View Full Version : I just saw a pretty girl and we made eye contact
Strike For The South
10-25-2010, 17:14
How exciting, on a side note I think it was the same girl from my biology class.
I think I will bed her
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Louis VI the Fat
10-25-2010, 19:27
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
Veho Nex
10-25-2010, 20:24
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
ZING!
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
Ouch! Looks like marriage could be in the future! Just keep looking!
Peasant Phill
10-25-2010, 21:12
I looked at this Texan today. I think I stared to long as he started to eye me. I hope he doesn't get the wrong idea.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-25-2010, 22:04
GO STFS!!!!!!!!!!
Got to get my pom poms out!
:joker::joker:
Hooahguy
10-26-2010, 00:37
Ouch...
GO STFS!!!!!!!!!!
Got to get my pom poms out!
:joker::joker:
Can you lend me a pair?
Or, on a different note, should I lend you a pair?
Eye contact! That's always good!
Did she make eye contact before or after she asked if you wanted Fries with that?
Geez Luig wth is wrong with lately you are killing me lololol
Aw man, that's awsome you'd make such a cute couple awwwww!!!
Rhyfelwyr
10-26-2010, 23:36
Eye contact already... you're taking things too fast, you both aren't ready for that yet.
Megas Methuselah
10-27-2010, 05:00
Make her dance on the pole, then pics.
Skullheadhq
11-02-2010, 15:00
Oh yes, lucky girl. :P So have you asked her if she is attracted to men who spend half their lives trolling on internet gaming sites? I bet it would turn her on...
Implying this isn't a troll comment, oh the irony!
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2010, 18:57
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
pics or it didn´t happen!
Hopefully of nude women! :D
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
11-09-2010, 20:58
:daisy::daisy::daisy:
I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
Strike For The South
11-10-2010, 04:45
I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
Was it everything you hoped for?
Was it everything dreamed?
You are so beau
Was it everything you hoped for?
Was it everything dreamed?
I gotta say, at my age just having a pretty woman send you nekkid piks is darn cool. I can see why the kids are addicted to this stuff.
I finally got sexted. Just like the kids, only with old people. I ARE HIP!
Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.
Don't let me rain on your parade though. Congrats! :2thumbsup:
Kids are stupid and naive, adults, however, should know better. I hope she understands that whatever she sent you is essentially public property.
Nonsense, I put her contribution to humanities and the arts in a deeply encrypted partition. Were I to keel over from a heart attack this minute, nobody but the NSA or a talented team of Russian hackers would be able to get at them pics.
A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust. I'll leave that sort of misbehavior to the teens.
Louis VI the Fat
11-10-2010, 14:58
Share those pics or it didn't happen. :whip:
A gentleman would never share such treasures or violate a pretty lady's trust.
I would never accuse you of such. :bow: But the digital trail from her phone to yours is somewhat less protected. It doesn't take hackers, just some bored IT guys at Verizon to get those photos into the wild. And does she know how to purge her phone?
Ah, well, there is no such digital trail. All we have to fear is Google and their evil Gmail empire. So I guess technically I wasn't sexted, since that requires a phone. Or does it? Is there an alternative term when a gorgeous woman sends you nekkid pics via Gmail?
She sent the pics through GMail? So the NSA does already have them on file. ~;)
Seriously though, I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.
Louis VI the Fat
11-10-2010, 17:35
Anyway, here she is guys:
https://img602.imageshack.us/img602/5439/grassona2.jpg
That's right, it's going to be sexytime for the Lemur. Woof woof!That's great! I'm really happy for you, Lemur. I hope the two of you will have a great time together!
Strike For The South
11-10-2010, 17:37
Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment
:angry:
Rhyfelwyr
11-10-2010, 17:37
Well Louis, you have just solved my issue with spending too long on this site today, I fear I shall never return...
If ugliness was universallly rejected, then it would dissappear from the earth. Purged by popular opinion. It would seem that that is not the case, thus far, for we continue to see the ugly (depending on your definition of it) quite often, varing forms of it, some interestingly enough, love it. So is life, some will be happy, other, well, they must deal with it. Darn all the influence of that cursed mirror to heck!
edit: whomever that orgah is...well, she is pretty! ;)
I would trust Google even less than the Verizon networking staff. At least there is a good chance the Verizon folks are too incompetent to intercept.
You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue. I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.
Louis, you promised you wouldn't re-share the pics! Oh, the humiliation!
You're no fun at all, drone. If everybody were as sensible as you, I seriously doubt the species could continue.
:robot:
I would question whether anyone at the Google Mothership has the slightest interest in a couple of middle-aged divorcees and their dirty talk/pics. There are hot teens to stalk, after all. We would be very low down the list of desirable targets.
Probably so, but just remember: All your pics are belong to Google.
Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?
Those pictures of my sister are supposed to be private in exchange for my special treatment
:angry:
Why was it filed under your porn collection folder?
Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?
Okay, that does it, I am no longer planning to sext you, drone. I'd be all, "How do you like the feather boa and the assless chaps," and you'd be all, "Have you considered the digital fingerprints on this JPEG?"
PanzerJaeger
11-11-2010, 04:09
:robot:
Probably so, but just remember: All your pics are belong to Google.
Do the pics have any metadata tags, or did she clear those before sending?
I'm with Lemur on this. The sheer volume of naked pictures flowing in and out of Gmail inboxes has got to be immense. And what could they do with them really? Blackmail? Extortion... of their own customers? I think not. Gmail, and Google itself, would likely go down in flames if it got out that employees were cruising people's inboxes looking for naked pics.
Okay, that does it, I am no longer planning to sext you, drone. I'd be all, "How do you like the feather boa and the assless chaps," and you'd be all, "Have you considered the digital fingerprints on this JPEG?"
All chaps are assless. ~;) I've always been amused at the redundancy.
Just saying you have to be careful. Especially the teens sending/receiving this stuff, a CP charge is no laughing matter.
Megas Methuselah
11-11-2010, 07:29
Lemur, they are right, you are taking this way too far, man. For your own decency, you should lock this thread immediately and think about the consequences of your actions for once.
Make her dance on the pole, then pics.
But only if the pole consents, they've had enough people dancing on them in their history.
And what's this fuss over Lemur's pictures? If someone sends me a nude picture to my gmail why would I worry about the privacy of GMail? Who tells me that any other mail account is more secure?
And what does this have to do with Strike stalking a girl anyway?
If someone sends me a nude picture to my gmail why would I worry about the privacy of GMail? Who tells me that any other mail account is more secure?
This is all on "Killjoy McPuritan" drone. I have a feeling that if a gorgeous woman wanted to send him nekkid pics, he would need to negotiate the hand-courrier transport of an encrypted USB drive and a metadata scrubber. When a honey tells drone, "Baby I wanna show you what you do to me," he's like, "Have you considered the chain of ownership in the average email account? If not, why not?"
As I said earlier, I was going to send drone suggestive pictures of myself, by no longer. Why, the last time drone and I had phone sex all he could talk about was the relative insecurity of VOIP services. Go ahead, try to get your rocks off while someone's nattering on about that.
This is all on "Killjoy McPuritan" drone. I have a feeling that if a gorgeous woman wanted to send him nekkid pics, he would need to negotiate the hand-courrier transport of an encrypted USB drive and a metadata scrubber. When a honey tells drone, "Baby I wanna show you what you do to me," he's like, "Have you considered the chain of ownership in the average email account? If not, why not?"
You seriously underestimate my paranoia. For true security the pics should be taken on film cameras. I'd do the developing myself, and scan the negatives onto an network-isolated PC with a dedicated scanner.
As I said earlier, I was going to send drone suggestive pictures of myself, by no longer. Why, the last time drone and I had phone sex all he could talk about was the relative insecurity of VOIP services. Go ahead, try to get your rocks off while someone's nattering on about that.
Sorry about that, but I still stand by my argument about VOIP. At least with normal telcos you only have to worry about cops with warrants. :kiss:
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