i made 63 cents today...

[Hooahguy]

...while playing guitar for 20 minutes in the halls of my school.
aint panhandling great?
:guitarist:

[Louis VI the Fat]

i made 63 cents today...

That's what I make, after taxes.

[Strike For The South]

That's what I make, after taxes.

The pole doesnt pay as much as it use to....:sad:

Or are we blaming Obama?

[Centurion1]

damn communists taking a mans hard earn money.

fear the red.

[Megas Methuselah]

Never thought you'd be reduced to that level, Hooah. I'd throw you a couple pennies, but I'd make sure you'd have to reach for them.

Damn hippie. Get a job.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Failed that trig test eh? Oh well, gotta have a backup plan.:wink:

[Centurion1]

Now this is the kind of heartless ribbing I expect from the. Org

Not this Nancy boy helping other people

[Hooahguy]

Failed that trig test eh? Oh well, gotta have a backup plan.:wink:

and its been working better for me than that stupid trig test!
:laugh4:

[Centurion1]

No hosa the 63 is cents not percent. That isn't his trig test grade :wink:

[Hooahguy]

No hosa the 63 is cents not percent. That isn't his trig test grade :wink:

now if i had made 57 cents then my grade and my earnings would be the same. :smash:

anyhow, should i go panhandling in the halls again tomorrow?

[A Nerd]

Forget your lunch money and make a sign that reads: Will Play For Money

[Centurion1]

Forget your lunch money and make a sign that reads: Will Play For Money and other things

fixed

[Beskar]

damn communists taking a mans hard earn money.

fear the red.

But doesn't that same money employ the armed forces? You and your father would have no career. :gasp:

[Centurion1]

I believe in a strong central governemnet in foreign policy and law. Otherwise leave it the hell alone. And I am not in the military yet and my daddy sells jets now doesn't fly them.

So Ha

[Lemur]

I believe in a strong whiskey followed by a mellow cigar. And I'd toss you a quarter if I passed by, Hooah, you darn hippie.

[Centurion1]

I must ask! Hookah as stepbrothers immortalized in our minds the term......... do you have a "jewfro" and if so does it connect....... ill let you all finish the quote

[Hooahguy]

no i do not have a jewfro. a friend of mine does. and i do not smoke hookah.

[Centurion1]

Awhhhhh I was staatig to imagine a young will Ferrell......... bummer

[Hooahguy]

im the one with the eyes closed.
(IMAGE REMOVED)

[Centurion1]

Well tbh I have almost the exact same hair like literally if it isn't in a high and tight like now it looks like that.

That being said I will now shamelessly rip you for that picture.

I have to sleep though so ill give You a repreive

[Hooahguy]

its ok it will be gone shortly.... :beam:

[Fragony]

Do as my brother did, he took my sisters violin and made a sign 'I really need lessons, it's best for all of us' or something like that. He made hundreds of guilders that day.

[Centurion1]

Damn its dissapeared

[drone]

Do as my brother did, he took my sisters violin and made a sign 'I really need lessons, it's best for all of us' or something like that. He made hundreds of guilders that day.
Use bagpipes instead. :yes:

[Hooahguy]

today i only had 7 minutes to play, so i only made 11 cents.
but tomorrow i have lots of free time!
unless i get too caught up in Men of War, that is....

[A Nerd]

You should try playing in places where people have more money. Though I guess 11 cents for 7 minutes isn't a bad salary. Better than serving out fast food or digging ditches!

[Hooahguy]

dude, im playing in the halls of my high school.
and to make things worse, everyone is jewish
am i allowed to say that? :sweatdrop:

[A Nerd]

I know, that's why I suggested you expand your horizons. If you do the same in college for example, you might make 35-50 cents for 7 minutes. Moving up in the world, ya know?

[Hooahguy]

i dont exactly have wiggle room when it comes to where i play.

[A Nerd]

No problem. What your doing seems quite satisfying anyway. At least I would be content probably.

[Hooahguy]

yes, it is very satisfying. especially when hot girls walk by smile and put in 5 cents.

[A Nerd]

Shame, shame *blushing*! Though a talent that is appreciated, especially by things that are fond, is rewarding in itself.

[drone]

Are you seeding your guitar case with some of your own cash?

[Centurion1]

heehee a jew made a jewish joke. see to me that shows a good sense of humor.

[Hooahguy]

Are you seeding your guitar case with some of your own cash?

i put 50 cents in yesterday.

[Hooahguy]

i made a $1.35 today playing "Foxy Lady" by Hendrix!

[A Nerd]

Play some Pink Floyd next time. I will subliminally give you a C note!

[Hooahguy]

which pink floyd song? i would do Comfortably Numb but you need an orchestra for that.

[A Nerd]

Ok lets see...popular song: Time has a nice solo in the middle...obscure song: Corporal Klegg. Have one of your buddies do the kazoo solos for the latter and you would rake it in! I'll come to your school and pretend to be Syd Barrett! I can do an LSD trip even while sober!!! You'll have to be content with this Syd playing only air guitar though. :(

[Centurion1]

Riff out don't stop believing you would make a hell of a lot of money

[Hooahguy]

Riff out don't stop believing you would make a hell of a lot of money

yes but at what cost to my conscience?

[drone]

1. Adapt Hava Nagila into a metal version, complete with a rocking solo and power chords.
2. Play in a Jewish school.
3. ???
4. Profit!

[Hooahguy]

i know what im playing-
Fortunate Son, by Creedence Clearwater Revival. awesome song, lots of chords and easily recognizable.

[Raz]

Multi-instrumentalists get so much more money. Consider attaching a triangle to your guitar.

[Hax]

Fortunate Son, by Creedence Clearwater Revival. awesome song, lots of chords and easily recognizable.

Played it on the old 'zouk as well, on the Central Station of Utrecht not too long ago. I got kicked out after 7 minutes, apparently it's illegal to play there.



...or so they said.


Multi-instrumentalists get so much more money. Consider attaching a triangle to your guitar.

I know, eh? I often play the harmonica and guitar/bouzouki at the same time. People think it's pretty cool ;D

[Centurion1]

Dude don't stop believing is a classic man up

[Megas Methuselah]

Play your guitar and get a friend, if not yourself, to rap to the beat. :singer:

[A Nerd]

rap to the beat.

I like the idea! Perhaps you could dress like MC Hammer and sing a Vanilla Ice song. That would provide for an entertaining and contradictory mood and performance!