Wingmen [Archive]

Prussian to the Iron

04-21-2010, 03:21

Sasaki Kojiro

04-21-2010, 03:32

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great),

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that? :dizzy2:

Prussian to the Iron

04-21-2010, 03:37

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.

Sasaki Kojiro

04-21-2010, 03:41

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.

I didn't mean to offend you Prussian.

Whatever floats your boat :shrug:

Thermal

04-21-2010, 03:45

If shes happy all month round then it shouldn't be that hard to know that :grin:

Secura

04-21-2010, 03:51

i have to say that her (.)(.) are great

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?

Whatever floats your boat :shrug:

:laugh4:

Never, ever, ever stop being you, Sasaki!

Gregoshi

04-21-2010, 04:58

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?

Probably not as shallow as we are. :laugh4:

Cute Wolf

04-21-2010, 05:19

(.)(.)
Teddy Bear's eyes?

c c
(.)(.)
(/ \)
(_bd_)

Csargo

04-21-2010, 05:23

It's probably going to draw the ire of the Frontroom Faithful... but what's her conversation like?

:laugh4:

Never, ever, ever stop being you, Sasaki!

https://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8248/medium3258480539fb0484e.jpg

A Very Super Market

04-21-2010, 06:30

Yeah, neo-nazis are always a fun crowd to observe.

pevergreen

04-21-2010, 07:52

the greatest people in the history of the world.

so at my baseball game last saturday, made 2 runs, both with really nice hits.

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great), when my friend who ive known for like a year and a half comes up behind me and starts telling her about how great my hits and runs were. oh man i owe him soooo much.

oh, and happy 4/20! no i do not celebrate it, but it was funny seeing people who are.

Whats the 20/4?

And you realise you would have sounded more mature if you said boobs rather than done the silly text version...

I'm all for liking people that are attractive, but if thats the best thing you can think about her, pever does not approve.

CountArach

04-21-2010, 08:19

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that? :dizzy2:
Thank you Sasaki :laugh4:

Beskar

04-21-2010, 08:23

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

04-21-2010, 12:15

Also, Wingmen has a different definition here. It is the person that occupies you in your quest to find a date, which helps facilitate it, so you don't look like a complete loser being billy no-mates in your quest.

Edit: Also, I am saw I just saw a post by TinCow before me. I think my mind is playing tricks on me.

Beskar, that's basically what Prussian's guy did, just not in a "date" setting.

Still, he has a way to go yet.... I employ taskt-specific wingmen for picking off the target's multiple escorts.

naut

04-21-2010, 12:17

Whats the 20/4?
Four-twenty! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29)

Scienter

04-21-2010, 13:07

Her periods are great? How could they be, and why on earth do you know that? :dizzy2:

:laugh4:

Still, he has a way to go yet.... I employ taskt-specific wingmen for picking off the target's multiple escorts.

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work! :gah2:

pevergreen

04-21-2010, 14:03

Four-twenty! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29)

Oh wow. No wonder I hadn't heard of it. Silly people.

Dating was so much work! :gah2:

Kind of glad I don't bother with it, to be honest.

Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

04-21-2010, 15:36

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work! :gah2:

well yes, hence the term "Wingman", as in, "cover me, I'm going in!"

Strike For The South

04-21-2010, 16:39

the greatest people in the history of the world.

so at my baseball game last saturday, made 2 runs, both with really nice hits.

yesterday, i was talking to this girl i always talk to with a locker next to mine (i have to say that her (.)(.) are great), when my friend who ive known for like a year and a half comes up behind me and starts telling her about how great my hits and runs were. oh man i owe him soooo much.

oh, and happy 4/20! no i do not celebrate it, but it was funny seeing people who are.

Good deal man, Now here's to hoping she's a cleat chaser and you're in like flynn

Subotan

04-21-2010, 18:55

the sarcasm is appreciated Sasaki.
How can you criticise someone for using sarcasm by using sarcasm..?

A Nerd

04-21-2010, 19:02

PI needs a bosom for a pillow!

Megas Methuselah

04-21-2010, 20:57

Aw man PI, you're hilarious! :laugh4:

Centurion1

04-21-2010, 23:04

pi ive missed you bud.

Prussian to the Iron

04-22-2010, 02:15

And you realise you would have sounded more mature if you said boobs rather than done the silly text version...

I'm all for liking people that are attractive, but if thats the best thing you can think about her, pever does not approve.

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

and not hats not it, but thats a highlight that greatly enhances her appearance.

Secura

04-22-2010, 03:04

i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it.

You might've come across as more gentlemanly by just outright saying boobs... but the sentiment is much appreciated. :bow:

Myrddraal

04-22-2010, 03:29

:laugh4: :laugh4: Ahh Sasaki my sides hurt.

That's what I thought the main function of a wingman was. Get her friends away from her so that you can be alone. Just like girls brought a gaggle of friends to help rescue them from unwanted attention. Dating was so much work! :gah2:

Problem is, when girls are sober, they expect you to rescue them from unwanted attention. Later in the evening, when they're drunk, you get reproachful looks for rescuing them when, right now, they didn't want to be rescued. When it reaches that stage I have a hard time telling whether it's the booze or the bloke, so if rescuing seems to be the order of the day, I double check with friends first and we move in en-masse.

pevergreen

04-22-2010, 04:11

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

Csargo

04-22-2010, 04:14

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy :bigcry:

pevergreen

04-22-2010, 04:29

I have all the tools, but none of the moxy :bigcry:

Its ok, you can still be salvaged. Simply challenge other potential suitors to a duel.

Since swords and gunfights at dawn are no longer legal, methodology is as follows.

1. Approach enemy with proper posture
2. Say: "Dear sir, you offend my honour! I demand satisfaction!" Particular emphasis on the demanding.
3. The correct response is: "Then you shall have it sir!"
4. The duel may be carried out in a gentlemenly manner, such as a vicious thumb war, or a video game context or some form of ability contest.
5. Honour is satisfied.

Strike For The South

04-22-2010, 05:25

i didnt want to offend anyone. i was thinking particularly about female orgahs who may not appreciate it. i am a gentleman if you havent noticed.

and not hats not it, but thats a highlight that greatly enhances her appearance.

Do what you want. I thought you got your point across fine.

Prussian to the Iron

04-22-2010, 20:17

You're only a gentlemen when you start wearing a top hat, a monocle, learn to walk using a cane and have a top notch moustache.

thats too english-y. think american......Mr. Peanut!

Megas Methuselah

04-22-2010, 22:18

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

pevergreen

04-22-2010, 23:01

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

You know, after the conversation I had last night, I would have rather been talking about her periods.

Girls who like sex are scary...

drone

04-22-2010, 23:02

So how is the girl's periods, anyways?

There's an app for that. :yes:
Code Red (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042104578.html?hpid=sec-tech)

Louis VI the Fat

04-23-2010, 00:47

There's an app for that. :yes:
Code Red (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042104578.html?hpid=sec-tech)Dude, I'm getting that thing and I don't care what she says about it.

How it works: Type in the first day of your partner's cycle for a few months. Then sit back and wait for the helpful reminders to pop up on your Apple device. During PMS time, for example, a female symbol appears sporting devil horns. A frisky ovulation alert tells you when your chances for getting down are looking up.

Secura

04-23-2010, 01:15

Girls who like sex are scary...

Poor pevergreen! :laugh4:

There's an app for that. :yes:
Code Red (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042104578.html?hpid=sec-tech)

I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?

Husar

04-23-2010, 01:23

A wingman is the person who keeps your six clear of bogeys. :inquisitive:

pevergreen

04-23-2010, 02:15

Poor pevergreen! :laugh4:

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish
Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

Thermal

04-23-2010, 03:13

Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

I eventually decided it was distasteful :juggle:

pevergreen

04-23-2010, 03:30

Nevermind, wrong place, wrong moment

I eventually decided it was distasteful :juggle:

Was it possibly de-

wait for it

-nied.

Thermal

04-23-2010, 04:44

Was it possibly de-

wait for it

-nied.

As you may have gathered by now, intelligence is something I FAIL at.

Only myself denied it, if that is what you mean, if not you may laugh now.

Megas Methuselah

04-23-2010, 08:07

There's an app for that. :yes:
Code Red (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/21/AR2010042104578.html?hpid=sec-tech)

Whoa, that is awesome!

I've seen it all now... boys and their toys, huh?

Tool. It's a tool. You're supposed to be the toy. :smile:

Kagemusha

04-23-2010, 09:27

*shudder*

Its...so...cold...

Might be getting unfrontroomish
Seriously, it wasn't even...like normal. Just bam out of nowhere: This is what I did and oh boy did I like it like this and now I have bruises everywhere.

How innocent and youthfull.:laugh4:

Centurion1

04-24-2010, 00:55

just downloaded the app. can it put multiple females in the database....... hmm its surprisingly complicated

Secura

04-24-2010, 01:12

Tool. It's a tool. You're supposed to be the toy. :smile:

Is that refering to me specifically or just women in general? xD

Megas Methuselah

04-24-2010, 14:53

Is that refering to me specifically or just women in general? xD

Women in general, but if it makes you feel warm and special on the inside, then it can mean you, in particular.

Anyways, in an effort to make myself from appearin as a sexist pig, let's just remember that I, too, am a toy: a boy-toy. :smile:

(Just don't think you can stick anything up my anus, though; I've heard of crazy women who try doin that, and thank God I haven't ran into one myself) :uhoh: