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HoreTore
07-13-2010, 21:34
1. John Carew

https://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9453/johncarew.jpg

Gambian father. You though the Norwegian side sucked? Well, imagine it without Carew... About the only proper quality in it.

2. Mohammed "Moa" Abdellaoue

https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9829/moah.jpg

2nd generation Moroccan. Turned the game against Odd with two goals yesterday, won against LSK last week with another two. Simply an outstanding striker who knows just where the opportunity is.

3. Freddy dos Santos

https://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9345/freddyq.jpg

Father from Cape Verde. More of a mascot than a player, Freddy has been the face of Vålerenga for a long time now. As he can be used in just about every position, he has always clawed his way back into the first team. Probably the most loved Vålerenga player.

4. Mohammed Fellah

https://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4647/fellah.jpg

2nd generation Moroccan. A touch of the exotic - a technically good playmaker. A kind of player we rarely see up here.

5. Harmeet Singh

https://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8462/harmeetsingh.jpg

2nd generation Indian. Makes up the sentral midfield together with Hæstad, and while not as good at winning the ball, he is much more creative.

6. Dawda Leigh

https://img686.imageshack.us/img686/9126/dawdaleigh.jpg

2nd generation Gambian. Finally! We have a proper winger. Great speed and dribbling skills, he's a joy to behold when he runs down the flank. He's still young though, but has shown more than enough promise...

7. Mostapha "Mos" Abdellaoue

https://img257.imageshack.us/img257/30/mosr.jpg

Moa's younger brother. Has shown a lot of promise as a striker with very good technical skills.

8. Abdisalam Ibrahim

https://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5483/abdisalemibrahim.jpg

Somalian immigrant. Dubbed a new Patrick Vieira by Manchester City - and he wants to play for Norway!!

9. Muhammed Keita

https://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3607/keitap.jpg

2nd generation immigrant(no idea which country). Even though he plays for the most hated of all teams, he's still a wonderful player, and a true product of the (now) mostly immigrant club Drafn.

10. Vadim Demidov

https://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5106/demidov.jpg

Latvian immigrant. A rock at the Rosenborg defense, and soon he'll be playing in La Liga(Villareal, IIRC).


All of these either play or can play for Norway - and none of them would've been able to do that if not for the immigration. Some of them are even a product of immigrant-heavy football teams and the particular style of football developed there(Moa, Fellah, Keita).



Murder, rape, robbery? Hah! If I can have just one Ibrahimovic, I see no reason to care about such irrelevant things.

Beskar
07-13-2010, 21:38
One reason I will never support waton immigration:

Ecological sustainability.

HoreTore
07-13-2010, 21:43
One reason I will never support waton immigration:

Ecological sustainability.

When football is at stake, screw the enviroment.

Beskar
07-13-2010, 21:51
This is my opinion of football: pfft

It is boring. Same as any other watched sport like Tennis or Cricket.

It is only enjoyable if you take part, or are actually involved in doing something related to it (for example, Fifa on Xbox).

Rhyfelwyr
07-14-2010, 00:34
Bah! Screw all these mixed-race types, a good white Scotsman can outlass them all with minimal effort.

Only one example is needed. The short, fat, balding Archie Gemmil:

https://a.imageshack.us/img19/7297/gemmil.jpg (https://img19.imageshack.us/i/gemmil.jpg/)

Sustained by Irn-Bru and scotch pies at half-time, he's a walking stereotype, but look what he did to the masters of total football:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1axsnMRbbo

Centurion1
07-14-2010, 01:47
All this thread tells me is that norwegians suck at soccer.

Megas Methuselah
07-14-2010, 02:22
Bah! Screw all these mixed-race types, a good white Scotsman can outlass them all with minimal effort.


The Iroquois lacrosse players eat Scots for breakfast, man...

a completely inoffensive name
07-14-2010, 03:20
If you had any of your examples not related to soccer, I would have cared.

Centurion1
07-14-2010, 06:13
You know who plays lax now? Rich blueblood new englanders at prep schools. Yet another tradition of native americans flushed down the toliet and broed out.

rory_20_uk
07-14-2010, 10:34
If you had any of your examples not related to soccer, I would have cared.

Amen.

~:smoking:

Vladimir
07-14-2010, 13:43
If you had any of your examples not related to soccer, I would have cared.

What about the need for king cotton and tobacco?

Rhyfelwyr
07-14-2010, 16:24
The Iroquois lacrosse players eat Scots for breakfast, man...

Hmm that's what the girls did for PE at my school...

gaelic cowboy
07-14-2010, 18:30
The Iroquois lacrosse players eat Scots for breakfast, man...

The JJ Delaney could hammer any Iroquois lacrosse player

https://a.imageshack.us/img375/9245/jjdelaney.jpg