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ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-22-2010, 00:51
This is for all males here who don't have kids at the moment. I made a similar poll at TWC and had a massive turnout, so I like to see what happens here.
Do you want kids? Is it one of your main goals in life or would you like to remain childless?
PanzerJaeger
10-22-2010, 01:28
Not in the slightest.
Tellos Athenaios
10-22-2010, 01:34
I have not yet wanted kids so far and I don't see that changing any time soon. And I do not think I would be much good as a father either, babies might be “cute” (right up until they poke you in the eye) but the 4 year olds? They're truly exhausting.
pevergreen
10-22-2010, 03:00
Sure, as long as they don't end up like certain members of the org.
Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, sent some postcards and booked a return trip. It's not something you should do if you're not ready, for sure, but they payoff can be spectacular.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/47694_1616607297763_1313760798_1692377_1173900_n.jpg
Hooahguy
10-22-2010, 05:10
Yes, I do want kids. Even though I have a 4 year old little brother who is annoying as heck, I still want them.
Im looking at most three of the little buggers, dont think I could handle more than three.
But still, my parents handled five, now only four, soon to be only three (older bro went off to college four years ago, I will be following him this coming fall).
I still have no idea how they do it.
Definite no from me. It's possible I might change my mind in the future, but it would be a distant future. I love little kids, they are brilliant fun, but they get on my nerves after extended exposure and I wouldn't trust myself with a kid, I'm not responsible enough. Whenever I'm asked to look after my little sister or cousins I always get absorbed in a book or a game or something and forget to check on them for extended periods, then I have to search the house and yard before their parents get back :tongue:
Right now? No. In ten years? Yes.
I would not under any circumstance raise a kid from birth. I might adopt a kid if the love of my life wanted it, but she probably wouldn't be able to sway me unless she was spectacularly skilled in the erotic arts - and if that were the case she wouldn't have settled for my dumb ass.
I of the Storm
10-22-2010, 07:41
As Lemur said: Been there, done that.
Here she is. Little redhead Frieda, 2 years old now.
https://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l640/joerd9/CIMG0067.jpg
She was actually an accident, but now I wouldn't want to be without her.
Seriously, kids are wonderful and probably the most rewarding thing on this planet in the long run, but - especially during the first years of their lives - they'll put you to the test.
So, what I think it all boils down to is: are you man enough?:smug2:
Prince Cobra
10-22-2010, 08:11
I do. Not now of course but after 6-7 years why not?
Kagemusha
10-22-2010, 08:26
If faith will bless me with them, then yes, if not, then not.
Louis VI the Fat
10-22-2010, 12:11
Humanity is entitled to a perpetuation of my glorious genes. Such is the responsibility that comes with perfection.
As soon as science has figured out how, I'm going to have children with Strike.
Not in the slightest.See, that's the problem. We all complain about the demise of our societies. A demise which is, in the end, only owing to the stubborn refusal of the talented classes to bear the responsibilty for some children for two decades.
Louis VI the Fat
10-22-2010, 12:13
If faith will bless me with them, then yes, if not, then not.It got nothing to do with faith man.
What you do is, you take your girlfriend and then you #### your #### in her #### and to make it more fun you #### her ##### too.
InsaneApache
10-22-2010, 13:43
Duck off!
Kagemusha
10-22-2010, 13:52
It got nothing to do with faith man.
What you do is, you take your girlfriend and then you #### your #### in her #### and to make it more fun you #### her ##### too.
Bloody indoeuropean languages! Fate! And thanks for the advise it escapes me how i have never thought of doing such things with the woman earlier. Non! We have just held hands for few years already.No wonder nothing comes out of it.~;p
Louis VI the Fat
10-22-2010, 13:58
Bloody indoeuropean languages! Fate! And thanks for the advise it escapes me how i have never thought of doing such things with the woman earlier.I figured you cold-blooded Fins could use some advice there, yes.
Downing a glass of vodka together followed by rubbing of noses does not passionate lovemaking make.
Anyway, there are also movies or books out there that can help you. :book:
No wonder nothing comes out of it.What could help is if you, or your wife, thinks of it like a bottle of ketchup. Keep shaking that thing until it suddenly, uncontrollably erupts with juice. :book:
Kagemusha
10-22-2010, 14:03
I figured you cold-blooded Fins could use some advice there, yes.
Downing a glass of vodka together followed by rubbing of noses does not passionate lovemaking make.
Anyway, there are also movies or books out there that can help you. :book:
What could help is if you, or your wife, thinks of it like a bottle of ketchup. Keep shaking that thing until it suddenly, uncontrollably erupts with juice. :book:
Bah! Derailed wisdom of Southerners! Traditionally there is just a hole in a frozen swamp behind any village where everyone goes to help themselves and atleast once or twice in a century something crawls out from it. Louis think again carefully, do you really want us to start breeding, think of the consequences with 100 million drunken Finns roaming around the Europe?
Rhyfelwyr
10-22-2010, 14:56
It's not exactly something I have on my mind right now.
Strike For The South
10-22-2010, 16:32
Humanity is entitled to a perpetuation of my glorious genes. Such is the responsibility that comes with perfection.
As soon as science has figured out how, I'm going to have children with Strike.
:love:
Barring a Louis-Strike super child I am right now opposed to having kids.
It's not that I don't love a family My mum has 11 siblings my Dad has 7 and I have 6. There is nothing better in this world than a supporting and loving family. I honestly can't see myself raising a little guy.
I want to see the world, I want to get up and go, I don't like being tied down. I am spontanues and eccentric which aren't very good qualties for child rearing. Maybe a woman will tame but I highly doubt it.
Outside of my family and few grade school friends I keep emotions in check while I try to drink and screw my way into my 30s
Which actually stems from some nasty High school breakups but I digress
Does that make sense?
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-22-2010, 17:15
Duck off!
Where to? :laugh4:
I just don't want to have kids because everyone else is. My life, my choice. Hate how some people think you must have kids or your life is meaningless. :oops:
Cute Wolf
10-22-2010, 17:45
of course, without kids, don't blame if one day, the future generation with a genetic makeup similar with yours start grumbling about certain immigrants who breed like rabbit and taking their jobs and country... :grin:
don't avoid the responsibility, at least, when there is wars, there will be the need of manpowers, and you'll more or less contribute with it.
Megas Methuselah
10-22-2010, 17:49
Heh, I wonder if I already got some liitle methuselahs running around somewhere.
Cute Wolf
10-22-2010, 19:38
Heh, I wonder if I already got some liitle methuselahs running around somewhere.
:clown:
did you donate your seeds for $200 each session?
I heard that in america, donor are paid with this rate =p
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-22-2010, 20:54
:clown:
did you donate your seeds for $200 each session?
I heard that in america, donor are paid with this rate =p
Nein. They get paid a lousy $35-$50 a specimen while the fishy banks sell your seed for many times over price wise.
http://www.spermbankdirectory.com/donating-sperm.htm#paid
Cute Wolf
10-22-2010, 21:05
Nein. They get paid a lousy $35-$50 a specimen while the fishy banks sell your seed for many times over price wise.
http://www.spermbankdirectory.com/donating-sperm.htm#paid
so in 6 months, Methusalah theoritically will got 8 x 6 x $35 = $1680 minimal
and will got 8 x 6 x $50 = $2400 maximal, assuming he was a well built, healthy man.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-22-2010, 21:13
so in 6 months, Methusalah theoritically will got 8 x 6 x $35 = $1680 minimal
and will got 8 x 6 x $50 = $2400 maximal, assuming he was a well built, healthy man.
Cool cash. :balloon2::balloon2:
:pimp:
Does that make sense?
Bro. More sense than anything else in this thread.
Megas Methuselah
10-24-2010, 05:29
Man, I'm so paid.
Peasant Phill
10-24-2010, 17:32
What could help is if you, or your wife, thinks of it like a bottle of ketchup. Keep shaking that thing until it suddenly, uncontrollably erupts with juice. :book:
Until your wife hits the 'bottom of the ketchup bottle' repeatedly and with force.
Wasn't that in the otherwise incredibly boring movie "f****ng Amal"?
I want one child, a little girl, I shall name her Anne.
Louis VI the Fat
10-25-2010, 12:25
I want one child, a little girl, I shall name her Anne.Subliminated longing for a girlfiend to caress with your love?
Louis VI the Fat
10-25-2010, 12:29
Until your wife hits the 'bottom of the ketchup bottle' repeatedly and with force.
Wasn't that in the otherwise incredibly boring movie "f****ng Amal"?I don't remember.
It does give me great pleasure to discover on Wiki that the movie '******* Amal' was renamed into 'Show me Love' in Anglosaxonia. See, that's why the sexually repressed anglos make their foodies resemble obscene body parts. Subliminated longing to express their repressed sexuality.
Toad in the Hole
https://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2386/toad.jpg
Pigs in a Blanket
https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6113/pigz.jpg
https://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9483/britishpigsinbl.jpg
Sure love kids, got this weird condition despite getting older I am still 12 when watching Starwars. I will probably be teh best dad evar. But not now, I am 33, gimme at least 40 years of not having to worry about anything.
edit: as for names ' Veerle' is taken
Subliminated longing for a girlfiend to caress with your love?
Suuuuurrrrre! :) My love is like angel hands and my daughter will be as beautiful and delicate as I! :P
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-25-2010, 22:07
Could you see me having Warman8 JR'S running around?
:laugh4::balloon2:
I'd love to have some cute kids, as long as my wife or girlfriend doesn't turn into a big fat cow afterwards.
Umm, wait, I think I'll take another wives if that happened. Afterall, I have four chances in total :grin:
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-28-2010, 15:27
I like to thank the kind man or woman who gave my thread a 5 out of 5 by the way! :) :laugh4:
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