

but before he could impact the world, the Ephors decided that it would best if he were to study the movement of chickens

[Duguntz]

in order to create unprecedented strategies on the battle field... or the dreaded tactic of the northen Berserkers, that of ''the headless chicken charge''

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Lol the Ephors are quite wacky ey?

Alexandros also took notice of that the chickens from the western parts of Hellas were more sickly and tasted worse than their cousins in northern and eastern Hellas,
this of course was due to the foul barbaroi winds who brought forth industrial waste from Barbaropolis to the glorious land of the Hellenes.

[EddyP]

Alexandros fell ill with food poisoning from said chickens and died quickly without doing anything of note.

:P

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Alexandros fell ill with food poisoning from said chickens and died quickly without doing anything of note.

:P

While in bed Alexandros was visited by Hermes who informed him that he was a son of Zeus-Olympios, gave him a bottle of Mountain Dew and flew back to Mexico.

[mountaingoat]

upon his return to mexico , he was greeted with great cheer

[Duguntz]

Among the turmoil of ''Hola'' and ''Viva'', in the mass he saw a known face, familiar, from his past in Sparta : Jebivjetar...

[mountaingoat]

Jebivjetar asked if the can of mountain dew had been delivered as requested

[Duguntz]

and the dreaded answer finally came out : Yes (he replied) but... 2 were missing...

[mountaingoat]

Jebivjetar gasped, then shouted " THE CANS OF IMMORTALITY MISSING!?

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Alexandros answered: But.. But I didn't do anything, really... :uhoh2:
It was bloody Hermes who took them!

[mountaingoat]

Alexandros, now realising he had been teleported in place of Jebivjetar and was alive .....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

He was greeted by an huge Hellenistic army, and one of the soldiers asked for his name.
Alexandros he replied and they mistook him for being Megas Alexandros...

[satalexton]

And so, with the god hands of the EB 2 team, he embarked the phalangitai to join the gaza campaign, a test of strength, prelude to sacking Barbaropolis.

[Jebivjetar]

Loly ! :laugh:

In his conquests, Alexander proved him self as great leader and unbeatable tactician. He was victorious on all battlefields, yet not really satisfied; something ailed his young, brave heart: Barbaropolis still existed far, far away, and sacking it would bring him a shiniest jewel in his Crown of Victory. This jewel he wanted the most.

[Duguntz]

Day and Night a name sounded in his head... Not even able to sleep anymore, the young General went to theprophets of apollo, who answered...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

"He who holds the sword of Megas Alexandros as well as his army will be able to defeat the romans. But his sword was lost during the wars of the Diadochi and now lies forgotten."

"Maybe it's that Excalibur sword everyone is talking about at home", Alexandros said.

[Jebivjetar]

"It aint', dawg!" Appolo replied, "The sword can be found in Therazza, where some members of a secret society of Megas Alexandros put it for some unknown reason! Go there, o brave Alexandros, and find a wise old man called Arthur, king of the Britons. He will show you the way to find The Sword."

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

"It aint' dawg!" Appolo replied, "The sword can be found in Therazza, where some members of a secret society of Megas Alexandros put it for some unknown reason! Go there, o brave Alexandros, and found a wise old man called Arthur, king of the Britons. He will show you the way to find The Sword."

ahahahhah! :laugh4:

When Alexandros arrived in Therazza he came across a old man just as the Oracle had predicted.

[Jebivjetar]

"Divine Apollo has send me here to find you, Arthur. He also said that you know about the sword (:winkwink:)" said Alexander to the man: "Can you give me that damn sword so i can begin my glorious journey, and sack Barbaropolis for good?"

Arthur replied: (...to be continued...)

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Arthur replied with a thick British accent: Now slow down young one, what do you want? You seem to be a jolly good chap but you are currently trespassing on British soil, do you want some tea and biscuits by the way son?

[satalexton]

But alas! EB2 is still less than a beta, so he CTDed and had to reload from the begining of the Gaza campaign..... =[

[Mulceber]

And so, with the god hands of the EB 2 team, he embarked the phalangitai to join the gaza campaign, a test of strength, prelude to sacking Barbaropolis.

But why would he sack Pella? :clown:

And so Alexandros found himself in an infinite loop of conquering and reconquering Gaza. -M

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Until, thanks to the help of his little brother, a green centipede, and a drunk Persian, the EB script was accidentally turned off, and he found himself in the magical world of vanilla Rome Total War where prehistoric giant elephants, purple horsemen, ogres, and ninjas made their homes.

[satalexton]

Fantasy it may be, Alexandros intends to rejoin his crusade against Roma; he petitions the EB team for a way back, and they bade him to follow the yellow brick road.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INpR7GRzFNc

[Zradha Pahlavan]

On his way he met Ptolemais and Seleucus, who were always squabbling. They both saw him, and they both told him to stay away from India. "What's an India?", thought Alexandros, as he continued...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Later he came across a machine with an big red button on it. Next the button a note said: Activate EB script, and Alexandros pressed the trigger and was thus returned to the somewhat logical world of EB.

[Titus Marcellus Scato]

Continuing his journeys, Alexandros met a strange Scythian barbarian, who offered him a beautiful blonde bride, who apparently didn't speak much Greek apart from 'yes' and 'more' so Alexandros wouldn't be bothered by her nagging. "Sure," said Alexandros, "...I could really do with a good woman to keep me company." The Scythian told him to return to the same spot in a month, where his bride would be waiting, but asked for 100 mnai to pay for the wedding and expenses. Alexandros readily agreed, and paid up. "See you here next month!" said the Scythian. "Hmm," thought Alexandros, "that was a bit steep for a wedding, this had better be good!"

[plutoboyz]

The next month, Alexandros go to the same place as promised. Alexandros didn't realize the Scythian actually a bounty hunter who looking for him in exchange for 3 mnai. the trap was successfull. Alexandros found himself being surrounded by 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Duna Asya. The greedy Scythian then order his horde to kill Alexandros while he go inside his tent with Alexandros supposed-to-be-his Bride.

[satalexton]

on the LAST moment, in the BRINK of time, Alexandros decided that he actually liked men instead. Thus he unwittingly spared himself from a grueling fate....

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Damn, just a second too late...

(REWRITE)
Alexandros then purchased some goats from the Scythians for 5 mnai apiece. One of the goats had a wonderfully soft wool, and that goat became Alexandros' personal favorite. Everyday he fed it special mustard brought in by caravans from the Orient.

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros the unlucky... the Special Mustard was really special. it contain Anthrax! it kill the goat and even infecting Alexandros and all living creature around him.

[A Nerd]

Apon consuming a 'magical elixir' that fell off a wagon approaching a nearby market within his city of birth, he was cured and teleported to a peet bog, where a god-like offereing offered his a rusty and misshapen blade to futhur his persuits of a divine and glorious quest...

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros stare the blade, and think "There is no reason to keep this ugly blade". He throw it and it fall on a someone's head. Alexandros then steal a horse then go to far east. when he met some wise guy in red. He then decide to blend with local and change his name to Gyalpo Dagpo Gampo

[Duguntz]

building his lost empire, he decided to raid rebels villages surrounding Sparta... only to be amazed that the more villages he captured, the more incomes the rebel Kings seemed to receive... remembering his past adventures, he wondered if this strange paradox wouldn't have something in common with the ''Great Red Button'' activation...

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

Turns out the reason the AI was making more money was that they were capturing many cities thanks to Argyraspidai spam, and that Alexandros was in fact only raiding the "villages" made by Meth's reskin of watchtowers....

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

So Alexandros used his epic modding skillz to stop the script from giving money to the AI..

[plutoboyz]

...that annoys him every turn with their pezhetairoi spam. then Alexandros with his new horse named 'Notepad' sweep through a city called 'Data' looks for an artifact named 'Script'. at last he found the artifact but its guarded by dozen soldier named antivirus. Alexandros sneak behind the guard and... Crack! he accidentally stepped on dried tree's branch. Antivirus spot him and immediately the antivirus drag his weapon named 'scan'. he use it to Alexandros but it has no effect.
the Antivirus captain shout, "You must be new variant of Trojan! squad, capture and put him in the quarantine!"
"Yes, sir!", the squad replies.

Alexandros run but he can't escape. The antivirus put him inside quarantine room to analyze him.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Antivirus Captain Norton said "Who are you working for and what do they plan? Tell me or I will have to make use of my most dreaded weapon, System Restore.

[plutoboyz]

"I work for myself and I plan to stop AI financial aid!", Alexadros reply.
"Hmm... are you Trojan?", ask the AV Captain.
"No, I'm Hellenes. Trojan already dead. We kill them by our special weapon.", Alexandros reply.
"Then you must be more dangerous than Trojan! Hmm... we need new weapon. Squad, go to homepage and find an update!" Said The AV captain.
"What!? Update!? wait, nooooooooo............!"...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

"I work for myself and I plan to stop AI financial aid!", Alexadros reply.
"Hmm... are you Trojan?", ask the AV Captain.
"No, I'm Hellenes. Trojan already dead. We kill them by our special weapon.", Alexandros reply.
"Then you must be more dangerous than Trojan! Hmm... we need new weapon. Squad, go to homepage and find an update!" Said The AV captain.
"What!? Update!? wait, nooooooooo............!"...

Apparantly the update contained anti Norton substances which caused the Antivirus to die, and..

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros continue his journey. he found the money script but accidentally delete it. now everyone don't have money. Alexandros ride back to RTW. but he decided to visit vanilla RTW: BI first.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

When he arrived in BI he noticed some strange things, people had learned how to swim, horde and forming shieldwall..

[plutoboyz]

he also met some strange people like Huns, Goth, Vandal, Sassanid etc... after that he move to Alexander vanilla. but his presence cause CTD because...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Two great persons with the name Alexandros can not be in the same game.

[plutoboyz]

so Alexandros challenge Alexander to fight in...

[Smelly Jelly]

a tub filled with molten lava...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Which is located in Stockholm, the glorious capital of The Socialist Republic of Sweden.

[plutoboyz]

but the lava frozen. due to Stockholm climate. so its human's skin-friendly.

[Duguntz]

Unfortunatly, Alexandros didn't listened his mom when he was a kid, and, not having a jacket with him, was freezing to the bone, obvously, he couldn't fight a duel in that condition...

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros then freeze. frozen inside an iceberg. until some Inuit found him and ...

[Duguntz]

and Alexandros told to himself... ''hmmm, sweden is even colder than before...''

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros feel weird when he see iron bird flying above him. then he ask one of the Inuit, "What time is it?"

[Fluvius Camillus]

... , The Inuit did not respond, Alexandros did not know that he was frozen for a very long time, and the Inuit who found him actually bothered to bring him all the way to Quebec, for no particular reason. When Alexandros was dropped off by the Inuit, who did not want to speak to him, Alexandros asked a man on the street where he was, all the man could say was: "Je non comprends". Suddenly at the house nearby he heard a scream: "WAAAAAGH", Alexandros knocked at the door of the house and Duguntz opened the door and .....

[plutoboyz]

Smack him till he fell unconscious. Duguntz behead him and make it as Trophy.

[Duguntz]

took his armour and weaponry and puted them himself (like Hector had put the armor of achiles after killing patrocles)... remarking the names carved on the inner part of the back ''Alexandros''... Duguntz wondered if it was THE alexandros

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

... , "Je non comprends".

(sorry for Nitpicking) , it should be Je ne comprends pas (couldn't help myself sorry! :embarassed:) unless it's because the canadians speak french so poorly haha! :laugh4:

But after Duguntz donned the armour and weopons of Alexandros he noticed that Alexandros head was alive and killed Dugentz using his shoop da hoop laser beam.

[Fluvius Camillus]

(sorry for Nitpicking) , it should be Je ne comprends pas (couldn't help myself sorry! :embarassed:)

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics.

Je mapelle Fluvius Camillus, Je suis Neérlandais, j'habite dans Hippolytushoef. J'ai un maman avec un papan et un pétit frère, mon chat c'est heureux toujours! Au revoir mon ami!~D

I know some more, but that really isnt the topic here

~Fluvius

[Zradha Pahlavan]

but, like Hector, his pride got the better of him and the gods became very angry, mostly because they had planned on killing Alexandros but were beaten to it...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics,

oops sorry. :embarassed:

[Smelly Jelly]

It was intentional, I had French for 3 years on high school, I remember the basics.

Je mapelle Fluvius Camillus, Je suis Neérlandais, j'habite dans Hippolytushoef. J'ai un maman avec un papan et un pétit frère, mon chat c'est heureux toujours! Au revoir mon ami!~D

I know some more, but that really isnt the topic here

~Fluvius€
:inquisitive:

[Fluvius Camillus]

:inquisitive:

You don't like French? You don't get why my cat is always happy? Why the inquisitive?

~Fluvius

[Finn MacCumhail]

Oh no, guys! You killed him!

Alexandros stood on the Styx shore. "Darn, I don't wanna die" thought Alexandros. "Hey, Charon, lead me to the chief. Who is in the charge here?"
Few minutes later he stood in front of Hades. Embarrassed and confused he offered a deal...

Then he opened his eyes and sow his savior with his team...
https://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz332/Jegwettnorskbaralit/080525013145f0_0.jpg
Hades kept his word.

[plutoboyz]

Suddenly he heard some mysterious voice. "Alex, this is me Hades. remember, your souls worth for 1000 souls! before you give me 1000 souls, half of your souls will stay here! Mwahahahahahaha....." Alexandros realize that he can't move lower part of his body (start from belly).

[Cute Wolf]

And he begs to the gods, "how I can lead an army when I can't walk properly?". So the gods decide that his feet should be restored, but give him impotence.

Meanwhile, he learned that he should take back his Armour from Duguntz, and he set a journey to found something that will made Duguntz dying on sight, a wargozez with real wolf head, and coloured in pink.

[plutoboyz]

Alexandros plan to ally with wolfgozez. but suddenly a cutephract appear with furious charge an kill the wolfgozez. angrily Alexandros strangle the cutephract till dead. he takes the armor, horse and weapon.

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

And thus we finally get Hetairoi Kataphraktoi running around in Quebec....

[Finn MacCumhail]

But he ran so fast, that he missed his destination and stopped only somewhere in Europe. Suddenly the Large Hadron Collider start to work in it's full power and the vortex opened. Then he sow his homeland. But the time was different. He ought to born 50 years later. And he went to the local ruler looking for a job. He kept his surname and name. Several years later he got married and had a son called Phillippos. When Phillippos grew up and married too, he had a son called like his grandfather - Alexandros. That is how Alexandros became a Grandfather to himself...

[Duguntz]

unfortunatly, the Wife of Phillipos was Sicky and unintelligent, while he was healthy, intelligent and charismatic. Unfortunatly, Alexandros was born with the trait ''Not Like His Father'', and so was unhealthy, dull and shy, in addition to be sicky and unnintelligent, like his mother. As poor a man can get, he was also affraid to the point to puke of blood, and let's not even mention courage... At least he was loyal...

[satalexton]

Despite the shortcomings and traits, Phillipos had a solution: Oliver Stone.

[Finn MacCumhail]

And as it usually is, this Hollywood director gave absolutely wrong version of the history. Instead of being Spartan, Alexandros was Makedonian (!), and fought Persian Empire instead of pink worgozez and other honorable things. And then not to offend real people, their names were replaced with imaginative, for example Hefestion, Perdicca and Ptolemy.

[plutoboyz]

then EB teams stand and willing to correct some Historical accuracy. they launch a mod "Alexandros Barbarorum"

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

But the CA team launches their own mod in response called Alexander Total Unrealism, and thus the struggle between good and evil begins.

[plutoboyz]

that made made Alexandros gone crazy. he start his own mod "My Narcissistic Empire", with many city named after him

[Cute Wolf]

then EB teams stand and willing to correct some Historical accuracy. they launch a mod "Alexandros Barbarorum"


that made made Alexandros gone crazy. he start his own mod "My Narcissistic Empire", with many city named after him

And Plutoboyz was suddenly killed by everyone that was disciples of Megas Alexandros (Μαθηται του Μεγαλου Αλεξανδρου), for throwing those insults...

[Apázlinemjó]

And Plutoboyz was suddenly killed by everyone that was disciples of Megas Alexandros (Μαθηται του Μεγαλου Αλεξανδρου), for throwing those insults...

Moreover he was banished even from the Underworld and was forced to smell Atlas' sweaty feet for eternity.

[plutoboyz]

but he managed to to press ~ and cheat. he kill atlas, the gods and capture Alexandros. put Alexandros inside recycle bin. and then plutoboyz go to far east to build his own empire.

[Zradha Pahlavan]

On his way to the east, he met a group of Parthians who told him that although they liked the fact that he had insulted Alexandros the Accursed repeatedly and defied the philhellenes, they didn't like the idea of someone else trying to build an empire in the east, since they had had more than enough of other people trying to put empires on their turf. So they told him to go to Africa instead, where, so they said, the historically-ambiguous domesticated Bush Elephants were hidden somewhere in a faraway kingdom, and would be ready to serve anyone who could build a high-level regional barracks.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

So Pluto went to Africa, caught some African Elephantes and encountered a strange rabbit who claimed to be a dentist..

[plutoboyz]

pluto hire the dentist to take care of his elephant. then pluto go to north looking for ally. he came to a city named Kart-Hadast...

[Duguntz]

where, at his surprise, the people and governament refused to give him an audience...

[plutoboyz]

he continue his journey to Numidia. meet the king Jugurtha and make alliance against...

[Duguntz]

While Duguntz, seeking revenge against alexandros and still cursed by the gods because he was faster than them (and gods are damn proud) went far south of his Natal Quebec, seeking alliance where pluto failed

[Cute Wolf]

And while Plutoboyz are running arround in Numidia, Cute Wolf suddenly come and shout : "Wheere are you going!?!? Finish our damn modding project first!" and then both plutoboyz and Cute Wolf found themself teleported back to Bandung.

[plutoboyz]

"the reason I was there is to find a good ship that can carry me safely to Java. unfortunately I have to gather some army to take over Kart hadast port. Parthian blocking land route. so I have to use sea route." said him. while back to mainland greece, Alexandros's empire were troubled by several Illyrian pirate...

[Zradha Pahlavan]

The pirates were angry because they weren't allowed to compete in the Olympics. But the Greeks said that the pirates could compete in the Olympics if they went to Rome and smashed the Barbarian temple there.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

And so the pirates did that, without anyone interfering, for the romans took siesta at the time, but..

[plutoboyz]

they accidentally attack Carthaginian navy while crushing Rome port. thus the battle became more and more complicated...

[jirisys]

I may seem to think that this is very useless, uninformative, and frankly not EB related at all, if it is meant to be an AAR please move it so, but keep the EB forums free of spam (canned or fresh:clown:) :nospam:

Thank you

~Jirisys (please mods, do something about this)

[Duguntz]

Dude, it's related by EB by his caracters (dugfuntz, Pluto, wolf.. etc) before comming and scrap our fun, read the first post : Be as ahistorical as you want. meaning that if we want to send Caesar on Mars, captured by the zergs that sacked Rome we will do it! that thread is there to have a bit of fun, and never intended to be an hiostorical documentary! If you don't like what you read here, no one force you to come and read!

...(on the story again)... Jebi, having learned the pirate attack on his navy, sent a relieve force with the mission to sack costals village of Illiria, from where most pirates came, meanwhile, he also sent a ambassy to their capital to clarify that action undertook by the pirates...

[plutoboyz]

... Jebi forgive the Illyrian. it just a small accident, anyway he have many ship, so it won't bother him. so Jebi hire the pirate to fight with him against Roman...

[Duguntz]

Unfortunatly, during the negotiations, the pesky Barbaroi had time to send embassy and subdue with their fat coffers, some greedy cities, hence, they considerably increased their navy and ground forces in no time... Jebi was now faced with a more serious challenge, and went to seek alliances with his fellow romaioktonoi round the known world...

[satalexton]

And so the Great Chapter Armies of Romaioktonoi are summoned, The Baal Lords of Jebi's own chapter, The Wolf Riders of Lykos, The Steel Will of Duguntz and his Klibanophoroi Somatophylakes. A Massive Splinter Armada of the Vergina Sons and their associated marines approach by sea, under the orders of the Megas Basileus ton Basileon himself. Two crusades from Centrio's Sons of Makedonia marched north, one led by Arthur the Briton and his Bodyguards, the other by Hannibas Khan.

Although accounting for only a splinter of the Romaioktonoi's forces, the deployment of the Basileus ton Basileon and the Regent's own chapters meant the Barbaroi has annoyed the civilized people for too much. The 49th White Crusade has begun.

[plutoboyz]

don't want to miss the party, a strange army come from east. everything from them was very unfamiliar. but the commander was looks familiar.
"ah, that boy! I was kick him from my port." said Jebi.
hearing that. the Roman come closer to the strange army. thinking that the stranger was on their side. but the Romans wrong. the legionaires massacred in minutes...
then one of Romaioktonoi shout, "go back and finish our mod first!"
"ahh... the party just begin. okay gentlemen, we must go back to mountains." said their commander.
"hmm... too bad. they can be good asset". said another Romaioktonoi.

[Fluvius Camillus]

But the Romaioktonoi were unaware of the secret Romani plan to invent a time machine, suddenly a squadron of Spitfire's and P-51's joined the newly founded RAF (Romani Air Force).

(Duguntz said as ahistorical as you want, then you get it).

~Fluvius

[plutoboyz]

seeing some metal bird flying, the strange boy became exited. "Ah.. I should call My buddies out there!" Suddenly, countless flying saucer came from sky and quickly purge the sky.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

The Rômaioktonoi however invented their own time machine and brought with them some 5000 JAS 39 Gripen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Gripen) from the barren homelands of the Swedes, which they used to destroy all Romaio Aircraft, with aid from the Plutonese of course.

[plutoboyz]

The Rômaioktonoi however invented their own time machine and brought with them some 5000 JAS 39 Gripen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Gripen) from the barren homelands of the Swedes, which they used to destroy all Romaio Aircraft, with aid from the Aliens of course.

its Plutonese! not Alien! ;)

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

its Plutonese! not Alien! ;)

:P fixed.

Due to lack of power sources however both time-machines were broken.

[Lvcretivs]

...until plutonese scientists created hundred of thousands genetically engineered mountain goats, generating a massive time space vortex by stampeding through the Po valley.
Everybody watched anxiously as...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

..the Italian peninscula was completely obliterated.

[plutoboyz]

along with its inhabitant and all their history. known today as Atlantis...

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Unfortunately, Julius Caesar and some other Romans had built a spaceship and went to the planet Mars, where they met some zerglings that seemed to make great house pets.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Until they noticed that the zefglings had giant nasty fangs after which Julius along with his crew fainted. The zerglings of course later ate the romans.

[Finn MacCumhail]

The Romans, leaded by Caesar was walking through the alien's stomach. "look over there" said Labien to Caesar. And they saw a starship, swallowed by alien before. But some Gauls already build their village there and called it new Gergovia. "Hm, it reminds me something" said Caesar. After the massacre, Romans captured the starship and using blasters killed aliens from inside and went to the Earth.

This time, Romaiktonoi, having no enemy left started to search new one. Their alliance was messed up. Gauls went on war with Swebozez, Ptolies with Seleukids, Carthage with Lusos...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

until they noticed that the romans were back, after which they formed up as Romaiktonoi again, and killed every roman, destroyed every trace of roman DNA every timemachine ,etc. :P

[plutoboyz]

ugh.. late
EDIT:
they even managed to kill the 'wolf'

[Zradha Pahlavan]

But once Rome was destroyed, the Romaiktonoi seemed to have no purpose. They needed something to do, but all that anyone could think of was getting drunk and fighting each other.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

They turned their attention to the Philoromaioi instead, most of them located in America.

[plutoboyz]

but philoromaioi give no fun. they just back and building economy. waiting for another roman.

[Finn MacCumhail]

One week ago.

"So, who can operate starship?" asked Caesar his followers.
*silence*
"Commander, thes err... creature says he can" said some legioner from 10th Legion
"Can you? What is your name?"
"Adiral Akbar! Ready to serve!"
"We must return Rome" exclaimed Labien.
"No! It is a trap!" said Admiral Akbar "Lets conquer the galaxy instead"
"Good, Labien, you can go there in extra module" said Caesar "While we would make new Pax Romania with blackjack and *** ;-)"


So, Labien and his followers were captured in a trap on the Earth and they all die. While Caesar fought cosmic Gauls, Pharaons, space Numidians and so on. He have build large Empire, but withought Earth, coz he generously presented it to Romaiktonoi. Who cares about one planet, when you can afford all of them?

[plutoboyz]

but the boy from former planet saw this as a threat. He send his best scientist to teach Romaioktonoi "How To Build an Space Armada".

[Skullheadhq]

But why would he sack Pella? :clown:

And so Alexandros found himself in an infinite loop of conquering and reconquering Gaza. -M

So, out of boredom he came here and started the 121869th thread about the release date of EBII

[Zradha Pahlavan]

The Romaiktonoi eagerly awaited the release of their super weapon, EB2. Once it was ready, they could install it on their mightiest star ships and destroy the barbarians.

[Cute Wolf]

Out of boredroom, caused by some Inter Romaioktonoi wars, Cute Wolf escaped the Duguntz, Jebivjetar, Hun General, and Arthur's wrath (because he genetically enginereed the Wargozez, Dorkim Khdoshim, Aeldry Aezamblade, and Kluddargos , so they have cute purple wolf fur and head), and Plutoboyz seem to not helping him either. So Cute Wolf go to his secret base, prepare his purple wolf alien squadron, riding flying saucers, and go to the Roman colony, where he search for one certain philoromaioi, Sonic... to extract half the data of their genetic mutator weapon.

[gamegeek2]

From out of the desert comes gamegeek2, at the forefront of a host of nomads - desert and steppe alike - banded together under the common banner of glory and plunder. He marches up to Satalexton and proclaims:

YALLA! MY SULTAN WISHES YOU DEAD!!!

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

And at once, my dreaded Turkish alter ego comes up and says: "Infidels to kill, Sultan?" Apparently Sata is a basileus in all non-roman cultures.:clown:

[gamegeek2]

Sultan gamegeek2 of the Joint Nomad Tribes wishes the fall of the Arche Makedonia! With no Romans to plunder, we seek a new source of riches - and none would be more appropriate than the great kingdom of Makedonia.

Assemble the horsemen. We march at dawn. Basileus Satalexton will be trampled beneath the hooves of a million of the fiercest warriors, from the lowest horse archer to a collection of the finest nomadic horsemen from all over the world - men the Hetairoi have no chance against.

We seek no conflict with Qart-Hadasht, Sofet Jebvijetar.

[satalexton]

:clown: a Romaioktonoi civil war? :clown:
(Gamegeek is listed as "Hetairos" on my list)

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

The North and South Germanikoi, led by me and Duguntz respectively, ally and prepare their troops to attack whichever side begins to get an advantage....

[Cute Wolf]

And due to their previous persecution because of the "Justice to the Badass war", Cute Wolf accept the alliance offer with Sonic, produce their genetically engineered Horse Archers supported by Half-Hoplite-Half-Legionaries army (wearing thracian helmets, carrying several pilum, and fought with overhead gladius-headed spears), and levy a tons of South East Asian feudal Swordsmen. And their army comes to the border of Arche Makedonia, seeing that Gamegeek's army rampaging and exterminating the Makedonian army. Taking the great advantage, Cute Wolf order his men to exterminate Gamegeek's army and stole all the loot.

[satalexton]

Then suddenly, the royal tombs exploded. Emerging from the smoke and rubble, are taxis after taxis of phalangitai and ile after ile of cavalry. Unlike any other, these men (and horses) are all wearing powered-armour made of mithril, armed to the teeth with plasma sarrisae, force-field generating shields, anti-gravity homing javelins and each bearing an energy-bladed kopis for a side arm.

The standard bearer, bearing a holographic image of God-King Maion, marched forward. Face projected a hundred times the normal size, the god king of kings called for an end to the fighting. Sonic refused on the grounds that he is a philromaios, and he and his army were quickly reduced to red mist from a single javelin launched from amongst the cavalry. The fighting promptly ended.

Reunited, and Lykos having to wash the army's dishes for a week as a punishment for allying with Sonic, the unstoppable army marched towards Barbaropolis once again...

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

And so it turns out the Germanic Romaioktonoi were actually very smart to stay neutral due to the fact that they were going ahead in time to collaborate with their Varangian brothers in forcing "Basileia ton Romaion" to change its name to "Basileia ton Hellas kai Asia Mikra".....

[Cute Wolf]

Reunited, and Lykos having to wash the army's dishes for a week as a punishment for allying with Sonic, the unstoppable army marched towards Barbaropolis once again...

And while washing dishes, Lykos said... "Hey, did you remember that Barbaropolis on earth are allready razed to the grond and made into ruins ful of manure? Those Romaioi Barbaroi are actually in space now, fighting space Celtics and Germans..."

[satalexton]

"Nay," says Maion. "The One True Barbaroi Stays."
"Hidden beneath the sewers, they hide."

[Cute Wolf]

"I swear I've meet with them in space..." Lykos Replied.
"Sonic comes from up there, you can use my squadron of flying saucers if you want....."

[plutoboyz]

"no, no Romaioi in space. I've clean the space. and none of you help me.
ah... I see you guys are fighting each other. I better back to Pakuan to assemble my own army. just in case one of you attack me"

[satalexton]

they are in space, but their females and 'lings are hiding in the sewers...if they aren't purged, barbaropolis will regrow within a year.

[Cute Wolf]

So the Romaioi hive queen is still hidden in Barbaropolis? Equip the men with heavy anti infestation suit then... so they wouldn't be infested hellenes turned against us.

[Fluvius Camillus]

Annoyed by the squabbling of the Romaioktonoi, he could no longer work on his project, and continued to do interesting stuff again. He went to th east, away from the wars and Roman vs Others squabbling. He stole a ship and sailed away. His ship sank, but helped by Sab'yns he was escorted to the Indus. Where he started a cheese shop.

(I went back some pages to find where we lost Alexandros)

~Fluvius

[Finn MacCumhail]

Last time we saw Alexandros as an old man, growing his grandson and himself in one person. Yep, he is Grandfather to himself.

When Alexandros the yang visited his Grandfather on his summer holidays, he went to the Holy River Gang, and was eaten by the Holy Crocodile. So he never visited the future, never come back and he didn't gave birth to his father Philliphos, and unborn Philippos couldn't give a birth to him. Errr... CTD?

[satalexton]

and so we reload back to the begining of the Gaza Campaign.....this time teh EBII team promising some patches.....

[Zradha Pahlavan]

But it turns out that an error resulted in a reload to a Giza campaign rather than a Gaza campaign. There wasn't much to do there, so Alexandros built a sled and climbed up the Great Pyramid and slid back down it. He did this again and again for several hours until...

[Cute Wolf]

A stone falls under his foot, and reveal that hidden beneath the pyramid, there was a lot of dormant mummy axemen army, supported by some bald slingers, and had vanguards of silly two handed spearmen wearing scale gown.

[plutoboyz]

darn late!

EDIT; and the worst thing, Alexandros accidentally enter a portal to vanilla world.

[gamegeek2]

The Sultan, having received news that the Romaioi live, ceases hostilities against his fellow Romaioktonoi until such matters are resolved.

But one must be warned - us nomads got shafted in the partition of the Roman lands. We wish for a better lifestyle than our poor life on the steppe and desert, subsisting off mere sheep and cattle.

[satalexton]

and a fine partition they shall recieve: The senate halls of Barbaropolis for them to serve as stables!

[gamegeek2]

we'd prefer something a bit closer to home - or actual lands to live in.

In the meantime, we will begin using plundered riches to fund terraforming efforts - to make more arable land.

[Duguntz]

Satalexton, this is an OFFENSE, almost unforgivable... Have you no respect for those poor horses? Ha... they're not ours...

[satalexton]

Sorry, my bad....

As a token of apology, would you accept the whole of Former-Latin lands, minus Barbaropolis, as your kleros?

[gamegeek2]

Actually, my plan was to seize the Hungarian plain (full of Illyrioi, do you mind?) - Also, the Po river valley and Venetia. That will suffice as lands for us steppe-folk. Of course, those who stubbornly wish to cling to the old ways can stay the same forever. Can't blame the Siracae too much, they've actually got something going in their lands, but the others...

Gamegeek2, Hetairos Romaioktonon kai Basileus Skython, thanks the Basileus Romaioktonon for his generosity.

The Arabians, of course, have found their own method of gaining wealth. Sure, it involves unfair monopolization, but you can deal with that yourselves. You'll have to deal with Moros, who has many shabs under his thumb, and can deploy great armies of well-equipped warriors. Only the Nabatu remain out of his Arabian domain, for now.

[lionhard]

The seleucids had been keeping a close watch on this unfair monopolization and have realised that this so called moros has become a great pain, expecially in the east, What better time for the great Lion emperor to prove his skills in combat against these vast armies of moros! The lion emperor assembled a huge army of elite phalanaxes, Heavy spearmen the best archers from the east and most importantly the most fearosome elephants the lands could offer. To war my seleucids!! time to slay those dirty arabs!

[plutoboyz]

"ah... another clumsy phalanx. Kasatrya, don't let our Austronesian brother fallen! we must fight! To arm!" Lionhard, prepare to face countless Balamati and Puragabaya on the field.

[Cute Wolf]

And suddenly, all the chaos stopped, as real Basileus Romaioktonaion step in and made all the Romaioktonoi civil war factions cease fire and get their alliance back...

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

The seleucids had been keeping a close watch on this unfair monopolization and have realised that this so called moros has become a great pain, expecially in the east, What better time for the great Lion emperor to prove his skills in combat against these vast armies of moros! The lion emperor assembled a huge army of elite phalanaxes, Heavy spearmen the best archers from the east and most importantly the most fearosome elephants the lands could offer. To war my seleucids!! time to slay those dirty arabs!

And now you've got Ibrahim raising desperately fullstacks to stave off the invasion.

[plutoboyz]

And suddenly, all the chaos stopped, as real Basileus Romaioktonaion step in and made all the Romaioktonoi civil war factions cease fire and get their alliance back...

hey wolf, could you temporarily give Puragabaya and Balamati 3 HP? I don't want those seleucid in philipines.

[lionhard]

The seleucids were in trouble against all these new alliances BUT the great emperor lion came up with a plan! We MUST revive alexander from the dead some 1 must get him from the vanilla portal. Lion sent 2 of his best generals with half stacks to fight their way in with their hardened EB infantry they smashed their way through the vanilla world in search of the one and only ALEXANDER!

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

The Alexander of sparta that is.

[jirisys]

Back in the saka rauka... who were completely obliterating baktria and AS... they started a war with the sauromaete too, and they took several cities from them until they decided to make a ceasfire, a new general called Jirisys of Saka with his son in in law Cute Wolf the Baktrian, went ridin' quickly (they see me ridin, they hatin':clown:) and with their fast horses attacked the capital of the seleukeia (which at that time was Hallikarnasos) and they waited outside the city and ambushed the garrison while they were going out to find some Revival potion. They were all killed and the emperor Lion was the sole man in the city, but Jirisys quickly made a deal with the KH (led by Jirisys of Athens) army that was nearby and allied to attack hallikarnasos, the greeks had a spy inside so they opened the doors of the large stone walls, Cute Wolf led the attack, Jirisys stayed to distract the cavalry, Cute wolf took posession of the gate paying the locals 100 mnai and he asked them to skirmish the greeks if they came near the gate, Jirisys quickly ran inside and locked the greeks out, even the mighty hippeis couldn't keep up with Jirisys' bodyguard cavalry, they killed Lion's bodyguard, and enslaved Lion, trey killed the spy, and the greeks were angry, but the sakas turned the AS into a client kingdom and joined them into their empire... The greeks retreated to makedonia and sacked Pella, killing Stalexton in the process (but that's a story for another post:clown:)... Jirisys, proclaimed himself the new emperor of the Sauro-Baktrio-Seleukid-Saka empire (the king of the Saka kingdom was happy with him due to his great abilities and decided to keep the job of being a king, and Jirisys let him) and his son in law (Cute Wolf of Baktria) was named faction heir and adorned with 5478 women, (35875 were taken by his father in law) and they fell in love and married...:clown: This was the end of the Fall of 253 BCE

~Jirisys (of Rome!:clown:)

[lionhard]

Meanwhile in the vanilla world lions elite infantry had found out the wereabouts of alexander, he was repelling a greek invasion in the year 70 bc, macedonia had only a few settlements in lydia, they quickly advanced to confrount the great leader. When alexander met with Lions elite, he could not recall ever being in the EB world and did not want a part of their war. But through much persuation one of the generals made a bargain with the great one, if the elite infantry from EB were to help alexander and his few macedonian troops retake greece and defeat the puny vanilla infantry he would go back through the EB portal and save the seleucid empire and recrue Lion from the ugle emperor Jirisys crasp.

After only 2 years of fighting, greece was once again under macedonian control EB infantry had won many heroic victories against the vanilla. Alexander kept his end end of the bargain and travelled back through the EB portal with the depleated EB infantry and his royal gaurd.

It was 251 BCE and the combined forces of Lions generals and Alexander and his royal gaurd were astonished to find that the seleucid empire had been dominated by the ugly Saka and Lion had been enslaved. They consulted the one and only faction who they knew would accept their true king, the macedonians. within a year Alexander had gained greece and most of modern day turkey, with his border tight up against the Saka-Seleucid empire. A small rescue operation was carried out to recapture the lion emporer from ugly Jirisys crasp which was successful, but what would lion do now with alexander back? he was getting old and had learnt that the spotlight can bring misfortune. He settled down in Pella and left alexander and his mighty army to take on the Sake-seleucid empire. War was inevitable

[jirisys]

Jirisys of Rome was blitzing to africa and destroying the carthaginian empire, capturing Jebivjetar in the process, but forgave him for his braveness and great intelligence, and made him into a half-citizien and gave him 5 women and 320 mnai per year. The greek empire of Jirisys was heavily angry at lion and also Jirisys of Saka, but they were in a crisis as Rhodes, Crete, Athens & Sparta were the only cities that they had and they were heavily attacked by the maks, but right in the nick of time, the Sakas proposed to give him Hallikarnasos (the only asia-minor city they had left) and Chighu, the capital for an alliance, the greeks decided to go with it, the Seleucid-Saka-Baktria (let's call them SSB) emperor announced to all of the cities that were captured, that the gift of 10 women per men that he had given them, that they should enjoy it quickly, because, in death they wouldn't be able. The message was spread to all cities, and several SSB soldiers that were holding the revolt warned the people by killing thousands of them, and the Makedonian-Seleukid empire's soldiers discovered them, and attacked them, but were unsuccessful, the thousands of dead bodies made for a great wall and the mak-sel were obliterated by the Horse Archers. The rule over asia was almost complete, but they decided to stop there, made an alliance with the ptolemaio, the Romani and Averni, but didn't found the location of Lion, or Alexander... But the greeks did, they were exchanged Chighu for the cities westward of Persepolis, and they had a jumping start taking away the lands of the makedonians from asia and making the border unpassable, they found Lion hiding in Mycena and upon seeing him, they talked to the SSB of what to do with him, Cute Wolf was the one who talked to him, he offered him money, women and a kigdom, if he would stop the war with his allies, but in his stubborness refused, then Jirisys of Saka talked to him, the only things that he said, he said to him in greek so everyone understood his fate (Cute wolf talked to him in semitic, since he didn't know greek and Lion knew Semitic) he said "Κύβος, εσείς όχιευγνώμων αφρός" "Die, you ungrateful scum" and decapitated him (for violating the vanilla/EB border and the laws of physics:clown:) Alexander was yet on the loose, and the SSB & KH were concerned, of what his next move would be...

Back in Rome, Jirisys had conquered Sicily, the Baleares and The islands east of the baleares, the Carthaginians, without their leader, asked for a ceasefire, they gave it to them.

So the history closes the Spring of 247 BCE

Note: It would be more fun (IMO) if the time traveling/physics bending & impossibilities occuring... weren't used, Thank you!

~Jirisys (of Greece!:clown:)

[plutoboyz]

suddenly Plutoboyz came with his fleet.
"Jirisys! What are you doing with my Saka? Why you attack carthaginian? You destroy my empire, turn it into SSB and destroy my allies! stop now and get back to the skinning job! I want my Pajajaran army looks great!" said plutoboyz angrily. soon pluto put him inside maximum security cell with the unskinned model.

"oh my... I have to build my empire again. that boy screws it all."

[MarCn]

Jirisys of Rome was blitzing to africa and destroying the carthaginian empire, capturing Jebivjetar in the process, but forgave him for his braveness and great intelligence, and made him into a half-citizien and gave him 5 women and 320 mnai per year. The greek empire of Jirisys was heavily angry at lion and also Jirisys of Saka, but they were in a crisis as Rhodes, Crete, Athens & Sparta were the only cities that they had and they were heavily attacked by the maks, but right in the nick of time, the Sakas proposed to give him Hallikarnasos (the only asia-minor city they had left) and Chighu, the capital for an alliance, the greeks decided to go with seroquel quetiapine (http://www.buyseroquel.net/) it, the Seleucid-Saka-Baktria (let's call them SSB) emperor announced to all of the cities that were captured, that the gift of 10 women per men that he had given them, that they should enjoy it quickly, because, in death they wouldn't be able. The message was spread to all cities, and several SSB soldiers that were holding the revolt warned the people by killing thousands of them, and the Makedonian-Seleukid empire's soldiers discovered them, and attacked them, but were unsuccessful, the thousands of dead bodies made for a great wall and the mak-sel were obliterated by the Horse Archers. The rule over asia was almost complete, but they decided to stop there, made an alliance with tadalafil uk (http://www.cheaptadalafil.co.uk/) the ptolemaio, the Romani and Averni, but didn't found the location of Lion, or Alexander... But the greeks did, they were exchanged Chighu for the cities westward of Persepolis, and they had a jumping start taking away the lands of the makedonians from asia and making the border unpassable, they found Lion hiding in Mycena and upon seeing him, they talked to the SSB of what to do with him, Cute Wolf was the one who talked to him, he offered him money, women and a kigdom, if he would stop the war with his allies, but in his stubborness refused, then Jirisys of Saka talked to him, the only things that he said, he said to him in greek so everyone understood his fate (Cute wolf talked to him in semitic, since he didn't know greek and Lion knew Semitic) he said "Κύβος, εσείς όχιευγνώμων αφρός" "Die, you ungrateful scum" and decapitated him (for violating the vanilla/EB border and the laws of physics:clown:) Alexander was yet on the loose, and the SSB & KH were concerned, of what his next move would be...

Back in Rome, Jirisys had conquered Sicily, the Baleares and The islands east of the baleares, the Carthaginians, without their leader, asked for a ceasefire, they gave it to them.

So the history closes the Spring of 247 BCE

Note: It would be more fun (IMO) if the time traveling/physics bending & impossibilities occuring... weren't used, Thank you!

~Jirisys (of Greece!:clown:)






Possible what this story made by forum members

[lionhard]

Jirisys of Rome was blitzing to africa and destroying the carthaginian empire, capturing Jebivjetar in the process, but forgave him for his braveness and great intelligence, and made him into a half-citizien and gave him 5 women and 320 mnai per year. The greek empire of Jirisys was heavily angry at lion and also Jirisys of Saka, but they were in a crisis as Rhodes, Crete, Athens & Sparta were the only cities that they had and they were heavily attacked by the maks, but right in the nick of time, the Sakas proposed to give him Hallikarnasos (the only asia-minor city they had left) and Chighu, the capital for an alliance, the greeks decided to go with it, the Seleucid-Saka-Baktria (let's call them SSB) emperor announced to all of the cities that were captured, that the gift of 10 women per men that he had given them, that they should enjoy it quickly, because, in death they wouldn't be able. The message was spread to all cities, and several SSB soldiers that were holding the revolt warned the people by killing thousands of them, and the Makedonian-Seleukid empire's soldiers discovered them, and attacked them, but were unsuccessful, the thousands of dead bodies made for a great wall and the mak-sel were obliterated by the Horse Archers. The rule over asia was almost complete, but they decided to stop there, made an alliance with the ptolemaio, the Romani and Averni, but didn't found the location of Lion, or Alexander... But the greeks did, they were exchanged Chighu for the cities westward of Persepolis, and they had a jumping start taking away the lands of the makedonians from asia and making the border unpassable, they found Lion hiding in Mycena and upon seeing him, they talked to the SSB of what to do with him, Cute Wolf was the one who talked to him, he offered him money, women and a kigdom, if he would stop the war with his allies, but in his stubborness refused, then Jirisys of Saka talked to him, the only things that he said, he said to him in greek so everyone understood his fate (Cute wolf talked to him in semitic, since he didn't know greek and Lion knew Semitic) he said "Κύβος, εσείς όχιευγνώμων αφρός" "Die, you ungrateful scum" and decapitated him (for violating the vanilla/EB border and the laws of physics:clown:) Alexander was yet on the loose, and the SSB & KH were concerned, of what his next move would be...

Back in Rome, Jirisys had conquered Sicily, the Baleares and The islands east of the baleares, the Carthaginians, without their leader, asked for a ceasefire, they gave it to them.

So the history closes the Spring of 247 BCE

Note: It would be more fun (IMO) if the time traveling/physics bending & impossibilities occuring... weren't used, Thank you!

~Jirisys (of Greece!:clown:)


Haha i was only carrying on the story if you read back, alexander got thrown into the vanilla portal, the whole idea of this was to progress on what had been previously said. Blame who ever it was who said the vanilla portal for that lol!

[jirisys]

suddenly Plutoboyz came with his fleet.
"Jirisys! What are you doing with my Saka? Why you attack carthaginian? You destroy my empire, turn it into SSB and destroy my allies! stop now and get back to the skinning job! I want my Pajajaran army looks great!" said plutoboyz angrily. soon pluto put him inside maximum security cell with the unskinned model.

"oh my... I have to build my empire again. that boy screws it all."

Jirisys was angry... he shouted while he was getting put into jail "I'M NOT A MODDER!!!!! YOU CONFUSED ME WITH JIRISYS THE MODDER!!!!!!!" Cute Wolf (the Baktrian... who also wasn't a modder) was spying on them, and came into a talk with plutoboyz, he managed not to get caught by the guards and expolained the confusion... Jirisys the Modder and Cute Wolf the Modder were already in indonesia, they departed the Saka and became the royalty of indonesia... so he fred Jirisys and gave him 4000mnai due to his misunderstanding (pluto was very rich) and returned Jirisys to Alexandreia-Eschate where he had planned a meeting with the greeks for them to tell him how they killed Satalexton... he still was very angry... But recognized that he should have presented his fellow Saka modder before. So he went to Alexandreia-Eschate...

And the empire... Jirisys of Saka gave the original kingdomship with the provinces to plutoboyz (as i already stated... he was the old faction leader) he came into realization that the SSB empire was not what he wanted... so he spoke to Jirisys again... Jirisys told him that it was all ok... The old baktrian territory was governed by baktrians, with saka supervision... so was the seleucid... so he was happy as he looked that it was more of a protectoracy than a anihilation

Jirisys of Greece was attacking pontos now... but unsuccessfully, he had to destroy his campaign due to a sieging of Hallikarnasos... and the romans were pretty much where they were before, they repelled one or two armies... but they stayed calm to install allied governments... they were almost as rich as the SSB empire... but they were good friends, the other factions trembled at their mighty alliance...

And that was the end of the autumn of 246 BCE

~Jirisys (the modder!!:clown:)

[plutoboyz]

plutoboyz, see jirisys the modder work slowly. suddenly, he capture all Jirisys. put them into his lab and merge him. because the merging machine is still Beta, the new Jirisys looks ugly.

"ok, let see... 3 arm, 5 legs and 4,5 eyes... wtf! 4,5??? well... as long as... umm... It can skin, everything will be alright."

again pluto put It inside his Maximum Security cell, with unskinned model, food and a toy.

Pluto continue the campaign. he took over the Saka and turn it into "Sundaturkindohellenokeltibalkanarabiaryanipoeniberian-Saka" in english: Sunda-Turkic-Indo-Hellenic-Celtic-Balkan-Arabian-Iranian-Poenichian-Iberian-Saka. the Empire stretch from Mongolian steppe, Nusantara archipelago, India Sub-continent, Arabian dessert and whole mediterranian except Italian peninsula, because Italian peninsula still contaminated from a Nuclear test last month ago.

meanwhile he send a special team searching for Cutewolf of Baktra...

[jirisys]

plutoboyz, see jirisys the modder work slowly. suddenly, he capture all Jirisys. put them into his lab and merge him. because the merging machine is still Beta, the new Jirisys looks ugly.

"ok, let see... 3 arm, 5 legs and 4,5 eyes... wtf! 4,5??? well... as long as... umm... It can skin, everything will be alright."

again pluto put It inside his Maximum Security cell, with unskinned model, food and a toy.

Pluto continue the campaign. he took over the Saka and turn it into "Sundaturkindohellenokeltibalkanarabiaryanipoeniberian-Saka" in english: Sunda-Turkic-Indo-Hellenic-Celtic-Balkan-Arabian-Iranian-Poenichian-Iberian-Saka. the Empire stretch from Mongolian steppe, Nusantara archipelago, India Sub-continent, Arabian dessert and whole mediterranian except Italian peninsula, because Italian peninsula still contaminated from a Nuclear test last month ago.

meanwhile he send a special team searching for Cutewolf of Baktra...

And Jirisys was happy... because the hellenic poeple (KH) were given autonomy... and rome was testing some nuclear devices for world domination... jirisys was assembled back together into the Mighty Pasta in Disguise!!:clown: and everyone was happpy

~Jirisys (the only one!:clown:)

[plutoboyz]

Because, Rome has been cleaned lately. The Sundaturkindohellenokeltibalkanarabiaryanipoeniberian-Saka Empire send a full force to Italia. He did not kill anyone but capture them all instead. Pluto merge all of the Roman. because to many Roman inside the "Merging Chamber" The machine broke before finishing the merge. all the Roman Merge unsuccessfully. it looks like Slimy Gigantic Eagle-like Red Blob.

ugh.. that one really nasty...

[Finn MacCumhail]

And now for something completely different.

http://usa.worldcupblog.org/files/2008/09/something_completely_different.jpg

Being fed up with their controversy, they decided to go to the Candy Mountain.

http://sticky.queerclick.com/images/uploads/charlie-2.jpg

[jirisys]

Well when i was being in jail i didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition!

-Loud Chord Playing-

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise. SURPRISE and fear, our 2 weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency, our 3 weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Ah.. 4.. NO! Amoungst our weapons; amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, s-ah, I'll come in again!...:clown:

~Jirisys (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/inq5iw.gif)

[Hannibal Khan the Great]

~Jirisys (if i was on twcenter, i could at least post the image:sad:)

You could copy the image URL from TWC and post it here.

[lionhard]

And now for something completely different.

http://usa.worldcupblog.org/files/2008/09/something_completely_different.jpg

Being fed up with their controversy, they decided to go to the Candy Mountain.

http://sticky.queerclick.com/images/uploads/charlie-2.jpg

LMAO

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Meanwhile in Albion, Arthur explains the current Form of government of the Kingdom of the Britons to some ignorant peasants:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Emyojca0U

[Rahwana]

And after some time of vicious campaign, the Romaioktonoi alliance are broken :birthday2:

[Cute Wolf]

Getting tired with their way of Spamming and posting meaningless discussion in the EB Forum, Cute Wolf trying to hold them for doing a certain suicide by perma-banned, but apparently, Maion are enraged with Cute Wolf's advice, and expel him of their group, so Cute Wolf gather his army, and attack Maion right away, declaring himself independent. Maion try to resist, but apparently, Ludens and his band of Moderators saw fit to put a banhammer on those spamming romaioktonoi.