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Strike For The South
04-08-2010, 15:55
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.


The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."



The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

A Nerd
04-08-2010, 15:58
Ha ha! Cowboys are funny! The preacher could have at least got a wine spritzer!

Strike For The South
04-08-2010, 16:05
Ha ha! Cowboys are funny! The preacher could have at least got a wine spritzer!

<3.

Hosakawa Tito
04-08-2010, 22:57
A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Louis VI the Fat
04-08-2010, 23:04
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."FAKE



The cowboy didn't have to chose. All Texans know you can have your Kate and Edith too.

KukriKhan
04-09-2010, 14:48
FAKE

Artistic license, as anyone who has ever known a cowboy could tell by:

the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda

Gregoshi
04-09-2010, 15:03
The cowboy didn't have to chose. All Texans know you can have your Kate and Edith too.
Kate is the cow and Edith the sheep, right? :laugh4:

Subotan
04-09-2010, 15:09
Why would a cowboy use a plane? Surely he would be gallivanting across the plains to get to Texas (Assuming he wasn't already in Texas)?

Gregoshi
04-09-2010, 15:16
Why would a cowboy use a plane? Surely he would be gallivanting across the plains to get to Texas (Assuming he wasn't already in Texas)?
He was obviously gallivanting across the planes of Texas. ~D

Louis VI the Fat
04-09-2010, 22:49
the cowboy asked for a whiskey and sodaExcellent observation, and the solid proof that SFTS's opening post is not based on real events. :no:


He was obviously gallivanting across the planes of Texas. ~DWe're all outdone, and he makes it look so simple and straightforward too. :shame:

Mouzafphaerre
04-09-2010, 23:59
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A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

:laugh4:
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Hosakawa Tito
04-10-2010, 10:50
the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda


Excellent observation, and the solid proof that SFTS's opening post is not based on real events. :no:



Very observant indeed. Soda is so New York City that I doubt the word even exists in Texas. If Slim's momma heard him say that he'd get his mouth washed out with soap.

The Stranger
04-10-2010, 12:20
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omg... i didnt get it untill i saw your smiley!!!

Madoushi
04-10-2010, 12:25
A cowboy walked into a bar one day and said 'ow'.

Thank you! I'll be here all week! :grin: