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Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 10:51
I guess this thread will not live for long, but i'll give it a try anyway. Here's a FB correspondence between Vartan and me. 'Yo momma' jokes, now in EB edition!:


VARTAN:
Yo momma so fat, Hannibal traded all his elephants in for her.

JEB:
Yo momma so fat and old that Hannibal used her as a battering ram during the siege of Saguntum.

VARTAN:
Yo momma so stupid she thought Saguntum meant Suck Unto Him in Latin

JEB:
Yo momma so ugly she routed entire unit of Gaesatae just by showing herself @ the battlefield.

VARTAN:
Yo momma so ugly, she frightens augustus off the battlefield

JEB:
Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a unit of Pantodapoi spearmen!

VARTAN:
Yo momma so poor, she had to use force diplomacy to grab some quick cash.

JEB:
Yo momma so fat, even forced diplomacy can't help her lose weight.

VARTAN :
Yo momma so intellectually backwards, her upkeep costs more than her recruitment.

JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!

Advance!
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 11:04
yo momma's a gaesate!
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 11:11
yo momma's a gaesate!

And further:


DUGUNTZ:
yo momma's a gaesate!!!

JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!

DUGUNTZ:
I couldn't do it to yours, as she've been sent to Baal... as an offering!

JEB:
But i love my momma... don't be so rude, dude :(

DUGUNTZ:
‎:( We all love our momma! ok! I'll slack it up!

JEB:
Haha, trolled! :D :P

DUGUNTZ:
X-(
:D
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 11:59
Yo momma's so fat she blocked the Hot Gates of Thermopylae for 3 days during the Persian invasion!
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 12:04
Yo momma so fat she's got like 50 hitpoints.
stratigos vasilios
11-01-2010, 12:09
Yo mamma is so fat that when we had to build her a bed, it took 60 seasons!

Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 12:13
Yo momma so fat, she can pin and flank the enemy at the same time!
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 12:13
Yo momma's so fat she appears as a wonder on the campaign map
stratigos vasilios
11-01-2010, 12:18
Yo mamma is so fat that when she is in the ocean, Carthaginians mistake her for Sicily!
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 12:21
Yo momma IS Sicily
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 12:27
Yo momma so big that she appears as a separate faction on the campaign map.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, she becomes a 'yellow death' by default!
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 12:55
Your momma's so old her name is written in hieroglyphs
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 13:08
https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1003/yomomma.jpg
stratigos vasilios
11-01-2010, 13:14
Yo mamma is so fat she is the testudo!
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 13:15
https://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1003/yomomma.jpg

A.W.E.S.O.M.E :)))))
Duguntz
11-01-2010, 13:18
Your momma's so big her unit's setting is "Huge" by default
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 13:33
Yo momma so ugly, no fixes can fix her!

Yo momma so heavy, it causes CTD during the pre-battle loading screen!
Rahwana
11-01-2010, 13:49
@ Jebi : Yo Momma is so beautiful, everyone attack Kart-Hadast to get her.
Jebivjetar
11-01-2010, 13:51
Yo momma so big, ships can board her!
Blxz
11-01-2010, 14:36
https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1003/yomomma.jpg

I love it. Can't stop laughing. Perfect follow up to the others.
Ludens
11-01-2010, 15:24
Sorry guys, but this thread has too much potential for breaking the language rules or descending into offensive jokes. It's a collection of insults, after all.

BTW, joke threads and the like are welcome at the .Org's own OT forum at the Frontroom (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/forumdisplay.php?48-Frontroom).

Thread closed.