I just want to meet a nice Jewish girl and settle down [Archive]

Strike For The South

10-10-2010, 23:03

Settle down to what?

A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?

Louis VI the Fat

10-10-2010, 23:05

A steady paycheck? Tsk.

Antisemite. :no:

Samurai Waki

10-10-2010, 23:09

The best idea is to find some direction now, while you don't have to worry about children and steady work.

Hosakawa Tito

10-10-2010, 23:10

A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?

Tsk.

Antisemite. :no:

:laugh4: Ask Kinky Friedman to hook you up.

Strike For The South

10-10-2010, 23:10

Tsk.

Antisemite. :no:

Hell hath no fury like a lover scorned :angry:

The best idea is to find some direction now, while you don't have to worry about children and steady work.

Meh idk about kids. I wouldn't want to subject a child to me

Rhyfelwyr

10-11-2010, 00:07

So long as the attitude expressed in your sig is reflected IRL, girls will be so impressed with your enthusiasm that they will be queuing up for you.

Hooahguy

10-11-2010, 01:11

Convert and become a nice Yeshiva Bocher and move to Monsey, NY. There we will set you up with a nice freilichen girl, and you two will marry and have twelve kids.

naut

10-11-2010, 02:06

Israeli how you feel?

Hooahguy

10-11-2010, 02:11

Eh, Israelis are too gung-ho for him. He needs a nice Monsey girl.
Did I mention ya'll would be living off your parents while getting little/no income at all of your own?

Megas Methuselah

10-11-2010, 06:38

I don't get it.

Fragony

10-11-2010, 09:25

Google Bar Rafaeli and you will.

sooooooooooooo pretty

Louis VI the Fat

10-11-2010, 11:12

Google Bar Rafaeli and you will.

sooooooooooooo prettyMélanie Laurent. :yes:

Fragony

10-11-2010, 11:28

Mwah 4/10 on the Bar-ometer

Louis VI the Fat

10-11-2010, 11:47

Mwah 4/10 on the Bar-ometerThe bat-ometer, I'm not gay.

[/Hebrew punnery]

Beskar

10-11-2010, 12:24

I will be in Israel soon, I will see if there are any nice Jewish ladies who wants a Franco-Texan.

miotas

10-11-2010, 12:38

I'm not jewish or a girl, but I am looking for a nice texan boy...

Fragony

10-11-2010, 12:40

He's already in the valhalla of the brunette-affected.

sigh French women are bad for my state of mind these green eyes and that olive tan drive me nuts.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

10-11-2010, 14:20

A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?

Paycheck?
HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!:laugh4:

With all jokes aside, I doubt you going to pick one up in Texas. Don't know how many Jewish ladies there are down in Texyland. :juggle2:

Andres

10-11-2010, 14:39

Is that to much to ask?

I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

Why don't you love him anymore?

Vuk

10-11-2010, 14:50

I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

Why don't you love him anymore?

He found Louis's bra in my glove box. :beam: `;)

Fragony

10-11-2010, 14:54

He found Louis's bra in my glove box. :beam: `;)

Please tell me you didn't, we agreed on no more frenchies

Vuk

10-11-2010, 15:14

Please tell me you didn't, we agreed on no more frenchies

I am sorry Frags, he tempted me! :'( You know that I have a weakness for lacy, charming Frenchmen. Do you still love me?

Hooahguy

10-11-2010, 15:22

Paycheck?
HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!:laugh4:

Hehe. Not funny. :thumbsdown:

naut

10-11-2010, 15:41

Texan wants a gezunta moid. Understandable, but be careful, they're a handful.

Paycheck?
HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!:laugh4:
You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.

Vuk

10-11-2010, 16:01

Texan wants a gezunta moid. Understandable, but be careful, they're a handful.

You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.

Of course he is, he is German! ~;)

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

10-11-2010, 16:10

Hehe. Not funny. :thumbsdown:

Sense of humor, never lose it. :smash:

You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.

Well if you want to talk historically.....

Bet if Hooahguy said that no one would complain! :laugh:

Go to a dating site, you may just fine one STFS.

Strike For The South

10-11-2010, 17:11

I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

Why don't you love him anymore?

Were polygamists

Kagemusha

10-11-2010, 18:43

Go to a dating site, you may just fine one STFS.

Is that what you do with women these days. I must be out of touch.~:shock:

A Nerd

10-11-2010, 18:55

Don't lie to those beautiful dark eyes if you want to keep her. I never have, but that's just me.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

10-11-2010, 19:20

Is that what you do with women these days. I must be out of touch.~:shock:

Good stuff Kage! :laugh4:

Megas Methuselah

10-14-2010, 04:11

Sense of humor, never lose it. :smash:

That is nice and all, but nobody ever appreciated my "go back to Europe" jokes, so I doubt they'd appreciate this, either.