The Great Tofurkey

[Vuk]

Watch out this September for the Great Tofurkey! Every year he comes down from the sky and gives passes out malnutrition related sicknesses to all the good little vegetarians! This year, be the most sincere vegetarian of all, and the Great Tofurkey will visit you!

[Gregoshi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2P86C-1x3o

[gaelic cowboy]

eh :inquisitive: right

[Vuk]

eh :inquisitive: right

Sir, are you insulting my deeply sincere beliefs? Because if you are, I will tell the Great Tofurkey that you have been bad, and then you will have to eat Hardees burgers for the rest of your life! (you wouldn't mind telling him that I have been bad as well, would you?)

[A Nerd]

Will the Great Tofurkey leave me some hot and sour soup? Perhaps deep fried tofu?! Prepared coorectly it's great stuff!

Edit: Other gifts from great Tofurkey:

Chocolate pie with tofu and chocolate chip base is quite yummy
Vegan cheese cake, good but needed fruit and whip cream, something added to tofu base when mixed before topped would be welcome as well.

He gave me recipies in years past, I know everyone would like a copy!

[Vuk]

Yes, of course, but in return, he will drain your body of essential amino acids! Such is the way of the Great Tofurkey! All hail the Great Tofurkey!

[A Nerd]

Great tofurkey provides pleasured pallet though, he is not rigid vegetarian either, just a cosmopolitan gourmet!