Become a Tory MP in just one easy post!

[Idaho]

Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.

I get:

Henry Chester-Wedgebury.

I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.

[Furunculus]

otherwise known as your porn name.

mine would be rather good too as a tory name.

[CountArach]

John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?

otherwise known as your porn name.
That is your first pet's name and then street name. John Tennyson-Bradbury would be some of the worst porn ever made...

[Idaho]

John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?

No I think you are a young Etonian being parachuted into to a safe seat as you father is a big money backer of the party.

[al Roumi]

I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.

I resent that implication!

My parents constituency (Stroud - where I grew up) has been Labour since 97 with Dr Drew. Can't speak for places like Cheltenham or Cirencester though... not as many burned out hippies there as in Stroud...

My Tory Mp name sounds a bit too arty, maybe pushing the boundaries of the Portillo faction: Marcel Street-Griffiths

[Husar]

Gretel Flur-Käutgen or so....

[InsaneApache]

I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.

Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate. :laugh4:

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.

I get:

Henry Chester-Wedgebury.

I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.


Eeek!

I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....

Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.

[Subotan]

James Kings-Hall

OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian

[Vladimir]

All I got from this thread is something about Tory porn. It sounds absolutely DREADFUL!

[Idaho]

James Kings-Hall

OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian

I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.

[Idaho]

Eeek!

I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....

Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.

Family seat in Suffolk. Lowest attendence ever recorded at Parliament in a year.

[Idaho]

I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.

Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate. :laugh4:

You'd be one of those (rare) "pulled meself up by my bootstraps" yorkshire businessman MPs. A shining career cut short by a bribery scandal while working as a consultant in Bahrain.

[Subotan]

Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.
I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right :beam:

[KukriKhan]

Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.

Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.

[InsaneApache]

Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate. :laugh4:

[KukriKhan]

Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate. :laugh4:

^^T'was my first career choice, LOL. Second was Lawyer & Journalist. However, Nixon (and my friends and neighbors, according to the letter he sent) had other plans for me.

[Idaho]

Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.

But Jemima Crowe-Murphy works perfectly.

You'd be a prospective candidate for a seat the Tories don't expect to win. You'd look a bit like this:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1532/4/n9032145941_8211.jpg



She's the prospective candidate for Exeter. All very jolly hockey sticks and tax breaks for millionaires.

[tibilicus]

Robert Cranford-Hurd.

This threads awesome.

[Idaho]

Robert Cranford-Hurd.

This threads awesome.

You might be that rarest of Tory MPs - one with a brain. Which means you will attract enemies like flies round &^%t and after a brief spell in the cabinet, get photographed walking out of a high class brothel. Your loyal wife will publically forgive you, but the party faithful won't.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Ian Park-Davis

Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean. :furious3:

[Tellos Athenaios]

Dick Amerongseberg-Smits

EDIT: Conrector will have to do.

[Strike For The South]

John Pembroke-Washington


Gretel Flur-Käutgen

THAT'S A GIRLS NAME

[Subotan]

Ian Park-Davis

Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean. :furious3:
Actually LOL'd :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Pannonian]

I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.


Is that your porn name?

[InsaneApache]

LOL. I've never met one before or since. Sadly the guys dead now* but I remember when his name came up in class one day, (I was about 10 at the time), he said it was a derivation of Shakespear, sounds plausible but then again he might have been bigging himself up.

*I owe this man a huge debt for getting me dropped from the school footy team so I could concentrate on my 11 plus. Otherwise I'd be even more ignorant than I am now. :embarassed:

[Tellos Athenaios]

John Pembroke-Washington



THAT'S A GIRLS NAME

Grandparent, Strike, grandparent. Some people also have grandmothers not just grandfathers. ~;)

[InsaneApache]

Shhhh....I've heard tell that some folks down there marry their grandmas. :laugh4:

[Idaho]

Ian Park-Davis

Hardline Tebbit follower. Darling of the party conference. No-one sane would let them get near a position of power.

[Hosakawa Tito]

George Wellington Christy. What a burning jewel of flummery and poppycock.:toff:

[ajaxfetish]

Jesse 1070 West Jones.

Well, that's what I get for growing up in Utah.

Ajax

[Centurion1]

i dont think mine works.......

Robert Rancho Bernardo Fatka........

[InsaneApache]

i dont think mine works.......

Robert Rancho Bernardo Fatka........

Oh yes it does, on sooo many levels. :mad:

[miotas]

Earl Pryor-Skyline

Where's that get me?

[Louis VI the Fat]

A little gem of a thread. Thanks, Idaho. :beam:



It works perfectly, much like 'what's your porn name'.

[Gregoshi]

Roland "Chocolate" Brandt. The story behind his nickname is an interesting one...

[Idaho]

George Wellington-Christy :toff:

Lost a safe seat in the '97 election and has been looking for a home ever since. Well connected with the party. Alcoholic.

[Idaho]

i dont think mine works.......

Robert Rancho Bernardo Fatka

Definitely does. MP for Fulham. City High flyer. Pays tax in Mauritania.

[Hosakawa Tito]

George Wellington Christy. What a burning jewel of flummery and poppycock.:toff:


Lost a safe seat in the '97 election and has been looking for a home ever since. Well connected with the party. Alcoholic.

That is so uncannily accurate...it's creepy. Where's me bottle?:sweatdrop: