What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?

[Lemur]

Like the title says (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bigfoot_love). I scored pretty low odds; please tell me you can do better.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/13_18.jpg

[Monk]

23% chance of survival.

Aww yeah.

[edyzmedieval]

15%. So, no love with BiggieFoot.

[Myrddraal]

18% here as well..

[Myrddraal]

Wow, that website is great! I had never heard of it before but I've just spend the last few minutes laughing at the screen.

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/11_55.jpg

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat

[ajaxfetish]

Yikes! 4%

I don't think I can risk leaving my house ever again.

Ajax

[Ibrahim]

I'm apparently (so far), the one with the best odds: 29%

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/13_29.jpg

I can take on 33 Biebers at once too.

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_33.jpg

I also have 1 hr 11 min before I am infected by a zombie bite.

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_11_minutes.jpg

at least I have good bear survival skillz:

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/2_48_seconds.jpg

and apparently using a *****, I can take on 59 baboons :jester:

and I can last 1 min, 35 sec chained to a bunk with a velociraptor:

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/14_1_minute_35_seconds.jpg

[CountArach]

10% chance. And this is why I don't go into the wild. Which is also why I'm unfit. Which is also why I only scored 10%...

[Vladimir]

Wonderful find. Thank you.

[Husar]

10% chance. And this is why I don't go into the wild. Which is also why I'm unfit. Which is also why I only scored 10%...

Vicious cycle, I blame society.

I got 17%.

[seireikhaan]

12%. Test is rigged against hetero guys and lesbians due to the "lovemaking with large people" question.

[Gregoshi]

5%...This is good. It means I have a very slim chance of living to see myself make the News of the Weird thread as a story subject - and having to pun about it. :laugh4:

:idea2: However, in case I don't survive, here's my memorial pun:


Despite my ultimate demise, I am grateful he's call Bigfoot...otherwise it would have been much more painful in the end.

[caravel]

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4782/639baboons.jpg

[Hosakawa Tito]

12%. Test is rigged against hetero guys and lesbians due to the "lovemaking with large people" question.

Hehehe, I just gave all the "survivability correct" answers and the best one could hope for is 49%. Who knows, maybe I'll make Sasquatch my er...female dog.

[Crazed Rabbit]

27%.

Which is good, I guess, considering I actually live in bigfoot's alleged domain.

CR

[Sasaki Kojiro]

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4782/639baboons.jpg

Yeah I don't think so...
https://i25.tinypic.com/307ynb8.jpg

[drone]

12% against the Bigfoot session.

25 Biebers.

46 Baboons. I know enough that in the cartoon picture, the guy is holding the "weapon" incorrectly. You want the weight on the end, not close to your hands. :yes:

And, most importantly, 1 hour, 31 minutes before the zombie infection takes me.

[InsaneApache]

Looks like my encounter with BIG Mary in 1977 came in handy after all! :sweatdrop:

Got me up to 18% anyroad. :laugh4:

[Ibrahim]

so no one can out-butcher biebers , survive bigfoot better, or own more than 59 baboons, then yours truly? :laugh4:

I must be pretty tough for a lab rat :clown:


27%.

Which is good, I guess, considering I actually live in bigfoot's alleged domain.

CR

a close 2nd place, at 27 to my 29 :jester:


12%. Test is rigged against hetero guys and lesbians due to the "lovemaking with large people" question.

are you implying I'm gay? :inquisitive:

not that that's offensive, but the fact of the matter is, I'm not. my sig is ample proof of that.

EDIT: and yes, that is the real me being applied to the questions-I didn't put that much effort into thinking about them. I'm surprised that no one has done better!

EDIT2: on noticing HT's post: I am now 2nd place on sasquatch, making CR 3rd. though I wonder if he rigged it...:clown:

[Prince Cobra]

11 per cent :skull:

And I can spend 35 seconds with thew velociraptor before I :oops:

:shame: :laugh4:

[A Nerd]

9% chance. I wonder how the questions would have to be answered to be 100%!