Keyboard Commando Rap

[Vuk]

After playing Combat Arms with all the keyboard commandos out there, I decided to write a rap song about it. ~;)

Tap tap tap ratta tap tap tap!
DADADADADADA!
Hey yo yo! I'm the keyboard Commando!
I'm the best player here, bro!
A gaming god! Don't it show?!
Wait, wait…what?! NO!
How the :daisy: you kill me bro?
You must have hax, I know!
Because I am leet, and you blow!
:daisy: cheater noob, yo mum’s a :daisy:!
You don't :daisy: with me man,
I'm the keyboard Commando!
I'm seven feet tall and a stallion in the sac.
I got crazy ripped arms and a six-pack!
I got a sword twice as long as yours –
BRB, ma is bothering me about stupid chores…

[naut]

I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeE4nXD-7_g

[Vuk]

I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeE4nXD-7_g

lol, the whole point was that that is how Keyboard Commandos talk. I was making fun of their attitude. :P

[Shibumi]

I'm a fan of rap, but one thing to know about rap is that a good MC doesn't rely on swearing to add meat to his rhymes. Expand your vocab, and your rhymes will hold more weight and punch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeE4nXD-7_g

Define a "good" MC?

Everyone has different tastes... Instead of him expending his vocab (which seems fine), you could try and expend your vocabular tolerance. Same result, but would also add a little personal growth.

And as mentioned, in the context of keyboard commandos - swearing plays a part. Let us also remember that rap begun in black/miscegenatist ghettos, strong and vivid language is part of that whole subculture.